America thread? AMERICA THREAD! Post all things that make

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>>737814725
Maybe America can into 1st world country someday.

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>>737814725
Jews

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>>737815062
Engoy sucking on our teet for your defense funding and the draining of your welfare programs to sand niggers, European scum.

>>737815062
Kek

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>>737814949
>"Maybe America can into 1st world country someday."
Idk maybe

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MAGA

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>>737815293
triggered?

kms

>>737817521
kek

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>>737817490
not all heroes wear capes

No americunt, but i envy you guys for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo

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>>737814949
why wouldn't you post an american dog?

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>>737814725
Access to porn and a myriad of fast 'food' (all of which tastes exactly the same).

>>737817651
>'food' (all of which tastes exactly the same).
confirmed for jealous foreigner who's never been to the US

>>737814927
/thread

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>>737817742
kek

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>>737817727
I'm an American who has lived overseas. It's all the same here.

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>>737817782
>I'm an American

MERICA' MUTHER FUCKERS

>>737817742
Lol
Wow...

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>>737817884
yeh?

>>737817822
MY god she is a true american woman, please come my way

>>737817954
Yeah!!!

>>737817906
yea dude, alaska is fucking huge.

>>737814927
this.

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>>737818020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good one!

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>>737817727
Um, you guys really do need to lift your game on food.

>>737818129
we have the best and the worst of everything in the world, including food.

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>>737818129
>Um, you guys really do need to lift your game on food
You're right, the only food in America is fast food.

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>>737818127
>9gag watermark
>ifunny filename

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE GTFO

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>>737818304
Calm down cringelord, there are other apps and other programs that people use to share pictures.

>Getting mad over the letters assigned to a picture

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>>737817172
Get that flag off the ground you disrespectful bitch

>>737818437
Because the threat of communism catching on is real.

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>>737818465
tl;dr

>>737818470
this picture makes me want to be young again.

>>737818649
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is so true because no democrats takes money from corporations it's only the scary republicans

fucking 12 year old retards

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> tfw the US helped install a dictatorial regime on your country and neighboring countries for more than half a century right when their economy was starting to blossom and its now the main reason why your whole continent has gone to shit

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The freedom to do this and say FUCK AMERICA

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>>737818752
>implying either side is better than the other

>>737818788
That is one of the protected freedoms.

Welcome fellow american

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>>737818760
but who disarmed and killed parts of their population anyways?

>>737818610
so you can hook up young ladys? or please them sexually?

>>737814725
The high obesity rate. No wait, the high infant mortality compared to other developed countries. OOH, the absurd gun violence! Or maybe the gross number of people who believe in god compared to *actual* developed countries.

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>>737818952
Bernie is, at best, a Social Democrat. Center-Left. A corporatist pig.

240 years of freedom, 7 months of sultanist autocracy

Obesesity

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>>737819018
You mean it wasn't us?
>MOVE Bombing...

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>>737819215
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>737819270
Top of the morning to you, Chairman.

>>737819301
>tumblr
holy fuck go fucking die in a fire

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>>737819423
I would also sleep peacefully when the first two things are being done.

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>>737819576
>gee, why do other countries hate us?

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>>737819711
>moon landing was faked and the Earth is flat
>grown adults believe this unironically

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>>737819895
>cherrypicked pic is cherrypicked dick

>>737819586
This somehow says something about all republicans and conservatives. Wow, illuminating.

>>737818649

Dixie
Quilted Northern
Angel Soft
Brawny
Mardi Gras

So what you're saying is that kitchen/bathroom paper products are ruining America? Who fucking knew?

>>737820310

I'd like to slide that popsicle up her cunt.

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>>737820270
>.5 second timeskip
>cherry-picked
Trump still looks like he shit himself in that pic.

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Booting

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>>737820329
>I'll just ignore the fact that my government's been bought and paid for by corporations and make a shitty joke instead

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>>737814725

Rural people shouldn't vote.

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>>737814725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c

nuff said about ''freedom''

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And done.

>>737817651
>Panda Express tastes just like McDonalds
>Carl's Jr. tastes just like Long John Silvers

This is quite a revelation.

>>737814725
Mercia is grate, y ewe so jelly?

>>737820545
>irish potato famine
Because it was rich people who brought in that bug that ate all crops - right? For capitalist reasons of course.
/discarted

i love how most of the people are aware how corrupt us is

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>>737814725
so funny to read 241 years of "happy" shit because you genocide tons of native people : ) .

Thanks for the joke

>>737820545
Give me a few minutes and I can make up a bunch of numbers to go along with my shitty fake infographic
topkek

>>737820651
It does.
>grease, fats, sugar, and salt in every dish

>>737820722
>goes against the narrative my daddy told me
>must be fake
'Murica, 2017

>>737820718
stay jealous faggot

>>737820757
So I assume you believe everything the state tells you as fact? You must, or you'll be executed in your wonderful country

>>737818350
This one is a classic.

>>737820529
>this post has no responses...I wonder why

>>737820771
I dont think anyone decent is jealous about that...

>Muh cuntry kill streak is the highest.. that's a good thing hurr hurr

>>737819376
Talcum X. Kek

>>737820891
....mad salty

>>737820914
>Muh cuntry kill streak is the highest.. that's a good thing hurr hurr
I see your point. Too bad you're not an American so your can enjoy being #1 as well. Too bad, shitbag

>>737820867
>the state tells me this
No; the 'state' tells me what's in OPs original pic, and that the U.S. is so "star-spangled awesome!" Try actually reading books and learning things schools and your grandparents don't tell you, and you'll see that this country is not the 'land of the free' or whatever faux-patriotic bullshit it tries to feed you.

>>737820711
US foreign politics are pretty terrible, keep in mind that this only includes the proven shit like wars that can't be conceiled. I'm pretty sure if we'd know the entire impact including under-cover operations the general perception of them would dramatically worsen.
*tips tinfoil fedora

>>737820891
cringe

HEY EVERYBODY!!! i POSTED SOMETHING HERE AND I'M UPSET THAT NO ONE IS COMMENTING!!! SO PLEASE GO READ IT AND THEN COMMENT OR I MIGHT START CRYING!!!!

>>737821020
#1 in
>pollution PER CAPITA
>incarceration rates PER CAPITA
>obesity PER CAPITA
>religiosity
and many more.

>>737821052
everything you write is backwards and wrong so fuck off. enjoy your skewed history books that your countries write to brainwash you. 'merica

>>737821020
hahahaha don't be mad and try to defend your cuntry for nothing, i'm exactly pretty happy about it..

because my country is #1 in something better.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/world/worlds-happiest-countries.html

kill yourself by joining the army plz

>>737820312
red white and blue really are the best colors.

>>737821156
Are you crying while you respond? Because I imagine that you're so angry and jealous of the US, that you post on 4chan. While crying. Crying.

>>737821156
he is right , you know

>>737821088
ye absolutely

>>737821274
>because my country is #1 in something better.
Norway? What the fuck is a Norway?

>>737814949
You understand that the US is the definition of a first world country right?
1st world : USA and allies
2nd world: USSR and allies
3rd world: everyone else

>>737821326
can't argument.. nobody is jealous of merica get over it

you a 12 yo from the south right?

>>737821367
you ''never'' heard of it because we are a peacful country.. and merica dont care about that

>>737818077
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Asshole

>>737821470
Nope, I'm happily enjoying this beautiful 4th of July, cooking out on the grill. While you are in another country mad as fuck at a person in another country. You should seriously take a look at yourself and hopefully you'll realize how fucking retarded you are for this.
>being buttmad at another country for ANY reason
grow the fuck up you mongoloid

>>737821367
stay ignorant

Y'know, I've got to hand it to you yanks and the unstoppable war machine that you've assembled over the years. You idiots spend SIX HUNDRED BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS on the shit each year for no discernible reason other than to keep everyone else in check. Fuckin' Nimitz-class aircraft carriers with enough equipment on board to bore a hole through the earth. Fuckin' submarines patrolling every body of water on earth with enough nukes to start and end a war very quickly. Fuckin' stealth bombers and drones that can wipe out entire towns without anybody knowing. Fuck sake.

Thanks for keeping WWIII at bay youwasteful bastards. Happy birthday.

>>737821618
sorry, i know you want me to be mad, but i'm not
i just saying my personal opinions about us

>>737821326
first , i'm not the one who post that , but i agree with him

second , i know noone (and i'm french if you want to know ) who are jalous of US , because it would be a pain in the ass to be american nowaday . no healthcare ,university is expensive as fuck , tons of fat people , religion everywhere like you can't keep your faith for yourself , etc

BUT if you like USA , i'm really glad you like it .i'm fine this that , honnestly. but don't think everyone in the world would love to come in your country , like it's the best on everything , because it's just not true .

>>737821720
Don't forget our massive arms exporting. You're welcome.

>>737821791
this

>>737819018

>but who disarmed and killed parts of their population anyways?

Who? I bet you have no fucking clue.

>>737821791
>but don't think everyone in the world would love to come in your country
Thank fucking god. Why does everyone on the planet think we want them to come and ruin our fucking country? Stay the fuck where you are and leave us the fuck alone.

>>737821791
just from reading this post it becomes so apparent that people from all across the globe believe everything they see online. do you believe that an American knows everything about France just from what they see online? then you don't know jack shit about the US

FUCK AMERICA

>>737814725
Mexicans.

>>737821052
Thank you, Jeff Daniels.

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>>737821885
maybe it's the "american dream" of something they see on an american movie. some people idealise america and hope for the best they see on movie .

the other problem is america is doing war on other part of the world for year ,and these wars come with counterpart too . if we have tons of refugee on europe , it's mosly because the Americans had waged war in Iraq .

ISIS isn't come out of nowhere you know .

>>737818410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>737822649

Shut up you communist!

>>737818999
Tits or get the fuck out!

>>737822649
>ISIS isn't come out of nowhere you know .
This is what irritates me the most about these brainwashed "patriotic" Americans. They seem to think that Iraq and Syria was always full of ISIS and that we went there to stop it.

I travelled to these places in the 90's as my dad worked as a contractor in oil and gas engineering.

There was no Islamic extremism in these countries and definitely no suicide bombings everyday. Now when I look at shots of these places on the news I feel sick.

>>737823808
>Syria
>no Islamic extremism
Until all the whining and crying citizens decided to "stand up" to Assad which in turn cause them tho get their shit pushed in.
Was the US partly responsible?
Absolutely, but I'm fucking tired of people placing the entire blame on the US. The camel jockeys always start shit they can't finish on their own

>>737824222
>Assad
>Islamic extremism
L-O-fucking-L
Were you born retarded or did you drink the water in Flint, Michigan?

Assad is as secular as you can get. And no, the entire blame of ALL the ME's problems does not rest with the US. But many of the problems we are facing today can be traced back to us.

>>737824810
It's obvious you can't read so go ask whomever you got to read my post to you the first time, to do it again.

>>737825014
Assad is secular. There was no Islamic extremism in Syria until the US funded groups to fight Assad. There was an uprising for democracy following the wave of the Arab spring, but no extremism.

>>737825341
>There was an uprising for democracy following the wave of the Arab spring, but no extremism.
Until the military personnel in Syria that left to join the protestors and had nothing to do when their uprising went nowhere and they were out of a job. But that was the US's fault too.

I love how since they caught on that the russian conspiracy theories were being ridiculed the kids are being regurgitated the same 'REDNEK CUZNI FUCKIN RIGHT WINGR LOONIEZ'.

Boy, we've never seen this tactic fail before.