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Dubs names my dog. New dubs rename her. Trips and she gets a

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Dubs names my dog. New dubs rename her.

Trips and she gets a treat.

Quads decide what I do with her
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>>737807304
>Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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>>737807304
Nigger Cuck
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Jenkem
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Pokey...
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>>737807304

sally
no treat
get rid of dog
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>>737807355
Holy shit, nice dubs
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Syndrome
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>>737807304
Nookie
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>>737807355
If you had to choose from that pasta, I would go with Yabba Dabba or Brain Blast. I knew an old bastard that named his dog 'Hey You' never called it hey or you, always hey you. Annoying af
Nice doggo.
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>>737807355
That's gonna be one big dog tag
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>>737807304
Cunt
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>>737807708
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip
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>>737807304
Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili
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Current name: Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.

Treats given: none

Nothing decided yet
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>>737807304
You should get that nigger dog put down.

Pits are fucking cancers of the dog world.
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>>737808844
Rape face
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Name her Isabella
Give her al the treats
Love her forever
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>>737808844
Scored on your own thread. What does double dubs mean now?
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>737807304
Seashell
Give her tummy rubs
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>>737808844
"I've just smeared Skippy Peanutbutter on my dick"
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>>737808844
I motion for OP to fuck his dog.
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Current name:
Treats given: 1
Nothing decided yet
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GIVE THIS PUP A TREAT YOU MONSTER!!!!
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>>737809640
Name: Mista Balloon Hands
Treat: the ol' lickeroo
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>>737809640
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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>>737807355
>>737807840
>>737810133
Shitty pasta
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>>737810270
You've won nothing shithead. Wallow in the shit you've created. Because soon, all you've worked for will vanish and you'll be left with nothing. When you least expect it, the shit you talk, you'll choke on it.
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Pupper
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niggerfaggot
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Herpes
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nigger
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>>737807304
Hilerdidnothingwrong.
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>>737807304
Assuming direct control
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>>737810360
Wow. Get a look at this guy
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>>737810622
bitch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch
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The fantastic jew.
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Dank Nigger
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Dumb Nigger
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>>737807304
Nigger-man
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Nigger Jew Spic Chink
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Nigger
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Oreo
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Cookie
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Hamster
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>>737810935
Roll
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Fucker
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>>737810808
>>737810750
>>737810850
>>737810872
>>737810916
Samefag
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Motherfucker
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Samuel L. Jackson. Feed her acid.
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Name her pepper and take her on a walk
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>>737811033
Reroll
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>>737811033
Rr for walkies
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>>737810653
Learn to grammar, you insuferable whiny cunt
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>>737811033
1111 get
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>>737811092
Darn
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>>737811100
:(
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>>737811106
>:(
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>>737811066
I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.
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Leeroy Jenkum
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>>737807304
bibbity. give her lots of belly rubs from anon.
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Oh well at least her name is pepper
Roll for treat
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>>737811140
Tl;dr
Just give up, you twat
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Call her Luna.
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>>737811197
Rwroll for treat
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Billy from Oregon
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>>737811213
TREAT
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>>737811223
I HAVE FAILED THIS DOG
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>>737811197
roll
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Jew
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Personality
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Treat
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are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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Name: Jaff
Treat: Gib
Do: Give her a belly rub while singing the Five Nights At Freddy's song and post it publically on your Facebook, twitter, and YouTube.
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Name: >:(
Treats given: 3
Nothing decided yet
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>>737811334
"Cmere >:(!!"
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>>737811140
Seriously. What a whiny little cunt
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Roll for pepper
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Treat
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Roll for name: Darclar the "Rubix Cubes aren't Fucking Finger boxes" O'Mally"

If quads: train him to bark at niggers when they come on TV
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>>737811334
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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Name her pepper, give her walkies and keep her for life
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>>737811384
Blame >>737811122
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Roll fee pepps!
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>>737811404
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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>>737811487
I do blame myself
I was trying to get quads so you'd take her on a walk. Linked to post saying pepper/walk
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Treat!
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>>737811577
Well her name is treat. That is confusing
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Syndrome
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Pet Pepper the pupper
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>>737811513
Again, tl;dr
Try to shorten your shitty pasta, bitchtits
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>>737811715
Stop giving it (you)s
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>>737811715
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Pepper
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Pep
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cunt
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Current name: Treat!
Treats given: 3
Nothing decided yet
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niggerjew
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>>737811811
Give treat a treat
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Rename them Treat!
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Treat!!
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>>737811781
Old shitty pasta is all you have? That is sad
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>>737811811
Here's the thing. You said a "espresso is coffee." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Barista who studies Coffee, I am telling you, specifically, in Coffee, no one calls espresso "coffee." If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "coffee family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of potio aquam arabica, which includes things from French Press to Drip Coffee. So your reasoning for calling Espresso Coffee is because random people call "Espresso" "Coffee"? Let's get Frappes and Instant Coffee in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. Espresso is espresso and a member of the coffee family. But that's not what you said. You said Espresso is Coffee, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Coffee family Coffee, which means you'd call Frappés and Coffee-flavored syrup "Coffee" too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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opisfag
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Treat!!!
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>>737811900
If you are reading this, then you are wasting precious time reading the comments. You will probably comment or like this, but you will waste more time. You are now thinking what I am on about, probably thinking that I am on something. However you are just wasting more time reading my comment. I have just wasted precious moments of your life that you could have spent sleeping or smoking weed. If you just realised, I have wasted more time explaining that I have wasted time. For this reason you might as well like this comment, as you might as well waste more time. Thank you for your wasted time.
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Give her or name her Treat
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>>737811963
Reroll
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>>737811963
Reeeroll
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>>737811963
REEEEE
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>>737811963
Rr
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>>737812000
YAY TREAT
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>>737811941
To long; didn't read

I want the pups name to be spaghetti
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>>737812018
I r8 8/8: Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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>>737812049
Roll for spaghetti
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>>737811811
Come on, Treat deserves a treat. Give Treat a treat damn it!
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Name: Treat
Give Treat
Keep forever and always give treats
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>>737812091
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>737812114
Rerolling for this
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>>737812114
Treat
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>>737812114
Gib treet
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>>737812114
Rr treat
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>>737808844
Anna
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>>737812114
Treat her right you bastard
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>>737812131
Roll for spaghetti, you nigger
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>>737812114
Treeeeat
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>>737812222
YESSSS
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quads you hang dog for being an ugly pitbull
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>>737810653
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>>737812209
I sexually identify as a Navy Seal. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of being the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. People say to me that having over 300 confirmed kills is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a secret network of spies trace your IP right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. From now on, you're fucking dead, kiddo. If you can't accept me you need to check your gorilla privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>737812222
Quads confirm. OP keeps treat forever and gives her lots of treats
Good boys, job
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Kaki

I think it's a really nice name.
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>>737812262
Short and sweet, just like my dick

Roll for spaghetti
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>>737807304
Name it Dubs !
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>>737812411
Damnit
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>>737812357
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
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>>737807304
Or trips or quads
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>>737812436
Heheheee
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>>737812222
Is thread over?
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Treat
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Name: Name it Dubs!
Treats given: 5
Fate: keep her forever
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Treat treat to a treat
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>>737812594
Roll
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treat pls
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>>737812564
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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>>737812449
Don't get mad at me because your dad hates you

Also spaghetti
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Satan commands you to give her a treat
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>>737812645
SATAN COMMANDS IT
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>>737812651
Really tho
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>>737812645
Treat
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>>737812618
yabba fuck yourself dabba
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Satan
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adolf hitler
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Treats McDubs
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Treat!!!
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TREAT!!!!!!
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>>737812759
Make that dog obsese treat
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>>737812773
:(
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>>737812623
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>737809640
Tyrone
and you should pee on it
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Mom
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>>737812851
zika blyat
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Treat
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>>737812894
Cyka
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Treat!
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Treat! !
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TREAT !
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Treat
Treat
Treat
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>>737812985
Treaaat
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>>737812894
Чтo, чepт вoзьми, ты пpocтo тpaхaeшьcя oбo мнe, мaлeнькoe дepьмo? Знaeтe ли вы, чтo я oкoнчил клacc мoeгo клacca в Mopcких пeчaтях, и я yчacтвoвaл в мнoгoчиcлeнных тaйных peйдaх пo Aль-Кaидe, и y мeня бoлee 300 пoдтвepждeнных yбийcтв. Я тpeниpyюcь в гopиллcкoй вoйнe, a я - глaвный cнaйпep вo вceх вoopyжeнных cилaх CШA. Tы для мeня ничeгo, кpoмe кaк eщe oднa цeль. Я yничтoжy тeбя, чepт пoбepи, c тoчнocтью, кoтopyю никoгдa нe видeли paньшe нa этoй Зeмлe, oтмeчaй мoи гpeбaныe cлoвa. Bы дyмaeтe, чтo мoжeтe yйти oт тoгo, чтoбы cкaзaть этo дepьмo мнe чepeз Интepнeт? Пoдyмaй eщe paз, yблюдoк. Кoгдa мы гoвopим, я oбpaщaюcь к cвoeй ceкpeтнoй ceти шпиoнoв пo CШA, и вaш IP-aдpec пpocлeживaeтcя пpямo ceйчac, чтoбы лyчшe пoдгoтoвитьcя к бype, личинкe. Бypя, кoтopaя вытиpaeт жaлкyю мeлoчь, кoтopyю вы нaзывaeтe cвoeй жизнью. Tы тpaхaeшьcя, мaлыш. Я мoгy быть гдe yгoднo, в любoe вpeмя, и я мoгy yбить вac бoлee чeм в ceмиcoт пyтях, и этo пpocтo мoими гoлыми pyкaми. Я нe тoлькo интeнcивнo тpeниpyюcь в нeвoopyжeннoм бoю, нo y мeня ecть дocтyп кo вceмy apceнaлy Кopпyca мopcкoй пeхoты CШA, и я бyдy иcпoльзoвaть eгo в пoлнoй мepe, чтoбы вытepeть cвoю нecчacтнyю зaдницy c лицa кoнтинeнтa, вaшe мaлeнькoe дepьмo. Ecли бы ты мoг знaть, кaкoe нeчecтивoe вoзмeздиe зa твoй мaлeнький yмный кoммeнтapий coбиpaлcя cбить тeбя, вoзмoжнo, ты бы yдepжaл cвoй гpeбaный язык. Ho ты нe cмoг, ты нe cдeлaл, и тeпepь ты плaтишь зa цeнy, ты пpoклятый идиoт. Я бyдy дepьмo вac, и вы yтoнeтe в нeм. Tы тpaхaeшьcя, киддo.
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>>737812993
Ttreat
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Treat doesn't even sound like a word anymore
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give that pupper a chocolate bar
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Treat.
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>>737812894
>>russia
>>doesnt understood the reference...
kyf
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>>737813050
No just treats
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>>737813030
Will Treat be the next meme?
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Tweet
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>>737813081
Treat
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>>737813072
nope.
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>>737813050
reroll
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>>737813099
Their name is give the pupper a chocolate bar

Treat tho
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TREAT
R
E
A
T
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>>737807304
Farmstink
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>>737812564
DubsyDubs ehehehhh
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TREAT
TTREA
ATTRE
EATTR
REATT
TREAT
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Name her Treat
Give her Treat
Take her on a walk to work off all these treats
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>>737813276
Treat
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>>737813276
Roll for walkies
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>>737813276
Walk
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>>737813276
Walk Treat
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>>737813335
Damn
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Treat
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>>737813062
I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip
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Taert
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if dubs: her name shall be isolde or short iso.

if quads: nice long walkies, a treat and belly rubs!
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Treat!
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>>737813573
Im bored

Retreat!
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>>737807304
Molly
incaseofquads
Sell her to some nigger, pitbulls are fucking shit dogs anyway for shit people like niggers
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>>737812222
Attaboy /b/oys
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