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Have an old grenade, bored af what should I do with it. Obviously

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Have an old grenade, bored af what should I do with it. Obviously pull the pin but anything specifically.
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>>737632801
Run it over with a car
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>>737632801
Drop it in the toilet.
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Hit it with a hammer
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>>737632801

Slide it up some chick's cunt and pull the pin.
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Put in microwave for 30 seconds
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>>737632936
this
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Put in mouth
Get punched in face
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>>737632801

There is only one thing you can do, anon. Nuke it in the microwave like a Hungryman dinner
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>>737632801
Up the poop chute like that one movie scene and see how long you can hold the trigger down
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>>737632801
eat it
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>>737632801
Throw it into neighbor window
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>>737633033
Checkt
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>>737632959
This
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>>737633033

Dubs of truth speaks. Prepare your anus
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Eat it
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Timestamp
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>>737632936
This
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Microwave! Best roullete NA
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>>737632801
FLUSH IT!!!!!
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>>737632801
How about you dont die like that other dude did
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ITT: summerfags who knew how to Google. Fucking normies
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Timestamp or GTFO
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>>737632936
This
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>>737633405
How about stfu
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Throw it in the nearest mosque at prayer time
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>>737633515
Yes
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>>737633482
No u
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>>737633515
This.
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>>737633515
kek
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>>737633515
This
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>>737633515
Do it, no balls
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>>737632936
Ah the good old days
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Tried to eat it and chipped my tooth, not gonna risk ruining my wheel lol. If all else fails to blow it up I'll microwave it
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>>737633515
Fukken THIS

Bump
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Stick it in pooper.

Post pics.
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>>737633643
is it plastic op
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>>737632801
time stamp fag
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>>737632801
go fishing with it
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>>737633643
see
>>737633515
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Fuck it OP
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Op is a fag
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Not gonna shove that up my ass
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>>737633482
butthurt summer cunt
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Into a lake, fish fry tonight.
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>>737633515
if he does he haz to shout "allahu akbar" or "dicks out for harambe" when he throws it

rolling for this
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Fishing with it isn't a bad idea
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>>737633815
kek
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>>737632801
I will send you 500 bucks on paypal if u let it off in a crowd of Americunts
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>>737632801
send it to ariana grande as a presant
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>>737634343
this man knows whats up
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>>737634407
Danke
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post it on /k/
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Shove it up ass.

Or this >>737632936
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>>737632801
timestamp motherfucker

also this>>737633515
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>>737633210
ayy now, go home old fag
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>>737633515
oh dress up a a creeper from minecraft then throw it in a mosque, just imagine the news mine craft making kids violent and islamophobic KEK
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make sure to have shield and long stick when. microwaving then run
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>>737634604
refer to
>>737633643
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>>737634850
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>>737632801
Kek
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Werfe es auf eine Moschee für den Führer
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post a picture of the bottom or gtfo
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throw the pin at a mosque while you hand on to the grenade (irish style)
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>>737632936
Kek'd oh the memories
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>>737632801
Put in your ass
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op you still alive or you killed yourself dicking about with ordnance?
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>>737632801
op where you at so we can check the paper if it all goes wrong?
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>>737632936
This. /b/ hasn't made the news lately.
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>>737636017
This
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OP isn't going to do shit, this thread is just going to die.
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>>737632908
allu akbar, friend
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Why have you forsaken us?
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>>737637750
cuz he's a faggot.
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>Don't show bottom of grenade

The explosive is taken out of it. It's basically just a rock now.
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>>737638091
Just slap a Pepe sticker on the bitch and throw it in a mosque.
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A common booby trap in the gulf war was to pull the pin on a grenade. Slide it into a mug and balance the mug on a door handle.

Soldier barges into room. Mug falls, grenade rolls out, BOOM
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>>737634719
nigger what?
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dead thread is dead
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>>737632801
at least timestamp it you fucking pussy
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>>737638272
He did faggot, lurk more.

>>737633643
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>>737638391
fair enough, so did he died yet? OP, are you still breathing?
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I was sure someone would have posted that old screencap of the anon who was convinced to toss an old grenade down the toilet, which included the newspaper story of the explosion and the death? Newspaper story was from Guatamala. Probably 7-8 years ago.
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>>737638272
https://youtu.be/FrznpmzZbPg?t=205
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>>737638737
I literally couldn't watch more than 10 seconds of that cringe inducing faglord video, the moment that music started I had to abandon ship.
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>>737638927
yeah it is cringy as fuck but at 3:30 there is info about the first grenade
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is op kill already?
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>>737638737
>That voice he puts on when he's quoting a post
Goddamn this is bad.
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>>737638737
>>737638927
You and me both friend. Done in the super conspiratorial super deep edgy way.
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>>737633143
this
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>>737639432
that vid just ruined green text for me
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>>737638737
This is bad and you should feel bad for linking it.
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op you dead ... KEK swimming in the big pong with pepe

roll in pasta
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>>737633643
Uh buddy your grenade seems to be missing it's blast charge.
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>>737632936
Definitely this
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>>737632801
spray paint it pink and blow some shit up!!
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Put it in your butt
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>>737640927
NO kek you dont like cringing?
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>>737632801
almost as funny as this
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>>737644777
kek that is some evil shit
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Gonna need a pic of bottom of grenade with timestamp.
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>>737645157
yeah but its funny that anyone was ever dumb enough to try it
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>>737634850
kek
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>>737647131
i approve of this rare and powerful pepe
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>>737632801
>>737636888
Trips confirm, drop in toilet
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put it in your butt
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