Your task: Stick your dick in here and fuck till you bust a

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Why the fuck not.

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I fuck it

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>>737464382

>>737464382
Nah, I'm not into black chicks

>>737464487
/thread

>>737464557
Wtf man? Use a condom aids is bad enough we don't need another std going around

>>737464382
no. I will not get oral from this penguin

>>737464382

Nigger that's horse puss.

I'd do it for free. Hell, I'd pay to do it. A rancher could make a killing if he opened up a "mare brothel" in a state where bestiality is A-OK in the law's eye.

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>>737464770
That doesn't feel as good. It's clean bro

I might even do it for free. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not into horse pussy, but I haven't had sex in 7 years, I barely remember what pussy feels like. I just wanna feel that warm wetness again.

>>737464382
Will ANY evidence remain of the deed? If not, then yes.

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>>737464382
Do I get paid every time I cum? Cause I'd keep doing it...

mares are great wish I could afford one.

>>737464382
It's just a vagina.

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>>737464382

>>737464835
I mean...really? A killing? How much would you pay to fuck a horse? I mean I'd do it. For like, 20 bucks at the most though. I can go to a strip club for any more than that, feel on some real women and then come home and jerk off with stripper perfume still on me. That's better than horse pussy.

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>>737464943
>>737464912
>>737464557
>>737464382
wich one OP?

>>737465156
>jerking off with stripper perfume still on you
>fucking a horse

Are those really the only two options life had given you, anon?

>>737465156
>jerking off sad and alone in my house like a faggot is better than <any> pussy

Outed yourself as a huge fucking retard. Time to KYS.

>>737465156
Uh no. Horse pussy is better than some diseased whore's thigh.

>>737465378
You hold a good point but does it count if the strippers dead?

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Hell yeah

>>737464382
I'd do it for free

>>737465564
Nice.

>>737465334
No jackass, I'm just saying, regarding the sexual things I can do with money, I'd rather go to a strip club than fuck a horse.

>>737465338
Oh, yeah, I'm a retard. You're talking about fucking a HORSE, you moron. Rape is more acceptable than that.

>>737465378
Fuck off alt right faggot

>>737465564

Rarity?

>>737464382
Why is this even a fucking question? Its basically free money

>>737465224
Horse. horse pussy is warmer also.

>>737465647
What are you? Fucking gay?

>>737465647
Like a mad bitch, anon. You're like a mad bitch.

>>737464912
More.

>>737465813
For real? How bout you go ask 100 random people which is better, jacking off or fucking a horse.

>>737465647
Rape is not more acceptable than willing horse vagina you god damn sociopath.

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>>737465647
Rape > Fucking a Horse pussy.

ok

>>737465564
What a beauty. I'm sure this feels better than human vagina. Imagine those lips closing in your dick as you throw back and fourth. Must feel like heaven.

Probably like sticking your dick in a jar of mayonnaise

Ye boi

>>737465981
As you throb*

>>737465898
>thinks 100 random people would choose sex with an animal over masturbation

That's when you know you are in too deep

>>737465898
Fucking a horse sounds better than jerking off you fucking retard. If those are the only options than I'll take the horse

>>737466041
>Argues because of zoofilia and strange people
>In 4chan

Anyone got any Gif/webm of fucking female mare pussy

>>737466120
I bet your horse friendzones you, faggot

It's really only the sexually deprived that start seeing things like horses and children as viable sex options.

When you think of it that way, aren't women really to blame for pedophilia and bestiality? Some men go their entire lives without sex with a woman. Of course they will find alternatives. Nature must take a path.

>>737466077
Even worse, he said he'd rather jack off to the smell of their perfume still on him

>>737466237
You should calm.

>>737466151
Not that hard to find on the internet. Last time I posted photos I got a ban.

>>737466275
Dude, that can't be a very large percentage of people who have never had sex with anyone over a lifetime.

>>737466375
Why? It isn't even illegal in all of the US lol. Fucking mods

>>737465137
post moar like this

>>737466505
But I'm sure there are a very large percentage of people who've only done it once or twice.

>>737466561
It maybe is in Netherlands.

No, because I can't ejaculate unless I use my own hand.

>>737466275
Children are NEVER the answer. There is always someone for someone out there... Hot guy for hot girl... Midget guy for midget girl... Disabled guy for disabled girl... Obese guy for obese girl... Etc. There's always someone.

Horses... Well they're just horses and they probably like it.

>>737464605
This

>>737466308
He's gotten so lonely instead of getting laid he goes to strip clubs and smells the strippers there.

'Murica should REALLY legalize prostitution, no bullshit no beating around the bush, pay for your fuck and get out. No wining and dining and games. Rape would go down and woman will have to make themselves useful again considering the only commodity that have is put up on the market with a competitive prices tag.

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>>737466275
Objectively false? Plenty of zoophiles/pedophiles have had sex with their preferred partners before and still be those things. Also, there are female zoophiles/pedophiles.

>>737466561
Probs because mods are a bunch of kids. Wasn't even bestiality I was posting, just regular photos of horse dicks.

>>737466813
That would mean women can have a job doing basically nothing. There will be more women millionares making 150 bucks an hour... And the men will stay making shit wages.

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>>737466902
I love me some farm girls. So submissive and if they're willing to fuck a horse, you know they're willing to do anything else in bed.

>>737466608
True. At least not on the reg

>>737466964
So? Pornographic "actresses" already do that.
Stacy down the street is gonna have to quit the bullshit and games and learn how to cook/clean/be a proper woman when you can just buy the only thing she has going for her presently.

And before you argue "Then all women will just be stupid useless sluts who get paid for nothing" they already do. The only difference is our uglys muggs could finally get laid without all the bullshit.

>>737464382
>$800
fuck no

>>737464382
yep

>>737464382
$800 to fuck a nigger, no thanks

>>737466964
because pornstars and strippers dont already do this...
legal prostitution is 1000x better than homos like you (illegally) fucking horses and kids

>>737464382
Absolutely

Not to contribute to the Neckbeardian misogyny circle jerk, but has anyone noticed how greatly the odds are stacked toward women in the workplace?

If a place of employment has a male manager, he will bend over for his female employees while the males struggle. The female can be rude, bossy and a total bitch, and do next to nothing, and not a word is said. The male employee is expected to be optimal and efficient, and pick up the female's work when she is behind, which she always is because she doesn't work.

If you have a female manager, she will work the men like dogs and go easy on the females because "men are supposed to work harder", and this is totally fine and not considered sexism or illegal discrimination.

What the fuck?

>>737464382
i wouldnt do it for 8,000 fucking 800

>>737468038
That's only found in retail and fact food cuck king jobs, work for a mom and pop store or get a trade job where there's no women and bants are plentiful.

>>737468038
none of that is true on the whole

That's a rare picture of the supposedly extinct Negroid Bastard Snapping Turtle thought to have lived in the nigger holes in the south

>>737464382
I would pay $800 to do that

faggots

>>737468918
>putting your wee wee in a bagoo is gay

>>737464382
Can I at least kiss her first?

>>737467769
Homos?

The thread's about fucking a mare. Sounds like a straight people disfunction to me.

>>737467769
Prostitution and bestiality are fine tho

>>737468038
>>737468235
>>737468244
Actually, in Australia they recently had to pause a policy that made hiring and promotions gender neutral. No names or gender in the resumes considered for hiring.

They put it in place so women wouldn't be discriminated against by sexist managers. Instead, males saw a bump in treatment and women fell back.

They put a hold on the policy and said, "It was supposed to go the other way around!"

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You guys are goin to jail

>>737470596
Do what?

>>737464912
Youre tall af bro

>>737465224
Both, repeatedly

>>737470596
>his country doesn't allow horse tom foolery

>>737464382
I've fucked black girls before for free.

>>737464382
Is do it for 20

>>737470722
>>737470722
>>>737464912
>Youre tall af bro
It's called a small horse

>>737465647
Weird typically op is the one being a fag

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>horses want to get banged non-stop every 3 weeks
>human cunts lie and steal half your shit as soon as possible

>>737464382
hell yeah. lost my virginity to a mare

Slut expose for loving horse dick
give her your vote!
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1105436x03004f2b-46

>>737472424
anymore of her or any other slut like this?

Begging for GUILTY GEAR Xrd -REVELATOR- Deluxe Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KAPUYA/

>>737472153
Details?

>>737464382
literally a farm a couple blocks down with horses. should i go out one night and try or should i say fuck it and keep my life?

>>737464382
and get kicked by the horse hell no

>>737464382
So I get $800 every time I bust a nut raw in sweet Mare pussy?

Get me a beer, a pack of boner pills and 3 bottles of Gatorade.

I'm going until we're both sore.

>>737464912
Fuck it

>>737473123
Are you any good with horses? Also how detached from the house is the barn because they will make a bunch of noise.

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>>737465647
>Rape is more acceptable than that.

>>737473422
pretty far. got any tips for me /b/rother

>>737464382
easy nuff. ok

>>737466867
kek

>>737472424
all girl should have a profile picture on fb just like her last picture!

>>737474332
bump! Yes i wish!

>>737464382
$800 bucks is $800 bucks ;P

>>737473422
Horses I've dealt with when fence jumping hardly make any noise at all.

>>737465782
+1 and softer. Less drama attached too.

>>737476184
During the day is one thing waking them up by jumping into the coral and then trying to take one away ends up raising a racket even more so if you have tack with you.

Dogs > horses

>>737464382
HELL YES 12/10 WILL DO AGAIN EVERY CHANCE I GET!

>>737476541
The time of day did and does not matter. Again, in my experience. Maybe the horses you've dealt with just spook easily.

I don't try to force the horses away though, maybe that's the difference. Seriously, horses are hella curious so it's not hard to get them to come to you.

>>737476947
The herd you're dealing with makes a big difference. Level of socialization with people as well. Geldings vs stallions when you take the mare away. I guess you are right to many varaibles for a /b// thread

hell yeah, fuck i'll do it for free too

>>737477220
Yeah.

So far I've been lucky. No stallions in the group I've visited, they even keep the geldings separated from the mares, and the mares are calm as a cucumber.

>>737476947
How does one fence hop intelligently? What's the best way if say you have never been near those (or any) particular horses before?

>>737472063
you got moar?

>>737477856
If you've never been near a horse before, read up on their behaviors and their body language. It's extremely important. Once you drilled that information, begin by dealing with them with a fence between them and yourself. Only fence jump when you can interact with a horse without any fear and still pay attention to their signals. They are very cautious animals, despite being very curious. It may sound like a contradiction... and maybe they are a bit like that. As long as you know what they tell you and you can remain calm even when they start stressing... it should be fine. It can still go to hell though, so be ready for that too.

>>737472063
Holy shit this is great

I need to stop coming to these threads, this is something I'm trying to get over

>>737478144
Seconded. Love those webms.

does anyone know the names of some good bestiality websites? I'm not talking shit like the beast forum that takes 10 hours to download a single video.

I know of videozoofilia, but its dead; there was a better one but I forgot the name, something like xvideos com/zoo

>>737465564
I would rather fuck this than a nonwhite human woman

>>737479228
Barnlove.com and petsex.com

Hosted under the same domain, but barnlove is for animal on animal stuff, and petsex is animal on girl

There's also gaybeast.com if you're into that (same thing but men on animals)

>>737479228
brutal5.org but you better have a good adblocker

>>737478278
If I were to try to get a horse used to me what would be good things to do? bring it food? talk to it? there are horses on farms all around me so surely one could be possible to familiarize myself with. also would be pretty worried about angry farmers

>>737479511

those are all shitty sites that try to get you to spend money

>>737479817
I know but it's better than nothing

>>737479817
then what's the best site, fam?

>>737464382
I'd let someone else do it and lick it out for an extra $400

>>737464382
i'd do if for free, faggot

>>737480026
Pornsocket

>>737480026
>>737480021
Pornsocket, but you have to do a little workaround for it (You don't have to register, it's easy once you figure it out).

>>737479919
horse pussy definitely IS NOT loose
youre fucking the wrong horse, anon.
the one ive been fucking is tight as hell.

Where's the mr. hands video?? Guy dies after sex with a horse

what happened to http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/
??? its a 404 every time I try to go

8164890576

He will let you slap him in the face with it for a potato.

>>737464382
you stupid faggot fuck off with these threads

>>737482899
Kek you bumped and saved this thread

>>737481761
FBI :(

>>737465647
Don't be mad at us because you haven't had your fair share of bare mare

>>737465137
Looks really like a horse. Im Not sure of my small cock climbing that big pussy!

>>737481180
Why?

Nah i'll just go to work next week and not be scarred for life.

>>737464382
yep

>>737464382
Sure, why not?

That doesn't seem like a fair trade. Most of us would do it for free

>>737464382
Christ, I may even do it for free

>>737481180
The sex act that killed him was not filmed. He survived the video you're thinking of.

>>737465564
I can smell this image through my computer screen

>>737464382
Yes

>>737464912
why in the fuck would you fuck a horse

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>>737466585

>>737465662
leave

>>737465662
Nope, Celestia. :^)

>>737464382
would feel weird to lose my virginity to a fucking horse but that's a lot of dosh

>>737468038
>>737468038
Kind of agree most of the time, with a few acceptions.

I work in a factory and our managers a woman she mucks in with the rest of us, covers breaks, gets shit done and accidently bends over whilst wearing her g-string.

Women like that are too fucking rare though.

are there any man anal drilling horses vids?

>>737465564

I fucking swear this is the most well-known horse pussy in the world. How many goddamned years old is this?

>>737464557
amen brother

>>737464382
Is that your mother?

>>737464382
I'd do that shit for free

>>737464382 (OP)
yeah, i'd do that. a lot. and once the money runs out I'd do it free of charge.