So I literally live a worthless life. I hear people all the time

>>737621873
Continuation as the post was too long.

Also, like I said I've never had a gf. As much as it pains me, I'm able to take it but the problem here is my father who really presses me hard to find a girl. He says he'll make me pay for a whore if I don't get the job done soon. I know he probably has good intentions and is probably afraid I'm gay or smth (hell, I would think about it too if my son hadn't kissed at the age of 18) but he doesn't help at all and only makes things worse.
I've thought about suicide but I don't even have the balls to do it so that falls out of the question.

Is anyone else in that position? I'm basically wasting my youth and I'm really scared that nothing will change for the reminder of my life.
Honestly, I would give absolutely everything to be able to lead a normal life with having friends and girlfriend and socializing normally. And sometimes I wonder what I've done to deserve all of that.

>>737621873
Your only 18, Go make friends. Start an outdoor activity you like doing,go to music events/shows.
Just wait till you can legally drink, you'll find friends. And if you can't then get some psychological help.

>>737621873
What is your favourite activity to entertain yourself in spare time?
Not what you would like to be doing, but what you actually do.

>>737622593
I can legally drink. I'm from Europe. But I really don't enjoy doing it. I know it's something that will help me getting along with people but I just don't want to.

As for the friends, I know it may sound like a cliche but it's easier to say it than do it. I just can't. I find it really hard to approach people as I feel like I would bother them with my presence.
Thanks for the reply, appreciate it.

>>737622913
I generally find myself just wasting the majority of my free time. Listenting to music and reading a lot of forums and stuff like that on different matters. I also like watching football I guess.

>>737621873
> I've had girls confess to me
> nobody wants to be around me
Maybe you shouldn't be so picky, anon

>>737622990
Seems hard but its not man. Think about it like this, if people really didnt like you then youd see it. People are horrible creatures and most dont give a fuck. I had the same problem aeound 18. I literally stopped giving any fucks about my language filter or peoples feelings. I guess people are attracted to that cause now i have 2 really good friends and have been laid a ton (mostly thanks to parties) if you can find out about parties and live your life man. Shit will change the more you just let it happen and not worry about it

>>737623165
Very generic answer. What kind of forums?
For me it used to be (and actually still is, just to smaller degree) gaming. And gaming related forums, obviously.

>>737621873
tl; dr

>>737623362
I'm not picky. They're probably better looking from a guy's perspective than me from a girl's. But we didn't have any interests in common and I don't feel like just lying to someone so I can get physical attention from them.
Also, those were ones that were forced upon me (we sat together in school) and I guess we just got to know each other well because of that.

>>737621873
Dude I'm the exact way. Outside of my family i have 1 freind. Iv tried for the past 10 years to make new freinds. I can always talk to ppl when I meet them but can't extend the friendship beyond the first meeting.

>>737621919
Go make some Sports with other people anon

>>737623379
I hope I will change too but I think even if I do I'll never be able to get over the time I've wasted until now.
>>737623432
I know it sound like that and I know it sound strange but that's literally all I do most of the time.
About Football, computer hardware, different games, about people's problems.
>>737623453
My life sucks, I have no friends and I'm afraid nothing will change. That's pretty much it.

>>737621873
Just go out where you're around people. Go to a backyard concert, or a festival, or hang out in a park with a ball or something, or go to a fancy café and bring some books, just general situations where theres lots of people be honest with yourself and behave nicely (so no druggin ppl or anything) and you will be fine. Also get at job, most people know at least a couple of their friends fro their job.

OP are you white?

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>>737623608
>interests in common
this is completely unimportant
girls will bend to your interests if they are strong enough
every girl I know eventually takes on the interests of her partner, but it doesn't start there.
try faking interest in their shit first. If you're too authentic of a loser, alternatively, die alone

>>737623635
Exactly my problem. If someone is bored enough or has to come to me and talk about something everything seems to be going okay. But it just never gets to the phase where we start to go around and do something together, talk to each other about serious stuff, etc. And at the same time other people around me appear and get a lot closer to them really fast.

>>737621873
My story. 18 years old. I think I am not bad looking but don't know. I have one friend but with others he have better time than with me in many ways. Talking that I see him only at school but I see he better is with other classmates so I am always alone. I haven't even hold girls hand. I think about suicide but only reason I still am alive is to make that one girl happy and that is only way to make myself happy.

>>737623854
Yes.

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>>737622990
>don't enjoy doing it
LOL you'd better fucking start, jesus are you this autistic?
fucking booze is the foundational institution of civilized culture. Not soon after agriculture started, beer.
This is the only fucking way for civilized people to tolerate each other's presence day-to-day
lrn2fuckingdrinkfaggot

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>>737623878
once again, alcohol will solve all of your problems, its both an activity and a truth serum, loosens people up enough to even become friends
you're not someone's friend until you drink with them

>>737623819
I go to a concert or in a park but then what? I have hard time approaching my classmates let alone some unknown people.
Also, I will probably go to university because of my parents so a full time job is out of the question. I get part time jobs in my vacations but my coleagues are usually older than me.

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>>737623920
Look up history from your area. Possibly become a fascist, just go get some interests/hobbies. Video and animu don't count, porn is a general no go. Try to not be boring, only boring people are bored but don't force it. Get fit and read. Discipline and focus are better than waiting for inspiration.

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>>737624181
work/school >>> people who are basically forced to talk to you >>> bar/pub/tavern >>> alcohol >>> profit

>>737621873
Get out of your head and out of your comfort zone OP. Put yourself in a place to meet people. Share something personal with someone. Listen and empathize with others. Stop overthinking every detail. Shit like this will feel awkward at first but with practice and patience you'll crawl out of your shell. Meaningful relationships, whether platonic or romantic, take trust and that takes time.

We're all the same feeling various degrees of awkwardness, shyness, loneliness, blah blah blah... but just put yourself out there. Take a chance. Do something different. Stop thinking so much and do a bit more. Be honest and open and you'll find there's a lot of good people out there.

You can also rent romantic relationships by the hour if that sounds better. Your choice OP.

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>>737624283
>Possibly become a fascist
ignore this part, girls hate neckbeard philosophers, and girls are the gatekeepers of most social groups, like it or not

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>>737624181
>but my coleagues are usually older than me.
this no longer matters, as you now all share the mutual friend of alcohol

>>737624441
Yes never philosophize with bitches. They're too fucking dumb to even listen. Ok so no friends, do you have family? I don't have friends, only one I talk to, but I have about 5 cousins and we always hang out and shit. Thats where I meet my bitches or other "friends"
At this point in life you won't make new friends, just acquaintances. Which is cool you don't want anybody that close anyways. Friends turn into bustas

>>737624441
>fascist
>neckbeard philosophers
Right Wing Death Squads.

No ideas what the solution. Me too was in the same situation at 18 and actually at 25 nobody change, despite the several attempts.
Probably not all are destined to make the most common life choices, and before you realize it before you will end up cluttering in this self-destructive spiral called "normal" life.
Perhaps it is not so and there is hope for everyone. who knows..

>>737624807
Id also like to add, in social settings, a xanex comes a long way. I talk and shit and clown and hit on bitches with a xanex. Shit I'm too nervous to do without. And once you break the ice on that xanex you'll have no problem talking to these same people again

>>737624807
I have two cousins but one is about 10 and the other one was just born.

>>737622990
How the fuck do you not enjoy drinking, especially if your life sucks....

>>737624987
https://www.drugs.com/xanax.html
Is that it?
I guess I have nothing to lose.

I've had almost the same problem with your age, then I moved out from my mother's place, got my driving license, my first job and my first car... then things started to get really easy. Today I'm 22 years old, have a couple of male and female friends, I'm in my second relaitionship with a girl and I'm really thinking about to break up with her, but that's a different story ^^
There was a YouTube-channel, that helped me to get a better social life and to get some girls. I would give you the link but It's on German. Where are you from in Europe and are you maybe speaking German?

>>737625031
Ahh I see. Then my friend I would wait and hit the social scene when you go off to university. Don't forget the xanex and alcohol. That will open you right up and really let your personality shine. Don't worry about you not knowing someone. At the university a lot of people will be in the same boat

>>737625128
Well, it's not that I hate being drunk. I hate the taste and I also feel that if I start drinking or taking drugs that will be the last thing that will add up and I'll just snap at some point.

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>>737625128
too hopeless to drink?
this is a new low
>>737624987
do not listen to this moron and get addicted to benzo's despite being prescribed for social anxiety, they are not a social drug, like alcohol. you will act like an ass like he does

>>737625159
Yes it's anxiety medicine, which you might actually have anxiety, so it will help. Just take a football at first if you've never taken one. Don't take the whole bar yet, or you'll be fucked up and wake up not remembering anything. But you might wake up to a bitch in your bed. Who knows. Just take half first

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>>737625325
>hate the taste
wow ok, so you are a faggot, hurry up and kill yourself
>hate the taste
hope you love the taste of fish and asshole, because girls like a guy to go down on them once in awhile
you are fucked my friend, man the fuck up immediately

>>737625160
Oh, it genuinely makes me happy to know that you've dealt with your problems.
But sadly no, I'm from Bulgaria and I don't speak German at all. Only my native language, English and some Spanish.

>>737622593
This. What is with all if these teens having all these retarded expectations. You barely start living until you're like 25. An 18 year old hasn't done jack shit.

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>>737625497
yeah, girls love pillheads
try vodka first, then when you don't like the taste, punch yourself in the nuts and grow the fuck up

>>737625325
Alcohol tastes like ass. Drink vodka, take a drink, hold it in your mouth, and wash it down with some soda. That's the best way. Again go slow so you don't make an ass out of yourself. Bitches don't like a dude throwing up and stumbling. Don't worry about snapping, its the staying sober part that will make you snap lol

>>737625302
I hope I will be able to change something in university but it's not the first time I've had hopes for things to change only for them to be broken later.

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>>737625325
you are going to snap anyways, its called life
if you don't participate in life, no one will care when you do snap

>>737625646
I told him to take a xanex to loosen up in social settings. Bitches like xanex too. That doesn't mean he's s pill head. It's the painers you want to stay away from. Pain pills lead to heroin

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>>737625497
>you might actually have anxiety, so it will help
every human has anxiety
faggots take pills like a woman to deal with this
you, my friend, need to drink with other people, right fucking quick

Try 35 and come talk to me then. What's worse is I'm not shy, get my number out there, am funny and interesting, and then two or three days later they ghost me.

I'm not a cringe-o, have a few friends who completely wave off my crippling depression because of loneliness with "ah you're a great guy, you'll find someone" or "you always find it when you're not looking have you tried that?"

If I don't have anyone by 2018 I'm selling my home and car and liquidating all assets to go blow it and then kill myself when the money runs out.

Fuck this life. I'd rather be eternal unknowing darkness again.

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>>737625853
my drug dealer and his girlfriend are sloppy xanax addicts, you can easily get addicted to this stupid shit
homeboy needs to deal with his anxiety the same way everyone else has for 9,000 years, namely, alcohol

>>737625921
Lol I do drink with other people. OP feels too anxious to talk to people. I offered solution. I'm not saying take them regularly. I'm saying take one before a party or some shit

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>>737621873
Need some help?

>>737626055
I've seen them too but it's mind over matter. I've never got addicted to anything but cigs. I've tried cocaine, crack, all pills, no addiction. I haven't tried meth or heroin, they don't even sound appetizing

>>737621873
>only 18

Shit you could turn that around in no time. Fuck sake just join a club you've got some interest in and force yourself to make smalltalk.

>>737625776
you will not, settings don't change people, people do
start today, don't wait for your life to begin because of some fucking university
it's even easier to be antisocial at school
acquire the skills to be social now, or be fucked

>>737621873

Virgin ? lower your standards to bottom men and gain confidence this way, people around you won't change, just move your ass

>>737626002
>ah you're a great guy, you'll find someone

Fuck that gets old. Worst part is hearing people's half baked advice. I'm happy enough on my own but it's a stain on your reputation and closes some doors. Lot of free time though.

>>737625776
Just do it. Don't change anything just say hi and talk to people. Breaking the ice is the hardest part. I've pulled bitches left and right but still get nervous approaching one I haven't talked to. I'm surprised a sleezeball hasn't grabbed your dick yet. I've fucked a couple bitches without even trying

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>>737626002
>am funny and interesting
in your own head, 40 year old virgin
don't become this guy, OP

Turn off your computer.
Start a martial art.

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>>737626002
>I'd rather be eternal unknowing darkness
too edgy to live, do it anon, don't wait

>>737625379
Bruh I don't act like an ass, I get ass on xanex. They make you very social and ready to party

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Realize this is literally the base everyone starts with

If people aren't contacting you after a good time, then maybe they don't contact you for the same reason you don't contact them after a good time.

You need to contact them to hang out, and you need to plan a thing to do to strengthen a bond. If you don't want to, have fun being alone nigger

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>>737626380
this, put yourself out there enough and they will come to you

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>>737626556
yes, people are ultimately flakes, and you must get used to herding cats if you want a social group

>>737625513
I hope you will also deal with your problems.
And maybe there's some other source about beeing a "Pick-up-artist" on English or Bulgarian language. I've watched TheDevilMethod very often (on German :/). It's a channel about talking to women and be attractive to women but it also helped me just to make some real friends.

>>737626281
I'm afraid it may come to this someday actually when the loneliness take over.
>>737626220
I've actually gotten to the point of small talk with some people. It's getting beyound that that is hard. Like, I talk to somebody a few times, I feel a friendship could even form and 10 days later I hear them inviting tons of people to they birthday but not me. And these things crush my self esteem even lower and make me try even less to get close to others.

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>>737626553
you are a downward spiralling loser who cant even remember or doesn't even notice how shameful his drug-fuelled behavior has gotten
do not give advice to our OP

>>737626395
How's that low hanging fruit taste anon.
>former stand up comedian that made it onto last comic standing
>helps with homeless outreach every week
>been to 4 different continents

Yeah I'm totally a drone to be around with nothing interesting to say. Youre so spot on mate.

>>737626741
Lmao OP don't listen to these fags. I take a xanex like once a month if that. I never take more than a bar so I never black out

>>737621873
op are you me?

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>>737626728
>inviting tons of people to they birthday but not me
insert thyself, life is not going to wait for someone to notice their oversight
you need to develop the sense that these fucks would be missing out without you
then you will win

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Pretty much in the same position as you OP except I'm not a virgin and I have acne lol

>>737621873
You need to be interesting and at same time have interest in the other person. Small talk is bullshit. Ask people questions about themself, they love to explain themself. Also go partying with them. And talk with people at Party without expectations. Be funny. Thats all. Just try to behave a bit like an entertainer. Tell funny or strange things that are interesting. Thats all.

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>>737626758
one can travel without acquiring the slightest bit of culture or anything to make them interesting, the fact that you would even bring up "4 continents dude" in your defense is damning enough, people hate you for exactly this sense of false superiority, jew
kys

>>737626380
I will try.
>>737626414
I've thought about something like that actually. But something (money, not having enough time) always stops me.
>>737626556
>If people aren't contacting you after a good time, then maybe they don't contact you for the same reason you don't contact them after a good time.
But they do contact other people. I'm not blaming them, I know I'm as much at fault when I'm not trying to ask them out too but it should be obvious to most people that I'm not the most outgoing person around and I'm probably more shy than they are.

>>737626961
Found a slut who is in the military. Friends sister. Sent friend request. Rejected.

>>737627037
Fuck this fag. Bitches love superiority. Not "I'm smart and know it all" superiority. But you gotta let everyone in the room know you're king shit by your presence. How you hold yourself up and make eye contact and shit like that

>>737621873
Your nipples probably aren't big enough.

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>>737627037
>get told I'm uninteresting by random anon
>counter with something people find interesting (travel)
>lol dude you're acting superior you're a jew kys

Quality comeback anon.

>>737624353
OP if you ignore this man's advice, there isn't any hope for you.

I'm sorry if I don't reply to someone asking me something. I didn't expect so many people to come here.
>>737626961
I would take your acne over my virginity every day.
>>737626717
Thanks. I will look into it.
>>737626962
It's hard to ask personal things when there are people around though. There are a lot more girls than guys in my class (about 5:1 ratio) and they're always in groups. I can't just walk over to 3 people and ask one of them how are thing going with their family for example.
>>737627286
No sadly but one of them is more hairy than the other if that means something.
>>737627356
I won't. It's exactly what I'm trying and what I want but when it comes to practice thing don't go that way.

>>737621873
Are you sure you don't have mild aspergers or something? I mean you're at /b/ to begin with.
Asperger personalities tend to be just a little weird and even if no one dislikes you they might not find you very relateable. And lack of social skills won't get better if you don't have any friends. So start with some sport or go to the gym or any other activity that puts you among people to keep those social skills up.

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Pretty much the same as OP

Except I'm 30 and had a few gf's and I have a pretty gut job.

I don't have one real friend.

Problem is I'm really awkward and anti-social.

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>>737621873
Try doing this.

>>737627608
I don't think but even if I had I probably wouldn't notice it so I don't know. I mean, everything was fine until a few years ago. I had friends and shit. They I grew up, entered high school, started to think a lot about my behaviour and how it would look in others eyes and did my best not to bother anyone. The result is that.

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>>737627608

Not OP, but I can relate:

Take this picture for example, friends were always trying to get me to party and stuff, but I felt like Wojak, standing in the corner, yeah, I'm hungry, I'm missing shit on TV, I don't feel well, I have diaharea, the music is too loud, etc..

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>>737627843
I'd be your friend, man.

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>>737627204
>you gotta let everyone in the room know you're king shit
this comment stands on its own, anon is an obnoxious faggot who isn't even 6 feet tall
everyone laughs when he leaves the room

>>737627312
>something people find interesting
>brah I swear I'm interesting, see? see?

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>>737627962

Here is my picture

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>>737627962
kys then, this is just natural selection at work

>>737627967
I appreciate it, man.
>>737628038
I'm op and that's not me btw. Just saying.

>>737628046

Fuck you normie faggot

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>>737627623
>Problem is
problem is youre the kind of fag who would save this .gif in the first place
get a life, junior

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>>737628038
you look like this guy

>>737627985
You really got a hard on against people that have traveled don't you anon. It's very transparent. I'm sorry you're too poor to have left the trailer park and had dreams of leaving just your city that didn't pan out. It must be super annoying to hear about it when you come back from summer vacation hearing all the other students assignment papers about classmates family vacations.

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>>737628126
triggered whiney bitch

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>>737628261
nah, I just know the kinda guy who wears his passport on his sleeve like its some kind of redeeming factor
remember, you're the 35 year old faggot who can't even, but wants to justify his can't evening with money

>>737627623
>had a few gf's and I have a pretty gut job.
Well, it's something. How did you had girlfriends though if you're that awkward? Did something change?
>>737628254
I think I will shave too. Someone might recognize what I'm trying to impersonate and try to approach me from pity or something.
>>737627796
I would but I don't have as much money as that guy so it probably won't work out.

>>737627985
Everyone comes to greet me when I enter the room faggot

Holy crap this thread exploded lol

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>>737628421
You're annoying.

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>>737628261
>other students assignment papers about classmates family vacations
what kind of fucking retard school were you in?
we had an essay on our summer reading assignments back in my day, not some faggot memoir

>>737628401
if he wore his passport on his sleeve he sure did take a long time to mention it it was 3rd on his list maybe you should stop projecting your experince with others onto someone else because of jealousy

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>>737628479
this is next level faggotry, it isn't even self-aware

>>737627985
Only faggots on 4chan care about height. I know tall doofy virgins and short motherfuckers who fuck all the time. I've seen tall motherfuckers get laid out by short motherfuckers. Height doesnt really matter to most people

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>>737628636
>3rd on his list
my fucking sides
yeah it took a long time to get that info from him, fo sho

>>737628401
Lmao youre fucking kidding me right? Youre really reaching here anon. Such a tryhard contrarian.

>but but but you're
Shut up. No more (You)s for youse.

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>>737628747
>I know tall doofy virgins and short motherfuckers who fuck all the time.
does not undeerstand that anecdotal evidence does not disprove a general rule
I'm guessing 5'7'', with a 4'' penis

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>>737628812
triggered, screencapping for my fridge magnet
ty anon, kindly go back to losing now

>>737628907
5' 9" with a 6 inch penis and I fuck bitches. What you mad for? I've never met a bitch that only goes for tall dudes. Never.

>>737628812
>>737628592
>>737628401
>>737628261


Will you two just shut up and fuck already?

Op here, I will be taking my leave as the thread changed direction really fast.
I want to thank everybody who took part. It was nice to chat a little bit with someone. Thanks for the suggestions and I know that may make me sound like an asshole but it made me feel better to know that there are others like me.

I'm 6'0, 230 lbs with a fat 7" dick. will it get longer if I stop being so fat?

>>737629050
Can't. He'd get all pissy I traveled so far to meet him.

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>>737629153
Keep on trying, dude. Don't worry so much, because chances are whoever it is you're anxious about is probably just as anxious as you. Some folks are just better at hiding it than others.

I'd still be your friend, btw. You seem like an alright dude.

>>737629157
7" is plenty. If you can't do anything with that then a bigger dick won't help fatass

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>>737629029
LELELEELELEEL
that's because they don't talk to you in the first place, king hobbit
you have no idea how many girls laugh at your manlet status, every female I've fucked included

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>>737629245
fucking kek

>>737621873
Psst, stop jerking off, bud. That's where its at

>>737629268
I'm just saying, there's more cock beneath my fat. I can use my cock just fine, just curious if I put in the effort to thin out if my cock would look bigger.

>>737628214
>hurrdurr I'm so useless that I better try to make myself feel better by saying something about someone random picture that he used

You remind me of mentally retarded trash who go crazy and try to bash you for your profile pic on twitter/facebook even though they know nothing about you.

Even though I'm alone, I'm kinda glad that at least I'm not an uneducated trash like yourself.

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>>737629427
educated enough to have the insight that you like cringeworthy shit and are thusly alone forever, masurbatory queer

>>737628421

I'm pretty good looking and I do lots of gym.

All of gfs I ever had were chasing me. Every time I tried to approach to one that I liked, I scared them away with my awkwardness.

>>737621873
The problem isn't that people don't like you. The problem is you don't let people get to know you. If you automatically have hatred for yourself, it will show and people wouldn't want to be around that. However if you change your "aura" people will want to be near II and who knows become friends. Never think like that. I did. And I had no friends for the longest time. Turns out my look on my face was a fuck off face leave me alone despite only wanting to be loved it was just my negativity was showing and I was so used to getting hurt or sitting on my depression. I got too comfortable . But I didn't do my part. Now I do. And it's not all rainbows and shit cause I'm still new to opening up, but it's better than before. It's easy to sit back and say it's cause your worthless because your so accustomed to it. but you just have to push it harder than the day before. Just cause one way didn't work doesn't mean the next 1000 won't. Something has to change for better or worse nothing is as it seems. Your respectful, but if you look at someone you don't see if they are respectful it's impossible. You have to show your personality through other things. Your body language your tone everything if your depressed is obvious and people might mistake that depression for anger or something. Unfortunately, people aren't always accepting and assume the worse and we take it too personally. It's a muscle in the head we need to exercise. Get better at loving ourselves not because we are worth something to someone but because we are here for ourselves. You go to work? That's an achievement. You are respectful most of the time? That's a rare quality that should be cheerished. You are quiet? Well, when you do speak people will pay more attention to see what the man of wisdom has to say.

>>737629282
Bruh you don't live in the real world

>>737621873
You're probably pretty uninteresting and unlikable. I think always being nice is just hedging your bets for stupid people. You sound like a stupid person. Are you going to college?

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>>737629557

>is so retarded that he tries to make himself feel better by bashing on random people on /b/
>is so retarded that can't think of anything better but to bash people for the random pic they used in a random post
>has the most retarded pictures saved himself

Admit it faggy boy, you are a trash in real life who will never do anything of value with his life and you will always remain below average.

My exuse for being on /b/ is social awkwardness, yours is just being a useless trash.

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>>737629773
ok then, frodo
say hello to the other hobbits for me

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>>737629923
>bashing on random people on /b/
>/b/
ITT: faggots triggered by trolling on /b/
fucking summer up in here

you sound self absorbed and narcissistic

>>737629761
lel OP left, tl;dr faggot, lrn2paragraph
>>737629153

>>737628214
aye ya wee shite.... ya cannae even drink ya young wee shite...

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>>737629923
>trash in real life who will never do anything of value with his life and you will always remain below average
that came out pretty easily, project much, always alone bitch?

>>737630173
I didn't read every comment whoops. It's only a little paragraph and also if others have the same problem I hope it might help a tiny bit idk

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>>737630386
>only a little paragraph
>334 words 1,792 characters
learn to read sometime, anon
like, with books preferably

>>737622990
Where in Europe you from? if you are Dutch and close to Rotterdam we could hang out some time. Stay strong and remember that it should get better.

>>737630501
>Being this autistic by counting words and letters to try and prove a point

Just stop anon.

>>737621873
I'm 34 now. Used to have a pretty good social life, got laid pretty often from being 16-30.

These days I live a life like yours, but live alone. It's currently 18:24 on Sunday here and I haven't spoken a single word to anybody since I left work on Friday.

All my friends either drifted apart, moved away or got a girl, left the social circle, got married and had kids.

It's quite peaceful and drama free. But some weekends I get kinda lonely and bored.

I should probably leave the house or something. I haven't left the house since work on Friday either.

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>>737630676
>>Being this autistic to think that you have to count this by hand
>https://wordcounter.net/
how else would you suggest I mock the ridiculous length of your rambling screed on self-love, anon?

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>>737630810
kys, everyone else succeeded, you failed

>>737630903
MGTOW

>>737630844
No one said by hand. Nothing you said made your case any better either. Anon over here grading people's posts like a shitty substitute teacher with word count websites lmao

Sperglord city. Population (You)

>>737621873
>only fapping once
>waking up at 9 AM
>showering
fuck off, cyborg

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>>737631002
oh wow
forever alone faggots finally reveal that the only resort to this shit because of selection pressures, i.e. everyone else coupling up
enjoy the nothingness that will be the rest of your life, thank you for choosing to not pass on your beta genetics

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>>737631154
>made your case
>/b/ is now a hallowed institution of critical thinking and scholarly debate
my fucking sides, thanks anon

>>737622990
>I find it really hard to approach people as I feel like I would bother them with my presence.
This is what's wrong with you.
Two solutions: Kill yourself, and idk the other one

>>737631177
jokes on you faggot, i knocked a girl up when i was 17, she cheated on me before we knew, never spoken to her or the kid since.

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>>737631276
>jokes on you
uhh no, you are not only doomed to a horrible life, but are also confirmed for being a horrible person
I guess there is justice after all

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>>737631276
>not a beta
>absentee father
choose one (1)

>>737631237
Says the guy droning on about word and letter count...

>>737631503
I've paid my share of child support over the years. She turns 16 in September so as of then my duties are over.

>>737624022
guess I'm one of those few people who doesn't like to drink because it only has negative drawbacks.

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>>737631543
wat
umad.png

>>737631616
it has a lot of negatives. but being drunk is the positive.

>>737631632
And with that post you lost. Have fun trumpsterfire.

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>>737631571
and she'll have daddy issues forever thanks to your beta cuck identity
do us all a favor and kys, your life is over anyways

>>737631616
>only has negative drawbacks
>negative drawbacks
what would a positive drawback be, nonsensical moron? or was that just redundancy for the sake of identifying yourself as borderline illiterate?

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>>737631706
>facebook level shit from a triggered bitch
I win again, is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

>>737631781
i do realize the mistake i made but that does not make me a borderline illiterate

>>737621873
>>737621919


For me it is excatly the same anon. The only difference is I am 26. When I was 18 I was like "it will surely change" but it didn't.

It took me long enough but I am so lonely nowadays that I am starting to go crazy. I started to hug a pillow when I go to sleep recently that helped a little.

Have a happy life.

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>>737632626
>does not read a 10-word comment before hitting submit
confirmed for illiterate

>>737621873
The fuck Op ? one fap a day, and you showering ? disgusting

Go sign up for some shit and stop being a crybaby roodypoo faggot.

Go take karate or some shit.

You can't make friends if you don't leave the house dumb fuck.

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>>737633145
its summer, go easy on these lonely neckbeards lol

>>737621873
18 year old here aswell, be happy you atleast have shit im fucking poor and my cars gasket just cracked so i dont have a car and striving to get out of my state to get into my apartment. been living in my grandmothers old house my dad wrecked hard for 3.5 months now