Hallo /b/, I need advice. I had three girlfriends so far, with

all the girls i was with swallowed

It depends on the girl, if she's a slut she'll most likely swallow and take a load to the face.

If not then your out of luck, not every girl enjoys warm spem splashed in their face.

You probably watch too much porn.

Don't know why they won't swallow. Silly really as it's the quickest way to get rid of it if they don't like the test.
I'm surprised that's more of an issue than anal. How did you coax them all into liking that?

I've always been disappointed by delivering facials. They tend to scrunch up their face and wait for the load. I asked my wife about it and she said she didn't mind because she knew it turned me on. What she didn't like was getting it in her eye because it stung, which is completely reasonable in truth.

>>737718366
You mean anal?

My gf will take it in the butt yet she said she doesn't want cum on her face. My cum leaves red splotches on her skin, so it's probably a vanity issue, even if it's just temporary.

>>737718547
Yeah I meant anal

>>737717490

10 partners

all swallowed

only one was into facials

current one is really into butt stuff

butt stuff is better

>>737717490
Most women aren't fans of getting splattered on the face.

>>737717490

Facials are a requirement for me. On video. It may be from too much porn or it may be a 'dominance' thing or 'marking my territory' or something like that. But whatever, my gf HAS to take facials.

Been with current girl 1.5 yrs, and she LOVES it. Not wild about it getting in her eye, but that's her fault because she likes to see the cum shoot out.

I'm much older than most of you, and I thought ALL of the 20-something's these days were into facials and anything else. Surprised there are still any who won't do it.

>>737718773
I was into it by as soon as permission was given it lost its appeal with me. Much preferred fucking a white doggy style before lubing her up and slipping it in without saying anything. Remember this one chick. Fucking her doggy and then pulled out and started pushing it in, she turned to look at me all confused and I told her to face forward. She didn't make a sound. Nutted in her arse and came in her mouth in the morning. I miss her

>>737717490
18 sexual partners
7 swallowed
15 allowed facials
2 wanted anal

she will take a load in the mouth which is enough for me. i don't need to see her with a face full of cum. i'm better off masturbating to cumming on a random chick's face, not the girl i love.

I cant understand anyone would want to do a facial.For me it would take inhuman willpower to pull out just before I came. Coming inside is way more intimate as well.

What do? How to persuade her?

You just have to find the right one. My wife swallows or will play with my cum with her hand then slurp it up. Also alright with facials.

>>737717490
>3 gfs
>3 anal
>3 swallowed
>3 sucked dick in public
girls in love will do anything, just bang them real good

>>737718961
34 here. Same, but with anal. I'm back in the dating world unexpectedly and of the 5 25-29 yr olds I've fucked since, only one has been into it.

>>737719096
This. I'm not into sexual practices which I consider degrading when it's my wife. I'd much rather jerk off to facial and face fuck porn/dp than do it to/with the mother of my children. It just feels disrespectful.

>>737719321
My wife likes the degrading parts of sex. She likes to be slapped and raped. She likes to wear cum in public or let people see her naked. If that's her kink then I'm glad I'm able to satisfy that.

>>737719272
Is the grass greener on the other side?

>>737719272

I'm 50, and a 20% success rate with anal still sounds pretty good to me. Anal was the holy grail back in the day. I've found more 20-somethings who are not into anal (or never tried) than I have those unwilling to swallow or take a facial. Most of the ones I've been with enjoyed playing pornstar on the video camera and getting a facial, but anal is 'dirty'. Tho with the right convincing and introducing it correctly, I've had more anal success than not with today's generation

>>737719321

That's how I originally was with my now ex wife. As I found out what a POS she was, when we fucked (sue me, she was hot), I'd get rougher, slap her, choke her, etc. She never came harder.

>>737719272
And the other ones? Did they let it happen or were fully against it?

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>>737717490
let your Uncle T-Bone teach you how to bust nuts on your cunt's pretty mug.............................

>>737719561

Eh, the divorce wasn't my idea. So it wasn't me wanting to sow my oats, if that's the implication. But man. The first vag you nut in after your wife's, especially when she turned out to be awful... transcendent.

>>737719096
>>737719321

I think it's disrespectful that the woman you love can't also be the woman who fulfills any and all of your sexual fantasies. Relationships are about communication. I like what I like, and I discuss EVERYTHING with my girl. Some of it she's down for, some not yet, but at least I have the decency to discuss it with her rather than hiding in the basement and fapping to BangBros when she's gone

>>737719496
Sounds hot. TBH my sex life is still active but we lack the adventure we used to have. Have to be so careful too as we are both incredibly fertile.

I'm this case I stand by the old adage: sometimes it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Just let your shit blow all over her when she's cranking you. "Oh baby I didn't mean to I was trying to hold out but you do it so much better than the other girls"

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>>737717490
ok serious questions now

wtf is this and why is it so disgusting?

>>737719665

1000 times, THIS. I'm the old guy (50), was married almost 20 years. The divorce was somewhat mutual (and I stress somewhat) bus it still sucked and not at all how I thought my life would go. But then I ended up fucking more 20-somethings in my 40's than I did when I was 20-something myself. So yeah, while I missed the 'stability' (though there was none of that at the end), I made the best of it getting back out there. I've settled in with a much younger girl and we've been together a year & a half now. She's everything I've ever dreamed of, and I've never been this happy in my life. And bitch loves facials

>>737719706
I do discuss it with her and she knows my tastes, but some of it I don't want to do with her. And I'm not prepared to cheat to fulfill those particular urges so fapping in the dungeon is all I have

>>737719868
Peach fuzz? It's hair bro girls happen to have it I know fucking weird right.

Both of my exes swallowed. One of them just did it because I liked it, the other one, I think she actually enjoyed it, because she'd ask "Can I swallow?" Don't worry OP. It'll happen.

>>737717490
Your sperms probably smell really bad - protip is to drink pineapple juice and a little bleach to catalyse the sweet molecules - makes u into alpha stud super hot 100% shit hot bro!

>>737719927
Let us sit under the learning tree of uncle T-bone. I wish he would release the cum shoots he did on Miley and Kate Upton already.

>>737717490

Some will, some won't. A chick that swallows is worth keeping. A chick that deep throats is gold.

>>737720036
Don't have a bug enough dick for a deep throater to be necessary.

>>737719913

So you discuss it, she knows your tastes, then you go "nah I'd like to do that just not with you". Way to make her feel like a queen, bro

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>>737719927
This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot girls, and basically you are fucked.

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>>737720015
\m/ rock out with your cock out!

>>737719996
Works surprisingly well from my experience

>>737717490
Honestly anon swallowing and/or facials are not that uncommon, but porn and the internet can warp your views/ expectations if you allow it. That said, I am an avid watcher of porn. When I feel a little too addicted to the stuff I watch, I try to stop and just focus on getting actual pussy.

>>737720206
Really? I don't know man I mean yea tags a skeleton he is getting his dick sucked by but is it one of the twins?

not many girls like facials, its messy and gross to them

would YOU like to recieve a facial?
probably not.
>No? Why not babe, its hot!

would YOU swallow someone elses cum?
again probably not.
>why not? its just a bit of protein ;)

simply put. not every human being enjoys cum.

>>737720242
I like to roll deep in that 2d when I have overloaded my mind and tissues on that 3d

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>>737720163
+ Uncle controls the president of the USA, not Russia!

>>737720381
Aawwwwwwww shit. Please let Kek provide a bug nut on invankas face.

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>>737720317
>but is it one of the twins?
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>>737720361
I get my jollys making bets that the payoff is me spooging in a girls mouth. I love me a victory spooge.

>>737720103
I hate both these ppl
I want to cover his faggot hipster glasses in honey then shove them up his gaping asshole. Once he has cum all over a himself I would release the fire ants and laugh as they find ther way up his prolapsed ashole. Just as they start biting I would smash the glasses gy kicking him in his mancunt.
I want to force that fat chick into therapy and then release the transcripts as a podcast featuring some stupid faggot comedian past her prime.
But fuck me I blew my load over her fat jiggly dancing.

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>>737720461

>>737720103
Who is chubby grill?

I think that facials are something thats usually done to make the guy feel like he controls you, as for swallowing, easiest way to keep everything clean and the taste doesn't really do anything

>>737720582
Yea I hate big dicked dudes too.

>>737720605
Ewww I bet her crotch looks like Lenny Kravitz tying his shoes

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>>737720582
88 keks!

>>737720654
That's it for me. I like to mark what's mine especially before we go out at night.

>>737717490
Mybe your jizz smells bad or the taste

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>>737720625
kate moss

>>737717490
Taste on jizz and report back on texture, smell and taste OP. I'll wait.

>>737720709
Yeah I love the idea of a man marking hiw little whore with cum just before taking her out to show off, makes me so horny

>>737720163
He was President. That makes all the difference.
Henry Kissinger, the former Secretary of State under Nixon, is ugly as sin and always has been, yet he was famous for always having a supermodel around his arm.
When reporters asked how he did it, he would always reply:
>power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

>>737719045
Did they all have bigger dicks than you?

>>737719706
you missed my point. she WOULD do anything i want, it's ME that doesnt want to cross that facial bridge. not yet at least.
ive stuck it in her butt a few times, and she digs that. but honestly, the first time was the best. since then, its a "been there done that" mentality.
theres a reason i dont whack off to the same porn more than twice: because ive "been there, done that." id rather not apply that thought to my partner. maybe down the road when we slow down sexually ill give her a facial to jump start our sex life. but until then, the fantasy seems better than the reality.

>>737721948

All she hears is "I want to do that, just not with you." Every woman's favorite thing. Her boss is cumming on her face at lunch, bro. Or if not, soon will be

>>737717490
Of my girlfriends all would do oral, vaginal, facial, or swallow, but none would do anal.

why do guys like doing facials anyway. it feels way better to cum in her mouth/vag/ass.

i don't want to do it so have never asked, and no girl has ever asked me. but anal, yeah that's a problem in real life, 2 of 5 girls ive been with wouldn't let me do it unless they were really drunk and high.
swallowing i've never had a girl that didn't tho. like another poster mentioned, why spit.. your throat doesn't taste, anything objectionable occurs the instant it hits your mouth, whats the point in spitting

>>737720764
Fuck she's a fat bitch

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>>737720770
It tastes better than your moms dirty ass pussy juice

>>737722102
Funny. But I still can't explain why. Maybe 3 is not a big enough peer group.

>>737717490

My girl swallows every time, on her own. Easier cleanup. She doesn't go for facials though.

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>>737722327
it is because she stopped putting the good blow up her nose :(

Who posts the Terry Richardson photos and why?

>>737722438
Probably cos she's fat and ugly

>>737722238

For many of them it's the consistency. Like, slurp a mouthful of snot and just swallow. I understand completely if they want to spit

>>737722645
Terry Ridhardson posts em cos he is yesterday's news and is hoping to find a new audience in faggot btards

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>>737722645
my nam is Keiichi Nitta, nice to meet ya fag8

>>737722791
phlegm and snot are the same exact substance and everyone swallows their phlegm sometimes.

>>737722413
Well that's your problem your letting her pussy juice get to her asshole before you lick it. I promise you it's better tasting then what u describe it.

>>737721948
Well don't make her walk across a bridge to get jizzed on dumb ass.

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>>737722858
>yesterday's news
as ODB would say "nigga please"

\m/

>>737722161
did you mean to post that in the cringe thread?

>Daryl Hannas has her ups and downs. Sensible and sincere, the blond siren keeps a pure heart and a pin-up physique. Touching and funny like a child, mysterious too, this is a true women who protects her private life but isn't afraid of the truth.

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>>737723324
top lols, she is old now but when the bitch was young she was just a suck toy for Uncle \w/

>>737722762
She's pretty fit. No supermodel, but if you're not a basement dwelling mongoloid on a strict diet of Mtn Dew and Doritos, a girl will take your load no problem.

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1 blast the volume:
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498460377950.webm

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2 blast the volume:
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>>737722945

right....but swallow someone else's or have it force feed to you through the end of a dick. Nah, not for me

12 sexual partners
1 liked anal
3 liked facials
8 cum drinkers

>>737717490
"Wanted to swallow"? So are you telling us you made the mistake of asking first? :o

>>737724226
it's hot when a girl hocks a loogie and spits it into my mouth. or pees in it.

>>737724412
No, she told me before she gave me head that she doesn't want to. And of course I ask. I'm a nice guy. But without fedora.

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>>737719132

>>737719996
I read this in Ninjas voice from Die Antword

But that's funny. I thought anal would be a lot more common. In Europe the media tells us that every high school teen does anal, because of bad sex education, purity movement, virginity before marriage reasons and so on.

>>737719023
A real gentleman

Nigga you gotta take control. You can't just be like "hey excuse me miss can I squirt on your face please" hellz no! You gotta be like "that's right you wanna take this jizz. Fucking swallow it."

Trust me they'll love you all the more for it. Most women want to be dominated, and it's a huge turn-on for them. You tell THEM what they want.

I've only really had one gf and we both lost our v cards to eachother and to me it sounds like u dated some prudes cuz my gf swallows whenever she succs till I cüm

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WHAT

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FUCK

DID

THESE

2

BASTARDS

DO

TO

OUR

QUEEN

?

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>>737726166
Uncle's cock was in her little tight snatch while Jared was stretching her smelly butthole..........

>>737717490
Been around hitting the 40 soon telling you most don't want to swallow it taste bad. Try it youself and remember things taste different for each person. Next facials they don't really enjoy it. I don't enjoy having people do things they don't enjoy at all. Anal they will sometimes. The ones who's into this shit hardcore is a slut and promise they will cheat as fast as your dick can get hard. They fun to play with but don't get serious man.

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this photograph was taken right after they defiled that slut Elle Fanning's moist pink cunt

>>737726230


THIS FUCKING FAGGOT STUFFS HIS UNDERWEAR WITH A FAKE DILDO TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE'S GOT A BIG COCK.

WORKED WITH HIM ON SUICIDE SQUAD. FUCK THIS LOSER

>>737717490
Its not so common man, if you want them to eat pineapple but usually it doesnt taste good for them (pineapple makes it taste sweeter)

who the fuck is this guy?

>>737726634

newb

>>737726634


god.

I never thought in a thousand years that swallowing is so common and anal is that uncommon.

>>737726896


NEITHER ARE COMMON YOU FAT FUCK IN THE REAL WORLD. 20% DO ANAL (MOSTLY MUD RACES) AND ABOUT 5% SWALLOW. WOMEN LIKE CUM AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE HARD WORK

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>>737726476
Jared's nickname is "Speedy"
http://web.archive.org/web/20041208193711/http://www.terryrichardson.com:80/images/650/nude_dudes/Speedy3.jpg

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>>737726854
amen.

\HAIL/

>>737727091
I am not fat. Why do you think I am?

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>>737726634
Cocky Monster!

>>737727278


IN YOUR MIND YOU ARE NOT. BUT YOU ARE.

>>737727376
No, I am not. I know how to use a scale.

>>737727461
what a hairy monster

>>737717490

swallowing is pretty common, but nobody wants that shit on their face dude.

thats just internet

>>737729762
As if being absolutely obsessed with his own mediocre cock wasn't enough cringe.

>>737717490
My wife likes taking facials, but won't take it up the ass.
All girls are different.

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>>737730021
fuck off and gas yourself kike

1488!

>>737718517
Then make her wear swimming goggles.

>>737730021
His cock isn't mediocre.

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>>737730214
88 keks!

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Terry is a goddamn legend

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>>737730389

\w/ \m/

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It's amazing how much pussy he gets, while just doing his job and getting paid for it.

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>>737730825
lel, very true!

>>737717490

More girls hate facials than anal.

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3 blast the volume:
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What's uncle Terry's problem?
Is he a faun or something?

>>737717490
Facial - feels gross, and eyes.
Swollowing - alright spitting is one thing, but semen tastes fucking horrid. So bad enough you've got to deal with it having it in your mouth, the tatse fucking lingers in the back of your throat for hours when you swollowing, it doesn't matter how much you drink, still cum.

>>737717490
You watch too much pr0n and probably believe coyotes survive after getting 7-11 sized boulders dropped on them.

>>737717490
Better question is what do you want? Prioritize what you want emotionally, financially and sexually out of your relationships then strive for that. If your current gf is not footing the bill move on immediately. sounds harsh but if you aren't in a normal relationship and married to the love of your life forever by now you are in a hostile, uncertainty filled world of survival of the fittest and get what you want now because you can literally die tomorrow.

Personally, I would take charge. If you have a GF you have no obligations to marriage with someone and have the freedom to "move on" if something doesn't meet your needs. Experiment. Find out what you key sexual needs and wants are and strive to get them but also be aware you are probably in a minority and will need to work hard to get what you want. But be honest and also be reasonable. For example. If she's about ready to go to work or drop the kids off somewhere, don't insist she take a mess of sperm on her face. If it's late on a weekday and she's headed to the shower anyways, stop her get her on her knees and do your business then help her get cleaned up with hugs and kisses and shit.

Moral. Life's too short and your reading shit from a drunk. The end. Do what you want fuck everyone because most countries are fucked anyways.