Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers I've slept

Helpful bump. Never have paid. No judgement, just not been for me. Interested though.

i kissed a girl once it was fun thats all thanks

>>737763234
>was worried I'd catch an STD since I basically fucked a prostitute unprotected
fun tip, you have more chances of getting a shitton of STDs fucking a random normal girl in Burgerland than fucking whores in Thailand.

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>>737763234
>>The way she said it implied that it's happened before with other guys

>>737763646
Yeah I've only caught chlamydia once over years of having sex with prostitutes, I do have sex in mostly Europe though where the risk seems to be way lower

never fucked a prostitute, but i did get the herp from one of my exes. bitch didnt even know what cold sores were. blowjob gave me genital herpes.. its fucked

>>737764401

get fucked herpy dick.

>>737764401
I had genital herpes even before I started fucking whores. You're pretty much bound to get it if you fuck regularly, I'm positive I got it from a one-night stand I had a few years back

Prostitutes are really no more or less safe than having sex with normal people these days

>>737763234
Had my first kiss last friday night.
I think I fucked it up.
Thx.

>>737763646
Filed under: Random tip anon just made up.

>>737763234
I'll never get paying for sex

90% of the excitement for me is getting a girl to sleep with me more s than the sex itself

>>737763234
shit dude where is the fkk paradise in Stuttgart? I've been to the town twice but never heard about it. Must hangout with boring people. far away from the main trainstation?

>>737765518
It's fairly close to the airport, hard to miss

>>737765339
If you can't get it another way or if you want really hot girls it's by far the easiest way

>>737766212
hm the prositutes around here are pretty ugly.I frequent our local brothel's website to check out if the finally got a pretty one to try it out and some are fine but really not worth paying for

>>737766377
Europe especially FKK clubs are top-tier girls plus it's legal

>>737766714
>FKK clubs
i thought you just hang out naked there without fucking

>>737766840
You CAN just do that, relax, go swimming, etc... if you really want to, but the main attraction of FKK clubs is the prostitution

>>737765960
>>737766714
>>737766840
whats the avarage price for a girl?

>>737763234
prostitutes in germany often have less std as normal german women because they get checked often

>>737766914
40 Euros to get in the door, base rate for 30 minutes of sex with a girl is 50 Euros but the price goes up if you want more time, and for certain or additional sex acts depending on the girl

I've had sex with so many hookers, I've lost count. Easily over 100. Probably more like 150.

I haven't used a condom in forever. I've only caught clamidya, knock on wood.

Probably have a few bastards running around, but oh well haha

Only major mishap was getting a knife pulled on me by some crazy slut. I have her my cash and got the fuck out of there. She was a dumb cunt since I just came in her mouth, so I got mine and she just got the $100 I had on me.

>>737763234

> see this little ladyboy at a massage parlor on the regular
> started with handjobs, moved up to sucking and fucking over time
> started inviting me over to her place, we'd always fuck when I'd go over
> ass is super tight, always tell her how much I love fucking it
> one time , she says "honey no condom, but you fuck me anyway."
> I pass, but as she's blowing me raw, I talk dirty and say shit about how I want to fuck her ass so bad
> she gets up off the dick, slaps some lotion on, and jumps on my cock
> before I realized what was happening, I was balls deep in her super tight, super hot ass
> realize it was a bad idea, but seriously, 10/10 feels
> warned her 'I'm gonna cum baby,'
> she rides harder, takes my nut right up the ass bareback
> literally biggest load I've ever blown, feel it dripping out of her and coating my balls and crotch
> she starts playing with it, uses my cum as lube to jerk off all over my belly and chest, she cums a massive load too.

Shit was hot as FUCK, but I freaked out for literally 9 months afterwards, getting tested every month for aids and everything else.

Went back to see her, she tried to fuck me without a condom, I was like, "nope, sorry, I'm out."

> haven't seen her since.

>>737765039

What the fuck is wrong with you people

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>>737769104
>"honey no condom, but you fuck me anyway."

>>737769802

Hey, it felt good man. I still jerk to the memory of it. I was already hard as a rock from the head she was giving me, and the feel of her little ass easing open around my cock... Jesus, I felt every millimeter of that ass on my cock.

Hard as diamonds just thinking about it now.

>>737769104

>ladyboy
>she

Dat denial has "faggot" written alllllllll over it.

Found an 8/10 Asian at a local Massage Place. Tells me she is 23. Small perky tits, cute and tight ass. First time, got a HJ. Second time got a HJ+BJ. We hit it off since then. She really likes getting finger blasted and cumming a couple of times before fucking. And noticed that every time I do that, she welcomes my cock raw. I'm super scared but she tells me I'm the only one she does "Live" and sends me pictures when she's at the clinic getting tested and checked. Have done her raw 3/10 times I visited. She is such a good lay.

only been with one so far, normal experience, nothing storyworthy

>>737770133

I'm bi, so yeah, half a faggot. I fuck anything that moves - sorry to hear you've arbitrarily limited your choices for sex to 50% of the population because you're afraid of other people's disapproval.

I'll remember your frowning disapproval next time I'm blasting a huge nut into some cute twink's asshole - I'm sure I'll have a moment to spare for you between pumps.

>>737763586
This guy is the ultimate player

I've cum inside a woman for the purpose of procreation
>it worked

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>>737770444
Trips and here's a pic

>be me
>married to hottie Spanish chick
>she has 2 sisters, younger, equally hot
>one of the sisters move in with us
>constantly uses bathroom but doesn't lock door
>walk in on her while she's peeing
>"sorry"
>"no I'm sorry, almost done"
>she finishes I go in for shower
>meanwhile wife at work
>hear knock while showering
>"sorry anon need bathroom"
>"uhm, okay I'll unlock, sec"
>unlock door, back in shower, she comes in, pees
>hear shower curtain move
>"you saw me, only fair I see you"
>I try covering up
>"I won't tell if you won't"
>diamonds
>we fuck
>I cum inside
>wife gets home 3 hours later
>fuck wife
>go to bed
>now fucking wife and sister on daily basis
>sister gets knocked up
>tells wife
>"who's is it??"
>"Sorry sis, this guy at a party, I feel horrible but want to keep it"
>huge pep talk about marriage and responsibilities
>I'm shitting bricks
>sister winks at me
>mfw I'm a father now
>wife wants us to have our "first child"
>mfw it'll be my 2nd

>>737767155
Based on what statistics?

>>737770462
>bi
>half a faggot

Denial has "full-fledged faggot" written alllllllll over it

One time I payed 75 cents to hug this cute girl in elementary school.

Went to the clinic a month later and everything came back clean. My parents would've disowned me if I caught cooties

>>737769124
if you think that's bad, i frequently have sex with iv drug addict girls by paying them with heroin. cheaper than hookers and never enforce condom usage, hookers are hit or miss, you usually have to pay them extra and show them clean test results, and even then only like 2/3rds will agree. i haven't used a condom in 13 years.

what's wrong with me? i understand that insertive vaginal sex with an asymptomatic partner and no skin breaks in my penis and no illness impacting my immune system carries a lower f->m transmission risk for serious uncurable STDs than the risk of death or life-altering injury from the drive over there, and since i certainly wouldn't not have sex to avoid the drive, i won't ruin sex with a condom to avoid an STD.

>>737771116
I deal coke on the side but dont really make much money. What i sell to dudes usually pays off what i give away in exchange for sex.

So whats the best place to find a whore state side,i usally look ad CL or Backpage but I'm sure tgere are better safer ways

>>737771095
hardcore but i've got you beat.

one time some girls wanted to drive my car so i made them flash their tits in exchange.

that gave me aids.

>>737765290
Kek

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>>737763234

Condom broke in a chunky hooker, was very akward...

>>737770833
Holy fuck, any vids?

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that 2nd story was anxiety inducing
> be me a few days ago
>hit up milfy escort
>get there,do my thing fuck her this way that way not amazing. tight but definitely not the good tight more anoying than anything
>starts trying to finnish me off by blowing me
>w/e better feeling anyway even with the condom shit.. lol. that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ
>says i can cum all over her chest
>k
>about to detonate, pull off de damcon
>thought she was going to direct my wiener
>doesn't
>first squirt hits her in the tit
>2nd over the shoulder
>and the 3rd and final?
>Fucking headshot *fatalityanonwins
>starts saying "omg i should have expected that"
>you young guys loveeee to aim there
>total accident but like.. why weren't you directing my bratwurst?
>end up being cool with a little jizz on her cheek cause she knows it was accident
>leave
>coolstory i guess

>>737770991
>I can't think of anything better to say

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>>737763234

Dated a girl that used to be an escort. At 1st i didn't know and fucked hew raw for like a year. THen she told me, but because i lurk 4chan too much i loved it and she told me all the fucked up shit she did.

Pic related

>>737763234
I'm uncertain as to why, but I read this in President Trump's voice.

"I know out, you know it, we all know it. Prostitutes.

>>737772372
>coolstory i guess
No
No it was not
How high are you?
I could barely understand your awkward story progression arc, or your disgusting syntax.
The only redeeming quality was the personality you put in with your vocabulary but even then it hindered the story almost to the point of incomprehension.

>>737772869
Post some of her stories

>>737772956
If you couldn't understand what he was illustrating with his words, you need to take a reading comprehension course ASAP. You're just bored and need to nit pick

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>>737772956
>awkward story progression arc
>welcome to every story about dealing with hookers

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>>737772869

>>737772993 - not sure where to even start. Told me she did it not because she needed the money but because she loved it, in the 3 years she was an escort she fucked 300-400 guys

>>737763234
>>The condom had tore during sex

I've had that happen a few times. One girl noticed right away. Popped in the other two. None of them seemed to be fazed by it other than trying to get condom bits from inside to outside.

>>737770462
Everyone look at the fucking mentally ill person try to justify their mentally ill faggotry.

>>737772372
>ol. that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ
What the fuck am I reading?

>>737772956
I know, I am for a fact not high (yet)
however you're pathetic attempt to seem grammatically superior has been in vein.

>>737772956
You're autistic

>>737773353
How much did she make?

>>737773244
right? virgin/pure faggot alert

>>737773438
you seem upset anon

>>737773529
>Calls my post a pathetic attempt to seem grammatically superior
>Actually defending a post with these sentences

>get there,do my thing fuck her this way that way not amazing. tight but definitely not the good tight more anoying than anything
>that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ

Sure, bud. I'm definitely not more grammatically superior than that mongoloid pothead...

>>737773522
Older chicks give a better blow job due to experience. Get a book because you clearly don't know how to read well

>>737773522
shes got atleast 20+ years of dick sucking experience vs someone of these 18+ girls not knowing how to properly handle a dick, and the fact that shes touching it is enough to get me off, bitch needs to try aagain

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>>737773695
and an indignant one at that

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>>737770444

checked

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>>737773814
still a faggot waiting for my reply
>suck my dick harder anon
>but youll never compare to even a prostitute
>always worthless always.. anon
>*anon waits for more

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>>737772869
>>737773353

>>737773575 - Here in canada escorts are pretty cheap, she charged 150$ pre hour so i'm guessing 60k to 100k in those 3 years. She had a regular day job but did this on the weekends

>>737773568
And this guy isn't? >>737772372
Good job on diagnosing the real problems

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>>737773814
>raids interesting post talking about grammar and prose
>keeps going
>doesn't share story

it's totally not you that's wrong

>>737773852
>>737773568
>>737773244

>>737773814
no one like's you, and thinks your an idiot (probly even your family) and pot/weed/marijuana/bud/dank/kush/loud isn't the only thing to get a person "high" lame boy

>>737764401
You can't get genital herpes from a cold sore. They are two different viruses that take up residence in two different body sites....MedFag

>>737773852
>being so uneducated you think some retarded pothead's writings are on par with anything written in a book

Keep sucking dicks in the back alley for money, fag

>>737764401
Wait you get the normal herp if they suck your dick and have cold sores?

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>>737774057
like your birth

>>737774051
How did she prevent diseases and what not?
Just condoms? Did she get tested?

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>>737774240
how's the spray paint this time of year?

>>737774259
If you can understand some of the highest tiers of literature, you can undertstand the lowest. Go be a faggot somewhere else you bored, lonely, virgin 17 y/o faux intellectual

>>737770858
for real?

>>737774420
I wouldn't know
>don't live in midwest america/not a redneck/not you
>*preserves brain cells*

>>737774254

STFU you ignorant troll. You can get both kinds in both locations.

>>737774259
this kid's parents have to call him to dinner some time

>cute guy at work
>he hits on me all the time
>I flirt back
>am slut
>he talks big game
>average cock
>cums fast
>seconds
>condom breaks
>not on pill


what a fucking joke that was

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051


>>737774407 - Condoms and regular testing yeh. Once in a while a condom could break or sometimes, given enough money, she would go bareback. Always blew dicks without protection tho

>see young hot escort
>she puts on condom
>go doggy
>says harder
>go harder
>she asks for harder
>keep going faster and harder
>notice no condom on dick
>wtf
>where did it go
>can't find it
>we both scared
>i dig deep with my hands, found it and pulled it out from her pussy
>wtf did i just raw dog a ho?

>>737764163

No. Risk is much higher actually.

>>737769104
>Her

>>737774254
Good luck with your dumbass logic, kid.

>>737774588
>Being so mad that you are actually waiting on my replies

When do I need to explicitly say I'm not replying to this retarded thread anymore?

Just let me know if I need to or not.
I know how to autismos get this time of night when you just can't leave anything unresolved before you masterbate and cry yourself to sleep.

>>737774716
aaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

get you some real dick hoe

>figure people out 2017

>>737774721
Did she ever get a disease?

>>737774716
Hahah like anyone cares if a slut likes the sex, you're just warm meat

>>737774815
Yep, Her! I didn't stutter!

It's the same reason I refer to you as a person, rather than the walking queef runoff you are - you prefer that society treat you and refer to you as if you're a real person. Much the same way that she, though born a man, presents and looks like a woman, with the notable exception of her lovely, functional cock.

Get mad somewhere else bro.

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>>737774760

>>737769104

Him* his* he*

Just wanted to fix that for you

>>737774913
you just did reply though
>stahp anon just kys

>>737773353

>be a woman fuck 400 guys
>be a man 35yo and still virgin

What is gender equal again?

>>737774483
>faux intellectual
You just don't know what actually intelligence even sounds like
I feel sorry for you
You will never know what it feels like to be truly enlightened over all the simpletons of the world

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051
>>737774721

>>737774964 - nothing too major, HPV

>>737774970
aw thats not nice anon you gotta rispict the womenz and repekt da pussy

>gotta have peace within ones self
>but fuck ho's get money non the less

>>737771291
Oh shit how long do you have

>>737775266

So, she is like a 7/10 bitch and still fuck 400 guys?

some chads fuck like 100 bitches in 10 years.

>>737770462
>sorry to hear you've arbitrarily limited your choices for sex to 50%
sorry to hear your chances of catching aids have gone up by 400%

>>737770462

Being bi seems pretty awsome, seeing as you get 7 billion people to choose from, but being straight isn't a choice just like being bi or gay, kek. Sadly I'm straight, but not bc I feel people will disapprove, just born that way unfortunately.

>>737775085
>>737774913
we have two mad down syndromed fucks here.
I'll get the shot and put em down

>>737775435
You don't get 7bil, you fucking retard. You get your local community, with a few randoms from the outside.

>>737775398

Why do you care about me having aids, bro? Wishing you could fuck my tight little hole? You better be one badass Bull to make that happen.

>>737775435
do you like attention from gay guys though? Its still a confidence booster even though I'm not attracted to a man.

>>737775379
You could be a 1/10 gutter hooker woman and fuck 400 guys in a year and still make money.

Guys just want to fuck and they will pay for it.

>>737775435

I'm straight too, I just happen to like feminine benis in my mouth and my ass.

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051
>>737774721
>>737775266

>>737775379 - yeh i know, life isin't fair i guest
>>737775247

>>737775690
You're just bi and socially constricted.

>>737775647
>>737775766

This is why i hate roasties and feminism

>>737775521
Your attempts of trying to get other people to reply to you in agreement just to boost your self esteem by the smallest of margins is absolutely pathetic, man...

>>737775614

I guess. Ego boost is always nice

>>737775821
I'm an oldfag and don't know this new young slang
What is a roastie?

>first story
>be me, 29, in a south american country
>went to a shady massage place that is just a house in the middle of nowhere
>after the massage i'm fucking this hot af 19-20 year old girl
>suddenly door bursts open
>some little fucking girl, must have been 5 years old walks in
>naked massage girl immediately grabs her and walks her out
>i swear i almost died from shock
>close door, finish fucking her, cum on face and tits
>come back next week for more (the girl was hot)

>>737772956
Nigga werr dafuk u tink u r m80$!!$!

>>737770858
Yfw your wife notices that both kids have a lot of you in them.

>>737775561

Top kek. Believe it or not anon, some people leave the basement and travel. When you go outside your hick town, you get double the opportunities.

>>737775921

A woman above 18+

>>737770858

damn, you fucked uo, m8

>>737775921
A Stacey (female chad) who has had lots of sex causing her cunt (labia lips) to resemble roast beef. Hence the "roastie"

>>737763234

i hovered my hand on a woman's shoulder one time. almost touched her shoulder too.

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>>737770858

>>737775826
i'm just sitting here while intelligent people flock to shame your retard ass. loss by natural selection
>your still angry and autistic
>talk to your mom about your feelings

>>737765191
GTFO

>>737776014
AHAHAHHAHAHA

>second story
>be me, 30, still in shitty south american country
>i made a vow not to fuck prostitutes anymore for fear of catching STDs
>but there was this one chick that posted on a CL type website
>well, she's technically not a prostitute, she's just asking for some financial support (i tell myself)
>she gives me the whole "i've never done this before" bullshit and i want to believe it.
>you can tell they're lying if you ask them which motel to go to (they always know where)
>anyway, fucking this gorgeous girl when i realize there's something red on the shaft of my penis..
>she was on her fucking period
>i pull out and i'm freaking out...
>i had a condom on (i'm not retarded) but i just freaked out like crazy.
>i ask her to tell me if she has any STDs, to tell me the truth
>i kinda scared her with how freaked out i was
>well, i do believe i had the right to freak out since i didn't want wife to get any STDs from me
>conclusion: nothing happened. no STDs. but i got panic attacks from that episode for about 6 weeks as i waited for the STD test results.

>>737776203
Damn son, you pimpin on me fosho

>>737771116
I see where you're coming from, but surely you know that you're still at a pretty large risk and you'll catch something before you're old.

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051
>>737774721
>>737775266
>>737775766


Any interest in nudes or stories? just ask what you wana know i guest

>>737776931
how was the anal sex

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051
>>737774721
>>737775266
>>737775766
>>737776931

>>737777061 - i was never big on anal sex, i prefer to put a few fingers in there while fucking pussy, but it was OK i guest.

She liked it tho and always had a toy to put in there, pic related

>>737770858
kek
I don't have any sexual mishaps but I did rail a girl in a graveyard over a tombstone once.

>>737777470
sweet jesus

>>737776610
You seem to have missed my point. It's *not* a pretty large risk, compared to normal every day activities that we don't alter our behavior to avoid. People suck at comparative risk assessment.
The risk does go up fast, by orders of magnitude, with each caveat in my list though, so it's not really right to think I'm taking a huge risk vs managing my risk in a different way that's way too complicated for most people.

>>737763234
this is a waiting the big GET thread now.

>>737775249
Wow you most def are an atheist fedora type. Boring summer break I'm guessing?

nut

>>737777657
>>737777782

aww, our thread lost.

>>737777777

>>737777620
No I get it. The difference is I'm probably not going to get paralyzed in a car accident. You're probably gonna get STDs. I'd honestly be surprised if you went with that lifestyle for 4 or 5 decades without catching something serious.

>>737778274
No, idiot, you don't get it.

You have a *better* chance of getting paralyzed or killed in a car accident (assuming you drive at least a few times a week) than I have of catching HIV, HepC, or a drug-resistant strain of something else.

>>737765039
Any tips on how to get people to still sleep with you after this happens?

in before "don't even tell them"

>>737777470
Show pussy pic

>>737778497
find someone who's a pro at forging medical records. here look baby, i tested clean just this week.

>>737777470
>>737776931

so, she has parents or something?

>>737778467
1 in 50 Americans are paralyzed

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/health/21para.html
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthday/story?id=7392356

You're saying there's a less than 2 percent chance you'll catch anything?

>>737770462
fucking idiot. you just made it worse by opening up your faggot mouth. kys

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>>737772869
>>737773353
>>737774051
>>737774721
>>737775266
>>737775766
>>737776931
>>737777470


>>737778511 - That pussy tho

>>737763234
>I lost my V-card to a hooker
>I figured i'd go to someone who won't care when I do bad
>it was weird
>she stripps
>I strip and lay on the bed
>she gives the best blowjob
>bag it and slide in
>first thought "it feels like a warm handshake"
>few pumps later I'm done
>leave

>>737774585
>>737774884

Actually you faggots this guy >>>>737774254

is right. Oral herpes is HSV1 and genital herpes is HSV2. They are two different viruses. A 2 second google search would have stopped you two from looking like dumbasses.

Williston attempting to out on a vibrating cock ring (the disposable Trojan brand kind) I somehow managed to slingshot it off the tip of my penis and it hit my girl right on the clit lol. dont know how that happened.

I have a chance to cheat on my long term gf with a 19 year old. not sure what to do. the 19 yo loves to suck dick and my gf hates it so that's a pro

>>737778848
yes that's right.

take IV.

If you share a fucking needle with someone who is known to be HIV position, you *still* only have a 63 in 10,000 chance of getting it.

"For insertive penile-vaginal sex, the risk of infection lowers to 4 out of 10,000 exposures. "

That's with someone who is known to be HIV+. Once you factor in the actual liklihood of that (low), what's the overall odds?

And your stat only includes paralysis. Lifetime mortality is i think 1 in 1000 for deaths by car accident

>>737778624
Most the people who reject me don't even really give a shit about seeing actual papers. Also not really a fan of outright lying, either.

But at the same time it's not ok that even easy hookups keep turning me down the moment let them know about it, either.

>>737779218
That's also a load of horseshit.
t. someone who has test verified HSV-1 in genital region.

>>737779067
Worth the money, m8.

>>737779479

That's rare. Again.....a 5 second google search is all it takes....

>Cheap CL hooker
>Banging at cheap hotel
>Legal, but unexpected lane change
>Start pounding her ass
>Condom slips off at some pound
>Finish in her
>Pull out, cum leaks down her ass
>She lets out a giant fart, and shit sprays out all over my stomach

>>737779298
..public health isn't served by explaining the nuances and risk factors that turn STDs from rare to a valid danger. that's why most people are taught in a way that biases them to think condoms are essential all the time. because trying to rely on people avoiding risk factors and being able even identify them is a recipe for disaster.
it's like discouraging pull-out for birth control. it's taught as unwise because huge percentages are unable to practice it perfectly. but if you can, and your girls cycles are regular, you can reach the same effectiveness as hormonal contraceptive pills

>>737779899
i'm traumatized just reading your shitty story

>>737779899
sounds like a good time

>>737779067

shitty vagina 2BH

best pussy? just wait for it lmao!
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

>>737763234
I've had sex with 4 maybe 5 hookers. It was laughably bad every time except the first one. My legit fucks from girlfriends of the past and one night stands were nearly all better, and in most cases, heavenly. Hookers are way cheaper than a gf, that's the only upside.

>>737780125
Well, unbeknownst to her, I have a huge fetish for that!

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>>737779899
OW LAWDY
Did it smell?
Not spam faggots

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>>737779961
I've actually had health teachers tell me the pull out method is never going to work.

I now employ pull and track exclusive and have yet to even have a scare of pregnancy. Feels good man

>>737780292
Hah, yeah, I damn near puked. Love anal, and can handle a little poop on the dick, but this was full on lube/diarea spray shit.

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>>737780598
I would be put of sex for long time after that

>>737773529
>seem grammatically superior has been in vein.
>been in vein.
>vein.

Vain smug faggot

>>737780790
Ah, I know the risks of an unexpected lane change, I was mentally prepared for it.

>>737779285
Talk to your gf instead of being scum like me. If you're 'not sure what to do' you'll regret it and feel super fucking guilty.

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>>737781974
Still, you were literally showered/sprayed/splattered with liquid shit, lube and semen

had a condom come off in a proivder once, i freaked thinking i would get an std, but now i only do bareback and don't even give a fuck

>>737764401
I have herpes. Its not that bad.

For the love of God none of you virgin fags take these trolls serious and fuck whores without condoms. They fuck anything for money. HIV isn't the only bad thing out there. Damn kids! Get off my 4shits

>>737784074
>responding by running to the shower instead of jamming your tongue up there

>>737774254
no you fucking moron. those viruses can infect both mouth and genitals.
try getting some head from a lip blister slut;

>>737784395
I'm not a troll (>>737779298/>>737777620/>>737771116/>>737779961) and the and practice is a lot more common than you'd think.
the hobby term is bbfs, and everything i said about risk is accurate (as is the admonishment about the importance of all the risk factors combined and how each deviation increases risk by an order of magnitude)

>>737784413
Well. I mean, this was like six years ago. Life hadn't twisted me into what I am now by then.

>>737779899
TIL victory smells like cum-scented shit

>>737770462
suck a dick faggot;
>>hurdur have muh rights to merry faggoyts
really you all should move to a state and stay there.

>>737784395
So since some STDs are not prevented by condoms and there's still a risk in non-hooker girls, i take it your pussy ass recommends avoiding sex alltogether?
it's not because even hookers won't touch you, it's definitely about std risk right, you're just too sensible to risk replacing your virginity with an std

>>737773911
SHCKEM CH!

>>737770858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

>>737784870
Hah. Did you accidentally boner, anon?

>>737770858
>>737770858
youre living the dream

>>73777753
go home Rance

>>737763234
I had unprotected sex with a black prostitute in Amsterdam a few times.

Thankfully all I caught from it was chlamydia.

>>737789349
Y'know, on the heirerachical list of STD's to get that's kind of the least worst. It's treatable, and not expensive to get treated for.

>>737764401
This is incorrect

>>737770462
Thank fucking Christ at least you're not saying you're a straight guy

>>737770858
She'll wonder why you care about the kid so much

Repeat after me

"Honey she's your sister, we take care of her and him like our own "

all you bareback guys, how do you get them to go along with it? have you ever had any refuse? what do you do then?

>>737775921
Loose, sexually-uninhibited nu-women who would rather ride the cock carousel until they're at least 30 instead of settling down. The term comes from the idea that women who have sex too much end up with vaginal lips that resemble roast beef.

>>737780330
>Be 28.
>Have not used a condom in 10+ years.
>My oldest child will never know her father's name or why I left.
Enlisted, USMC

>>737792366
Why did I post? I want to go back 'home'.

>>737791572
extra money and clean test. effective with like 2/3rds of girls, even better if you're a repeat customer she likes.
they're very worried about you publicly disclosing they'll do it, because there's blacklists and lots of people that won't even hire them even for condom sex if they offer bbfs.

if they absolutely won't budge i'll just finish with a blowjob. they do disclose if they offer bbbj (blowjob without condom), so you can filter for that before even contacting them.