Shit /b/ help a faggot out. I live in texas and i dont have

>>737822312
Fucking nonce.

Enjoy your new anus. Youll eventually fit a piano in there where youre going.

I always hide my drugs in a submerged jar in my fish tank.. if you had one you could do that

>>737822312
put your hard drive in a microwave or the oven

>>737822312
Just give it to your neighbour. They cant legally ask your neighbour or search the property.

Drill 6 holes In hard drive more if you want this will render it unreadable.

Buy new hard drive to put in computer so they don't get suspicious if you have a clean one laying around that's good too

>>737822312
Wear a fake moustache when they come back and speak with a French accent. Watch the first two seasons of me Hackerman for extra tips

>>737822312
Get any sort of magnet u have in your house and make love to your hard drive with it.

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>>737822312
>Be 2017
>Not having an enormous magnet to fuck up your hard drive with in case of an emergency
>Mfw

>>737822312
Put all the stuff in a folder on your desktop saying "operating system - do not open". They wont touch that shit.

mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket then drop the hard drive in there.

Boil it, smash it, flush the peices. Easy mode

>>737822312
Just shoot the damn thing a couple times, they wont recover shit.

Hard drive nuke app, then remove hard drive and break the disc

Do u have any cp at all? Either way just keep repeating these phrases and hope for the best :

"I do not consent to any searches"
"To my knowledge I have not done anything that violates state or federal law"

Never talk. They are not your friends.

Lawfag here

>>737822312
an hero

Dont listen to any of these people. If theres even shards of the thing left they can and will recover even just parts of images, which can be enough to fukk you hard.
Thermite buddy. Fucking melt the bitch. Only option.
Or, you know, dont be a sick fuck to begin with.

Keep in mind, you could be charged with destruction of evidence. Shouldn't have stored CP on your computer.

Microwave it, fucko. I didn't realize pedophiles were retards too.

Alternatively don't admit on /b/ that you have child porn. Jesus, you're platinum-tier stupid.

>>737822559
there are powerful magnets inside the harddrive. harddrives are shielded from magnetism.
drill holes OP. it's your only hope.

>>737822682
pretty sure if they have a warrant, your consent doesnt matter in the least.

>>737822312

Magnet that shit. Hope you've got something super strong. Neodymium magnets are your best bet, but if you don't have one of those, just cover that fucker in as many strong magnets as you have and leave them on there.

>>737822312
dump contentes on /b/

>>737822682
>imblying consent is a real thing in a legal court system once theres any suspicion of illegal activity

Borrow a hard drive real quick?

>right click D drive
>delete
was that so hard? anyways you deserve what you get.

put dem drives under your kids pillow, say it is theirs.

destroy it any way you can.

>>737822312
Next time think twice before sexually abusing kittens OP

>>737822312
Fuck you, hope you rot in jail

>>737822778
they only have a warrant to search the house, if you shove the harddrive in your asshole, they will not be able to search it.

I indentify as a lawyer.

Sad that we'll never find out what happens because OP is a sick fuck who's definitely going to jail.

You're also missing the part where they'll know that you have just recently replaced it if there's nothing on the hard drive

OP is an enormous faggot.

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Alright /b/ am i doing it right? Just wipe it across the drive?

I call bullshit! Ain't no FBI raiding anywhere on the 4th of July. Op is a liar

smash it with a hammer

>>737822997
Across the entire drive, then smash the disc and flush it

>>737823052
This

>>737822927
Avin' a giggle there, m8?

>>737822997
Alrihht this thread is a bust. All fake

Why do you even download CP if you have kids?

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break hard drive into bits, then flush some of it down the toilet (the smallest bits), the bigger bits hide in the thing i posted in the image - they wont wanna search that. cover it in shit if you can, they won't wanna touch that.

>>737822312
Why does it take three hours to wipe your hard drive? You're not doing that "muh uber secure 35 special overwrites" thing are you? Zeros is fine.
Any evidence of hard drive destruction will be slap you with a destruction of evidence charge, so your best bet is to smash it right now, then get it as far away from your house as possible. Got a river nearby? Go drop it in. Just make sure you're not being followed.

>>737822312
Magnets
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S

>>737823115
because he uploads it, duh

>>737823115
Wow.. just wow.

>>737822312
start bonfire throw hard drive in bon fire add other useless stuff to make it seem as if you were only trying to burn garbage.

http://www.wikihow.com/Destroy-a-Hard-Drive

>>737823205
Oh, I'm so stupid.

>>737822697
this is false. there was a thread a while back from a data recovery bro contracted by the gov semi frequently. if its just cp, theyre not going to spend several thousand to tens of thouadands rexover shards of a drive for a potential wild goose chase.

shatter the platters into as small pieces as possible, microwave, then ye. OR, carefully open hdd, shhatter platters crusely, reclose, put on your cool face, sue them for roughing up your comp and force them to buy you a new comp on the basis of a bogus fruitless search that destroyed your property.

>>737823162
>implying there isnt a van watching him already.

>>737822312
Hope you've got a blendtec blender

>>737823205
Omfg...

>>737823145
This, then if you're really paranoid you can slowly over time put the pieces in soda cans and throw them away over months

But don't have illegal shit on your drives dude, just don't in my opinion

>>737823280
What I was thinking if they have a warrant in his name but not address

>>737822312

Not sure if real or fake, but if the FBI is really coming for your PC, you need to not only get rid of the hard drive but potentially any memory components in your PC. To be safe, I would also get rid of RAM and your vid card.

>>737823265
>nuh uh some guy in a thread on here once said youre full of shit and hes clearly a credible source!

>>737822312
So they had an incorrect address and came to your door? They had to be somewhere else?

>>737822732
Not evidence unless they can prove it was in fact there.

>>737822312
mix rubbing alcohol and hydroxide together and place Hard drive in there until they come back.

Literally take it apart, magnet the disk, microwave the disk, then eat the disk.

>>737823298
Cheese Pizza, will it blend?

THAT IS THE QUESTION

>>737823425

He's wrong about "destruction of evidence" but I think what he means is obstruction of justice which they can and will nail you with

Do it like they do in watchdogs. Blow up your whole fucking house nigga. Firebomb that shit... and the kids too.

>>737822965
>we know you've destroyed your old hard drive and we'll take you to court for it!

Where's their proof that there was anything illegal on it? "I had illegally downloaded copies of Rick and Morty season 2 and I didn't want to get caught, sorry dawg". Prove me wrong, lawman, prove me wrong.

>>737822312
do not listen to any of these internet warriors, your best bet is to tell the fbi youre a sovereign citizen and their stupid laws do not apply.

If OP has an SSD, he's fucked

>>737823606
>sovereign citizen
They typically throw the book at those people just for being extra stupid.

Theyre raiding OPs house, pretty sure he's fucked either way here lol. If this was me Id probably just anhero instead of living the incredibly shitty life that awaits.

>>737823643
Because?

>>737823406
Sounds like they were at the right house but had an incorrect warrant which means they need another.

>>737823643
THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING REASON I'M NEVER SWITCHING FROM HDD

>>737823762
Obviously harder to wipe, how did you not get that from context?

Shit theyre back already.

I hammered the hard drive and flushed it. The other parts are in the bathroom toilet cleaner.

Wish me luck gotta go.

>>737822312

bleachbit. seemed to work out ok for hillary

go to home depot or magnet warehouse and buy a literally fuck load of magnets, start eating them. once your stomach is full, start shoving them in your ass. Soon you will be a giant magnet and you will destroy all fbi electronic items and they will let you go

>>737823835
That was the one you went with? You're so fucked, nonce.

>>737823835
You are a total fuckwit if you think they don't have a net over your plumbing exhaust or whatever the fuck it's called

Man the guy is just afraid of them nailing him for CP for having 500gb of Lolis. Just fucking grab a ziplock bag put it the HDD in there and toss it into the back of the toilet.

The search warrent only gives them permission to search the likely locations.

>>737823762
the data is stored uncompressed

>>737823762
Lrn2memory

Hard Drives have discs you can write over or wipe with magnets

Solid State Drive are close to just big flash drives

He'll need to smash it and pray it's beyond recovery, which sucks because it's a newer medium so they aren't cheap.

>wrong address
>they said they would come back
With what probable cause and with what warrant?
Sounds like bullshit.

>>737822385
this

>>737823929
>net over your plumbing exhaust
Wouldn't they have to get the utility company out and disconnect the piping?

>>737822616
it only works if you blow bubbles and inhale the vapor OP

yea like why not just take the computer down to individual components and hide the HDD in a potted plant or some fucking thing.

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>>737822312
Hahahahaha

>>737823981
probably wrong Apt #

Just burn it, dude.....

>>737824021
I know for a fact that they do this in certain European countries when raiding drug dealers so I assume they put on the same thing for pedos

>>737823941
>search warrent only gives them permission to search the likely locations.
that's bullshit.
they can search that house. ANYWHERE, in that house. whether or not they want to spend a whole day doing so is another question. they would rather just drill OP and anyone else who lives there. you'd be surprised at how good the feds are at mental gymnastics

>>737823941
Is loli legal?

>>737824021
They are just not going to put a net over the plumbing like that can you imagine how fast that would get clogged?

That one guys is just paranoid

>>737822312
put it in the microwave.
you'll kill the microwave but it should kill the hdd

wanna give us a clue what you did ?

>>737822312
Disassemble hard drive and remove platters. Heat until glowing on stove.

Data is gone.

>>737824092
yea but in America our plumbing doesnt just empty into the nearest river....

>>737824092
I think they juat shit off the water rather than disconnect the piping to put a fucking net over it.

Cum on hard drive so they won't touch it

>>737822312
Just bury it in your backyard or something

>>737824111
and its not only the house, its the cars that are on the property too

You need to leg to the ecudorian embassy like sex offender Julian Assange

>>737824134
>cheesy stuff

You haven't been here long, have you?

What's on the disk?

>>737822498
kek

>>737823941
>The search warrent only gives them permission to search the likely locations.

Like, every inch of the premesis? There's no limitations to where they can search on the property with a warrant. they could dig up your fucking yard if they're so inclined.

>>737824224
Pictures of Cheese Pizza

>>737824121
In most, read MOST, places. But also in most places if you're caught with the real deal they'll add the loli in with the rest to really shove that long hard dick of the law up in there.

>>737824121
It is in the United States but they can use it against him for pedophilia.

you're going to prison anyway, share some of what you've got

>>737824197
That implies that Europoor have water to turn off

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>>737822312

>>737824343
Good fucking job sherlock

>>737824343
It's obligatory, we get it. Now run along and go to the playground, little anon. You're much too young to be here.

Stupid question but why is this shit even illegal? No pedo here either. Russia its legal aint it? How they gonna arrest someone for fapping in the privacy of their own home? Hell cp offenders get more time than actual child abusers where I'm at. Makes no sense.

>>737822396
this
# translated
I always encrypt my files in a third-party lib in my github. if you had one you could do that.

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>>737822312

>>737822396
That is a pretty neat idea fam.

I might suggest a similar set-up with air pressed out of two ziplock bags with pills or bud in it, hidden in a model shipwreck in a fish tank

>>737824429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

Cum all over your HD.

That should keep them from touching it.

>>737824445
What movie is this?

>>737822396
This isn't going to beat a good dope dog.

>>737822892

Wow wee that's helpful

>>737822312
>Step 1 toss that shit in the microwave and cook for 2 minutes,
>step 2 drill holes in it
>step 3 put it in the oven or a very hot place and melt it ( if in africa, just lay it outside)
>step 3 forge excalibur
>step 4 take sword and put it in stone
>step 5 now only the chosen one can retrieve your hard drive

>>737824445

Which film is this from?

>>737822312
Format
Install Windows
Download normal programs and normal images
Act normally
Win

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>>737824586
K

>>737822997
bit byte BAITED.

i dont see the big deal with this hard drive stuff, you should be using incognito mode

>>737822559
>any sort of magnet
wrong retard
degaussing a hard drive can't be done with any old magnet you find laying around the house.

>>737824260
Why did I laugh so hard at this

lol why would you come here and admit to that you dummy? good luck in prison, bucko.

>>737824658
>incognito mode

Haha you fucking pedo. I hope you get killed in prison.

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>>737824658
Look who's here

>>737824609
This

>>737823929
plumbing exhaust?
what you are referring to is called a sewer, it is underground, you don't just slip a net over it

>>737824802
ya man chrome has incognigro mode, i use it when i fap fap all the time. NO HISTORY TRACKED!

>>737824638
A well trained dope dog can alert on a marijuana seed sealed in a bucket of wax or immersed in a container of gasoline. Water, the aquarium, actually intensifies the scent. Learn something about how scent works and get back with us.

>>737822312
Drill holes in your hard drive, like about 3 in different spots. Go out your back door and check if anyone is lurking, if not dump it in your neighbours yard out of sight.

Is op kill?

>>737823783

....because you like to store CP?

>>737824825
kek'd

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>>737822312
Thermite the hard drive. Wiping it takes too long. or get an axe and chop the shit out of it. I tried a tanto bladed knife on mine and it didnt work. You need a heavy sharp object.

>>737822312
>the only way to make sure a hard drive doesn't get confiscated and used against you is to completly physically destroy said hard drive. (I.e. use a hammer)

Op quit being a faggot.

Happy to see that you are adding destruction of evidence to the charges against you. Every little but helps.

Probably should arrange for your kids to head off to a relatives house and once they're gone kill yourself for being a colossal piece of shit

Every anon knows that the fastest way to erase a hd full of shit is to take a shit on it. Its basic physics. The shit on the hard drive will outweigh the shit in the hard drive.

>>737824045
because FBI is better at finding stuff than he is at hiding it, it's what they do

>>737824609
KEK

>>737822443

Yep, hard drive in oven at 500 degrees for an hour. Problem is that you will get charged with destruction of evidence (probably better than a CP charge).

>>737823835

Fake...

They went back to the judge on a holiday and got things fixed and returned in the 24 minutes between your posts? Super efficient government at work huh

>>737824954
>Thermite the hard drive. Wiping it takes too long.
Wiping it takes too long - but everybody has a bit of thermite quickly on hand.
Holy fuck, are you for real?

>>737824609
OP do this, it is foolproof

>>737824825
Giggling like a child over here.

>>737824993
Its not evidence till they have it. So you can't pull that shit with him.

>>737825025
>sensible chuckle

>>737825088
Ok microwave it.

>>737824898
Also they can pick up on stuff that is long gone...fish tanks fool people not dogs

>>737824993
They cant add obstruction of justice if his house isnt a crime scene yet. Suspicious as fuck but no charges. Can be used in court though

>>737822312

You could have avoided this if you were smart enough to use encryption, dumbfuck. If the illegal bytes were entirely contained within an encrypted container, they won't find shit.

>>737824219
I like the extra cheesy stuff

>>737824993
How is it destruction of evidence if it was never cataloged as evidence? OP doesn't have any former charges, no crime has been comitted in his house. It's property he can literally have sex with the hdd if he wants to

>>737823363
OP here. Fuck that. Just but a 1080ti.

>>737824578
>>737824615

Core Purge 2: The Purgening

>>737824973
A hammer won't work. Drive and data can still be reconstructed. Bake in oven at 500 for an hour, and be prepared for evidence destruction charges.

>>737823929

>plumbing exhaust

They probably also got to his car and drained his turn signal fluid and muffler bearings.

>>737822312
if ur a fucking pedophile you deserve to fucking die you cocksucking cunt

>>737824898
You hide the drugs in chocolate bunnies

>>737825088
thermite is aluminum and rust, so yes everyone does have it.

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https://snapguide.com/guides/destroy-a-hard-drive/

I dont understand why people like OP dont keep a spare clean HD for moments like these. Could they prove you switched it out from the one they were after? Isnt it just a simple matter to switch one out and hide the other? idk the rules here but if it were me id replace the bad one with a clean one. The bad one I would hide in..
a- inside the vent, at the back, of a window AC unit.
b- tape it under the top of the stove between the burners.
c- under the fridge backing above the motor.
d- inside a pillow. i doubt they squeeze/rip up all the pillows for small fish.
e- behind the sheet rock of a wall outlet. Turn off the elctricity first, disconnect the outlet, insert hd, replace outlet, turn on electric.
behind subfloor insulation if you can get under the house without being seen.
also, drop ceiling tiles, bathroom trap access, inside box frame of bed between wooden parts, and any other place i could think of.

or just dont look at cp. its easy to not look.

>>737825119
>Its not evidence till they have it.
Everybody who has ever tried flushing evidence down the drain while the cops banged at the door is laughing at you. They all got charged.

>>737825119
That isn't how it works. OP would have to explain why he would destroy a valuable piece of property (a reason OTHER THAN "because it had CP on it").

>>737823532
20 years for you

the realest thing is that even if he destroys his hard drive the FBI will just plant another one on him.

>>737825083
I agree that it's most likely fake but they can get a revised warrant pretty fucking fast even on a holiday...hell they don't even have to leave the immediate area to do so.

>>737824609
this man wins

>>737825088
you don't?

>>737825315
Actually, because I live in a civilized country, I only have to pay compensatory damages. IE I pay a lump sum equal to what I 'stole' from the company by downloading it illegally. I don't pay punitive damages or face criminal charges at all.

>>737825303
They could say they wanted to get a newer hd and wanted to destroy the old one because it has banking and personal information they don't want people to find if a garbage picker recovers it from the garbage can.

>>737825292
Of course they would know. They could see that there was data over his ISP connection, but that none of the files on the replacement hard drive had been written to or read from in that time. It's still not a terrible idea.

>>737825192
>Core Purge 2: The Purgening

thanks a lot

>>737824197

Toilets will still be able to flush once if the waters off.

>>737822312
boot and nuke

at least seven alternating zero and one passes

>implying this isn't a troll thread

>>737822312
Destroy it physically then. Toss it into a wood chipper or flush it down the toilet or something.

>>737825232
I was an MP in Germany. When we waxed the floors in that hallway we'd all pitch in a little hash and mix it in with the wax. When the dogs would hit our floor they'd go nuts and be completely useless for room searches. You can trick a dog - you can't hide the scent.

>>737822312
Doubt this is real but if it is fuck you, hope you get raped to death in prison. And what kind of retard lets himself get tracked? I'm saving this post in case this goes to court

>>737822312
Magnets fool!

>>737824813
This is the best advice.

>>737825471
>>>/r/eddit

>>737825455
>at least seven alternating zero and one passes
24 hours?

>>737825465
nice, im going to rub weed all over my house and cars so that dogs wont be able to find any weed.

Mix petrol/acetone and polystyrene to make some homemade napalm which can burn up to 800-1200'C. Wrap the drive in it and light it.

>>737824898
they have dogs now trained to alert on the material used in thumb drives, SSDs etc

>>737822312
Kys

>>737822312
Congatulazors FBI
nice troll thread.
>implying posting in this thread won't have you labeled as a target of surveillance.

>>737825415
So... You tell the judge that you just happened to do that after finding out that the cops were coming? Even if you said that you did it before you knew, doing it without backing up anything, and without having a replacement ready just sounds wrong. A judge would charge you with obstruction, at least.

>>737825471
I heard a story of an innocent guy that went to prison, he got raped, got aids, got freed and died.

SO MANY UNKNOWING ITT

THIS is the scenario you tell the police:

Take your whole computer and go put it next to the charity bin box. If you go with the police and show them where you put it..... and its magically gone then you cannot be donw for destruction of evidence.

But... YOU DO THIS:

Take your whole computer and wrap it in plastic (and some packing tape). Take shovel and go to the bush somewhere and bury it.

When the search is over yadda yadda go get the thing in a week so something.

You did not destroy evidence because you donated your computer away.

well it's your fault lmao

>>737825334
Life isn't the movies retard

>>737825535
ok
>buy a new hard drive with cash
>install windows and other software to make it look legit
>throw old hard drive in woods

>>737825229
100% agreed with you
Pedophiles should not exist not be alive.
Period.

>>737825562
Well I would do that to my HD and I have nothing illegal aside from movies.

>>737825562
I'd rather be charged with obstruction than cp personally, but they would have to have had evidence that there was cp on those drives already. If they did he would have been in cuffs already.

>>737825587
better make sure there are no security cameras with a view of that box if you do this

>>737825540
Sprinkle chilly or other spice around your place, it'll fuck the dogs up. COfag here.

>>737825047
What if I hid it in my car? Take of the valve cover, drop the evidence in there then bolt it back up

>>737825587
It's still destruction, or at least obstruction.

>>737825558
Cool I was beginning to feel lonely, some added attention would be nice.

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'I have kids' 'help'

>>737825729
... and no files that had been updated or written to during a period of time when the ISP showed activity.

If in real trouble, they will save your net activation anyway

>>737825744
Actually, they don't need that. The Feds wouldn't be at his door unless they already had enough to convict him (via ISP logs). If it was the local or state police, they might be looking for evidence, but with the Feds, it just means that they are looking for a little bit of "insurance".

>>737825889
They can get a warrant and work with your isp to spy on your connection.

Hmmm....

Obstruction Vs Pedophile Charge

I'ff take obstruction thanks... and plead ignorant.

>>737823162
>Any evidence of hard drive destruction will be slap you with a destruction of evidence charge
Better than being added to the sex offender registry for life.

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Smash it with a hammer then flush that shit nigga

>>737823027
lol fuckin this

in on roll bread

what im worried about is all the random people adding me on snapchat

>>737825202
This could work. Also someone else said thermite. Im too lazy to go back in the thread and find that post to link it.

>>737822682
Consent and talking are two separate issues.

Best advice in here is "don't say anything". Any law school almost always begins with studies on cases where a cop was "buddy buddy" and a defendant said things that ultimately got them charged or increased the charges.

Exercise your right to remain silent, even if it pisses people off (it will).

>>737825744
That isn't how the Feds work. He is obviously being watched while they fix the warrant, but the Feds are really professional, they won't rough him up. He WILL be in cuffs when they are ready to charge him.

Toss it off a bridge into a river.

even if you get out of this without any charges your life is basically over anyway OP. You can't wash off the reputation you'll get for even being suspected of CP. Even if they targeted you by mistake and admitted that, everyone in the neighborhood and your family would just think you got off on a technicality or just got lucky.

Your wife will probably leave with the children just to make sure they are safe from you, all your friends will think of you as "that guy who got all his computers and stuff seized because of CP". Your best bet if you miraculously escape without going to jail is to move to a completely new town and change your name if yours was in the news at any point.

FBI keeps a copy of your internet history that is handed over by the ISP. typically they watch you for months before making the arrest. It depends upon how long you have been doing whatever it is that you have been doing.

>>737822591
>>737822591
>magnet
That won't work. Yes it will probably corrupt the drive enough that it won't run, but there will still be plenty of intact files on it and file fragments.

Ever run a file recovery program? It recovers all sorts of half corrupted .jpeg files that you can still open and see half the picture.

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>>737824954
I found a pic of you with your knife, Anon.

>>737823265
>if its just cp, theyre not going to spend several thousand to tens of thouadands rexover shards of a drive for a potential wild goose chase.

I think they might not see it as a wild goose chase if the person went though all the trouble to try and destroy it.

>Either way this is a bait thread

>>737826046
Thermite would burn a hole in the floor and fill it with toxic fumes.

>>737826110
>this guy has a wife and doesn't live at home as a complete failure at the ripe age of 28

ell oh ell

>>737826148
do it on top of your car's hood, right over the engine block - that's where it's thickest. There's a chemical in the car paint that thermite can't get through.

>>737826138
Thats not a knife and Im not out of shape or a Jew.

>>737825292

FBI here, thank you for the post. This is exactly the reason we created this fake post to begin with. Now we have added some search targets to our list and will be visiting you soon. Thanks again!

>>737823211
guess you're pretty new, huh?

>>737822498
T H I S

>>737822312
fucking magnets how do they work?

>>737826256
enjoy the flight to germany

>>737826148
Who said anything about using thermite inside? Take that shit outside.

>>737826112
this, anyway!

>>737826256
Hi This is the REAL FBI, you are being charged with impersonation of a government official.

If this were me, I'd just own up to it, get arrested, locked away, then be put on suicide watch while demanding help for my obvious mental disability.

>>737826256
>has just impersonated a public official
Good job anon, now you've actually committed a crime here :/

>>737826308
The cops are watching him, can't do it outside, and you can't just light shit on fire in an urban area.

>>737822612
Do this OP. The FBI are known for respecting privacy and not looking in unnecessary places.

>>737822498
Dont forget the french bread too

>>737822312
Wouldn't have any search warrant if you had bought a Mac.

Apple:88552691813724818820154643
Pc: prison

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803KB, 600x600px

>>737826356

>>737822461
shocked this has no responses, bring too a friends house. Simple as that

>>737822662
They can reassemble the disk. He'd have to flush them or something.

>>737822682
Also, ask for a lawyer OP