Can we get a depression thread going? I don't feel so g

you know the rules

>>737829616
Hey, I'll be your friend, I like hearing people's stories. But, for the most part, /b/tards are going to try to hit on you.

>>737829616
mdma

>>737829616
>be resentful, jealous and bitter
>wonder why you're alone and have no friends

Fucking retard.

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Holy shit you are seriously begging for attention.

"sigh.." image title

timestamp isn't fucking important, you're not doing anything remarkable.

didn't even make the timestamp visible.

filtered up your fucking photo like crazy with some stupid ass facial expression and got all doll'ed up too.

first thing you wanted to say was that you were female.

See this image? This is a fucking boy and she's infinitely better at being a girl than you.

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>>737829616

>ITT

You sound alot like my girlfriend. Get a nerdy as shit boyfriend who's happy to lucky. It'll counteract your sadness.

oh shit did this just become a roast thread

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>>737829616

>>feel alone as fuck
>>so sadistic and angry that I hope ppl have a bad time when they are going out to have fun
>>always jealous
>>bitter
>>angry
>>play video games to escape reality
>>wish I wasn't such a shitter
>>Just want to be normal
>>just want friends..

Have you tried >>>/pol/?

>>737829928
Nice one, anon

>>737830086
Kek

Lol, pix is my ex gf. If that's you I'm glad you are sad

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>>737829616

>>be me
>>female

Timestamp is obviously shopped.

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>>737829966
Full vid ?

>be me, 19
>have a gf for a year
>her period is 5 days late
>fuck my life

>>737829966
More or name?

>>737829798
u fucking cuckhold m9

>>737830848
Dude, Wait at least 2 weeks. Pump her full of vitamin C tabs. Helps to hasten a period.

>>737829616
have xbone live?

>>737831296
yeah, that's what i was about to do

>>737831620
also, USE A FUCKING CONDOM

>>737829616

you are pretty

>>737829616

can you please show you ass

Your steam profile is atrocious.

whats up with your steam profile OP?

>>737829616
Fake timestamp

Oh boy its this thread again

>>737830848
lol I got my girl pregnant but she's getting that shit aborted on the 10th. And I'm a super atheist and she's a full on Christian, I turned her into a free thinking chick in less then a year. Dick game strong bruh

>>737829616
jewfag here, you don't deserve my friendship. kys

>>737831870
Dick has the power to change anyone.
Pussy has no power, it's an object that is owned

>>737829616
What you want to talk about OP?

>>737831870
the fact that you actually identify as and refer to yourself as an "atheist" makes you such a cringey faggot. but good job dicking the retard out of your gf

I added you

God I hope you're real mmmm

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>>737829616
Hey OP if you're really depressed you have two choices: get off 4chan and find something to keep you busy (school, work, just being a functioning member of society), or kill yourself. Don't make attention seeking threads on the internet. You aren't drop dead gorgeous and you aren't showing tits. Your problems mean nothing to me.

>>737831870
>super atheist
What are your special powers? Besides being cringe worthy

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>>737829616
How about we make you depressed you disgusting piece of shit. All of us here have some kind of disease, being an absolute normie (like you OP) or a degenerated autistic (again, like you OP). I don't even "tits or gtfo" because you are so fucking lame to post something like that on /b/ that you inherently disgust me now, i seriously wouldn't fuck you with another guy's dick, let alone mine. You are not only ugly as fuck, but even so fucking stupid to post something like that here, like i just said before. The funny thing this isn't even bait, you are truly the ultimate form of unsuitability, beautiness below the average, stupidity and so on and so on. You need a medal for the most useless life existing on this fucked up world, you should unironically kill yourself, dumb bitch. You can make these degenerated fucks over here scream for your boobs or maybe even pity you, but that's because is exactly people unsuccessful like you that ruined /b/; in conclusion, fuck off you gross piece of shit i hope i don't see that disgusting "face" again for fuck sake.

>>737832088
lmao i said the same shit, what a cringey little faggot

>>737832256
>lmao i said the same shit, what a cringey little faggot
This also sounds a bit cringy..

funny thing is this shit works everytime

>be OP
>hi /b/ im grill
>instant replies garanteed

>>737832418

theres a time stamp tho

>>737829616
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>737829616
Lurk more anons.

This is pasta and the TimeStamp is faked. The brightness is jacked up to hide the fact that the Timestamp is fake.

Stop falling for this shit over and over.

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>>737832570
it's a newfag implying that other anons are newfag, don't even reply to him. I also suggest saging this thread, is pitiful just like OP.

>>737829810
mdma changed my life actually, you should try it

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>>737829616
I clicked on your steam page...... Ugh... Fucking edgelord. Kys

>>737831870
you do realize that she is getting an abortion because she doesn't really want to be with you and that she is just waiting for the right guy to come around to dump your ass?

Girls do the monkey bar effect, they don't let go of one until they have another in their grasp.

She doesn't want to be with you anon, she is getting it aborted so she doesn't make the mistake of having a child with a fucking loser.

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>>737832570
>implying
>>737832697
lol k glorious ''oldfag'' faggot

>>737830916
diana dean

>>737829616
op i know youre not a girl i just really want to talk to you about your steam account, i may know something about the things you're blogging about via steam. Email me at [email protected]

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>>737833044
failing something so easy burns hard eh anon? consider suicide then, if you failed for something so stupid life isn't for you.

>>737832880
my gf had an abortion when we first started dating. It's been almost 5 years and we're still together. Happy and baby-free living our best life.

&gt;Deer in lights stare<br>
&gt;spaghetti every where

>>737832722
If one night of rolling om MDMA cured your depression then you were not suffering from depression..

I'll be your friend

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>>737832824
Niggers replying to copypasta and trolls wanting (You)s

>>737833721
So she still hasn't found the right one uh?

You know I've always had it good. I'm relatively 'smart' I've made it through school and I have a wonderful family and cool friends but at the end of the day I can't find a single good emotion to feel towards any of it. I have been given what most people dream and hope for and I absolutely hate it. I hate myself and my family, not because of what or who they are but because they're too good for me. I am the living embodiment of just utter garbage and shit. I feel like a shell that's running on fumes to get from A to B. I don't want to die but I wish I had never been born at all. I can't love anyone enough to care. I can't care enough to love yet people still surround me and tell me how good I am cause they don't want to hurt my feelings... I haven't thought about up and killing myself in a long time but this bottle of whiskey and the sunlight outside just makes me want to wrap a belt around my neck and just finish it. Boo hoo for me I guess

>>737834126
well thanks for the (you) than, faggot. If you need to post something like that shit, sage it at least; please. You absolute newfag

>>737834403
I pointed out it's a pasta. I never said I want it 404. Seeing you raging because I did not sage is funny. Plus seeing newfags keep on is a bonus.

>>737832185
You DO realize that this board was originally all about stuff like this? It was about the weak, the scared, the unable to come on to this website and get all that aggression and angst out. YOU'RE the normie if you don't understand this.

>>737834126
kek
>cant sage
>is newfag
>kys

feet in socks pls

>>737834563
>samefagging
>projecting
>kys

kek

>>737834524
>You DO realize that this board was originally all about stuff like this?

scamming steam games by pretending to be a girl?

>>737834511
and newfag keeps defending being a newfag. summer please end
dubz have been checced though

>>737834087
I know where you are coming from but things like Psilocybin and MDMA can have profound effects on a depressed person. It changes the way you think, not the way you feel. When you're able to see the world for the trees, it turns a blizzard into a breeze

>>737834563
zozzle projectfag

>>737834680
i didnt samefag you moron thats the only thing ive said this whole time you salty newfag

>>737834705
You can't even English, nigger.

Just gtfo. If you take out bait threads and newfags you will stick with porn, dick r8, traps, hentai shit and rekt.

Good luck summerfag. And stop samefagging

>>737834690
I don't recall reading anything like that in this thread at all. Believe whatever you want but this board is basically about mental illness so if YOU'RE here making fun of people with mental problems, then why the fuck are you even here?
>inb4 HUR DURR NEWFAG IM A TROLL

>>737834783
You are indeed a samefag faggot

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>>737834524
WOW
O
W
look at how cute he is! He thinks hes an old fag

>>737834838
Wow, you know nothing about this board. How was it, joining back in 2013?

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i can't think of a single reason not to end my life tonight. i've got a helium tank with medical tubing and a cpap mask secured to it. if i did this correctly, it should be over quickly and painlessly.

>>737834964
You don't need to be an old fag to know this. And no I don't because I'm not. I'm not gonna lie because what's the fucking point. I'm not here to proof anything to anyone I'm just simply saying. People like you is why this board is how it is. Nothing but porn and the same reposted shit over and over again because you know, fuck me.

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>>737835078
Okay. Happy travels, anon!

>>737835077
How was it joining last year?

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>>737835239
>you dont need to be an oldfag to know this
Stopped reading.
Wrong.
Bye newfag.

>>737835349
Have fun

>>737834822
the funny thing is >>737834705 wasn't me, is just that i'm not the single one that noticed you're an absolute faggot, new, summer, call it however you want, you're a faggot just for being this stupid.

all i see is a bunch of newfags trying to use 4chan terms, trying to be oldfags, and then theres the normies calling any 2 posts that have similar wording "samefag" to try and seem old cut it out kids just enjoy the damn site

>>737835479

>>737835519
^^^thats me but i gotta samefag

hes the one i was talking about. just come kid who saw someone use the term and since he just joined hes trying to feel accepted. just like most fags

>>737829798
Unlike these /B/TARDS I won't hit on you, I'm a NICE guy

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>>737835311
>Not seeing me post oldfag shit
>still calls me new
>:^)
they grow up so fast

This is more down the line of the types of threads on /r9k/

>>737835635
anyone can watch and read the chan lore and fucking get that material. stop trying to prove something that isnt true newfag

>>737835628
>thats me but i gotta samefag
>LITERALLY CLAIMING HE HAS TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT
Woooooow :^)

>>737835756
>capital letters
>is angry and frustrated with his own stupidity
>still is newfag
>should kill self

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>>737835908
Yup. Sure thing.

fucking kys already you degenerate useless cunt

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>>737835908
J

>>737835907
why would gore shut me up? i always post rekt if there isnt already a thread. fag

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>>737836005
Post your gore itt then

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>>737836005
M

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>>737836005
Well?

>>737835628
i'm not as desperate as you m8, i'm not samefagging. you're the cancer that killed /b/, a supercilious underaged piece of shit that think he's the smartest when it's actually the dumbest person in the world. unironically kill yourself.

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>>737836005
>why would it shut me up
>stops posting
>shuts up
>is probably whimpering somewhere because he isnt hardened
Lul

Ok kys already dumb bitch

added ya, im casul/sneezey

>>737829616
I am guessing you have fled from b already. Sound like my daughter. Depression, severe anxiety, no friends. Exactly same situation until I forced to to take a job. Any job. Finally did, and I never see her sitting around any more. Met people, actually met a pretty hot gut about 3 years older. See Dr. and get on meds, get a job and get loose. Find a cute guy and fuck him blind. Repeat as necessary until you figure out who you want to make your permanent cuck boy. Then marry him.

>>737835519
>>737835628
anyone that uses the term "oldfag" is cancer. kys.

>>737829616
Hahaha

>>737835947
spreading isis crap how stupid can you be

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>>737836768
Nice try summer friend.

You should just stop. People are starting to feel ashamed for you.