Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>737470407
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>737476108
because
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>>737477059
What? You look like a nice person. Stay here for a while. I'm genuinely curious to see what movie you're watching.
Yui claimed
>>737477258
But I'm usually on thread most of the day :o
I'll tell you what I'm watching after I've watched it, then :)
https://youtu.be/64x_RCArfjU
My whore left me for LoL, who wants to be my new drunk whore?
>>737477333
Great! I can't wait to see what movie it is.
>>737477250
yeah because.
what's this?
>>737477468
ok
A house of mirrors
>>737477333
I'm gonna go now. Don't tell anyone outside this thread I like sausages. See ya Yui-chan.
I made a mistake. Only half the pastry of these dim sim are cooked.
>>737477958
You done did goofed
>>737476851
Meh ill still run while im off. I dont want to but I need to.
>>737477714
I don't think I'd like to stand in there.
Where does the weird thing come from?
>>737477741
Your secret's safe with me.
And sawako.
>>737477814
hello, Rem.
quick question: how do you react to people posting inflation pictures of rem?
>>737478016
Dark Mofo's Dark Park apparently.
>>737478435
Oh, I know where this is going.
>>737477996
working even when not at work
nice
Makise Kurisu from Steins;Gate
>>737478746
>small tuturus
Nice
>>737478542
I dont like normal mirrors but maybe that could be fun if it manages to creep me out more.
What are you up to nowadays?
>>737477814
Hello rem
>>737478684
Got to do a little bit ya know?
>>737479011
>What are you up to nowadays?
Shitposting outside of /waifu/
>I have no whore
>And I am drunk
Life is full of pain and sorrow; suffering and deceit. However, death is always an option.
>>737479337
Yes I hoped you had another place at least.
Where do you hang around?
>>737479598
/r9k/
>>737479074
yes specially you having to be in shape and all I guess
>>737479670
Never been there.
What's it like?
>>737479563
I didnt cook enough dim sim. And Im not drinking yet. Feels bad man.
>>737479563
That small classmate you were trying to hook up with played LoL?
You dodged a bullet there.
>>737479903
Horrible, it made my autism worse.
>>737479880
I mean round is a shape, I like that one. Means I ate gud.
>>737480075
Oh no.
Do people avatar there?
>>737480023
Did you go with the Dim Sim? I literally googled it after you dismissed dim sum, and it actually said "Popular in Straya." But it also said veggie and meat roll. So I figured it would be better than the other options.
>>737480046
Nah. I'm trying to forget her.
Did you win? I'm trying to keep it short because you are busy.
>>737480298
Weren't you talking about your whore or something?
I did, I kinda got carried but that's fine. I'm not that busy, I'm just really bored so I might have slow replies. Boot Discord if you feel like making sure I reply.
>>737480023
Did you take the noodles?
>>737480274
No but everyone uses Discord and is trans
>>737480457
I'm honestly joking. I have no whore. You are just my (You) bait. But a friend at the same time. It's like a tsundere thing. You know?
I already sent you a message on discord. It was ignored.
>>737480515
wew.
gotta go but please know you're always welcome here ok?
goodbye see you soon
>>737480298
I did go with the dim sim. They're just a vessel for soy sauce really.
>>737480457
Dim sim. Im cooking another 6 because I hunger.
>>737478580
hehe.
finished the movie; it was Koe no Katachi. it was also great.
>>737480685
Okay, goodbye.
>>737480703
For lunch? Sure. Why not? But expect a crash. I would put something like an energy drink or take an equivalent to a 5hour energy shot.
>>737480729
Ooh. I've heard good things about this movie. It isn't my type of movie but it's definitely something I wouldn't mind watching with other people. Anyway, I'm off to have a little break from this thread. See you soon.
>>737480884
Im eating 10. I dont really need an energy drink.
>>737480980
It's definitely a good movie. It's about that time for me, anyway.
12:30, bla bla, schleep
>>737481022
You have other issues to be worried about.
Regardless, as long as you eat it will be fine. I know what it is like to work without eating; and fuck that noise.
>>737481157
Im not at work though.
>>737481743
Then eat whatever?
>>737480260
it is a shape
>>737482107
Well im going to bed good night.
>>737481938
How drunk are you?
>>737482570
Look, I am drunk. Is that not enough?
>>737482212
good night horses
>>737482570
Hold on a tick, you see that Kilroy? In your image?
That's one'a the oldest American memes ever.
>>737477116
can someone explain to me what a waifu is?
>>737482929
a functional character you have a crush on.
>>737482694
There are stages of drunk. You know this. Also yes, that kilroy was always in that pic.
>>737482929
2D wife
>>737483371
Naturally.
hello
>>737477116
Kys faggot
>>737483681
bestest of best waifu
Hello everyone.
>>737484365
*bestest of best claimers
>>737484365
How's it going bud!
>>737484502
YOYOYOYOYOYO
>>737484681
YUYUYUYUYUYUUUUKII.
How's it going?
>>737484799
Good, playing some LoL with a friend, you?
>>737484589
that too
>>737484681
going well bit sleepy how about you ?
>>737484919
Nice, it going well i hope?
I'm alright, really sleepy for some reason though.
>>737485227
yes hes super mnice
>>737485227
Just hanging out with vidya
>>737485292
just lost, oh well
Now that you mention it, I'm tired too lol
Here
>>737485647
Well damn, you'll get em next time.
Haha we might need to make it an early night.
>>737485782
Yo.
>>737485386
nice mice ?
>>737485647
nice hope it goes well
>>737485782
uniform snugs
>>737486586
yes!
>>737486533
Hi
>>737486586
Work sucks
>>737486963
How are you?
>>737486533
Maybe, I haven't played in a long time haha, and I doubt it, I just opened a mtn dew
>>737486586
we lost
>>737487445
Then you just need a little practice to get all the rust off, then you'll be as good as ever! Haha yeah, i just drank a 5 hour energy myself.
>>737487394
Work sucked
>>737486824
but Yuuki has cute elf ears
>>737486963
could always be worse
>>737487445
oh well maybe next game
>>737488508
find a cute fitting name like elfpire for yuuki
>>737488393
Lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9xabcdhx4
>>737488361
What do you do?
Futaba claimed
>>737488508
It is worth
>>737488712
Fucking wew
>>737488838
Work at a fast food place.
>>737488948
Cute
>>737488948
liking the name
Mayushii is my bitch
>>737489054
>>737489068
T-thanks
Hello everyone, sorry for being late
>juvia claimed
>>737488361
Anything in particular or just overall sucked?
>>737488393
Cute.
>>737488712
Hot damn Rory, wew.
>>737489227
Np
>>737489275
They got new computers and nobody knows how they work.
>>737489262
Hi Juvia~
>
How are you, beautiful?
>>737489383
Shit that sounds like a big pain in the ass.
>>737489262
Welcome
>>737489627
Mhm. Took even longer to make food and all that.
>>737489627
Hanako!
>
I'm doing alright. Sorry about not being able to play anything with you tonight
>>737489791
Hey!
>cute waifu
How are you?
>>737488692
Zekken is her name already
>>737489054
not really
up to anything tonight ?
>>737489227
you're more than welcome
>>737490018
where does that come from
>>737490018
Not really. I did get food since my family will not be here for a few days.
is it time for real erp hours
>>737489827
I bet the customers were all real understanding about that.
>>737490011
> Dub dubs
Good to hear. It's alright, there will be plenty of other times~
Did you have a good day?
>>737490343
*unzips dick
>>737490011
I'm alright, just here late because I can't sleep
>>737490113
O-ok
>>737490343
*inserts pee pee into ur but*
>>737490356
Not at all
>>737490600
do you come here a lot? I've never seen you before.
But I'm usually not up at this time
>>737490113
from the anime her nick name for defeating a lot of players
she stronk
>>737490184
good boy now don't burn the house while cooking
night snugs
>>737490356
I don't know if we'll be able to tomorrow either but sunday for sure if you want.
Indeed i did. Slept in and now hanging with some friends. How was your day?
>>737490600
>dubs
Doing anything else?
>>737488188
Nah, I don't really like playing it to begin with lol. I've never had 5 hour energy
>>737488508
I'm in WoW now
>>737490770
I only come online occasionally but I also didn't start doing this until recently if that explains it
>>737490973
Not atm, damn these hours are flying by though
>>737490817
I just bought easy food. Night
>>737491329
Ah I see.
Hopefully for you it doesn't last too long/
>>737490618
They're at least training you guys how to use them right?
>>737490973
Alright yeah sunday sounds great.
Glad to hear it.
It was alright, just did some shopping and cleaned my room up a bit.
>>737491169
Lol then why were you playing it? It's alright, doesn't really give you energy as much as it just keeps you awake.
>>737489054
Wew lad.
>>737489275
Wew indeed.
>>737491672
Nope its learn as you go which is retarded especially when I worked drive thru
>>737491691
I wonder how much it would cost for a Rory.
>>737491169
Hey Yuuki
>>737491329
Time flys when you're having fun
Not playing any games?
>>737491672
I'll probably be on all day so I'll message you. Just don't be so shy when i do~
That sounds like fun. Play any games?
>>737491672
It's fun once in a while, but it's a drag otherwise.
>>737491847
Who dis?
>>737492124
...Juvia ;-;
>>737492318
that does not look like juvia!
>>737491545
Waifuposting or nighttime or both?
>>737491847
Nah see I'm in bed because I have to sleep because I have to wake up early for a sort-of-job thing but I can't sleep because I don't know. Never been an isomniac before
>>737491691
> And another one
You spoil us~
>>737491837
What the hell? That's some serious bullshit. I can imagine, drive thru is bad enough as it is.
>>737491847
Alright works for me, i'll try to get on somewhat early. Oh i wont~
Actually no, wasn't really in the mood to play anything for some reason. What about you?
>>737492124
Iv'e heard that game is cancer of the highest caliber.
>>737492599
It makes me saltier than rocket league
>>737492599
Tell me about it. We fucked up so much today
>>737492534
both I guess
dont touch my autism waifu
Don't you monsters ever sleep?
>>737493039
I'm trying but the voices in my head tell me to shitpost
>>737492930
She was cute
>>737493166
Shitposting is terrible. There are so many other ways to spend the night, like sleeping.
>>737492376
If you say so...
Anyway how are you?
>>737492534
I see. What job are you going for?
>>737492599
>dubs
Alright what time would you say?
Yeah sure, you've said that before
Played a small amount of riff racer and a bit of hearts of iron 4. God i hate the British.
>>737491837
Which Rory would you want? Im sure theres a few different patterns in different configurations.
>>737493307
I need to sleep but something is keeping me up and I don't know what.
>>737493431
I carry caskets for funeral services for cash but it's not a stable job so I apply to everything else
>>737493431
I'm alright, hanging out for the night, you?
>>737492692
Haha damn that's quite an achievement. Have you played anymore DS3 lately?
>>737492721
Shit man that sucks, i hope it doesn't take too long for you to figure it out.
>>737493431
Hmm maybe around 1 - 2 pm my time, so about 4 or 5 your time. It depends on when i get up.
Yeah, but now that i know you want it i don't need to hold back anymore~
Sounds like a good time. I might get riff racer since it's so cheap. Everybody hates them.
> That cute butt~
>>737493821
We both should be asleep. I know what's keeping me up, though. Not nothing pretty either, wish I wouldn't think about such stuff so much.
>>737494127
Maybe thinking about stuff is what's keeping me up too. But I'm usually one to leave my problems for the next day so I don't know, man.
>>737493771
Im not too picky
>>737494122
I think i have an ok handle but Im not sure how to do specific things
>>737493821
I see. Well worest comes to worest you could always go to fast food
>>737494004
Just enjoying the night with a friend
>>737494122
>dubs
Same here. But I'll be available all day
Whatever you say. Shy cutie~
Just wait for me to message you
Riff racer is great! Especially since you can use your own music! God i hate them
>shut up...
>>737494407
I'm pretty sure the main reason people don't sleep (other than not being tired) is their brain being a total prick.
>>737494122
I have not.
>lose two matches of rocket league
Not tonight...
>>737494597
You are picky though. Scary Rorys are the cheapest.
>>737494717
If starbucks counts I've tried applying to a bunch of them but they never contact back
>>737494761
It's funny because some of my problems can easily be fixed by sleeping and letting time advance
>>737495147
Those sound like the kind of problems I would like to have if they're that easily solved.
>>737494981
Well yeah but scary is scary
>>737494597
Like what?
>>737494717
That's good, we'll be able to play quite a bit then~
S-shut it, i'm not that shy..
Sure thing.
That alone makes it totally worth it to buy. so what are they doing this time?
> Post the pic that comes before that one please~
>>737494859
Haha it's taking it's revenge for you saying that~
OH that reminds me! The next time you see YouKnow, mention that you heard he got his ass kicked by me in DS3 PvP, trust me it'll be worth it~
>>737495522
He said "EXFUCKINCUSE ME, HANG THE FUCK ON!!"
>>737495522
Does little lamb wants to rush to slaughter?
>>737495522
Like make it well done or have things on the side
>>737495633
Now call him a boopslut
>>737495633
Ha.
>>737495702
Well well look who it is~
>
>>737495718
Ahh. It's probably stupidly simple once you figure it out.
>>737495952
>>737495727
MOTHERFUCKERS
>>737495702
>>737495952
Did I start a fight?
>>737496042
>Hanako
>Parry King
>Fight
Oh ho ho ho no it's just Hanako mashing R1 til he gets parried
>>737496039
Oh i am such an ass~
>>737496042
Nah don't worry, i'm just teasing him a little~
>>737496125
> (former)
>>737495147
Yeah depends sometimes. It was hard for me to get where I'm at.
>>737495522
>dub dubs
Indeed we will.
Shy cutie shy cutie
Also did you find anything you want to play in particular?
It's great.
They're just doing a bunch of naval invasions on me.
>maybe later if you behave yourself~
>>737496125
Shut up Yuno
Weak ass
>>737496039
Have a gif I saved from a justice boner guy.
>>737496125
>>737496219
Boo, I want to see fisticuffs!
>>737496219
>>737496286
I'll take both of you on and parry the both of you at the same time
>>737496328
Grazie anon
>>737496434
Oh please, it's not even a fight, you'll only see Hanako flail angerly
>>737496493
Boi a toddler could beat your weak ass
Big talk for someone with such weak shit
>>737495952
Nah its a mess
>>737496286
You're the shy cutie.
Not yet, all i really found today was some skin mods.
So what exactly do you have to do in it?
Ah well that sucks. Are you still playing fascist Poland?
> Alright i'll be good~
>>737496434
The only thing you'll see is my big black (knight) sword shoved up his ass.
>>737496493
> Flail angrily
More like rolling around your sorry parry attempts.
>>737496885
Rip Tomo. Though aside from all the standard bs, how does it feel having a job again?
evenin' niggers
>>737497083
Til I roll catch you
>>737497381
Good evening my basketball american.
How are you?
>>737497485
Sure whatever you say~
>>737497083
Nope you are, just wait till sunday and I'll see it.
Oh ? What skins?
Drive to the music! You'd have to look it up
I was
>anything for lewds right? Perv
>>737497083
>>737497678
im good, had some more fun times doing pvp on ffxiv, i went 16/0/28 one game
>>737497253
Still hate it. At least it got me a fun little game to play.
>>737497678
Don't deny it, I parried your ass good~
>>737497965
hi tomo
>>737497720
The only way you'll see a shy cutie on sunday is if you look in a mirror~
A few weeb skins, the Black ops zombies crew skins, and a Kratos skin for coach.
Sounds simple enough, and i will!
Didn't work out again huh?
> I suppose~ Cutie.
> N-no fair, you can't temp me like that...
>>737497840
Good to hear, i assume that's pretty good?
>>737497965
Having money to buy stuff is always nice.