Just took too many lsd. Bugs crawling under my skin Can't

Premise so stupid it made me reply
2/10

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>>737614166
It's not overly painful. But it is swelling

>>737614319
If you really did that you probably have like.. an aneurysm or something. Go to the doctor.

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K I'm feaking out though

>>737614639
What should I do to the doctor when they ask?

>>737614719
Is this even lsd cause it doesn't feel right

>>737614719
Dont "do" anything to the doctor. Tell him you microwaved your huevos and if he asks tell him you took psychadelics. Doctors won't call the cops on you unless you are a danger to someone else, like a child.

>>737614639
Take a normal picture of your balls without you pressing on them

How

How did you close the microwave door

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>>737615063
I keep trying my best but they it keeps trying to crawl up into my stomach it's actually making me feel sick

>>737614719
Say it was a sex thing with your gf

>>737615200
this

>>737614878
You probably got something similar. Are you chasing the moon through people's backyards and dancing around trees?

>>737615200
nice dubs

you'd have to smash a hole in the glass, probably

>>737615356
Chill lil ball burner their ain't no bugs you just be tripping balls nigga go to bed and watch some futurama

>>737615411
No but this headache is killing me

>>737614166
The resonating frequency of the microwave would cause water in your blood to boil, and your veins would burst.

You didn't put your balls in the microwave, or your testicles wouldn't be there to take a photo of

>>737615356
YOU FEELING SICK IS ACTUALLY ALIENS TRANSPLANTING THAT VERY FEELING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX VIA ADVANCED SUBAUDIAL WAVE PATTERNS

>>737615429
You hold down the switch that clicks when the door closes. That's the safety trigger. If it's not clicked the wave cooker won't cook

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>>737615514

>>737614166
On the plus side, you've ensured your druggie genes will not be passed on.

>>737614166
>can't seem to get clean so I stuck my balls in the microwave

Lost

>>737615577
That's why I had a bath afterwards dumbass

>>737615514
So should I just go with it or fight it?

>>737615821
Hello??

>>737615821
IDK BRO NEVER BEEN ON LSD. PROBLY JUST DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE AND TRY TO BECOME AN ANT

>>737615963
It's not Aliens, it's your own brain attacking you for your mistakes in life that you haven't corrected. You're going to die of heart attack or stroke.

>>737616095
HE RIGHT ABOUT THIS. YOUR VULNERABLE SELF IS EXPOSED WITH YOUR EGO OUT OF THE WAY. DO NO DISASSOCIATE FROM YOUR EGO OR YOU MIGHT CEASE TO EXIST!

>>737616020how do you mean?

>>737614166
> took LSD
> microwaved your balls

you sir are a fucking idiot, i find it hard to grasp how one can be so retarded.

>>737616202
Fuck me can I just have the answer allrready? I'm ready to die

>>737616347
I can't keep typing it's taking up too much time I need to think about this?

>>737616347
I DO NOT HAVE THE ANSWER. THINK OF IT FAST FOR YOURSELF BEFORE YOUR BRAIN ATROPHIES.

>>737616347
Amputation is the solution

>>737616449
What even is that word

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>>737614166
>Pic related

>>737616347
The answer is that all people are you, only in different places in time and space. Treat humans with the same compassion you want to be treated with.

>>737614444
Cheked baby scumbag

>>737616624
Haha I knew I'd seen it somewhere before. You know that bit that connects the testicle to the body it made a crunch when I closed the door. That's where it's coming from

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>>737616801
See a doctor. You might want to fix your testicles and check if you can get medical mariuana from contracting cancer from a microwave.

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>>737616520
Trips and I'll do it

>>737616902
Kek I see what you did there

>>737617184
leave your balls alone and just sober up

>>737617184
do it OP, you´re a failure anyways, dont breed.

>>737617307
Fick it. I'm going extra terrestrial with this shit. How much lsd is in 12 tabs of paper?

You can't od on lsd can you?

>>737617603
most likely 1200 microgramms

>>737617184
roll

>>737617744
do double dubs suffice

you will never have children.

You have failed at life.

>>737617184
>>737617603
fuckiNg dO IT OP

>>737617184
Do it faggot

Rolling for amputation

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do it

>>737617184
Rollerino

>>737617184
No you won't. You're full of shit. Bait thread full of shit. Just shit.
>ITT:OP wants you to watch him play with his balls.

Rolling for OP to knife his nards

>>737617184
roororll

>>737614166

trips. though i know OP won't deliver.

>>737617184
4rrrroll

de tripz is de zolution

>>737617184
pls

>>737617184

cut it

>>737618045
You got me. I'm just so fascinated with my testicle I want the entire world to bake in it's glory. I'm serious though, you can't od on Lsd can you ?

>>737617184
Come on trips!

>>737617184

333

>>737618235
Nope, at least not physically how much your psyche can take is another thing

https://youtu.be/V9c2XRluot4 this could help

>>737617184

444

>>737617184

555

>>737617184
I'm ill right now it would really mean a lot to me if I could get trips so I could feel responsible for the loss of your testicle(s?)

>>737618235
OP go to the damn hospital you obviously bruised your sack somehow

>>737614166
STOP TOUCHING YOUR BALLS

GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
YOU ARE FINE


GO TO SLEEP

>>737617184
do it and have no balls or dont do it because you have no balls

>>737618662
Near Satan trips recognised

>>737614166
test

Roll for trips

Just posting in a potentially epic thread

>>737617184

999 u won't deliver fagget

Rollrollroll

>>737617184
rrroll

>>737617184
Roll

>>737614166
sure, because then you are still able to typ like a normal person

>gtfo

checkem

Ah I have a varioscele too. Makes my left ball look fucking huge but it's just a giant pile of veins on top of my ball. Hurts sometimes but not usually.

>>737617184

111

>>737614166
DUDE if this is real seriously stop and go to a hospital now

Cut for moot <3

>>737617184

222 get rid of it. it won't get better.

222 get

>>737617184

222 go!

CMON, TRIPS PLS

222

>>737614166
you are lying in bed and all it's in your head

333

333

>>737617184

333 le get. OP won't deliver i know it

>>737619332
FUUUUUUCKKKKKMK

>>737617184

444 too early testing

444

>>737617184

444 le get

444

>>737617184

555 test

555

555

>>737617184

555 le get

Fake. Lsd actually cures headaches something about how classical psychedelics affect the Serotonin system prevents even migraines and cluster headaches.

>>737617184

555 le getdf

>>737614166

Faggot shitpost.

do it

666

>>737617184

666

>>737614166
I've done acid dozens of times. Never had anything like that happen. I think you either did bath salts or too much meth.

>>737614166
If you took alot of acid your spelling would be fucked. Which it isnt, at least for someone who should be trippin balls.

>>737619568
This

777

777

>>737617184

777 cut it

>>737617184

777 777 777

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>>737619696

no dont cut

>>737619744

nice dubs

dont cut it anon

Nope youre nut cutting it

>>737617184
>a

888 888 888 888 888 888 888

rip

>>737617184

GET IT CUT IT WIN IT

ripvfg

>>737617184

CUTTT

TRIIIIIPPPPSSS

If dubs or better, OP goes to the hosptial

quads here

>>737617184

le 999 FAKE OP WON'T DELIVAR

rolling for damage

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>>737617184
DO IT!

Just do it already

>>737619094
I think I have this

Go

111

>>737619996
soo close

>>737617184
Doit

222

>>737617184
Attention white. Just deliver

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I call bullshit.

If you dropped too much lsd you would of dropped you phone in the tub along time ago.

Dont do it dumbass

Snip snip

now do it

Do it

222

333

333

>>737617184
Deliver

333 trips

No balls

Ok won't deliver

cmon roll

winrur?

>>737617184

444

>>737617184

444 NOW

>>737617184
No... balls...

444 g

>>737617184

44 44 44 44

444

444

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>>737617184
I had a dream about me and my best friend. She was talking about loyalty or some shit, then.....the topic of the two of us dating came up. She said that I was handsome, but she has a boyfriend, and despite the fact the two of us would be perfect, she said that she's not the type of person to leave one for another.
I thought I had gotten over her, but I guess not. Oh well, there's other girls.

>>737617184
If quads, cut the balls off and put them in your mouth.

555

555

>>737617184

ok, trips. thank you. now end this.

Look at these triplets of mine

>>737617184
Roll

6666

>>737620620
Roll

>>737617184

six six six

Satan says do it faggot

666 you better deliver now

>>737620649
Rolling

>>737617184
>Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)16:09:42 No.73761
dfgdfgdfgddf

Op wont deliver.

I want pics for proof

A bad day for lsd
A glorious day for being a faggot

>>737620662
>>737620668
I'm disappointed

lucky

Vvg

lucky sevens
cut it now

>>737620724
Amen

>>737617184

last roll for trips

Ja Ja Ja jesus!

>>737620777
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>737620777
AHHHHHHHH WINNNER

Could be the first sign of testicular cancer OP

>>737620777

WINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>737620777
Bruh

>>737620777
Winner

>>737620777
AAAAAHHH SHIT!

Rolleroni

Op wont deliver

Jesus the jew

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sorry brah, say goodbye to your nut

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Being called on his shit, OP has already left the building.

>>737620895
anon wants op to chop his own balls off...

>>737620966

yeah, i know. still had fun fighting for tripz.

>>737620973
obviously

>>737620777
Lets FUCKING GOOOOOO
Op if you don't cut your nuts iff now you are gonna die bud. The universe has a funny way of fucking people who break promises like that

>>737621047
kek

>>737621178

karma comes back. confirmed.

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>op is a fag

>>737620777
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PREDICT SUCH SPECIFIC NUMBERS

THATS MATHEMATICALLY UNLIKELY

>>737621925
post a couple of times and watch how the number system works newfag

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OP won't deliver. Go home.

>>737622222

quints don't lie

>>737614166
I'm just wondering how you got 1 ball in the microwave...

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>>737622222
Oh shit son its gotta happen now.

>>737614166
How did you manage to work the microwave with the door open. Gr8 b8 m8

>>737622402
Its like your mom anon, you just gatta put soething in the right hole and it'll stay open & working all night long

>>737620777
cut

>>737620777
I'm fucking awake now.
Op pls don't do it you junked up hussy.
If you do it will you write james in the blood.