Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>737705090
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Yui claimed
>>737736474
good shit - I was also wondering where you went.
>>737736529
Hi :)
anything going on?
>>737736545
the gym; it was my first day. leg day was brutal - will probably give koume details if he asks.
Claiming best girl.
>>737736250
That sucks. Watch sgdq. This super monkey ball run is pretty amazing.
>>737736384
T-That's too lewd, anon!
Yuno is the shittiest Yandere
>>737736757
My data was out for 3 days
>>737734466
A little over a year. I had one before that the creators ruined a bit. They changed her personality too much from what she was
>>737736807
She's the worst girl
>>737736807
S-Sorry
>>737736757
Hi
No
>>737736807
Hi
>>737736814
Hi
Kill urslef my loo
>>737736915
Hi
>>737736757
Ouch, I like getting fit but hate the gym all the people there get annoying
>>737736807
Was thinking about watching k on
>>737737088
Hi
>>737737503
Hi yyyyyyyuno
clayming rhino
>>737737561
Hello friend
>>737737937
Nicely claimed
>>737738111
thank you! nice waifu (and tirps!) yourself~!
>>737736814
Ah. Have you been well over those three days?
>>737737059
make tomoyo happy and claim :o
>>737737503
the gym I go to has a dead time of 12:00-4:00 PM; that's the timeframe that I went there, there were a few people but that's it.
What were you up to while I was gone?
claiming this sweet heart
>>737736915
was it kurumi tokisaki?
>sry i didn't know there was a new thread
>>737738111
Hi
Nice digits by the way
>>737738747
Hi
>>737738831
Why would that make Ben happy -_-
>>737739233
was it... Rei Ayanami?
>>737738444
nice trips
your nice I like you
>>737738831
I went to the shop and there was cake on sale cos it is almost stale
>>737739176
welcome back!
>>737739244
aw thanks your dub are nice to
How have you been
>>737739272
Hi
>>737739413
Hi
Thank
Bad
>>737739413
hi yuno-chan i think you missed my reply, i ask if there was a way for you to maintain your speed by using weights while swimming
>>737739408
Lenalee Lee
>>737739661
Hi
>>737739413
you are too sweet!
i am actually poking fun at a waifu poster (shinoa i think) whose phone autocorrected and put rhino last night :3
>>737739769
>long hair
mmmmhmmmmmmm
she is really cute too
>>737739244
idk any of these names sorry I'm retarded
>>737739413
did you buy any??
>>737739919
She's from a shounen anime and she wasn't just a whiny useless background girl. Those seem to be a rarity
>>737739769
Hi
>>737739791
Hi
>>737739944
Hi
Ben is tomoyo
>>737739978
oh like Sakura from Naruto
Orihime from Bleach... yeah it does sound like a rarity. At least Nami from One Piece is awesome
>>737740159
I haven't watched any of those 3 anime, so I don't really know who those are
They made her a whiny, clingy and useless side girl in the reboot series though, which really turned me off
>>737739661
Aw why is that any thing going wrong?
>>737739731
I think I did miss sorry
Well I don@t need to maintain anything I need to Improve my time by 4 mins at least
>>737739791
Hahaha that is funny, I have had so many auto correct fails you would have a lot of jokes to make at my expense
>>737739944
Yes I bought one and it is quite tasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0SW9J9Iw-8
>>737740146
Hi
>>737740632
Hi
Idk
>>737740245
what? you never watched one piece?? best out of the 3 imo.
>>737740632
how can you improve your time?
>>737740702
Hi
>>737740733
Too long and too normie
https://youtu.be/lxZpEFJhO6k
>>737740820
idiot spic.
>>737740754
its really good, even the fillers are watchable the FILLERS!
>>737740702
Do you want a snug?
>>737740733
I would just have to thrash about in a pool a lot but I don't think I am going to be able to do that
>>737740638
really odd mix
kinda sad tone and chill atmosphere in the music
but the text is about typical gangster stuff, doesn't really fit
>>737740131
I thought you were Ben, and when I said "make tomoyo happy and claim", I meant make the actual waifu tomoyo happy and claim her, bc I thought you were Ben.
>>737740632
Ah, looks like you snagged a good deal then :) what kind of cake was it?
>>737740997
>>737740754
Hi
>>737740777
Hi
Nice numbers by the way
>>737741077
Hi
No thank
>>737741286
Hi
Ohhhhh
I miss when Ben used to claim a muffin :(
>>737741444
Hi
You too
I can claim a muffin if you want me to -_-
>>737741030
I don't like filler episodes. And anything with that many episodes has a lot of fillers
>>737741444
Hi
>>737741535
Hi
Ok
Do it then muffin :o
>>737741549
Hi
>>737741286
Just a simple sweet bread, it is so nice
>>737741444
Nice trips again
well ok Just you should try and think of a way to be a bit more happy
>>737741818
Hi
Not ok
Ok :o
Claim
>>737741077
isn't that reckless? you could cramp up and stuff, right?
>>737741549
One Piece has the less amount of fillers!
The manga is huge and still ongoing. They never miss a deadline. Anyway how are you today?
>>737741967
Alive
>>737742010
numb huh?
>>737742078
If you want to put it that way, sure
>>737742123
ah, how would you put it?
>>737742167
Dunno
>>737742203
try doing something you enjoy. when i'm sad i ate a slice of cake, i eat it slowly and savior every bite and I feel a better afterwords
>>737742386
I don't have cake. And I'm too fat for that
>>737742203
>>737742010
>>737742123
die attention seeker
>>737741851
Hi
Thank again
I will try to
>>737741863
Hi
>>737741951
Hi
Ok
That's not a muffin -_-
>>737742442
I'm a little overweight myself... but if you eat slowly and savor your food you won't want to eat that same thing for a long time. What do you enjoy doing?
>>737742601
Not sure. I sometimes enjoy playing new games for a while, but that drops off quickly
>>737741967
less reckless than using waits
>>737742532
Hi
It's an english muffin -_-
>>737742693
tell me something do you finish those new games or do you drop them quickly?
>>737742703
fair enough, you have a point, but i would use weights anyway. light weights like 1 or 2 pounds, I don't want to drown...
>>737742882
Drop them quickly
>>737742882
2kg wait are minimum for swimming drag
>>737742944
i was hoping you wouldn't say that. i guess you really are unhappy
>>737741444
True claim right there, a muffin. Why don't you claim anything?
>>737741951
ben is that you? you didn't say hi to me so idk :(
>>737741851
Ah, I see.
Any plans for the night?
>>737742583
Hi
>>737742780
Hi
Its you? :o
>>737743080
So you do wear weights when you go swimming?
>>737743153
Hi
I don't have anything to claim
>>737743112
I just get bored of them. Then I find something to fill the time instead of playing them
>>737743155
Hi
i'm back, hi everyone
Shower time
>>737743239
exactly! getting bored of them is a sign of unhappiness!
>>737743239
Hi
>>737743385
Hi queer
>>737743153
Yes
Sorry :(
>>737743155
Hi
Who :o
>>737743517
Is it?
>>737743518
Hi
>>737743544
yes because you don't find enjoyment in the things you do
>>737743540
Hi
U :o
>>737743544
Hi
>>737743518
hi
>>737741367
?
/waifu/ space program when?
>>737743813
Hi
Yes :o
>>737743731
I guess. I don't really think of things that way
>>737743813
Hi
>>737743222
>two pairs of trips in a row
literally nothing to claim but you're getting solid trips claims left and right. it's such a shame :/
You used to say "Hi juisexual" in each reply to me, right? Why not do that so I don't mix you up?
>>737743540
It's okay; I just don't know if it's you if you don't claim; I don't wanna get mixed up like earlier :o
Eat dinner yet?
>>737741197
I like it, sounds dope
>>737743153
No I don't have any where to go out to
>>737743173
I am a scuba diver and we use them in conjunction with a bcd to help me ascend and descend quickly
>>737743385
HI!
>>737744040
Owwwwww cool
>>737744056
do you have anything you enjoy?
expect alice
>>737744122
that's just dangerous. ever got attacked by a sea monster?
>>737736689
This thread is GAAAAAAAAAAY weirdos
>>737743960
Hi
Bad numbers by the way
>>737744040
Hi
Owo
>>737744056
Hi
>>737744062
Hi
Im having good numbers today :o
I like to mix my autism up every so often uwu
>>737744258
Like I said before, not that I've really found. I just do things to kill time
>>737744265
Hi
>>737744313
why kill time? why not enjoy it? why are you rushing through it?
>>737744122
hi yuno, how is the day going
>>737744265
hey how are you everything alright?
>>737744258
No but I have seen some cool stuff
>>737744573
Because I have nothing else to do
>>737744600
like turtles?
>>737744622
you're like someone i know who has depression, marking time and waiting for death. please don't live that way, i'm so worried about you now
>>737744313
Hi
>>737744594
Hi
Not really but that's okay
How are u
>>737736757
I'm asking lol
>>737744892
I wouldn't worry about me
>>737744959
Hi
>>737744122
i used to scuba dive like 5 years ago, cool stuff!
>>737744959
i couldn't sleep very well but nothing to worry about
>>737744782
autism
>>737745012
nah too late you're a nice person and this shouldn't happen to you
>>737744062
:o
No
>>737744265
Hi
Uwu
>>737745012
Hi
>>737745188
Hi
That sounds not ok
>>737745426
Hi
Nigger -_-
>>737745204
You have no idea
>>737744892
ME TO!
Haven't seen one tho
>>737744977
Koume cute
>>737745188
Where did you dive?
>>737745503
Hi
What -_-
>>737744122
Ah. So just staying at home then?
>>737744265
:( I don't like it when I mix you up
say "Hi juisexual" like you used to please
>>737744977
First did squats; my partner was surprised that I wasn't messing up my form; he said I did good. After squats I already felt the burn in my legs. Next few workouts went alright, then we did lunges with kettle bells. After a few sets my legs gave out and my partner grabbed me to keep me from falling. His arms were covered in sweat but I still held on. The entire leg day was pretty good, but I couldn't deadlift because my legs wouldn't let me get the form correctly; a torrential downpour started on the way home and I felt like I'd get in an accident. Now, I have to keep my left leg locked or else it gives out when I walk, and I have trouble going up/down the stairs, moreso down.
All in all it was a good day, Wednesday is the next workout day. I won't be a faggot and repeatedly mention my gym days; just the first three because they'll be the first times I workout parts of my body.
>>737745426
You should eat dinner before it gets too late :o
>>737745551
failure
bye alice!!
>>737745662
turtles scare me because they bite and stuff. g2g bye yuno!
>>737745686
Hi
I hate them -_-
>>737745781
Hi juisexual
Ok
Turn on CNN
>>737746143
Today is a good day for a good day :)
>>737736689
>>737745503
dont worry just the fucking anxiety ataccks, used to it
>>737745662
yucatan, mexico.
>>737746487
I wish you slipped in the shower and busted your head open
>>737746694
I wish you had a better waifu
>>737746143
This cannot continue.
>>737746694
that was friendly
Will she probably kill me in my sleep?
>>737745781
Yes just like normal
>>737746143
No it is bad
>>737746509
That it? you never tried the med?
>>737746509
Hi
Oh :v
>>737746841
>>737747221
>>737747221
i tried but, cut them off, they induce nausea and headaches on me.
>>737747570
go back to failbook
>>737745781
I think 10pm is late :o
>>737746139
Hi
-_-
>>737746139
What've you been up to lately?
>>737747221
That's nice too. I can't imagine myself going out anywhere, today OR tomorrow.
>>737748239
Isn't it around that time now for you??
>>737747981
Hi
Cut me
>>737748239
Hi
:o
I hate you ironically
>>737748372
Hi juisexual
You've asked me 5 times since yesterday ;-;
Getting back to normal neet life, should probably start trying to find a job soon
>>737746830
FUCK YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS HOMOSEXUAL PIECE IS SHIT, YOU ARE NOTHING AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHOULD JUST END ALL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>737746852
FUCK OFF YOU SYMPATHIZER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>737748630
I ask you so much because I need more than "Hi" to start a conversation -_-
I've been on the job hunt since May 9th, no luck so far. Where are you looking to apply to?
>>737748372
It's 10:22 pm
>>737748630
Hi
o:
Stop talking to me then
>>737747806
so many memes came from that one episode
>>737746996
she would kill you, your child, and your dog
>>737748779
Why do you hate homos so much? :o
>>737748878
Hi
Ok ;-;
Idk anywhere that'll take me really
>>737748945
Hi
_-_
I said ironically ;-;
I just remembered, today is the 1st anniversary of the day my dog died, I'm gonna go visit his grave.
>>737748630
you dont induce naucea and headaches on me ;_;
>>737748779
i like your assholeness. 9/10
>>737746143
What's on CNN
>>737749191
they're all needy and want attention. Histrionic Personally Disorder much?
>>737749358
please don't use swear words. I'm a butthole for being honest?
>>737747806
memes memes all around
>>737747981
wait what?I meant the Mediterranean
>>737748372
At least you go out I don't do that much any more
>>737749358
Hi
I thought I would ;-;
>>737749602
Hi
I want attention and I'm needy ;-;
>>737748945
;-; are you not gonna eat dinner for the night?
>>737749191
I'm starting to have that same mindset; just no fast food jobs. I made that mistake once.
>>737749625
I don't do that much either; going to work out today was the first time I left the house in 6 days.
BLOOD TYPE: Blue
ID Confirmed
My waifu!
>>737749767
Hi
What's wrong with fast food jobs?
>>737749688
just give yourself attention you some stupid fuck
>>737749688
are you clingy too and cute?
>>737749980
I can't :(
>>737750117
Yes and no uwu
>>737749957
They are okay if your a nigger.
>>737750376
You can just treat yourself to a nice homemade meal.
>>737750376
who are you?
>>737749625
i thought about the axiety meds. ;_;
no i never tried then
>>737749957
bottom of the barrel pay, shit working conditions, having to deal with absolutely horrid customers all day unless you get lucky and end up assembling food or cooking it, in which case acne becomes a real bitch.
people are also generally disrespectful to you as well.
>>737750666
HAIL LORD SATAN
>>737750489
Hi
I'm a whitey :o
>>737750512
Hi
I really can't though
>>737750628
Hi
You first
>>737750666
Hi
Sounds great
Nice numbers by the way
>>737746841
It must
>>737750903
Yes you can. Just quit being homosexual.
>>737750963
no
>>737750903
Real whitey or spic whitey?
>>737750963
But I like being homosexual ;-;
>>737751225
Real white whitey
>>737750652
>pat pat
Aw do you have axiety, never had it myself
aw dat a shame it is lovely over here
>>737751323
Good :o
>>737749191
Hi
¬_¬
Why -_-
>>737749767
I don't want to get up to get any
>>737750903
-_-
>>737751113
Butting in again huh? Fucking homo.
>>737751323
You like it so much you're willing to go to Hell over it?
>>737744594
Ow I missed this sorry
>>737746133
bye bye
>>737749767
Ah I know that feeling, this is why I have to have a job a work cos other wise I would stay in all the time
>>737751536
It is :o
>>737751630
Hi
Because you're black :o
>>737751696
:o
>>737751722
Yes uwu
>>737751926
Hi
I'm not -_-
>>737751891
Its like she's holding her pussy to keep herself from cumming after she murdered someone.
>>737751442
i do, i have really heavy attacks in regular basis, it sucks.
>>737751722
why do you want me to stop being a homo, i like being a homo. u homo
>>737752109
Hi
Prove it :o
>>737752555
Hi
I'll send you a pic of me if you want
Nice numbers by the way
>>737751926
Yui?
>>737752675
Hi
Please don't
Thanks
>>737752705
No
>>737750867
thank
>>737750903
thank.
and it was a terrible job to have; answering phones or sweeping floors pays more and it isn't as stressful
>>737751891
working at home would be every /waifu/ posters dream, but things aren't always that simple.
>>737752805
Hi
How can i prove it then -_-
You're not welcome
>>737752282
wew lewd
>>737752358
Aw is it something you got from you DNA or are you just an anxious person normally
>>737752963
Yeh that is true it makes me sad that tomo in't here 24/7 cos he got work out side the house
>>737752805
Galko?
Vegemite is tasty
>>737752963
Hi
How many jobs have you had?
>>737753005
Hi
You can't :o
I am though
>>737753291
No
>>737753767
Hi
-_-
You're not though
>>737753262
i have it since i'm a child, but the depression, and stress made it like 100 times worst.
>>737745662
Psycho killer cute cute see.
>>737745781
Solid work out for a fist day. Great job! Definitely a good work out
>>737751630
looks like I missed this, sorry :(
I have days like that too, although wouldn't you get up if you're hungry enough?
>>737753262
A lot of people here do, it seems. Surely it can't be too bad, though.
>>737753767
Just the one at fast food; I did have an internship at a tax service place called H&R Block, though.
>>737754035
I think it'll be just fine.
What did your day consist of, so far?
Quite possibly the most Aussie birb ever.
https://youtu.be/M1c_jh1dNYQ
Why are we still here?
>>737753767
reeee
I give up
>>737754035
I see another super cute killer :P
Hi Koume
>>737754320
Eh I am working 60+ hours a week atm
post cutes
>>737754842
Claimed
>>737754534
For the honor of our waifus!
>>737754534
why? no idea.
>>737754320
I don't know if there's food i can get and i never want to get up
>>737754320
Pretty much what we planned. no random food poisoning. so that was plus. Woke up feeling great.
>>737754653
How are you tonight.
>Winter wear?
>>737754842
cutes
>>737754534
Just to suffer?
>>737755428
I'm beginning to think so.
>>737754320
Hi
Ok :o
>>737754615
Ok
>>737753886
Hi
Ur a Mean
>>737753262
Don't you just want to watch her murder a guy in front of you to prove her love for you?
>>737755585
Hi
No u
>>737754534
Because we aren't teenagers whose lack of companionship was the result of a maybe longer than normal summer break and adolescence and thus solvable by a semi-permanent group of acquaintances?
>>737755585
-_-
>>737755383
pretty meh
>>737755746
hey
They're making a second live-action Dragonball film.
Someone kill me.
>>737756151
Ill kill you if the Death Note or Jojo Part 4 bomb.
>>737755732
Hi
Ok
>>737756020
Who are you
>>737756151
Where did you hear this from?
>>737756403
Hi
Not ok
>>737754653
How is that spread out? like how many hours a day, how many days a week?
>>737754842
>pic related
>>737755357
you have to get up, I command it
>>737755383
>another sweater+button-up, this time with a critically effective tie
Good day for you, it seems.
Looks like your plans for the night are set, then.
>>737755585
Well, whatever it is, I suppose anything would work. Is there anything in particular you want to do?
>>737756151
Look on the bright side: it isn't a live-action Re:Zero Rem side-story adaptation :o
>>737755886
hi
>>737756142
ho
>>737756362
But I wouldn't hire a criminal
>>737756776
Been to school I hope
>>737756829
Ok, i will
>>737757189
Hi
>>737757189
No
>>737756403
Hi
You first
>>737757189
Thats the chance you take holmes.
>>737756403
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>737756776
Hi
K
>>737756829
Hi
Nothing really
>>737757762
Hi
You first
>>737757824
Ok
This place is dead.
>>737757781
Well I could always send you back to prison, I mean Stralia
>>737757281
Sigh go
>>737758225
you're not helping
>>737758225
ikaros came back i'm scared
>>737756829
10 hours a day 6 days a week
>>737757189
Ich war dein tag
I have an interview on Wednesday
>>737758265
I never do.
>>737758326
Don't be. Next question.
>>737758010
Hi
No k
>>737758263
You
>>737758478
where
>>737758678
Best Buy
>>737758523
why do people like her have to exist?
>>737758263
Im already here though.
>>737758225
Makos being a weeb again.
>>737758765
Because reasons.
>>737758802
What now?
>>737758010
Hi
No :(
>>737758589
Hi
Why no k?
>>737758225
Are you dead
>>737758845
Hi
Yes :)
>>737758838
is it because god is testing us?
>>737758758
Ruri told me to call you a fag
>>737758846
Kinda wish I was?
>>737758932
If god exists, he likely has better things to waste his time on.
>>737758478
congrats :)
>>737758456
>I was your day
Kek are we that close
I think you were looking for "Wie"
Ganz okay, habe 9 Stunden an der Uni an einer Ãœbung verbracht, aber immerhin funktioniert sie jetzt.
Und was läuft bei dir so?
>>737758802
Must be horrible
Tsuruya is best girl!
>>737758988
Is it because I passed out drunk on them after they stopped talking?
K.
>>737758846
Hi
Why not
>>737759101
I took like 20 minutes, how quickly can you possibly get wasted?
>>737758998
like what?
>1 out of 7 people are like ika
that means one billion people are ika
>>737757281
Eat something too :o
>>737758010
Then I guess anything would work. Besides fast food. Can't stress that enough.
Why not see if a business needs receptionists or something?
>>737758456
That's what I was thinking. Is the pay well, being a 60 hour work week?
>>737758478
Good luck, my dude. Hope everything goes well for you
>>737759149
I can drink 6 beers in about 10 minutes, dude. And I didn't eat anything that day either. If it makes you feel better I woke up feeling like death and couldn't eat or drink anything for the entire next day without vomiting.
>>737758998
Why
>>737759148
Hi
Because Ok
>>737759188
Hi
I'm bad at talking to people :(
>>737758838
He got a Rem outfit.
>>737759060
Not really. We have a functioning medical system after all.
>>737759333
>more trips
receptionists basically re-route calls to other people; like if you're a receptionist for a business and someone calls asking for the HR department, your job is to re-route their call to the HR department of that business. It isn't like customer service.
>>737759447
hello rory - I checked out some of GATE after it finished downloading - it looks really good
Well, gotta go. I'll talk to all later tonight.
>>737759159
Shit happens
>>737759333
Mm, probably because I'm sitting here shitposting now instead of confronting something.
>>737759447
He got more than that... You say that like he hasn't had encouragement
>>737759500
i think alice is one of them too, well i'm going to take a long shower and fap and get ready for the alice thread in a half hour, see ya
>>737759500
Oh. Right. Did he end up going as Rem then?
>>737759487
It gets real preachy with Japanese morals and makes the other countries look like twats later on.
>>737759447
Oh I thought you were pretty US/Britain orientated in case of social retardnedness
Well you do need it tho
>>737759188
I did :o
>>737759333
Hi
Bad numbers by the way
>>737759699
Kind of? You'll probably hear about it.
>>737759592
It's usually a bad idea to go around accusing people of that, buddy.
>>737759699
Ah. There's plenty I could say to rebut that, but it's not worth it.
I just saw the JSDF shooting shit up like some Bond movie along with magic users and it looked pretty good.
>>737759800
Good. Doesn't that feel so much better?
>>737759887
I didn't really get much and i'm still hungry
>>737759487
Hi
I'm still having nice numbers uwu
Ok
>>737759800
Hi
Good numbers by the way
>>737759810
Probably.
>>737759887
No, the manga artist is extreme right wing Japanese. He makes Japan look like nothing but the best guys evar.
>>737759757
I do, yes. And we dont really let immigrants or asylum seekers in unless we stick them on an island for a while to break them.
>>737760075
-_-
Claim!
>>737760147
Hi
Thanks
>>737760410
What
>>737760437
what a qt ^~^
>>737755193
>>737756829
best cutes <3