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Alright faggots, Petsmart had a sale so I went ham. It's

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Alright faggots, Petsmart had a sale so I went ham. It's time for round 2:
Dubs name each one of my new fish

>Picture shows what we got. >Specify which fish you are naming if you'd like.
>If you don't specify I'm probably going to pick one of the Lamp Eye Tetras at random.
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All the names from the previous thread
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Here's a full tank shot before I turn off the white LEDs. Also
>general pet thread
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>>737472258
Name a peppered cory cat Nigger.
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>>737472705
I'm surprised nobody has named one Nigger yet.
Maybe I should get some bandit cory-cats
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Tuesday
Green Cory cat
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Peppercorn
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Fistula - lamp eye
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>>737473315
Reroll
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Night time full tank shot
I should get some neon tetras next.. or maybe some shrimp
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>>737473501
Reroll
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>>737473855
Our first Lamp Eye is named.. fistula. Should I even google that?
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Harry
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Name one of the cats Lil Cheetus
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Buttered Cock
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Name the peppermint cory cat niggertits
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You can barely tell with my shit phone camera, but the place is lowsy with cory cats. I think I have 13 total now
>>737474422
Buttered Cock and Fistula are our first Lamp Eye Tetras. Both named after things that would probably end in infection
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Horace
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Jerry - green cory cat
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Reginald
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Name a Tetra Karl Marx.
If I get trips, can you name a Cory-Cat Friedrich Engels as well?
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>>737475478
Reroll
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>>737475504
Reroll
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>>737475532
Reroll
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>>737475561
Reroll
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>>737475588
winrar
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>>737475561
This is an Ancap household, son
>>737475588
But I'll give you it for bumping my thread. Karl Marx it is
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Alexander the Anal Annihilator
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any fish that's available i really don't care
Name: African Meat sword
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>>737475752
Rerollorino
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>>737475654
It is greatly appreciated.
Just in case this is dubs
Name it
>Bobby Kennedy
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>>737475788
Eyy
Heres the new legend so far
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>>737472258
Nigger Barf for Panda Cory-Cat
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Some of our friends, old and new.
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>>737476119
Reroll
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How's my an hero doing? He getting laid yet?
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Green Cory Cat
Nigger Mc Nignog Jr.
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>>737476343
Reroll boio
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>>737472258
Skankhunt42
idc which one you name it
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>>737476343
Fuck it im rolling for this
If dubs leave out the Jr
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>>737472258
wow, super jelly about the clear water, plants and shit.


I have a big tank with too small filter, uprooted plants and 2 inches of crud over my substrate. also my driftwood makes the water shit brown :(
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>>737476343
rollo
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>>737476166
He's literally never not after that tail
Now he has 3 possible new fish bitches
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>>737476343
rell
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The abominable snow nigger from Detroit
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>>737476343
I PRAY TO KEK ALMIGHTY FOR DUBS
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>>737476487
rollolololol
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>>737476421
Honestly I had all those problems at first because I was too impatient to let the wood soak. I would recommend java ferns and a decent cannister filter with chambers for loose media if you can find one cheap. You'll get there. My tank looked like shit a week ago and I'm still fighting back hair algae.
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Oingo boingo ooga booga nigga
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>>737476550
oll
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>>737476343
Roll
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>>737476649
ol
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Freedom
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>>737476343
Give this man his cory cat son
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>>737476487
roll
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>>737476649
rll
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Millimeter Peter
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>>737476755
It is done.
>note: this is not your son. Just a good photo.

This shit is harder than pokemon snap
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>>737476629
I live on the 3rd floor, I don't want a canister filter for fear of it emptying all 150 gallons
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>>737476629
thanks for the info though, here is a pic of the tank
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Sloppycock and tinytits
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Cannibalism
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>>737472258
Name him.... boner-butt-penis-poop-XD
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>>737477293
reroll
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>>737477293
bre broooooll
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>>737477640
reroll for boner-butt-penis-poop-XD
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>>737477696
rerooooollllll
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A good shot of Fistula, Buttered Cock and Karl Marx. Where's the rest of their school? Get it together guys.
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Reroll
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>>737477872
reeeeeee roooollllllllll
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If Cannibalism doesnt get dubs I'm gonna lose my shit
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>>737472258
no one cares about your fucking fish
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>>737478166
Yes we do you rude shit
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>>737478166
Fuck you. And since I'm still lurking reroll for
>Bobby Kennedy
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>>737478166


>>737478267
:,)
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To all my fellow Mexican ppl
Please dont cross the texas/mexico border there's going to be a bomb attack in the next week
Mexican revolution is among us.
And there's a 20,000$ reward for donald trump's head or any of his family.
Thank you
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>>737478447
Rolling for this. Write small op
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>737478535
Can we not
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>>737478447
Roll
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Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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>>737478824
Lemon Demon!
I like this guy.
Also,
Once again
>Bobby Kennedy
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TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
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>>737478092
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

roll
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>>737478447
Rollin
>Bobby Kennedy
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>this motherfucker


>>737478824
I fucking love Lemon Demon
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I give up just name it something witty
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>>737479048
Kek is only granting OP dubs tonight
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Caligula the Catfish
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>>737479040
I'm considering spamming your thread until one of them gets named a verse of Two Trucks
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Peppered Corey cat

Dan "the hymen divider" Schneider
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>>737478943
>Bobby Kennedy
^ my roll. Also,
THE DAY THEY FOUND ME
I HADN'T YET BEEN PLAYED
INSIDE MY WORKSHOP
BEHIND THE OLD ARCADE
ELECTRIC DESIRES
HAD UNRAVELED ALL MY WIRES
NOW IM IN A BOX
FOR SAFEKEEPING
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RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCK
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>>737479192
Reroll
THE NEWS REPORTERS
REPORTED THAT I DIED
BUT ALL MY ORGANS
WER LIVING ON INSIDE
CIRCUIT BOARD TO BRAIN
WITH TWO LUNGS COLLECTING CHANGE
ONE BIG HUMAN HEART
GENTLY BEEPING
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TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
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>>737479152
I might roll on them myself. Spam away
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>>737479300
Yeet, Bobby Kennedy made it through the power of Cabinet Man
Rolling to grant my dubs to the first reply to this post
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>>737479300
So is it bobby kennedy or.. the entirety of two trucks having sex
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>>737472258
sister fister
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>>737479407
it's bobby Kennedy lol
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Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
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>>737479454
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I have to go to the store and get some sleep tonight?
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>>737479481
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>Spend hundreds on a fish tank
>Cant put a $5 background on it

Fucking amateur hour over here
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My basement, uh.
Gonna show you my beautiful basement.
Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch.
I'll turn up the heat if it's too much.
I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire.
Turn on the dehumidifier.
I'm serious when I flick this next switch.
Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this."

My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
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In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
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I lie here every night.
I feel like if I focus
and think of getting smaller
I'll gradually get smaller.
And if I get small enough
My trains will seem much bigger
and I'll be the conductor.
The tiniest conductor.

OH!
Then whatchu gonna do?
Then whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do then, huh?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small
Like one inch tall
You won't see me coming at all
When I crawl into your ear late at night
Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight
And you think I'm just another bad dream
But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream
Little hands hold an artery shut
Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?
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>>737472258
Name one of the lamp eye tetras faggot
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Name any of them Daddy's little cumslut
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>>737479640
Is this a lemon demon thread now or something?
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There's blood all over my tit and I can't find the wound
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Adolf Hitler
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>>737479894
I'm trying to force one of the fish to be called an entire paragraph of Lemon Demon lyrics
I'm going to get those dubs one day
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>>737479587
Nigger do you ever use your tank to divide a room? You are seriously wasting your fishtanks potential

Mine is against a wall right now but this is a temporary spot
Also
>thinking ive spent hundreds on this tank
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>>737480048
RIP my wrist then.
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Animal Encounter
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Name a tetra sapnu puas
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Adolf Hitler
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>>737478166
one must be named Noonecaresaboutyourfuckingfish
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I had a dream that I was wearing a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)
Cuz I was Google Image Searching for a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)

AND IT WAS REALLY COOL. AND IT WAS REALLY FLY.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKED LIKE.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS WERE JEALOUS, EXCEPT MY BLIND FRIENDS.
IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.

And I was at a party hanging out with Mos Def.
Nobody else was dancing so I danced with Mos Def.
(I danced with Mos Def. I danced with Mos Def.)

WE DID AN AWESOME DANCE. WE HAD AN AWESOME TIME.
WE STARTED MAKING OUT, BUT THEN SOME PIZZA ARRIVED -- FUCK YES!
WE ATE THE WHOLE PIZZA, AND THE ENTIRE TIME
I NEVER TOOK OFF my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.
MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG.
MY MEGA RAD WIG. MY HELLA SWEET WIG. MY HOLY SHIT WIG.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
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Anal prolapse.
>>
GUYS I DID IT
LEMOM DEMON GOD DUBS I'M CRYING TEARS OF JOY
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>>737480278
I already did
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Creamy
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>>737480278
guys i care now im sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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name a lamp eye luci

if 33 name it apotheosis
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Fish breath.
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>>737480366
Oh fuck me. That's the last Tetra then
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>>737472258
Name the green cory fish Cory In The House
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>>737480105
I have a 125, cost practically nothing to throw some black felt on it and make the plants pop. Using it to divide a room only works if you have a half wall or a massive tank
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Niggerjuice Jones
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>>737480591
This tank usually divides my living and dining room. Why put on a background when its only going to be used for like 2 months? This tank is filled with bottom feeders that hide behind the plants and driftwood. If I didn't have it visable on all sides I'd miss out on half the action
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>>737480582
Reroll
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>>737480877
The green cory has already been named but I can make a Panda cory Cory in the House
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>>737480944
As long as a cory is named Cory In the House, all is good.
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Gills McTittyfuck
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>>737479784
I'm just gonna reroll this because it's honestly my favourite paragraph and then I'm done since it's nearly 6am and I need sleep (I'm supposed to be up by 9 and I've stayed up late solely because of your fucking fish)
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Clean on the inside, mud on the outside.
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Can you get a picture of Buttered Cock without the UV light?
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Niggerlips Fishlis
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Fligger Nipper
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>>737472258
Rolling for green cory... to be named in loving memory of my Jack Dempsey that died thisweek. Jaqueline
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Slippery when wet
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>>737481054


>>737481198
Oh god please sleep. I work in 5 hours myself but this thread took like an hour to pick up steam
Why im losing sleep to let the internet name my fish is beyond me
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>>737481302
He even posed for the picture
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>>737481425
You're doing gods work, my boy
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Smells like vaginal yeast infection
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Fuck this shit I'll never get to name a fucking fish.
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Crabs are superior to jellies
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>>737481425
420blzt
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>>737481693
reroll
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Name another Panda Cory "Newton "Newt" Livingston III"
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>>737481814
Reroll
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This guy has some really awesome color with the blue LEDs off
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>>737481425
Hey you forgot Bobby Kennedy
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>>737482383
Oh right. That was the last Tetra, right?
Sorry I got side tracked by having to write a whole verse of "My Trains"
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>>737482383
Uh yeah.. him. Hes Bobby
>i can totally tell these fish apart guys. I swear.
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Jimmy
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Name a cory Prison Pussy
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>inb4 OP falls asleep and just adds the winning names in the morning
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>>737482479
Yea, thanks m8, no worries
>>
Rolling for Peppered Cory Cat:

"Hitler x Stalin"
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>>737472258
hitler
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>>737483391
>>737483391
rerolling for green cory cat
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I bet this girl has a fishy smell. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM
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>>737483383
rerolling for peppered cory-cat

Hitler x Stalin
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Name one of the peppered cory catfish "Jude"
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name a panda cory Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
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>>737483696
rerolling for Jude on one of the pepper cory fish
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>>737483751
rererolling, i need this fish to be named jude
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rolling for peppered to be named Andy Sixx's Log Of Shit
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>>737483823
rerererawlling, if this isnt dubs i'll shoot myself
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Jew
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>>737483888
oh shit my dude
>>
>>737483888
winrar
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>>737483942
>oh shit my dude
>shit
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