Well b . I'm fucked. > Be me >Lose job > GF leaves

>>737733323
Sometimes i feel bad for my situation, like no owned home... then i read this and i feel like i'm privileged.

Or maybe you are just some lazy careless faggot and you reap what you saw

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>>737733522
No it's all true. .. unfortunately.. so yeah this was my door Friday

>>737733323
rob some place, if you get caugh, u go to jail, else keep robbing, ull have food in jail

>>737733323
>>737733671

You know, this is not always your fault, sometimes it's the system, so yes go rob, something big like jewels or lots of cash, if you are being chased first make a plan, hide the cash somewhere then do jail time and when you come out get the cash and vive la vida!

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>>737733699
If I did it would be to an hero by cop

And this was one of my last check stubs

>>737733833
You know maybe if I had a gun and a car but as it is now j would have to hoof it.. so not good not to mention there are only like 10 businesses in this town

>>737733843
Honestly fuck the US Gov.
They practically steal from you, poison you with food and opress you like if there was no tomorrow.

I'm really really sorry for ameribros.

>>737733945
Well that we can agree on

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Shut the fuck up pussy, I WALK 2 hours every day to unload fire works for 12 hours and then walk home. The only thing stopping you is that you are weak willed

Feel your pain man. In the exact same boat a.t.m. Have even thought of putting up a go-fund-me, to get out of this hole. But I'm just a pleb staying in South Africa

>>737734080
Ho Lee Fook lmao.
Is that actually a brand

>>737733843
>>737733671
>>737733323

Come on.
There's a Mc do or BK in your area? You must avoid being evicted, therefore you need to show goodwill to the landlord therefore you have to grab the first job you can, even the shittiest. Then you'll have time to run after the last check your last boss still owes you etc. FFS don't stay there. Do something. Start. Get up. Go.

>>737733843
Why cant you get your last check?

>>737734080
I was walking an hour to work just a month ago. It's not that I'm lazy it's that there is no jobs for ten miles in any direction. Trust me I've looked. I live in a very small town

>>737733323
there is always the option of sucking dick for cash

>>737733323
i vote crime spree

whats the plan, my man?

>>737734282
Yeah, can your mom put in a good word for me?

>>737734196
No . Here I'll list the businesses withing ten miles
>3 convince. Stores
One grocery store
One dollar general

That's it
>>737734216
He sent the check to my old address and now he won't resend it ..told me to fuck off and ask the person who lives at the old address ..and I did.. but that guy trashed it because he didn't know who I was

>>737733323
fuck.
I'm sorry dude, wish i could help.

Have yo gotten on EBT, medicare?

Also, any way to explain to your boss how fucked you are and get that check? Why did you get fired.

Mcdonalds not a bad choice if in walking distance for now.

Why are you living in a small town so far from fam and friends that you can't even get a couch to crash on?

Gandparents? Anyone in the whole world you can ask for help?

>>737734282
Not in this town..

>>737734400
Well i can ask her but i think your father would be more suited to help you since he must have sucked a lot of dick to squirt such a faggot out of his balls

Where you at /b/ro?
We'll come help you.
Not your personal army, but your brothers in arms.

>>737734478

well then run away from that hole and find a place where there are things to do. Can't you?

>>737734225
have you ever thought of taking a bus and getting out and moving toward a bigger town, or doing odd jobs and begging for the job from someone.
>>737734478
haha sounds like my town dollar general, and family dollar.

>>737733323
Grab what's important and hitchhike to family. Sell your car for scrap to get food money. Nothing to lose, right?

>>737734485
Thanks bro
>>737734487
I move here with my ex because her sister lived here . The job I got was as an electrician with the only electal company in town
Her sister moved a town over so it was just us here and j was doing well at my job
I got fired because I wouldn't take my bosses shit anymore. He was making us shoe up at 630 to start work but we didn't start getting paid until we got to the job and when one of his friends quit he became insufferable. I mean it got really bad ..all three of us wuit in a week and he blames me
As for family? Dad died at 16 mom went insane and into a home grandparents are all dead . Only one left is my brother and he is a junkie I haven't seen or heard from I over a decade

>>737733323
1) Contact Department of Labor regarding your lost check. Your boss will have to pay a fine, and still give you your check. 2) Contact local law school and get in touch with the free legal clinic. Ask for civil trial advocacy. They will give you free legal representation against your boss and the company which will then pay you more than the last check. (go for settlement, it is easier. court is rarely worth it.) 3) Try being up front with your landlord and stop skulking like a loser. 4) Take control of your life and win faggot.

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This is what you need to do

>With your last few dollars, buy a fuck ton of guns, things to make explosives
>Rent some shitty car, the cheaper and shittier, the better.
>Get all your supplies together
>Drive to the nearest big city/ where most people are. (If you can get to NY or some place where lots of people are, the better.
>Enter a bar/ night club/ building with lots of people and 1-3 exits
>Barricade all of the emergency exits from the outside
>Plant explosives inside, set timer/ light fuse
>run
>like
>hell
>possible get to rooftop and admire your handy work
>ayy good job
>plant remaining bomb, make sure to have some sort of deadman switch
>hold your fucking self hostage, act mentaly insane
>walk close to them, start running
>kill as many as possible, or bonus points if they are still alive but clinging to life where they are disabled for the rest of their life

>welcome to hell brother

>>737734185
Yeah loudest brand there is for your money, they sell quick as fuck though so don't get your hopes up bout getting any less you order em

>>737734735
It's a twenty mile walk to a bus stop ..and busses take money lol
>>737734808
Again I have no family
>>737734979
I have done this and I'm waiting but it could take months . I will be on. The street by then

>>737734478
Where did you work? There must be a corporate office or HR that you can talk to and get it. And or call the wage and hour divison and tell them you havent been paid for time you worked. Where is your closest workforce center?

>>737733323
>Plus no gun

Most successful bank robberies happen with no gun actually being involved. You just have to feint.

>>737733671
You can't fight the eviction. I lived at an apartment for 6 months before I was forced to move out.

>>737735099
It was a small electrical company .. like five or less people he is owners wife lol closest workforce is 19 miles

>>737735101
Yeah but most bank robbers don't escape on foot in a town of 1200

Pack a bag.
Take the next bus to nearest town.
Find shelter/bed for the night for homeless people.
Work under the table. Like dishpit in a restaurant or something. construction.. anyting. You're in a big city now. Remake yourslef.
It's big it's scary but you need to get your head out of your ass stop being a lazy cunt.

>>737735090
Contact office of unemployment to get checks while you wait for DOL and the legal clinic to put the fear of god in a stupid bully. Sorry, I wasn't going to enter this thread, but withholding checks is a middle school bully move and really pisses me off.Did your boss ever do anything constituting gross negligence? I think you should get a free lawyer and make his life hell. What town are you in?

>>737733323

Sell shit ASAP, find someone who has under the table work, or better yet my classy business idea that made me tons of jewgold off of goys last summer:

>go to grocery store
>buy cheap 24 case of water bottles
>get cooler with ice
>set up shop near a busy intersection on a warm/hot day
>sell bottles for $1 a pop
>yfw you only paid $4.25 for the whole case
>instant $20 profit.

go do volunteer work with a religious or civic organization that will give you a cot and meals or help you get some.
learn how not to retard so hard

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>>737733522
You should name your dead-eyed, temporarily embarrassed millionaire spawn "Barry".

Don't landlord have to give you thirty days to vacate even with eviction?

>>737735304
oh and obviously this
<tfw u a gibsmedat hero anon

>>737735489
>tfw cant type

>>737735014
Faggot. Dude has three slices of bologna. If he had funds for guns and explosives he could probably fix his car or pay rent. A "fuckton" of guns cost more than that unless you want to buy a bunch of hipoints. I wouldn't trust my own suicide to a hipoint. Your suggestion is unoriginal, uncreative, and unhelpful.

OP. Is there a church nearby?

>>737735583
fuck off normie let him go down in history

>>737735304
>>737735090
well what this guy said go to a des office or what ever you have and explain your situation of your about to be homeless

>>737735304
Yeah it's bs
>>737735435
I wish it's like five days at most

>>737735101
Here is what you do.

Slip the teller a note saying "I'm robbing you, give me everything unmarked that you can. I will leave you half at x location. When asked, say the note said I was wearing a bomb vest. If you agree, slide the note back with a yes, otherwise give it back with a no and I will leave"

You'll get someone greedy enough for it to work, guaranteed, and if you wear a cap and glasses and look normal nobody will be able to ID you.

>>737733323
do you have a paypal acc? Post it and beg for cash. Weirder shit happened here than a rich faggot giving you money

>>737735721
This might work.

>>737735014
Oh wow cool movie brah

>>737735721
If it still active I think it's
[email protected] but haven't used it in years

>>737733323
maybe go back to mexico

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>>737734939
Holy shit op idk your life seems so shitty im gonna screencap this to tell myself that mine is not that bad srlsy op I feel bad for you I hope it's gonna be better and also cuz we are on b/ im gonna say kys and your a fag

>>737733323
You can always take your ama and go right fucking back to le-ddit where they might buy your bullshit.

Why does it get worse every summer?

>>737735850
fucking check if it is active ffs. Im not gonna send you cash if it is inactive

Im gonna give op 10 bucks. If some people chip in he can at least get something to eat

>>737735899
Good idea
>>737735911
Checking now

This dude can't even check if his paypal is active to receive free handouts, disregard.

>>737735014
pretty sure this is how Satan find a recruit.

>>737735715
holy shit dude, this sounds like it came from someone with experience.

>>737735721
i agree use the fucking internet dude, are there like go fund me pages or some bs like that, fuck 4chan might actually do some good this one time

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go and steal a car..... sell it , if you get caught. you go to prison get better education in there , get better job in a few years and as a bonus
you make new friends :) you will be in minimum security so its all good, if you dont get caught then its happy days

>>737735683
He has no means of getting a gun. Have you ever tried shooting someone without a gun? It doesn't work very well. That's why sandniggers steal trucks and drive them into crowds.

Does it smell like summer in here?

>>737735911
Yeah it's active

Give your GF a call , she might help a bit .

>>737736188
do anything and everything to survive dude except the retarded ideas of killing and robbing a bank ignore those cunts, but seriously dude this is go time

Sell some stuff, rent a car, drive it for uber until you can afford to get your car fixed

>>737736262
man i was going to say if the gf was in to giving me a bj or some panties, nudes i can pay top dollar to help OP out of this i need some leverage

Threads like these make me realize how shitty some people have it compared to others. I've been living on my own for the past 3 years, I went through some times where money was really tight but so far i've made it.

The difference is I always know in the back of my mind if everything fails I can always go back to my parents place and they will welcome me in with open arms until I can get back on my feet and try again.

It must be scary to not have this.

>>737733323
>Vote Trump
>????
>Profit

drink bleach
rape land lady

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>>737733323

Small town? With forests and summer?

Can't you camp outside until you find a new shitty job that gets you on your feet before finding a "real" job?

Or if there's places for homeless people, can't you use them?

I suppose any communication could be handled from library computers too?

>>737736254
>[email protected]
done you are welcome. Sent you 10 dorrars. Maybe some other anon wants to chip in so op can get a bus ticket? I see it this way were are here for our /b/rothers.

>>737736344
He's in a super small town. That's going to seriously limit the money he can make driving for Uber. He'll have to make 50+ per day to cover expenses, not to mention there may not be a rental agency nearby. Go back to the city and get nigger cancer from a hobo.

>>737736108
Had to reset my password ..it's been a while since j used it
>>737736188
I don't think go fund me works unless you can spread it word around
>>737736208
Yeah I'm not a fan of jail
>>737736262
I doubt it .. she left because j didn't have a job.. I kinda fucked up trusting her
>>737736268
You are telling me .. just looking for some creative ideas . I was gonna sell my tools as they are really the only thing of value I have but that also means I won't be able to get another job I. My field.. which kinda suck

>>737734478

Do you live in rural Illinois?

>>737733671
make arangments you retard and go find a job

>>737733323
Couldn't find a job in two months?

>>737735233
>he is owners wife
Fucking americans

>>737733323
also get money from your jew boss take him to court and get even more you fucking fag

wait op your a fucking electrician, why dont we get you to a power plant so then you can get bigger pay or get into a newer company.

>>737736892
>t. ISIS

>>737734554
Move then, faggot.

>>737733323
One option call up swift transpotation and sign up for cdl school rightnow they will house you and feed you during said period of time and you will have a job afterward. ..also doubles as somewhere tonlive and gives you a career to use.

>>737736586
Thanks bro I read appreciate it ..
>>737736632
Imaybe if j can rent a uhaul I could stay I. It for a day or two.. only nine miles to closest uhaul lol
>>737736683
Texas ..so it's worse
>>737736729
And what kind of arrangemens should I make?
>>737736785
It's only been a month the ..July fist marks the beginning g of the second month the. And no this town sucks for jobs. If j had a vehicle it would be better but alas I don't
>>737736892
Because I live j. The middle of nowhere with no car.. trust me j would if. Could . But literally the closes town to me of any size is 19 miles

Here just so everyone know I live in stockdale Texas . Just look up it's placement

>>737733671
Where the fuck do you live that your rent is that high? My three bed two bath house is 800 a month and I got an acre

>>737733323
Where you live?
if amifag, join the army?

>>737733323
report your boss to police for witholding pay. they have to pay you unless you took vacation or earned bonuses that may be removed if you quit/get fired within so long. stay until cops come with eviction notice. make sure landlord cannot bar you out while you pawn w/e of value u can. landlord cannot physicaly remove you, so if she hires muscle to do so, file assault and get a free place to live. also worst comes to worstx comes to worst, comit a minor crime and go to jail.

>>737733323
I wish I was in your situation, I have a big house, a family, a very good job, but sometimes I wish I was just stripped down of everything and hiding in a closet naked, it would actually give me a challenge in my boring world.

>>737733323
You and everyone who pities you is fucking garbage
You walk around all day but there is no mind. You are a zombie.
You have a brains and are capable of anything. As far as you know it, your existence as a human is the Apex of evolution currently. You could do anything you want. Drop everything and run away. Work your ass off for money. Steal or Rob money. Your possibilities are endless but you do nothing but cry online about how you will lose everything. Well maybe you deserve to lose everything if you do nothing to protect it.

If you decide to kill yourself make sure to burn down your old workplace, or even better your bosses house first

>>737737081
Holy shit dude move to a dallas suburb. Rent is cheap in ellis county compared to shit. You have to live with niggers and spics but you only run into them in town if you live in the white neighborhood

>>737737096
It's an old oil town so rent hasnt come down yet and really it's not bad .. have a one bedroom with loft with interwebs and cable for 850 a month but they charge insane fees if late

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A dismal task for man, you see:
To live a life of mediocrity.
Some are forced and others stumble.
It keeps us down and out and humble.

But things don't always go that way.
Things can change, or so they say.
And so it could, for you this day.
A man, of course, can earn his stay.

>>737737182
Sell your house quit your job and kick your wifes ass ti the curb anon.

>>737737081
>And what kind of arrangemens should I make

it says make arrangements on that paper, tell them you will pay later meanwile get you paycheck from your kike boss or ask him to give you your job back or borrow some money. If can't fix your car and drive the fuck away from that shithole town to a bigger place.

>>737737354
I can't do it voluntarily, it is the same as taking my own life, I can not do it to myself. However I do need to take some risks to improve my situation even more, just trying to figure out exactly what.

>>737735435

No, its 3 day, pay or quit, and then the landlord can file a lawsuit through the court and have you evicted, this whole process can take 6 months or more. Provided the landlord hires an attorney and OP makes all court appearances, and he hires an attorney to contest the eviction.

>>737737081
move too dallas or garland man get the fuck outta there even if you have to hitch hike or a bus. I might chip into the pay pal if i have enough money

>>737737457
Sell car. Get busticket to bigger town. Sleep at homeless shelter get new job.
As an electrician it shouldnt be to hard

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Look online for sofa surfing places that you can crash for free - you will almost certainly need to leave your small town and go to the nearest big city. Pawn everything you can't carry with you for the cash to keep you alive. Then start looking for work in this new city, bigger cities means more opportunities for work. You'll struggle for a little while without an address, but once the paychecks start coming in you can work everything out.

You have literally nothing to lose, but don't An Hero just yet - life has dealt you a rough hand here, and its up to you how you play it. But don't go down without swinging at this with every resource you have.

>>737737564
gave him a bit money to get food or a bus ticket.

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>>737733671
>3month
>$1575

LMAO bro ur doing life wrong, from homelessness i started a great career tiling and afford a 1450$ rent alone, then bills, car, PARTYING

I quit by choice to fight in the ufc, but my man, stop beong such a bitch and saying ur options are limited, life is limitless. If u want it bad enough, you'll get

U sound lazy, coming from personal experience

>>737737137
Can't .. to old
>>737737173
It has to be taken care of by workworck . I've already filed the paperwork but could be months. And I am waiting until cops come to evict unless I can find a way to save my meager stuff
>>737737182
Hey everyone had their burdens. I'm glad there are people doing well
>>737737226
So stealing someone stuff is ok but talking about your problems is bad?
>>737737238
I've thought about it .. I planned on. Firebomb
>>737737492
I would but I doubt I could get to the court case or afford an attorney

Who'd you vote for in the presidential election?

>>737737830
Why does that matter you racist, xenophobic sexist?

>>737737137
This, unless your too out of shape, but even then if the recruitment center is desperate enough they will still accept you, worse case you get free a free ride, roof over your head and some food when you get sent off for your full physical.

>>737737564

Fuck, San Antonio is only 40 miles from this faggot.

Here, I found you a job, no experience necessary:

https://careers.txdot.gov/psc/pshcma1/EMPLOYEE/HRMS/c/HRS_HRAM.HRS_APP_SCHJOB.GBL?Page=HRS_APP_JBPST&Action=U&FOCUS=Applicant&SiteId=1&JobOpeningId=107810&PostingSeq=1&

grab a gun from a gunshop firing range, kill everyone. boom, free guns.

>>737735014
>>737735014
>last few dollars
>fuck ton of guns
Confirmed for no guns having faggot

>>737733671
Worst comes to worst go live in your car get some tinted windows and see if you can survive if not I understand if you hero

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>>737733843
why no federal tax withholding? wtf also your previous post said eviction notice 6/17. which was saturday 2 weeks ago.
>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737737564
If I go to Dallas I might as well just go to Oklahoma City or Houston at least I know my way around there
>>737737573
Again . No car. If I had one j would be ok because you are right it's not a problem for me to find work ..my problem is getting g to work at
>>737737691
Man again the problem isn't I'm lazy or do t know how to make money it's that I'm stuck in this fucking town
>>737737830
No one I like the George Carlin line of thinking when it comes to voting . If you don't understand look it up
>>737737958
> 40 miles
Do you understand how long it takes to walk 40 miles?

>>737738065
Every employee at gun shops are carrying. Most of the people shopping are carrying. Most if not all of those people shoot better than you. If you wanna an hero sure, but let's not pretend this is GTA and you can just walk right out.

>>737738123
The new management lady isn't smart and didn't post it until last Friday. Trust me I was thanking my luck because I had talked to the landlord .

>>737738112

Shit, he's 40 miles from a 1.5 million population city.

>>737738160
> 40 miles
>Do you understand how long it takes to walk 40 miles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI

>>737733843
Fake.
It would show your Social Security number.
At least the last 4.

ALL pay check stubs do.

>>737738346
You can walk 20 miles on flat terrain in one day.
Easy.

>>737733323
It's funny, I see a billion other anons with almost the exact same bad luck and sob story as you. All of you guys make me feel Very fortunate. Thank you.

>>737733323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
emmigrate to europe

>>737738346
To doll version is best version . Look it up
>>737738290
Yes fourth miles .. that at a steady three miles an hour that like over ten hours to walk.. it's almost two marathons . Think about that and the fact ijd have to walk with everything I can carry . And leave the rest

>>737738160

It takes 12 hours and 31 minutes to walk from stockdale to san antonio.

So, lets look at this another way. What happens when they kick the door in and pitch your ass out anyways? If nothing else, get out on the highway, pack a dufflebag with ESSENTIALS (no leave the KY lube and gay porn and vidya games behind) and make your way to the highway and start walking and then hitchhike, maybe someone will pick you up and give you a ride.

>>737733323
But you can still afford to internet.....

>>737738160
>> 40 miles
>Do you understand how long it takes to walk 40 miles?

Stick your goddamned thumb out, idiot.

>>737738543>>737733323


thats because theyre all full of shit... theyre just too lazy to get off their ass and go to work so they get fired and want everyone to feel bad for them... take care of your own shit op, stop crying on the internet

>>737738346
dead as fuck

Hitchhiking is an option, but i doubt there's anyone leaving the small town.

>>737738741
To be fair would you let a fedora wearing neckbeard faggot into your car?

>>737733323
>but don't want to don't want to do then prison thing
So double negative. you actually want to do prison thing?

Hey OP, rich fag here,

Sent you $4,500.00. That should keep you in your home, get you transportation, and basic necessities for a job.

You're welcome.

>>737737748
Army and navy recruit until your 34, coast guard till 39, if your past that hitchhike to the nearest real town, use a library computer to look up a dishwasher job on craigslist and be homeless for the first few weeks, dont sleep in your "work cloths" keep that shit clean and in plastic bags, pan handle for change for the cheapest burner phone you can get for work and laundry mats to keep yourself looking/smelling not homeless, "shower" in public bathrooms(use family once, lock from inside, only you in there) while you get some money together to get a room share also from craigslist, at this point you have a shitty but paying job, phone, and roof, dish washing gigs are OK as most of the time you get free food from the kitchen as well.

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>>737738457
Nope it's real
>>737738543
I hope it glad it dies . People seem to forget how bad things can get and how fast it can happen . If you had asked me three months ago what today would look like I would have been totally wrong
>>737738701
And that's what I will do if I can't find another way . But I'm still holding out hope

>>737733671
where i live there are official offices financed by the state where they help you find a job and pay your rent etc..
aren't there any of those in america or whereever you live?

>>737738701

Break it up into two or three days. Heck, they are going to throw you out anyways.

If you go to places that have CNC machining, they always hire people with little experience, maybe start as an equipment cleaner. Start by going to those places and you'd be surprised how many of them will let you work your way up. The pay is shit, the hours long, but its a steady job.

So you can't even get an unemployment check?

>>737737949
Because it's an AMA, you small-cocked cuck.

>>737737081
>stockdale Texas
go to fucking san antonio and take a laborer job with a construction company, you do speak mexican right?

>>737738971
post screen cap so we can remember you from for days on from here

>>737739010
Nigga, how the fuck do you have 7 allowances/exceptions and claiming you don't got family?

>>737733323
Just don't hurt anyone else on your way out bro.

>>737738971

He forgot to tell you to bring your KY jelly as he wants to fuck you in the ass without a condom...and he has aids...

>>737738971
> sent him $4,500.00
> OP didn't even post any information

>>737733323
Been there got through it better for the experience.
Carry your personal hygiene stuff with you. Prepare to camp. The public library is your internet. Read up on how others got through it.
There are lots of free food giveaways, look them up.
The toughest thing is finding a safe place to sleep store your stuff. Again, read up and learn from others experiences.

>>737739344
op did you retard
>[email protected]

>>737739344
Op posted his paypal

>>737737691
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737739010

Anon, you've already delayed the inevitable. Get packing now. Judging by the three slices of baloney, you wait any longer and you will pass out when you start on your journey. Remember to bring water, like 1.5 liters or so. Hit the parks and fill up at every park, rest there. 6 hours of walking for 2 hour periods, and you will be able to get to a homeless shelter.

I already posted an entry level job for you. Go to Indeed.com and put in entry level.

you can't stay where you are because you owe back rent.

>>737733323
become a nigger

>>737739117

Four-Week Window. Most unemployment claims in Texas take about three to four weeks to process. The Texas Workforce Commission must verify your claim with employers and may need to interview you or your employer to determine your eligibility.

>>737733323
Jesus is your best answer and he's with you right now. Matthew 7:13-14

>>737733323
>>Finds me naked hiding in the closet
wtf ? this need some serious explanation ?

>>737739225

In Texas, you can claim all your boyfriends or guys that you blow at the truck stop

Jeremy, that flabby whale candace wasnt worth your time and she was only a burden on you.
get your shit together and go get a job in san antonio.nigger.

>>737737748

Work as an independent contractor fool. Post everywhere and undercut your cocksucker boss. Say you need transportation but work for less.

>>737738971
OP please confirm if this is true that would be amazing

OP just kill yourself you fucking piece of shit

>>737739940

If this is true, I am moving to Stockdale and claiming to be evicted.

>>737738971
I wish. But thanks to anon for the ten bucks. He was real and I do appreciate it
>>737739035
Ehh kinda but not I. The town j live in
And they don't really work like that. You have to go to a. Shelter and work your way out
>>737739117
Can't get shit really . Texas is strange and even if j could I would have to spend so many hours at a workforce place and that a twenty me journey each way every day
>>737739126
No j don't speak Mexican . I'm fucking white
>>737739225
I like .. I know but I don't like taxes and usually just pay at the end the year . Mostly used head of household hold and got money from my ex daughter. So j just claim seven so I have more money.>>737739344
Well you are half right lol
>>737739555
Those are tortkas not baloney
>>737739711
Was ignoring her knocking . So she just came I. And I jumped out of bed and hopped j. The closet . She started sreaching through the apartment and open the closet door to find me
>>737739818
That's so close it's scary . Only thing. Is Candace is from Oklahoma City and is a friend from have .. creepy also my name isn't Jeremy but you are close
>>737739860
Lol who is gonna drive fourth miles to save a few bucks each day? Just the drive is like 20 bucks for a person

>>737739940
It's not

Hey, OP.
I just sent you two llamas.

Good luck.

>>737740413
That would be sweet . I could use them as pack animals and GTFO lol

>>737740192
>No j don't speak Mexican . I'm fucking white
still get your ass to a bigger city and get a job

Start streaming vidya games. Act like you are some trans or something. Get Twitch money get rich

Op you already said you have no friends or family left so just an hero. Nobody will care or even notice you're gone and your death will have no impact on anybodys life. End the suffering.

>>737740192
truth is i just put your email on facebook search bar and your facebook profile came up,anyway good luck man

>>737740192
You have to cut your hourly enough to make it worth until you can afford to fix your car bitch. It won't hurt to make the post. Especially with a sob story reaming the only company near you that does the same work. You don't have overhead to deal with so right off the bat your standard pay would be cheaper. Cut another 5-7 off the hourly and you bet your ass someone would drive to come get you. They're saving $50 plus for the same work, even after the cost of gas. Think like an entrepreneur OP

Is there no one here willing to help op? In the old days we would have helped him get his shit together.

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>>737740891
>>737740629

your point?

So op. What Will You do?

>>737740582
I plan on it. Just trying g to make it there with my stuff and toolsthat make it hard
>>737740592
Sure if I had a computer lol
>>737740615
This is so true .. but it's just not as easy as that .. I wish it was
>>737740629
Figured something like that
>>737740721
Ehh I guess it's worth a try .Texas if full of asshole though. Wish I had made a bteer choice
>>737740774
It's all good . I don't expect to get anything out of this thread but to kill some time before the fourth and maybe make some people feel better and just have some interaction with someone that isn't the normal b shit

>>737740998
Idk . Let me think and I'll make a thread later ..gonna go clean up some shit right now

>>737741106
Goodluck bro

This is why you have a revolver ready to go. When things get really bad, kill yourself. Fuck it. End of story.

Enough is enough.

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>>737740891
>>737733323

>>737733945
Sorry can't hear you over all the fried food im eating and the sound of my gotard scooter for transport of my 300lb frame's engine revving.
Pls repeat, and in english this time because i don't speak mexican.
>USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>>737733323
I feel bad for you son. I've been there. Slept in my car infront of Starbucks for wifi. I was so glad to leave that small, racist, bigoted, town in that nepotist state of Mississippi!

>>737735014

Hell, someone in the deep state might just PAY him to do that...

>>737741520
>but how did a jew lose his family fortune

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OP is a fucking fraud.

/thread

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>>737735899
I>>737741435

>>737733945
>▶

There's over 320 million people in the US. Yes, there are a lot of people that live on the street. However, if you plan ahead, then situations like this would never happen. This guy sounds like he needs a mommy to tell him what to do. He should have never let his resources get down to where he has like three tortillas left. He should have moved to San Antonio a long time ago, and started checking out the homeless shelters.

>>737741577
and HOW!

>>737734478
And what's the problem with getting the job at the store? Or you want to be a hollywood topmanager and nothing else?

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>>737741520
Btw, it may seem hopeless but you can in fact make it. You're going to have to make some extreme changes but you can do it.

>For one, your boss can't refuse to give you your final check. There's a lawsuit on your hands right there!

>Also, you might want to stay away from bitches. Mo bitches=Mo problems is not some cool catch phrase! Nigga, IT'S TRUE!!

>I practically had to beg for a job at McDonald's in MS. That nigga act like he didn't want to hire me. I'm all like, you want these bathrooms cleaned or not?

>>737733323
Step 1: sell dead car
Step 2: sell any remaining valuables. Keep clothes and minor possessions you can hand carry.
Step 3: walk to nearest bus stop with cash, buy ticket to nearest not fucked metropolitan area
Step 4: find temporary residence through Internet at public library, locate job nearest to residence. Think rooms for rent... think convenience stores, etc.
Step 5: rebuild and don't forget that sometimes you have to deal with unreasonable bosses long enough to set up alternative working arrangements.

What you don't do:
An hero
Shoot up night clubs
Cry
Stay put.

There you go OP. Good advice from the worst place to seek advice. Your luck is already changing.

>>737741684
Um...what?

sell the car on fb, make sure you have papers

>>737742288
>Keep clothes and minor possessions you can hand carry

Keep it light and easy to carry. If you try and pack that 8 lb laptop and all your tools, trust me, you'll be throwing out stuff every two feet. And if you do get a job, don't let on that you are homeless, as some bosses won't hire you for fear that you won't be able to clean yourself.

>>737733323
Have you thought about getting a loan?

>>737742288
Forgot to add that you can take your old boss to court over the last paycheck once you've established yourself.

>>737742712

Dude has no resources, no job, who's going to give him a loan.

If you can't start your car, sell it to the junkyard, they will tow it and probably give you a couple of hundred bucks....

>>737742639
Hopefully OP can secure a room for rent with the cash from the sales of his remaining items and then secure employment within walking distance from said job. That way he doesn't have to worry about that.

He should probably be upfront with potential roommates if they ask for references or ask about his situation. Might find a bleeding heart willing to let him skate for a month or two.

>>737742895
or he could use that car as a home and sleep in his car, but then again we are trying to get him a bus ticket to get outta here, maybe sellin the car is a good idea. Op how much is a bus ticket from your city to sanny

Okay, I will just say what you are looking for.
Let dudes fuck you for money, maybe one will be your sugar daddy.

>>737733323
What do you do for work?
What else can you do for work?
Age?
Driver's license?
Criminal record?

>You don't need a lawyer in landlord/tenant court. If you lose it will be a fee added on top of what you are ordered to pay.

>TALK TO YOUR LANDLORD AND TELL HER SITUATION!!!!

>Foodstamps?

>Food bank?

>Call local churches, the WILL HELP YOU!

>Have facebook? Post that you will be leaving town soon do to situation and someone might help.

>Get to San Antonio and check CL gigs section. TONS of work for cash there! https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/search/lbg

>>737733323
What is the issue with your car?

>>737733323
Boss has to pay you last check. You can sue in small claims court.

>>737743588
Most states they will be responsible for 8 hours pay a day until they pay you. Some states the are responsible for treble damages. Almost all states will ass fuck your boss for attempting to pull that shit.

>>737743349
>You don't need a lawyer in landlord/tenant court

No, if you don't get a lawyer, you'll get railroaded.

There are free lawyer service for people getting evicted, you must be poverty level:

www.lsc.gov/what-legal-aid/find-legal-aid

>>737741805
They aren't hiring
>>737742275
I agree and I am going to get my check.. it is just gonna take a while for the paperwork and shit
>>737742569
It was sold already . Long story but yeah it's gone
>>737742712
Can't get a pay at loan with no job
>>737742715
I am and I'm going for more since he had me working for between one and two hours each day off clock . Didn't know the law but I have looked into . Hopefully I will get what I'm owed
>>737743323
Trust me this has crossed my mind
>>737743349
Nothing in this town . It's a literal cancer on the world
I do have a do but I currently also have a warrant for unpaid ticket what I just found out about .. like literally five min ago when I checked mail
>>737743409
It's gone . My GF put water in it and didn't put the radiator cap back on and on my way to town it over heated and blew the motor.. I limped it along until the rear end gave out . Sonyeah it's gone now . Sold it
>>737743588
I'm working o. It but again this stuff takes months sometimes
>>737743729
I hope that's true but I doubt it I. Texas . This place is so fucked
>>737743849
I'll check it out but not putting much faith in staying here much longer

>>737743849
You don't have the option of having a lawyer in landlord/tenant court. Very much like small claims, it is just you and the other party talking to a judge/.mediator.

>>737743982
You can get a payday loan with a stub that is recent.

>>737733323
you just wrote a country song now set it to music and profit

>>737743982
Answer the questions, you idiot.

>AGE?
>WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO? AS IN, WHAT ARE YOU QUALIFIED FOR?

Go to a fucking church.
Get foodstamps.
Take boss to court.
Talk to landlord and be honest and offer to paint/landscape, etc when you leave.

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>>737733323
this could never happen in germany. government would pay your rent, your health insurance, even give you some money to spend on top of that. they would help you find a new job or finance your vocational training if you need it. and still germany is one of the richest countries on earth. you murricans are so fucking retarded letting the rich and mighty bleed you out like that.

>>737744364
>Age isnold
>I'm an electrician by trade but no place to work out here
>Chuches out here only help with food . Trust me I've tried
Can't get food stamps until I get to a town
> I am working on taking does to court . It's done through workforce first and can take months no matter what
> I have talked to him . It's why I'm not out now but he doesn't have any work for me because he already has a guy.
>>737744530
Hey move me to Germany then please lol

>>737744530
Until the refugees spend all that supposed money, chomo.

>>737737691
Seriously. Out here in Denver, 1575 is cheaper than ONE fucking month of rent fo a 2 bed room.

I live in a shittier place out in Westminster and we pay $1200 a month for an alright place in a kind of shitty part of the outskirts of Denver. At least Downtown is a 10 minute drive.

>>737744702
Apply for unemployment online, tard.

http://www.twc.state.tx.us/jobseekers/applying-unemployment-benefits

Apply for foodstamps online, shit cloud.

https://www.yourtexasbenefits.com/Learn/Home

>>737734282
This

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>>737744702
>Hey move me to Germany then please lol
thing is, america is even richer than germany. it's just that your elites have convinced so many of you that having a healthy social system is somehow a drain on the country as a whole, not a boon.

see this idiot for example:
>>737744727

i read once that 50 percent of small business insolvencies in america are because of a medical emergency in the family. that is just fucking retarded.

Op, best advice is got is to go find a church. Hope somewhere there is nice enough to let you crash and eat. And figure the rest out on your own.

>>737745346
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/741822/Germany-Merkel-migrant-crisis-refugees-integration-biggest-problem

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/9154/germans-leaving-germany

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-03/germanys-open-door-refugee-problems-12-months-on/7811116

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/16/opinion/can-germany-be-honest-about-its-refugee-problems.html?mcubz=0

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>>737746020
do you really think that the solution to the refugee crisis is castrating our social security system?

you murricans are getting fucked and you even beg for more

>>737744071

In texas? I don't think this is correct.

>>737738123
Yeah but seriously though, no federal income tax? Do you have some withholding exemption?

>>737744785

fine, and what is OP going to do in Denver for money, doesn't even have cash to get his broke ass to a 1.5 million person city 40 minutes away, let alone have food by tommorow morining.

>>737746435
I am not too sure about Texas, man. I practice law in Oregon, Washington, California, Idaho.

All of those states landlord tenant court is as stated.

>>737733323
Enlist in the military.

>>737745513

Ha Ha, Churches only want people that have money. Yeah, they will help a little with food and all, but few will let you sleep on their property. Some might even call the cops if you are loitering on their property during the day.

>>737746461
If you had no income tax liability in the previous year, you can opt out of W2 withholding the subsequent year

>>737739010
>gf
>Married

Which is it nigger? Such a bullshit story

>>737733323
It's time to swallow your pride and start lip locking cocks. Who knows, you might discover a perverse talent for it and never need a straight job again.

go to your old job and tell your boss that you are gonna be homeless if he wont pay u and u will start crying to every customer he is gonna get or kill yourself under his doors (remember the scene in fight club with his boss?) do this with crazy eyes he will pay u

Employment insurance and welfare like everyone else.

>>737746675

Whats this all about then:

No tenant should go to trial without a lawyer! We provide tenants with representation by lawyers experienced in eviction defense. Our fees for full representation are based on a sliding fee scale from $500 to $2500 depending on income and budget. We believe that all tenants should be represented by a well-prepared attorney no matter how much they can afford to pay.

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Ever concider a loan? And maybe try out the crime thing, it usually works, just dont get carried away.

>>737747318

He's already got a warrant for a traffic violation. The last thing he needs is to get a warrant for fraud. The last thing a homeless person needs is a warrant, as the police will use this to haul him to jail when the hassle him on the street.

>>737747279
I don't know. Like I said above with words, in English, Texas is not a place I am familiar with.

>>737733323

While you still have your apartment address, sign up for a post office box. You can use this as your "address" so that employers won't think you are living on the street. You need a fixed address now to rent a box, because of 9-11 terrorist rules.

Make sure you keep your important papers like dl, birth certificate, bank info, ssi card, HS diploma, etc with you ... This will help you get a job

>>737748052

Thats California. I worked at a slum hotel that the owner let people live there for years and then tried to evict them. They delayed the case by using lawyers, and asking to reschedule, etc..

>>737733323
>>737747600
OP, at this point it's time to answer a simple question: What are you willing to do for two thousand dollars? Because there are ways to get it, it just requires a certain level of commitment that you may not be capable of.

>>737733323

And don't paste shit on your facebook about being homeless as employers are looking at that shit nowdays.

>>737733323
>Finds me naked hiding in the closet

>>737748275
I'm listening .. and fuck me I just deleted a whole post of replies .. sorry all if j didn't answer you question or comments

>>737748504
The sad part is I kind of expected that.

>>737734939
Have you been in contact with social services about what they can do?

Not a murrifag so you'd have to see how much of this translates but when I've been in a similar position I was at least able to get debt services to mediate repayment and put a moratorium on any further legal interest or evictions. That bought me like a year to get shit together.

You could blow that moratorium if you don't come up with next month's rent though.

>>737748543

Not the guy who posted the question, but did you ever pay into a 401K?

>>737748543
I mean, you had better be ready to stand before a judge if shit goes wrong on you and say "Shit, when you put it that way, I did do that. Would have been awesome if it came off." I mean, memes and comedy bits aside, there won't be training wheels. It will be balls out "learn it while you do it" and no way back.

>>737748908
Yeah it's not like that here in the states
>>737748988
He didn't offer it so no
Don't even know if I will make it before a judge at this point

>>737734478
Then why don't you move you motherfucker. Just leave. Run the fuck away and start fresh

>>737733671
>June 17th
Its July 3rd asshole.

>>737749326
Sshh, you're ruining it. Faggot.

>>737749231

Watch out for those people telling you to scam the payday loan places:

Payday lenders have been able to get around the laws, however, by using the state's "bad check" and "theft by check" laws and arguing that delinquent borrowers are committing fraud or theft.

Here's how it works: payday loan borrowers typically have to provide a post-dated check or future authorization to debit their bank account in order to secure a loan. When the loan's term ends (typically after a few weeks), the borrower can allow the check or debit to go through or roll over the loan into a new one, which leads to additional finance charges.

>>737749231
>Yeah it's not like that here in the states
I know it's a different country with different social provisions but a moratorium is a pretty basic element in any legal system not codified on marble. I don't know what your local gov't can do for you (and I'm asking - have you been in contact? And with who?) but otherwise maybe this is something you can pursue, it's just not handed to you by municipal services?

Don't just dismiss this shit, investigate it and rule it out.

>>737736208

I am an attack helicopter. soi soi soi soi soi

>>737733323
You still here nigger?

How come mexicans in the us get rich painting fences and doing shitty jobs, and you are here winning being a fluent english speaker, educated and most likely not an inmigrant? wtf you looser, fuck a tranny, get aids and die you worthless piece of shit.

>>737746634
No, I'm curious how OP fucked up this bad. Before he got fired, I'm assuming he was bringing home the same amount of $. One week of work would have paid for one month of rent.

If OP saved up a couple months worth of savings, like just 2, he'd have rent covered for the 3 months and have an extra paycheck worth of money.

OP would be fucked moving here. Shit's getting expensive yo. If it weren't for my current job where I'm making $18 an hr after taxes, I'd be still with my parents.

call labor-bored and say yoour boss wolnt give you your last cheque.they will get it to you. also the landlord can be arrested for entering your apartment without your permission or giving you 24 hours notice.

>>737749326

Not op, but the 3 day pay notice is required by legal action, then they can file a case with the court to begin eviction, but it doesn't happen overnight depending on the amount of cases in front of his

>>737749295
Trust me it won't be long unless something happens soon
>>737749400
Yes we have been over this ... She was supposed to post it then but didn't and that bought me a little time but now it's done .
>>737749445
Yeah I'm not going to . I've thought about it but it doesn't even matter since I can't get one
>>737749499
I don't even think we have a place to ask . I'll check for one though
>>737749534
Hey its amazing what you can do with friends and family
>>737749594
Lots of mistakes and a LTR
>>737749717
Yeah I think she knows she's in touble .. that's why she booked it
>>737749794
I'm hoping it takes a week or two especially since the holiday. And I want to use her entering the apartment .. but now I'm worried about this fucking warrrent

>>737749594

No, Op was making 425 a week.
See >737733843

>>737750062
>I don't even think we have a place to ask . I'll check for one though
Your local city hall. Go down there, that office exists to field open questions about available services re: this

>>737749534
Now that's an idea. Put an ad on the bugchasing forums looking for donations 'to spread the gift.' You'll get paid to lie to other faggots while fucking them in the ass.

>>737750062

What about your utilities and cell phone bill?

As far as the warrant, not an expert here, but if you call the court house and ask for the clerk and ask for relief based on your circumstances, and say you never got the original warrant, you don't have a job, you are being evicted, (bring the 3 day notice). If nothing else and the judge gives you a choice of a fine or jail time, tell him you'll do the jail time and a lot of time they will dismiss as its a nuisance on the system.

Do it OP,you've got nothing to lose

>>737750284
Lol that may be the best idea on this thread

>>737750422
Electric should be off the fifth . And cell is dues on the 18 . I'm going to call them Wednesday to talk about the warrant .

>>737750324

Yes, great advice, some with see this and be inspired. In OP's case, he will take you giving him the stick as a device to comit suicide with, probably by inserting it up his ass. This does him no good.

I mean, even if they don't pitch him out of the apartment, what will he do for food for the next couple of weeks? What about when they cut his electricity and cell phone for non-payment?

Sounds like an awful situation. This is how people become homeless, and then the homeless are treated like rats.

It's not your fault. If you won the lottery tonight, would that mean you were a better person than you are today?

In the UK the council has to find you accommodation if you're homeless and you get job seekers allowance. Is there a local council you can visit?

Set up a just giving page and the good folk of /b/ can donate.

Well, it's the Knocc Out, definition "Original baby gangsta"
Approach me like you hard, motherfucker, I'ma bank ya
Shank ya, with my fuckin' shank, if I have to
Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin' actors
Pranksters, studio gangstas, busters
But this time you're dealin' with some real motherfuckers
G's, nigga please, don't try to step
'Cause if you do, then a pealed cap is all that would be left
See, young niggas like me will break you off somethin'
Claimin' my city — but Dre, you ain't from Compton
Niggas like y'all is what I call wannabes
And ain't shit compared to real muthaphuckkin' G's

>>737750734
I'm sure I will use a WiFi for phone if in have to
>>737750937
Bro you got it good . That doesn't happen in the US

>>737750937
Shit, this is /b/. I'm not giving anyone money until I see a light bulb up someone's ass. Lit. With timestamp.

>>737751267
Lol how much? I am an electrician and I could make this happen but my ass isn't pretty

You should never have to suffer like this in a first world country. Every citizen should receive a universal basic income to ensure they can at least feed themselves, say $500 per month. That way working part time at McDonalds would mean you can at least cover your rent and have some food and electric.

>>737751380
Depends. How deep's the prison pocket? Are we talking iPhone 7 or just a few pills?

>>737751527
except for most of america you can work part time at McDonalds and cover your rent and everything else.

You live in the wrong country, come to Germany, government pays you an apartment, food and stuff plus some pocket money every month.
Also free health care and shit.

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>>737751616
Well I wouldn't put the glass part in that's for sure .. seen to many rekt vids for that but it would be in my ass and lit up lol
Pic very related

>>737751923
Plus a relatively lax attitude towards sex crimes.

>>737751923

Not OP, but I've got my muslim garb and I'll be right over. Guten Tag.

is OP dead?

>>737733323

file a restraining order against your landlord(s), then they can't contact you for rent, should give you a few months to get your shit together

>>737752002
Can you rig a pressure switch to brighten the light as you clench your asshole? Also no insulation on connections.

Join the army. Free food, housing, fitness. You don't make much but you won't have any bills so you'll be straight.

>>737735233

file a claim in your local labor office

>>737752474
Um I have no switch and no insulation? Wow ..also just rigged it up and battery is dead so I would have to go 120v so I would need insulation

O well

>>737733323
Return to the wild OP. Live free. Camp, forage, survive. Enjoy life off the grid.