T-time once again for Therapy Tea w-with Sakuya3D! Are you s-sad?

I love you even if you brand me as a dumb Mexican

Do you have any steam gift cards?

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>>737762900
I n-never called you dumb l-love <4

>>737762935
Not on m-me sorry <4

>>737762831
Hey Alice

Do something bad to me

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>>737763077
Uhm. W-well.... *patpat* H-here. I w-won't give you a hug. Is t-that bad enough?

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OH GOD IM LATE

I WAS LOOKING AT MEMES IM SORRY

Good evening Alice. What kind of tea have we got tonight? :)

>>737762831
i feel like this girl loves me, but then i feel like she loves another guy too, how do i make her fall for me

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>>737763157
T-that's okay, how about w-we select your tea first <4

Do you love me, Alice3d?

>>737763206
contract a more serious form of autism

>>737763206
send her feet pics

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>>737763206
murder sounds good, right?

what makes you feel like she loves him?

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>>737763203
W-well, it l-looks like Pomegranat Strawberry <4

>>737763257
Of c-course I do <4

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>>737763251
Red!

What is it?

>>737763284
>>737763275
bad

>>737763325
Oh, that sounds really good actually. I love pomegranate

>>737762831
hello sakuya
how are you doing

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>>737763206
W-why do you feel rather t-than know?
Have y-you talked to her?

>>737763389
It's v-very delicious <4

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>>737763325
!!!

That also sounds very good

>>737762831
are you a dude

>>737763435
Do you drink much pomegranate juice dear?

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>>737762831
Alice is the best part of my weekday.

hi Alice I'm trying to play Payday 2 because it was free but I'm getting a ton of screen tearing, even though I'm using a Freesync monitor. What do?

Hi Alice,
I don't really need help with anything but I always like coming into these threads because there's such an abundance of positivity; it really makes me hopeful and happy for the human race when a place as torqued as /b/ has people like you. I think that what you do has much greater impact than you know, and I hope you continue doing it for a long time.

Thanks

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>>737763435
L-let me pour you a c-cup <4

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>>737763454
no but I am hi

>>737763467
YES

That and prune juice and cranberry juice and mixes of the three oh my god its so good

My main source off attention has been distracted by her boyfriend.
How do I stop feeling jealous?

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>>737762831

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Have you seen onii-chan? 0u0

>>737763478
doesnt freesync require the game to run at your refresh rate? or is that gsync

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>>737763478
have you dicked around with vsync and AA settings?

>>737763477
>>737763484
cuties

>>737763534
yay!

>>737763549
Find other sources of attention! :O

>>737763557
was waiting for this, thanks anon

whats the difference between days where you say youre alice3d and days where you say youre sakuya3d

>>737762831
I'm probably going to be shot one of these days, what should I do?

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>>737763484
I d-do my best <4

>>737763549
W-why do you need a source of attention?

>>737763433
yes i talk to her and try to make her laugh everyday, i feel like it because she seems to enjoy his jokes more than mine

Help. I feel stuck at my abusive family, no decent college education, can't find a job here and I want to move abroad... what can I do? I feel stuck, in hell, cursed to have this miserable life, they are so abusive and heavy drinkers.....please, I need help...I don't have anybody, not even money to move abroad

>>737763077
no

worse

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>>737763668
W-which cosplay I use <4

>>737763722
Why w-would you be shot d-dear?

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>>737763808

What are the difference between bois and men Alice ?

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>>737762831
Alice, marry me.

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>>737763642
get out of here underage b&

>>737763668
that's a good question actually

>>737763722
wait, what?

>>737763777
Do you have any close friends you could room with to help get you on your feet? Perhaps a sugar daddy/mommy to help make you make the bad decision of leaving unprepared? (with good intentions of course)

Being stable and on your feet is crucial to future planning. Going out abroad without any home base or stability can leave you stranded, both literally and metaphorically

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>>737763877
Age.

>>737763777
*blinks* H-how do you expect to move away if y-you have no marketable skills w-with which to get a job?

Why not try an international university?

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>>737763433
Hi Alice!!
Its Good to see you!!

Ay gurl how u doin

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>>737763549
Become a trap and distract her boyfriend. Embrace bisexuality and engage them in a threesome

>>737763972
Who is >>737763965

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>>737763917
W-why?

>>737763965
this dude is better than Alice the faggot.

>>737763972
I am okay with working in a cloth shop, subway or a coffee shop. But I can't find any here....

>>737762831
Therapy?
Alright, therapy me then.
I will have to begin a 3 years sentence in january so I can't care for my mother who got diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago.
There is quite the chance she will die while I am in prison and I have no clue how to deal with this situation.

>>737763654
does it? that would suck because my monitor is 144hz and I don't think I can get 144fps in games that aren't older
>>737763662
vsync ingame is disabled and freesync is enabled on my monitor/radeon settings. not sure if aa would affect anything though.

>>737762831
Hey Alice
How can I fix my crippling social awkwardness? It's really getting me down.

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>>737763877
Their choice of waifu, of course

>>737764044
some dumb nigger, just hide his posts

>>737764056
hey wait a second what no

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>>737764047
Because Alice is #1 waifu and otherwise all of my affection will go to waste

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>>737764028
I'm r-relatively well, and y-yourself?

>>737764018
Good t-to see you as well, darling~

>>737764044
T-that is my good friend, BWA guy!

>>737764056
I'm f-female, so how can I b-be a faggot?

>>737764047
this is my kind of content right here

>>737763662
I'm currently trying that. Granted, I have a hard time forming attachments with people. The problem is that I've formed a strong attachment to her. The other stupid thing I've done is that it's long distance. I feel that it's all my attention that she wants.

Long weekend.. .went to go see my girlfriend and drop off a car for a friend that totaled his.. I drove 1200 miles in two days, and I only got to spend the afternoon/ evening with her. Had a long and hard math test today... They put me on adderal of my ADHD, but on the bright side I get to buy a new car today. I'm stressed about my test,I don't know if I did well or not..

>>737762831
i jerk off to the thought of you on your knees so much that my dick has started bleeding.

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>>737762831
>says she's Sakuya
>looks like Alice
I'm so confused.

>>737763965
I have friends abroad but I am too shy to ask to come to them, and my abusive parents wouldn't let me just fly to some online friend....Maybe I could run away from home? Either way, it's not nice to just move to somebody and be a burden to them

>>737764131
whats a bwa

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>>737764075
*blinks* L-like I said, why n-not try studying abroad?

>>737764092
T-that's quite r-rough Anonymous; what w-was the offense?

>>737764094
Well, w-what have you tried?
W-what has your doctor and psychologist r-recommended?

>>737762831
hey alice my qt interwebz frend
do midgets have night vision?

>>737762831
alice what is your favorite method of torture?

waterboarding maybe? i bet your the waterboarding type

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>>737764128
I am n-not a waifu. Sorry.

>>737764148
W-what, kissing?

>>737764194
>looks like Reimu
>isn't lovey dovey on me

Me too.

>>737764125
Yes you are.

>>737764300
not just kissing, *gay* kissing

>>737764300
that picture is lewd, alice you slut!

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>>737764056
He's indistinguishable from Alice aside from being a birb and that whole typing quirk thing.
You just prefer getting advice from a masculine, avian figure. You might be a faggot
At the very least you have daddy issues

>>737764227
I need money for a rent, food, books, etc. to study abroad

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>>737764187
*kisses softly* It'll b-be okay dear <4

>>737764206
H-how old are you?

>>737764221
Bird With Arms

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>>737764093
I've not actually had any experience with Freesync as my choice of monitor setup was 5760x1080p 60hz eyefinity

what GPU do you have?

>>737764094
that's very broad

Are you bad at handling social situations or are your interests so far gone that you're ashamed to talk freely about them?

>>737764131
girls are fags, too!

>>737764183
This can snowball into a very bad and clingy sort of relationship. Now I'm not saying you should take a total break as friends, but you definitely need to focus your efforts elsewhere. In laymens terms, you're barking up the wrong tree.

As bad as you say you are, there's always hope to find others!

>>737764391
I am 20

>>737763127
No

Worse

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>>737764366
T-those are lesbos though.

>>737764381
S-student loans are a t-thing dear.

>>737764374
Oh h-hello Revvy, don't m-mind me, I'm on l-like four boards today.

>>737764431
Then w-why would you need to run away from home...j-just move out.

>>737764374
Or I don't like stuttering faggots.

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>>737764190
ew

>>737764206
Running away is not a great option unless you have the skills to survive. Are you an adult and capable of securing a job on contract easily?

Whether or not it be nice, it would be their choice, of course.

I still put my money and your money on being with your friends as the best possible solution .It is important not to become a leech however, so a job is needed ASAP in literally all cases

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>>737764300
Alpha Protocol was the shit. Shame they'll never do a sequel though.

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>>737764293
S-s-stupid s-stuttering and being a tease

>>737762831
Neither my stomach nor my bowels function properly, making my life terrible. I'm 26 and tired of living like this. No doctor I've seen has been able to diagnose me, and as such have been unable to offer a cure.

>>737764227
I've tried talking to people more but progress is very slow. I don't think I need to see a doctor.

>>737764485
I want to move abroad because I am in a very poor, fucked up 3rd world country and I hate every bits of it....under 300 euros as the minimum wage.....

>>737764444
wasted quads nigger

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>>737764513
I'm n-not a faggot d-dear <4

I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist <4

>>737764397
My gpu is an r9 380. I'm pretty sure freesync has already been working for me as I could play csgo with vsync off and no screen tearing, but my fps was over the refresh rate so maybe you're right.

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>>737764548
*blinks* Y-you say you have social anxiety y-yet you also say you don't need to see a d-doctor?

If you had a broken arm, would you also refuse medical treatment?

>>737764545
H-have you had a fecal transplant yet?

>>737764663
>fecal transplant
Never heard of it. Sounds fake

>>737764579
I swear to god i'm Obama.

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>>737764573
W-which one?

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>>737764221
BIRDS WITH ARMS, NIGGAAAAA

>>737764232
no, unfortunately

but they can see at night usually

>>737764293
I like the "lead people on and crush their emotional fortitude with lies and betrayal" kind of torture

Mental scarring will fall into place and ruin the rest of the person's life without much effort

Totally didn't happen to me haha nope haha

*1000 yard stare*

>>737764340
o-oh

Hmm, not sure what to think about that. Thank you. c:

>>737764374
AIJUDSKHGASD

WHAT THE FUCK

>>737764741
Romania

>>737764485
The best kind of gay!

>>737764227
I beat up someone. He was attacking a close friend of mine, struck him with a bottle and I jumped him to help my friend.
So far it was a defensive action wich was okay but the judge decided that, since I'm trained in a martial art, I could have stopped the attack less brutal and a video some guy shot of it showed, that I punched him one more time after his lights went out and he didn't pose a threat anymore.
Thus I got charged with assault and unnecessary hardship.

Hooray for German law.

Hey Alice! Long time lurker, first time poster. Your threads are one of very few reasons why I check here anymore.

I'm teaching computer programming for hs students this summer. We're using Minecraft to help apply their code, and they love it. The students have to decide on final projects in two days, but there are still a few who are undecided.

Can you think of any cool ideas for the kids? Most are doing automation to build houses or some kind of animation.

Love ya!

>>737764397
I know.......

Just all that time, and effort. Wasted....
I even knew in the beginning that this was the most likely outcome.
Well, maybe I'll pick someone better this time.

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>>737764716
T-try googling it d-dear, it's q-quite real, though a bit experimental.

>>737764797
Ah I s-see. I know a f-few people from there, a l-lot of corruption. I'm s-sorry to hear that, Anonymous.

>>737764663
I guess I'm just too embarrassed to admit it to anyone.

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>>737763454
I am a b-biological female <4

>>737763478
Are you using SLI?

>>737763477
Glad t-to hear it <4

>>737764092
A good lawyer might get you on home confinement. If he's no good, use the time inside to research anything and everything on Compassionate Release, Home Confinement. Find out what qualifies you for parole, ect.
Once inside, your full-time job becomes finding a legal way to get yourself out.

>>737762831
hey sakuya can i stick my tongue in any of your holes?

>>737764901
I looked it up. Sounds like it's used to treat bacterial infections. My issues have more with being unable to properly evacuate my bowels.

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>>737764834
S-seems pretty r-reasonable really....

>>737764846
Hm. M-maybe something recursive? L-like program a game IN minecraft? M-maybe snake or something?

>>737764917
....w-why would you be embarrassed? Would y-you be so if you had a b-broken limb?

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>>737764369
lewd is good!

>>737764513
Good point!

but I'm literally cancer, anon

>>737764579
:O

I can't even say that tbh

>>737764643
Hmm, I'm not sure if this is going to be of much help, but I find that using ParkControl can help with micro-stuttering and in some cases screen tearing

>>737764733
no

>>737764834
Although I don't agree with your method, what you did was not inexcusable

I do hope punishment isn't too severe

>>737764887
>this time

It's not a mutually exclusive event, anon!

>>737764917
You'll be fine, I promise c:

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>>737765012
It's t-to treat irritable bowel syndrome c-caused by the wrong mixture of bacteria in you. Having a p-poor mix of bacteria can cause constipation.

It's at least worth asking your doctor about.

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>>737764485
Not sure how you do it. I marathoned hunger games threads and forgot to eat.
I also got murdered in the first round every time. Bullshit.
>>737764745
Bird with beefy arms 2020
>>737764997
Anon that's gay

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Why do I daily daydream (especially before bed) that I have a boyfriend bugger than me, cuddling me and being protective of me ?
I am gay, I have a gender identity crysis and absent parents.

Will it ever be like this?

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>>737764997
what the fuck

>>737765012
have you ever tried being really scared while sitting on the pot?

biosalud is pretty good too

>>737765103
It doesn't sound quite right for my symptoms, but I'll check into it anyway. Who knows, something good may come from it.

>>737765103
how much would you charge to mail a pair of your used panties to me?

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>>737765143
I h-have four computers!

>>737765153
*blinks slowly* I h-hope you meant to say "bigger".

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>>737765153
Dude, i know plenty of giant lonely gay guys. How tall are you?

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>>737765202
It's a l-long shot, but it is all I h-have Anonymous. I'm s-sorry, I'm not a d-doctor.

>>737765215
M-more than you have.

>>737762831
Do you know of any quality multiplayer games on Steam that have active communities? CSGO not welcome.

>>737765031
No, it's just that I've never met anyone who understands it. I don't want anyone to look down on me because of it.

>>737765217
Bigger* yes.

>>737765226
6 foot and a femboy acting masculine to hide my gayness

>>737765087
You're right Alice, can I have a hug?
I think a good hug will help.

>>737765269
Thanks for the info. Any advice is appreciated. I've been dealing with this my entire life and am desperate.

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>>737765278
w-what about KF2?

>>737765269
stop ingoring me you cunt :(

>>737764919
No I have a single GPU
>>737765087
I don't know what ParkControl is but I would rather just try to fix this without any workarounds because I already spent money on a Freesync

>>737765278
Warframe is pretty decent if you don't mind mmo-style grinds.

>>737762831
I'm a trap and had sex with one of my best friends last night. I feel pretty good about it, kinda just wanted to tell someone, but I think it may have messed with him a bit.

>>737765269
that's what you think you little tease.

>>737765345
Forgot to mention, it has to require less than 15gb, since I don't have a whole lot of bandwidth to work with.

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>>737765329
You know w-who might? A doctor. You know, one of t-those people who study this for a living.

>>737765342
Email m-me at [email protected], w-would love to talk to you about it.

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>>737765143
2007*

Is this image real or fake? Has science gone too far?

>>737765153
Yes, one day it will be like that. :3

>>737765278
Hat Simulator, Rocket League, uhh, define "good" and "active"

>>737765337
*squeezes you tight*

Hugging is always welcomed!

>>737765345
>KF2
>good

The original was solid I admit

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>>737765217
>sakuya3d's secret identity revealed
>>737765336
You are a bit tall but I'm sure you can find a guy who is into it

>>737765031
What seems reasonable? Charging me?
Did you ever see a guy that got struck down with a bottle?
There was blood pretty much everywhere, I had no intention to harm the other guy, he is going to be fine, no lasting damage has been caused. I intended to end his attack and while doing so stood under adrenaline and was scared that something serious happened to one of my closest friends.

I understand a sentence, but 2 years would have been an option if the judge went for minimum sentence, with a 2 years sentence I could have remained outside on probation. I honestly think that, considering all circumstances, the sentence is too high and I don't just say that because I am directly involved.

>>737765278
rocket league is pretty fun

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>>737765390
W-why did it mess him up?

>>737765400
Okay. 10,000 USD t-then.

>>737765432
Isn't KF2 that s-size?

>>737765464
W-was KF2 n-not good?

>>737765475
I w-wish!

>>737765435
I would, but I've emailed you about stuff before. I'm worried that if we discuss any more of my problems, you'll recognize me for the broken husk of a person that I truly am.

>>737765464
Aww thanks, I'm going to probably lurk now.

Keep off of /bant/

>>737765561
Killing Floor 2 is 50 gigs, according to the store page.

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>>737765485
T-that is true. The minimum sentence w-would have been a better choice. However, t-that doesn't mean that adrenaline is a viable excuse f-for hitting someone when they are already out.

>>737765570
Oh p-please, no one is more of a husk than I am <4

>>737765435
Okay, thanks.

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>>737765561
mfw alice is reverse trap

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>>737765621
Oh m-my bad.

>>737765605
Every t-time you tell me to stay away, I w-will post EVERY DAY for a month.

>>737765635
It's m-my pleasure <4

>>737765570
Don't worry about that. We all started out here as broken husks.

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I'm on medical leave from work from stress and anxiety. I don't know if I can take it. Depression, loneliness, apathy for everything, and now suicidal thoughts.

I have it better off then 75% of americans, and all i want to do is put a gun in my mouth.

>>737765561
Hi, nice to see you again, i actually mised you a little bit

>>737765561
He seemed in a good mood when he left, and I told him to talk to me, like if he felt bad or regretted it, but hasn't said anything at all. Just been 1 day, but still, I can't help but worry a little.

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>>737765682
I'm q-quite thin, but also q-quite feminine.

S-see?

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>>737765355
ParkControl is an unrelated free product that prevents the OS from taking control of which threads are active and which are not

Again, it's more of a solution for microstuttering caused by the onset of cores being activated and deactivated, but the screen tearing I have seen gone away in some rare cases (I haven't had an actual test case to work with recently)

>>737765363
gross

>>737765561
KF2 was a bit hard on the eyes and the gameplay wasn't as smooth or as crisp

It was fun, but not KF fun

>>737765571
ok! I'm always around!

usually

sometimes

>>737765605
I'm questioning that myself

>>737765631
if i send you a friends request on facebook, will you accept it?

>>737765631
Plus, the whole bowel problem thing is embarrassing to talk about.

>>737765777
I did say "if"

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>>737765722
*wraps her arms around you from behind, resting her head on your back and nuzzling in* You can. I believe in you.

W-why don't we take the gun out of y-your mouth and chat for a while. What's eating y-you, Anonymous?

How can I correct my posture?

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>>737765749
If h-he was in a good mood w-when he left, he's f-fine dear. Don't over t-think it <4

>>737765730
*opens her arms* I m-missed you too Anonymous <4 G-give me a big ol' hug~

>>737765902
Stick a Klondike bar in your bunghole.

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>>737765815
D-did you know the same sensors in your lips are present in y-your anus? That's w-why chili peppers hurt g-going in AND coming out!

>>737765778
I d-don't use facebook.

>>737765902
I am n-not a physical therapist, s-sorry!

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>>737765722
Was it always like this, anon?

>>737765730
awww

>>737765815
Is being embarrassed for 12 minutes worse than suffering your whole life?

>>737765878
yes but I can't staaannnd the grind and I don't understand how a lot of people are OK with that

like where do you find the time

>>737765902
Go for long walks, nose up, uncomfortably so. If you almost need to stare down the bridge of your nose to see ahead, you're golden

It will gradually be more comfortable

A good computer chair and keyboard/monitor setup is also very necessary

>>737765031
While I think they have the knowledge/ability to do that, idk if most have the drive to finish something like that within our time frame.

A few students are creating some simple games like whack-a-mole, simon, etc. One pair is even working on a multi-story castle with different traps on each floor. Pretty excited to see what they come up with.

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>>737766069
Tic tac toe s-should be reasonably easy <4

>>737765943
hugs you too <3

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>>737765778
You should delete facebook.

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>>737766034
so the facebook for profile ikakura izumi isn't you?

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>>737766148
*hugglebuggle*

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>>737765966
nice

>>737766165
Facebook has the BEST memes

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>>737766186
N-nope! That w-was made by someone else.

>>737765631
I agree, but I didn't even notice he was out. It wasn't like he was on the floor and I went on punching him.
He tripped back against a wall and was pretty much just about to slide down to the floor when I hit him in the stomach.
Judge couldn't care less since I still attacked him when he was no threat.

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>>737766239
IT WAS ME

>>737766239
it uses the same email you gave to someone in this thread

>>737766186
what a weebofag name

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>>737766035
Played a couple hours a day until pic related. Was fun once I found people to play with.

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>>737765778
I suggest you delete your Facebook account at once.

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>>737766304
And y-yet I have no control over it.

>>737766289
N-NOOOOO

Alice can I fuck you?

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>>737766498
I'm n-not really in the mood.

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>>737766348
oh god

I don't have that much time even in hat simulator over 6 years

>>737766388
I SHALL HARVEST ALL YOUR STALKERS AND LEMMING AND USE THEM TO FUEL MY FACEBOOK AD REVENUE

MUAHAHAHAH

>>737766498
no

>>737766388
have you ever been with a boy or just grills?

>>737766558
S-split it 60/40 then

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>>737766583
I've b-been with both and t-those in between as w-well.

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mental illness thread

>>737762831
Hey; can I see your legs?

>>737766558
What's worse is I have over 1 year playtime in WoW. Played in tournaments though so it's excusable!

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>>737766584
I can just link the revenue to the Alice Margatroid Patreon

>>737766646
I'll be in between you

>>737766654
hello, what is your mental illness?

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>>737766654
C-correct <4 What is y-yours.

>>737766672
S-sure.
https://www.youtube.com/celtyplays

>>737766498
just buy a daki you degenerate

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>>737766697
accpetable

Shamefully I had 3312 hours in Runescape before I quite many years ago and something like 8000 hours combined between SC1 and SC2 (all expansions)

>>737766672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDZ2p4nfFc

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>>737766706
Oh m-my, I'll finally h-hit my goal of 357 d-dollars a month.

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>>737766752
>calling a man who wants to fuck a real women a degenerate then suggesting he get a daki

nigga what the actual fuck

>>737766829
Or

I can immediately double that

B^)

>>737766800
Runescape was p fun, used to sit in w80 clanwars with friends. Rs3 or whatever shitty as hell though.

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>>737762831

show cock or fuck off

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>>737765881
Thanks. No gun in my mouth.

I've always been the guy who can't let emotions and genitive thoughts go. I store them and run them back over and over, and I feel like I'm loosing my mind. I've talked to pyshs and docs, and I haven't been able to manage or control it.

Mix that in with a month of insomnia, some bad luck in the office, and now waiting to hear back after 30 days if I'm still employed or not. A cushy job in most aspects, I just could not stand answering the phone, which is a *requirement* of the job.

Gonna talk with my family and aid this week. I know there is help, but I'm scared. I really don't want to get put into another mental ward. Thanks for listening random person on 4chan /b/

>>737766807
good thing i have a foot fetish

>>737766879
Canada Geese actually do adopt a combat stance when threatened.

>>737762831
i am depressed. In uni, doing a degree in biology, have no idea what i want to do with it. i hate my father i hate myself i hate what ive been put through i feel empty and emotionally drained. he treated me like shit growing up but now that he needs me hes made me his crutch , i do everything he wants i had so many dreams and aspirations but now i feel dead. feel empty, feel like a robot i dont find joy in much. i hate people ive become a cynical and pessimist fuck far from the wide eyed optimistic child i was. i think i have some form of anxiety disorder, i can't focus on anything. i just sit in my room all day playing guitar listening to music, drinking every weekend and during the week sometimes. one day its all gonna wear me out. what do?

>>737766999
she usually wears stockings
also check'd

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>>737766960
I d-don't have a cock and I'm n-not fucking off s-sorry <4

>>737766990
*smiles* N-none in mine either <4

What treatments have you tried? CBT should help with those intrusive thoughts, and benzos or beta blockers can help lock away the anxiety. Have you tried these yet?

W-what country are you in? When d-did you get put in a mental ward? F-for what reason?

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>>737766929
Evolution of Combat happened at a bad time for me, I left during beta

>>737766960
DM me

>>737766990
Thing will turn out fine, anon. I'm glad you'll be talking with people.

>>737766999
gross

>>737767021
I had to fight a few on my walk a few days ago

>>737762831
what made you start this 6 years ago?

>>737767125
god yea that was what it was called. was around the time i was getting groomed so left around then too. probably be more enjoyable if i didnt have shitty memories attached.

hope whatever was bad then has cleared up by now.

my friends think i have depression

>>737767109
What's tonight's anime in the hot box gonna be?

>>737766807
ehm someone needs to eat moar

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>>737767089
How plausible would it to be to transfer schools, far from the situation you're in now?

Minus the loss of contact with friends, of course

It sounds like you aren't exactly being you, and a new change of scenery might start back up the fire and give you drive to do more than just jam out

>>737767231
>getting groomed

weew, sorry to hear that

The bad that happened is still here today but we persevere!

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>>737767089
*grins and closes her eyes* I know that feel very well dear. So let me give you a piece of advice, something very hard to do but easy to say (like everything I do): Give your father the fucking finger and live for yourself.

The job of a parent is to raise a kid that can walk away on their own, live their own life, chase their own dreams. If you are being held back by your father, cut that dead weight off and walk forward proudly towards a future you can live free of his influence.

Yeah. It ain't easy is it? It's easy to say, but not to do. Like anything worth doing. But I had to do it, the same as you. If I hadn't, they'd have drug me down and killed me. Nearly did, leaving me with a couple wounds that ain't gonna go away any time soon.

But it's worth it. The future is wide open for you Anonymous. You just have to turn your back on everything that ever mattered to you.

I wish I had something better to say. I wish I had a secret mantra, a special spell card, something, anything. But at the end of the day...this is all anyone has.

Be your own person, Anonymous. Don't let those who are supposed to push you forward hold you back.

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>>737762831
tits or gtfo shill

>>737767438
newfag

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>>737767339
Ergo Proxy.

>>737767333
Oh? W-why is that?

>>737767438
N-not a shill s-so...

>>737762831
how femenine is your femenine penus d-dear?

>>737767414
well good job for persevering! that word is way too much like perverse for me to spell easily.

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>>737767501

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>>737767109
America. Ward in Oklahoma, suicide attempt, pills. State law says a 404 attempt must stay in a facility for "observation". I don't live in the state.

Last year I walked in to my local hospital for suicidal thoughts. Instead of care, they put me on the mental wing for more "observation". Nothing makes a person not want to kill themselves like spending 5 days and nights with screamers/shit throwers and all-alone grandparents.

Sorry, letting it out there for a sec.

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>>737767133
H-here. This w-was made in 2011 to explain.

Wep. This is /b/
I don't know if I should be happy this exists or concerned.

>>737767438
>shill
learn to use a dictionary, gigatard

>>737767343
true but I mean who knows she could just be skinny even if she eats enough

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>>737763251

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>>737767333
Have you talked to a professional about it?

>>737767343
Alice is perfect

>>737767424
Every situation is different. I commend what you say and give it a recommendation

>>737767534
0%

>>737767567
well perversions are good too!~

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>>737767621
You can vent here.
I'm listening.

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>>737767534
I d-don't have one.

>>737767621
I t-think the point is to evaluate you and s-stop you from doing it that s-second. Suicide is not a choice but an impulse; delaying s-someone even two minutes is enough t-to stop 80% of cases f-from even trying again.

>>737767677
I'm a s-solid 88 pounds!

>>737767633
what did she mean by the little girl?

>>737767734
>perversions are good too
>posts cp (chick pic)

not all perversions..