Got married in February. Since that time, my wife has gained

>>737540552
Why? what has she been doing different?

Did she work out before? Change her diet?

>>737540552
Say it to her face

>>737540552
Literally tell her. Have you gained any weight?

>>Got married

There you go, that was your mistake

>>737540552
dfh

>>737540552
Guess you got a dud. It's like russian roulette on who's going to gain 500lbs the second they're out of rotation. Should have choose one that likes physical activites

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>>737540552
literally this.

You done fucked up OP.

>>737540552
hide food

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>>737540552
Get a divorce it will only get worse. Rocket lawyer /com you can create the divorce papers yourself and have lawyer check ‘em. B4 you hand her the papers empty the bank account take all the money and hide it. kiss yours kids good buy and leave the state, then mail her the papers and start a new life. Good luck anon we believe in you.

>>737540717
This.

>>737540552
Post nudes...Before and after

>>737540552
Women instinctively do the opposite of what you want. Tell her you like her new look and encourage it. In her simple female mind she will assess the new look and try to be the opposite of it. Good luck!

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>>737540552
>It's like she's not even trying to be sexy anymore.

She doesn't have to. She literally owns you now.
She can literally do whatever she wants and there is nothing you can do about it.

She's basically retired. Her job in life was to land a provision drone and that job is done.

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>>737540717
/thread

>>737540552
Start eating more yourself and have a race who can get fattest the fastest.
At least it will be fun for a while

>>737540552
accept your poor judgment and live with your mistake of a marriage until you die.

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>>737540552
ponder your stupidity until she divorces you and takes all your shit (including your progeny) or you become an hero

Fraud or misrepresentation is grounds for an annulment.

She misrepresented herself as a naturally thin, sexy person. She perpetrated a fraud.

Murder, but be smart

OP must not be good enough to keep her attention. Good job OP, your wife thinks your a fag and gained 37 lbs because of it.

>>737540973
/thread

>>737541356
Do this.
The best way to do it is to make a knife or arrow of ice.
Once you murder her you can flush the murder weapon down the toilet and you can never be aressted no matter what.
The police needs 3 things to make you go to jail and if one of them is missing you are free.

1) Murder body
2) Murder weapon
3) Reason

The body and the reason they will but not the weapon.

You need to help give her a good reason to loose the weight, in a manner that involves both positive reinforcement and subtle bribery and or manipulation. I would start by making the her the center of a shit ton of sexual activity. Eat her pussy every morning when you wake up and every night before you retire. Give her the best orgasms she ever had and let her get addicted to your satisfying ways. Then help her and encourage her to loose some weight and withhold sex as needed until she complies.

Why??

What in the world would get a man, even vaguely normal, to marry without a prenup in muricha?

>>737540552
Empty your bank accounts and sneak out in the middle of the night never to be seen again.

>>737541895 This. /b tards are so quick to go, "My wife is fat, what's wrong with her?" You married her for a reason. Quit being a fag, get off of /b and help your wife lose weight. Hopefully you married her because you actually love her. Show her you still love her body but help her lose the weight.

>>737541895
>married
>eat pussy twice a day

this anon is obviously not married. I bet OP's sex life is decreasing faster than his wife's weight is increasing

>>737540552
divorce... now before it's too late.

>>737542093
Her family is rich.

>>737542337
This anon is obviously in a bad marriage

>>737540973
/thread

>>737540552
I.q. of 142 reporting in.

Your wife is a fat slob and she clearly does not have your best intentions in mind. You probably married her thinking she was perfect and that everything would work out swimmingly, but now things are starting to change and you are starting to wonder 'why the fuck is she doing this' or 'what the fuck have I gotten myself into'.

You got yourself into a mess because you couldn't see what fucking cunt she really is. And now, inexorably, you are heading for a divorce and she will legally be allowed to steal all your shit. Good luck.

>>737542896
But that's not fair.

>>737542896
No one gives a shit you simple fuck.

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>>737540552
Maybe you're not trying either. Try to make an effort to go on runs together and eat healthier and make it all about health. For the love of gawd don't bring up looks. "I want you to be healthy. I want to have as many years as I can with you." Say shit like that. Basically saying she's fat without calling her fat. She'll eat that up like the shit food she's probably been eating.

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>>737540552
Lol, you fell for the "get married" meme.

>>737540552
Get a kid or two, that will solve everything.
She will want to get more fit to impress the other moms in the neighborhood. All of the moms goad each other into all kinds of crazy diets and training regimes.
If anyone of them gets fat she will be faced with an ultimatum, get fat sucked or leave the circle of friends.

Divorce

>>737543469
Are you for fucking real, man? Have you ever had a human conversation with anyone? People don't talk like that.

Betting money that OP is the problem. OP IS probably a just a regular nice guy with no distinguishing features that got lucky enough to marry the girl he wanted. Faced with the disappointment of how fucking normal and a fag OP is, wife felt let down and got fat. Get your shit together and convince your wife not to be fathe OP, instead of wasting time in /b you fag.

>>737540552
Yeah it happens couples get chubby all the going out n shit just tell her but be nice about it don't be an asshole n find a gym or a YMCA near you make it a couples thing

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>>737542896
>i.q. of 142 reporting in.
fuck you for starting you're post like that. do you think we should all listen to you because muh iq? no one is ever going to take you seriously if you brag about how smart you are

I bet OP is some normie fag with some chub. Now he's just upset his fat wife looks as fat as him.

>>737542896
IQ of 146 reporting in.

Your wife is just unmotivated. Put up some more mirrors in your bedroom without telling her and get a gym membership together. A fun gym, like the UFC Gym or something. Also, buy her clothes that are just slightly too small for her, so she gets the hint and you seem like the doting husband.

>>737542896
IQ of "higher than yours" reporting in. Stop being so fucking negative. Who hurt you?

>>737540645
>>737541356
Only real advice in the thread.

>>737540552
>Got married in February.

Never. Get. Married.

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>>737543811
>/b
your dubs are fucking fake retard gtfo

>>737543944
see this>>737543853
fagget

>>737542896
lmao amazing bait my friend

Got married 11 years ago. She gained over 100 lbs. I try to get her to go to the gym more and stop eating a whole box of cookies,(in the most encouraging way, uncruel way) and she acts like I'm some kind of freak who wants to actually enjoy sex. At least she makes good $$

>>737540552
lol marriage is stupid. don't do it.

>>737540552
>Got married in February.
>married
That's where you fucked up. Marriage really is pointless.

>>737540552
you got married that's your problem, I'm happy with my crazy semi anorexic girlfriend and I love her , neither of us want to get married ever. Been 5 years and life is good, she looks as good if not better then when we frist got permanently together

3 words: Asian Massage Parlor

>>737544666
Do they only give you hand jobs, or if you go there enough and they trust you will they go further for more cash?

>>737540552
Don't worry, it will only get worse. One day she will hit you with a Rachel Maddow haircut (her annoying friends will love it). After a while it will be like living with your mother and you won't want to go home. Get divorced. There is no reason for a man to be married in 2017.

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>>737544666
Robot devil doesn't lie.

tell her you want her to be in better shape. Marriage is about communication. If she can't handle constructive criticism then you married a retard.

Start working out, start dressing better, learn a new language. DONT cheat on her. If I learned anything from my experiences about women is that they can't handle their partner excelling. You become more awesome, she'll break down and follow your lead OR divorce you. YES your fat ugly wife will divorce your buff handsome worldly ass.

>>737544779
Your mileage may vary. Best ones are run by Koreans.

Start working out. Don't do it regularly. After awhile, ask her to do it with you to keep you accountable.

>>737540855
this.

>>737540552
inb4 rape/murder your wife

LISTEN OP
U got married divorce is way to expensive
Just cheat on her like every other guy does and get on with your life
You like because of her companionship

Divorce is the only answer m9

>>737541532
that isn't true. they just need a body, and no doubt that you did it.
example:
No weapon, but theres a body and the husband didn't like her... But we can't prove he did it... (reasonable doubt, free)

No body, and the husband has been dissing her on social media and shit for a year now, he shows no genuine grief over what has happened, and he has let it slip that he "wanted to kill her" (no doubt, he done goofed) guilty motha fucka/

>>737543469
genius.

>>737540552
czechfag/slavfag here. drink bottle of rum like me every day. take example of me. i'm happy

>>737545576
beautiful. Op must become an alcoholic to stomach looking at his wife.

>>737545653
slav tradition. and it works. trick is never get sober, my friend

>>737545396
not true. they do not even need a body.

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>>737545897
kek

>>737545897
kurva jo!!!!!

>>737546486
>>737545897
>>737545576

slav power here, bitch!!!!

>>737540552
IQ of 239 reporting in.

Pay one of your best friends to call her fat. That way she'll be forced to think about it and you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, pay him a lot. You can even tell him to fuck off when he does it. Have a relative do it for free.

>>737544195
IQ of 304 reporting in.

Take her hiking deep in the woods and then say you have to go pee and then don't come back. When the search party finds her days later, she'll be skinny guaranteed.

>>737541077
Thats rude

Holy shit, same exact situation and timeline. Also, not nice anymore, more insecure which I don't understand.