Navy recruiter here, how come you youngfags can't even

I've got college graduates who barely break 50.

Pass? There is no pass it's just a score, also prove your a recruiter.

bullshit my average ass got an 87 back in 2008
is it harder now?

Being in the army is gay

none wants to fight in your armed forces armyfag

>>737583038
Please. Easiest shit ever. Also, going into selective officer training after boot camp. I graduated hs with honors and a two year degree. What's your stance on women in fighting roles?

please take your gay boat people elsewhere

>>737583195
*You're. Another failure.

I scored 86 last year, fuck off OP

>>737583038
Who TF joins the Navy?

>>737583038
What's an asvab test?

>>737583203
Same test. Average has fallen from 35 to 27 from 99 to 17

>>737583038
>Navy recruiter
Go fuck yourself. Or get your butt buddy to do it for you.

>>737583038
I've never taken it, but my brother and friend, both of which were retards in high school, got around 95. It's designed for the kind of moron who'd join the marines.

>>737583038
Why the fuck would you be on a boat with a bunch of faggots
That's some faggot ass carnival cruise ship

>>737583441
People who are better than you.

You're* You're right sorry I'm drunk right now

>>737583303
>>737583321
>>737583408
>>737583441
>>737583456
all these. everyone in the military eventually goes mental. then they shoot up a place and off themselves

>>737583038
Always wanted to join the Navy.. See the world.. And I did pass the ASVAB. :)

>>737583540
all that time on a boat w dudes got you salty anon

>>737583582
What's your address? I'll shoot you first.

>>737583038
Fuck you OP I scored a 92 for the marines but I decided to stay in college

>>737583038
>can't even pass the ASVAB test?
High ASVAB scores get you a desk job. If I wanted a desk job, I'd work at Comcast or some shit like that.

The score is a comparison to 100 people you take the test with right? So you would assume the average would be 50?

92 but sleep apnea rip

Mr. recruiter man, do you think it is worth it to repair the Fitzgerald?

scored in the top 1/10 of 1% in the nation was considering signing up for some form of military service but recruiters told me i had to quit adderall so i told them to fuck off.

>>737583115
got like a 95. why should i bother with the maybe?

Fuckin squid recruiter. Pic with timestamp and proof

former marine, enjoy all that gay sex on the boat faggot

You don't need to pass an IQ test to become a senator

>>737583038
Why do you have such a shitty job of talking young kids who barely have ball hair, much less have ever made a decision in life, into going to die?

>>737583038
What is an asvab test?

>>737583540
LOL! Hardly. You're talking to TSgt US AF. Navy can get shit on by traps. When Marines, Rangers and Seals are in trouble, they dial 911, and the AF responds with air support, and PJs. Suck my E6 dick Navy bitch.

>>737583959
Navy is 95% non-combat, faggot.

The asvab is fucking retarded, if I remember correctly the first question was "How do plants acquire energy?" Multiple choice was like "photosynthesis, eating other plants, eating other animals, etc"

>>737584041

I'm a 6-year E-6. Chair force can kiss my ass.

>>737583441
gays, same as always, they just don't act straight anymore and the gay pixie nonsense makes them weaker

I'm Air Force E3, you're goddam right Tsgt.

>>737584041
>AF
Don't make me laugh. Was it the air farce that launched those cruise missiles into Syria? No. It was us queer boat fuckers fag.

>>737583038
I can, I got a 99 on the AFQT, but the Army rejected my waiver. Long story short, I lost a couple family members in a short period of time and kind of had an existentil crisis, thought I was experiencing symptoms of anxiety and was briefly put on anti-anxiety meds, but was taken off of them after a couple months and have been fine in the 2 years since I stopped taking the medicine. I was surprised my waiver was outright rejected. I'll be trying the Navy (probably for OCS) and the Air Force, but I really wanted to be an Army infantry officer.

I got a 63 after a couple years out of school and no study. Of course I'm not okay with laying around all day so I couldn't join the other sperm. Not to mention I've never even seen the ocean. I'd rather be doing fun shit like driving or scouting. Something redundant so no one dies if I'm caught fucking around.

>>737583512
people are so much more stupids now
and this also proves it.

>>737584041
Cont. We have better pay, grub, women AND living quarters. We got sub-standard living pay in Germany when we had to stay with Army-fags for a week.

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Fuck off OP, you and your gay shit

>>737584318
Good luck anon. Navy and Air Force are really the only way to go if you have a brain.

>>737584095
I don't remember that one but I wouldn't be surprised to find it in there.

>>737583038
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AT?

HUA TSgt AF ftw

>>737583038
Wat do bout scoliosis. Airforce wanted me but I fear my back can'thandle much stress.

I'm in the Navy right now.

>>737584751
O-3 Lt Navy

>>737584602
Yeah, but I wanted to eventually try out in SFAS and try to become a green beret. They specifically look for smart, competent, and tough people who don't quit. Unfortunately, no other branch has a similar group where the goal is to recruit civilians to wage asymmetric warfare on a government.

AF is zero stress unless you're mx or battlefield. Be some finance or personellist-fag.

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>>737583901
former sailor, lmao it was great

>>737584911
Do you like men?

>>737584961
Also former sailor. It was fucking terrible. Offered 100k to re-enlist. Turned it down, FTN.

>>737584911
Good evening, Sir.

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>>737583038
>pass
You know that's not how it works, sir/ma'am. In any case, if you're asking why I'm not serving, maybe you should ask Brass to allow people with RE-3 from other branches in without all the extra bullshit.

>>737583628
See? Unstable

>>737585043
Sorry you chose Nuke.

>>737583901
>Regards, gey department of the navy

Go stuff crayons up your asshole you huge fucking faggot.

>>737584962
Do you like being court martialed for disrespecting your superiors?

>>737583901
Gay sex was the best on the boat. Every boat has a chicken.

>>737584879
Good choice!

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>>737583754
I assume you mean you got a 99, I was in basic training with 4 people who got 99s. Not that difficult if you aren't brain dead. I was still drunk from the night before and got a 92.

>>737585056
Likewise. Your in service? What rank?

>>737584224
I was a 2 year e5 I agree

FCA3, 98 on ASVAB

>tfw missed advancement by <2 points

Just started talking with one, should I go the ET route or FT?

>>737585128
Yeah, had no idea what I was getting in to. But I finished all 6 as a nuke, which a lot who started as nukes cant say.

>>737585172
Fuck you bitch. I'm AF. Can't touch me cunt. Answer the question. When you docked in Bangkok, did you Dock a Trap?

>>737585227
I'm just worried I'm gonna bungle the whole thing.

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Fuck all of you disrespectful civilians

You can take a sailor out of the Navy but you can't take the semen out of the sailor.

>>737585172

Do you dare disrespect anime?

>>737585326
I can still report you bitch. And yes many times. Was almost put on medical leave for the stds I contracted. Couldn't piss normally for a month.

>>737585255
They separated FC's already?

>>737585482
Ani maymays are fucking terrible. They make me cringe.

>>737585347
Those damn dumpsters talking to civilians...

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>ITT a bunch of call'f duddy soldiers wanna be

By the way, it is utterly gay going for combat roles in fucking peace times, faggots.

>>737585326
I hit port in Phuket, and banged women.

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>>737585279
1 google search will tell you how shit nuke life is...did you not research at all?

Navy tried to push me toward nuke, noped the fuck right into the Army.

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>>737583038
becasue american warship loses to japanese cargo ship

>>737585507
Supposed to be effective in autumn, but it's already done in DEERS so I go by it.

>>737585549

Does cringing make your butthole tighten up? You should tell your navy buddies to tell you anime jokes when they're about to climax.

>>737585576
>peace times
The USA has been at war (not official war, but soldiers are fighting and dying in combat) for the last 15 years.

>>737583038
I'm serving right now, and I can tell that 99% of the people posting in this thread are mentally retarded. I bet money none of you scored more than 90. All of you claiming to have score 95+ makes no sense. If everyone scored 95+, and the test was "so easy," then the average scores would round out, and your 95s would turn into 50s. The score is based on how well you did against everyone else who has taken it, therefor, if everyone of you are just scribbling bullshit, being drunk, high on aderall, and scoring 95+ then the average for the test would be 95, thus making the average much higher than what the average is now, which is about 35.

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>>737585473
if you try hard enough you can, just ask the 73 thai hooker I blew into

>>737585347
no need for that "almost", cannon-fodder.

>>737583038
Passed it with 120. Did seven years Army 11B. two years Iraq. What?

>>737585713
Ill try that next time we have the monthly full-vessel gay orgy, good idea.

>>737585058

Same,ex-army RE-3 with an Honorable characterization of service (85 ASVAB when I took it 6 years ago, for what it's worth). If Navy would allow me, i would gladly re-enter.

Again if it's a comparison to 100 people taking the test how could average be 35?

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>>737585836
Whoops, max score is 99. Must've hit the 0 by accident when you felt an actual synapse.

>>737585849
mfw no one touches the females on board

>>737584532
>better pay
Are you fucking retarded?

Navy E5 here and I'm willing bet I make more than you. We get sea pay you fucking Downy. And other premiums for being on the boat.

And if you knew how to military budget you'd the reason you piss babies get better food and living is because you drop all your money on MWR funded things because you have to spoil yourself.

We kind of have equipment that dwarfs yours.

Further speaking, statistically wise - you have the most gays.

>>737585274
Tighten that fedora buddy, I can smell you already.

>>737585730
73
In my defense I had a fucked up school system. I was in Algebra II when the ASVAB had a couple Geometry questions. Also I didn't know SHIT about mechanics back then so when I got to that portion I just guessed.

>>737585836
....bruh if you're gonna lie do your research

>>737585836
Passed with 120? High score is 99

>>737585997
Navy girls got no thunder down under, and are flat chested dykes.

>>737583038
Hum, maybe i am forgetting. have been drinking, one was 75 and the other was 120. what ever, it was easy. I remember one of the questions what about what part of the engine mixes that fuel and the air. I was thinking "is this a real question?" one of the opions was the muffler. lol.

because they realize being an officer will always be better

>>737585274
If you qualify for AECF, either go that route or one of the CT rates.

>>737583038
IT Here. bet I scored higher on the asvab than you, faggot.

>>737583203
what the fuck i also got an 87 in 2008. ARE YOU ME? then i got disqualified for lying about my arrest record, but hey now i'm an RN making good money

>>737586189
Yeah if you want to be a desk jockey

>>737583413

proper grammar is extremely important when killing people

>>737586241
This

>>737586189
>better
TOPPEST OF KEK'S

I love shitting on you kids because you don't know how to handle being blatantly disrespected by someone who actually knows their job without sucking dick for an AA in Political Science.

The other day I stood there watching one of you cucks struggling and yanking on a push door.

>>737583038
Th emath is too hard.

>>737585730
Do you even bell curve?

20 faggots getting +80 on the test wouldn't do a damn shit about the average because people are doing worse at the same time, thus equalling the disruption caused by higher scores.

And that's not even the case because the average is being going down in recent years.

Which means there are more exceptions from the wrong side of the bell... or genious are so ashamed of human idiocy that don't even care to take tests anymore.

>>737584224

Chair force presses a few buttons and is more effective in 5 minuets than you can be all your 6 years running around with your little pop gun.

>>737583038
How long have you been in the navy?
Where have you deployed?

California/Oregon/Washington have the highest ASVAB scores. Also, weirdly, Minnesota.

>>737583038
I did pass. I'm ARNG though

>>737586273
I'll bite. I got an 88.

>>737586359
and yet, they make more money than you

>>737584237

meanwhile they man mobile fortresses. Who cares if they're playing grab ass in the shower. nations power is rated by their aircraft carriers.

>>737583038
you f'n hot looking bb. sing me a song.

>>737583520
The funniest thing is, the Army requires a lower score. I got a 98 and work in network security in the Marines. There's a whole side a lot of people don't even know about.

>>737586502
No.

They don't.

The only officers making more than me right now have been in for eight years.

And even then that's just a smidge over.

>>737585640
I was going to join the Army actually, but my parents wouldn't let me. I was also kind of cocky about how I probably wouldn't find nuke life so shitty. Boy was I wrong on that. On the positive side I've got tons of job offers from 65-130k a year with no degree(yet).

>>737583038
Got a 98% but then didn't go process because I smoked weed right before the second trip to meps

>>737586445
At doing what? Losing nukes?

You're probably underageb& and don't remember that but we don't forget how dumb you are

>>737583038
Got an 85 fag

>>737584242
Shut the fuck up, non deploying boot.

>>737586602
I would go GS and keep that bank but I do NOT want to go back to working on bases and ships.

92 and above is considered a "super score" and you can basically pic whatever job you want, right?

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>>737584041

MFW the Navy has better pilots than the air force

Also better special forces than the Marines

(Marines are cannon fodder btw, all that proud and strong shit is just to obscure the fact that they're made to be broken)

>>737586810

Yeah I scored a 93 and picked 4-star Admiral

Because fuck you that's why

>>737586810
No.

Don't fall for that.

>>737586858
Sorry butt buddy but we don't.

I was at NSAWC where the Top Gun school is and those guys are idiots. Air Force pilots wiped the floor with them.
I got a 73 and because of the breakdown of individual scores could do pretty much anything.

I was still fed

>>737586705
Me neither. Fuck that. I'm looking at national lab jobs currently, maybe data center stuff, or field tech jobs. Either way gotta finish my degree to add 10k to any of those jobs' salaries.

I've considered taking it, but I would rather not have to enter the military just to fly planes. And if I couldn't do that then I ain't doin' it

>>737586573
which means youve been in for much longer. think of how much money you wouldve had if you had been an officer for the amount of time youve been enlisted

>>737586927
LOL

>>737583038
I passed it with a 98, that was even two years after high school when I started forgetting shit lol. Blame common core and general pampering of children. I look at my niece's and nephew's school work and it's no wonder they can't retain lessons. Of course I smoked weed once and got discharged because a pair of brown-nosers decided to rat. Not a single fuck is given, except losing free college, that kinda sucked.

>>737586810
Yeah pretty much. I got a 97 but unless you are going special forces they are gonna push nuclear power reeeeeeaaaally fucking hard. A nuke recruit is worth double a non nuke

>>737586998
>when you look at those "POST MILITARY TOP PAYING JOBS" magazines and it's trying so hard to convince you that 7/11 data managers do better

>>737586927
Dumb ass, I had a 83 and picked 5 star

>>737587028
I had better things to do.

Like actually know my job.

It's seriously pathetic how O-4's come to me for what to brief to the Captain.

>>737583038
I got a 91 and I got the job of IC, how shitty of a job is that? leave for bootcamp in 2 weeks

>>737583038
I entered with a 97. I am out now. Can I go to a prior service navy recruiter and get a sweet job like "nuke"?

If any of you do join, sign for the Montgomery GI BILL not the post 9/11.

>>737587053
>implying you have to score high to be special forces
Nigga what, you literally need just above average.
The only thing you need to have almost Nuke scores for is EOD.

>>737586060
Wym fedora nigga I qualify for everything but launching missiles and fixing "broke" equipment sounds fun, asking which one because I guess you can't get either or as a guaranteed job or at least that's what the meme website says. If they are both shitty I'm also interested in gunners and electricians mate.

>>737587116

I didn't want all that responsibility. 4 star means less paper work and political functions. Perfect for me. More free time.

>>737587153
Good luck anon, I leave in 2 months

>>737587053
OP here, a CTI is worth more than a Nuke.

>>737587162
Nuke is not a sweet job. Don't do it. I did that shit for 6 years and just got out. It's soul crushing stuff

>>737587195
Do new joins even get the option for Montgomery??

>>737583038
They think all military personnel are stupid and the asvab isn't hard so they don't study like idiots

>>737587219
>ET or FT
You're one of those weird kids with a wolf shirt and cargo shorts.

Stay out of the GM rating, they'll eat your ass alive.

>>737587318
No.

I don't even know why the fuck this dude is saying that.

>>737587153
IC ia a good job, but there's a lot of work. It translates well into the civilian sector.

>>737587218
I'm not implying you need a high score to go SF. I said if you have a high score and are not going special forces, that my are gonna try to push nuke

Fuck. Off. Squid.

>>737587072
Amazon data center's are hiring ex navy nukes for like 80k a year. I have no idea what the fuck goes on at a data center, but apparently knowing how to operate a nuclear reactors carries over nicely.

>>737587139
sounds like youre having such a great time. hope it's worth the pay

>>737583038
Because nobody should be joining the navy or any other military branch. Fuck em.

>>737584024
it being the navy, you spread your ass and measure the gap, vab

>>737587399
Amazon yeah, but they mention 7/11 SPECIFICALLY, I didn't know they were so hard up for people.

>>737587412
It's alright.

>>737587195
Explain. The Post 9/11 sounds so much better than the Montgomery.

>>737587268
What rate? Prior ELT here. Sometimes mechanic, always glorious.

>>737587264
Shit must have changed since 2010. I had a ct contract granted it was CTT not CTI and my recruiter talked me into switching while I was in DEP

>>737586992

Go get your best air force pilot and tell him to land on an aircraft carrier.

You can tell his wife he died doing what he loved.

>>737587328
>They think all military personnel are stupid and that the ASVAB inst that hard. Then they dont study, because they are idiots.

>>737587462
Don't forget that the recruiter has to probe it with his anal rod to check if your gay enough.

>>737583038
When I was in high school, the kids that took the ASVAB told me it had a lot of shop class/mechanical questions on it.

Nobody takes shop class anymore. Also, even the old cars that high school kids can afford run better now, so people don't have experience fixing their broke-ass ride so they can go to school.

>>737587525
You're the reason I've lost so many hours of liberty to training

>>737587550
Bitch you do know that we'll station AF pilots on Carriers right?

YOU ARE AWARE THAT THEY'VE DONE THIS, RIGHT

God damn, fucking kids these days.

>>737583038
what dipshit thing did you do to get demoted to navy recruiter?

I got a 76 on mine and I'm shipping out In a week

>>737587498
Yeah idk. Maybe 7/11 data centers do similar shit to amazon ones. 7/11 is a pretty huge worldwide company.

>>737587218

actually the highest scoring people get trained as computer programmers for air force.

>>737587548
MM on a sub. Our ELTs had a shitty life underway but were gone by noon in port

>>737587549
>listening to your recruiter
laughs at you in basic

>>737587700
You know what, that's fair.

God knows the first thing I did in foreign ports was find the 7/11.

I miss Japan's the most.

>>737583340
I bet you have over 300 confirmed kills

>>737586241
Don't CTs need to know another language? Or would the A school be just teaching you one?

97 asvab with a 135 GT score. Didn't join because they wouldn't give me a bonus nor the MOS I wanted.

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>>737587666
Even Stan looks down on you.

FUCKING FAGGOTS, YOUR LIVES ARE NOTHING TO THE MILITARY!!! YOU'RE COGS IN A MACHINE AND WHEN YOU DIE IT'S FOR NOTHING AND YOU'RE REPLACED AS EASILY AS A LIGHT BULB!!! IT'S A JOB, NOTHING MORE, AND YOU DON'T GET RESPECT FOR 'SERVING YOUR COUNTRY", YOU EARN IT FOR NOT BEING A PIECE OF SHIT MILITARY TOOL!!!FACT!!!

>>737587811
Rice balls, crazy cigarettes, and the oasis that is a trash can.

Livin it now

Armyfag here, also infantryfag.

I'll start off by saying I shouldn't have joined at all. And if I did anyway I should have joined the Air Force.

I'm tired of walking around with my entire wall locker on my back.

I'm tired of going on constant field "problems" the only field problems we have are the ones 1SG creates for us. I'm tired momma, I wanna come home.

>>737587885
C school.

>>737587817
Make it 4 million, on Minecraft pocket edition.

scored 82 junior year of highschool about 2011 wasnt even hard tbh

>>737587549
CTT is worth the same as every other rate.
CTT<Nuke<CTI

>>737587720
I was on a carrier. Should have been a dope gig, but our carrier was fucking terrible. We had sub guys come to our ship and they said that they wished they were back on the subs. Fuckin crazy. Bad leadership in combo with killing nukes creates something terrible.

>>737587647
gotta get that dont rape a person while on liberty training in somehow

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>>737587666
>>737587918
Fuckdammit, it was meant to be Satan.

>Stan

>>737587893
2nd this, got a rather high score, showed a list of shit that i apparently qualified for, pointed out the ones i wanted, said no.

3 card monty detected

>>737587811
Bruh. The chu-his and dope ACTUAL meals were awesome.

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Ur welcome bb

>>737588003
I hate big decks.

Small boys are so much better. Easier to make connections so you can get shit without jumping through hoops.

>>737588077
CHU-HI'S GOD I MISS THOSE.

I'm gonna go back once I'm out.

Miss me with that curfew bullshit.

>>737583038
because smart people realize the military is for retards.

>>737587352
Haha bro u like electric??? Lol fuckin nerd XDDDXDDD

I only wear brookes brothers and Ralph Lauren qt3.14, not my fault you couldn't score high enough to get a computer job, I'm sure you love your SH job stocking vending machines

>>737588003
Sounds like the Stennis. The guy who convinced me to go subs was an instructor who served on that ship. Turned me off from the whole idea. Then again, I can't think of a worse gig than the enterprise

>>737583646
but if you worked a job in the private sector, you wouldn't get a fully guaranteed pension and leech off taxpayers, nor be able to tell everyone how fucking special you are and how you deserve preferential treatment the rest of your life...like a 5% discount on every little thing. because lol you made the ultimate sacrifice by pushing paper

modern ZOG military are a bunch of welfare queens and niggers

>>737588178
>goes on deployment
>gets paid $8000 a month to sit in my space and watch anime all day
Yeah, I'M the dumb one here.

>>737587885
Only CTI's.

>>737588086
I bet. I had to know someone who knew someone to get anything I wanted. Luckily our LPO was very charismatic, so we pretty much got all the good shit until he left.

>>737588263
Fucking cuck the person said they were going ET or FT, read a thread you aspergic soggy eggo

>>737588149
Haha I totally want to go back to get all drunk and flip off shore patrol. And go to my favorite bar.

>>737587387
I was told I get to watch movies all day and fix DVD players, looks like my recruiter lied

>>737587893
You tried the wrong branch. Navy would have given you $15k+

>>737588411
That's what our IC's do.

>>737586445
Not op. 2 ships, 1 deployment. 1st in Norfolk as a deck monkey.fk that never go as a deck seaman or that pact bullshit. 2nd ship on San diego. I'm a network it but the chain of command is so fucking aids I'd rather be back in Norfolk as deck again. Bad coc due to fags not knowing network shit

>>737588000
TIL not all CT contracts are created equal. Fuck those guys anyways, first ones off the boat, last ones on. No maintenance or drills. More envious than mad really

>>737587153
Former IC, its pretty chill most of the time. There were days I worked for days at a time, other days I just spent sleeping all day. As for doing all that extra navy stuff like getting warfare pins and nams, doesn't matter very few employers give a fuck as long as you get an honorable.

>>737588323
So the other CTs would basically be an IT but specialized?

>>737588273
The prise would have been the worst I think. Nah, I was on the Reagan. Im pretty sure we were the only carrier to have multiple nukes to die onboard.

>>737588467
Depends.

Some do shit, some don't.

Just know that for some reason CTR's are the fucking weird ones.

Bronies, autists, loners. Always CTR's.

>>737583038
youngfag here
qualified for every job in the navy
picked MM
tfw

>>737588467
Nope. From what I know ship ct rates don't do it stuff. U do have an it for the ct though

>>737588411
That's literally your job.

>>737588475
Fuck. We had a guy shoot himself on watch the week I transferred off. Not a big deal till you realize there's only 140 guys on board so we all.fucking knew him

>>737588475
Came from the Halsey.

We had a couple suicides and then even more after the crew swap.

The fuck is going on over there.

>>737588381
What did he mean by this

If you join, they own you. I'm not into that.

>>737588620
I don't know some asshole trying to talk shit and calling me a "useless" rate.

Bitch you better make friends with your SH's though if you want free shit.

Everyone wants to hate on everyone but you never realize how much someone can hook you up until you're desperate.

>>737588411
Again former IC, ya I watched a lot of TV most days

>>737588623
Dude you are not looking at the big picture.... you get a free bloomin onion on veterans day

>>737588614
>>737588618
Damn. Shit is crazy. Our guys didn't kill themselves, they were killed in the enginerooms. Steam/electricity. We only had 1 suicide while I was onboard. (in Rx Dept)

ASVAB is gay just score high on ur SAT/ACT and skip that gay ass shit.

>>737588623
That's why you'll always be a loser.

>>737588765
Shit dude dying from an accident on board was my worst nightmare

>>737588737
So instead of watching TV do you think I can play league?

>>737588737
I love IC's

>on deployment
>night time
>The Good Dinosaur is on
>call aft IC
>yeah turn this off and put on Pitch Perfect 2.
>"we can't the XO requested this and it's his birthday"
>Fuck
>hang up
>wait....
>call back
>hey turn this off and put on pitch perfect 2
>"we can't blah blah blah"
>this is the XO
>"oh my apologies sir (kisses ass says words)
>no fucking way that worked, he can't be that stupid
>watches TV
>STOP
>EJECT
>oh my fucking god he IS that stupid
>pitch perfect 2 starts

Love IC's.

>>737588547
Yeah I assumed most of the people going for any of the computer jobs are shut ins, but how do they pass the physical part of it?

>>737588920
Out to sea? Good luck getting a signal bro. In port? That's a different story

>>737588920
I think?

I'm pretty sure someone set up a local network and was playing with other people

>>737588975
>physical part
Don't fucking make me laugh

>>737583038
Passed with flyer colors, but they wouldn't let me in because I took concerta in HS. Cryptography was my dream, and I'd already began studying Russian AND Chinese.

Navy made the right call in the end though.

>>737588902
I was always ready for it. One tiny hole in HP stm piping and everyone is dead in that space. But it never happened and now I'm just wandering around in the civilian world. Fuck.

>>737588973
I also hear that the ships get copies of movies before they are released in theaters so it would be possible for a good guy IC to upload them to the pirate bay right? l

>>737588888
Quints of truth.

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How can you even compete

>>737583038
I got a 97. Navy wanted to stick me in a sub. I'm 6'3", they said they could work around it. I can't swim, they said I wouldn't need too. I want to be a journalist not an engineer, they said I could do that after I serve through the GI Bill. I'm asthmatic, they said they could work around it.
The damn Navy REALLY wants submariners, man.

>>737588975
If you can do like 40 pushups, 50 sit ups and run a mile and a half without dying you will do fine. It is actually easier if you wait until you are 20 but then it is almost laughably easy

>>737589127
Yeah dumbass, the Navy totally didn't think of that.

No asshat, we get movies on..... Some IC help me out here, 8mm?

They're specifically made so you CAN'T do that

>>737589034
I kinda meant online, I heard there was internet on the ship.

>>737588724
It is bottom of the barrel

>>737589192
They really want nukes nigga.

>>737588920
depends on if you own a laptop, lmao literally had league tournaments on both deployments I went on, As an IC you OWN pretty much all the cable and Ethernet connections throughout the ship. As for playing online its kinda sketch, but not impossible.

>>737589086
Yeah my worst fear was not dying or passing out immediately from the pressure change but slowly and painfully boiling to death and there was nothing you could do

>>737584482
4chan, reddit, facebook, twitter, etc's continued existence is proof enough.

>>737589228
No.

They're claiming to make that a thing but Wifi is still super limited and you won't get internet on that.

Underway internet is like....2001 speed. You have to bear in mind it's being shared by the ship with priority going to the top brass for message traffic.

>>737589252
They do! They passed along my info to my college's Navy ROTC unit, and I still get calls and emails about joining up. At this point, though, I'm such a jaded edgy Leftist I doubt they'd keep me for long even if I joined.

>>737589335
Well if you were trapped in an adjacent space that is exactly what would happen! I spent like 4 of 6 hours of my watches in such a space and always imagined the scenario.

>>737589449
They don't care.

Recruiters are so desperate for numbers, I'm amazed at that shit they let fly.

>>737589207
>>737589069
Is it really that bad??? Wtf do you do in boot camp then

>>737583038
Smart enough that I did pass it and told the recruiters to fuck off. I'm not getting my ass blown up for some sandniggers.

>>737589296
No nigga, gotta have an IT add it to the ship domain. And then ncdoc sees that shit. Not worth the ass fucking

American soldier is a cancer of the world.

>>737589530
Kinda spooky when you think about it. Who knows what sort of nuts we have at the helm of our nuclear arsenal?

I've tried plenty of times but they said I can't join because I smoked pot. Shut up, faggot, you're not even real.

>>737583038
I made an 87. I'm an AM2 NDI tech now at 4 years.

>>737589545
You don't do shit these days.

I was in AFJROTC and was selected for a summer leadership course.

And no lie, THE PT THEY DID WAS HARDER THAN THE NAVY'S BOOT CAMP.

And it got even easier because of piss babies thinking everything is hard.

Good luck passing your PRT once you're in the fleet tho

>>737589449
Ha. Nah, I know a couple of your type who are in still. As long as you can do your job OK then you'll stay in for as long as you want. Not everyone in the military is hard right wing. The nuke field is actually very diverse in political ideals. Still a terrible idea to join though.

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>>737589558
Again, the Navy is 95% non-combat.

>>737589662
Also a lie

All you have to do is say you did it "once for experimental purposes" and get a waiver and stay clean after that.

Actually, you know what? That might have changed. But that was what I did in 2004

>>737589710
uh uh muh tax moneys. i'm a tax payer uh uh

>>737588973
ya what a dumb fuck, did your ship not have caller id, I mean it should've had IVCS which has caller id capabilities, XO should have at least 3 private lines with name attached

>>737589545
Boot camp is 70% mental. They try to wear you down physically so they can impose a new living structure that makes you easier to give orders to. You will do physical activity, but they won't kick you out if you don't keep up. I went in 30 pounds overweight and out of shape and after 4 of the 9 weeks I was keeping up with no issues. It's not the amount of exercise it's the frequency that breaks people down

>>737589545
Study Naval history, run every once in a while.

>>737589679
What. Every PRT I took in the Navy was a COMPLETE joke. Everyone just lied for everyone. Ridiculous.

I'll do it right now and prove it. Tell SOCOM to call me right now, faggot.

>>737589696
>Still a terrible idea to join though.
Amen to that. I have more fun without Uncle Sam's dick in my mouth. If I ever want to fight for freedom or some shit I'll join up with the YPG.

>>737589710
Kek

>>737589784
Destroyer.

Apparently there's a way to Caller ID an IVCS but they don't bother to learn it.

>>737589710
I love this logic so much because it proves no one knows shit about the economy and think all the money just goes into a bucket and THEN divied out.

Fam, you could cut off military funding and your schools still wouldn't get shit.

>>737589710
and there is nothing you can do about it

>>737583038
i made a 96 on the ASVAB, passed all parts of MEPS, but was later declined for ECMO treatment as a child. Go fuck yourself. It was my dream to be in the navy but because of some bs as a kid i couldnt.

>>737589662
Then say you never smoked it, dumbass.

>>737589771
No. I've tried. Like I said. Call me.

>>737589824
Yup. Why do people only fail the run? Because the pushups and sit ups are counted by the guy next to you whom you work with every fucking day. Fucking joke

>>737589895
I've thought that. I think it'd be interesting. I should probably get some Academi (Blackwater) training courses under my belt first.

>>737589824
I mean yeah that too.

I honestly can't do sit ups, some lower back issue. I can hit 40 before it starts spazzing on me so I've always had that lie tbh.

But they're supposed to crack down harder on it. We'll see if that works out.

>>737589982
Lie to the Navy? lol stfu it's on record

What happens when you put an egg in the microwave?
>a.) the egg explodes
>b.) the microwave shorts out
>c.) both the egg explodes and the microwave will break
>d.) nothing

>>737589794
Also don't listen to this dude.

Boot camp was chill as fuck and a lot of fun. I'd kill to go back

Fake post is fake, peace, faggots.

Fucking navy ass, I got a 86 on ASVAB, Piece O cake

>>737583038
i literally whet in with 4 hours of sleep and no prep, got 99 on my afqt 285 on nuke and 286 on EL. finished in under an hour

I have a few questions for you memes in the navy

>do you actually get to travel alot

>what do you plan on doing after the navy

>would the navy be a good choice if you want to do college at the same time

>what do you regret

>>737590051
>>737590082
I just got 100/100 every time. I got more like 90/80 but i liked the way 100/100 looked more.

>>737589618
I seriously doubt ncdoc is gonna go after an ITC giving his sailors a little bit of league time.

>>737590127
I had a fucking Marijuana prescription card when I joined. Most people DQ themselves. The DOD isn't going to look into it.

>>737590263
Isn't it out of 99 points?

>>737590213
I allegedly get 72 college credits in my A school for being an IC.

>>737590076
Training is a decent idea. In high school I trained with a militia, but it was nothing formal. Really conditioning and plinking in the woods. If I ever decided to go to Syria I'd definitely try to get something more serious under my belt.

>>737590380
90 push ups/80 situps

I got a 93 but I'm fat, lazy and completely disinterested in killing for Raytheon, Halliburton and Boeing profits.

>>737583038
Faggot second class doing recruitment duty to make first class. How's your day going, fucko?

>>737583038
I recently joined Navy under AECF, can anyone guide me as to what’s the best job for FC??

>>737583038
Cuz anyone with a fucking brain wouldn't consider joining the US military.

>>737590213
>do you get to travel a lot
Depends on ship and deployment schedule.
I've been in for almost 13 years now, nine were on ships.

Four deployments and I've been to Australia three times, Japan five or six, Guam about eight. Philippines, Vietnam, once. South Korea three times. There's a few more I'm missing.

>what do you plan on
As tumblr as it sounds - art school probably. I'm buying a house at my next duty station and getting out after this enlistment

>good choice if college at same time
It CAN be but it's really dependent on how supportive your schedule is.

>what do you regret
Hawaii. This place and this ship literally made me want to get out. I've dealt with shit before but never on this level. I have a resting heart rate in the 90's because of how stressed and angry I am at work.

>>737590213
>Yes.
>Retiring.
>Yes.
>Not earning quals fast enough.

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I got a perfect score on the ASVAB and 140 on the DLAB but they didn't let me join because I have a hemmorhage in my brain. Now I'm paying for college myself like a loser.

>>737590392
ALLEGEDLY.

You best make sure those credits are actually counted at the school you want. Because DeVry and Phoenix are known for preying on you guys and scamming the fuck out of you.

>>737588757
Ha. But what if I have no face?