anon, what's the greatest life lesson you have personally

>>737832282

never go full retard

>>737832282
sauce

>>737832282
Sometimes you gotta.

>>737832282
stop caring or kys

>>737832282

There are very few life/society absolutes.

Learn to be comfortable with ambiguity.

To a large extent, your own state of mind/spirit is determined by you.

Time flies when you're a faggot. Don't be a faggot.

Life is comes in ebbs and flows. Peaks and valleys. Sometimes it better for longer, sometimes its shitty for longer. Just be open to new experiences and people and see what happens.

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>>737832282
when downloading gifs from tumblr, remember to change the file name

>>737832282
Always mix in a larger bowl than you think is necessary

>>737832282
Go for every girl you want, you'll be surprised

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. You can't pick your friend's nose.

>>737832282
Don't get married.

trust no bitch

Nobody can be trusted, every friend, relative and relationship partner you have or ever had are only choosing to be around you to exploit you in some way, whether it be financially, emotionally, or otherwise. They will stab you in the back instantly if a better deal comes along and they don't need you anymore.

Make sure you know where your friend keeps his plunger

>>737833381
why not?

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Don't get in to fistfights or road rage incidents. Trust me on this, there is no upside...

>>737833436
even parents?

Be selfish. You have this one life to live and are constantly bombarded with messages to spend it serving others. Serve your country, your wife, your children. Serve serve serve. It's sounds great, because of how we've been conditioned our whole lives, but the truth is most of us will spend our lives toiling away at shit we hate, just to serve others.

ALWAYS take a pregame shit before a date, especially if it's still early on in the dating phase. Also never eat spicy food on an early date either. Girls don't like being aware that you're shitting in the other room right now.

>>737833364
what if they all say 'Get away, creep'? :(

>>737833541
good advice

>>737833563
Ayn Rand, go to bed

>>737833558
they need someone to take care of them after they get old. Plus claiming you as a dependent gives them a break on taxes.

>>737833258
why

>>737833436
While I agree with what you are saying for the most part, I don't believe people are inherently out to exploit others. I think we are simply collateral.

>>737833732
so nobody knows you've been to tumblr

>>737832282
Jews really are evil, and do not believe the American government's lies.

>>737832282
Non-parametric statistics are how we should measure the world but the businessman's mind can only handle parametric statistics. Took me about thirty years to figure that one out.

Being "redpilled" or "woke" or whatever the fuck is just another matrix.

>>737833805
Why did it take you so long to learn something that is taught to freshmen in undergrad?

Having a kid just so you can fuck her later on isn't worth the effort.

>>737832282
If the problem has a solution, why worry? And if the problem does not have a solution, then why worry?

>>737833436
This.
Everyone is a scumbag and as soon as you realize that, you become a scumbag too.

people are animals and your personality/identity should be determined strategical according to circumstance their is no such thing as sincerity or genuineness in self expression because modern society and psychology developed long after human biology and therefore it is purely abstract/creative and should work for you rather than you work for it

Never mistake a lack of hostility for friendship.

>>737832282
Women are not worth it but I still want one.

>>737833951
how fucking retarded are you to actually do that?

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>>737832282
The harder someone tries to control a narrative, the more of a lie it is.

>In sixteen countries, it is a felony merely to investigate Auschwitz.

>>737834074
well, it's easier than going out and finding someone else's to fuck for one thing.

>>737834138
you are really, really, really fucking retarded

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Perseverance is the single most important quality in a person

The brain is a machine much like a computer. Learn to program it and develop good firmware, then run good programs on it. Failure to keep the machine of your brain running properly results in depression and poor performance in life.

No one but you can make that happen. You must be the owner of your mind.

>>737832282
OP is always a faggot.

>>737833623

You ain't asked enough. At least 1 will say yes.

>>737832282
When two girls are flirting with you together, they are not just teasing. Flirt back or spend the rest of your life regretting your inaction.

>>737832282

Don't ever trust a nigger.

>>737832282
don't trust women

>>737834225
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields

>>737832282
If you don't know what it is, then you don't know what it is

>>737833829
so how do u truly become woke?

>>737834345
Unless they're articulate

Don't mistake friendship for love.

>>737832282
Confidence is key

>>737834577
Being woke is a never ending cycle. You keep ascending into higher levels of woke until you die.

>>737834608
Wew

>>737832282
Don't try to be popular or famous.

>>737834655
Amen to that

>>737834577
Have two cocks in your mouth at the same time

>>737833829
The moment you think you know the truth, you've created another lie.

The brain is more than what you consciously experience. Consciousness is just a lunch menu put in front of you so you can decide. The manager or unconscious has decided upon what dishes are relevant to the consciousness, and the owner ultimately runs the business and decides what to buy and what kind of restaurant it is. The owner can be manipulated by the conscious mind by the decisions the conscious mind makes to form beliefs. Those beliefs are what ultimately shape how information is collected and sorted, and what gets served to the conscious mind in the end.

You can choose your reality by choosing your beliefs.

>>737834336
:-(

Never give your bike to an Albanian

Every loss is a lesson. Failure is not a bad thing, inaction to work out why you failed and fixing the problem is.

Loving someone doesn't mean they love you back.

Lose weight and get fit. Everything gets better when you do.
DON'T PLAY ARK

>>737833950
That's not what I wrote.
I learned non-parametric statistics for my major but never could apply that in a business setting. Always too complicated and too expensive to collect the necessary data. Businesmen think in bullet-points, not stochastics.

Remember that there is always someone who have it worse than you do.

Go outside more

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>>737834957

This keeps me sane at night.

>>737834591
Then they're not niggers. Ask Chris Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51vFbsZkhXU

>>737833284
underrated

Women are selfish, self serving cunts who use sex to get what they want. Basically don't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

>>737835044
I assumed you meant all black people my bad

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>>737834591
Not even then, anon. Let them get around other niggers and that articulate shit goes away.

Always keep your presence of mind, especially in emergencies.

>>737832282
this world doesnt worth your hard work, fake it till you make it

>>737832282
You live and learn. Then you die and forget it all.
– Ray Lum

>>737833541
The same reason large cats in the wild will try and avoid a fight unless absolutely necessary. Even if you win you will probably come out of it injured and possibly ruin your life.

>>737832282
never trust a hoe
never trust a bitchass nigga

Lose one friend, lose more friends, lose yourself.
-Eric Matthews

Enjoy your youth while you still have it. Get off /b/ and go out there, hang out with friends, meet some girls, go places, pursue hobbies. You don't want to wake up one day at 40 and realize you wasted your youth shit posting on the 4chinz. Time goes by really fast especially if you don't do anything with it.

It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it

Try not to eat onions when you go out with a girl. I know they are a good topping but you don't want to worry about bad breath later

Don't look back on past relationships and wish it didn't end or wonder what if. Because that does nothing. And you don't need more of nothing, you need something

Also, the more helpful/friendly and funny you are around your partners family- the better off you are. But if her family is shit, well, just try to hold your tongue at least until they are on your turf

>>737833805
what is the difference in the two?

>>737833805
What's that?

To not give a fuck. People don't think about you nearly as much as you think they do. All that dumb shit you did when you were younger no one remembers but you. People are self absorbed, the only things they remember are what pertains to them.

Also, go for it always. I've talked to so many girls who told me they had crushes on me that I could have had if I had asked at the right time. Rejection is no big deal, you get over it pretty quickly, and the girl is going to wake up 10 years later and laugh that you had the audacity to ask her out.

>>737833284
Good post

>>737832282
she'll promise you that she'll never tell anyone, but don't believe it. she'll tell everyone.

If an erection last for more than four hours I should seek medical advice.

>>737832282
Kys

>>737835599
Dubs confirms good advice

>>737835599
If people don't think about you as much as you think why would some girl you saw once and rejected you think about you 10 years from now?

>>737835487
It's like the difference between 24-bit images and 4-bit images. Parametric statistics force your data into categories they might not belong to, a fallacy known as petitio principii.

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>>737832282
If you walk through a locker room You're gonna see some dicks

>>737835815
that was exactly my point. They don't. They aren't going to give a shit about some guy they rejected years ago. So go for it, don't fear rejection. You will feel bad for a day but you will lick your wounds and get over it.

Some people just don't want to be help.

>>737835599
>Also, go for it always. I've talked to so many girls who told me they had crushes on me that I could have had if I had asked at the right time. Rejection is no big deal, you get over it pretty quickly, and the girl is going to wake up 10 years later and laugh that you had the audacity to ask her out.
This is the bullshit of being male

Why can't girls ask guys out?

Being smart is never enough to achieve anything in this life.

There are a ton of broke geniuses out there and a ton of uber rich retards.

The real secret to success is a singular determination and a refusal to give up at the points where others do.

It's hardly profound and we have all heard how graft and a willingness to keep going when others throw in the towel is a positive trait but it's absolutely true.

If you rely on your smarts without putting the work in then nothing will happen.

your body peaks at age 25, work out and eat healthier if you don't want to throw your back out during sex

Doesn't matter how hard you get hit. only how hard it will hurt.

It's not shameful to be poor, it's shameful to be cheap.

Poor are not those who have little, but those who can never get enough.

Life is not a problem to be solved,but a reality to be experienced.

>>737836236
Most athletes peak at 27 tbh

>>737836344
I ain't no athlete, son

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>>737835993
>Why can't girls ask guys out?
They do. Guys just don't know how to listen very well.

>>737835993
My first gf asked me out.
The girl I'm avoiding has asked me out

>>737832282
don't ask for advice on /b/

>>737832282
If you can do something about it, there's no need to panic.

If you can't do anything about it, there's no need to panic.

>>737836474
This

>>737832282
Greatest life lesson so far: Pay a hooker with only realistic, but fake, hundred dollar bills. Dont need to pay real cash for that shit, but busting a nut is essential for level-headed, clear thinking and alertness.

What you know, is directly proportionate, to what you know you don't know.

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>>737836573

wrap your willy

>>737836648
This implies there's a finite amount of knowledge what can know

>>737836627
Or you know..just fucking jackoff.

>>737835993
they do but most of the time in stupid round about ways that guys don't pick up on, but most of the time they are just pussies that know guys will do it eventually because they have been doing it for forever

SCHOOL IS FOR SHEEP!

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>>737834761

>>737834023
Underrated

>>737836819
>they do but most of the time in stupid round about ways that guys don't pick up on
Example? I think I've missed out on a lot of dates

>>737833524

Get a divorce, and you'll know.

>>737833436
Well that´s depressing, sorry to be you.

>>737836819
It's true. But who cares who should ask who out, if you want someone go for it. Otherwise you can't cry about not having it.

>>737833381
One personal experience, you are generalising.

>>737836918
Sometimes in really stupid ways like talking about a guy who asked her out but she turned down (she wants to hint that shes available to you and not interested in others but it often comes off as her not wanting to be available to anyone)

>>737833541
Once it´s good, you stop glorifing it.

>>737833563
Nope

>>737836918
it can vary, but things I've personally not picked up on have been like "oh this thing looks cool I want to go to it" which for one girl I used to know meant "here's something I wouldn't hate doing so ask me to go out with you to it." Other times it's just body language or "flirty" behavior that the girl thinks is super obvious but really isn't so they give up when you don't immediately pick up on their interest

>>737832883
i like the fact that you're so simple you can't express your thoughts clearly for others to understand

this is also one of the big problems of our world today

this causes misinformation and misunderstanding

learn to fucking express yourself you fucking dimwitted child, you're a fucking disgrace to the human brain you garbage

Value the truth more than your pride.

>>737834336
>tfw I'm too decent to cheat when invited to a 3some with two college 8-9/10s

Will always feel regret.

>>737833541
what kind of a fucking dimwit calls this a life lesson?

how fucking dumb are you

>violence is not very efficient hurr durr

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>>737832282
No one wants you unless you're useful. So be useful.
Be strong, be funny, have a technical skill.

No one gives a shit that you can do anagrams or speedrun vidya unless what follows is a fixed car or sublimated whatevers.

Never date a police officers daughther, cus anytime you fuck up or disagree, the "my dad will arrest you" threats start

>>737835131
This, so much this

>>737837380
ikr, violence is the most efficient way to accomplish something

>>737837351
here, ill give your mind some ease

that is not a missed oppurtunity, you were simply not ready for that situation, but you obviously learned, and now you are ready for it

there is nothing you could've done differently

you were an autistic pussy then, and now you see it clearly

>>737834807
Truth.

>>737834880
This. Ark is a shit vidya. So is Rust, H1Z1 and ESPECIALLY Days.

If you want to play a survival/permadeath scenario that doesn't involve running and looting for hours on end, play H1Z1 KotK or PUBG.

>>737837448
no, it is not, you fucking dimwit degenerate

>>737834807
ROFL

>life lesson

are you people really this fucking retarded ?

Never move in with a girl unless you're married. Trust me, if she turns out to be a psycho, it's really difficult to get rid of them.

Learn to be happy by yourself. Maybe not happy but learning to get by with just you. The more I live and see people come and go the more I realize nobody really cares about you unless they can use you for some purpose. People will let you down more and more. I don't know, it's probably just the fact I'm a shit person and I'm the problem but I hope you and everyone reading this has happiness in their life. Have a good day everyone.

>>737834043
doesn´t make sence

>>737834957
>>737835040
this is literally what pathetic losers think about, nobody has it worse than you do, you're all the same really

>>737837413
just respond with "I guess he'll also have to arrest me for murder" then just stare unblinking into her eyes

>>737835040
This keeps me up at night. I'm miserable and bordering on suicidal. Thinking about the people that have it worse just makes me sadder. Then I go to the extreme and think about people that get tortured by serial killers, people in sex slavery, etc. Really makes me angry with God for allowing it to happen.

>>737836809
quite the opposite actually.

>>737834225
Hello Mr. Stalker

>>737832282
You regret things you don't do a hell of a lot more than the things you do

>>737837519
>calls someone a dimwit
>obvious joke is too hard to understand for him
stay in school buddy, or better yet switch schools because apparently the one you're in now is too hard

>>737832282
Believe your gut, not her mouth.
If it doesn't add up, she's lying and cheating.
Some women are a level of scum you could never imagine even existed. Then you marry them and you find out how vile these bitches are.

>>737834253
Let me quess, you like The Matrix? Architect...

>>737837602
be angry at the shit people who actually do it, not at God for "hur dur he lets it happn"

>>737834655
Key to what?

>>737834710
Yes, stay at home.

You, your thoughts and your body are three separate entities that all Interact will one another, learning to have a healthy relationship between the three is the key to a happy life.

>>737832282
Trust your gut, not her words.
If it doesn't add up, you'll find out she's lying and cheating.
Women are scum.

>>737837870
to everything really, getting laid, getting jobs, walking out of that store carrying a bunch of shit you didn't pay for, etc.

>>737837573
Good advice, Anon

>>737832282
Don't forget your towel

Meditate - pray every day if possible. The spirit needs to be worked on more than the body, and this is way underrated in our society.

Also: learn everything you can. You never know when that knowledge will come in handy.

>>737837743
This is sooooo . You know when its happening. Its wether you choose to believe it or not

>>737836918
I worked with this cute chick who would always ask what I'm doing after work. That's a pretty obvious example.

>tfw I always told her "a whole lot of nothing"
>tfw I always ended the conversation there
>went home and played vidya instead of fucking qt3.14
>no regrets

>>737834043
>>737837579
it does, you just dont understand it yet or you misunderstood his message

>>737833067
agreed.

>>737837999
Exactly.

>>737832282
to trust your gut and not with your dick, also to wear a condom if you dont any fucking little bastard fucktards running and ruining your life

>>737837727
friend, when i look for jokes, i dont go on /b/ you fucking degenerate dimwit

if you're gonna have a conversation, then do so, dont resort to calling your shit trollish or jokish when someone calls your dumb retarded shit out, it does not work that way you dumb kid

you literally signalled your stupididy, and i identified it and reacted to it, nothing more

>>737832282
Two my grandfather used to tell me. The first is kind of a parable:
>Once upon a time there was a little puppy walking along some train tracks. All of a sudden, a train sped by and clipped off the tip of the puppy's tail. Startled, the puppy turned abruptly to see what had happened - and the train ripped off its head.

The moral of the story? Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

The second thing he used to tell me was:
>Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

>>737837466
I was absolutely ready for that situation and I'm not all that autistic. But I was in a soon-to-end relationship but I'm too decent to have cheated on her

>>737838216
you obviously were not ready, dont be delusional please, does us no good

>>737837743
This. This. This. This. This.

>>737837527
Bad advice. It's the opposite. Never marry girl unless you've lived with her for a few years at LEAST. It's a lot harder to get a divorce than to separate with a girlfriend you're living with.

Dont involve yourself with anyone under 18 after you turn 18

>>737832282
Bitches ain't shit

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To not give a duck about shot that doesn't matter in life, e.g. social media, what people think. And to just focus on yourself and your wellbeing
Once you learn this you'll be far happier

>>737838478
Fuck*
shit*

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>>737837582
now I have it worse than them, thanks a lot faggot

If you voted TRUMP you should fucking kill yourself because you are a fucking moron and have 0 brains.

SCHOOL IS FOR SHEEP AND BETA FAGS!

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>>737832282
Don't trust anyone you don't know for atleast four years...

If you are a guy, no-one will help you when you go down and you need to learn to live with that

Love is fake and you'll die alone anyway.

>>737838378
THANK YOU

>>737838530
well now that you've finally really faced it, rather than tell yourself these lies, you should find the motivation to fix that shit

be a big boy and just do shit that is better than the behavioural patterns you're stuck in right now

>>737832282
If you care about anything, people will use it against you. If you don'#t care about anything, your life will be meaningless.

The trick is to care, but to hide it well.

>>737832282
I dont have only one but heres some never try to jump to a river(and if is the case make som effort for it)Never Suck your face with a vacum chamber 5 days before the confirmation, never spank a girl in the ass if youre not chad,etc ask me a few

>>737837830
I have full reason and right to be angry with both.

>>737838938
this has been said so many times, even in media

the latest example i noticed of this is when tyrion lannister is teaching the stark bastard that he should wear that frail identity as armor rather than try to hide it, that way people cant use it against you, and you end up being 1 step ahead of them

>>737839157
there is no god you dumbass

this universe runs on laws that are very fair

the thing is we're animals so we dont really see them as fair, we would rather cry and call out for a god rather than just fucking manning up and facing our reality as it is

its fucking cruel and we keep trying to sprinkle our lives with fairy dusts to keep us sane, its a fucking joke

>>737835599
Dubs and good advice? Not bad anon. And yeah, I agree - always go for it, whatever it is.

>>737836750
That is probably one of the best things you can do. Wherever you go always bring a towel. I can't remember all the times I was thankful to have a towel - it really is (one of) the most useful item you can have with you.

>>737832282
Trust yourself - if you're doubting something and leaning towards one answer and someone else tells you the right answer is the other one it is almost always the answer you think it is. Your gut is almost always right you just have to learn to trust it.

Go for a walk every now and then. Put headphones on and just wander. Especially if you have something on your mind.

And most important lesson of them all - one I relearn at least once a year: Never, ever, under any circumstence, and I do mean never rub your eyes if you're prepairing food with hot chili peppers before thoroughly washing your hands.

>>737838266
So in your head being ready involves being enough of a degenerate piece of shit to cheat on a significant other? Seems legit.

>>737834328
So far every single one has had a boyfriend before I have had the opportunity to ask. Feels bad.

>>737832282
Always look people in the eyes when talking to them. Doesn't matter who you're talking to.

>>737838569
If you voted Hillary do the same.

Bernie/Rand were the only non-shit options. I mean, they were still shit, but at least they were dried turds that didn't smell so awful. Drumpf/Shillary were big smelly wet moldy Andy Sixx logs of shit.

>>737839244
There is a God he just doesn't interfere.

>>737839335
you just told us that it was a relationship that was going downhill, if you were a little bit more mature, you probably wouldve ended that shitty fuckbuddy relationship quicker, thus having a good time with more people since you're not so fucking insecure about leaving your fuckbuddy gf

alas, but this the progresss of us humans, we learn things slowly

>>737839329
As an extension to your lesson: Never cut jalapenos without gloves if you wear contact lenses.

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>>737832282

>what's the greatest life lesson you have personally learned so far?

That jerking off to free live cam sluts is aweome, anon.
anon.to(slash)PvavNi

>>737839157
You may have reasons to, but you really don't have the right.

If a woman likes to have a lot of sex, don't trust her.

>>737839379
Then find ones who aren't in relationships

>>737835599
>>737835815
> and the girl is going to wake up 10 years later and laugh that you had the audacity to ask her out.
I saw this and thought of the two people being married.

>>737833951
Sounds like something i would do kek

>>737837527
What? The opposite should be the advice. Live with a girl for a while before ever thinking about marrying her that way you can better know if she's a psycho and cut her out before you're married.

>>737839629
how the fuck can you come to the conclusion that there is a god, but he does not interfere?

how can you be so dimwitted? thats literally what it means when i tell you there is no "god"

there might be a powerful being, but its not a creator or a god like we want to think it is

>>737837279
>using fucking 3 times in one sentence
why are you caring tho? stop caring.

Don't get life lessons from /b/.

>>737837380
You realize that there are thousands of fistfights and road rage incidents every day, you fucking dimwit

>>737839379
why does that feel bad you fragile little sunflower

just keep at it until your dick is inside a pussy

Even if I don't judge a book by its cover, I still have eyes.

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If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen

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>>737835131
Yeah.

>>737840179
>You realize that there are thousands of fistfights and road rage incidents every day, you fucking dimwit

and?

look how stupid you are, you're clearly trying to get some message across to me, but you're having trouble exporting these thougths to me

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>>737839780
The bots are evolving

>>737839780
wow these bots are getting sophisticated.

>>737840097
Because the conclusion is that God is the powerful being you mention but not the same as organized religions describe? How is that hard to grasp? You call people dimwitted when you can barely string a thought together.

>>737839636
I broke up with her less than a week later. It wasn't insecurity, it was poor timing. Go suck a dick.

>>737840511
you still havent told me how the fuck you can come to the conclusion that there is something else greater than our universe in this world, which might be something like a god

>Because the conclusion is that God is the powerful being

so explain this, tell me how you came to this conclusion, that there is a god

>>737840642
sure homie, insecurity affects us all from time to time, nothing to be ashamed of

>>737840144
/b/ knows best anon. /b/ knows best

-- Don't fuck with people, the cops, the court system, etc. Spent half my life beating the shit out of assholes and dick employers, only to cost myself a small fortune and for nothing. If I were smart, I'd go smash Barron Trump's face in. Always go after people's kids, not them.

Don't spunk on your hairy belly in a hot bath

>>737836421
Sauce?

>>737838812
hey thanks

>>737832282

Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield.

It all evens out in the end, so just go with it and do the best you can.

>>737832282
Nothing really matters

>>737840370
Hey, keep working on it, maybe in a few years you'll be able to make the connection.

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Do not go to post office for your Silkroad package.

>>737841387
the question is not if i can make the connection or not

the question is if you can actually hold up this conversation, it is amazing to me that you are having a hard time connecting with me

i have my own theories and yours sounds stupid as fuck, i just wanted you to explain it sufficiently to me so i could "attack" it and poke holes into it for you to learn from

too bad you're too fucking stupid to realize the human tools we have

you dont realize the power of communication

fucking dimwit dont deserve the human brain

would love to play with you like food and eventually remove your brain from your shitty animalistic consciousness

>>737833829
this

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>>737832282
Don't worry, everything will work out fine in the end.

There are only two problems; the trivial and the unavoidable. It makes no sense to worry about either.

"Girlfriend" is a very loose term, women are seeking advantage at all times. If you have a girlfriend, take pride in being an advantage and if she fucks up, improve yourself and find someone better.

It is better to be kind than to be nice.

Dont hate animals, including people. Free Will isnt the deternining factor of an action, neither is willful maliciousness. Something in their life programmed them to do what they're doing. Willful maliciousness is still something you ahould avoid and retribute, but hating them for it is a waste of energy.

Talk to every girl you like. Ignore hang ups like "she has a boyfriend/husband" or "all I know about her is that I think shes pretty/whatever." Women are different from men but we're the same in a lot of ways. Most women just want a kind man who thinks theyre pretty and can make them think and laugh, but you dont know whats going to make them think so give it a shot.

Whenever you're faced with a binary choice, be interesting.

>>737840097
Oh wow boyo I sure got kekm8d there

>>737833986
I liked that and tried applying it when I was 17. I'm 23 and have done nothing.

>>737833986
what if I don't know if there is a solution or not?

>>737840862
I lost the v at 14 and have had 16 partners since. I am 24. Stop projecting kiddo.

Never trust a crying woman and a sweating horse

>>737841815
i fucking love that your mind hits a wall there, do you realize what that means?

it means the point you were trying to get it, is just copy pasta'd bullshit from elsewhere than your own mind

because when you journey through these things critically with your mind, you can go forward, backwards, pretty much anything

but when you try to spout some bullshit you have no idea of, you will hit some hard walls

>Oh wow boyo I sure got kekm8d there

this is your mental wall, pretty cool, right?

>>737841981
wow you're insecurity is actually coming out some more now

why? what the fuck, why do you feel a need to prove yourself?

we literally all get insecure, its a learning tool

the fact you were once insecure does not mean you are perma insecure

too bad you haven't meditated at all to see these things clearly that are obviously confusing you

Do not eat yellow snow

>>737841115
Better yet -- masturbate in showers, not baths. Dumbass.

>>737834176
Nah, it is easier, at least for most young guys, I think. People do that shit all the time, I wouldn't go that far, but for example, I've kept on banging an ex I don't really like anymore (personality wise) cause it's the only fucking option. And yes I've looked.

>/b/ is full of nigger faggots

>>737832282
money actually is the most important thing

>>737842426
ok buddy lol

>>737832282
Not every mom wants to fuck their son

All Whores are women

>>737832282
Stupidity wins

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>>737832282
I was a street brawler in the 80s (I ran with ARA and put a lot of boneheads in the hospital), and I learned how to fight from my father, who had been an amateur boxer and was also a street brawler in his own day. He taught me two important things:

1) Never wait for a fair fight if you can avoid it. A street corner isn't a dojo mat or a boxing ring. If you know there's going to be a fight, don't wait. Don't grab the guy and dance. Don't exchange insults. Haul off and sucker punch the guy as fast and as hard and as suddenly as you can imagine and put him on his ass. The best fight is one you win with the first punch.

2) You don't need to win every fight, you just need to make sure you get at least one good shot in. There will always be someone bigger and stronger and faster, and there may be more of them than you, so you can't beat everyone. But you ALWAYS need to make sure they pay a price; it may net you a worse beating this time, but they'll think long and hard about fucking with you again, and will probably go in search of weaker prey in the future. If I came home with a black eye or a fat lip, my father would ask me if I got a good one in. If I said no, he'd send me right back out to find the guy and do so.

>>737842667
they are men too, you little dimwit

>>737843118
Pff

>>737841522

>would love to play with you like food and eventually remove your brain from your shitty animalistic consciousness

Wew, it's a good thing we have you to tell us about communication, conciousness and human tools, right?

I'm not even the guy you started insulting, man.

>>737843369
>>737843369
i give human rights to those who do so too

the ones who fuck a kid in the ass, without knowing why they're doing that, deserves to be put down like an animal, very simple to be honest

just because you're a human doesnt mean the animal still isn't inside you

>>737843369
Theres always a self appointed referee.

"You're thinking wrong!"

Nigga the thread is whats the greatest lesson "YOU" learned. You technically cant argue any points made in this thread. Even the guy up there who found God.

>>737833436
I kind of want to see more people voting on whether this is true or not.

>>737843635
Clarification, second bit was for the guy you were quoting

>>737833436
mostly agree, ironically my gf very twrthy

>>737833563
Trueman

>>737843668
untrue, that guy is a fucking autist

that situation is POSSIBLE, but only if you let your life spiral out of control into that shitty situation which that autist dimwit seems to have gotten himself into

>>737843668
Its the wrong premise, he's looking at end data. The real lesson is "You are only worth something to the human race if you provide something." Maybe dont be such a worthless sack of shit that the short term goal of fucking you over doesnt look more profitable than the long term goal.

When you die what do they put in your obituary? Good with rubiks cubes, liked My Little Pony? No, they put loving husband, garbage collector, doctor, served in the army. You are what you do for people.

>>737834048
Zis

>>737834608
Lad , that hit home

>>737834048
The reverse is also true.

>>737833394
yuh

>>737832282

Don't let the grip on this subside, son.
Chips will only grow one shoulder at a time.
Oh, and forget about the troubles for a time.

Some people leave.

Worrying means suffering twice

>>737834696
I don't know about you Lil nigga, but I ain't finna die

I am

Don't pull the anal beads like you're starting a lawn mower.

If you want quick sex find a girl with daddy issues

Do not touch, willie.

>>737833436
this is true except for parents. if they are decent, they won't do shit like that

>>737845016
No its not true. Although the world is shit and there are many assholes and idiots there are a few decent people, true friendship exists

never trust an alcoholic that says they want to stop drinking...

>>737834737
kekled

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>>737832282

Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted.

Correlation is not causation.

Ignorance and delusion often go hand in hand.

>>737832282
Newer watch anime with fandub. Go subs or get a life, no middle ground.

>>737833284
this ^^

>>737842567
>ok buddy
>lol
>>/reddit/

>>737842037
Can crying horse be trusted?

Safety razors are sharp on the other side as well.

>>737832282
Don't trust women, ever, for nothing.

Even if you think your secrets are with her, you're wrong mate.

>>737832282
Kill all your enemies

>>737845016
*including parents.
Wake the fuck up

>>737832282
nothing is ever good enough for people

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>>737848609
Of the American day

>>737832282
justice is an inventionof men, if you want sth, go get it yousrself.

>>737848221
aww you actually tried, try harder, friend-o

>>737848951
>so random XD lolz

>>737848989
KYA famalam

>>737832282
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Nothing you are, do, or become, actually matters at all. Life is absolutely pointless and we all have to lie to ourselves to keep pushing forward to our inevitable death.

You reading this, you do not matter.

>>737833951
protip

>>737843821
Incorrect

>>737849107
sure homie, find more love in your life, not necessarily in people, you can find in in yourself and in skills and arts that you try to grasp

>>737849422
"ok"

>>737832282
don´t lose your dignity for a relationship, even when you have low self esteem, there is someone that will treat you well and respect you.
Also, be prepared for cheating by your side or hers, people love to kiss, fuck, cuddle, etc, learn to get over it if it happens.
End a fucking relationship if you cheat a lot, there is no fucking point in doing that if you really appreciate your partner.

>>737849554
>homie
Kys

>>737837498
Not even playing Dwarf Fortress

>>737849554
You know fuck all and you are obviously insufferable irl, I wouldn't be pointing out who's life is spiraling out of control if I was you, neckbeard

>>737849713
the fact that you only try to attack me in some way, without realizing that nobodies cant touch me emotionally, EVER lol, tells me how fucking dumb you are, and infact that strangers can hurt yours, cool !

>>737849935
tell me where i am wrong, lets have an adult conversation if you can handle that friend-o <3 <;-)

>>737841521
how are you still post

>>737832282
Cash rules everything around me

>>737839157
stop being a fucking moron, btw

>>737850093
B8 confirmed

>>737849554
I repeat: KYS famalam

>>737841521
Wh wh wh why?

>>737850093
>friend-o
Fuck off you Rooster Teeth watching 12 year old

>>737842802
woot thanks anon

Never loose the cool for anyone... not worth it.

>>737833436
true, however family is still important and in most of the case you can count on them

>>737850292
>>737850312
>>737850425
i like the ego boost i get when i realize im way above, mentally, than most humans

even tho we're both humans, we have similar bodies, still some of you still havent learned much from the human brain

you cant even offer a converastion to a fellow human when im giving it to you on a silver platter, how much of an animal do you have to be to react like you three dimwits do

you're signalling your mental state when you do that, and its fucking pathetic

>>737850723
Obvious troll is obvious
>n-no I'm not

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>>737832282


RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
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http://msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
http://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
http://nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
https://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/

http://www.dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race.
http://humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

Certain genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
http://www.amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/

Environment accounts for little or none of the USA racial IQ gap:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study

In academic standardized testing , the wealthiest Black children underperform all but the poorest White children and just barely outperform even them.
http://www.jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html

Even when IQ is controlled for, Blacks display higher measurements of psychopathic personality than Whites:

http://www.amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/

Violent crime correlates more tightly with race than with wealth or population density:
http://www.ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

Race is also more tightly correlated to homicide rate
http://www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840

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>>737834225