Hey /b/ I'm going to kill a cat after few hours later. Sugget

let him free, why do you fycking have to do something?

>>737603323
Look, if you're gonna whine and cry about the cat, then gtfo. I am looking for advice on how to kill it. Either advice me or grfo. Don't annoy me.

>>737603182
Mind posting your location so the appropriate repercussions can be sought after?

>>737603182
Kill yourself instead, you fucking lowlife scum.

>>737603513
Not from us. I don't think posting on a US based site will hurt me.

>>737603746
kek'd

>>737603673
Gtfo. I'm not here to hear your moral bullshit.

>>737603746
Oh my sweet summer child. You are new huh?

>>737603182
Give it some wet food and timestamp or GTFO

>>737603791
Does it? I don't know. Enlighten me.

step 1 : free the cat
step 2 : seek professionnal help
step 3 : control your mental illness
step 4 : be a normal human being
step 5 : live an happy life

>>737603845
Yes. I am really new. Has there been any previous incident before that got someone in jail for this kind of stuff? Will I get in trouble if I'm not from US?

>>737603988
kek man just leave

Wrap it in tape and see if you can take its head off with one blow of an axe or hatchet.

>>737603889
I'll never be happy in my life no matter what. And I don't value life. Life is not precious.

For me, the life of an ant and the life of an cat is of same value.

Would you hesitate to kill an ant? Then why hesitate killing a cat?

>>737604150
3edgy5me

i bet you smell like cheetos

>>737603182
Take it to the spca or a vet and leave it there

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When are you new faggs going to learn how to properly bait?

>>737604084
Don't want bloody mess.

Please. Don't.

>>737604282
There's no vet for around 500 miles. It's not first world.

>>737604381
I have to. It'll die of starvation anyway. I'm doing mercy on it.

>>737603182
Put it into a hole and throw rocks at it. That's what I did when I was a teen. I had 7 years of bad luck after lol.

>>737604521
then use a shovel or a baseball bat. strong hit right on the head, then when its knocked out, cut the head with a knife to be sure its dead.

>>737603182

Death via attention whoring thread.

You have to inject it water through its mouth using a plastic medical syringe, you know the one that looks like a toy. Same as the food, a liquid food that jt can take without having to work for it.

If all that doesn't work well then maybe killing it might be a nice thing to do, put it in a bag whilst it's sleeping and just gas it or whatever seems like a not so cruel way to go in its sleep.

>big rock on its head
>gun shot?
>Isis it with a big cleaver

Just do what's right first anon, try to feed it with a syringe.

>>737604558
Don't have enough time to dug a hole or collect enough big rocks. Any other way?

>>737603469
Already backtraced you. Try to avoid uploading. Be warned.

fuck it until it bursts from all the semen inside it

>>737604636
I'll see if this method works out.

How do I dispose the body after killing it?

>>737603988
Actually yeah and quite a bit of them

>>737604865
I thought you didnt want a bloody mess creep you must be masturbaitng or retarded

>>737604727
I've tried everything. Syringe, spoons. He just don't want to eat. It's been 6 days.

>>737604765
Fuck off. I don't care.

>>737603988
Post your face

>>737603182
SPACE PROGRAM!

>>737604968
Severing it's head slowly will hardly create a mess. I don't want it running around bleeding.

>>737604765
hahaha nice one faggot

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>>737605047

>>737604986
Well if your situation is as gas as you claim it is killing it seems the right thing to do, ignore the other anons that are whining. I live on a farm and I never enjoyed killing or seeing animals die but it's a part of life.

>huge rock on head, like one that will instantly crush it
>wait till it sleeps and slowly gas if
>behead it in one slash
>crush head using car

As long as you do it quick and right at once anon.

>>737603182

>give cat your computer
>leave instructions on how to post
>kill yourself
>cat lives on and furthers your legacy on the chan
>

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>>737605183
have you rented the elephant for your arranged marriage yet?

Step 1: Buy many helium balloons
Step 2: Tie balloons to cat
Step 3: Release cat into orbit
Step 4: Profit, body already disposed of.

>space program

>>737605190
Thanks. Is posting video here a good idea?

>>737604986
Its sick you have to force feed it weather it likes it or not when cats get sick they just give up on life force it too eat keep it warm cuddle it at least try and make its last days alive enjoyable and peace full what if this is a test from some sort of "god" or something to see what kind of person you are maybe doing the right thing could help you out of the poverty you may be in now

>>737605304
No. But I have a job in american company that I probably took away from a white american.

>>737605345
Brings a lot of unwanted attention. Don't want to get in trouble.

Please don't kill it man.

>>737605431
Dude fuck off with your idiot baiting shit and go outside or something.

>>737605377
Wtf you're talking about incoherent bitch?

>>737605519
Butthurt is strong with this one

>>737605348
Up to you, personally I would not.
The life of this cat has value to a lot of people and you have to respect that, like I said I live on a farm and I have killed put down and seen countless of animals die and I never enjoy it. I think it would be immature to do.

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>>737605484
Not if its for science! 4chan has sent several frogs to orbit. But never a cat.

>>737605710
I meant would it get me in legal trouble if I posted it here?

>>737605902
Depends if the mods report you I guess.
You're fully anonymous to us, unless that's really you thst showed your face. If so, I wouldn't do it /b/ will dos you.

>>737605725
Cat will take considerable more amount of balloons. And cats are bigger than frogs, so they'll definitely catch attention.

>>737605962
My face is very common. I don't think they'll find me. I am not even from us or europe. There are no strict animal abuse laws in my country.

>>737605902
Not if you post with a closed shell system

Cats are shit animals. Pour some gasoline or high proof alcohol over it and set the fucker on fire.

>>737606007
Do it at night faggot, and stick a glow stick up its ass so we can track the progress

>>737604150
The edge is strong in this one

>>737603182
Smash it's head quickly so it won't suffer. BTW, are you sure it's a good idea to kill it? Maybe it's just tired.

>>737606129
Calling your face very common is kind of a insult to yourself kek. Anyways do whatever is right man, just kill it fast whether you record it or not.

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>>737604150
You sure seen some serious shit m8.

>>737606376
Is posting here the video illegal? Should I?

>>737606139
What is that? Care to explain?

>>737606150
That does sound interesting. But it'll be very loud and visible. No.

Can we get some more pictures of the cat? What shape is he in?

>>737606261
It hadn't eaten anything for a week. It's going to starve and die.

>>737606742
use google fagget

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>>737606830
This is picture I've taken 3 days ago. It's already very weak. Now it's asleep and it doesn't walk.

>>737605725

my fucking sides!

this motherfucker doesn't even know how to nurse a kitten back to health, hahaha, what kind of retard are you?! milk, water, and wet canned cat food. that shit costs fucking 53cents at walmart. few bucks and you've got enough to feed it for days. jesus christ dude

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All you white knights should form a club or something

>>737603988
I know of only one such incident but there could be more

Teach it how to hunt mice

>>737606964
this will not need many helium balloons, I bet it only weighs like 4 frogs? Good job starving it before the flight.

>>737607108
I am not im america or any first world, retard . I am a middle class person in a third world ccountry. There is not vet or any cat food available where I live.

>>737607178
They already have. Reddit.

>>737607260
I am not sending it in space. Fuck off.

>>737607284
As if the FBI are going to hunt you down for sending a cat into space? use a vpn, use tor, use a proxy. Stop being a massive faggot and buy those balloons!

>>737607382
you're such a shitskinned cunt
do us a favor and kill yourself after killing that cat

gay thread

>>737607284

i was in a drug rehab program with literally ZERO DOLLARS and ZERO CAT FOOD and i still nursed a kitten back to health in 3 days. feed it water, milk, and little bits of meat from your own meals that you mash up into a paste with a fork. do that three to five times a day. doesn't have to be a lot, either.

if it dies, it dies, man. that's nature. you don't have to do a damned thing but try to give it life. you might not understand this but nature has called on you to give back to that which gave you life: nature. if you fail, so be it. you only have to try.

if it dies, then you dig a hole in your back yard and return it to the earth from whence it came. that's how these things work.

Take him into the garden and use a shovel, it's the most humane way to do it, unfortunately you'll have to post a video of it because this is /b/ but that's just how things are

>>737603182
Fucking Cunt let it fucking go you piece of shit

>>737607505
Actually fuck what I said, try this first

>>737603182
kill your self by eating 10 tons of cat food
see if cat will follow in your print shoe

>>737607505
addition: if you succeed and it puts on some weight, find a neighbor or someone around town that is willing to care for it. alternatively you could walk somewhere that has cat food and buy it.

you look like you eat well enough to spare the calories to the cat AND burn some on a walk to get it food

Do not do it.

I will KEK to exact an equal amount of pain back to you... if you do it.

I like animals and insects so I try to kill everything as quickly as possible. I'd never attempt to torture anyone or anything no matter how bad or aggressive they are. That being said I've killed plenty of animals such as deer, goat, chicken, turkey, etc.., and had to bury plenty of animals (cats, dogs, snakes, armadillo, etc...). If you're strong and accurate enough, blunt trauma to the head followed by decapitation. Otherwise, strangulation or suffocation followed by decapitation.

I don't understand why you feel the need to just kill it rather than letting it go do its own thing. Obviously try and help it but fuck its not your place to just decide its worthless.

Gummo anyone?

>>737607556
I don't want to be banned from 4chan. Will thry ban me if i posted it?