>pic related >so long story short, this faggot works at

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>>737722193
In also willing to give more information about why it happened or facts about the situation for clarification, just ask.

>>737722193
what does he do there?

>>737722359
do that too

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>>737722369
Bartender. Only one works at a time, so I can't go around him

>>737722391
Call the cops?.. kind of confused by this one

>>737722501
no, give more info

>>737722501
Maybe you meant burn his house down? Probably lives in an apartment, very illegal, and not that clever. Very high on the Fuck-With scale, so kudos there.

>>737722605
The first time was because he said his coworker over served me. Fun fact: he has been over serving me for years, and even gives me free drinks without the owner's knowledge

>>737722605
I came back 3 hours later, and still wouldn't serve me. I asked for a club soda and he refused. He then started walking around and just ignoring me. When he walked to the back, I got pissed and threw a knife at the liquor bottles to get his attention. Obviously, my attempts failed, but when he walked out and saw the knife on the ground, that's when shit really got rolling. He keeps saying I threw the knife AT him, and I keep telling him to check the cameras because I didn't, but he doesn't give a fuck.

>>737722931
Now, this was just the first night, and it's been a couple of weeks since it happened. I even didn't show up for a week, but I come back a week later, ask for a club soda, and he just ignores me.

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>>737722931
well first you probably shouldn't have thrown a knife to get his attention.
find out what car is his and leave shit on the windshield, then start going to another bar

>>737723094
It's the only bar my friends go to. I also threw an inflatable ad promo thingy on top of his car after he refused to serve me, and on a subsequent visit, he said the knife didn't bother him, but it's what I threw at his car? Really? I should've just fucking slashed his tires haha.

>>737723094
Obviously wrong of me to throw the knife. When I wasn't "too intoxicated" the first time, I went out drinking at 2 other bars with no problems, at which point, then I probably was too intoxicated. Definitely stupid of me to throw the knife.

>>737723471
Knowing /b I'd say theres a 90% chance op is omitting facts and is somehow in the wrong. But if this dudes actually as bad as you say he is then fuck him up mate. If hes that much bigger than you then you've just gotta be a little sly and fuck with him on the downlow, maybe feed him some acid when hes working and post results. Do it for /b.

>>737723981
>Feeding acid

Now we're on to something! And yes, I'm definitely in the wrong.

>>737723981
It's the fact that time has passed, and he won't forgive me. He won't even serve me club soda when I'm sober. Nobody else working there has a problem with it, and his argument is invalid cuz I never threw it at him. I admit to throwing it, and that being stupid, but he also can't blame me for being over served because he's been doing that to me for YEARS. It's like we need to compromise, even if it's largely to his side and advantage, but he doesn't give a shit, obviously. That's why I want to rattle him into caring.

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from what youre posting, you seem like an alcoholic and genuinely not a pleasant person to be around. if you turn into a petulant child that throws knives, fucks with his car, and asks strangers on the internet to help you act like more of a douche, maybe you should get therapy, or attempt to solve your problems like a fucking adult.

were not your personal army, faggot.

>>737724573
Thanks pal. I am an alcoholic, and while doing so, have earned many friends there, including the staff. So I hear you, but need advice on how to get past this situation so I can resume my social life with my friends there on the weekends. It was definitely childish to throw the knife.

>>737724316
I'd say still fuck with him a little bit, and make sure to have some fun with it that's what really matters. Just make it clear to him that its beneficial for him to compromise, then be a big boy and take him aside for a chat where you offer a clean slate. I mean I'm still a supporter of the acid plan but whatever works for you buddy.

>>737724720
have you considered that he just doesnt fucking like you? you seem to suck. maybe its a sign from the cosmos to do something with your life that isnt get drunk at the same bar every day for years on end. maybe just leave the fucking guy alone.

>>737724774
Haven't done it yet, but bought 100 plastic green knives from the dollar store. I planned on getting a drink there a week later, and when I tabbed out, leave him a decent tip and throw a handful of knives on the floor on my way out, but OBVIOUSLY that didn't happen.

>>737724892
because youre a fucking pussy.

>>737724865
So I need to "defriend" my friends? Go on bumble and meet a bunch of lameass young professionals. Most of my friends are good people and social workers above the age of 40.

>>737724573
And yeah i entirely agree, there's a very good chance that OP finds an easy way to get right back to square one with this fella even after sorting things out. I'm just trying to show OP how actual adults handle these kinds of situations (and maybe get a funny dosing thread while I'm at it).

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>>737724954
Challenge accepted. I will do this at some point and deliver on /b/.

>>737724971
if they wont hang out with you anywhere but a shitty bar that cant even afford to staff more than one barman, youre not friends, youre mutual alcoholics. grow the fuck up. get a hobby.

>>737722193
You sound like an annoying drunk asshole, and any bartender can refuse to serve you if they want for no reason, but especially if you're drunk already.
Bartender did nothing wrong and probably has to put up with 300 alcoholics just like you every night. The fact that your little drunk ass would actually sit and try to contemplate revenge is just sad and you have no reason to go on living.

>>737725047
because compounding your dumbfuckery and starting even more shit with the guy totally wont backfire. youre not trying to get on good terms with this guy, youre trying to be a high school bully. grow the fuck up.

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>>737725086
Been dating this girl lately, maybe spend more time with her lol

>>737722193

Ok sounds like a cunt. Don't be a cunt for an extended period of time and he may serve you again.

>>737725289
try taking shrek out to dinner somewhere that isnt your shitty dive.

>>737725360
I'm guessing my friends are cunts too... Doesnt make much sense though because I've gone to concerts with one of the bartenders, was a roommate and workout buddy of one of them, and I play Domino's and go to the pool with one of them, and am friends with boyfriend's of one of them. I've gone on camping trips and super bowl parties with the patrons.... Maybe I'll buy douchebaggery since most of them are single or divorced. Respectable jobs though. Pretty liberal, and they hate Donald Trump. I personally dont care to get into politics because it typically offends people.

>>737725435
She doesn't go there. My shitty bar is for me and my boys. I only take her to nice places.

>>737725435
"But dive bars are cool" - OP's beard

>>737725047
I'm proud of you son, forget any possible consequences. Make it happen and post it on /b, kek will praise you in the next life my child.

>>737725435
I like the Shrek comment. I do like thicker women because I crush most skinny girls like they're a ragdoll.

>>737723303
You're gonna get your shit pushed in ya stupid fuck. Touch his car (property) and you've entered a new area of law. You sound like a dickhead honestly.

>>737725686
Actually, it's a tap & grill. If I wanted to be a hipster and go to a dive bar, I'd pay to get in a cab and go downtown to hang out with other hipsters at a "dive" bar. I've had a beard for almost 15 years now, so nice try. It's not even a neck beard; it's thicker than thor's cock.

>>737723303
He sounds like hes bipolar or has some sort of personality disorder

>>737725826
I am to people who fuck with me. This is honestly the first time I've ever encountered a problem like this. I am stubborn though.

>>737725957
I do get winter depression, but have been diagnosed with nothing else. I can't speak for the faggot

>>737725922
Hipster in denial. You started your sentence out with "actually." lol faggot

From one former alcoholic to a current alcoholic:

You're fucking up. Part of the reason people don't like you is because of your decision making skills. They are shit. I live in an area with a ton of bars in a small area, but I'm blackballed in two. It took me a while to recognize that I was the problem, that I was at fault, and that I couldn't control how other people reacted to me, especially so when I was drunk, which was every fucking night for years.

Your friends are there. This makes the situation shit. At this point, if you want to hang out, you have to do so sober. It sounds like nobody has a problem with this, that you haven't burned bridges with the owner, so roll with it. The only way to get through to an adult is to act like one yourself.

But it's probably too late. You know why. If you were a sober person, in his position, you might react the same way to you. Any escalation on your point, now, will just get the owner to blackball you so you can't even enter.

Take care of yourself, man.

>>737726132
Touche

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>>737725922
jesus youre a fucking edgelord. seriously just grow the fuck up and move on with your life.

>>737725986
Normally I would stay impartial to something like this but the dude in the photo looks like a colossal faggot, so I'm pretty sure that gives you free reign to fuck his shit up.

>>737722193
read your other comments. You are stupid as fuck. I occasionally bounce/bar tend for the lulz and would have beat the fuck out of you and fucked you in the ass already

You sound like a whiney, immature, manlet who runs his fucking mouth too much.

>>737726178
Thanks anon. I actually just drink club sodas there a lot when we play trivia and poker, so I'm not addicted to that point. Appreciate the sincerity and sounds very logical.

>>737726178
Guys stop giving him actual advice, I really want this acid thread.

>>737726294
I don't get it. So you get drunk at other bars then go there to be an asshole? Because club soda doesn't have booze in it.

>>737726279
Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't beat the fuck out of me. I'm pretty big myself but he is still much taller and bigger than me. I just have big chest and arms.

>>737726430
"Chest and Arms" lol
This guy is trolling hard haha
Good one OP

>>737726430
fat and fedoras do not a warrior make.

>>737726383
It'll be a while before I'll see him again. If that's the route, then I will deliver. Most people here are just reminding me that I'm a faggot. The overwhelming response of this thread is OP is a faggot and STFU OP.

>>737722193
OP is a fucking drunk who throws a knife at a bartender who cut him off, then fucks with his car.

If I was the bartender I'd never serve you again. If I was the owner you'd be banned from the premises.

Fuck you OP you're a piece of trash and you're too stupid to even realize it.

>>737726566
This

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>>737726544
Not wearing my fedora in this one, I apologize.

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>>737724720
At least you're self aware.Also they're not you're friends, you're just a drunk who spends all his money there and they butter you up so you'll keep coming back, get help friend.

>>737726409
That night, yes I went to other bars. However, this is really the only bar I go to/prefer. I don't drink everyday, but if my friends go out, I drink club soda instead. I don't have to drink 30 beers or even alcohol every time I hang out with friends.

>>737726661
"im not a hipster"
>unkempt gross fucking hipster beard
>faggoty ass ironic hipster cat t shirt
>has his faggoty manlet friends take faggoty hipster pictures of his siccc drum set

>>737726713
I still hang out with the bartenders who don't work there. I do spend all my money there, so oh well to them. The patrons have no motivation though, although some of them don't even drink; they just drink sweet tea.

>>737722193
>>>737726661
>"im not a hipster"
>>unkempt gross fucking hipster beard
>>faggoty ass ironic hipster cat t shirt
>>has his faggoty manlet friends take faggoty hipster pictures of his siccc drum set
>>737726876
My band is pretty good if you're into stoner rock/prog rock/metal.

>>737726713
I am self aware, appreciate it. Just thought this would be interesting discussion instead of just browsing for "dank memes" like I have here the past 5 years.

>>737726876
>>737726967

www.iammaddox.com Our shits on Spotify too, iTunes soon.

>>737726967
>>737727061
i legitimately cant tell if youre actually a socially retarded alcoholic edgelord or this is some elaborate troll..

>>737726876
But I do have a sicc drum set. And my beard is really alternative. I really like it when it gets wet with local brews smh

>>737726566
Chek'd
Dubbs of Wisdom.

>>737727230
>>737727230
Socially retarded edgelord. Nice try anon

>>737724720
Probs shouldn't be trying to get drinks at the bar then, go to rehab or an AA thing. Whatever Americans (I'm assuming, sorry) do for alcoholism.

>>737727546
what do you mean "nice try"? lol.
you came here oblivious to why someone wont tolerate you being a drunk piece of shit and want to compound it be doubling down on your piece of shittery.
>socially retarded.

>i was a hipster before it was cool to be a hipster
>im a dick to those who disrespect muh'chivalry
>all of your other fucking edgy faggot posts.
>fucking edgelord.

>>737724720

My advice is find a new place to drink where your stupid drunken antics haven't alienated you. Stop making work suck for this guy by showing up. The staff and patrons don't care about you, and your taking pride in the local piss hole makes bartenders cringe.

>>737727912
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>>737726566
>>737726279
>>737726178


the overarching response is that you are the problem, bennett, stop trying to get people to bully someone to make your pathwtic ass feel better.

>>737727824
Nice try was a sarcastic, self-deprecating remark.

>>737722193
Op how old are you ?

>>737728206
>LOLZ I WAS TROLLIN

>>737727912
Advice taken. I'm still good to go there about 3-4 nights a week (nights he's not working), but probably won't because I have other hobbies. I'm also good there for lunches or whatnot cuz he's only there at night. I'm debating just not going there at all period. I'm seeing a lot of responses assuming I'm banned, but I'm not. They've told the owner what happened and he doesn't care. The guy pictured regularly gets complaints from his co-workers. He's always late to work and doesn't clean up properly at the end of the night. He also gets away with giving away free drinks, and the rest of them would be burned at the stake/fired for it (it's happened before). Owner is smart to have a bar last that long, but emotionally reacts sometime instead of following his head.

>>737728223
Why dont you ask 192?

>>737728192
You actually know me, or just picking it up from the band page? I only know of maybe 1 other person who actually lurks here, and it's definitely obvious who I am.

>>737728192
If I bullied someone, it would be me, not the army. Moving on is what I've been aiming to do, but it's not working. Technically he's being the bully by blackballing me. I am wrong for my actions.

>>737728223
27. Yes, I've had a beard since I was about 15/16, so I think I fucked up my math up above #inb4

>>737723471
Maybe your mom can sort things out.

Wink wink

>>737729056
hes a bully for exercising his right to refuse service to an alcoholic.. right. have you ever thought maybe one of your friends mightve pulled some shit on you and told the bartender you were in AA?

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>>737722193
>find a female friend who's ultra comfortable with you
>doesn't seem so hard, because you honestly sound like a nigga who spends his life 100% in the friendzone
>Ask her to help you get a dude fired, but it's risky af
>get some roofies.
>go to that bar, have her buy drinks.
>slip her the roofy.
>start freaking out
>call cops
>have her give testimony he was the only person to handle drinks
>tests should come back positive for roofies

You're welcome nigga. Not only will he be fired for sure, but it'll ruin his whole fucking life.

>>737729248
Haha

I did return there last night and repetitively played Let it Go from Frozen to fuck with him. He kept overriding the jukebox and I walked up to him to ask for my money back (the very first time I played it, he immediately cut it off; I was just being a jackass feeding it every time he walked away) and he refused. I asked for it back over and over and he just started to ignore me. He ended up calling the cops on me, so I obviously left. I felt like Ghandi with my peaceful protest.

>>737729559
>>737729559
I don't think they would've told him that? They've been texting me asking if I'm okay though.

>>737729635
OP IS A CUNT

>>737729635
youre pathetic.

>>737729582
Where've you been hiding all morning anon? Lol. I got acid and roofies now as suggestions.

The girl I'm seeing now is too vanilla and would never do such a thing. Maybe I should indeed put my best hipster on downtown and pick up an edgy girl at the dive bar.

I do regularly get drug test it, but if I report ASAP to the EAP, I'm cleared.

Good job anon!

>>737729747
Thanks, friend.

>>737722193
>long story short
>writes a fucking novel

>>737729697
are you sure, cause from an outside perspective, itd be pretty hilarious to see some beta torment a bartender who didnt do anything to him.

>>737729794
I wouldn't say that as much as I generally don't give a shit about anything. I have a good job, good friends, good family growing up: just pretty apathetic. I do enjoy my band though. I've also been playing as an amateur poker player and have been growing a bankroll, so that's good too.

>>737729582
The other thing is that there are cameras, but he's too stupid to check them, primarily because he didn't check them when he claimed I threw a knife at him. If he would just check, he would see what I did. If there was a spoon there, I would've thrown that instead. Just luck of the draw when not thinking things through #AAfolyfe

>>737729582
Alternatively, the owner would see the act performed when I reported it. If the cops got involved, they would definitely see it.

>>737729926
Initial thread exceeded character count. So went to condensed form and opened the the floor for discussion.

You should consider the viewpoints of others and understand their intent before acting all edgy. What are you, autistic?

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>>737730203
>See the act

Nigga what kind of fucking dive has cameras? I don't think your hipster ass knows what a fucking dive is.

Also, you have HER drop it in while she's, ya know, holding the drink

>>737729926
Go throw a knife at a bartender, you emotional-IQ challenged faggot

>>737730293
autist claiming others are autistic. dunning-kreuger in full form.

>>737730341
Ok, makes more sense. Still, it would prove him innocent.

I call it dive, because it's really just a shitty bar. No girls go in there, at least not the attractive ones. Girls tend to judge me on my job and $, so I prefer to meet them casually, and not downtown with all the young professionals acting all bougie.

>>737725618
/pol/ for this kind of discusion - Thank!

>>737722931
sounds like you're a cunt that needed 86ing. you're lucky I'm not that bloke, or I'd throw in a beating as well

>>737730365
If that were true, I'd be arguing with the people calling me an asshole, dipshit, alcoholic, etc. I even had someone say I was self aware, but definitely with a problem. Nice try.

>>737722193
You're an alcoholic and a criminal. Join AA and stop harassing people who are just doing their fucking jobs.

Otherwise, prepare for prison.

>>737730609
That was kind of an anomaly for this thread, but okay?

>>737730530
>i dont like going to popular places because im immasculated by younger men who make more money then me and can pull nicer looking bitches than me

fixt.

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>>737730530
>You're retarded

I'm sorry I wasted my time here. I didn't think you'd be this fucking idiotic on how to fucking fire somebody with the most simple of ways ever.

>He poisoned her
>3rd party confirms they only had drinks
>No absolution of guilt
>He'd be guilty until proven 100% otherwise
>Your "Word" doesn't mean shit. That's why there's a legal system that relys on witnesses, testimony and jurys
>my fucking WORD, they'd be able to check for roofies 2 days after it happened.

You should kill yourself you emotionally challenged hipster trash.

>>737730722
I will not argue with your advice. Pretty straight forward. No butt rape please. Thank you anon.

>>737722931
dude you're a faggot that can't handle their liquor. that's why he doesn't want to serve you, because you got hammered and threw a fucking knife. leave the guy alone.

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>>737722359
>>737722193

ITT; belligerent alcoholic is mad that bartender stopped serving him after resorting to violence when his addiction is called out.

You have a severe and life threatening addiction to alcohol. Get it sorted out or die

Having read through all of this thread and weighed up everything carefully, I have decided there is only one sensible course of action for you OP:

Kill yourself. Have someone bring you back to life and then kill yourself again for being such a faggot.

>>737730763

Thanks. $70k ain't too shabby. I used to roll in there in 3 piece suits ordering heinekens when I was younger, but the girls are kind of generic. They also don't get dark, dry, cynical or sarcastic humor, so that's kind of boring. Personality goes a long way with me.

>>737722193
>>737722193
>>737722193
What is the name of this bar?

>>737730856
Ah, I follow you now. Yeah, I'm a dumbass at times. Too methodical/slow. Most people here call that retarded.

I like you though man. Thanks for contributing.

>>737722193
Op, you are a giant asshole. Everybody hates you; nobody likes you.
Buy your booze at a liquor store and stay home. Quit fucking with people.

>>737731090
Would like to know as well. Maybe have a spambot nonstop call them

>>737730945
He didn't even serve me. The knife thing happened 3 hours later after he refused to give me a club soda. I think the piece-wise telling of this tale is starting to screw me over, of course, not screwing me up as much as throwing a knife.

>>737731006
No alcohol is in club soda. Will not give me any service whatsoever. It'd be different if I had to go there for a beer. I don't even keep alcohol in my apartment dude, chill.