Just fingered myself. Hurt a bit and didn't cum. Just left

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>>737805062
But is anal maturation gay if you don't use a dildo?

>>737805275
No its still masterbation
Until the point where a guy comes in and fucks you butt, you cant be homo

>>737805062
JUST FUCKING BUY ONE, AND LUBE jesus i didn't know caps lock was on lmao
oh heck it, I'll leave it that hecking way

>>737805062
doc johnson anal training kit.

it worked for me anon

>>737805346
I love anal masterbation but I have a gf for 8 years, never thought of being with a man or even think of being gay. She enjoys doing butt stuff to/with me

>>737805346
Never thought of it like that, I talked to a friend of mine a while back about it and he said some shit about how it's gay and how you want it up the ass, so I wanted to get a second opinion about it

>>737805275
Terry making the rounds already. Noice.

>>737805350
Holy heck man thats friggen capslock for ya

>>737805399
What does it feel like? Better than jerking off?

>>737805399
Enjoying taking a penis shaped object up the ass makes you gay

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>>737805438
He is, gotta love Terry

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>>737805455
well, get passed the mental idea that something is in your physical anus.
It stimulates your prostate, the muscle responsible for urinating and ze orgasm
it stimulates dat shit.
IS NICE

>>737805416
Dude, people forget what gay means. You cant be gay with yourself or by yourself by touching your own dick and ass else all men would be labled gay and all woman who ever touched their own pussies would be lesbian. Ass play is fun for everyone

>>737805464
But it's your fingers

>>737805464
what if it's not penis shaped?

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>>737805452
lemow

>>737805531
Thanks for the advice, never thought of it like that, maybe I'll try it some day

>>737805062
Use a lot of lube. Use way too much lube then use some more.
P.S. you're a faggot now.
t. gayfag.

>>737805455
It feels amazing bro. Espesh if you hit it just right. I got to the level where I know exactly what to do and how so I can cum from prostate play

>>737805524
Good to know

>>737805464
Im just not talking to morons today man sorry

>>737805634
Damn, I read that sometimes you get dizzy and shit from it or some shit

>>737805600
I would advise trying it dude. Get a small dildo or prostate stimulator and read up about safety and being clean. There are chances of getting infections and shit if you dont know what your doing

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>>737805636
I ARE STRONGEUY RECCOMENDU ZA VIBRATEER P SPOT ORERGASM THINGY

>>737805679
Never shat from it. Also, clean yourself before hand, prep is everything. No one wants to deal with poop after a wild orgasm. Get a enema or something

>>737805737
What to clean dildo?
Water soap? Rubbing alcohol? Acetone? Blood of child?

>>737805737
I'm not going to get any toys, because at that point it's gay, because it's still taking a dick up the ass, I thought fingers worked well? And infections? Shit, now I'm getting second thoughts

>>737805823
Blod of child works...
Nah just use a non scented soap or some mild body wash. Dont ruin the silicon with harsh soaps

>>737805823
Soap, antibacterial soap if you're a paranoid fuck. But wash it thoroughly after EVERY use.
Alcohol might aggravate your anussss

>>737805801
Fuck enemas, they're dangers and useless I'm sure washing well in the shower will work well enough

>>737805849
Well if your using your fingers, the chance of tearing skin is waaay higher and did you know how dirty finger/nails really are? Its like asking for an infection

>>737805924
Do you wash inside your ass when you shower?

>>737805924
1. how are they dangers?
2. you need to clean the inside. Any shit in there will end up on your fingers.

>>737805955
My fingers are clean, but tearing? That's fucked. I beat a latex glove would fix both of those problems though

>>737805924
I have a 50ml syringe that (after disinfecting) I fill with warm water and squirt into my ass, then I wait for five minutes and then start feeling like I need to shit. Then it all just comes out. Rinse repeat if you need and you will never have a poopy dildo

>>737806001
Use gloves. And do 2 seconds of research on the dangers of enemas

>>737806015
Yeah gloves can help keep clean and shit

>>737805976
Yep

>>737806101
Much better then using a enema

>>737805062
Get some astroglide from your local drug store, some condoms, gloves, and have fun. It can get messy at times, but fuck, it's amazing. Go to two fingers first, then maybe find a smooth round household object like a large sharpie or a hairbrush with the condom.

>>737806139
How?
Toilet brush?
Loofa?

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>>737805062
Poop at least an hour before ze penetration, make sure it's a looong happy, take your time kinda poop.

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>>737805062

>>737806172
Yeah I havent used the conventional enema yet but the syringe works perfectly

>>737806183
Loofa

>>737806193
Some times pooping before makes it worse. Imagine ur ass has shit residue in it after pooping and that stays there

>>737806214
If I were you I'd just stick with the syringe

>>737806258
an hour to 2 hours, your ass kinda just cleans itself

>>737806245
But then your just fucking your ass with a loofa. Do you have a poopy loofa?
Do you use the same loofa everytime?
Do you own a bunch of loofas and use a new one each time?

>>737806267
I do and have no intention of changing

>>737806368
Does it matter

>>737806354
You sir do not know the body

>>737806396
Good man

>>737806404
Yeah it totally does

>>737806425
Hmm, maybe it's because I wipe at least like 3 inches in.

>>737806448
No

>>737806442
did conventional enemas kill your parents or something m8

>>737806478
Just think they're stupid

>>737806478
No their just not so good or good for you

>>737806459
Jesus

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>>737806582
lol'd

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Smart thing to do is plan the session. Eat lightly that day you are going to rape yourself and drink lots of liquids mainly water. Before the butt fucking session of legends i use the hand shower that most people have in their bathrooms in order to actually have a good time instead of having a poo time. Fill anus with water and repeat as many times as you feel like or the water from your arse is clear. I recommend putting some porn on while you get yourself horny for the thing that you have read about so many times on 4chan called happy time but not gay time "wink wink" Star with a small toy and work yourself little by little to a bigger one. Doing this stuff should never hurt. If it does then you are doing something wrong like forget to use lube that is especially for anal play. Now the last part is up to you but since it's not gay as we all agree, you can shoot you load where ever you want. Even on your face since it's just regular masturbation. Remember to do this on your own time and in private. Using some of these guides can make your NOT GAY session much better.
But then again this is just me and my silly hobby :D

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>>737806661
Mfw three inches

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>>737806749
...I thought it was normal tho

>>737806747
Most of what this guy said is right. Take time to prep, LOTS of lube and always remember, its meant to be fun

>>737806798
Does the paper ever rip and get stuck?

>>737807071
Naw, I just bleed a lot.
>Sometimes it looks like a chicks period
>Ass itches almost all the time
>Sometimes hurts to poop
anal anyways

>>737807071
>>737807194
oh wait, I missread and thought you meant "does my ass rip and get stuck"
Anyways yeah sometimes paper gets stuck so I just pull it out with fingers or push it out

>>737807194
What the hell man. Torn intestinal lining is no joke.
Stop doing that. Bad things will happen.

>>737807320
It's all good fam

>>737807370
You are going to die.

>>737807398
OH WELL LMAO

>>737807520
R.I.P.

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>>737807520
i see what you did there

>>737807691
Funny thing is, I don't see it.

>>737807851
>laugh my ass off

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>>737807906
oh jeez haha i'm retarded

>>737807851
Let me explain:
Dudes ass bleeds and the he is going to die is said to which he replies OW WELL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.... any help you know the ass part.

>>737807954
haha wowzers

>>737805062
Use lots of lube. Be very gentle and enter slowly, relax or you'll get sore. One finger first. Then two, and maybe three if you're feeling brave. Just remember dicks have give, and fingers don't.

>>737808022
i can imagine your amazement i mean it was quite the zinger.

>>737808336
yes, very memey i am the laugh.,

>>737808387
xd

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>>737808548
>>737808387
>When you're just so exhausted from existing you can't even laugh anymore

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>>737806460
Shit dude, you won.
>D O I T

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>>737808647
>When you got a (You)

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>>737808700
dubs