YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

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https://youtu.be/shynN8rxKmc

OP just wait for it... LMAO
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

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>>737709044

>>737710276

>>737709044
Topkek op nice pic

>>737709845
Is that dude serious?

>>737710664
Holy shit

>>737710891
Holy shit thx anon

>>737709101
Put me in shorts and call me summer, I've never seen that before and it made me chuckle

>>737711484
The bread thing that is

>>737710664
What a fucking faggot. Let that shit fly. Believe it or not, women stare at bulges like men stare at a fat ass.

>>737710664
Funny but too fake.

>>737711710
I decide not to believe it. Who the fuck would like to see some guy's dick?

>>737711428
>the Oxford comma
lost

>>737709271
mm-my time is nn-now

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>>737712288
The oxford comma is the only propper way to list off a set. You to generate nigger faggot.

>>737711428
She's mentally ill?
Wouldn't of guessed.

>>737712684
have*

>>737712525
It's funny that anyone would even mention it

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!!

>>737709044

my life

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737709725
And nothing happened because of it
I doxxed myself before. People found my voter registration. I asked them wtf they'd do with that.
Anon has no balls

>>737712020
I've actually had girls tell me they looked at my bulge in sweatpants.

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737710891
>hear snickers behind me
>hear snickers
>snickers

holy shit thats hilarious

>>737711371
lost

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>>737711240
bruh, that's a woman. how dare you!

>>737711428
Would cum all over dem titties.

>>737711428
You need to fuck this mental diseased faggot and as you cum on their gmo tits yell MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>737709044
This happened to me a few times in high school. Thankfully I got more attractive in my 20s

>>737715196
MY FUCKING SIDES WENT INTO HEAVEN FUCKING HELLL

>>737715163
That guy is a cunt.
A funny cunt but jheeze

>>737715163
fuuuuuuck poor kid

>>737716010 >>737716028

I don't know whether to laugh or put on "Mad World"

>>737710276
What's the full story?

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737717643
zozzle

>>737709044

Why is it always this video?

>>737718570
Because OP knows how awesome he is and wants to share his genius with the world!

>>737711371
That's actually funny, no beta

>>737711428
I got ok cupid for a second
This is literally everyone there

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>>737709044

>>737719415
>Because role models must be the same gender.

I never understood the whole role model bullshit. If you can't tell right from wrong on your own you need serious help.

>be me
>be a 27 year old virgin
>Now be me at 21
>Talk to a girl I don't like but its obvious said girl likes me
>Things go well for the most part
>Time passes and she invites me over
>She gets down to businesses
>Try to give sum Fack
>Can't get it up
>trynottocry.jpg
>Lay in bed wanting to kms after
>She tries to comfort me and says it happens some times
>Can't handle it and return home
>Next day cometh
>Anon_you_have_a_new_message.mp3
>Look at phone
>Hey annon I'm sorry but I see you as friend
>Me having a meltdown
Some time passes
> I go to class
> Hear some girls talking bout how much of a loser I am
> 6 year after I have accomplished nothing in life and stay in my basement in the verge of mental illness and self doubt
>be me be happy

>>737719521
Heaven translates to space. Not some other dimension or bullshit they want you to believe.

>God is a space alien according to the bible.

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW, NEGROE!

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>>737719521
This isn't cringe this guy is fucking woke

>>737719626
It makes more sense God was an alien fucking with us 2000 years ago. And Jesus was another alien that one upped the alien playing God.

>>737719742
Any time you look into religion you find shit tons of stupid shit. Like the fact that Judaism originally was polytheistic.

>>737719033
old-ie but a gold-ie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E1jGHXEwh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O08ttyw3ivE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X11niHBJE0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji3-ksqDxM4

>>737711428
Had to Google the Oxford comma, weird bitch

>>737719483
ohwow

>>737720200
Are you ten?

>>737709271
Your time is up, my time is now!
You cant see me, my time is NOW!

>>737719483
Kek. BTFOed.

>>737719742
Nope. They both make about the same sense: none at all.

>>737721004

Full-kek

>>737711371
Alpha as fuck+funny.

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>>737719543
I never saw role models as people who show us proper moral conduct. I always thought of it more in terms of displaying qualities like good character, endurance, loyalty, etc. Rudy is a great role model, not some fantasy superhero. You can show a kid "Rudy" and say "look here, this little fucker is looked up to by guys bigger and stronger than him because he's a tough little shit who doesn't give up"

>>737719718
Lost to your comment. Read woke and looked at that dudes hair and pretty much his whole get up and ya, lost.


dentist meme is fucking lame though.

can you go on 4chan on your mobile phone (smartphone)

>>737715163
A school shooter right there

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737722182
No, phones are banned here

>>737722512
i don't mean is it allowed, i mean is it possible?

>>737717425
Am from Kansas. No reports I have read mentioned Emily Sander having nails pulled out or being disembowelled. The anon in that screen cap is just bluffing, and had nothing to do with her death I bet.

Reverse beta girl cringe

>>737719596
Im sorry anon thats harsh.

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>>737722886

>>737722873
Just seeing that face makes me shiver. That bitch

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW

>>737711484
>Put me in shorts and call me summer,
erhm...

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>>737723220

>>737710891
9/10

Made lurker comment

>>737721004
Holy shit I lost so hard, almost burst out laughing in public

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW

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>>737721004
I don't see the cringe. It's just a cute little comic about a couple fags.

>>737709845
what the fuck

>>737710891
not a ylyl

>>737723220
It was actually kinda witty anon. I bet the tard who wrote it is a stand up guy at parties and the like

>>737711371
This needs the lv99 bard video after

>>737711428
Please ISIS, come and save us of this disease

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>>737723002
Notnsurenwhich person is cringeier...

>>737711428
that Oxford comma line is so played out. I am a big fan of it too though

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>>737714039

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>>737719415

>>737723546

I'm sad that this is considered cringe and lame. He had the balls to meet a girl, they clicked and even shared a kiss and all he wanted to do was share that feeling of elation that girl gave him. It's a huge compliment to her.
But nope, it's lame, it's cringe, she probably showed her mates and they all had a good laugh and she probably went out 2 days later and had a similar experience with some Chad or some shit while this dude is sitting there thinking what the fuck did I do?

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>>737719596
I'm sorry she did you dirty like that, but if you didn't like her anyway...what's the big deal?

I'm 25 now and married to a wonderful woman, but we didn't have sex at all for the first year because I was too nervous to even stay hard....for a full goddamn year. But she stayed patient with me until I was ready. Some people, like you and me, are too nervous and anxiety-ridden to fuck at a moment's notice

>>737719521
that's pretty fucking boss

>>737719483

>BF almost punched you in the face

I would have punched him in the face, as well as a few other places besides. That condom and thong shit is a step to far in my book.

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Beta bot time

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it's not satire jsyk

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2/3

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3/3 cringe completed

>>737724386
I get that the dude meant well and I'm also sympathetic to him getting in with a girl for the first time hence his excitement, but he's a beta regardless, yes he's autistic but posting that shit on her wall is just asking to get ridiculed

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

Make your move player!

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>>737724806
>>737723546
>>737724386
It's considered cringe, not because of the message (although it was kinda cringe at some points), but because the guy is stupid and accidentally posted that none her wall - it's obvious that he TRIED to PM her but he's not good with computers I guess.

>>737724806
He approached the situation wrong. He went from being alright to being straight fucking creepy. Relationship rules, stow the creepy shit till their committed, then both people let it all out.

>>737724144

What is it with these new wave idiotic bitches and menstral blood! ITS FUKIN BLOOD! ITS JIST FUCKING URETHRA LINING FOR FUCK SAKE! ITS JUST BIOLOGICAL WASTE! DISPOSE OF IT AS SUCH!

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737725309
>Smart
>Not cringe

>>737725309
thats one great fkn alpha solution

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>>737725356
I get that if it works, it works. But it's a nigger-up, not a long term solution.

>>737725287

>Hoping she gets brutally gang raped and the scum flay that tatoo off her chest as a trophy

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>>737709044

ylyl?

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>>737725409
See
>>737725440


Again, it's not exactly cringe, but it fits in with the rest of the pics in that folder.

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>>737725473
Woah, take it easy with that edge there bro.

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>>737725607

>>737725529
Is that dude wearing lip stick?

>>737725569
Looks like a mouth.

>>737725621
looks like she burned them on the stove when reaching to get something

>>737725636
Explain this

>>737725371
>zap/zep/zam

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>>737725714
Deep-sea fish.

>>737725078
>>737724806

Look at the top left, that's a message /b/ros
I'm saying it's not cringe, it's defintely too much. I just find it sad that we consider it cringe and too much.

150 years ago, a man would walk into a ball room, spy a delicate maiden from across the room and proceed to write a 9 page letter to her about the intricacies of her beauty and compare the bitch to a rose n' shit.

She'd be all like "Oh Mr Darcy!" and they'd proceed to get married and go horse back riding and play crochet and polo until one of them dies from the chicken pox then the woman stays a spinster for the rest of her life.

Those were the days

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>>737725768

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>>737723358
> nigga u in 8th grade

Everytime

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>>737725804
You sound like a loser.

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737725309
i mean thats one way to do it

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

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>>737719483
saved

>>737725336
Gram'ma is like "The fuck is this generation coming to?"

>>737725905
To China with that thing.

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>>737725658
happens all the time.....epidemic really.

>>737725658
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>737725887
that just cant be real.
funny tho

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>>737725371
>zap/zep/zam

Pic related

>>737725969
Brilliant

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>>737724514
I can't believe I read as much of that as I did, I want to die!

>>737725956
How is that PC on?

>>737725864
>not getting the irony of the post

>>737725239
Big deal. Emo kids turn themselves into corpses all the time.

>>737725956
how is that cringe

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>>737725804
Chivalry is dead mate

>>737726321
Kek

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>>737726344
Look up mineral oil computer tank

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737725681
Not horrible.

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>>737726469
>>737725804

>>737725969
I don't know shit about computers. What happened?

>>737724493
This is stupid af, unless stupid mistakes are made, the starting player would never lose. Writing a bot that's star this game meaning it's impossible to win unless it emulates a stupid mistake to lose on purpose.

>>737721004
someone can provide the original thogh?

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>>737727059
Only masculated females with small hips actually

Nice meme supporting fraudulent pseudoscience tho

>>737725336
ROW ROW

>>737721004
Even with the joke at the end, this brings tears to my eyes. There's a cut azn femboy I'm close friends with that I'd actually like to marry. I wanna have a loving pretty boy in my life.

>>737726321
Same

>>737725569
Why were the toes so fat? Is that part of a syndrome?

>>737727669
>here's a cut azn femboy
the fuck is a FEMBOY
ITS A DUDE. A GUY. A MAN.

Fuck you.

>>737724514

Never understood this fetish and even after reading this whole thing, I still don't.

>>737725966

dude, look at the whole table. everyone is ashamed.

>>737724144
they make a good pair tbh

>>737725729
Whenever I see nose rings I just wanna put my finger in them and yank them up and down like a rusty breaker switch

>>737723194
Dale sounds like an edgy faggot. Shawn like a total neckbeard. Two faggots.

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>>737727849
That's the "boy" in "femboy" you fucking retard.
We're gay, fucking DUH

>>737718538
and lastly you're block
get out bart im piss

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737725309
he's going to ruin his computer that way. the #1 worst enemy of technology is dust. I still have my fat ps3 after 10 years because I never ever let dust get in it. that fan will just blow dust all over the delicate parts of that computer. Kek

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>>737725583

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>>737725887

>>737728211
"Heel honey" My favorite

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>>737725968
underrated post

>>737728095
bullshit anon. I am sorry.
yes, dust would build up, but you can simply just use a can of compressed air to clean it out each 2-3 years and call it a day.

tbh he could have just bought a 10$ cpu cooler and it would be the same except less noise.

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>>737725948

>>737709101
Cancer and shitty small resolution

>>737728396
But if his face was overheating he wouldn't be able to take the cpu cooler off and point it at his face.
This is the best option no matter what

>>737728396
except cpu coolers take air in from small openings and blow air outwards away from the cpu. when the fan is blowing air over the parts rather than dragging air, the dust buildup will be too much to handle. my buddy bought this dumb ass thing called an "intercooler" for his ps3 that basically did what that fan would do and his shit broke down like 3 months after getting it.

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737727408
I liked those a lot. Bit mellow though. Somehow they always provided me a good smooth trip while Hofman's destroyed me. Even eight Bhuddas at once where smoother than a half Hofman

>>737728296
yeah it is definitely good. way better than palm honey or that pleb tier clover honey.

>>737728809
what are you talking about?

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>>737723988

>>737709271
Yea

>>737724514
Reading that made me nauseous. Like an innate, sick to my stomach, feeling. Do cucks realize their women are a hair's breadth away from leaving them for the bull? Cuck's aren't "in a relationship" with the woman, they're just getting their money taken by a whore who fucks other guys.

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>>737719483

>>737719248
man, that could be the greatest deterrent to not break up with my girlfriend so far

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>>737711947

This makes me angry

>>737725936
No Fat Chicks

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

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>>737724066
Are you sure about that?

>>737711428

I'd fuck him so hard though.

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737729621
that's the point of the pic mang. to make you cringe

>>737730186
touché

>>737725700
kek that was an epic lost

>>737711138
Good chuckle

>>737726382
kek

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>>737719033

I'm fucking dead man holy shit

>A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR

>>737719415
>I took my girlfriend to see wonder woman and it was the first time she'd ever laid eyes on another female

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737728038
Hold up, my dude. You can't be saying that you like boys and that you're gay. People might start thinkin' you're a homo.

>>737728704
Sounds like he bought some silly product.
I used the fan method on my Core2Quad and i7 for what.. 3-4 years each?

Yes I was a poor fuck.

>>737727849
Meant cute instead of cut.

But yeah, he's an effeminate petite guy. Acts like a girl all the time, indistinguishable from one when we go out in public, but has a cute little azn dick I love to suck and stroke. And that ass is tight.

>>737725936
sensible chuckle

>>737725409
>>737725356
You don't cool a PC by blowing at it, you always suck it out

>>737725956
Effieciency at its finest

>>737731063
What's azn mean? No homo, so I dunno

>>737731037
heh nothing wrong with being innovative. I'm sure you took the time to airdust it though yeah? another really great method is to use either a shop vac or a vacuum with good suction on all the air ports

>>737730361
Actually that web comic is meant to show fetishes in a positive light. Apparently, showing all the positives and benefits of cuckolding still makes me want to vomit.

>>737731210
Asian, it's just a common internet abbreviation

>>737731265
I know that's what it's supposed to do. but there is no positive light in that fetish. it's the most degenerate shit ever.

>>737725894
weird, I'm looking at a png but I see jpeg artifacts

>>737709271
the time is 1:46 est

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>>737725804
>those where the days
You have never even lived those days, so what the fuck do you know?
>life expectancy in America was 34.8 years in the 1860's
>women had little to no rights
>a fever could kill you
>believe in god or you're shunned
>niggers treated like shit
fucking retard

>>737711371
What a fucking alpha male. The LGBT community needs more people like this. Fuckin Gay Pride, man.

all the newfags here with their shit cringe threads

>>737713264
wasn't expecting this. Lost harder than I should have.

>>737725804
the only difference is now you rap about a ho
and chicken pox only kills fags

>>737711428
>capitalism sucks

>>737727124
Think of sticking a fork in a wall socket, only doing that to a computer.

>>737709725
>operating system: google chrome

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737710891
Kek

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>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737731750
It's gonna be shit when it's half YLYL, Silly Samuel.

>>737710664

I was in that thread. I remember not actually thinking it was that funny at the time, just some other autist in a thread about (I think) the cringiest party experience you've ever had. The screencap trims out the shit, clarifies the funny.

>>737712288
I've seen a lot of these liberal kids listing it as an interest, I think it's just some bullshit they say to make themselves appear more intellectual although it's literally nothing. It would be like saying I take great interest in the exclamation mark in text messages as opposed to writing in caps

>>737725336
This is a goddamn renaissance painting

>>737709271
plz

>>737709271
MY TIME IS NOW!

>>737714028
Jesus Christ

>>737715163
lost

>>737725658
Haha wtf I'm laughing pretty hard...

>>737732826
>lost in a cringe thread
>lost

Need directions to the nearest lynching tree anon?

>>737731590

>>women had little to no rights
>>niggers treated like shit

ah, those where the days

>>737725729
Oh the humanity

>>737732673
Its actually Loss, /v/ took it at just the right moment.

>>737733019
Can anyone in this dumbass thread read the YLYL in "YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!"?

>>737711428
I just found out about the oxford comma.
I love it too.

>>737721004
i think it's pretty cute actually.