Good ol fashioned roast thread. Post your pic to get roasted.

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ok

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>>737843978
Kekistan! Hehehehe!!

>>737844495
>Hehehehe!!
Hehehe.

>>737844573
Hehe.

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Roast me

>>737843806
You look like you still live with your mother

>>737844495
You look like fat bastards stunt double lose some weight or die of heart attack faggot geasy artery fuck

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>>737844710
Here's a non Slav mode one

>>737844847
Hows the cancer coming along?

>>737844176
your wearing glasses indoors. theres nothing i can say that will top that fact

>>737844847
Why are you still having a 13 y-old face on a 93 y-old body ?

>>737844979
Im blind
...
>w8

>>737843806
you look like you just saw a 12yr old boy bend over

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this should be easy

>>737845384
nice try, post a picture of yourself not your sick dog..

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>>737844979
Me without the glasses. Easy roast on that one

>>737845594
great, now im blind

>>737843806
it would feel wrong roasting the mentally handicapped

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>>737845897

>>737844495
nice tits, see your going with the feminist anti bra notion

>>737845697
Welcome to da club

>>737846496
I also have a big nose.
>but at least im not ginger

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>>737846496

>>737843894
girl or boy?

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I'm the guy
Do your best...

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roast me as hard as you can

>>737847775
Nigger gtfo

>>737847917
you misspelled shitty country

>>737847882
i saw that comming

>>737847882
i saw that coming

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>>737847769
I have the same fucked widows peak as you but it goes down deeper.

>>737848135
Good fucking job you saw it coming you double posting waste of life stop breathing the white mans air

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>>737847775

>>737844847
Go back to Slav mode, it was better cause you were further away, just like most women probably prefer it fucking krillin looking nigga.

>>737847769
wheres the guy

>>737848566
>>737847769
i think the one of the left

>>737843806
Geez I never knew onision was here, welcome you fucking gay ass cuck. You look like someone just stole your kill in fucking CS:GO and now you're planning to take it out at school with a gun. Buy a tweezers mister Caterpillar brows geez.

>>737843894
Bitch you need a fucking curling iron, and put your fucking tongue on my dick or in your mouth. I'm not even going to carry on, I actually think you're pretty cute.

>>737843978
Oh where do I even fucking start.. sup Gaben looking ass mother fukka. You remind me of modern art, I don't wanna see you cause it's just fucking stupid to take such shit out of the place it was made. I'd say get a haircut but I don't want the barber to die of a fucking stroke or something. Also Praise KEK

>>737844176
Hey Neo, are we in the fucking matrix? My fucking cousin with down syndrome can grow a better beard, like really doesn't your hair know there's more place on your face to grow? It should cause then it would cover it up the way it should be. Look like you just came out of the Darude Sandstorm music video. Fml

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Roast me eating a donut
Be as harsh as you'd like

>>737843806
>received
you just want that guy to be insulted

>>737844495
I'm not going to bash you for your weight cause das fukdup, but you look like a 5 year old and a 32 year old at the same time. What the fuck are you thinking so hard about, what loli you're going to jack off to later? You're probably the guy who starts trap threads or posts the fucking banana stripper which has better tits than you fucking everywhere. Also Praise KEK

>>737844495
I'd still eat this guy's ass

>>737845374
MODS!!

>>737849730
are you an asian female? if so, please post more

>>737846496
"GHET OUTTA MAH SWOMP"

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Rip me apart /b/

>>737845384
Heyy it's hackerman! Hack me back in time so I can kick your dad In the nuts to prevent you from existing. Come at me with that paradox shit cause I know you're the type to think that would win the fucking argument, you should hang out with >>737843806 and go to a beauty salon to get your fucking eyebrows done together, chanses are you'll end up being really gay for each other.

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>>737849959
I'm not asian but I get that a lot. Maybe I was the laundromat man's baby. Also this is a roast thread nigger get your shit together

>>737847769
your wife looks worse than you, you must have a shit personality

>>737849016
weak, you beta

>>737849514
>>737849323
>>737849016
>>737848798
Bitch you're about to be roasted real soon... you made this thread cringe

>>737845594
Top of the morning Laddy, my name is Jack septic eye and today I look like a fucking furfag who probably jacks off to interracial porn.

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I know I'm a beauty!

>>737843806
Avdo?????

>>737850238
it would have been a roast if you were a dude.

>>737843806
>received
fuck you stupid That ain't you

>>737850238
can't tell if boy or girl but would fuck anyway

>>737850483
I usually get called a trap/dyke/14 year old boy so it was a pleasant surprise

>>737846496
Calm down Sasquatch, nobody is going to touch your tendies. Oy vey my goy, you have such a nice nose, fucking kike. The only thing further apart than your eyes is you from any sexual relationship any time soon.

>>737843978
that's the guy calling you cuck on /pol/

>>737850563
post body shots maybe then i can find something to roast you with

>>737850739
Oh you right one second

>>737847769
Your face reminds me of a battlefield, with your eyebrows being two sides edging closer and closer to a fucking massacre. I mean real what is it with everyone's eyebrows here.

>>737848373
If you send me the link to your cheese pizza Dropbox I'll promise not to report you to the FBI. I swear 98.76% of this website will probably call you uncle grandpa, how old are you? 50? If you're younger I'd suggest a better anti aging cream, cause fuck the widdows peak, I'm worried about the grand canyon you call wrinkles mister.

>>737848373
gtfo brendan fraser

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>>737850739
I got the body of a lunch lady

>>737850333
K

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>>737851144
Thats brandon fraiser dumbass, we got an underage here.

>>737851395
My fucking Richter scale just went off

>>737851511
Yeah and I'm just taking a piss chill

>>737851577
Buddy my ass has so much kinetic energy that it's killing my knees
Trying to lose weight but I fucking love hot wings man

>>737851726
You look good

>>737851395
Holy shit cute/10

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gift me games, I'm tired of playing this

>>737851726
Hey so do I, I'm being honest now, you're cute, don't give up, work hard and I guarantee you'll probably be dropping jaws before end of next year. Good luck

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>>737851859
Still like 30 lbs overweight. Mostly in my arms and legs.
>>737851902
>>737852042
;_; you guys suck at this ffs.
Thanks though. I want to do it for my health, and for cosplay.

>>737852153
I CANT HELP LIKING THICK THIGHS AND CUTE FACES PLUS YOU GUYS AINT ROASTED ME YET

>>737846496

you on that photobooth filter m8?

>>737852153
Single?

>>737843806
You look like a school shooter

>>737852153
need an ass pic like right now

>>737851395
Unfortunate legs. Cute face. Keep working for what you want.

>>737852503
Yeah...i gotta agree, panties or no, i wanna see that ass

>>737852011
play realm grinder, it's better

>>737844495
Dj Khalid, but white and has bigger tits

roast thread got turned into raise fat girl self esteem thread

>>737852503
>>737852629
>>737852467
I honestly wish I didn't have a policy against ass and face in the same thread (and I usually let people assume I'm male to avoid that problem) because you guys are being really cool. I'm engaged and my fiance doesn't mind me posting pics but he has really obvious social media and I don't want anything getting back to his family
>please understand
I'll drop some pics in a chubby thread later. I swear to kek


>>737852345
Which one is yours? I'll roast. >)

>>737851697
don't reply when you get called a newfag, underage etc.
the websites fucking anonymous

>>737851395
I like this.
But you have sasquatch feet

>>737853037
SHES CUTE AND WE'RE HORNY

>>737853117
THANK YOU SOMEONE NOTICED
They are size 11 in mens and wide. It's a curse.

>>737853091
GONNA GO MAKE A CHUBBY THREAD BRB
>>737850238
This one

>>737853091
God damn she's engaged, I'm upset

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Roast me.

>>737852473
10/10 roast fucktard

>>737846496
you look like you'd describe yourself as random, quirky or even "a bit crazy"
but everyone who knows you would describe you as cringy and you try too hard

>>737853251
Chubby thread made, now we wait

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>>737853037
I didn't want/expect this I'm sorry
Roast my feet

>>737853370
You look like that faggot singer from system of a down.

>>737850238
Dollar STORE maxmoefoe

>>737853443
(Gimme like 30 minutes. Feeding my animals before their lights shut off)
Dont derail this thread I'll roast

>>737853446
There's nothing wrong with your feet, just put some slippers on you silly cow

>>737853446

they look like you just walked through shreks swamp

>>737853433
you know me so well

>>737853504
Thats the worst you got? Hold on while i cry in corner. Geeze I thought this was 4chan...

>>737853446
Hobbiton's the other way, footfag

>>737852153
I think youre a disgusting fat ginger slob with bags under your eyes that make you look like a raccoon. That being said i would still hate fuck your asshole so hard that trying to stop the blood with a heavy flow tampon would be about as effective as me trying to stop the flow of the mississipi river with my dick

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>>737844495

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come at me

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>>737853219
Get me back for the foot thing. I kinda feel bad, cause that must fucking suck.
I'd legit cry if I had those.

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>>737849730
Youre an attention seeking whore that laughs at all these people who respond to your fat disgusting roger the alien looking body because you genuinely feel as though youre better than them.
Get off my board and stuff your face some more.

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>>737853973

>>737853370
Sandler of a Down

>>737854100
Value brand Julien

>>737853973
Nah I don't feel like it

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>>737853973

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>>737853568
It's always raining here and I lost my sandals.
>>737853613
I live in Shrek's swamp
>>737853370
Your head is shaped like a lava lamp
>>737850452
Jesus Christ dude, that shirt is ugly. Also you have the mouth of a horse. Shave.
>>737850100
Overweight version of that viking guy from the Justice Friends on Dexter's Lab
>>737849730
Brush your teeth faggot
>>737847775
>undertale
>can't rotate
>black
The only reason this guy didn't derail the thread is that I posted immediately after. I'm sorry dude. You look like every sweaty dude sitting around a doujin booth at an anime con

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>>737853973
Lol you mean come on you. Did you stop to make this post on your way to make a shit tier screamo song to post on you tube with your transgender friends? Hurry along before you are late and they make you eat the biscuit.

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>>737843806
Roast me daddies

>>737854204
Thats what i was going for kek, glad some one sees it

>>737854031
Uhh
>your nailpolish is cracked
>thick thighs but like most posters here will probably point out that's hnng
>canada has.. weird copyright laws
And yeah, they were size 9 in 5th grade. I wear a lot of boots.. maybe that's why I have the "style" I do

>>737854160
I can't hate this one.

>>737853795
This is what I came here for. Thank you anon.
I don't know why i look ginger. My hair is blondeish. Residual purple dye maybe?

>>737853370
U look like brutus from popeye

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>>737845594
blind but able to type. it's a miracle

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Roast me hard as fuck please

I am very disappointed with the lack of creativity in this thread.

>>737854405
Post dicc
Then hang yourself or something

>>737854981
Very creative of you faggot

>>737854938
Are you one of Putin's hacker mans?

>>737855059
Da

>>737855041
Shut your mouth pig or I will suck your cock and make you feel awkward

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oki

>>737855226
You look like this guy i met on CL I let suck me off. He sold me good weed.

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>>737854938
You look like an American trying to look like a slav
>>737845594
>pic related
>>737855226
Mild fetal alcohol syndrome

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lol me

>>737855406
Is it summer?

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R8, h8, or masterb8

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taking a shit rn
inb4 nose

>>737845594
you look like a communist

>>737855525
Ill take the latter. Will you watch me?

>>737855571
Wow... where you molested by your father?

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>>737855571
>inb4 nose
looks pretty normal to me
don't expose your pathetic insecurities like that

>>737854576
Well, you tried.

>>737855337
exactly, I ain't that fake bitch, i'm a real slav

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>>737855525
Is that bitch firing blanks?

>>737853973
your fuckin ears

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>>737855662
lol
>>737855696
ok anon
heres a picture of some boxes that i thought looked like were fucking

>>737856083
No, thats just how 7.62 Nagant looks like, blanks are crimped in a star shape at the end of the casing

>>737855571
Nigga I know you

>>737856445
Awww shit this is the part where you spill annons personal info and 4chan does more than roast him.

>>737844495
Dos titta gurls

>>737856445
letter of my first name

>>737854405
I'd rather fuck a dead turtle

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They are roasting me more in the chubby thread that some anon used my pic as the op for than people were here
This thread is a ruse

>>737856798
Judging by the fact you are still wearing southpole...We can conclude youre name is faggot

>>737857339
Go your fat ass back to the fat thread where you belong.

>>737856321
Can confirm owned a 1905 nagant had a 20 pound pull and shells were 70 a box

>>737857339
We were promised pics in the chubby thread, but no deliveries

>>737857339
Link

>>737857549
I promised I'd deliver them. I'm a woman of my word but obviously I cant tell you when/if I did because someone used my pic for the OP

>>737857711
>>737857594

>>737857549
>>737857722
Was going to point this out for you

>>737857722
S H I T

>>737857339
This is random.
Time stamp?
Sharpe in pooper
.......
Profit

In the mean time I'm still feeding my reptiles but fireworks are making them flip the fuck out.
A delivery will be made. Know that your efforts increased the amount of femanon tits on this board. I'm gonna go back to roasting people as anon

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>>737857393
hey its a comfy shirt

also i know only 1 other person who browses 4chan and knows what i look like so if anything gets posted he's fucked

>>737857977
2nd option: GTFO and shed ties to my gender

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>>737855525
Learn trigger discipline before you win a Darwin award, you stupid woman.

>>737858032
You only know of 1 friend.
They didn't even say they were your friend.

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>>737858070
good lookin dude tbh

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>>737852153
Seriously, how fucking retarded are you? Worthless frizzled hair, slant eyed looking Ginger. Rulz is rulz