>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing

>>737552731

>Tell her are never never never getting back together.
> Demand my key back

>>737552731
Ask her why she's making me violate the restraining she has on me.

>>737553010
>violate the restraining order*

>>737552731
Ask her if she wants a foot rub.

>>737552731
Call the police and inform them that there is a trespasser on my property. Then retrieve my firearm and wait for clear evidence of intent to commit a felony, which, in my state, provides legal grounds to use deadly force against an intruder.

Do a 360 and get out of there

>>737552731
Who the fuck is Taylor Swift?

>>737552731
Bend over and beg her to fuck my ass with her 12" strap on

>>737552731
Get my shotgun and kill the snake

>>737553542
You mean a 540?

Ask for money

>>737552731
>standing there
Show her how a chair works.

>360 quickscope blast her in the fucking face
>look in awe of her beautiful mangled face
>nut on her
>go to bed

>>737553479
>>737553648

This. Then fuck her.

Get her pregnant

>>737552731
Close the door slowly

>>737552731
Realize that she's there for the dick. Spank her into the bedroom and get down to bidness.

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She's lurking, watch what you say.

Body liquification. Down the basement drain.

Get a rush out of the endless news coverage.

Me edgy now.

>>737553542
You mean moonwalk ?

>>737552731
>Wat do?

Teach the bitch how to actually play the guitar
instead of holding it and tapping it
while the studio musician plays in the background.

>>737552731
Punch her scrunchy Renee zelwigger(sp) face

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I'd say, "Holy crap. Hi. Did I win a sweepstakes or something? And who let you in?"

Raping her would be retarded.

>>737552731
start conversation, try to find out who to send the ransom to

>>737555313
woah there romeo

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Tell that bitch to run these hands

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>>737552731
Rape Tenderly

Shot her in the head, as self defence then rape her which is a far less crime than raping her alive.

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>>737553542
You'd still walk into her....

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Put a gub to her head rape her chop her up into little pieces keep the lips and burn thats hit m8

choke out and rape her

>>737552731
>mistake her for a coatrack
>throw fedora at her
>miss

I hand her a bowl of eggs

>>737552731
Kick the shit out of her for breaking into my house.

say "hey ma" without looking and go to room

>>737553610
That isnt a strap-on.

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>>737552731
>tell her to make me a sandwich
>eat sandwich and then nut in her mouth
>then take her back to the basement

>>737552731
>wonder how she broke the basement lock

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>>737555968

>>737552731
"uh... hi?"

>>737552731
Say "why the fuck are you here", get my .40 (cuz equality), and ask her to kindly get the fuck out.

>>737552731
beg her to shit+piss in my mouth everyday for the rest of my life

>>737557102
>replying to low-tier bait

>>737555968
Fucking newfaaaag reeeeeee

>>737552731
rape

>>737557102
>>737557225
You fags are the newfags replying to obvious retarded bait

>>737552731
>Wat do?

Smile, offer her some ice tea and maybe a salad, see how my cats react to her. Make her extra-comfy. Generally worship her.

>>737552731
u relly wot ?

>>737555313
*not raping her would be retarded
FTFY

>>737552731
>make her choke on my dick and do the music industry a favor.

>>737552731
tell her to get the fuck out.

Trespassers will be shot on sight.