What would be the perfect hideout in an emergency situation?

Inside your moms pussy

>>737658126
> Perfect hideout
> No shower

Well perfect for you I guess

>>737658126
>"hackers" hideout
>no shower
Seems about right.

Where the fuck is the shower

>>737658675
lul I didn't even realize that.
Also, is this an emergency with an adversary? If so, having any kind of network connectivity down there seems super risky.
You would want to keep electricity footprint minimum, so there are way too many uneeded lights in there.

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>>737658678
> Being two seconds faster
> Mfw

>>737658126
i noticed no shower, i hope nobody pointed this out while im typing this

>>737658126

Also, the placement of the toilet in the middle of the room would be a concern. For example, you'd have to sit in the middle of your noxious ass gasses.

>>737658865
OMFG first!
no shower!

>>737658126

What program did you use to make this?

>>737658675
>>737658751
>>737658865

The bathroom is probably like the kind in an RV where there's a shower head on the wall or the roof and a toilet is basically in the shower stall with you.

>>737659647
obvious pasta

>>737658126

What is with the roll up door to the left of the galley, below the two round "fans"

>>737659814

?

>>737659790
Hello newfriend

>>737658751
Toilet

>>737659647

I think it needs an interlock, another air tight door in between the stairwell silo. Then put a small room off the chamber, relocate the bathroom and make a separate shower. And it needs a separate bedroom.

>>737659920
thats where the woman stays

>>737658126
No. It lacks any air re-circulation system

>>737659367
Speaking of ass gasses, shut your mouth
>it's a cut away so you can see there is a toilet
And before you ask why, it's a fetish

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>>737660644

FIRST!!!
>hey, where's the shower?

>>737661016

you like your own ass gasses?

>>737659790
>no guys it's a shower, I promise

There is no fucking nozzle, so there isn't a shower. Whoever designed this "bunker" is retarded.

>>737661125
Oh shit its doll-bro

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>>737658126

I've got enough food/water/weapons/med supplies to bunker down at my place for quite a while

>>737661185
Compared to whose?

>>737661185
Have you TRIED my ass gasses?

>>737661243

The "woman" door is quite small, so it had to be something like this

>>737658126
I would think an internet connection and power would have to be something stolen and piggybacked from. Which is totally doable, but if you're "hacking" anything that will draw LEA attention then you're not going to be able to do it but a few times before you have to relocate. You might be able to sit in one spot if you rarely ever do anything.

>>737661264
Oh shit it's battle statiom bro

>>737661264

what is that shotgun? I want to make sex with it

>>737661303
>Speaking of ass gasses, shut your mouth
>>it's a cut away so you can see there is a toilet
>And before you ask why, it's a fetish

WTF?

>>737658126
>dustbin
yeah, because throwing a trash out in the evening is no problem in fallout desolation

>>737661356

>And before you ask why, it's a fetish

Its YOUR fetish, remember?

>>737658126
>tv on
>computer on
>all lights on, even in bathroom

i suppose you have some dope ass generator powered by your assfarts

>>737659920
there's a lift where food is delivered to this hikikomori house

Where is the incinerator? Where is the HVAC? Where is the shower?

I dig it super hard in principle, but this is a shoddy rendition of what you'd actually need.

Also there are no plants. Living underground, you need plants.*
>*I live in a basement room with no windows

>>737661264
>that's how I protect my virginity

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>>737661264
My survival room

>>737661264
how much scissoring are you doing that you need not one but TWO hanging right in front of you?

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>>737661396
And in an post-apoc world, there's not going to be any internet. Unless you can hack a Hughes-net satellite or something and connect with a country that isn't destroyed or collapsed.
Solar panels and super capacitors are at a useable scale now, something that can unfold into a 9'x9' can provide 1,200Kw RMS easily. I don't know about a few years later when all the caps begin to neutralize, though.
A lot of residential AC units have between 35-65uf dual run capacitors that you could scavence for another 5 years or so after that.

>>737661937
Ironic how your survival room screams KMN

my emergency plan consist drinking all the liquor in my cabinet and then try to suck the buck shot out of my shotgun.

>>737661937
Surviving your adolescency, I presume?

>>737662158
In that order?

>>737658126
Stairs instead of a ladder would be better.

No need to make things dangerous

>>737661264
Trump voter with Infowars bumper stickers detected.

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>>737662278
whats wrong with that?

>>737661264
yo if thats OC you're amazing

but that seems like a ground level room, what happens if nukes go off? you aint gonna move all that in 60 seconds

In the blast zone so I can end this miserable existance once and for all.

/thread

>>737662173
Nah, I've gotten laid and I have real gf atm

>>737662459
good for you m8

>>737658675
You haven't seen fifth element, have you? It's beneath the fridge.

>>737662555
I guess

>>737662459
brhahahaha sure kid

>>737662447
what is with everyone fucking threading their own post recently

>>737661264
You know what's a good idea? Posting a framed piece of paper with your name on it, on the internet.

have you guys noticed there's no shower in Ops bunker?

>>737662187
Im open for suggestions. if you have a better plan.

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>>737662670
I'm being serious

>>737662670
>what is with everyone fucking threading their own post recently
This is the new /b/

/thread
/board
/life

>>737661264
Why do you have so many magazines?

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My bunker in time of need

>>737662811
You mean bullets

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>>737662766

>>737662766
Stop. Defending. Yourself. On. The. Internet.

Goddamn this is an anonymous image board, your post is a in a sea of bullshit and you feel the need to prove you have a girlfriend to strangers on the internet who won't even remember this conversation in 20 minutes

>>737662811
He likes to read?

>>737662953
>caring

>>737662811
I got a buche befor the last ban scare. made a pretty penny on them. maybe this guy tried the same. but the price has not jumped yet.

>>737662925
Above all the ammo cans on the top there are like 30-40 mags.

>>737663083
You mean clips

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>>737661264
Good god son. where's your tinfoil hat?

>>737663032
>befor the last ban scare

So... your idea was to become a criminal and sell them on the black market?

Good thing they didn't ban them, huh?

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>>737661496

1968 Remington 870 Wingmaster 12 gauge

>>737663327
>Being this retarded

>>737663159
I mean assault clips

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>>737662403

If nukes go off I figure we're all fucked. I do have an M53 gas mask and a few NBC-rated filters but that's just delaying the inevitable at that point

>>737662910
But this is where you spend every waking moment of your life.

>>737663427
Legitimate question, except to gun nuts

>>737663327
No. in all magasin produced before any bans are still legal for possession and sele through the grandfather clause. do you even know federal law?

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>>737663488
Well there there is this part too

Politicians have been using the ban scare tactic to drum up sales for decades. The NRA just sits quietly while people pay out the ass for a sniff of .22lr.

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>>737662811

Because I want to, and I use a bunch in competitions, and if 30rd mags ever get banned like they did back in 1994-2004 I already have a lifetime supply

>>737661996
>need
This is a free country eurocuck. I can own and hang as many scissors as I WANT

>>737663704
but you keep polymer mags loaded tho. that's not great.

>>737663594
> Be me
> Own no guns
> Even I get it
You buy before the scare for cheap. Then when the scare happens everyone buys thinking they won't be allowed to buy then as fter ban
Sell for big profit
Scare is just a scare
Prices drop
Buy more
Wait for next scare

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>>737658126
Nothing trumps an oil platform. A lot of them are already set up with power generators and solar backup. Far enough from the mainland for safety, close enough that you can return for supplies. Elevated enough you could spot any craft approaching for miles.

All the food in the ocean at your disposal. Bring out dirt or hydroponics and you could garden almost year round if you were close enough to the equator (one of the hundreds of platforms in the Gulf of Mexico)

>>737663663
>do you even know federal law?
No.

>>737663336
Ideal shotgun setup. What is the length on the second barrel? Slug barrel?

>>737663864
It also keeps the mag springs compressed and may cause them to deform over time. Feed error-prone mags.

>>737663913
Isn't this the equivalent to price gouging?

And yeah scares ate usually just that. Never understood why people thinks guvments gonna take all the toys away.

>>737663864

Not sure about other poly mags but magpul pmags can be left loaded indefinitely, won't harm the feedlips.

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>>737663916
For about 10-15 years, then shit starts rusting and falling apart faster than you can, or have the materials to, maintain it. If you survived to old age it would be a miracle if the whole thing hadn't rusted into the sea.

>>737663674
cool its vanbro

>>737664084

Myth. USGI mags that have been fully loaded for over a decade still feed fine. Springs don't wear from mere compression.

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>>737658126
get into your executive jet. fly to summer residence earlier this year.

>>737663948
ok. now you know. a law cannot affect the past. thay fuck around this with technicalities omtimes. but that is the principal anyway.

Retards arguing over shower and not noticing there are no food there.

>>737664403
>2018 - 1
>needing sustenance

>>737664365
I see. Ok.

the mountains in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, you idiots.
remote wilderness, versatile skills, and the option of bugging out even farther if someone comes for you will ALWAYS outlast some shithole bunker. hell , even a remote above-ground compound would be safer.

>>737663674
But that's for every sleeping moment

>>737664554
>Not understanding the possiblity of germ or atomic warfare.

>>737661400
thats THE fucking war room what are you talking about

>>737664106
No it's supply and demand.. if a lot of people want something and there aren't many made the price goes up

Same for everything from magic cards to gold

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When those days come I'm going to drive around in a mixer sealing up every bunker I can find. Have fun starving to death.

(Yeah I'll check for escape hatches too)

>>737664110
I don't know bro. it just seems like a waste.to keep them loaded. i keep all my extras fresh and a couple loaded. and i have a loader in case i need to lede a bunch.

>>737664211
Still, you want to chance it?

>>737664801
>not being so far out that it doesn't affect you
you're doing it wrong
the most you should have is a tiny safe room with enough supplies for a week AT MOST. in that safe room should be supplies for you to get the fuck out of dodge fast. and yes that means sufficiently protective gear for radiation/gas.

best trick to avoid that though is to just not live in a high-profile target city.
dumbass.

I live near a swamp in Mobile, Alabama. If I can survive the fallout from the attacks on the ports and Pensacola's naval base, I'll just take shelter and live deep in the swap. We used to camp out there a lot growing up, spend entire summers by our private creek. I've never spent a winter there, but if given the time to prepare for it I think I'd be ok. Less people around the more deer and other animals will be moving.

>>737664926
>it just seems like a waste
You could never make that point to someone like this. It's not a waste, It's "preparation".

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>>737660179

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>>737664191
Heyo
>>737664602
Here then
>>737664831
Sitting in place will mean a quick death in a shtf scenario

>>737665097
Yeah good luck outrunning zombies, dumbass.

>>737658126
Hell

>I'll see you there

>>737665121
Until starving survivors from the city show up and start shooting at anything that moves.

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>>737664063
>hi i'm anon and i don't know what guns are

>>737665097
>dumbass
>idiot
You realize it would be impossible for everybody to live such a secluded life, right? Of course city centers are the places that would be hit (or rural areas with nuclear silos), among a few others, but if everyone were to abandon city life, before such an event, the country's economy would collapse.

What's good for the goose is not what's good for the gander. Do you understand?

>>737664926

I use all the pictured mags for range use and competition use. Not a waste at all, if I want to hit the range I can just throw a dozen in a backpack and don't have to waste time loading.

>>737665082

Well, I have about 60 other mags unloaded, in their original packaging in waterproof storage containers. I guess that's my ultimate "just in case" backup.

>>737665206
you don't outrun zombies, shitbird.
you always, ALWAYS sneak with zombies. whether that means disguising as one of them and limping out of town or just naked-snaking your way out and killing only as many as you need to. what ever works. the best course of action though, is to bug the fuck out before you even have to deal with that. as soon as you see something going wrong, grab your bugout bag plus whatever else you can feasibly take, and get moving, pronto.

>>737665227
That's a pretty unknown variable. Depends on what kind of scenario we're in. Survivors could be a constant problem, but in a hitch they could get me and my family through a harsh nuclear winter, too.

>>737665461
That's what I'm counting on. That way most people die and i live

>>737658126
black hoods where crime can only decrease when niggers leave to steal in other parts of the city

>>737658126
in a post-apocalyptic world a computer would be useless. look all that wasted space. I'd throw away all that meme equipment and fill it with books, records, a phonograph, maps, paper, tools, medical supplies, seeds and maybe even musical instruments if they fit after all that.
I'd worry about the shower later.
man, just think about it, being an old farmer years later listening at old records in your cabin

>>737665151
no I get it. I just disagree with how you are prepared. you could keep you magasins sald away and not put unnecessary stress on them.

if you think long term.

>>737665229
Everybody starts somewhere. I don't understand this attitude. I'm sure you'd prefer people to practice their right to bear arms, (except for spics niggers and sandniggers of course) rather than put them off for not knowing what you think of as "the basics"

>>737658126
Perfect hideout would be a farm. Anyone else saying otherwise is lying.

>>737665644
Right... man why is narcissism becoming so trendy these days?

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>>737658126

>>737665598
The fact that most of em haven't used a firearm in their life would help, they'd be shooting themselves if they could figure out how it works.

>>737665175
Van Dude!
Any new additions to the van?

>>737665680
>phonograph
You'd be lucky to find one that worked. And not to mention keeping up with the needles, that you can't just make when you run out

>>737658126

Dump 10 cubic yards of concrete down the tunnel...one less geek.

>>737665903
>mfw barbecue
KEK

>>737666086
You could literally use a box of small sewing needles. My mom did for years with her dads old phonograph.

>>737666208
Lol if you do this your records won't last 10 years.

>>737665497
I get that. I have a box of loaded mags myself. I guess it's rare for me to go through more than 10 mags on a range day.
also a friend of mine got me one of those loading board making it so easy to load them. I don't how i ever lived without it.

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>>737661264
Doesn't leaving magazines full make the springs bork?

>>737664106
Price gouging is selling bottled water for $20 to people in a hurricane environment. This is capitalism at its finest.

>>737665928
You assume people from the city don't own guns or know how to shoot?

>>737665903

at least it has a shower.

>>737658126
>it rains
>fug glub glub glub

>>737666370
No I assume that the cities will be the first hit by nukes or other tracks and they will be at each other throat

>>737666357
I don't really see the difference, and that was my point.

Or like the other guy said, supply and demand, if you got the supply and there's a demand, why not sell it for as much as you can?

>>737666370
Unless you're some gang member living in a neighbourhood where you need guns...

I'm talking about ordinary suburb wonder bread white people, not much need for rifles/shotguns in their community.

>>737665928
Well down here civilization is a long ways away, and it's very rural. Major civilization is about a 2 hour drive, and that after you leave the swamp. Getting the the campsite is a 3 mile hike through woods and swap from the dirt road and the next nearest road is a bridge 25 miles west going over Mississippi wetlands.

>>737661264
>table facing away from door
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>>737658126

>>737666619
>need

But that's not why people own guns.

>>737665980
Just a blond lol

>>737666086
there's plenty, and they're all mechanical, you can pack books about repairing and maintenance. and you're gonna have a lot of free time. how much space take a bunch of needles anyway? >>737666208
also this, you can replace things
>>737666283
and? things wear out, and it's more of what an electronic equipment would last

>>737665788
What you asked was dumb and made no sense, it's the difference between "the basics" and common sense.

>>737666643
Given the guy has a arsenal next to him, yeah I'm surprised he's not paranoid enough to do just that.

I prefer having my desk face a window. Less glare when you're using a computer and you can look out a window when you're bored.

>>737666696
Ok there's no reason for them to own those guns then. They have gates and armed security for that.

>>737661264
Murica

>>737665894
What did I say that was narcissistic?

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>>737665788
it's not a second barrel, it's where the extra ammunition goes

what you said was retarded

>>737666772
I didn't ask the question.

Dumb questions aside, how would you know what a dumb question was if you didn't ask our already know?

>>737667041

you replied to the wrong post, plus the 2nd photo has an extra barrel behind the shotgun...idiot

>>737663336

>>737666960

>That way most people die and i live

>>737666872
youre a fucking idiot, why do you cucks have to invade threads like this. kys.

>>737658126
Learn survival skills and live in the wildness when shit hits the fan
>unlimited food and water
>unlimited cooking fuel (wood)
>no contact with diseases or dangerous humans
Bonus: if you get advanced warning you may be able to make it out of the blast radius in time. Subterranean shelters will be safe, but will probably not outlast the radiation

>>737667268

you seriously overestimate how easily you will be able to forage/hunt for food in the wild. Plus every redneck within 100 miles will be in the same woods and will shoot you

>>737667255
Well, first off this isn't a gun thread. Second, I'm pretty sure that guy practices his second amendment right. He just is practical in thinking there's reason for necessity before ownership. Which is a truth most people don't seem to realize. To most people, it seems like a waste of money preparing for a day that may never come.

>>737664170
This

>>737665903
>autism

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>>737667547
I kek'd at his smugness.

>>737666731
Sorry for assuming you'd like some form of entrainment past 10 years.

But you're right, what does it even matter? By that point you'd probably be out of the bunker if you survive that long.

>>737667339
It's really not that hard if you're by a river or lake. Snares can catch small animals without using ammo as well. You will only be able to eat maybe once or twice a day if you're lucky, but you'll survive. And try to go to a large national park because no one can live on it, so no visitors

>>737665903

>get up in the middle of the night
>man i gotta piss
>go through 4 steel doors an elevator, and 3 more regular doors
>release piss

>>737667705
Obviously piss bottles would be at the top of his scavenging list.

How about a cargo container buried in your backyard. You can prefab the interior before you bury it. Maybe even coat it with bedliner so it's stronger and resistant to a lot of things.

Never hideout in an emergency situation. Work out in the open. You get into a hole, you are already self imprisoned with no where else to go.

>>737667688
Like anon said, there will be others with the same idea.

Hopefully everyone can just get along and coexist in the midst of struggling to survive off of the land.

Also depending on the type of devastation, who knows if there will be any suitable land free from radiation or chemical fallout.

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>>737665121
I'm down here too bro. I drive over that area some mornings on the way to work.

>>737667233
Those are just the odds man. People who shelter. Place I. Cities are like the first to to. This gives me a higher chance of making it out of the whole shtf scenario higher. Not saying I won't get slaughtered bynsoem random person . Would you disagree?

>>737667622
your phonograph is gonna be there, and isn't like you're gonna play the same record 24/7. and remember the musical instruments? 10 years is more than enough to learn to play anything

>>737663916
Oilfieldfag. Visit a rig after a hurricane visits it. Trust me, nowhere you want to be during a storm.

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>>737668142
Dem Gulf Coast Cubes, my nigga.

>>737667339
The number of nukes in stockpiles would leave the world covered in falllout. You must have been born post Cold War.

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>>737667914
Rust though.

Gotta be concrete and internally reinforced with a steel frame. However.. although it won't rust it will let in damp.

maybe a thick lead cover all round and an inner most layer of insulation.


Or...! Dig huge hole, Put caravan in hole. Put as much expanding foam to fill up the space (obviously make room for door etc) then frame with steel, cover with lead sheet and concrete it up.

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> Implying I would hide.

If the end was coming, be it a Russian warhead or some cataclysmic meteor, whatever it is, I'd stand there and watch it come.

I've had enough of this place. There's no redeeming any of it. We've gone off the rails and too many low frequency, selfish, nonsensical people have too much of a stranglehold on the world to ever let it evolve the way we should.

We could have been colonizing Mars, mapping out the cosmos, advancing AI, and living in bliss as one - just humanity at its best. That dream is dead.

I'd welcome the end. I've had enough.

>>737668515

These new linkin park lyrics are tight

>>737661264
What's you degree from?

>>737667914
No.. just no look up how this turns out
>>737668420
No faggot .. please don't speak unless you know what you are talking about.... This is the worst fucking idea unless you use cinder blocks like a basement .. just look it up

>>737666662
what kind of vehicle is that>?

>>737668148
It's more about how you think about the situation and words you use to describe it, not the fact of the matter. Being narcissistic doesn't mean you are wrong. But it defines the way you think about the situation.

>>737668940
A winneBANGo

>>737664801
>what is CBRNE and related precautions

>>737661996
of all the questions to ask about his photo, and thats the one you pick?

>>737668834
Tell us then you fucking dumbass prick

>>737666539
the difference is you aren't taking advantage of a natural disaster and selling water at a rape price to someone who might die without it.

In case no one realized shit goes down hill. If you're already underground where are those turds going?

>>737664106
>Never understood why people thinks guvments gonna take all the toys away.

Because they did before. 1994-2000 was a shitty time.
So was 1934, 1968, 1986, 1989, etc.

>>737671718
Even more down hill. Or pump them upwards.

>>737671943
>Autism autism, autism autism, autism.

>>737666662
This looks comfy mate

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if nothing too bad is going down and I just want cover and a place to make camp I would want to go inside a big bush or group of bushes and camp out in them.

>>737661125
pibdoll detected. Damn homie. At least spring for a trottla. You can special order the sexual function and it's much better quality.

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this is where I would go high up on something like this. If some one tried to climb up I could roll rocks off the side on to them.

>>737661264
what is paranoid schizophrenia for 2000, Alex

>>737673956
Good idea. You'd be dead in ~3 days from dehydration

>>737674171
not if you set up a pully system where you could leave to get water then pull your self up again

>>737659790
>a toilet is basically in the shower stall with you.

Gross
Go be a Europoor somewhere else.

>>737661264
>dedicated 4chan monitor
my sides

>>737661843
>Living underground, you need plants
Why?

>>737661646
>generator powered by your assfarts

Biogas fuel is a legit thing now.
Basically harvesting the methane from decomposing poop.
So simple, even the pajeets are doing it now.

>>737661264
You call THAT an ammo fort??
Impressive start though.

>>737662766
Take your degenerate lesbo stuff to it's own forum please.

>>737673534
tbh that would be awesome. people would look at you like

>where have you been?
>"just this bush"
>what
>"yea it's like totally weather-proof"

>>737658675
He said hacker.

>>737666539

What if I have 4 generators that I bought for $500 eavh

I go down to the hurricane area and sell them for $2000.

Now, am I providing a valuable service in an area in desperate need?

To someone desperate for a generator, $2000 might seem really cheap.

>>737668679

UC Davis

>>737658126
>no shower
>tv
>monitor is bigger than tv anyway
>no bed

>>737666619
>suburb wonder bread white people, not much need for rifles/shotguns in their community.

Nicer area attract thieves and scumbags because they know there's a lot of money there.

Plenty of YT vids of home invasions by multiple badguys that happened in nice neighborhoods.

>>737665227
Are far though the wood will hipsters be able to make it without iphones and non-soy lattes?

Have you ever seen black people out inthewoods??

>>737673956
The amount of fucking autism

>>737667339
>you seriously overestimate how easily you will be able to forage/hunt for food in the wild. Plus every redneck within 100 miles will be in the same woods and will shoot you


This is the correct answer.

>>737658126
Bunker type deal as pic related, but a very long way down. Specific ladder step opens a keypad higher toward surface that unlocks your actual bunker.

>>737665206
Just hide in a bush silly Bambi they loose Afro eventually

I have two different ideas as to how I'd survive with my family

1.
>Live 7 hours away from Flinders Ranges in South Australia
>Visit there very very often and know the area better then most
>Go up to a homestead where we are good friends with owner
>Owner has planes, many vehicles, hunting dogs and sustainable sheep farm
>We have many guns and endless ammunition
>Also have 4wd so if push comes to shove we can get to remote areas
>Live off of sheep, goats, rabbits, foxes and kangaroo.

2nd.
>Small town on a peninsula 9 hours away from us
>Related to almost everyone in said town, know everyone in said town
>Everyone in town has guns
>Sustainable farms surrounding town
>Dozens of oyster farms in bay of town
>Endless amounts of fish in bay of town


Of course the success of these two depend on what kind of fallout happens