Alright faggots, it's time for the moment of truth. When

Stand up. Why sit down? That takes up more time and its sorta gross when you're in a public restroom.

>>737738604
Standing up. Reason: I'm not a fucking pussy fagboy, a woman or taking a shit.

sit

injured back
long time to start urinating

When I wake up in the middle of the night I sit tf down and take a mini nap while I relieve myself.

I'll go for the bait.
Standing because male.

>>737738604
More importantly, a friend told me at work today that 50% of the population wipes their asshole from the front and forward, any insight on this topic 4chan?

>>737738787
>>737738959
I don't think a "man" makes a big deal of something as simple as sitting down to pee you ginormous pussies

sit

its more easy because i just take of my pants and just piss, i dont have to take my penis to point into the toilet

+ i dont have to wash my hands

>>737738604
Okay so I piss standing if I don't have to shit. However, I will piss sitting while dropping a deuce.

At public bathroom:
Stand to piss at urinal, sit to shit.

At home:
Sit. I hate splashing.

>>737739123
The most honest post on this entire basket-weaving Cambodian database

Standing in public restrooms or my own house. Sitting when I'm a guest elsewhere. It's just polite to not get piss splash in someone else's bathroom when you're a guest. Is this not common courtesy that most men are taught anymore?

>>737739123
>+ i dont have to wash my hands

American hygene

Only acceptable if you have to simultaneously take a shit.

>>737738882
>>737739114
>>737739334
These boys win the thread. You guys are fucking nasty

>>737738604
I stand because I like the possibility of pissing on my pants.

Plus I;m not a fag bitch

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When not at home: stand
Reason: Don't want to touch anything in a foreign bathroom. Wish I could fucking levitate in there.

When at home: sit
Reason: Pure fucking comfort. Why the fuck would I want to stand when I can sit?

i sit

because when i piss it goes in all directions
and also im a lazy piece of shit

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>>737739491
This probably.

>>737738604
I always stand up unless it's dark and I don't want to turn the light on.

@ Urinals: standing

In the comfort of my own home I sits: lazy I guess

Anyone run to the toilet in the AM with a massive boner, sits down on the can and the piss just bursts between the tiny gap of the toilet and the lid?

>>737739362
Why would you need to wash your hands if you didn't touch anything?

>>737740161
No. Who pees with a boner?

>>737738604
I sit down because I'm 6'4" and uncircumcised so when I piss while standing it goes everywhere.

>>737738604
Stand if im just pissing, sit if im also taking a shit.

>>737740329
fuckin homo

>>737740366
Tru though

sit down when at home so i can browse on my phone, stand in public washrooms

>>737738604
No possible mess if you sit down to pee. No cons here.

I do...it's too damm early for the brain to catch up sometimes

not a regular thing but has happened at least 5 times in my life.

Toilet design seems a bit outdated

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Standing because I pee in the sink

>>737740249
>implying you don't touch anything on yourself or in a bathroom that you or others have not used before.

especially in public places people leave piss all over the place, everything that is used gets touched.

and then you pick your nose and eat it.

>>737740293
Idk about you, but sometimes I have morning wood that just refuses to go away. I also always have to piss immediately when I wake up every morning. It's more comfortable to try and piss with a boner than to hold it in for as long as it takes for the boner to go away.

When I had an UTI I got accustomed to sit down because you can apply more pressure and have a stronger stream which is good against bacteria.
Later I worked for a company that produced all kinds of things, including a self desinfecting toilet so I would take a sit on the clean toilet, check my social media, emails, take a relaxing 10 minute piss and then proceed with my work

>>737738604
at home I sit for a simple reason: it helps keep the bathroom clean for a longer time. at public restrooms, standing up of course, because I don't care

I think that these "men" that makes a big deal of this are actually insecure fagots that have to do everything a man is supposed to do to feel that they are men. fucking faggots.

>>737739056
one up
one down
one to polish

Sit down
Because i be humble

>>737738604
At home: always sit. Once you actually move to your own place and start cleaning the toilet every now and then you'll realize that piss splashes FUCKING EVERYWHERE in a large radius. If you are a dirty, lazy, faggot you can actually see the yellow stains forming on the bottom of the lid and even on the surrounding walls. No more of that shit for me.
Also, anyone who somehow associate fucking peeing with masculinity/femininity is an insecure retard.

At public places I stand, of course.

>>737738604
>stand

because i'm not a beta faggot

>>737739918
exactly.

>>737738604
Have always sat down, so standing feels weird. Only stand when there's no toilet near and I have to pee in the wild.

>>737738604
sitting down, dont want my toilet to smell like piss

using the urinal at a public toilet

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Why not do both at the same time?

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>>737741274

Stand up, use a little piece of toilet paper to wipe up anything that got on the rim of the seat or the floor by accident, now everybody's happy.

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The last time I peed sit down, years ago, I did it purposefully because I had a semi hard dick in the morning and I find it difficult to aim with the head of my dick uncovered from the skin, so I chose to sit down.

Pic related happened.

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I'd say 50/50.

When I'm just waking up or just about to fall asleep, I sit down because my overall coordination is askew and I really hate the idea of pissing all over the toilet or on the floor.

Any other time during the day I'm standing up.

>>737738604
stand up except when im trying to keep the noise level down - which is never the case in public just when family is sleeping because of floorplan for the house

>>737739123
How do you stop your penis from touching the bowl and getting AIDS

>>737738604
Stand, because when I sit and then get up some of the drops remain there, and come out afterwards. Standing makes it easy to push it all out.

Also, I don't make a big deal out of standing, but fuck anybody trying to force me to be seated (I had this happening to me at a girl's house once, totally ignored her)

>>737743257
You cant get aids from doing that

>>737738604
when i have to piss i stand up

when i have to take a shit/piss

sitting down its more convenient

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>>737742736
10/10 drawing anon, saved.

>>737738604
70/30 Standing up to sitting. Sit when I'm tired/feeling lazy/prefer to play on my phone.

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It moslty depends on the situation.
I usually pee standing up but whenever I take a shit, I do this weird position sitting on the toilet where my dick is close to the end of the toilet
>pic related

Stand. A man always tinkles when he sprinkles.

>>737738604
standing, how would you sit on the sink

>>737738604
Sat down, I have cold hands and, besides poor aim, my stream is irregular. Call me a faggot, but I know some poor fuck has got to clean the bathroom, It's either me, or some cleaner guy. He doesn't need additional shitiness to his day, and I'm lazy.

Stand when in hurry sit when browsing b in bathroom like now.

>>737739362
Not true.
1. I'm european and in public restrooms only 5/10% will wash hands after taking a leak.
2. Women have far worst hygiene than men. Deal with it.

I don't want to get piss everywhere which I will inevitably have to clean at some point, so I sit down. If it's not at home, stand.

>>737741439
How about learn how to aim you illiterate innacurate uncontrolled dick misusing novice. It doesn't splash if you have the basics of piss marksmanship down.

I sit even though I'm very manly. i can't pee standing up and still use my fidget spinner

I sit. I have always done so, I do not know why. Guess because it's comfortable.

If I'm in the middle of doing something, or its a public restroom, than standing usually. If Im at home and got time to kill, then sometimes Ill sit while playing on my phone for 20 minutes. Something about sitting on the toilet with one's phone is more relaxing than any other area of the house.

stand up- because I'm an actual man with a long hanging dong

at home i sit 75% of the time, i find it more comfy, but sometimes in a hurry or just feel up for a bit of sharpshooting

any other bathrooms i stand

>>737738604
stand unless I'm stumble drunk or stumble sleepy

I shit standing up. It took a long time to get used to it, but if the shit hits the side of the toilet bowl before the water it doesn't splash all the fuck over the place. Plus when it does splash the water doesn't go up my asshole. I'm not some fucking gay fish.

>>737738604
Sometimes i piss sitting down as a treat. Like a reward for a hard days work

>>737738604
I sit down so I can read.

Sit

I had a dream when I was five about when I stood up all the pee would go everywhere in the room

>>737738604
Stand up when sober, sit down when drunk, unless i'm drunk in a place with urinals in which case stand up.

Always sitting unless I'm in a bar. Why? Because I'm a fucking adolescent millennial. I own my own home, therefore I give a fuck about spraying urine all over the fucking place. Literally every standing pisser is a juvenile still living with mom, and relying on mom to wipe up his piss stains just like he was still in diapers.

At home - sit coz I am a lazy fuck.
In public - stand, I am not such a lazy fuck to sit on someones urine lol.
Funfact -habitual pissing while sitting reduces the risk of prostate cancer by 20%

Standing up because speed bonus

>>737746060
Don't your legs fall asleep though?

I stand because im too fat and i cant fit my cock between my thighs

>>737738604
home sit, you dont miss the trail and no drops out.
outside stand up, cause I dont give a fuck

>>737738604
@Home i will sit and watch youtube vids or browse 4chan because confotable and clean
@Restaurants or in public ill stand because its disgusting

>>737738604
I piss standing, and frequently in the backyard. However, if I wake up at night I sometimes sit because I have a prosthetic leg, so I hop to the toilet and rather than turn on a light and stand on one foot, I just sit down and go - no aiming.

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Public places i stand
At home i sit cuz im a lazy motherfucker and i end up taking Like 10mins looking at memes

>>737747055
How fucking long does it take you to piss?

>>737738604
I normally stand but when I have to wake up at night to piss (which happens more often than I'd like lately) I sit so that I don't have to turn the light or try to aim in the dark. That would wake me up even more and then it would be more annoying to go back to sleep.

>>737738604
Sit down because 9 times out of 10 I have to take a shit too.

>>737738604
I sit down. Because I'm lazy and standing up I usually piss everywhere. I don't even pretend to have good aim.

I dont get why anyone would not sit down at home
im actually faster just pulling down the pants and sitting instead of whipping out my dick from my underpants and pants. but on public places I dont because normally the toilet seats are already stained and I dont bother about cleaning them

I just pop my dick in my mouth and recycle

>>737738604
At home, I sit, every time... no chance for a miss ever... anywhere else, i stand, and chances are, I'm pissing in the sink...

>>737738882
This.

I have to sit down, my bladder is irritated and I need to relax it every time by sitting instead of standing and pushing

>>737740329
m8, just pull the skin back, unless you got phimosis it ain't a problem and if you do, you should get it fixed if you wish to ever engage in sexual activities

>>737743257
By having a small dick is the obvious answer

>>737738604
Sit down

I'm not cleaning up my own piss every fucking week. I'm also 6'5 so its a long fucking way down to these miniature toilets they design for normies.

Sit because the wife throws a fit if there is wetness on the seat and standing with a perfect aim still results in small droplets on the seat from the stream hitting the water below. If I stand, I have to wipe the whole seat down, so it's easier just to sit.

>>737749525
>confessions of a complete cuckboy

I stand up unless I'm at work cuz at work I'm gonna mess around on my phone for a while

>>737738604
Stand because I own testicles and my junk is large enough to aim accurately.

>>737749525
Also, only at home as the anon above said. I don't give two shits about splashing on someone else's seat or in public.

>>737749525
Or, just hear me out. Lift the fucking seat up and put it back down? Autism?

>>737738604
I stand up when I don't have to take a shit. I sit down when I do because niggeys.

standing up, cause i use the sink

I like to sit on urinals

>>737738882
this, also I don't want to turn the light on

>>737738604
if I sit my dick touches the water as it is enormously large if I stand seeing my giant dick makes me horny and I piss me face therefore I just urinate on meself in bed problem solved

Sometimes I’m extra lazy and sit when i piss. Sometimes I just go in there and sit to hide from the kids. It all depends on how I feel.

>inb4 bitches sit when they pee
>inb4 lazy fuck
>inb4 virgins don’t have kids
>inb4 can’t inb4

sit when im at home because im lazy

i sit
because im a girl and i dont have a fucking option

>>737738604
I sit down because I don't want some faggot standing next to me at a urinal.

Fight me.

>>737748137
>9 times out of 10
Jesus man, how many times a day do you shit? I shit at least three times a day, often up to five, which I feel like is a lot, but I piss a lot more than that.

>>737749736
Water still gets all over the backside of the seat faggot. It's a damn mess unless your 5' nothing with a baby dick.

>>737749525
Your wife sounds like kind of a cunt, man.

I only sit when I'm drunk, sick, or I want the lights off.

>>737750413
I only piss like twice a day unless I'm recovering from a hangover, as in nonstop drinking water and gatorade

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>>737738604
I usually just piss my pants...saves time

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>>737738604
I stand up, because I have a dick and I usually go outside to take a piss, nothing like taking a leak out in nature yo.

at a urinal I stand like a whole foot away. I dont care if anyone can see my dick, I must not get splash back.

>>737751235
have you ever spun around while pissing like a catherine wheel?

>>737751043
>twice a day
You sound dehydrated as fuck

>>737751372
No, but I do like to go back and forth like a lawn sprinkler.

From the living room with a 360 no scope. Totally worth it

>>737751454
pissing in the wind is a feeling of freedom some people will tragically never have

Depends on if I trust the toilet (if it's in my home) or not
Home: Jump up on seat, face tank, full squat heels down ass 2 grass (for #1 and #2)
Else: Stand to piss, hover squat and spread cheeks by hand to shit

>>737751043
>pissing only twice a day
Enjoy your renal calculus

I find if I sit to pee, when I'm done peeing, I stand up and find I can pee some more.

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>>737751615
I don't think you can say you've lived until you've done it.

>>737744095
>>737749822
>>737749822
patricians way

>>737751374
Not really, my job just demands that I hold it a lot, technically I'm supposed to get two 15 minute breaks and one 30 minute lunch, but I'm a chef for a buffet bar, so I can't really ever stop working or it won't be stocked and we'll lose customers, so I just have to hold it all day unless it's a super slow day.

>>737751724
I've already had a kidney stone once before, it wasn't all that bad, hurt like hell coming out, but it was just one and only one time

Standing up, because I'm a man.

>>737738604
i stand.

cause i can leave the seat up.

got five bitches to sit on seat-less toilets so far.

>their rage nourishes me

>>737751615
>>737751971
TRUE DAT, PAHJEET ALWAYS DOES HIS BUSINESS WHEREVER HE WANTS, WHENEVER HE WANTS..

POO POO PEE PEE FREEDOM BITCHES!!

>>737738604
I sit, because it's more clean.

laying on my back, to enjoy the warm fluids going down my body...

always sit
except when it's trainspotting-tier toilets

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>>737752342
>100% pure unadulterated autism

I sit down to ensure piss doesn't splash all over.

Standing cuz when i sit my benis hit the water

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always stand. Anyone who complains about aiming is a fucking liar. Its simple as fuck. Femme fucks sit.

>pic related, sit fags

>>737738604
At home, sit. Out and about, stand.

>>737738604
Stand up... I actually got a dick so I can draw yellow butterflies in the snow when I piss.

sit

>>737753104
Well then I guess I'm a femme fuck.

>>737738604
stand, because i'm not a bitch

I piss sitting down because I dont wanna get the toilet seat dirty

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>>737738604
Ow shit! What is it the fucking stupid question nigga, ha?
Real gangsta do it standing on hands of course.

>>737753682
your dad think different

>>737738604
I sit down when i pee. Theres nothin that crazy bout me! Im jist takin a wizz, mind your own bizz! Whys everybody always lookin at me??

If you really want to know why I'm sitting down I can't stand people looking around .

>>737754361
Hey, bro. I gotta go. Let me thru i gotta go number 2.

>>737754520
Wrong lyrics , https://youtu.be/54t0iyp_udc

Sitting when need to pee and poo
Stand when just need to pee

The only time i piss while sitting down is when i dont have to piss but i need to piss, before sleep, work, etc. It just comes out quicker vs standing and waiting forever.