I'm a girl from the uk im thinking of committing suicide

Fuck a nigger, get AIDS, die

>>737726213
>all of us have aids
Nigga please.

show us your face?

do it dramaticly.. no one wants a silent suicide

>>737726149
Ask your parents

>>737726149
fuck off
>>>/soc/
is that way

>>737726213
that'll take too long i wanna die now

>>737726304
That oughta do it

>>737726149
>Well, move to london
>Get run over by a terrorist
>Your parents will get money in the process
>??????
>profit

Show feets

>>737726322
You're bored

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>>737726149
>The man who kills a man, kills a man. The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world. His act is worse (symbolically considered) than any rape or dynamite outrage. For it destroys all buildings: it insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds; but the suicide is not: that is his crime. He cannot be bribed, even by the blazing stones of the Celestial City. The thief compliments the things he steals, if not the owner of them. But the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away in fury: for each has received a personal affront. Of course there may be pathetic emotional excuses for the act. There often are for rape, and there almost always are for dynamite. But if it comes to clear ideas and the intelligent meaning of things, then there is much more rational and philosophic truth in the burial at the cross-roads and the stake driven through the body, than in Mr. Archer's suicidal automatic machines. There is a meaning in burying the suicide apart. The man's crime is different from other crimes--for it makes even crimes impossible.

GK Chesterton

>>You won't be able to regret it later OP. Life can become wonderful, if you haven't made up your mind that you want it to stop entirely.

>>737726149
apartment building fire?

Don't

Hi its me
juat your avg 5'6 16 year old girl with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes
im super depressed over my boobs because there double ds but guys like small boobs right
also my ass is just perfectly round with not an ounce of cellulite, exactly what guys hate
ill never be beautful
so 4chan can i get some tips on how to kill myself thanks
>please dont try and make me feel better about my hidious body
>and please DONT give me any attention
>btw add me on snapchat and follow my instagram

>>737726621
as edgy and hilarious as it would be to kill everyone else I'm just aiming to kill myself

>>737726149
Take a trip to lutin, cant guarantee death might get raped by migrants

>>737726703
electrocution?

>>737726744
i already live in a community of migrants i haven't been raped yet rip

Start by taking off your shoes

>>737726836
is it quick?

>>737726869
just google feet and jack off to that

>>737726968
If you're gonna kys why not make my day better before hand?

>>737726563
This is the fucking business

>>737726898
it goes at the speed of light, yes its quick

>>737726149
How about you start with some tits, as per the rules? Fucking whore.

>>737726149
Donate your organs to save someone else

>>737727004
id rather not die with the last thought of some weird guy jacking off to my toes nice try though

>>737726149
Tits or Gtfo

>>737727106
is this a genuine nice reply on 4chan.org

How about don't and find meaning in life? it's not all bad

>>737726149
>k

Why do you want to do this?

>>737726149
tits or gtfo snow nigger

>>737726149

Step outside. Insult the prophet Mohammed

>>737726689
Yeah because pretty ppl are never depressed.
dumbass

>>737726149
don't

>>737726149
Out of curiosity, how old is OP?

>>737726149
>go into subway
>order whatever
>they ask "would you like mayonnaise?"
>you say "yes"
>they squirt some mayo and ask "is that enough?"
>look them dead in the eyes
>"it was never enough"
>pull out gun and blow your head all over them

>>737727236
as much as i'd love to give a serious answer and get attacked let's just say i don't really see a point in living anymore

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>>737727108
Weird, Cmon fam.

It's about making one last good deed before you go away, It would be the morally good for your spirit.

>>737726149
Good luck. Your weak, little faggot island of libbrainwash, doesn't even allow you to buy a gun. Maybe paper-cut yourself to death?

Show us your butt hole first.

>>737727402
do it faggot

>>737726149
Tits and timestamp and Ill give you a fail proof way.

Try a different board

>>737727486
turning 19 next week sir

>>737726643
>>737727463
Do not

>>737727402
rolling for this

>>737727503
this made me laugh thank you but subway is trash

>>737727580
Girl you're crazy, you have your life ahead of you. We all have shit times at sometime in life where suicide is a valid option to us. Your judgement is clouded and it's not a smart move. Not like you can change your mind afterwards is it?

>its another episode where the OP is wearing his mother shoes and baiting the kids on /b/

kys

>>737727525
it's true i have no access to a gun sadly maybe i should slice myself up to death

>>737727097
>tits
This faggot is the only one who's even close. What the fuck is wrong with you other cunts?

No need to commit suicide. Just leave the authoritative state we call the UK, and you'll be happy again.

It's no surprise people in the UK are depressed because they're OPpressed.

>>737727753
yeah no I'm a female thanks believe me if you want tho

>>737726149
Uhh, that's just an overweight man in slacks and pumps. So show us your dick bro

>>737727777
quads of truth
bring on the tittays

>>737726149
Why would you want to die? You only get 1 life.

>>737727777
winrar

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- jumping from a tall building
- jumping under train

both have very high efficiency, and none of that bullshit cry for help with some pills or botched hanging/razors.

>no timestamp
>no tits
>girl(male)
gtfo

Spend your very last dollars to fly out here and then gag on my dick until you die.

>>737726149
Suicide is for faggots.

>>737727951
this one life hurts to live and im just tired at this point sure im fucking around on here and jokingly replying but I do want to die and soon

>>737728089
Faggots are kewl you cuck

Please, don't do it!

>>737726149
Paracetamol overdose. Nice peaceful way to go

>>737726563
Oh yeah you said it
Some fucker could go around and rape little bitches and kill people and shit but 'oohh no no no this little nigger right here wants to kill himself oh no he's the devil' fuck you
If this is the logic behind this world then I rather kill myself

drive shit of cliff or somting and stream that shit i wanna see too, fuck

>>737726149
Tits or gtfo

>>737726149
Where in the UK are you from?

>>737727987
ive been thinking about a tall building it seems the most practical and I wouldn't necessarily be inconveniencing anyone

Show me ur teeth

>>737728115
how is it so dark where you are?
timestamp bitch

>>737728276
die of heart attack before you hit the ground. youll be good

>>737728232
there's a high chance of failure though

>>737728276
This is insane. How much shit must a 19 year old have seen to think like this?

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>>737728276
Yeah, but do you have easy access to jumpable tall building?
That can be an issue, while waiting in the dark for train at full speed at some point is rather trivial.
You could go to paris aifel tower and jump from there, its pavement down there i think.. and its a nice last trip to paris.

Anyway, you are dying only once, why care about some people being inconvenient by your demise... it will be forgoten in statistic within weeks...

Why should you, just because your life is miserable does that mean others get to live without? Live longer be a botch share your pain with others, the ignorant fucks would never understand anyways, just make peoples days shit till you are old and grey

>>737726149
don't do it

Op is a female, she gets life automatically a little easier. All you have to do is find a husband, not be a complete slut, then either raise 2 kids and have husband work. Or you both work, while you work at a light job like a secretary. Seriously. Being a female as long as you're not good awful ugly or morbidly fat means you have life on easy mode.

>>737728523
Its really common

>>737728571
I guess, I just dont want people to go to the effort of trying to save me if I'm long gone and there's someone else more worth helping yknow

>>737726149
wait are we even allowed to tell her to do it anymore? didn't that one girl go to jail for encouraging that guy to kill himself lol

>>737728599
this is pretty inspiring not gonna lie

Wish I was psychic and could find someone like you to rape, then off yourself immediately afterward so I had zero consequences. Can I have your xbox?

>>737728676
true, very true who said I necessarily want a husband and kids or a boring repetitive job like a secretary though

>>737726149
>from the uk
Blaspheme Allah. That should do it.

>>737728690
How is it really common? I'm in the North East and that shit ain't common round here and the ones that do are usually junkies or wasters who have ran out of chances. Whatever makes you feel like this, let it go and start a fresh. Life's for living, not for ending when you hit a rough patch. Welcome to adult life!

>>737728755
Best and only way to live, i found thinking any other way put myself down a similar spiral, but i dont know enough to pass comment on you

Bait? Timestamp and I'll reply properly

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>>737728676
funny how retards say this
but they would not want to be a woman
I would not want to be

I was at IT conference few months back
and there was a ruffle, and they had prizes
and hundreds people in the crowd, a girl wins 512GB SSD disk
And the fucking host tell her that a lot of recipies can fit there

crowd laughs

4chan faggets just dont get the difference between real world and thumblr or whatever it is that gave them the idea that age of sexism and racism and whatever is long gone and we went in too far..

>>737728714
well they should have no time to go for that effort
and if they get, its just another experience and another few days that might be bit different and interesting, its not like you wont be able to kill yourself few days later

>>737728868
make me cum before you go

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game of thrones in 14 days

timestamp

Op if you're depressed remove yourself from stressors it might be family or friends if you want to go an hero np.. just make sure you give your stuff to homeless people and donate your organs

>>737726149
I mean, you could go out doing some good by flooring your car as fast as it'll fucking go through a mosque. Hypothetically of course.

>>737728115
>this one life hurts to live
So change it. Ending it seems a bit permanent. When you watch a movie that's bad you put up another one, you don't say 'alright that's it, I'm never watching any movie ever again'.

>>737728960
>north east

That explains it, im from the south west and its basically the sewer grate that all the cast outs wash into, as someone whos met more people like this than id ever want to i can say, that although i see your point you have little understanding of the way a head works in that state, never assume its just a "rough patch"

>>737726316
/b/ is /b/, faggot.

>>737727987
oh fuck off you inconsiderate cunt. train drivers can be blacklisted for that shit

>>737726149
depends, wanna go out flashy or easy?
flashy: tie piano wire around your neck and around something metal and well secured to a roof, superglue your hands to your head and jump off;
easy: get a tank of helium and an oxygen mask, connect one to the other, put on oxygen mask and go to sleep. painless, comfortable, easy.

>>737729202
Post a fucking picture of yourself.

>>737726689
>kek

>>737729281
>train drivers can be blacklisted for that shit
Can be what?

>>737729190
Not OP here, but I've actually seen a movie so bad that it ruined movies for me for like a good month.

>>737729170
loving all these edgy replies about Muslims, I don't really have a problem with them some of my neighbours are Muslims and they treat me just fine so as "funny" as that was I think I'll pass

>>737729360
Alright, that's 1 month. Suicide is permanent.

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>>737729410
OP confirmed faggot

>>737729202
Wow someone is having a pity party. North of Manchester doesn't exist as far as the UK is concerned, we're totally forgotten up here. So elaborate on the things in your life that put you in a position where suicide is a good choice. Help /b/ understand your plight

>>737729281
it's true, this is what I mean by not inconveniencing anyone else why should someone have to go down for what i myself have decided to do

>>737729530
>what is depression?
Isn't it past your bedtime kiddo?

>>737729430
1 movie =1 life, right? That's a lot of movies.

For real tho, OP, why don't you just fuck everyone and go to parties and shit? I mean you'll just enjoy a senseless life but better that being dead forever.

>>737729542
I recommend
>>737729296

>>737727777
True where are the tits

tits with time stamp first

>>737729001
White Knight Fagoot.

>>737726149
Don't, instead seek help, go to therapy, that shit actually can help.

There are niggers starving in foreign countries and you think you have it bad?

Fucking brat.

>>737727581
Donut

>>737729785
>money = happiness
I pity you

Come to the u.s.a marry me and die in childbirth.

Trust me, don't do it. I've been going through a lot of shit lately, and I've thought about killing myself, but I convinced myself not to, and I've been doing a lot better.

>>737729785
I don't think I have it bad I haven't said that once just personally I don't want to keep living anymore I'm not minimising the suffering of others it's sad and they need help that doesn't stop me wanting to die sir

>>737730012
Post more pics of your feet, your face would be nice.

Tits or gtfo too.

C'mon, don't make me spiderman this thread.

>>737726149
go skydiving first then think about it again

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Please don't do it

Drink concentrated HCl. It is the dogs bollocks.you won't feel a damn thing , honest mate.

>>737729905
>yet they aren't starving and have a warm cozy bed to sleep at night.

Please don't do it. I've gone through this too. I know its hard but you'll see that everything will work itself out. Ignore these fucking assholes that are saying you should, they're fucking 16 year olds that think they're edgy.

>>737730204
what is that

>>737730012
Travel. Leave your current life behind, quit your job or whatever it is that you do, take all the money you have, and travel about a bit. Can be very cheap, and it helped me a lot.

>>737726149
You still there? Great if you're still alive, but I can't say much since I'm a depressed fuck that's always on the verge of doing it. I always imagine myself getting really drunk then hanging myself. That seems like the easiest way to go in my opinion. Good luck in whatever you do though.

>>737730245
You're just proving how childlike your thoughts are mate.

Jeeez, I hate needy depressionists. Life is as bad as you let it get. Move the fuck away from your shitty life and start something new.

>>737730265
you think I don't know that, none of these people are pushing me to do it they're just having a laugh like they always do, its me who wants to die but thank you

set fire to the rain. ive been told by a song that works. if that fails, masturbate for 35 hours straight. that outta do it.

>>737728236

>Missing linguistical comprehension like a stormtrooper.

knobsocket

>>737726149
Dont. It ruins everyone elses life.

My best feiend an hero and now i am a meficated drunk and hope for death nightly.

I used to have fun.

Now im just bitter and angery and tired.

They say it gets better but im pretty doubtful.

While waiting that year for it to get better another good friend kill himself.

Im tired of this.

Probably buying tubs for concrete shoes soon... fucking hate being alive

>>737730456
How come you have no hope for improvement? How old are you, and how long have you felt like this?

>>737726213

Like they have a choice... they'll all be raped and killed soon by all of those peace loving immigrants they've welcomed in

>>737730533
>it ruins lives.
>I'm going to kill myself.

You backwards fuck, major keks

choke on a dick maybe?
or you could be a loving wife for 40-50 years i hear its a death sentence

>>737730533

Get over it cunt.

>>737730378
im still here, i still have some stuff I want to do and hey I can't say much about perservering and not doing it because remember kids life is precious !!1! but I know how hard it is I and I hope you get what you want whether it's going through with it or finding help

>>737726149
OP if you have any family at all think of this, if life is no longer worth living. Then stop living for yourself, live for the people around you. Seek help because no matter how hard this world feels it always gets better. If you don't have any family or friends, find other people like you who are going through the same things you are, and find solace in eachother. Whatever happens OP just remember, life is the most wonderful thing, you just need to look past the horrible things to see the beauty in it all.

Stop being a FUCKING pussy CUNT!! And start living, Stop being such a pussy about life being shit, Move to fucking India or become a monk or a yogi, go be a traveler and see the world, or just get a life and start living it, it doesn't have to be a boring cycle, just get out of town and go with the flow of the universe

>>737726149
What's actually wrong OP?

You may have already said what's wrong, but there's too many edgy teens to read all this.

Post your tits so i can have a wank

>>737726149
Before you off yourself, show us your feet.

>>737726689
Then hang your self attention whore and stop posting this comment everywhere stupid cunt

>>737727108
Just for that, I'm going to jack off to your toes even if I haven't seen them

>>737726149
20yo guy also from uk,
From what you're saying I felt exactly the same way you do 6 months ago, I got in to the frame of mind that if I'm going to kill myself, might aswell do some shit first. I was unemployed and had very little friends so I went to Iceland for a week and holy fuck best decision I ever made. I stayed in a hostel and the fact that a depressed as shit 19yo cunt from uk went to Iceland and got accepted by a group of friends instantly made me realise that my life wasn't worth living because I was stuck in the same shit hole my entire life with nobody that cared about me, but when I left I realised the life I was living wasn't the only life I could live, ended up moving back to uk, but to a different city and used what I had experienced in Iceland to basically build a new life. Basically, go somewhere and do something different, if you're thinking about killing yourself anyway wtf is stopping you.

You live on a rather small island. Can you swim? Find water and start swimming. By the time you devide maybe you don't want to do it, you'll either be too far out or hypothermia will have started to set in.

Your chances of successfully suiciding go up and chance of rescue goes down the further you get from land.

Can't swim? Steal/borrow a boat or find some other way aboard. Preferably at night, slip overboard. Again, as far from land as you can get.

Drowning sounds like a bad way to go, but you'll have hypothermia long before you drown. It will be relatively painless, overall. Your last moments will actually be a euphoric warmth.

Jump off a building and head-dive into the land

>>737731013
This OP. This is literally the best advice you could get. Travel, see other parts of the world, even if you just go to ireland or some shit, change your surroundings.

No one cares gtfo attention whore

>>737726149
REAPED TO DEATH
DROWNING IN CUM

>>737726149
Drown in cum?

>>737730906
(pity party incoming don't read it if you're sick of whining and being pathetic in general but I'm just answering the question) I've been kicked down more times than I can count, ive been declined from every university I have applied to this past month, I feel like a constant disappointment to my parents who moved here to give me a better life and they're currently struggling with money and I feel like I can't do anything to help no one deserves a daughter so worthless I can't do anything right the future seems bleak and pointless there's just no point trying anymore because every time i do it fails and it hurts more and more every time

>>737731165
>>737731137
great minds think alike

>literal "I'm a girl"
>no tits
>no timestamp
>160 replies
I'm so disappointed in you, /b/

>>737731320
youre a bloody child, wait till you get to adulthood and life is ACTUALLY bleak. you can still drink and drug yourself into oblivion. adults cant even do that.

>>737731320
OP what did you get for a-levels and which unis did you apply too?

It's never too late to fix yourself.

>>737731320
Wanna seriously talk to someone ? Snap i_killedkenny , instagram, @obs3ss3d__

>>737731320
Oi mate, you're young enough to apply to a uni? Wtf are you doing? Read the fucking thread, TRAVEL! Go to australia and work in a bar for a few months, go literally anywhere, change your shit tier surroundings. Trust me, it's good advice.

Tits or fuck off

>>737726149
play the long game. Show us you're dedicated to suffering. Let a slow death do you in.... 50 years should do it.

>>737731013
that's, amazing kudos to you for managing to get back on your feet. I wouldn't even know where to start if I wanted to try something like that besides I'm broke but that really does sound nice I'm happy for you

>>737731444
>never too late
thats a retarded generalization, of course it can be. a 99 year old who wants to be a ballet dancer? cmon. it is not to late for OP, provided he is actually am 18 y/o suicidal girl, which he isnt.

>>737731490
Nigger detected.

>>737731320
Just fucking leave, right now, you're obviously not ballsy enough to kill yourself or you already would have. So go get in your car if you have one, drive anywhere until it runs out of gas then hitchhike and live a neat life traveling. Suicide is the most disappointing, life ruining thing you could do as a daughter you cunt.

>>737731320
if this is OP then wtf, your parents are struggling on your behalf becausen they love you so you are just going to kill yourself, and leave them penniless and grief stricken because their daughter just killed herself. What the fuck OP...

>>737731520
>besides I'm broke
Go couchsurfing through europe, take a job at a hostel or a bar. You can travel cheap as fuck.

>>737727777
Kek approves

>>737730752
Well I'm sure we both understand how finding help goes. Well for me I've just learned to keep it all to myself as much as possible so I don't bother people irl. Because I almost lost my relationship over this I guess. Now I'm just always "fine," "good," or "okay" regardless of mood. I'll never tell anybody how I actually feel irl again in pretty sure. But I think that's keeping me alive more than discussing it with anyone irl.

Op you need milk

>>737731605
im sorry i don't know what else to do

>>737731747
You're being told over and over what to do; travel.

>>737730752
Also continue fighting for life make you stronger emotionnaly, and amplify the joy when it finally get back

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>>737731423
This man speaks the truth. You are all cucks talking to a dude

>>737731747
How about not killing yourself because of the same problems literally every other depressed person feels and describes? Take only the things you need to live and go jump on a train, ride it till it stops, jump on another one, if you're willing to die, you're willing to do anything and if you trip you suicide anyways, so leave your parents a note and tell them you're doing this instead of suicide, at least then they'll have the comfort of knowing their daughter is fucking alive.

>>737731747
Sow a thought, reap an action; sow an action, reap a habit; sow a habit, reap a character; sow a character, reap YOUR destiny.

>>737729263
stfu whitknight

>>737731520
Poster of linking post here,
I had £16 in my account when I decided to to to Iceland, sold my tv and my guitar to get money for the ticket and a week in the hostel, worked as a labourer when I was in Iceland to afford the ticket back, it doesn't take much to afford the opportunity that could finally get rid of what you're feeling, try not to make excuses to yourself and just do it.

>>737731916
exactly

Op... Uni isn't life, the education system is a joke, Start reading on self made millionaires, get the guts to live on your own rules, no peer pressure, Travel and see other people, Get in touch with yourself, become vegan or Do whatever Paris jackson is doing rn.. She also tried to kill herself at a young age

just do it, stop pussing out you dumb faggot.

One word, DON'T.
There are many places where you can get help. You can call the Samaritans on 116 123, 24 hours a day. It can help to discuss how you're feeling with a friend or family member, or even your GP.
Please don't do it.

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You're depressed because everything you 'learned in school' is a flat out lie designed to break your mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cL8aTc4jw
(pun intended)

>>737731747
>>737731916
Also video it and upload your travels, train hopping videos are comfy as fuck.

i appreciate everyone's brutal honesty, thank you for the genuine replies I think I'm going to give it one last shot, for my parents. im going to scrape what I have and try to get a job somewhere just for a little while and see what happens from there, travel is only looking more and more enticing with every reply. thank you for everything

OP

>>737731320
>>737731320
Thanks for explaining and saving my shit filter OP.

If you haven't already considered it, maybe look at doing a degree with a foundation year or do an access course to get in there? Access are kinda pointless for anything other than learning how to reference and you receive almost zero financial support, foundation years in uni are fully funded and guaranteed to give you placement the following years if you pass (which is easy tbh).

the whiteknights have thicc hardons in this thread.

>>737726149
Time stamp you FUCKING FAGGOT, no one cares if you kill you self, live stream it so we can care

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>>737732252
Yaaas we did it!!!

I really enjoy how if OP had stated she was male this thread would be totally different. Way to be cucks boys.

>>737726149
fuck a monkey, get aids, then infect someone else. after that shoot yourself with a 45 caliber pistol, right in the head.

>>737732252
OK!
Now that we're sorted.
Post pics?
Thanks!

>>737732252
Make a couchsurfing account, trust me that shit is golden. You meet a great variety of different people from all over the place. Best vacation I ever had, I'm going again in about a month. You will not be disappointed. Also, you can pick female hosts, which might be a bit more comforting for a girl traveling alone.

>>737730715
Well, i planned to shoot myself on a bridge and fall in so it looks like a murder. Or have one of you faggots shoot and bury me and give you my ~30 guns as payment.

The suicide part hirts worse that the death. If my buddies died in a car crash or had a stroke it would suck, but being with them hanging out for hours and then they go home and shoot themselves makes me feel like the biggest piece of shit on planet earth.

>>737732455
sell a gun or 2 to get me to where you are, and I will do it for that.

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>>737726149
Here's what you have to do OP:

>Get some thin metal wire or fishing line
>Make a noose with it
>Buy some gorilla glue
>Go to the roof of a moderately tall building and strip naked
>Tie the noose with at least 20 feet of line and secure it to something strong
>Put your head in the noose
>Glue your hands to each side of your head
>Sit on the edge of the building while waiting for the glue to dry
>Once it does, jump off
>The noose will decapitate you, and your head will be in your hands
>People will think you ripped your own head off
>It will be glorious

>>737732252
Thank Fuck,
I would suggest going somewhere you've always wanted to see, really does help, good luck OP

>>737732348
gb2tumblr

>>737730750
Sure. How do you suppose i do that exactly? Everyone and everything brings it up.

See best friends truck on the way hone daily.

Go to now best friends shop to drink beer after work. His wife breaks down because their kid just an hero.

Get over it...

I tried with booze and willpower and then just willpower. Ive tried everything i can think of.

Get over it how?

>>737732639
>reddit spacing

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>>737732212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kaVsKRWrnw

>>737726149
Who cares if you're a girl? Tits or gtfo

>>737732356
i thought the same

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>>737730821
I have done this also. I spent 1 year visiting people i admired because they were always happy. Its all fake. They are all medicated and suffer.

I live for everyone else out of the guilt i would have checking out but its no way to live. Im not happy ever. I hate most everything.

Fucking tired man. The ride never ends.

>>737732639
just kill yourself right now faggot

>>737732252
>travel is only looking more and more enticing with every reply
So you can read after all. That's good, go through with it, start planning asap.

>>737732356
>Uses cuck term indicating they're easily cucked into a behavior. Kek

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Omae WA mou shindeiru!

>>737732252
good shit OP, glad to see you came around.

>>737732900
You should come see me, I'm fucking ecstatic with life. It's wucking fonderful.

>>737731104
They say this is really hard to do because instincts kick in and u land on your feet

>>737731433
Says u mutherfucker. I drink myself to sleep every single night and drag my ass to work 10 hours a day 5 days a week.

>>737730265
This and i fuckibg hope so. I have tried everything amd i am so far beyond exhausted...

>>737732533
I can probably buy you a tickwt feom anywhere in america bit id have to mail u the caah to do it or drive to you to avoid suspision.

I was seriously heading home to do it a month ago but i couldnt stop breaking down amd get my shit together enough to be functional. Figured i would fuck it up and get found out.

So i took backroads at 5mph to thw nuthouse and im trying meds for a few months. Not looking good tho. I will make a post next month if nothing improves.

>>737732687
I dont reddit. My bad i guess?

>>737732908
It's pretty fucking tempting to be honest. Not even trying to edgy or cool pn the internet. I just hate feeling like a worthless piece of shit 24/7 without 5 seconds of peace ever.

Feet

>>737734550
How do we contact each other?

>>737733149
Kek. If i thought there was anyway possible you could help me id probably jump in the car now. Im less than 1200 miles from almost everywhere in america. Live in oklahoma.

At any rate i am happy for u. Any tips besides the meme teir bullshit or you just lucky?

>>737734550
I'm in colorado.

>>737726563
I hate to break to it you, but that first part is literally stolen from the Qu'ran.
>Inb4 memes about how Islamic radicalists kill people

>>737735353
Ill just make a thread. Sorry but i cant be bothered to even give a fuck who does it. And if i get multiple responses the closest anon wins i guess.

>>737726149
ring Samaritans an stop being an attention whore here ok 116123

>>737726149
Tits or gtfo!
What's with all the fag whiteknights in this thread? Kys!

>>737735470
You can wait for some rando fucktard, or you can fuck with a blood shooter that'll actually do it. lmk.

Come on. You got enough advices. Are you gonna do it or what? Register it, live transmitions would be awesome. I fucking love our times

>>737726149
Get a job. If not actually attempt advancing in the job.

Get a partner. If you have one try to make it better.

Life is all about effort.

Yes, I know it's difficult with depression. Life is difficult. Get a deep and fundamental understanding of that. Being content takes effort.

But of course it does. Anything worth having isn't easy.

>>737736072
I have a good friend who spent 20 years as a coke dealer. I might even call him first. But thanks.

>>737727417
Yes because rich people are never depressed
Yes because good looking people are never depressed
Yes because successful people are never depressed

FUCK OFF

At this point it isn't about perspective. People who have it good need to fucking die. I make due with what I fucking have. These people can't?

Then just fucking kill yourselves then.

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>>737726149
Ok, summerfags gonna summer. Fuck you all.

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>>737726149
drink bleach

>>737736223
Go away faggot.

>>737726149
Just jump off a bridge op.

>>737732639
Just head down to Essex and I'm sure I could find a way to choke you out ;)

>>737729001
imagine how good it must smell in that room

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>>737729001
>A lot of recipes can fit there

That shit's actually kinda funny though

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Start smoking faggot, I've been in the process of killing myself since I was sixteen

>>737726149
Easiest way to kill yourself.
Just come live with me. America sucks compared to UK. Probably get shot by racist fuck that thinks murican white is only right white. Hey on the plus side though you'd be getting laid before you die

>>737736503
This picture is becoming genuinely cringy

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>>737727777
Quads shall rise

>>737726149
It's been 3 hrs. Are you dead yet? Kill yourself by stabbing a knife in your stomach.

Die fast.

post your address so we will know. die faggot die.

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>>737729001
Feminist cuck

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"HEY GUYS FEMANON HERE XDDDDDDDDD hey guys I wanna kill myself becos my life so bade XD. Not doing this for attention just going on the internet and asking strangers just like everyone does XDDD DDD D. Guyz pls I'm not doing this for attention:)))))))"

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>>737737187
When anon speaks what everyone else thought but didn't want to be the one to come off completely autistic.

>>737727987
are you mongolski?