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My girlfriend wants anal, I don't. What do? Pic related,

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My girlfriend wants anal, I don't. What do? Pic related, it's her with her ex-boyfriend. Found it on her phone. I think it's gross.
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>>737618684
Why in fucks name would YOU save pictures of her getting fucked by her ex?
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>>737618684
Anal is great, you should try it.
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>>737618684
You are the only man in the world who does not want to fuck ass
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>>737618746
To be honest, she sent it to me to make me horny. But I think it's gross.
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>it's her with her ex-boyfriend
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>>737619246
I will not judge. I have pictures and videos of my ex-gfs as well.
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Op really is a faggot for once
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>>737618684
Try it. You might like it. Ask her if you can tie her up and call her names. It's fun. You'll see.
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>>737619401
Sharing is caring.
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>>737619503
I am to lazy to upload them. Sorry.
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She's a whore for keeping that picture, but if OP doesn't fuck her ass the ex BF will.

Hell, me and everyone else ITT would. Anal is awesome.
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>>737618684
I've never asked my wife for it, never really interested me but if she asked and wanted it i'd sure as shit give it a try.
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>>737619654
He lives 600 miles away. I don't believe it.
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>>737619151
World's every day more a shittier place.
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>>737619981
No pun intended?
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>>737618684
I'm with you op. Putting your dick in an asshole is gay. Doesn't matter the gender of the asshole, only fags fuck that hole.
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>>737620166
I just don't want shit on my dick. Is it worth it?
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>>737620289
nope

asses are not made for insert, only for expelling
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>>737620289
No. Fucking an asshole not only gives you shit bacteria in your urethra, its the start of the slippery slope into leftist degeneracy.
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>>737618684
give her to me
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She just texted me that she will swallow it afterwards. I will give it a shot. Thanks for your advice.
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Maybe I will dump some picture later.
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>>737620510

That's why enemas were made retard

make your gf clean her asshole out 3x
put some air fresheners in there
and pound her butthole bitch
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>>737619605
I am going to chide you until you do.
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>>737620510
Can confirm. Got a UTI from anal. Lol
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>>737620999
You are joking, don't you? Who puts airfresheners in buttholes of other people?
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>>737621177
Keep going.
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>>737621227

i do
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>>737619127
Not true.
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>>737618684
try to overcome it, maybe youll like it, but tell her you want her to clean her self throughly (enema and shit) so there should not be anything for you to feel gross about because it will be clean
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But what if she wants me to come inside her butt? What will happen? I will do it but I still think it's gross.
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>>737618684
Looks like she knows how to proper clean her arsehole. Go for it. Use condom if you're not sure. You should experiment bondage with that broad also.
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Put a condom and fuck her ass.
If you don't want, I can fuck her ass, only for help you, of course
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>>737621294
Chide. Chide chide chide. Feeling the guilt, yet? It'll only get worse until you share those holes.
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>>737621910
Let's make a deal. You post one, then I do.
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>>737618684
>have gf
>don't fulfill her sexual desires
>???
>be single

that's how it works, so you better fuck her asshole
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>>737620166
>your dick in an asshole is gay
you because gays do it
you know what gays also they? they breathe
you better stop breathing now or you are a faggot
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>>737622251
I will, okay? But shall I come in her mouth or butt? She wants to swallow. But what if there is shit on my dick?
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>>737619428
This
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>>737622448
That's HER problem.
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>>737618684
>I think it's gross.
Yes, you might as well have sex with a sewer.
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>>737618684
Anal is nice, you should try it but with condom
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>>737622875
She wants it without one. Now I really think she is nasty.
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>>737618684
Most guys want to fuck ass b cause thier girls dont. Priblem is yours does so ur not into it. My advice is to let her fall asleep and then fuck her ass. Gotta do it like a ninja tho...you cant let her wake up.
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>>737623154
So I have to kill her first?
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>>737623154
That makes no sense.
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>>737622875
yeah best option because shit
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>>737618684
First of all, don't do it equals letting her ex do it.

Secondly, why do you care so much? It's a hole, both are good. It doesn't make much difference to you, but it does to her, she can have more sensitive asshole than pussy. Maybe she orgasms only from doing anal? Ask her why anal if you didn't already.

Lastly, it's important that if she wants anal she needs to fucking wash that asshole. If she doesn't keep a proper hygiene and diet, don't do it. You give her something, she needs to give back (ie. making it as pleasant and clean for you as possible).
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>>737618684
>literal only man in world who doesn't like anal
>knows he's a total faggot
>talks openly about not liking anal
Hold on, this seems familiar. Brenpai, is that you?
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>>737623352
But will it still feel nice? Sometimes I am not able to come when wearing one. Most times we do it without.
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>>737619127
nope
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>>737618684
If my gf kept pictures of her ex, especially pictures like this, I'd gtfo.
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Is there anybody here who thinks butt is better than pussy?
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>>737623966
I have pictures of my exes too.
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>>737619127
Incorrect
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>>737618684
Did it faggot pic related
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>>737618684
While I share your lack of enthusiasm surrounding anal, I'd say you should at least give it a whirl. She does what she can to turn you on, right? Return the favor by fucking that pooper.

It's not my favorite thing (vaginal and oral are best for me), but if a girl wants anal I'm game as long as she preps the area.
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>>737623981
They're called homosexuals
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>>737624132
Was it better than pussy?
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>>737623121
But she is you girlfriend, talk to her and tell that you could try if you use a condom, maybe a extra thin condom so she will say yes.
Or you could buy a penis extender so you make your gf happy and you dont feel the shit in your dick.
Or you final option is you became a cuck...
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>>737620166
Gays also do blowjobs
Are you gonna stop getting head so you don't become a faggot
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>>737624203
They are both good. Just do it
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>>737624296
I will do it. And when I have shit on my dick at least I have a reason to never do it again.
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anal is great, my wife loves it.
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>>737624533
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>>737624533
And how do you think it is? Did you ever had shit on your dick?
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OP is a cuck faggot.
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>>737624458
Just go buy her an enema and let her know when she's ready you are. There will be no shit. Hell I've fuck many chicks in the ass and only once did I get shit dick. You will be fine as long as she doesn't have to shit before you start
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>>737618684
If you're worried about shit on your dick, wear a condom, make her get an enema, it will be fine.

Also her pussy is great, post moar
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>>737619478
Lol my bf does this exact thing to me, I ask him of course. He likes tying me up and I like it too. its been a minute since I've been tied up and I miss it. Good fund days.

>inb4 tits or gtfo
>u kno the rules
>cool story faggot

>>737620289
I asked my bf if his dick was ever dirty after fucking my ass, he said no. He made me like anal so much
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>>737624811
First post something from your gf.
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>>737624890
Show boipussy
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>>737618684
You should ask her to assdildo you, it would help you understand how great it feels. Don't be an idiot.
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>>737624890
tits or gtfo
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>>737618684
Ah shit, be a man, fuck that greased up asshole
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>>737625009
Now that sounds gay.
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>>737624999
Eww lol
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>>737625051
No pun intended?
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>>737624914
All I have on my phone
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>>737625029
>Asking a faggot for tits
>Being this new
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>>737625122
>Doesn't check trips
>Boipussy
>Eww

Just die now
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>>737625162
No he's just autistic, cause I already said inb4 hah. Or he just can't read. And I don't really consider myself a faggot. More of a sad autist. I have issues
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>>737619828
You are going to get red-pilled so fucking hard. Almost as hard as your wife gets fucked in the ass by her ex.
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>>737625276
Been thinking about it
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>>737625353
So respect>>737624999
Trips and show boipussy
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>>737625429
Better now than never I say
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>>737625414
She's not my wife. Can you even read?
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>>737625162
>>737625353
>implying faggots don't have tits

I repeat: tits or gtfo
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>>737619127
YE HELL YEAH ANAL
I never had sex before so i cant relate 18 still virgin fml
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>>737618684
Would you do anal if she properly prepped for it (cleaning out rectum beforehand)?

If so, make that a requirement and go nuts. Anal is a nice tight fuck.
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>>737625551
barely, I do watch king of the hill
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>>737625449
Cant, don't have one. Sorry to disappoint you
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>>737619151
She trying to cuck you op?
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>>737625568
>Inplying tits or GTFO applies to anything other than subhuman attention whoreing females

Time for you to leave kid
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>>737625701
You failed english? Bobby you speak English
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>>737625770
>so butthurt he starts playing the adult
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>>737625637
But does it kill the romance? It sounds very clinical.
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>>737625866
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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>>737618684
we need more pics before we can give you a decent advice
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Do it, realize its overrated, pull out and put it in her mouth/pussy.

I never understood why any guy would try it more than a few times with different girls, its pretty sub par.
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>>737625629
Dude, just get 20 or 30 euro and go to a low-cost apartment escort.
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>>737619127
Bullshit
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>>737625866
hwhat ?
i just wanet a picture of a hotdog
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>>737626117
Post some of your gf first. This is an advice thread, no fap thread.
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>>737618684
Her ex was fat fuck, disgusting
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>>737626148
idk how i´ll feel after dude thx for the advice but lets hope some chick will want to fuck me i had like 3 gf´s and they were all anti sex until 18 now i am and they dont care anymore about
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No post about how she's being socially retarded for sharing a picture of another person's cock in her ? This shit is straight up retarded, of course people may keep pics of their exes nudes but they don't share it with the current one that's like asking for drama.
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>>737626514
I know, she's a bit crazy sometimes.
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>>737626514
And I know his cock was already in her, so what's the big deal?
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Ive never tried anal with gf, how does it feel compared to pussy?
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>>737618684


Your right OP...Anal is gross... shit comes out nhere!
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>>737627117
Did you already done it? Was it that gross? Probably I will give it a shot.
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>>737626969

Almost the same, especially after the first few minutes. I prefer to fuck a woman's ass, but not because my dick knows any different.
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if you dont want to have anal sex with your girlfriend it can mean 2 things.

1. you girlfriend is ugly/fat as fuck
2. you are gay
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>>737627360
But why do you prefer it when it feels the same?
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>>737627432
1. no
2. no
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>>737624890
TITS OR GTFO
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>>737627432
>you are gay
But gays primarily do anal. I feel like it would be a better argument that you are gay id like anal.
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>>737622448
Creampie her asshole, faggot.
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>>737618684
If I got sent a pic of my gf getting fucked by her ex, I'd be pissed the fuck off
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Okay, thanks to everyone. I will do it. You can post pictures of your own anal expiriences or let this thread die.
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>>737627441
because it hurts the girl
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>>737622079
My wife doesn't let me share pics. Since I love her and want to stay married to her, I can't and won't expose her. So here is a pic of someone else's holes.

Now come of it...you are not with your exes, so you can't use the same excuse.
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>>737627918
You sick fuck.
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>>737628052
how about "respecting the privacy of past partners"?
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>>737628343
Like you're respecting the privacy of all the people in these threads?
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