Ask a femanon anything >no tits or timestamp >inb4 "b-but

the bait is so strong

>>737501826
If you want to consider it b8 then fine.
Though i consider it lending out a helping hand

tits or gtfo

>>737501688
OP cannot inb4, faggot

>>737501927
Nah im good

>>737501933
I do what i want.

Literally NO ONE cares about your advice. You're a fat shit, who thinks that just because you have a vagina, you're better than everyone here. Get fucked

>>737501961
>I do what i want.

Sure, now you can fuck off.

>>737501688
Why are so many old woman wretched creatures?

>>737501688
No tits but some ass maybe? That would be a "helping hand"

>>737502003
Well im not fat.

I do think im better...not based on the fact that i have a vagina though.
I just have a rather decent life

>>737502034
>why are so many old women wretched creatures

Shit, I can answer this one. Usually women will outlive their husbands, so they're bitter about that. Plus, if I knew I was dying soon, why would I give a fuck about how I treat others

>>737502003
He doesn't have a vagina.

>>737502105
>rather decent life
tell me

tits or gtfo, bitch

>>737502014
Nah not yet...waitin till i get bored.

>>737502034
All that menopause probably...turned my mom into a real cunt

>>737502116
this

>>737502208
>turned my mom into a real cunt
around what age?

>>737501688
Fuck off, if no tits no care

>>737501688
Are blacks superior?

>>737502080
I can point you in the direction to a porn site that i assure you has plenty of ass

>>737502116
What, you think an anonymous person claiming to be a girl in a bait thread on /b/ is really a fat basement-dwelling neckbeard?

Nooooo!

>>737501688
No one cares.

>>737502265
Why bother, when you clearly are one?

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>>737501688
you stupid fucking cunt, you dont follow the rules your thread dies. congrats your a femanon, get a fucking life.

>>737502173
Financially sure i can do better but i have a job, awesome friends, and an awesome bf and really those are the things that make me content in life

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>>737501688
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737502360
so..you came here to brag?

>>737502360
Shitposting on /b/ is the only thing in your life that gives you any contentment, and it's pathetic and fleeting

>>737502251
Well it seemed to be starting on her when she was like 48. She blamed "the menopause" for a good few years after. Shes like 52 now. From what i know it can last a while

>>737502251
When I was 12, that's why I turned into this narcissistic bitch

>>737501688
This OP is stupid and pretentious enough that I actually believe she's a girl.

How about some tits w timestamp as a reward for believing you?

>>737502258
Ew disgusting.
Blacks are the lowest of the low

>>737502503
smooth anon

>>737502258
I don't know about superior, but I've got HPV, so they're the only men who will fuck me.

>>737502412
No i didnt make a thread about my life. I made a thread offering what wisdom i can offer is all.

You asked and i answered

>>737501688
Would you at least record a vocaroo of yourself moaning?

>>737502589
We asked for tits, not wisdom. Not very good at listening, are y ou?

>>737502360
so a shitty job, friends and a lover mean that your better than other people? what have you actually contributed to society?

>>737501688
why havnt you posted your tits you attention whore
Nobody gives a fuck about you besides the beta redditfags who will praise you (a male) as a goddess and call me, edgy, autistic and whatever else but it doesn't matter to me coz I saged and won't be back
Pic related the only thing what you claim to be are good for

>>737501688
>I also dont care if you believe me or not.

I don't believe you and I don't care.

>>737502417
No its 2 am and i simply cannot sleep.
Im not here during the day since im usually busy living my life and whatnot but in the wee hours when i cant sleep. /b/ always lulls me to sleep

>>737501688
Are you trying to reason with trolls now?

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>>737501688
If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

>>737502690
Go to sleep, attention whore

tits or gtfo

>>737502489
the woman always thinks she's being asked about herself
>>737502441

You know what's missing from this thread? OP's tits and degradation.

>>737502583
>>737502489
If you wanna be a good troll you gotta answer with believable answers dear.

I clearly wouldnt sprout about hiv or whatnot.

Level up

>>737502734
Might as well post the picture you copied and save yourself some time.

>>737502797
Fake post, ignore. Must be summerfag trolls.

>>737502619
I can only moan if im fucking..
And also my bf is asleeo next to me...id rather not disturb him.

>>737502637
My lovely being.

>>737502856
I bet you can moan if you want something. Like another dose of heroin.

>>737501688
Does anyone here remember back when "femanon" would wordfilter to "cumdumpster"?

>>737502739
I would if i could sadly

>>737502896
trolls aren't lovely, they're ugly

>>737502856
Then maybe record some diirty talk.
You can just whisper it.

>>737502896
>My lovely being.
so nothing, you only take?

>>737502851
Also only a summerfag screams summerfag.

I do not use such a term really

>>737502910
Heroin? Lol where did that come from?
I do not partake in drugs anon

>>737503018
Ok, is she admitting she's a summerfag or what?

>>737503032
Well, my bf's asleep next to and my ass is itchy, so kinda. I'm not just an attention whore, I'm an ass whore.

>>737502958
Sure why not?

I take pleasure in making the anons rage. It tickles my fancy

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>>737503105

Unverified women are no better than a verified faggot. Faggot. Post your tits, your pussy, your dumb fucking face with a shoe where it belongs, or fuck the fuck off.

>>737502956
>>737503152

>>737503056
tits or gtfo

>>737503092
No. I am saying i dont use that term.
Those lables are for new visitors

Abandon thread faggots

SAGE
A
G
E

>>737503146
Its funny because my butt is kinda itchy.

>>737501688
I have a small dick. I've only slept with 1 woman and was told that my foreplay was awesome and my head game was on point. Was she lying to me to make me feel better? I've been super self conscious about my teeny weeny ever since and stopped trying to date.

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OP is this you, or are you even fatter?

get out, fuck the tits

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>>737502105
Decent life but you decide to come here? Fuck off.

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>>737503324

>>737503333
The spider qauds have spoken

>>737503333
Save us, Spider-Man!

>>737503273
How small exactly? Because ive known so many guys who think their dicks are small when in reality its just fine.

Unless your dick is the girth of a noodle and like 2 inches erect. I can assure you your dick is fine anon.

Ive had a couple of guys who were about 8 inches and the sex was either a but too painful or just boring.

The smallest ive had is just barely 4 inches and id place that guy in my top 3 easily.
Carry yourself with pride and i assure you your dick game will be strong.

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>>737503441

I broke my gf. Before she was independent and was about to leave me. But now she is a coward that is dependent on me and shivers in fear when I raise my hand. I cut off every contact she had and tend to beat her if she should not follow my orders. I also choke her while having sex with her. At first she hated it, but then she started to love it. Sometimes I even have sex with her, when she doesn't want.

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>>737503730

>>737503730
.....okay and what exactly are you asking here?

>>737503473
I can barely fit into a toilet paper roll and my head pokes out the top. lol I'm not sure on actual inches probably around 4. I just feel it's not girthy enough to be pleasurable. Problem is I'm really attracted to thicc women and my dick stands no chance. Thanks for the reply and advice.

>>737501688
why would we care that you're a woman? that doesnt make you special in any way....so kindly, fuck off and die

>>737501688
tits or gtfo

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>>737501688

>>737503808
I just wanted to ask for your reaction. I sometimes even scare her with threatening to leave. She cires like a little bitch and then threatens to kill herself, because she can't live without me anymore.

>>737502337

*you're a femanon (also, femanon is not a word)

>>737503862
Oh hunny you got to be trolling haha.

Your dick is more than long enough and your girth is fine.
An average girls vaginal opening is about as wide as your pinky. Im sure you have more girth than your pinky.

Also i wouldnt say im fat but im probably what a guy would call thicc and my bfs dick (4 inches) is just fine for me

>>737501688
we have some rules, tits or gtfo

>>737504021
>being this much of a newfag

>>737503730

So you're an insecure, beta, rapist?

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>>737504093

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>>737501688
would you want to fuck us?

>>737504093
>So you're an insecure, beta, rapist?

Woman deserve to be treated like that.

>>737501688
Ever tried anal?
Also: Tips for me getting my gf into trying anal?

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>>737504093
>>737504069
>>737504067
>>737504021
>>737504041
>>737499693

>>737503897
Sounds like how my ex bf was. He was the little bitch. Of course i never physically hurt him because obviously i know hes stronger. I just mentally and emotionaly fucked him up.
I didnt do it for fun though. I just hated him as a human and tried to become a shitty bitch so he would leave me since he cried about me trying to leave him before.
As for my reaction?
Im not sure what you expected.
Your gf sounds like a dumb bitch.
Grateful im not her i guess

>>737503730
this is why we have bad things

>>737503862

It's funny that clearly you are trolling, and the best you could come up with is a 4inch around, 5.5 inch cock.

Imma not even brag about my 5.5 inch around, 9.5 inch cock, because it would seem petty in comparison to my 162 IQ and my charming personality (95G on the Browning-Smythe Charmometre). Not to mention my adonis like physique and good looks.

>>737504190
Never had a threesome with a couple...sounds weird...had a threesome with 2 men before...too much work

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>>737504295
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737504233

so sad to see someone cire like a bitch

>>737504233
enjoy karma

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Op is a fag.

>>737501688
free to go to anyother thread?
listen here you demisexual shitstain i dont know from what hole you crawled out but i suggest you pack your monstrous flabs and jump right back at it cuz your sole existance is now causing my great anxiety and pain
go whale swim, swim somewhere else

begone

>>737504203
Yes ive tried it multiple times...i fucking hate it.

Good luck trying to get her to do it anon.

I tried it so many times. I tried to be a team player but it just feels like i have to take the hugest shit of a lifetime and i cant do it. There is 0 pleasure for me.

Then again faggots and mental bitches like it so maybe its just me

>>737504386
It is...which is why it was hard to leave him the first time. I felt like i had no choice but to turn into the mega cunt so he would leave me then. It didnt even work...i ended up just telling him that i hoped he killed himself. I had grown so much hatred towards him

>>737504417
Its been a good few years and im currently with the love of my life and we plan to move in together.
That karma sure is swell

>>737504496
Thank you.

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>>737501826

>>737501688
tits or gtfo, bitch

>>737504496
>>737504513
>>737504642
I like this femanon - she has balls

>>737505089
If only.

Id like to have some. My bf seems to have a fun time doing that pinch and roll thing to them

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>>737505089

>>737501688
Do you like soup?

>>737505432
aquaman is better

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>>737505574

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>>737505661

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>>737505816

>>737501688
Tits or GTFO

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>>737506855
>>737506218

>>737505327
Omg soup is the best thing ever

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>>737507291

>>737504233
where are you from?

Blah

Blah blah

Blah blah blah

Blah blah blah blah

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ITT: summerfags

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>>737505266
>that pinch and roll thing
wat