Stuck on House Arrest.. Bored as all hell HELP ME OUT /b/ROS!!

>>737550564
>Will Provide Proof of ANYTHING That Will Keep Me Entertained.
pic of leg + time stamp

>>737550564
What did you do? Order pizza to your neighbors house and what the pizza guy show up and leave with the pizza.

>>737550564
>young enough to get house arrest
"almost out of codeine"

I foresee a bright future for you, my son.

Op Here
One second phone died
I got fleeing and elude
pos. intent to deliver
tamper with evid.
and a shit ton of previous charges and the wife just had a kid so i got to come home

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>>737550946
I have 2x Bilateral calcaneus fractures
Left and right feet

>>737551203
post a timestamped pic of anything

>>737551378
Haha. You criminal scumbag

Yeah i know i took 12 F1 Forgery Charges Last year for insurance checks
but i go to keep everything

Take a picture out of your window

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so close but so far

>>737552071
Call the dog inside and post more pics of it. Whats its name?

>>737551378
>were shoes in house
why?

>>737552445
I'm in and out of the house all day. even the little distance i can go.

Post crime stories of shit you got away with.
no greentext

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>>737552253
That would be Miss Kyla Marie R.

>>737550564
just go fucking swimming dude when the cops show up they'll just be like "mhmm"

>>737552071
go mow your grass as far as you can just like goat on chain

>>737552253
Ohh.. and i tried to call her in shes fucking lazy..

>>737552802
Mr.Stu Already called and asked why i was out of range.. Like wtf dude.

>>737552763
Funny. My dogs name starts with miss too.

>>737552763
>Kyla Marie
sounds suspiciously like a porn star name
>bestiality stories? peanut butter on dick?

>>737552950
tell him you wanted to go swimming and see if they'll extend your range. They can't use this as a grounding style punishment, the anklet is just to make sure you don't buy more drugs.

>>737553143
Couldn't the dealer come to him?

>>737552844
Already Called my dad to mow it.

>>737553030
Got a Wife no need for that shit. make her dinner and give her some wiskey shes DTF

try sitting real still and use your mind to transform yourself from a nigger to a human, for entertainment purposes

>>737553143
I tried. Mr.Stu Said "Its house Arrest not property arrest"

>>737553375
Wife? Peanut butter on dick still works, imo?\

what did you do to end up in house arrest OP?

Yes, please post details of your opiod based arrest

>>737553540
As soon as she gets dressed ill take a pic shes taking our daughter to see fireworks across the river

>>737553375
If you gave her some stiff dick and some discipline she would be DTW (Down to mow) so you could leave your dad alone.

>>737553701
DTM*

>>737553568
>>737553614
Ok sooo...
>dope sick as all hell
>decided to call up this stupid kid cause he had money to pitch
>get there hes smoking crack
>tothemoon.jpeg
>call "Kekey"
>be there 20 mins
>stupid kid call cunchy man again.
>neighborsnothappy.jpeg
>police show up
>I sneakout the back
>*Im wearing my sneakers not my boots idk why*
>take off running
>hop off 15' drop
>break heels
>"dumbass we didn even care you where there"
>go to AGH
>get admitted
>find out i have warrent for crime i didnt commit.
>sent home on housey

>>737553701
>>737553762
She just had our son a few weeks back so she is still pullin the "im fucking fat and lazy and i hurt card"
But its all good she is goning to the gym with me next week weather she likes it or not

>>737553030
Kyla: Celtic :beautiful, lovely
she wasnt allway lazy but shes going on 8 now... what ever the fucking math is on dog years

watch disturbia

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>>737554648
Kayla Marie

famous porn star.
lately she just fucks niggers though.

>>737554801
That movies bull shit. I can be out of bounds of my transmitter for like 3 mins before it goes off but im on GPS anyway so they know where im at ALLWAYS.....

>>737554909
Be careful with the "N" word. His dog is black.

>>737550564
You have a pool but only drink cheap booze? They fuck?

>>737554909
Thats Kayla Mines KYLA

>>737555007
Naw bro its cool! im not racist i own a pair of jordans.

>>737555051
The cheap shits for guest lol I also just found a Box-o-Wine. Im sorda confined to the house i cant get to the liqure store

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>>737555007

>>737555139
i letter different cuz dawgee
still same'ish name, obviously inspired by interacial anal porn.. good going convict druggie

>>737550564
Cut it off and play hide n seek with the cops.

take a picture of the inside of your fridge

>>737555554
off by 1

>>737555430
Fuck i never thought anyone would fine out.

>>737550564
My bf was on house arrest and had to blow into a straw every couple hours to test BAC, and the machine would take a picture as he did it. And a guy would come once a week to give a pee test.

Dont you have to do that stuff OP?

>>737555902
i have ZERO alcohol related crimes
i have a script for me codeines

>>737555902
I wonder.
I mean he said his arrest was for outstanding warrant.

his story didnt seem to mention arrest for drug usage, just for having fucktards hanging out at his house and neighbor noticing shady characters, etc

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>>737555598

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>>737555598
I Cant take one of the one in the pool shed....it too far...

>>737556394
>New charges
>Probation Violation
>Remained detained untill dispositions OR EHM
>Revocation of Probation

>>737556568
Is that a display rack for your chips? la di da

>>737556394
Also got caught with 7 bricks last year told em it was personal use
showed the judge my track marks
he believed me XD

>>737556816
Yes, Yes it is lol

>>737556816
You mean you dont use a chip rack?

>>737556864
Legal Cali Weed is my choice.
I Stays outta trouble, and I am probably higher more hours than you, daily/weekly/monthly, never in trouble, always show up for job, respected contributed citizen of my community

>>737557071
No. I've never seen anyone one use one or seen one for sale. Was it stolen from a gas station?

>>737550564
Is your internet monitored in any way? if not then try to find out how to break out of the braclets without setting off the alarm.

>>737557455
He could cut his ankle off Saw style and leave it at home while he goes out.

>>737557148
i got in to Heroin for a wile done with all that now.
I love weed id rather have it than alcohol any day.
I Still a respectable citizen
i do ( non court ordered) community service
For instance
im donating 20 55gal Drums to my local park for new trash cans
i play taps for my local Legion and vfw
i also go pick up at the cemetery and place new markers for our fallen vets
i also help the old people around my neighborhood with free landscaping and shit
Im a PLE operator at a local "Mass market china knockoff promo place"

>>737557455
i've heard of it being done to others but mine no

>>737556491
Why do you keep your coffee in the fridge... :/ no wonder your neighbors think your shady

>>737557256
No restaurant supply co. lol my mom used to work catering at the country club. so used to go to RSC with her all the time

>>737557578
thought about it...

>>737557787
Keeps it fresh.

>>737557787
It wasnt my neighbors that called mine give ZERO fucks

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>>737554275
>warrent for crime i didnt commit.
>warrent
you are a crime
guilty as hell
LOCK HIM UP

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>>737554441
>dope sick as all hell
>>737554441
>just had our son
kys now, leech

>>737558133
Is that supposed to be a "ChiChi" or "Spread" depending on your local?

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>>737557911
Hey dummy how about no

>>737558214
its a motherfucker when the dope man dont pick up lol

>>737558244
its going to be all OP gets in ass-rape hell
but yeah, its a cheese-spread packed in the can with aerosol
makes great whippets

>>737558259
The more you know at least i can say i gained something form this thread

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>>737558259
lol owned
fucking maxwell house pleb
just drink shit water, its free

>>737558394
Your welcome, anytime boss

>>737558365
No.
Chi chi is as unique as the individual making it. Some are as simple as cold tuna and mayo. Others, such as one that Chris made earlier this week at the prison for a demo, contain packaged ramen noodles, cheese curls, summer sausage, pepperoni, barbecue sauce, honey, pickles, chili powder, and meatless

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>>737558313
you are a white nigger
seriously, kys before the taxpayer incurs any more loss

>>737557668
Cali guy.
Me too,
EXCEPT
I aint never done stupid enuf shit to get me arrested and under house arrest for being a fucktard

Hitler was an artist and writer before Fuhrer.

but people remember him for his later actions, not the stuff he did earlier

this arrest will be the second sentence in your obituary

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>>737558515
cool story

if somebody rolls trips, sharpie in pooper

post timestamp

>>737558494
it was what the wife bought.... i usually drink this stuff some girl has at our local farmer market

>>737558711

roll

>>737558711

rolleroni

>>737558560
Love to start an argument with you but you prob live in your moms basement

>>737558607
"He will be remembered by his wife, two children, Kate and john. He will also be remembered by the criminal justice system which he was in because he was criminal scum."

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>>737558723
>local farmer market
confirmed for white nigger

>>737558672
google...

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Just ate some molly. Wish you were here

>>737558888

witnessed

>>737550564
Wait OP OP OP I know how you can keep yourself entertained....you said you had codeine...why don't you make some lean to calm down your anxiety, and It won't make you cry like cheap liquor does

>>737558711
of course !

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>>737558813
>moms
at least they teach me about possessive nouns down here

>>737558711

rolls

>>737559000

winrar

>>737558888
>QUADs and doubles.

"but his dog will curse his memory for naming her after interracial anal cum guzzler"

>>737558888
close to there names

>>737558950
i only have like 20 pills left and im lacking promethazine

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>>737559000
please no

>>737558918
:( mee too

>>737558997
you wanna talk proper English on /b/? GTFO

>>737559051
kek

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>>737554275
>smoking crack
>>737554441
>just had our son a few weeks back
seriously kys

>>737559051
as soon as im done feeding my boy.

>>737559000

OP are you gonna do it?

>>737559000

WINRAR!!!!!

>>737559371
fucking A

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>>737559285
newfag summer cancer
learn your own language please
>re-confirmed for white nigger

>>737559359
yeah that was like a year ago sooooo...
fuck off cunt

>>737559475
you've prob been on 4chan for like 2 days go play with your rabbit foot

>>737559492
>yeah that was like a year ago sooooo
so 1 year old son has a crack addict dope fiend parolee dad under house arrest for stupidity...

that makes it better...

>>737559000

Winrar OP stick sharpie in pooper

>>737559611
sons 2 weeks old try again..

>>737559619
as soon as he finishes this bottle i think i have one in my work shop

>>737559611
His yard and fridges look nice. Seems like he is doing OK. Isn't living in squalor. Why are you riding him so hard? Think he is living off the government or something?

>>737559619
does it have to be brand name?

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>>737559601
actually, I'll go do anything else
because I dont live in a flyover state ankle-controlled shanty

I want this guy to hurry up and stick a sharpie in his pooper so I can jerk off.

>>737559789
Ha I wish! I worked for all this shit!
My wife is a bank teller and i drive fork lift.

>>737559863
Bro your sister is hot can i have her number?

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>>737559789
>living off the government
yeah, or do you think the judges and prosecutors who are going to throw his ass in prison work pro bono?
should have to pay for everything, then kill himself in disgrace
>buh-buh I donate garbage cans
kys

>>737559657
>sons 2 weeks old try again..


OK:
so2 week old autistic infant loser daddee, who has a crack addiction, is a convict parole, heroin addict dope fiend jonesing for latest fix, and currently under house arrest for stupidity...

that makes it better...

>>737560031
and your so successful doing what exactly?

>>737560066
You forgot FAS and Crack Baby Syndrome.
Poor little guy.

>Order pizza
>Leave instructions for driver to call you when he leaves.
>Driver will call
>Tell him you'll give him $20 if he picks up a case of beer for you.

Works 90% of the time.

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>>737560066
>who, If he had the proper ingredients, has confessed to the willingness to produce even more controlled substances while under court ordered supervision
mailing this whole thread to your county clerk of courts, maybe they have enough to de-anonymize you, OP
exif data is a bitch, huh?

>>737560200
You people are fucking stupid the female has to be on drugs. i cant even get my wife to eat a asprin let alone do crack or dope.

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>>737560135
>your
mostly just understanding the basic parameters of my own language
pic related, save it

you should do that thing like in that movies disturiba where he puts yarn around his yard where he can go to

>>737560241
i prefer whiskey But i will try if wife want pizza for dinner lol

>>737560288
well, if she has stood by a druggy convict loser like you...

she has learned to "eat shit"

>>737560266
yeah i though about it after my 1st pic so i scrubbed the rest

>>737552763
Even the dog knows your a criminal and is judging you.

Enjoy house arrest, faggot.

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>>737560288
>i cant even get my wife to do crack or dope
kys now

>>737560333
i already mapped it out LMAO>>737560373

>>737560317
You've shown them who's boss, mate.

jerk off into a cup and go throw it at your neighbors

>>737560373
Yeah but this druggie loser is more then likely still living better than you.

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>>737560411
only takes one, white nigger
say hello to the judge for me
currently doxing, checking case dockets online for your faggot ass bullshit
help anons

>>737560423
yeah shes pissed she cant go for walks lol
and i am i've accomplished a lot in the past few weeks. Thanks!

>>737560444
No that im saying ive offered lol
shes flushed a brick or two.
she completely against it all.

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>>737560552
>living better than you
>house arrest
"Your Honor, the accused is suffering from delusional behavior"

>>737560552
>likely still living better than yo
maybe not. maybe not. maybe not :)

and definitely your conviction and lifelong record and being tagged by courts as druggie, that is one or 3 strikes against you too.

advantage: ME

>>737560498
Saved. thanks ill add it to my "some pleebs trying to teach on /b/ folder"

>>737560584
ok kool let me know how that goes.

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>>737560705
exactly, you dont even recongize the depths of your own depravity
she deserves someone better and you both know it
she will cheat on you
remember this thread when you find out

>>737560740
Proof you have a nicer house... ill wait...

>>737560754
Zero fucks given i had a low spot in my life. so what better than sitting in mums basement wacking it to loli

>>737560772
I'll screenshot and add to my, plebs who cant properly stress or pronounce "plebeian" folder, thx anon

>>737560853
Will do i already marked it on my calendar

>>737560969
No problem glad i could help out today anyone else?

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>>737560875
>you drink fridge coffee when you aren't drinking the "beans" from your local farmers market
there you go, OP

>>737560288
And that's where you're wrong again, Wiggerboy. You've doomed your child to a lifetime of problems due to your ignorance and selfishness.

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Easy enough to Dox you.
Unique serial number.
"Why hello, mr parole officer? What's that, you need to speak to me about a screencap on a public forum, discussing crimes? Well, I'll be..."

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>>737561079
>facebook level retort
find OP, kill him, then yourself

>>737561156
ehh not really
and far from wigger
i cant stand niggers

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>>737561206
TY
ok what else can we find anons?

>>737561206
k good luck let me know how it goes.

>>737561318
yes please do tell

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>>737561283
>cant stand niggers
>is a nigger
self-hate alert
you wanna tell us about your pain?

>>737561385
mostly in my heels..

>>737561136
post a picture of the inside of your fridge.

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>>737561328
you'll find out soon enough, crack-smoking hick faggot
>knock knock
>"Honey? There's some police here to see you"
thank you for choosing /b/ today, OP

>>737561328
>let me know how it goes.
You too.
Let us know some time in future.
Like maybe in 2- 5, but probly less than that, because I think you get 1 day off for every day of good behavior?

By the way, which jurisdiction is AGH in, again?

>>737556491
>>737561442

>>737561524
Nice i love when /b/ comes together

>>737561541
Florida
all im giving out

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>>737561482
"Your Honor, we asky that the accused be housed separately from the general population, as his postings on this image board clearly show latent homosexual tendencies which may be preyed upon by other inmates"
get your lawyer to say this

>>737561541
plus you guys have one exif use it

>>737561669
sweet F block i can extort some retards for more commie

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>>737561652
we already figured that, dumbass
>smokes crack
>heroin
>house arrest
>2 kids
>coffee in fridge
kys

>>737554275
AGH? Allegheny General Hospital by any chance?

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>>737561943
>>737561789
>sweet F block
has a preferred cell block at county lockup

>>737561952
huh?

>>737562003
actually max is my pref w/ corner cell

>>737562044
ohh no. lol

>>737561952
Allied G....H...

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>>737562097
>Allegheny General Hospital
nope,
Shands at AGH
Directions
5 Google reviews
Emergency room in Gainesville, Florida
>Gainesville, Florida
Welcome to the Alachua County Clerk of Circuit Court's
On-Line Court Records and Document Images Access Page.
https://www.alachuaclerk.org/court_records/index.cfm?section=login&r=943324&CFID=16683864&CFTOKEN=16441376

Whens this faggot putting a sharpie in his ass?

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Gotta go do the dad thing email me with result [email protected] if this thread closes
And as soon as i get back

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>>737562384
what was the ID on that ankle monitor again?

>>737562555
Put it in your asshole sir.

>>737562555
nvm just wanted his binky Hold on give me 2 mins ill post sharpie