g'morning anon hope u slept well. tell me why you will

>>737814642
Cause im not you

>>737814642
No lesbo shit happens in real life on my bed

>>737814642
Slept like complete ass actually, got off /b/ at 330 and now I'm back on at 730. Sucking coffee, 4th of July. Thinking about making fireworks from some ancient black powder.

>>737814642
Just bought an Audi A8, have a good job, a nice house, a boat and several good friends.

Despite alcohol, social enxiety, commitment issues and a loud mouth.

>>737815284
What kind of boat anon?

>>737814642
gimme sauce please

>>737814642
i won't kill myself because i don't have sauce OP

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>>737815166
have a good 4th. try to get more sleep.
>>737815284
congrats on the new car.
>>737815399
nice dubs.
>>737815669
then u shall continue to live.

>>737815931
gib the source asshole, reverse image search is failing

>>737814642
I fear death.

i never have a reason ... but ust dont have reason either to not kill myself... ¿?

>>737815166
Make one and call in a bomb threat for lols

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>>737816101
what if i don't want ot give source?
>>737816121
perhaps you don't need a reason.
perhaps u are in a good place even if you don't think you're in a good place. have a good day anon.
>>737816165
tis a good fear to have.

>>737816296
No thanks but I may deliver an old enemy a care package.

>>737814642
Break coming soon, that's good.

Not really interested in dying. Still young and my life isn't irreversibly fucked up yet. A lot of stuff to do.

Should quit 4chan lol.

>>737816121
That's what the faggot op wants, in reality. To dwell on it. Ever noticed how it's always stylized "KILL YOURSELF" in all caps? Really, it should be "why you will NOT kill yourself" or "WILL NOT kill yourself" . It's obvious. And when people are legitimately suicidal, like I've seen on here, in these day by day threads, you get silence, not the little posts but the long ones that really talk about it, the ones with ideation and planning; That's the design of these threads, and only a few people really get it.

>>737816354
look here tumblrfag, i know you're the guy polluting /b/ with porn so if you just give us the salsa and integrate into 4chan culture we'll all be on our merry way

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>>737816480
we should all quit it.
>>737816489
wow thats deep. you seem to really know what OP is doing. Brilliant analysis.
>>737816541
what is 4chan culture?

>>737814642
Fireworks are pretty interesting , a few girls I know have crushes on me. Everything is A-OK atm.

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Going to fuck this in a couple hours. Life good

Since OP is being a dick.. I don't have exact source but girl in OP is Gina Valentina

>>737815351
21foot walkaround w/200hp Verado
>>737815284
Thanks, wanted one for too long:)

>>737816856
Sweet man

>>737814642
because i'm pregnant

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>>737816661
cool.
>>737816670
have fun fucking that.
>>737816784
he's such a dick.
>>737816856
u fuck on your boat ?

>>737816933
tits and gtfo

>>737816611
Sarcasm or no, I do see it and know. You also post in a predictable way, OP. Never cool to refer to oneself in the third person.

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>>737817008
congrats on your vision.
yeah i agree i'm predictable.
i'm not cool either. i'm just a piece of shit.

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>>737816973
thanks bro, i love being a fag

>>737816670
Ooooh trappy trap?

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>>737814642

>>737817086
Fuck your false humility. Only reason I don't sage is because I want people to see how little of a shit you really give.

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>>737817316
Well above the usual tier anon.

>>737817409
Got any gifs or webms? Fully nude pics w/cock? This is an amazing specimen of trap!

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>>737817536
No nudes or vids beyond this unfortunately:
>>737817208

Here's butt

>>737817208

ooof nice have fun!

Because your gifs get better everyday.

SAUCE?

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>>737817702
thanks bro, gonna be hard not to nut in the first 5 minutes.

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>>737817389
yeah fuck my false humility too.
>>737817766
nice dubs.

>>737816973
It has happened, but not nearly often enough.
Do i need a bigger boat, or...?

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>>737817944
nah, no need bigger boat
nice dubs.
thats cool you've fucked on your boat.

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>>737814642
>shopping later
>probably going in for first day of work at new job tomorrow
>can't afford to die
>want to see man walk on Mars

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Suicide is counter-revolutionary.

>>737818163
who is this skank?

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>>737818254
i hope to see man walk on mars too.
>>737818413
skanky mcskank skank

>>737818505
Any particular reason why you are so vehemently refusing to provide sauce for anything? Just curious. And no, I haven't been one of the anons who have been asking

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>>737818615
i don't have it.
how r u today?

Because I'm doing it tomorrow

>>737818653
Fair enough. Not too bad thanks anon. Enjoy the rest of your day

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>doing no fap
>23 yr old Virgin
>had multiple opportunities to fuck women
>passed them all up because focused on starting a business
>business failed
>start getting desperate because horny
>start hitting on milfs
>w-would you like to hang out sometime m'am?
>busy
>fucked my gay friend in the ass last night because maximum desperation
>tfw he said no homo

>>737818797
post pic of him

>>737814642
My wife is on her infertile period for this week, I just had the best sex of my life. God Bless America, and God bless thick insulation!

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>>737818656
dont.
>>737818762
u too.
>>737819005
congrats on wife not being pregenat

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I dont know maybe today since life sucks anyway, sitting alone inside for several years fcks yer up

>>737814642
cause i got work tonight

>>737819180
Can't afford 8 kids. Wish I could, but you get what you get.

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>>737819308
ur the 7 kids dude.
yeah man, quit. Be happy with what you got.
use condoms birth control, or better pull out game.
>>737819211
those dubs work great too.

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because i want to experience the intimate touch of a woman

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>>737819599
dubs dictate it will happen soon.
keep trying.

>>737819567
Don't you remember? I'm Catholic. Rule is, NFP or no contraception at all. Condoms, birth control, even pulling out are all not allowed. This is the only time we can have sex on her cycle. Trust me, we make the most of it.

>>737815284
What do you do for a living?

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>>737819715
dude.... those are some weird rules. but to each its own. my bad for judging, but i just don't see why to follow those.

>>737819938
It's what the catechism dictates. Use of artificial contraception is a mortal sin.

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>>737820066
good gif. and good dubba dubs.

>>737820069
ok.

>>737820167
Not my choice, we both love this part of the cycle. If we could have sex more often, I'm sure we would.

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>>737814642
Because I have a boyfriend who loves me

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>>737820294
so who's choice was it ?
>>737820362
fem or gayanon?

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>>737819657
my prospects are pretty slim atm but thanks for the encouragement
you're alright

>>737820427
God's.

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>>737820427
We'll bi actually, but gay works too.

>>737820507
Well*

>>737814642
Shut the fuck up nerd.

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>>737820999
nice trips.

>>737820427
To be perfectly honest, I don't like the rule and neither does she. But, we put God above ourselves, and then we just wait for the one week. We're used to it.

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So much good pussy around. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

>>737819926
In sales, electrical equipment.

Quints?

Is OP gone? Is this how the thread dies?

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>>737821940
agreed there are .
>>737822203
do you sell alot.
>>737822291
not even dubs.
>>737822579
usually it dies when i'm gone yes.
there have been times, i've started this thread, and left and see it still here when I've come back after a long time.

>>737822655
Ah. I usually get to work and check it there while *nothing is happening* and it's gone.

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>>737822800
nice dubs.

>>737822852
I've never understood dubs/trips/quads. What's the big deal?

RIP thread, see you tomorrow. OP, try to keep it up to 7 AM Pacific so I can get to it.

because the girl I asked out said yes, and we're meeting later for drinks and fireworks.