Who is the most famous person you have seen or met in real life?

>>737557517
I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

>>737557517
>spencer gifts when i was a kid

>look up and see brian dennehy

this was the mid 90's and i was a huge fucking fan.

>muster the retard strength to say

>y-y-your b-b-brian d-d-dennehy

looks down at me and says

>kid i'm christmas shopping, gimme a break.

also met h. john benjamin and played a game of pool with him at a friends house. that dude is pretty cool and down to earth.

>>737557745
Kek'd. Politics aside, the man does not know how to eat a steak.

>>737557517
I sucked Bill Clinton's dick in the white house once or twice

>>737557990
I can always recognize Benjamin's voice.

Nothing interesting really. Other than the occasional concert I go see. If I'm really into the band I'll usually get a meet and greet or wait around before or after to try and catch them around.

>>737558261
very distinct voice.

i met him before archer, we were just hanging out and when i asked him what he did for a living he said he was an actor, i kinda chuckled and asked what he's been in and if i would know anything, he just said he was mostly voice over in cartoons, i thought he was lying and just let it go.

he is a cool dude tho.

>>737557517

I once went through airport security at LAX with Australian singer Guy Sebastian. I had a chat to him about security, and why he was travelling to NZ. He was on his way to Australia.

Nice guy, it all started because security told him he had to take off his jandals and I said "you never know, you might be a terrorist"

Once Bill Murray came to me at Wendys, ate a fry off my tray, lookedme in the eyes and said "No one will ever believe you."

>live in NYC
>go to my local bar
>see guy in corner drinking alone
>he looks familiar
>bartender says "That's Christian Slater"
>buy him a drink
>he calls us over
>drink all night with him
>end up seeing him there a lot
>become bar Bros
>he wingmans and I meet all kinds of hot chicks
>one night we are both getting really hammered
>get in argument
>end up in a drunken fist fight
>get text next day inviting me out to dinner
>we eat steaks and bro out
>bar Bros once again
>he lands some new gig and moves to California
>still get occasional text when comes to town to hang out
>Christian Slater is a cool dude

>>737558986
his kid went to a private school my gf "at the time" worked at, i was there for the graduation and i honestly don't doubt that happened to you after meeting him.

>>737557517
John Darnielle, requested a song he hadn't played in years, after the show he called me an asshole and said he wasn't ready for that when he walked by and I was waiting by the bathroom. He was smiling and patted my shoulder so I dunno.

>>737557517
Gus Fring lives in my hometown with his new girlfriend. Saw them walking in the park.

I did some pills with heath ledger one time.

>>737559501

'no'

>>737557517
Met Richard Nixon after a speech he gave on US/Chine relations, way back when.

>>737559501
didnt that faggot die from pills haha, nice one anon

Amanda Bynes, when she was on fire.

>>737559072
As a fan of Mr Robot, that is pretty cool.

I'm a tennis instructor and gave bill gates a lesson in Malta

>>737557517
I've met every president since Jimmy Carter.

>>737557517
I snorted coke with Carlos Santana in a punk bar in the 80s.

>>737559072

gleam the cube, anon

>>737559763
Did you get a huge tip?

>>737559637
My dad met George McGovern outside of a bar in DC. McGovern was completely hammered.

>>737557517
Seth Rogan. I saw him at the capitol building in Olympia WA. At least, I'm pretty sure it was him. I've never seen Seth Rogan wearing glasses, but it looked just like him, and it even sounded like him.

I was in a hurry to get a new pair of headphones from the shop so I didn't get any closer to verify, but he was talking to the Senator and they were both laughing.

>>737560018
Govenor*. He was talking to the Govenor.

>>737559922
Session was 400. He left 500

The booking was under a different name so I had no idea it was him. Would have charged more

>>737557517
>Prime Minister of Canada... didn't meet him, but he was 10ft from me
>met a few somewhat famous DJs, mostly just saying thanks for the great music that night, I'd have to hear their names again to remember who cause there's been a few... I go to a lot of edm shows.
>met Seth Rollins very briefly when he was signing autographs after a show (I'm not even a wwe fan, but seeing it live is pretty cool tbh).
>got a picture with Deko-ze who's pretty big around Toronto, he's not uber famous but whatever, if anyone knows him in here I'd be very surprised.
I think that's it. I know a few people who went to school with Justin Bieber. he kicked sand in my ex's face in like grade 4 lol

>>737557745
lmao great story, started reading it thinking it was serious, then it turned hilarious.

>>737559763
on a sunday, I was walking arround NY when I met Mr. Gates himself. he was trying to rent a bike or watever, but the guy only accepted cash.
he asked me for a 20.

Partied with the guys from Flogging Molly in Cologne (minus Richard and Regan) after a show, they were a blast to drink with.

Chilled with Chris Titus on 2 separate occasions, once backstage at a USO show while Puddle of Mudd was sucking on stage and another time at the Ontario Improv after a show. Talked to him when he was on a radio show as well. Titus is cool AF.

Met the bass player for Less Than Jake at Best Buy. I was looking for a movie in the anime section (can't remember what) he comes up and asks me if I've seen The Matrix anime, tell him yea and that it's pretty awesome. He says awesome and go to buy it. That's it. Pretty lame.

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Good Friends with Lee Evan's brother and have met the chap a few times

used to live next to my uncle in Tenerife aswell

>>737557517
grew up on Upper West Side of NYC:
Jerry Seinfeld - neighbor, met nearly daily on elevator. This was before he got his show. We were just randos who recognized each other
Kristen Chenowith - neighbor, another rando
Danny DeVito/Rhea Pearlman - went to same place for brunch
Robin Williams - same place for brunch
Chistopher Walken getting thrown out of a bar
Tony Hopkins - said hi to him and thanked him for his work standing next to me waiting to cross the street
Cindy Lauper - worked in vintage clothes store next to my apartment
Broke up the shoot of "Sea of Love" because I was having a fight with my GF, so loud, production begged us to take 2 days at the Plaza on them.
Jerry Lewis, Al Pacino - was a PA gopher during "King of Comedy" - both were decent to me, asked if I was interested in acting, I said "hell no, just need the money" - Pacino said "you ain't whistling fucking Dixie"
Mick Jagger at least 3 times a week. Both on same schedule, him going out for a jog in Central Park, I'm going to work

>>737560261
>also
> met R.kelly in his prime.
> was a huge fan
> worked in a pc store back in 2001
>he said his brand new pc broke
>OHSHIT! is R kelly!
>MFW we didn't had anymore pcs on stock
>remeber mine was in my backpack
>gave it to him without thinking
>before leaving he took my gatorade.
most badass guy ever.

kim kardashian and kanye west after his concert in Dublin, they were leaving and i stuck my head in the car, was drunk af and just said whats up then got dragged away by security

Met Kevin Spacey while in college and visiting friends in NY for Christmas (1998ish). Chillin' with my homie and his cousin. Taking in the sights of the city and whatnot. Just under the awning for the Ed Sullivan Theatre, homie's cousin (an actor in TV commercials for Gillette and shit) stops to chat to a dude he recognized. After some idle banter about Christmas parties and the like, he says "Hey guys, meet Kevin Spacey." Double take. Said hello, shook hands, and let them finish up. Very nice guy. Barley recognizable in a baseball hat and winter scarf, even from a few feet away.

Tim Roth used to hang out in the Speakeasy/Coke Bar I worked at in college in Charleston, SC. I worked the tobacco shop "front" for the bar. He'd sometimes ask me to shut down the shop for him (OK'd by the manager). I'd sit in the corner and play chess with myself and smoke a cigar while he spent a good chunk of his time on the phone (arguing somewhat) with, I presume, his girlfriend. Nice, if somewhat high strung. Pretty short, and usually looking pretty F'ed up. Aces actor, though. Saw him a half dozen times.

>>737560771
>waked up
>oh! is bill cosby!

>>737560771
i almost pissed myself.

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>>737557517

Met Sean Penn in a gym in Haiti. Small talk. Seemed like an OK guy even though I know what a liberal douchebag he is. Dude is in great shape for an old fucker.

>>737557517
I am Shia LaBeouf, there is no one more famous than me.

I shook Obama's hand at the Iowa straw poll before he was president.

>>737561245
pic with timestamp
>will be absolutely blown away if one is produced

Saw Bam Margera at the airport in Charlotte, NC once. I was catching a flight to Germany to visit family. While walking through the airport, I see him catching a ride on one of those goddamn carts. He looked like he hadn't showered recently and also like he was under the influence of either drugs or alcohol.

>met courtney love behind a club that hole played. touched the hand she shot kurt with
>went to see obama (as senator) when he came to my town. called on the guy next to me during q&a so i bided my time to yell mine out. did
>met billie joe armstrong when he was still only semi famous
>shit ton of pro skateboarders

plus willie nelson kissed my mom on his tour bus

>>737558986
I used to see Bill a lot in Charleston. He crashed a few parties my friends were at, but never one I was at. Shame. Heard he was really fun.

>>737561018
>is fucking bin laden!!
>waked up.
> :(

>>737557517
Lindsey Stirling- friend of a college friend of mine. Huge otaku (goes without saying) and also a cunt. Acts like she's the only person on earth that knows how to play a musical instrument.

>>737561382
>under the influence of either drugs or alcohol

he's a retard that made 80 million dollars for being a retard.

i wouldn't expect anything else.

>>737561398
ew your mom is a slut

>>737561520
op said celebrities, not garbage.

>>737559072
it's just "Slater."

>>737559501
guessing he did all the pills while you watched.

Leave

>>737560153
that's probably why he went by fake name you greedy nigger.

Sold a car to James Franco

Met John Rhys-Davies when I was a kid, Lord of The Rings was huge at this point and I was a big fan. Saw him at a store when I was with my mom. I'm surprised I recognized him to be honest. I was a kid and hadn't seen him without the prosthetics and fake beard. I fucked off and approached him and asked him if he was the Dwarf in Lord of The Rings. He just laughed and asked where my mom was and she came over and apologized before she recognized him and was awe struck. He was a really nice guy and we talked. At first he played it off and said he wasn't while obviously being sarcastic and grinning like a bastard. Saying I probably recognized him for being a news anchor, and me being a kid got frustrated and said I didn't watch the news. He just laughed and finally confirmed he was him. Overall a cool guy, but I wish I was older when I met him, or at least asked for an autograph

Hung out with Jon Anderson from Yes a few times as a teenager. He was a client of my mom's living near Avila Beach, CA. My mom would hang with his wife and bring me along cause she knew I liked his music. We hung out in his garage/studio and talked about music (I had just started playing guitar at the time.) I remember he played Owner of a Lonely Heart on the acoustic and showed me the chords. Also bought me a straplock for my acoustic and installed it for me. Really cool dude but very spacey, had a lot of drug stories.

Then I moved back to Chicago (with my dad) and he sent me tickets and backstage passes to a Yes show. Incredible concert, seats right up front. Got the meet the whole band after the show and had Rick Wakeman tell me "a little bit of anything won't kill you"... Good times, still email with Jon occasionally.

I shook Johnny Marr's hand once... met Modest Mouse plenty of times... never met any actual celebrities, but lots of bands. Have a picture of me with Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil around somewhere.

I met Barbara Bush

I work at Aftermath Services LLC
was introduced to Kurt Cobain
the guy is an ass
leaves everything messy
thinks he's a rockstar

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>>737557517
I met Manu Ginoblili once. Got reprimanded because were not supposed to talk to them unless they talk first

>worth it

>>737561927
>still email with Jon occasionally

can I get that email address?

>>737561927
How's he doing now? I've always wondered how artists from 20-40 years ago fair in life afterwards. Financially, mentally, physically, even

Nikki Sixx's kid went to my highschool and I saw him once. Also saw Miley Cyrus at the airport. I lived in LA so yeah

People who dont like football (soccer) won't care, but I sat beside Joey Barton in Birmingham Airport, England. Fucking hate the guy, shit player, but his Twitter is a gold mine

>>737557517
Ben Schwartz sucked me off one time.

I fingerd Maisie Williams, and she gave me a blowjob.

We both went to Norton Hill school, and in year 8 we had a little thing going on. I wasnt too intrested in her as a gf, but we were good friends. She stayed at my house (she came over like once a month), and at late night we were watching t.v, a show called sexcetera, for shits and gigs. We talked about sex and out of nowhere she felt my dick. One thing lead to another and she gave me a shit blowjob whilst I played with her pussy. We did it a couple of times until I got a girlfriend.

She texts me when she comes back and we go for a drink or a meal.

>>737557517
four years ago at a health food store my mom and i saw the guy who burned qurans

>>737562090
>Got reprimanded because were not supposed to talk to them unless they talk first

by who?

i want this world to burn when I see shit like this.

>>737562222
Quads. He also beat me up.

>>737562236
I smell bullshit.

>>737562132
Half of the population in the UK has probably been in fisticuffs with Joey at this point.

>>737562252
Also he shit in the copier at my work. That guy is a dick.

I do security for venues and concerts

I'm usually right in front of the artist in the pit, probably met over 20 artists by now. Got a few guitar picks and autographs as well

>>737561942

i bought a shirt off of isaac once and a friend of mine was his drug connection when they played here

I once met hillbilly jim

I met Bas Rutten in a pub.
He looks mean but he is a very funny and kind guy

I like it when i fart it vibrates the underside of my nutsuck

>>737557745
/thread

>>737562236
lol this is the funniest lie I've ever heard.

Besides, everyone knows she and Sophie are lesbians, and they eat each other out when they're not on set.

Richard Simmons, Bill Cosby, and Slash, from Guns and Roses in LAX on Christmas eve. Richard was wearing his normal shorts and tank top and came running up to us and said "Howdy Marines" and then shook our hands

Kim fucking Kardashian came to my workplace once, we had some big promotion deal with her.

She shows up over an hour late of course. Away from the cameras she's different. Not in a tangible way.
She's surprisingly short, and with her large bust and hips it makes her look kinda squat and trollish.

Her face is caked in foundation of course, which is more noticeable in natural sunlight. She just looks incredibly fake, and actually a bit trashy.

>>737557517

Bob Saget

>>737562020
I met Robin Williams
he brought a pair of pants in my store

Alex Mack from the Cleveland Browns

Trained with him a few years back, came to our high school and whooped everyone's ass.

I met someone with a hundred subscribers on YouTube

Also, Jim Breuer

Seen - President Obama

Met - Jim Harbaugh

Both awesome dudes. And I'm pretty sure Harbaugh is a little autistic.

>>737562703
Seems like he's playing for the Falcons now, but yeah

I work next to where Aidan Gillen lives, bumped into him on occasion. Nice lad.

>>737562763
you're a big boy now!

>>737562783
I once met Scaulbylauses Jim.

>>737557517
I met Ryan Seacrest, Regis Philbin, got to hang out backstage with avril lavigne, and met En Vogue.

I've known some celebrity musicians like Papa Roach and others from the bay area. Biggest thing I realized was they were all just people like you and me and were all suprising really fucking short people in general. Regis, Ryan, and Avril all were like 2 feet shorter than me and im 6'3".

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>>737562602

>bill cosby

show me on the doll where he touched you anon..

>>737562246
I was working for a company called Aerotek which had contracts with the at&t center.

It was my own dumbass fault. Im stupid honest. Like i told another supervisor that i met him and that was a huge fucking no-no.

Im the type of honest like if a cop said "who has the marijuana. I promise ypu wont get in trouble" and i had it, i would say it was me

I showed robin Williams how to tie a noose.

George Lucas
Robin Williams
R.A.Salvatore

All of them work related.

I had a friend that did the wiring on Robin Williams house. He said he was super nice and they wired his place up with the best possible wiring you could get. You could plug an eathernet up to any outlet in the house and be fibre optic hard wired.

when i was a kid i met michael jackson

Brad Renfro from The Client, Apt Pupil, Sleepers etc was one of my best friends before he died

>>737557517
No one anyone here would know, a couple local band members who get gigs in the region but nobody huge.

Online? Friends with a couple pretty well-known artists, couple camgirls, etc.

>>737563153
Job?

>>737563209
oh the house wasn't the only thing that was wired...

>>737563321
Male escort

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>>737563355
Kek'd

>>737563264
i don't blame you for being an uncreative person, it's just the way you were raised.

you can be better tho, with a little effort.

>>737563153
Video Game Development

>>737563321
Sorry, meant to reply to THIS guy.

I'm in Video Game Development.

>>737557517
Met the president of Bosnia.

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>>737563433
>michael jackson fan detected

>>737562681
Did you sell him a belt at the same time perchance anon?

>>737563433
i did meet him. whats your point

>>737557517
Auuuuhrrrruh?

Saw Jeb Bush after he gave a speech at my university. I didn't go because I didn't give a fuck about politics at the time, let alone Jeb's politics. I just saw him walking back to his motorcade when I was going back to my dorm.

And then the obligatory band members at concerts.

>>737557517
I met BB King back in 2009. I was 14 at the time. It was after a show, and as we were leaving he was getting back on the tour bus. People wanted him to sign shit and what not. He saw me there, shook my hand, and got on the bus. I was big into blues back then, I have to wonder if he could see that somehow.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

>>737557517
I saw Anna Kendrick today at the Alamo, I met Michael J. Fox at a cubs game, met Miley Cyrus and Mitchell Musso (oliver from hannah montana) whe n I was in highschool and the show was still a thing.

>>737563433
holy shit projection much?

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I got blind drunk with Hitler once in Vegas, how we laughed as he recalled how the holocaust didn't really happen

jean claude van damme stole my cigarette lighter
he wanted a smoke, i gave him my lighter, he never gave it back

fuck jean claude van damme

>>737557517
I work security at an arena, i see a bunch of musicians, but the only one to actually stop and decide to have a convo with me was Tim Mcgraw. Really nice dude, just about anyone else would tell you the same.

Femanon here. I went to Jerry Springer when I was 15 with a fake ID stating that I was 18. I looked extraordinarily young, side note. He does a question and answer with the audience before the show starts, well at least 15 years ago he did. I asked him for a hug. He said yes, I hugged
him and when I went to pull away he held tight and started squeezing so that I couldn't step away. He squeezed until I felt painful pressure and then whispered into my left ear, "please let this last"

His giant nose brushed my face when I finally jerked myself away.

Haven't been able to shake that one. Fundamentally explains the roots of my antisemitism I suppose.

>>737557517
I went to middle school and high school with Marcus Trufant. He played for the Seattle Seahawks. He was a fucking dick in middle school. He and his friends always fucked with me. He grew up a lot during high school, I guess. Seems like he turned into a decent person.

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I live in the same town in Rhode Island as Taylor Swift. See her walking around town during the summer, kind of a touristy beach town. She usually has a flock of big hulking nigger bodyguards surrounding her. Pic related its Taylor Swift's house.

Was in a class with and performed a scene with Caleb Johnson, winner of a season of American Idol, in college. Never seen the show, but his singing was fine I suppose.

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>>737562652
>She just looks incredibly fake, and actually a bit trashy.

>>737563772
Seriously best copypasta ever written

>>737564685
it's not a shit hole, but certainly doesn't scream of taste eitehr

( not that i can see much either)

>>737563772
stale as fuck, faggot

>>737564840
>>737564962
you two decide and let me know.

>>737564867
17 million dollars, right on the beach. She has a couple houses around the US, but the one in Rhode Island is her favorite. It looks a lot bigger if you google it.

>>737564237
that fucking douche tried to date me and get me involved in a three-way. Not into them at all

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>>737564381
Hate to agree but Jews all tend to be creepy and false
Must a fancied him some goyem

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>>737557517
I saw Michael Jordan in Chicago about 2004 hopping out of a limo with his coal burner wife in the parking deck of trump tower. We didnt fuck with him but he looked at us. Just stood there holding a skateboard in aww

>>737564381
I saw him in the lobby of a movie theater when I was a kid

like ten people were standing around this dude in a suit and he was telling some story, and my dad was like "don't you know who that is, that's Jerry Springer"

no dad I'm 11 and we're late for lord of the rings

>>737565104

Are you Monica from friends? XD

I met Dave Prowse - the original darth Vader body.

Same say, I met the midget outta r2d2...

Some memorabilia convention in Birmingham some years back

Fuck the dark side

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>>737557517
Once met John Dunsworth and Pat Roach at a shitty hotel in Indiana when they put on this traveling show. Forgot what it was called, and wayyy overpriced beer. But during the intermission buds and I were out smoking and John Dunsworth came past our group, buddy extends hand to shake with Dunsworth but he instead puts a joint roach in my buddy's hand. We kinda fangirled at that. Good times.

>>737557517
Saw Bill Cosby in Las Vegas, my dad got to meet him.

Went to school with Jackson Rathbone, but he was one of those faggot Twilight vampires so fuck him.

Almost got to meet Bush Jr. in 2009 or 2010 because he went to school with my history teacher, can't remember the year tbh. Fucked up because his old cunt dad got sick.

>>737566163
Decent

>>737563060
can I keep you? lol

I was stuck in JFK airport in 1999 with Eminem after my flight got cancelled. Was delayed due to the terrible weather for about 8 hours. He's a pretty humble dude, comforted me with contacting my parents and everything.

>>737563286
I was kind of cut up when I found out he'd died. It was a fucking shame.

Walked past Meryl Streep in the Toronto airport. That place is a gong show, god dayum.

>>737557517
Steven of tried to bum a smoke off me at Dallas-Fort worth airport. I said no haha. Fuck that dude

"Steve-o" dumb phone

>>737565458
coal burner?

Too lazy to Urban Dictionary that one.

One guy I know on Facebook met Boris Johnson and they both posed doing gang signs.

When I was skiing in Vermont, I rode on a gondola with Donald Sutherland. I wasn't exactly sure at the time if it was really him, but I looked it up later and it was definitely him.

>>737557517
I met Dave Grohl at the Whole Foods I work at. was stammering like a bitch when I talked to him. He was super nice though and introduced himself like he wasn't a legend and shook my hand

>>737557517
Got a hat signed by jack hanna at mall of america back when I was younger and into all of those types of shows. I doubt most people know who he is though so whatever.

>>737567311
Theres a picture if anyones interested I could go find it

>>737567283
fuck a black dudes

>>737567483
maybe if I knew who Boris Johnson is

Max Parks. Speedcubing pro.

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>>737567448
Hey, who doesn't like Animal Adventures? Thats actually kinda cool.

>>737557517
I once banged maisie williams, chloe mortez and boxxy at the same time. Met at a party moot was throwing.

Shit was so cash.

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>>737557517
I met Vinny from Vinesauce at pax before. Easily the best moment of my entire life

>>737562118
was a massive log produced in copious amounts of high school classrooms ?:^)

>>737562814
o'monkey-io is not worth even mentioning in this thread

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On the last day of school I took a gigantic shit under her desk when she wasn't looking right before we were dismissed. Walked out and took the bus home with an itchy poopy butthole, it was totally worth it

craig cash

>>737563772
this shit cracks me up everytime

>>737557517
Kurt Busch at a meet and greet in 2008 at Talladega, Brian Vickers and A.J. Allmendinger at Talladega win 2008, and met Kurt again at Talladega this spring along with Kevin Harvick at a meet and greet on the same day

>>737566835
Yeah man he was a good dude. He told me a lot about the movie industry and how fag and pedo they was

>>737569448
Sure you didn't meet Dan "contractual obligation" Schneider?

I dunno about all that. Brad told me Joel Schumacher tried to pedo rape him and also Ian McKellen. He also told me that Brad Pitt did not shower and he couldn't stand being around him. Also he said Kevin Bacon was the coolest dude he ever worked with

Keenan Allen, I was drinking with him and some other charger players I didn't know a couple years ago in SD

>>737557745
This is the funniest shit I read all year what the fuck

>>737558066

go home Anita

>>737567577
Mayor of london

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i met a few people, Tommy Talirco(makes music in video game industry), Laura Foy video game reviewer, Kristen Holt (now adams) maddy oreilly i met them in an elevator in san deigo and LA.

i met James Roots somewhere in an elevator, he wasn't friendly, stone sour was on tour wherever i was.

Met warren G in muerrita California, car smelt like straight loud

>>737557517
I met sandra bullock in a bowling alley in austin, i went up and politely asked for an autograph and she completely flipped her shit and sperged out on me telling me to GTFO because all she wanted to do was bowl a game in peace. Kind of a bitch about it if you ask me, it probably would have been less time and effort to sign the autograph and get back to her game.

>>737557517
I was in Prez Ford's home about a year before he passed away (ins. adjuster). He was in his office wearing PJ's and a bathrobe. Asked me to come in and chat. We bs'd for about 45 min with an ex-seal secret service agent standing next to me. Very cool meeting him. When I first pulled into the parking lot outside of his home, two secret service guys flanked my car and told me that when we enter the house, I'd be taken to a screening room where they will perform a full cacity search. I was speechless. They both started laughing and one said "we mess with new people as it gets kinda boring guarding a 90+ year old man".

ImmortalHD

I once served Jerry Rice coffee apparently, back when I didn't follow football and did not know who he was.

I went to school with Paul Rudd

>>737571904
How does it feel that you did everything right with your life, and he just retarded his way to fame and fortune?

Met Bill Clinton in a Starbucks

I worked at a hotel front desk, met a few.

Rob Schneider, was way shorter than I expected. Copied his credit card info on a napkin that I saved for a few years. Never intended on doing anything, just thought it was cool.

Larry the Cable Guy, this guy was way more intelligent than he puts on.

Mariah Carey, this bitch was a primadonna extraordinaire. Wanted pillows and blankets folded and placed just a certain way.

Also met the entire 2014-2015 Ottawa Senators hockey team. SUPER nice guys.

>>737572005
Pretty shitty

No one famous but I had sex with a woman

>>737572084
Did he have sexual relations with you?

Met Neil DeGrasse Tyson when I was like 15 or 16 at a Yankee game, he was a really cool dude. Talked to me and my dad, asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up, idr what I said. I knew who he was, but not much about him. Pretty much crushed my hand when he shook it, dude is built like a fucking bear.

Held a door open for the founder of Tumblr, he lived in my ex's best friend's apartment building. He was a nice dude, said thanks and smiled, my ex and her best friend were sort of in shock, i didn't recognize him until they told me who he was. When my ex worked at this shitty boutique shop in manhattan, Javier Bardem came in, i didn't recognize him either, he was with some other dude and was also polite, i remember saying bye to him as well when he left, even though i didn't work there. Helped Ana Sophia Robb when I worked at a store in Brooklyn, knew who she was only because she looked really familiar. She had her dog with her, and it kept jumping on me, he was a cutie and so was she. She came in one time after that when I was in a bad mood and asked me for help with some shoes, i looked pissed off but i helped her anyway. Saw her once more after that, but she seemed really uncomfortable last time i saw her, probably because by then she knew i knew who she was. I miss seeing her around, she's so cute. Last but not least, I met the middle eastern dude from Office Space at that same store. He was messing around with some magnetic key holder that looked like a dart board. He and I tossed his keys around trying to get a bullseye until I asked him if i knew him from somewhere because he looked familiar. I honestly thought he was someone my mom worked with at her old job, he got pissed and left, didn't realize it was him until one of my managers was looking up his picture.

I went to IU and was good friends with Matthew Daddario. We still chat for a bit on Steam maybe two or three times a year.

I've never met Alex but I can't find her attractive even though I know she is because I've spent so much time around her brother and they kind of have the same face.

>>737573371
Just remembered a couple more. Sat across from one of the Sprouse twins when I was eating food with my friend downtown. He was pretty cool, he even had a black friend with him hahaha. These teen girls wanted to take a picture with him and he obliged, which i thought was nice of him, wanted to say something but figured he just wanted to be left alone. Kristen Ritter came into that store I worked at too, apparently she came in a lot and was a total bitch, i said hi to her by accident because i was just doing my job, she kinda gave me a snooty look and walked around with her friend for a bit. She's not as cute in person as she was on Breaking Bad, but all of the dude managers at my store had a huge crush on her. Louis C.K came into the store I work at now about a month ago, recognized him when i was talking to someone, and a little while later he left, probably thought i was gonna call him a cuck or some shit. Saw Spike Lee getting a haircut when I was a kid, he was a complete dick and didn't tip the barber, didn't say thanks and had that dumb Spike Lee look on the whole time.

>>737561190
I shook Mike Pence's hand at a town hall meeting during the summer last year at downtown Phoenix.

I have met Clive Barker , the horror writer. I have been in the same room with Sigourney Weaver and Alan Richman. I saw Jonnathan Frick at the grocery store on the island of Palm Beach

met jerry lewis several times in the 80's when i worked for Avis...we used to comp him caddys when he was in town for the MDA telethons..great tipper...would hand you a $100 for bringing the car around and loading his luggage...IRL though...he's pretty much like his "buddy Love" character ...watched him slap a male assistant because he didn't have dinner reservations squared away...."can't even do dinner?...pow.....what the fuck am i paying you for?"...lol

>>737557517
I saw one of those play school actors on a flight to Queensland. He winked at me then directed me to the toilets. He pounded my tight little underage ass and came inside me. Turns out most actors who work with children like to molest them

>>737557517
I know the football coach Butch Davis. I played with his son in high school.

I briefly dated a (trans)girl who did porn, does that count? she isn't uber famous but she's internet famous I guess.

>>737564685
how was her hair? curls?

>>737567948
>comparing Catie to those ugly whores
You take that back.

I met Paris Hilton at a Subway in Beverly Hills. She came in and a couple people took selfies with her. Then she just ordered, ate, and left.

>>737560075
Governor*

>>737577128
Please give us her name.

>>737577578
no thanks lol. honestly it's not even great porn. she only did a few videos and made a few thousand from it. easy money. if I was a grill who could pull it off I'd do it for the right money.

I shook Ben Carsons hand when he came to my home town for some charity work.

tim allen is a snitch

>>737557745
>vase of broccoli
Kek

>>737557745
Put this in your resume for a job as a CNN reporter.

I date Reese Witherspoon in her younger years. Was doing SFX for one of her early movies. We ended up fucking in her trailer between out times on set. Looking back at it, I was risking the hell out of my career that I later threw away from higher paying work in the South Bay / Silicon Valley. Her manager was not happy with me and I got the "we have plans for her" story. Later, I discover he wanted to fuck her and had a kid with her several years later. I'm probably worth more than her by now but haven't bothered to look he up as Tech pays better.

>>737575906
That is pretty much Jerry. Great to perfect strangers and totally abusive to his high turnover inner circle.

>>737578429
Good pussy?

>>737578744
>Good pussy?
Plenty of pussy. Nothing freaky, mostly vanilla sex doing doggy a few times. She was really quite and didn't like oral either way.

>>737564840
No john you were the zombies is infinitely better

>>737572005
hes a jew. what the hell did you expect

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I met davey havok and adam from AFI when i was 16 and totally obsessed with them. We were at SFO baggage and I freaked the fuck out, ran over and tried to calm down way too fast. Absolute disaster - never meet your heroes. They wanted absolutely nothing to do with me, and basically one worded every question i threw at them. In retrospect probably why i stopped doing music as an adult.

>>737557745
>vase of broccoli
>my sides
I hope this becomes copypasta and lives on as your legacy

A movie was filmed in my office. Got on elevator with Kate Beckinsdale and took a whiz next to Noah Wylie. Sat behind Bill Nye on a flight to D.C. Met Vanilla Ice and Deebo from Friday at supercross races. Met a bunch of guys from the show Deadlist Catch. Saw Kathy Griffin chewing out her lackey near the slots at Caesar's.

>>737557517
I met Geoff Tate from queensryche when I was about 2 or 3 years old mom brought him out from the concert to meet me cause I had to stay outside in the car with my grandma cause it wasn't all ages sucks I'll never actually see them play because Geoff left the band now but I have a hazy memory of him


I also in my 20s met a woman who looked like Krysta Cameron from Iwrestledabearonce and she tried to sleep with me in a bathroom at the mall... Have no idea if it was actually her but it could have been I def think she noticed me cause of my iwabo hoodie

>at dave and busters
>2009
>playing with a couple of friends on motorcycle race game
>security guard comes up and tells us to leave
>fuckoffm8.png
>2 little girls come up to us, waiting for the game to end
>look back and see kobe byrant standing there
>proceed to get off game and apologize, says its cool
my friend beau challenged him to a 3 point basketball game in the corner of the D&B's , he laughed and said he couldn't because a line up of people would want to play him and he was there for his daughters.

My great uncle played Pete Cochran in the Mod Squad (the tv show from the 60's and 70's...probably something any of you oldfags will remember). He visits occasionally from California (I live in Georgia), and he's fun but crusty as hell. I guess that's what being an alcoholic will do to you...

>>737562703
That guy is a beast. Underrated af.

test 123

>>737557517
fiances rather close relative is joe gatto from impractical jokers

I'm a paramedic and have worked various concerts and events and what not.
These are people that I have actually met and conversed with
>Roger Clemens
>2 of 3 Boys2Men
>Met Aaron Ross
>2 New kids on the block members
>The members of AFI except for the homo lead singer
>Wayne Static lol
>The lead singer of At the Gates Tomas Lindberg (the only one I was actually proud to meet)
>Matthew McConaughey
>The guitar player for The Cure
>Black Dahlia Murder (awesome guys)
Some others that are slipping my mind

>>737581167
is Matthew McConnaughey as retarded as he seems?

saw donald trump in his motorcade at the canfield fair in ohio, didn't "meet him" but did actually see him.

i know greg from cigarettes after sex. dont know if /b/ listens to them yet, but u all will soon...

>>737557517
> Be me 15, year 2005
> My grandfather is super into golf
> I peraonally hate it however love him
> Always do golf shit with him
> Favoritegrandsom.gif
> go to a pga thingy with him in florida
> Bill Murray is there
> Bill Murray is playing horribly
> Dude looks hungover as fuck
> I go up to him and ask for his signature
> Bill Murray says, "Yeah, well Im short on cash, you got a tenspot?"
> Gave Bill Murray a tenner and he grabs my hat off my head and signs it.
> then he told me to go get laid.
> got laid the next weekend.
> Bill Murray is god.

Danny Glover

He did a little indie movie in my hometown. I actually had a non speaking part in it

>>737581234
If you grew up in the south he seems like any other regular dude there. Pretty lackluster meeting him. He also usually sports a pretty gross beard. Very polite considering how many people bother the fuck out of him.

>>737557517
do concerts count?

i saw juanes, a popular latino musician in an acoustic performance once. that was pretty cool.

i also saw the dude with the french hat from mythbusters at a talk about technology at a uni once.

also, at that same uni, different year. i saw pedro from that movie napoleon dynamite

In order of richness:
Met Jeff Beszos several times
Mick Fleetwood, Lyndsey and Stevie Nickes from Fleetwood mac. Had backstage passes. Mick kissed my wife.

From Finding Bigfoot: Matt Moneymaker, Bobo Fay,
Went camping with Bob Gimiln.
Ron Jeremy.

>>737582433
>Mick kissed my wife.
how cucked did you feel?

In 2010 I got to eat breakfast with John Cena. I was in the Arizona Fiesta Bowl Parade, and they held a huge meet and greet before it. I was like 10 at the time, shit was cool as fuck.

>>737582433
Bezos not beszosesianoploys. Sorry

>>737567356
Rode the elevator down with Donald Sutherland when he was in Eugene, OR shooting "Without Limits" (1998)

>>737582433
Mick's kid was on the same gymnastics team as mine, We used to hang out at the competitions.

>>737582497
Not very. He was really cool. It was a peck on the cheek. He was a total gentleman. Fun fact, his drumset is all cast in 24k Gold.

>>737582592
He seemed like a really nice guy. He took us up on stage before the show and gave us a tour then put is front and center for the show. Stevie tickled me with her shawl. Shes still got it btw.

>>737582503
How could you have known it was him if you can't see him?

i snorted coke and talked about music with Slug Christ.. it was really cool he was a great guy.

Nobody, does that make me a loser or just a recluse?

>>737582433
Oh and the guys that voice Sponge Bob and Patrick. That was cool because he also voiced Rocko's Modern Life.

>>737558140
Lurk moar you stupid faggot

>>737582842
Well shit you got me there.

>>737557517
I've known Jim Butcher for about 20 years now, before he was a published author.

John Goodman came to one of my highschool football games (he was an alumni). Met him in the bathroom, he was sporting a beard so I didn't recognize him right away and ended up pissing in the urinal next to him in full football pads. One of my friends said a shitty mom joke and he laughed. Shook his hand before I washed them.

Met Bernie Sanders and shook his hand when he held a rally when at my school at the time. Also made eye contact with Trump at a rally that was in Town.

Finally, I saw the band Deerhunter live when they were on tour. Me and a buddy waited in his car to see them walk out of the venue. I was going to say something but I was high as shit and was about to have an anxiety attack before I could.

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I ran into Stephen King on the set of one of his movies. Or, more accurately, he almost ran into me. He was arriving on set in a rented black Porsche and nearly ran me down.

I've met a lot of famous people, but he's probably the one that's most widely known.

>>737557517
I was on this show thing with Jack White once as a child.

>>737557517
If you've ever seen/read When the Game Stands Tall, Bob Ladouceur was my health teacher

>>737584026
Also I'm pretty sure I saw the freak that leads BLM Toronto

Ronnie James Dio
Lemmy