It comes down to three things. >Cream >Steam >Dream

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>>737685415
i found some dreamy logs on sale today

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>>737685415
Fucking normies.

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>>737685780
Dumb frogposter. Grow up

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>>737685780
come on faggot, where is your patriotic spirit?

ur not funny and u have gotta be one real retard to have ever given a shit about andy sixx, let alone for him of all people to be stuck in your mind since childhood

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I could really go for a steaming log about now

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>>737685924
open your mind and your throat to the future

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>>737685924
Agreed.

Normies are gonna force logs as hard as they can.

so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
==================
It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on 4chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
...
He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...

CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute /b/ with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...

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>>737686017
resist as you might, but youve logged in and the log is in your court

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>>737686066

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>>737686100
your anger is best sated with a steaming log of shit

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>>737686188
>Image macros
>mfw

>>737686066
>>737686100
Let me explain this poster:

He's an armchair psychoLOGist who follows these threads around endlessly to piggyback off the attention that OP gets, creating his own narrative about why this is happening. He honestly believes there is only one guy posting these threads 24/7, one guy that runs the wix site posting articles every day, and one guy that's photoshopping all of this shit. It's been proven there are at least four logposters, myself included. As pathetic as this dumb meme is, he still posts his copy pasta in every single thread and uses his passive aggressive ;) bickering-teenage-girls on FaceBook insult winky face to try to trigger OP. It's completely translucent and hilarious, just let him do what he does. He ducks out pretty quickly when there's an original logposter AMA thread or when these threads get enough replies. His projection is blatant, he says OP hates being ANAL-lyzed, but anytime his intentions are brought up he clams up and hides. It's better to just let him do what he does, post this response, and ignore him after as he is easily triggered by this. Like I said it's translucent and funny as hell. There's only one thing more pathetic than logposting - trying to get attention from log posters.

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his love is giving, and my affections are tender

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>>737686258
>your anger is best sated with a steaming log of shit
nice projection, crazy degenerate ;)
but we know too well that I'm your kryptonite ;)
.
but please, tell others how you think I'm feeling
(butthurt, mad, etc)
and then we laugh when you flounce
and your laughable attempts at making a meme,
are forgotten by 99.9% of 4chan
and 99.99999% of the world

>>737686362
yes, very good, crazy man.
you can copy and replace, as we'd said before, you're crazy, but you're not without some IQ.
when others cuss you out, you get off on the humiliation.
when we analyze you, you revel in the attention.
that's cool, it's win-win: a few of us learn about insanity in the wild
(without the constraints of political correctness, I mean, where else in the world can you call a crazy person CRAZEE? where else can you try mind tricks on crazy folks without an IRB jumping down your throat?)
and you get the attention you so desperately desire?
I could teach you how not to be found out, but ironically, you won't listen.
the point is to retain a pattern that is indistinguishable from random noise.
whenever a deliberate direction is offered (whether in tastes or in methods), a pattern arises.
even if we get it wrong, we have fun, and watch you evolve.
I guess I should feel bad, since the last two crazies on here
ended up committing suicide.
but since I'm anonymous,
and you're 'anonymous'
it shouldn't matter, I mean, I'm probably lying, right?
right ;)
=====
anyway, entertain us some more,
show us your musical tastes,
lie about your past job as a janitor (which you're not, but it tells us more about you)
ridicule us with songs of the 70s (which tells us more about what you find relevant, you'd done better posting something out of your experience like some malaysian song or some other shit)
oh, you posted that 70s song to throw us off?
riiiiiiight.
carry on then ;)

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>>737686358

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>>737686515
Andy's logs. Andy's logs never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and Andy's logs. Spain built an empire from its lust for his logs and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic log superpower.

But Andy's log never changes.

In the 21st century, war was still waged over the logs that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also his logs and sharts. Creamcorned logs and Gassy diarrhea. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining logs on Earth.

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>>737686436
thats alot of effort for someone that isnt mad

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>>737686705
He gets more upset if you ignore him. See

>>737686362

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>>737686515
was it time well spent?

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>>737686730
Plus all the ;) teen girl passive aggressiveness he uses. Totally not mad kek

>>737686730
>thats alot of effort for someone that isnt mad
not if you type pretty fast..
then the effort is about a little less than cracking a mild guffaw ;)
especially when I see you went through the effort of trying to convince others that you're not just a lone loser:
>>737686362
but rather, some dark cabal...
woooooo!
illuminati?
maybe
ha ha ha!

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>>737685415
>>737685876
>>737685869
>>737686066
>>737686100
>>737686161
>>737686188
>>737686258
>>737686362
>>737686436
>>737686403
>>737686515
>>737686640
>>737686705
>>737686730

Time to abandon thread, shit's fucked.

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its a real shit storm in here

>>737686814
>was it time well spent?
15 seconds, yeah. worth it to see you squirm mister degenerate ;)

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>>737686885
where have all the good times gone anon? tell us whats on your mind?

>>737686966
Dubs logged
Throat clogged

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oh this thread again

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>>737686966
in the end you are already determined in your thinking, so it matters not what i say to you, because in simply persisting you will be mad and will continue to devote your attention to me, what does your crusade really mean? why not warm your cold soul with a steaming log of shit birthed from the loving anus of our patron logmaster?

>>737687040
>>737687265
Let me explain this poster:

He's an armchair psychoLOGist who follows these threads around endlessly to piggyback off the attention that OP gets, creating his own narrative about why this is ha
ppening. He honestly believes there is only one guy posting these threads 24/7, one guy that runs the wix site posting articles every day, and one guy that's photoshopping all of this shit. It's been proven there are at least four logposters, myself included. As pathetic as this dumb meme is, he still posts his copy pasta in every single thread and uses his passive aggressive ;) bickering-teenage-girls on FaceBook insult winky face to try to trigger OP. It's completely translucent and hilarious, just let him do what he does. He ducks out pretty quickly when there's an original logposter AMA thread or when these threads get enough replies. His projection is blatant, he says OP hates being ANAL-lyzed, but anytime his intentions are brought up he clams up and hides. It's better to just let him do what he does, post this response, and ignore him after as he is easily triggered by this. Like I said it's translucent and funny as hell. There's only one thing more pathetic than logposting - trying to get attention from log posters.

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cant wait to show everybody my sick creamy logs!

>>737687040
we want to learn more about you.
like... how have the job prospects been?
I know it was tough when you spent so much time that you lost your job (what did you claim? as a janitor?... uh huh).
it was cute that you disappeared... so that's why I'm imagining that you finally had to stop posting for a while and look for a job, if nothing more than to avoid getting your internet disconnected.
...
tell us more, like about how you're a dozen strong,
and you're gonna change the world
and how in 2018, you WON'T be forgotten;
>>737687265
>what does your crusade really mean?
it's fun... lulz....
something to entertain myself by ribbing you a little.
it's especially entertaining to learn more about the life you so desperately try to hide... but please, tell us more ;)

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>>737687365
you seemy disgruntled, would you like a snack?

>>737687513
Fellow logposter, I was talking about

>>737687471

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>>737687471
I seem to be above your sphere but heres another log for you! some consolation for your short comings!

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>>737687513
>you seemy disgruntled
2008 called, they want their meme back

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>>737687471
the most fantastic part of all of this is that you seem to have me mistaken for someone else, in anycase you have earned my favor

>>737687666
Triple sixxs logged.

Dude just ignore him. He becomes visibly upset when you do, his use of a 14 year old girls ;) passive aggressiveness comes out harder and he baits for replies harder. You can tell when he said "you disappeared for awhile" he is itching for you to say no there's always a log thread. I know personally there is almost 24 hours a day and he knows it too. He's clever but he's also a dumbass. Even using that ;) face is a bait. He won't address it and the more you ignore the more upset he gets its funnier that way

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>>737687675
our logs are borne of the stars

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>>737687666
>I seem to be above your sphere
unlikely. your unnatural fascination with excrement, coupled with a strong desire to explain it as (merely trolling) while ignoring the sarcastaball-like fixation you have, while keeping in mind how frequently degenerates like you off themselves, makes your impending train-wreck of bipolar disorder simply irresistible.
and if I must admit to some darkness... it's the dastardly pleasure of learning that I might have been a small part of the impulse that provoked you... I guess if I believed in a God, that would mean I'd go to hell for this ;)

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its not rape if its justified

>>737687985
>>737687929
>>737687471

>>737687843
>he most fantastic part of all of this is that you seem to have me mistaken for someone else
uh huh...
oh, riiiiiight, you're actually a disparate group of special ops who have infiltrated this domain to wreck it ;)

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>>737687985
you assign way too much meaning in what you do

>>737688076
It's one guy who follows these threads around for attention. Holy shit read

>>737686362
For fucks sake man

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Sorry I'm late

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>>737688076
or a passerby on a creamy punchline that makes people like you rage, feed me daddy

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>>737688079
>you assign way too much meaning in what you do
too much of 0.01 is still not more than a wink. i guess if i was as slow as you at typing and posting i'd think it took a bunch of effort too ;)

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Mmmh cream...

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>>737688205
Watch him spam his post with ;) ;) ;) it's so easy to understand this guy

>>737686100
>The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
>Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
>how crazy he is.
this.

>>737688323
>Watch him spam his post with ;) ;) ;) it's so easy to understand this guy
he's so transparent, isn't he ?
not like the rest of us elites

>>737688371
He wrote this pasta months ago. Hasn't happened. Kek

>>737686066
>>737686100
Let me explain this poster:

He's an armchair psychoLOGist who follows these threads around endlessly to piggyback off the attention that OP gets, creating his own narrative about why this is happening. He honestly believes there is only one guy posting these threads 24/7, one guy that runs the wix site posting articles every day, and one guy that's photoshopping all of this shit. It's been proven there are at least four logposters, myself included. As pathetic as this dumb meme is, he still posts his copy pasta in every single thread and uses his passive aggressive ;) bickering-teenage-girls on FaceBook insult winky face to try to trigger OP. It's completely translucent and hilarious, just let him do what he does. He ducks out pretty quickly when there's an original logposter AMA thread or when these threads get enough replies. His projection is blatant, he says OP hates being ANAL-lyzed, but anytime his intentions are brought up he clams up and hides. It's better to just let him do what he does, post this response, and ignore him after as he is easily triggered by this. Like I said it's translucent and funny as hell. There's only one thing more pathetic than logposting - trying to get attention from log posters.

>>737688245
you are the only one here that seems to be insisting that typing takes any thought, you reach for what you could not possibly know for truth. yours is the gainsaying of any perceived hint of what you call a mental or moral defect to use the tired phrase. not that any of this matters, this is about your ego isnt it, fight the good fight, justify your beliefs. do it for the children

>>737688465
it's been proven... yeah, like global warming has been proven ;)

>>737688371
The dude that wrote that wrote it a month and a half or so ago, disappeared when he started getting called out. He is as obsessed with logposting as log posters are with logs. They may be delusional but crazy attracts crazy.

>>737688690
It's weird I've never seen him in the ama threads either since he seems so obsessed. You'd think he'd jump all over that shit.

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i know what my family is having for dinner

>>737688532
>you reach for what you could not possibly know for truth
so you thought taking a few humanities courses in community college makes you an intellectual?

>yours is the gainsaying of any perceived hint of what you call a mental or moral defect to use the tired phrase

ha ha! please continue to deny your coprophilia is not a mental defect! I heard NAMBLA also wants their degeneration recognized as a normal variation

>fight the good fight

you use the lingo of old school moralfags

>>737688532
Dude ignore him. It makes him angry. He wants your replies, he wants to use his smile faces my 15 yo sister uses to piss you off and it's working. Don't take the b8

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>>737688872
somebody doesnt have a sense of humor

See, he stopped using the ;)

Someone hates being analyzed. Bet he'll put it in the reply to this though if he doesn't want to seem thin skinned, it's contrary to his style though so now he has a dilemma

Maybe he won't respond at all. He is getting angery though kek

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>>737688872
your meaningless assertions merely expose your prejudice, for you see, im simply an asshole that laughs at the silly log man, you are mentally ill and hungry for praise

>>737688690
>The dude that wrote that wrote it a month and a half or so ago, disappeared when he started getting called out
whether he did or did not is unimportant, the logic of the statement is the point.
the point was that you, OP put in a herculean effort to popularize your so-called meme (like those faggots that want to rename lulz to kek or w-w l-d) and lost so much in your life in the effort.
yes, a few loons will follow you down the rabbit hole for a brief while, but once they realize that OP's level of crazy is 9 levels below even your standard coprophile, even the regular (if we can call them regular) coprophiles will slink away.
and after a while, a few more will come back,
and then leave
and the rest of us can laugh, and we leave
and more come and laugh,
and leave.
and then one day,
OP gets depressed that you didn't create the 'latest meme'
and you drive your old car off the road...
;)

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>>737689085
Man you're not listening, he doesn't get it. He just wants attention and you're giving it to him

He's talking about himself in the third person now... my god kek

>>737689085
>somebody doesnt have a sense of humor
are you kidding, i'm laughing my ass off! if i didn't have to cook my breakfast, i'd be parrying your responses all the time ;)
please! keep entertaining us...

>>737689353
>>737689178

>>737689211
>>737689085
>>737688532
Let me explain this poster:

He's an armchair psychoLOGist who follows these threads around endlessly to piggyback off the attention that OP gets, creating his own narrative about why this is happening. He honestly believes there is only one guy posting these threads 24/7, one guy that runs the wix site posting articles every day, and one guy that's photoshopping all of this shit. It's been proven there are at least four logposters, myself included. As pathetic as this dumb meme is, he still posts his copy pasta in every single thread and uses his passive aggressive ;) bickering-teenage-girls on FaceBook insult winky face to try to trigger OP. It's completely translucent and hilarious, just let him do what he does. He ducks out pretty quickly when there's an original logposter AMA thread or when these threads get enough replies. His projection is blatant, he says OP hates being ANAL-lyzed, but anytime his intentions are brought up he clams up and hides. It's better to just let him do what he does, post this response, and ignore him after as he is easily triggered by this. Like I said it's translucent and funny as hell. There's only one thing more pathetic than logposting - trying to get attention from log posters.

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there is something special happening here

>>737689277
>Man you're not listening, he doesn't get it. He just wants attention and you're giving it to him
maybe... but aren't all of those 'dark cabal members' the ones who were the disruption?
;)

>>737689599
Yeah some armchair psychologist is b8ing and you're letting it happen

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>>737689580
if only i were the same guy

>>737689580
>Let me explain this poster:
ha ha OP!

are you so butthurt that you felt the need to repeat your message?
maybe a little more restraint (so you don't reveal your manic depressive side) is in order before you reveal more than you bargained for ;)

>>737689698
I know there is more than one log poster dumbass who do you think I'm talking about?

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>>737689681
>Yeah some armchair psychologist is b8ing and you're letting it happen
I resemble that remark!

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>>737689681
oh goodness

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>>737689800
come now i am a stranger to these parts, you must have referenced somebody. tell us about the great log conspiracy

>>737689889
Right. Let him do what he does. He masks his anger in laughter and ;). I'm yelling you, let it happen. It is funnier that way, he gets more desperate for response. That is all he wants, when he doesn't get it he rage quits.

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it was good

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>>737690193
im logged in

>>737689800
>>737689800
>I know there is more than one log poster dumbass who do you think I'm talking about?
are the me-toos getting into a tiff over this?
oh my ;)

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Red Log standing by

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"tell us more about how you stay some steamy and dreamy"

>>737690388
Dubs logged

Also see now he changed his narrative to how it's not just one guy? He's translucent and it's a good laugh if you pay attention.

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its breaking news just in

>>737690516
>Also see now he changed his narrative to how it's not just one guy? He's translucent and it's a good laugh if you pay attention.
actually, the me-toos are occasionally there, it's a fact of life, notice my long-ago post:
>>737686100
>The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
>Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
>how crazy he is.
.
but summerfags don't have the resistance to last as long as the crazy op ;)

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>>737690635

>>737690635
not yet, not working. but keep trying to convince yourself that you're not a degenerate coprophile ;)

>>737685415
srsly
what the fuck is this ?
this is worse then banana

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the wizard no doubt has the answer to my prayers

Anyone mind going through and tallying how many times ;) was used in this thread? My little sister wants to know

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life sure is hard when you can only suck down so many logs at a time

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>>737690944
Andy can only produce so many logs in a day

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who could possibly resist?

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>>737691000
what an insightful infographic

Psychoanalysis has filled up the gap in the understanding of fetichisms by showing that the selection of the fetich depends on a coprophilic smell-desire which has been lost by repression. Feet and hair are strong smelling objects which are raised to fetiches after the renouncing of the now unpleasant sensation of smell. Accordingly, only the filthy and ill-smelling foot is the sexual object in the perversion which corresponds to the foot fetichism. Another contribution to the explanation of the fetichistic preference of the foot is found in the Infantile Sexual Theories (see later). The foot replaces the penis which is so much missed in the woman... Instead of substantiating this statement by many examples I will merely cite Havelock Ellis (The Sexual Impulse, 1903): “All known cases of sadism and masochism, even those cited by v. Krafft-Ebing, always show (as has already been shown by Colin, Scott, and Féré) traces of both groups of manifestations in the same individual.”

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its time for me to go children!

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>>737685415

It’s via Freud’s ideas, rather than his intestinal problems, that psychologists are likely to encounter excretion. Every psychology student knows that the founder of psychoanalysis claimed that toddlers take unseemly pleasure in retaining and expelling their faeces, and that conflicts at this age could find adult expression in an anal character structure. Fewer know that Freud also identified a urethral personality (characterised by ‘burning ambition’) and speculated that resisting the urge to urinate on fire was a pivotal moment in primal man’s ascent towards civilisation.

Contemplating the absence of excretion from contemporary psychology, I wondered whether the topic was off-limits. Just as people wish to conceal their bodily waste and prize the inventions that enable them to do so, placing flush toilets 73 ranks above Facebook, so do they try to banish excrement from their minds. Suspecting that psychology does the same, averting its eyes from the toilet, I wrote my recent book, Psychology in the Bathroom (Haslam, 2012). As social psychologist Jonathan Haidt writes in a review, ‘Imagine if 10% of human nature had been walled off by an irrational taboo. Wouldn’t you want to peek in and see what was hiding back there?’ Of course you would.
It turns out that there is a significant literature on the psychology of excretion, but it is widely dispersed around the discipline and often obscure. Researchers have investigated a remarkable variety of phenomena associated with excretion, including diverse psychopathologies, personality traits, sexual aberrations, emotions, prejudices and linguistic practices.

Let’s take psychopathology for a start. Excretion figures in many kinds of mental disorder, from phobias, obsessions, compulsions and delusions through to tics, impulse-control problems and paraphilias. Intense fears surrounding public urination, dubbed ‘paruresis’, are common and often disabling.

Quick story time

Today I hung out with a few friends and somehow 4chan came up. I mentioned how I use it often which I think they knew, but my friend Aaron mentioned that he used it a few weeks ago for the first time just to "see what was up" on the site lately. He fucking mentioned there was a thread asking if you'd eat a dudes shit, exact words. I knew exactly what he was talking about, but I laughed my ass off still. This literal shit posting just bled into the real world.

>>737691216
you didn't exist, faggot

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>>737691186
let me lend you a hand

>>737691344
Dude stop replying to the armchair psychoLOGist. He gets mad that way see how he started spamming shit when the responses stopped

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>>737691340
I log, therefore I am

>>737685415
You must really hate this motherfucker

>>737691344
>let me lend you a hand
nope, didn't work.
>>737691418
>Dude stop replying to the armchair psychoLOGist. He gets mad that way see how he started spamming shit when the responses stopped
waaa waaa waaa, we wanted to troll the board with our shitposting, but this armchair psychologist isn't letting us have our fun!
waaa waaa waaa!
guise, he's trolling us, ignore him! so we can go back to trololololing the normies and instead of getting butthurt, we can make others butthurt!
come on guise
;)
;)
;)

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>>737691463
>>737691418
>>737691344
yhbt

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i didn't think it was going to be this easy, but
>>737686436
>but we know too well that I'm your kryptonite ;)
i was right ;)

>>737691418
I'm updating the pasta to include not giving a response, the tea is hotter that way, as evidenced.

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>>737691757
>updating the pasta to include not giving a response

I'll ask again can someone tally the amount of times ;) was used in this thread

My teen sister wants to know, she likes it when she uses it to insult people but hates it when others use it passive aggressively towards her I think it can't be helped

>>737691866
Dubs logged

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>>737691924
>>737691894
hey summerfags, not the one you're arguing with, but seems you've been missing some of the references

I WANT THE STEAMY FECAL CREAM OF ANDY TO CLOG MY FUCKING THROAT UNTIL I FAINT. THEN I WANT HIM TO LOG RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I WANT LOG LOG LOG LOG LOG I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE I WANT TO BE PENETRATED BY A MASSIVE SHITTY CILINDER.

>>737692092
What ones?
>>737692111
Trips logged

>>737692137
Kek that's a new one

THIS MEME WILL NEVER END, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO CALL IT LAME.

LOG OUT OF EXISTANCE, FAGGOT. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE LOG!

Now excuse me, I'm going to pump Andy's diarrhea straight into my veins.

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>>737692627

>>737692627
I feel like the andy sixx retardedness is 1/3 people who just think poop is funny, 1/3 people who are making fun of andy sixx and 1/3 people who unironically want to eat his shit. Either way, it's 100% underage faggots who actually know who this guy is.

>>737686897
Abandon thread? Hell, abandon chan. At least I have somewhere to go...

The cream

could someone pls tell me where these log of shit from an emo cunt memes came from? I mean, I see it every day here, and I'm starting to think I'm missing a big joke, so someone please tell me the root cause of this absolutely hilarious joke. Thank you

The steam

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>>737693730

One guy. One copy of photoshop. One unfunny, vapid forced meme, being reposted over & over & over again in the hopes it'll catch on.

Sage goes in all fields. You're welcome.

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>>737694957
>sage

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>>737694957
>one guy
You're messing with an army my friend. The BVB army.

>>737696022
Dubs logged
Throat clogged.

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>>737696022
>You're messing with an army my friend. The BVB army.
ha ha!
you keep insisting, but no.
no army.
one pathetic loser, lost his job:
>>737686066
is mentally ill:
>>737686100
gets mad when he's exposed and tries to distract with his own pseudo-pasta:
>>737686362
>>737687365
>>737688465
and he keeps trying to dilute it, with more:
>>737689580
a few summerfags saw the drama and decided to join:
>>737691418
>>737691216
>>737691757
and this is normal... a few newfags think they're getting in on the ground floor of a 'new dank meme' but since they're 12 years old, they lack the foresight to understand that's not how it works...
unlike OP, they get baited hard... thus their efforts to maintain their cool but they keep responding.
eventually the newfags give up,
but once in a while, a few newfags (with the same hopes) sign up for the shitpost fest.
meanwhile, OP sits quietly, hoping his hundreds of hours will pay off:
>>737696054
but like 98% of lame meme attempts (including the stupid unicycle frog, the variants of lol, and the faggot with two katanas), his attempts will at beast bear a tiny amount of recognition... maybe a few losers like me will remember him... but 99.99% of the world will not even know his faggotry existed.

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I love that log

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>>737697161
>>737697173
nice try, but there isn't even a need to sage you ;)
your own fail is enough...
keep showing us how much of your life you invested in this desperate attempt to make this non-notable shitpost-fest into a 'meme'
nobody but a few of us losers will care for more than a few minutes... and even we will stop caring sooner than you ever will ;)

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>>737697654
sorry, your kryptonite:
>>737686436
ruined it for you...

>>737698072
op, are you sad that your newfag followers abandoned you?

>>737698300
dont cry, OP... maybe one day your herculean efforts will pay off and a few dozen kids will post some of your photoshop efforts ;)

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>>737698626
you can try to ignore us, OP, but that only makes our dicks harder ;)

>>737685415
You have flies in your eyes.

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>>737698967
You have eyes in your flies.

>>737699059
>>737698914
waa waa waaa!
>>737686066
keep trying ;)

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Anyone else come to /b/ exclusively for these threads? It's like looking into the mind of a schizophrenic person.

>>737699539
I post most of these threads but since I know the reasoning for it its a little boring, usually I go to /x/ for most of that stuff

>>737685924
Im with ya bro
This is the same guy every day trying to make this a meme. He's so fucking retarded

This guy is all alone in his loving of poop. Look at the number of posts vs posters. He is basically having conversations with himself.

>>737687365
I shall be your 5th log reposter

>>737700867
Log in my man

I65 posts
25 posters

The cream

>>737700993
Im doxxing myself right now in a different thread. check the catalog

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>>737685415
Have some OC

I wouldnt mind if you could help me up with some games anon ;)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fraxk/wishlist

Bamp

>>737685415
What if I had a humidifier in the room?
Is there a multiplier for that?

Tell me about the cream

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>>737705368
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.

What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.

It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.

>>737705473
So hot keep going