It's that time again darlings and dolls! W-welcome back

>>737458739
Fuck off, Weeb.

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Hey kids wanna buy augmentations

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Hi Alice.

>>737458739
Fuck off, trap.

>>737458805
You fuck off.

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>>737458805
*kiss* W-what a warm welcome Anonymous <4

Unfortunately, our dish today is unfertilized eggs, s-so no need for the salt!

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>>737458739
YOU ARE LATE ALICE!

Cooking thread hype! ~CC

>>737458805
>>737458867
same fag

>>737458739
you no nippon
baka gaijin

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>>737458898
:O

OP is a dick whistling thunderfaggot.

>>737458739
take a pic where i can see your boots

>>737458898
Alice, have you shown us your pussy yet?

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>>737458867
I'm n-not a trap, sorry <4

>>737458862
Hi s-star lord <4

>>737458856
I never asked f-for this.

>>737458908
Oh m-my. How unprofessional of m-me.

>>737458898
Greetings, Alice. May I ask a personal question?

>>737458739
Hey my waifu. I am currently jerking it too you.

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I still love you though.

What the fuck is this horseshit?

Scrambled eggs are good. I like eating them with a grilled cheese

>>737458898
Listen here ya dirty girl, I'm going to make fart sounds by blowing on your belly and youre going to like it!

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>>737458739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HlqMcVf357

-Koi

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>>737458971
Feet are prohibited in this thread

People are about to eat, you know

>>737458986
Yes

>>737459009
I did :33

Hmmm... What is it today?

Isn't there a stream of this?

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>>737458958
I'm f-female, sorry.

>>737458971
N-no thank you.

>>737458986
I'm s-sure it's leaked a time or t-two.

>>737459020
Go f-for it.

>>737459038
Love and c-cheer <4

And food.

>>737458739
-brings Alice a cup of tea- <3

>>737458867
Didn't know op was a trap. Gross.

wear cute shorts again pls

>>737459131
>>737458971
ok, then can you make a hard boiled egg too

>>737458739
cute dress

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>>737459141
I'm n-not.

>>737459138
Excuse m-me, I select the tea around here.

Let's see what we get....

Looks l-like Blueberry Super Fruit, an herbal tea!

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>>737459009
Not Star Lord but close enough. Sup?

>>737459131
I am curious about the color of your nipples. I imagine them to be caramel-colored.

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>>737459257
That sound really good actually

>>737459257

IS THERE A CAT???

I WANT TO SEE THE CAT

>>737459088
source ? link? Anything?

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Do you really have to teach people how to make it?

Hell I made them when I was like 8 years old, are people really that terrible at cooking now these days? Its like you cracks few eggs in a bowl, whisk the fuck out of it and pour it on low-med and scramble it for a bit. Add some spinach, salt pepper and anything else like mushroom, onions or diced peppers.

>>737458739
these dubs confirm Alice has a dick

/thread

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>>737459332
It's a dog.

I wish WebMs loaded on this 3Ds
[spoiler] Yes, I'm on my 3Ds [/spoiler]

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>>737459296
incorrect

>>737459335
I don't want to be literally killed

>>737459381
>posts tama

That's a cat

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>>737459306
R-right? Let me pour y-you a cup!

>>737459332
No, that is Nano, t-the smolest dog in t-the world.

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>>737459448
Why thank you!

Hi Alice. How are you doing?

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>>737459448
When is your birthday Alice?

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>>737459439
Alice has a Dog.

>>737459131
I came inside a customers drink. She ordered tea and kinda reminded me of you. I think she noticed.

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>>737459448
Eggs are laifu,.. ok back to BotW, I still need to beat it. E> ya Alice make something delicious!

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>>737459306
L-let me pour you a cup!

For real this time!

>>737459557
spilt it on the table messy bitch

>>737459257
*o* -admires your selection and gets the mugs-

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>>737459535
W-well Sky, since you w-won't be here, let m-me at least give you the ingredients list <4

>>737459624
They c-can't all be winners.

Hey Alice.
Do you play Fate Grand Order USA?

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>>737459557
May I have a cup Alice?

>>737459439
Correct me, please! What color are they?

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>>737459511
I know all about Nano but Tama is a cat

>>737459557
Oooo ~

>>737459557
Is it safe to have so many knives in a kitchen? I might visit and kill myself with one..

>>737459725
Not safe for morons like you.

>>737459725
do it man, the afterlife is better than this

>>737459654
Alice do you ever do drugs. Wanna get fucked up with me? Or is your condition a contraindication?

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>>737459680
Nipples are 1 of 5 different colors, you already picked 1 wrong, keep guessing

>>737459725
>>737459751
woah hold up why do we need knives for eggies?

For once /b/ is interesting.

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>>737459661
Nope.

>>737459675
Yep <4

>>737459651
Thank y-you very much <4

>>737459725
No one w-will be visiting me sadly <4


Now, always be sure to put your eggs in water to see if they float. If they don't, they are safe to consume <4 Otherwise, t-they probably have gas in them from bacteria and y-you should throw them out.

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>>737458739
Oi love member me?

>>737459819
I would take out my unwashed dick and rape your throat, until you can barely breathe anymore.

What is this thread and who's OP?

You fags know this is a trap right?

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>>737459792
Reimu and I d-do so every night during our hotbox stream: http://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox at 10PM EST every weekday!

>>737459817
I'm g-glad to hear it Anonymous <4

>>737459905
W-welcome back <4


Now crack your eggies. Should be easy enough.

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>>737459713
My image had nothing to do with what I was saying.

>>737459819
Actually solid advice

>>737459819
>short fingernails
>masculine hands

if you're going to pretend to be a woman, at least grow your nails long faggot

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>>737459817
Every day my nigga

>>737459819
I could visit you but think of the consequences

>>737459938
jesus fuck anon, at least wash it

nobody likes smegma

>>737458739
Oh shit, I'm late

>>737459819
i would chop your head off and fuck your bleeding throat fucking tranny, my dick is getting hard just by thinking of it

>>737459654
You are a very nice girl. You have brightened up my day.

Yet I still don't get why some people water/milk their eggs. I just stir them and salt them and that's it, and never met anyone else doing it any other way.

>>737459819
>>737459968
I like your hands Alice.

>>737459968
10/10 catch

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>>737459951
speak english?

>>737459956
this is news to me dude holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>737459971
I'm going to bully you

>>737460053
stop that

>>737459968
why the fuck are you eating eggs for dinner out of your dogs bowl??

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>>737459938
G-good to know <4

>>737459956
I'm a b-biological girl, but t-thank you for saying I'm pretty <4

>>737459951
*waves* I'm Alice, n-nice to meet you!

>>737459988
I aim t-to please <4

>>737459997
M-my fingers are so dainty and s-small I c-could probably even fit your dick in them!

>>737460041
Better late t-then red!

>>737460066
It m-makes them fluffier dear

Allow me to demonstrate <4

>>737459819
>>737459819
-learns to egg too! Is a good night-

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>>737458739
Hello Alice!!
Always a pleasure to see you!

>>737459968
almost a perfect loop webm

WHY U FUK IT UP WHY U DO DIS

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>>737459819
do you have a discord or kik? i need recipes and cooking tips, i fucking suck at cooking

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>>737460119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F3UDftZfzH
-Koi

>>737459968
AAAA stop, you dont add water/milk AAAAAAAAAA

>>737460156
Dude what the fuck. Where were you when I was in culinary school?

my dick is getting bigger and bigger by thinking of raping your manly and hairy ass, would you let me fuck you for an eternity?, dont bother to give me a answer, i will do it regardless of what you say

>>737458739
who are you cooking today clarise?

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>>737460100
YUSH!

>>737460135
T-that is a bowl for humans d-dear <4
At least, ones beneath me that is.

>>737460203
And y-you <4

>>737460244
N-no, just a chat <4
https://anekiho.me/chat2
Now whisk those bastards like this is 'Nam and you are going to town on some Kong.

Can you please just show your face?

>>737460156
>G-good to know <4

If you would now record a vocaroo where you would say something dirty, I think I would cum so hard.

>>737460156
Yup I'm 90 days clean today out of rehab and in a sober recovery program new phone so no renton photos.
-rentboy

>>737460360

i'd rather just see her nasty hairy pussy

>>737459799
Then, I will guess...pink?

Hey Alice. I have a request. Make Kvass please

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>>737460301
I j-just did it <4

>>737460311
Right h-here on /b/ <4

>>737460360
I absolutely c-can <4
I just, you now. Won't.

>>737460377
I'm v-very proud of you dear <4
Now look, I like to use butter because I'm basically an asian Paula Deen, but if you have dietary restrictions, a little canola oil will do as well. Don't use olive oil, it'll burn.

Oldfag here. Anyone care to explain what this shit is about?

>>737460413
Its not hairy nor nasty, actually. I fucked her in hs.

Proper whisking would be using your wrist instead of hand Alice.

>>737460023
>nobody likes smegma

well she likes it, because my waifu is a naughty girl

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>>737460257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rs7PuoLnRR

>>737460301
yes you do, add water for fluffy, add milk for creamy

that's how you eggs!!!

>>737460417
y-eney

hello

>>737460460
what is that?

>>737460066
Get's the eggs more fluffy ^-^

>>737459799
Wait how do you know what color Alice's nipples are?

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New to this type of thread,
what do we do?

>>737460476
Who's paying you to do this?
Can someone post her tits?

>>737460370
>>737460476

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>>737460488
C-clearly not an oldfag, g-given I've been making these threads for six years and Alice h-has been on /b/ for ten.

Joining last summer doesn't make you an oldfag dear <4

>>737460508
N-nerve damage makes that difficult s-sadly <4

>>737460574
C-cook along at home!
Now, as I said before, you need to cook these SLOW. SLOW as mollasses. Slow as no fap november. Slow as /b/ is right now.

Slow as fuck.

-squeaks and sets out a bowl of gluten free pears- ^.^

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>>737460488
Alice is from 2011 and if you were an actual oldfag you would know that

If you mean ancientfag, well, hi

I've been here since 2006ish and I have a problem as a boomerang

>>737460522
ewwwwwww your"re waifu a slut!!!

>>737460555
shhh

>>737460574
we cook! well, she cooks, and I eat. that's the deal.

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>>737458739

>>737460476
the website wont work, pls get discord, i need too learn too cook

>>737460531
It's what Russians drink. In summer. In winter, Kvass give ancient Slav power

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>>737460488
It's a cooking lesson.
Welcome, oldfag.

>>737459257
what kinda doggo is that

>>737460661
I don't wanna shhh though. I wanna know how you know.

Stop posting webms goddammit. I'm on an iPad.

>>737459819
What is that stamp? Is it a "these eggs are pasteurized stamp"? I thought they only did that in Japan.

>>737458739
Alice, what is the way to cook four niggers?

>>737459819
that's most definitely a man's forearm and hand

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Help me /b/ros to take out the thrash of our glorious board

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>>737460476

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>>737460607
she pays herself and not today anon

>>737460646
are those GMO and MSG free? I don't vaccinate my fruit.

>>737460679
is it alcohol?

>>737460729
well we can't always get what we want, huh?

>>737460637
Why don't you play fate go?>>737460637

>>737460053
lel

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>>737460637
>>737460661
Thanks amigos

>>737460661
>ewwwwwww your"re waifu a slut!!!

Yeah alice is a slut. I have been edging it for a longing time and I am waiting for a vocaroo where she orders me to cum. I love my mistress alice. If she would order me to lick her hairy and smelly armpits, well I would do it.

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>>737460607
No one? I s-spend my own money to d-do this, and I g-give away a ton of money each month to Anonymous.

Why would I need to be paid to help /b/?

>>737460664
Nah <4

>>737460676
T-try better <4

>>737460706
Toy teacup yorkie.

>>737460772
S-sorry, but you are wrong yet again <4


Remember t-to tend to your eggs like you would a child. Then eat them. Also like a child.

>>737460637
Suck my cock trap, don't you dare question my oldfaggines.

>>737460661
Yep. Perhaps I mean ancientfag. I've been lurking this shithole for I dont know. 7 or 8 years maybe, and never seen this thing.
So, is this a girl or a guy in disguise?

>>737460774
#NotYourArmy

>>737460804
Well sorry for being curious anon.

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>>737460833
YASSSSS

>>737460476
nice man shoulders

I really admire what you do for us Alice. I've never personally gotten advice from you but it warms my heart to see that you care about us in this cesspool.

Thank you.

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>>737460794
Ah y-yes, reflections s-surely make my vagina wilt away.

Try harder man.

>>737460814
I d-don't play garbage <4

>>737460835
I'm a b-biological girl, once again p-proving you are a newfag <4


Now to go with your trip to the hospital via waaaambulance, also b-be sure to salt and pepper up your eggies <4

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>>737460835
100% female, newfag.

>>737460833
Please my mistress send me a vocaroo and tell me to cum? I will even lick your feet.

>>737460794
I don't get it. What is this supposed to be showing?

>>737459358
things can often be more complex than people might think, for example some people season the eggs BEFORE they cook them and that makes the resulting product less juicy and more watery as opposed to cooking them and seasoning them as they finish cooking

>>737460833
Any advice for coping with negative feelings?

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>>737460833
is there any other place i can contact pls im dying

>>737460833
alice, your eggs infuriate me. also why are you eating them for dinner? is this something you recorded in the morning?

IT WAS YOU THE ONE WHO KILLED MY CAT?, YOU FUCKED UP FUCKING TRANNY, I WILL TRACE YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FAMILY, MY RAGE WILL BE OVER ONCE I RAPED ALL YOUR HOLES, AND IF I DONT GET SATISFIED ENOUGH I WILL MAKE YOU NEW ONES WITH MY NAILS AND TEETH

>>737460934
Pinkie out, we are truly witnessing high society cooking here folks

>>737460804
:< -hasn't seen their vaccination records but assumes they have been well cared for away from the propaganda of Tits McCarthy-

>>737460794
Your intelligence is in the single digits, isn't it?

>>737460804
Technically, made from boiling rye bread, potatoes and raisins, then pour the liquid into her with raisins, sugar yeast and lemon slices. Leave to ferment in warm place for 2 days

>>737460833
I'm triggered. Why are you pushing them all to the center? Spread them for even cooking. Reeee

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>>737460830
ew that's grossss

>>737460898
no need to apologize c:

>>737460965
a human

>>737458739
T-R-A-P

>>737461022
*into jar

>>737460934

why wouldnt you add the salt and pepper sooner? would allow the pepper to cook and the salt to mix through the egg, no?

>>737459819
how big are those eggs lol?
or you just have tiny hands?

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>>737458739
Alice can you cook a
oneless izza?

>>737460531
>>y-eney

Is that a yes?

And, hello to you.

>>737459968
dude water srsly? ewww

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>>737461081
Boneless Pizza*
My bad

>>737461055
Truly real Alice, pussy?

>>737461070
Some people add it after some people add it right before taking them off the skillet. Doesn't change much. Just preference

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>>737460972
what kind of negative feels?

>>737460979
eggs are timeless!

>>737460993
what

>>737461015
Well, that's a name I trust, but I'm warning you. If I taste science I'm going to talk to my husband about this.

>>737461022
I don't drink booze :s

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>>737460972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v6McXzFwJe
-Koi

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I WILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT WITH A SPOON AND COOK THEM WITH BLOOD AND OIL, DO YOU THINK THAT THIS DISH WILL DO TO SATISFY MY HUNGER?

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>>737460908
T-thanks, I had them p-put in over my dainty and slender female ones <4

>>737460930
It's m-my honor dear

>>737460977
S-sure, I'll be streaming on twitch soon: celtyplays

>>737460979
Because t-they are delicious!

>>737461008
Thaaaaaat's me!

>>737461055
A-U-T-I-T-S-T

>>737461075
My h-hands are tiny and d-delicate.


Alright l-loves, breakfast for dinner is served!

>>737461046
>ew that's grossss

You wouldn't understand. I can only imagine that her sweaty armpits taste like heaven.
I imagine her rubbing my dick with her foot.

>>737461226
Marry me

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>>737458739
Alice, just wanted to say thanks again for the grocery money you sent me. My gut is full, and I appreciate it.

>>737461178
Alcohol content is only about 0.5% if made right. Lighter than beer

Tfw never gone have alice cook you a meal, make you tea n tell you everything is okay

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Oh shit, you got the JOKING HAZARD. I hadn't played it and I owned it for like 6 months.

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>>737461226

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>>737461219
such edgy.

>>737461226
>breakfast for dinner is served!

Oh how I would like to rub my dick cheese on your food. I know you would like it my waifu.

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>>737461226
Turkey Bacon? Come on, Alice. Have a little self respect, why don't you?

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>>737461226
LEARN HOW TO WRITE OR I WILL CRACK ALL YOUR FINGERS WITH A HAMMER

>>737461226
Is 4 for 4chan or for 4lice?

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>>737461102
I don't understand the question?

>>737461126
I already am on it!

>>737461237
pls stop that's gross ;n;

>>737461307
that may be okay but anon I weight like 140 pounds

>>737461226
i know you are a trap bitch, hope u get raped by 100 niggers

>>737458739
I'm concerned. Does anyone actually play the Touhou games or is everyone just obsessed with the loli girls it has?

>>737461226
seems great

>>737461384
>pls stop that's gross ;n;

Not until she tells me to cum and talks dirty to me in a vocaroo.

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>>737458739
cook a shroom, an allucinogen one, them go outside and say to the first person you see "THIS IS THRASH, YOU NIBBA!" and post results in a video

>>737459968
>not one handed cracking your eggs

if you are teaching cooking you should at least be able to one hand crack the eggs

>>737461384
I mean you could just not put yeast in it. Won't taste as good but it would still be kvass

So Alice breads happen all the time now?
That's nice I guess

>>737461115
>Cooking "show"
>Does nothing but brew tea and scramble eggs
>Adds water?... Uh... Gross
>Doesn't even add ham, cheese, bacon, sausage. Just peppered scrambled eggs...
This is a massive waste of thread space Mr. Obvious Trap
Also learn to cook a real meal before making a "cooking show". Make some lasagna from scratch, learn to wrap sushi, make your own seasoning and make pan-seared baked chicken. Don't waste our fuckin time

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>>737461371
THERE'S PLENTY MORE OF THAT IF YOU WISH, IT'S NOT LIKE I WILL STOP POSTING THIS IF YOU DONT WANT MORE YOU KNOW

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>>737461219
Wew.
You need to switch to decaf..

>>737461555
FUCK YEA SHOW THESE NORMIE FUCKS Xd

>>737461476
I like to smash eggs on my forehead tbh, more manly that way.

>>737461530
Take it easy, buddy. Let's see your OC.

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ANYONE THINK THAT A FLUTE MADE OUT OF HUMAN BONES WILL SOUND BETTER THAN A FLUTE MADE FROM ANY OTHER MATERIAL?

heard that Alice has shown her pussy, anyone got source?

>>737461226
Alice you are one of the few OC saviors of /b/ thank you so much for the community you have build around you and the content you provide. It's nice to see that /b/ isn't fully transformed into /gif/

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>>737461442
I actually do play the games yes

PCB and LLS are my favorites also sue me I like PC-98

DDC was really cool too but the danmaku was subpar

>>737461446
I'm done with you

>>737461491
Maybe soon, I need to research this

>>737461680
yeah its on google

>>737461660
Me and my friend cooked fuckin' carnitas tacos on cam then fucked before, going through each instruction ._.

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>>737461644
>>737461555
So much newfaggotry, so little time

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>>737461384
Thank :3

>>737460476
>Don't use olive oil, it'll burn.

pretty fucking solid i like you you give wonderful advice

>>737461737
Or go check out life of Boris. Learn how to Slav

>>737460156
You put water in scrambled eggs nigger what the fuck are you doing

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>>737461290
It's m-my honor, Anonymous. As soon as I p-pay rent, I'll send m-more.

>>737461351
I'm d-doing that right now <4


W-well Anonymous? How is it?

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>>737461644
I'LL DO IT, BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU SAID SO

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>>737461668
Is that you anon?

>>737460156
AND NO SPRINKLE OF SALT?
if alice didnt have a feminine penis i swear he'd be shit

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>>737461798
the cheeky breeky guy with the blin? I know of him yes, not a subscriber tho

>>737461842
aaaa, I WANT IT SO BAD

>>737461842
Delicious just like your hairy pussy.

>>737461842
Beeeeaaaddd

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>>737461842
>It's m-my honor, Anonymous. As soon as I p-pay rent, I'll send m-more.
You are the best.

>>737461842
Why do you say fate go is garbage?

>>737461737
Ah glad to hear someone actually plays the games. I agree DDC was a bit subpar with the patterns. I also hated #15. Hopefully #16 is better, the demo was pretty good.

>>737460934
Nevermind, as gay as you are for using WATER, you did use some seasoning so I rescind 50% of my statement

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>>737461696
I d-do my best dear <4

>>737461795
Glad t-to be of service <4

>>737461915
I'm a b-biological girl, sorry <4


>>737461939
>>737461950
>>737461964
T-thank you Anonymous <4
Kind of.

W-well guys, that's m-my show <4
I hope you all enjoyed it <4

>>737461842
Pepsi master race, i like this trap

>>737461842
Can I get a Crystal Pepsi instead?

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>>737461842
perfect

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>>737461901
NO DUDE I THINK THAT THE BEAUTY STANDARDS OF ACTUAL SOCIETY AREN'T FIT ENOUGH FOR MY FACE, I WOULD BE CONSIDERED UGLY, EVEN MORE THAN THE GUY OF THE PIC

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>>737462052
>>737462051

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>>737462033
T-thank you, thank you.

>>737462051
Not a t-trap.

>>737462052
No


Well, after d-dinner, I like t-to have a little entertainment <4 I'll b-be streaming on Twitch at CeltyPlays if you w-want to join me.

As well, if you need ANYTHING AT ALL, feel free to contact me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2


With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2 signing off <4

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>>737462017
LoLK was hot garbage dude

Clownpiss and mgmg were cute but man was the story just bad

Wecome Shit

>>737462052
I have 3 month old expired crystal pepsi I would not recommend it

>>737462039
Take care!!

>>737462039

where the fuck did that bacon come from?

we never saw you cook that. that wasn't part of the show D:

>>737462221
So it's Alice aneki

>>737462221
What a jewish scheme, getting summerbois to give you their parents money, if i could I'd wife you

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>>737462221
Good night, Alice
See you Monday!!

(((Sips))

>>737462039
it's obligatory to try the food and exaggerate how good it is

p-please e-eat it a-alice

>>737461892
I NEED TO SMOKE MORE WEED TO WRITE THINGS, AND ALSO TO GIVE MYSELF MORE EDGY POINTS FOR TELLING EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET

>>737462039
i really did, i just got here a few minutes ago and wen through all you posts, i love how you add your seasoning after you cook, all my life my family has added the seasoning to the raw eggs and they've always been weird but i went to cooking school and learned that messes up the eggs. I wish i had someone like you growing up to teach me how to properly cook something as simple as fucking eggs

>>737462338
shes been posting for six years dude she makes plenty of money doesnt need yours lmao she literally bought groceries for someone in this thread

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iim gonna go eat pioza lads my boneless pizza is here goodbye

>>737462422
she posts every friday so just show up

>>737461781
>>737461892
This is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices
>What is "Satire", Alex?

>>737462221
i love this girls twitch its she gets so mad

>>737462259
Eh, I don't play Touhous for the story. Just the patterns. The stories were never that great to me. I've been spoiled by CAVE <3

>>737462655
CAVE sucks

>>737462615
yeah its pretty great also she has great legs

>>737462695
Blasphemy!

>>737462787
the truth will set you free dude

>>737462828
If that's so then I choose to remain in the matrix. It's nicer here.

>>737462907
okay bluepill

>>737462221
>>>737462051
>Not a t-trap.

Even if you're not, you're still awesome as fuck.

>>737462495
yeah thats great now but im already 22 and even went through cooking school im saying it would have been great to grow up with someone who actually knew what the fuck they were doing in the kitchen

>>737458739
Thanks for today's lesson, Alice. I didn't know about that trick to check the eggs in water.

>>737462954
shes a biological female and she is awesome

wtf /b/ what have you became?

>>737462991
dunno what to tell you dude help alice out

>>737463028
alice has been posting for six years
this isnt what /b/ has become
its what /b/ HAS BEEN

>>737458958
suspicions have validity

>>737463092
no they dont not without evidence

>>737463091
>fucking six years?
>navigating here since 2009

WTF

>>737463290
yeah this alice has posted since 2011 and the original alice is from 2007
you are late to the party newfag lurk moar

>>737460761

Eggland's Best - it's just a "EB" so they can rape you on price.

>>737459968
Thank You for using Eggland's Finest, Best most fresh eggs. You make ZUN proud.

>>737463536
our alice is best alice

>>737460156
>water in eggs
I'm so disappointed

>>737463468
Thanks for answering my question anon. That was going to bother me all day.

>>737463644
it makes them fluffier dipshit

>>737460476
clean that nasty pan you filthy slut

>>737461022
This is now a hooch thread

>>737463759
that pan is shining are you retarded

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>>737463733
Breh...

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Translación: ok mary jane , open your legs!

>>737464048
oh yeah I totally buy kik more than someone who has spent six years posting in cosplay cooking threads

>>737464136
I just have unread messages you dip..
Literally Google "water in scrambled eggs" see what the fuck pops up...

>>737460930
this ain't no cesspool. It could be filled with HRC nudes and communist worship... more than it is. /b/ over CNN any day MOTHERFUCKERS

>>737464195
>water in scrambled eggs
I did look

https://www.popsugar.com/food/Scrambled-Eggs-Water-43048421

you were fucking wrong

>>737464048
I think the idea with water is that the water itself will boil and in doing so produce steam which will make the eggs fluffier.

Similar logic is used in some types of baking. For instance a croissant doesn't use any yeast or baking powder. Instead the baker creates a thin layer of butter inside a flattened piece of dough and then they fold it over a thousand times (actually only a few times, if it's folded too many times the croissant will burn). When the croissant is baked the water in the butter boils and causes the croissant to rise/expand almost as if it had yeast or baking powder.

>>737462221
Fuck off patreon shilling faggot

>>737464322
nothing wrong with communism dude

>>737464452
she didn't even post a patreon.
you are literally the only person to mention it
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>737464195
http://www.seattlepi.com/lifestyle/food/article/Expert-settles-debate-about-mixing-water-or-milk-1304297.php

looks like there are different opinions.

>>737464532
almost like its an opinion not an independently verifiable fact

>>737462277
That's because it's *not* cooked. enjoy your salmonella slices!

>>737464410
>>737464447
If you prefer large, firm curds, use medium-high heat and occasional stirring. You can also create a more silky, custard-like curd by adding about 1 Tbs. of cream, milk, or water for every large egg, which dilutes the proteins and raises the coagulation temperature.

That's all it's doing, it's lazy-cooking the eggs
Science bitch

>>737464506
Off yourself you white knight little autistic faggot

>>737464753
ad yet people disagree with you
its not science its opinion bitch
it dont do shit

>>737464810
again where did she post her patreon you faggot you are the only one who mentioned it
now answer my question: what the fuck is wrong with you

>>737458862
<< Yo buddy, still alive? >>

>>737464822
I just told you what it did... Literally just then in my last post

>>737464048
no that fucking wrong you fuck

sure if you just stir it in but properly whisked eggs will emulsify with the water (also it helps to whisk some air in as well)

>>737464136
try the entirety of the cooking world and knowledge from centuries past that has been tried, tested, and refines constantly since inception
kik proving a single person wrong? maybe
Kik proving an entire dedicated field wrong? fuck no

also since when does the ingredients make something automatically overcooked, like if i add water to the eggs BAM i have overcook raw eggs

>>737464753
More water in eggs -> can be cooked at higher temperatures?

>>737462221
cancerous e-begging cunt

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>>737462221

>>737464974
no you didnt you made an assertion with no evidence

>>737464986
yeah that person is dumb as fuck

>>737464655
>pork
>"salmonella"

fuck how can you know specific food poisoning but still fuck up this padly

pork is trichinosis (which is worms)
salmonella comes from chicken

>>737465083
where is she e-begging you faggot literally in this thread she gave money to someone for groceries isnt that the opposite of begging

>>737465083
what are you even talking about

>>737465083
what is her patreon im going to go donate 100 dollars just because you dont like her

>>737465381
alicemargatroid on patreon

>>737464986
>>737465056
>>737465220
Y'all go ahead and do what you do to your eggs, I prefer mine fried anyways. I'm bored of this argument

>>737465056
naah man its a balance, it doesnt change the temperature at which the eggs cook, it changes the flavors and textures of the eggs when they do cook

if you try and mix a shit ton of water in your eggs its not all gonna evaporate out in time and its gonna really fuck up your eggs

>>737465405
awesome this is for the faggot calling someone who didnt even post their patreon a fucking e-begger
100$ to Alice, here we go

>>737465432
we'll do what is best for eggs aka adding water

>>737465432
>Y'all go ahead and do what you do to your eggs,
thats all cooking is anyways you fuck just do whatever YOU think tastes best. Don't like water? dont fucking add it just dont try and fucking trash people who do.

sof boiled eggs are where its at btw (with a nicely seasoned strip of bacon in the yolk)

>>737465683
I could totally go for that, hard boiled eggs are dope as fuck, and tbh I haven't cooked a good pan of bacon in so long~ thanks Anon, I know what I'm making for breakfast tmrw

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>>737465381
>>737465405

>>737465847
bacon doesnt go as well with hard boiled eggs though (still a great pairing but you dont get the blend of yolk in pork like you do with a soft boiled egg)

>>737465864
u mad faggot?

>>737465381
sarahnyberg

>>737461384
you are literally a fatass