Dubs have to message/text their crush with "Can I eat you

Shameless self bump

>>737440755
you gotta do it again m8
check 'em

>>737440398
Why tho?

>>737442748
Why not?

well fuck it.. roll

>>737444399
kek

rollin

>>737444399
winrar

>>737444477
fuck.

>>737444477
kek

>>737440398
here goes

>>737440398
The wife will probably get upset, but why not...

>>737444655
no fucking way! shit lmao

>>737444399
>>737444477
well we both got dubs m8...

what if i'm a straight female??

>>737444399
>>737444477
>>737444655
Post proof/results

>>737444895
replace with "blow you"
also tits or gtfo

>>737444895
Doesn't matter, OP didn't specify gender. Just that you send the words

>>737440398

>>737445221
re

>>737444974
>>737444990
welp i'm just gonna send to a girl and a boy then, will get proof soon m8s

>>737445221
>>737445283
re

>>737445221
>>737445283
>>737445295
re

>>737445221
>>737445283
>>737445295
>>737445329
re

>>737445221
>>737445283
>>737445304
>>737445329
>>737445363
re

>>737445221
>>737445283
>>737445304
>>737445329
>>737445363
>>737445384
re

>>737445438
okay fine

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niggas

>>737440398
never got dubs b4

>>737445473
if you want to do it, then just do it...

dubs dont exist nigga

>>737440398
rawling

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I don't even have a crush

im married this gonna be ez

>>737445700
Oh shit, let's go it, have to ask through the phone, I'll just type it out instead

>>737445700
and you have become winrar

>>737445700
>>737445774
"Can i eat you out for practice"
and she replied
"What?" and a stupid Laughing/crying smiley

>>737445473
you can have my dubs from >>737444655

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What could possibly go wrong

>>737445295
I'm waitiiiiiiiing...

pls no dubs

ay lmao

>>737440398
Rooler

>>737446204
Rerolling

>>737446056
same, i'm just waiting for someone to answer XD

>>737446280
Fuck, come on

rullan

>>737446311
WINRAR

>>737446322
WINRAR

>>737446321
ye gods man
at least send proof you sent the messages

>>737446322
winrar

rolllll

Baited.

>>737446406
>>737446370
Nvm I'm not doing it

>>737446330
reroll

Rawhide

>>737446450
I can hand you my dubs
>>737444477

>>737446450
Then you shouldn't have rolled

>>737446537
Suck my Beni's friend

>>737446450
Good shit

>>737446450
fucking pussy

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Roll

fuck it

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>>737440398
sure lets go

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>>737444399
>>737446399
that's one

this is like the 4th time why do I keep rolling

>>737446744
deliver

>>737446760
nu-uh, love
not without a timestamp, no

>>737446603
I think you misunderstood the game, but aww, I'm your crush? Real morale booster friendo

inb4 dubs

>>737440398
I dont even have a crush, I dont really like anyone.

>>737446744
>>737446805
she just replied with
'Hahahaha ;)'

>>737446760
>blow you out

>>737446848
are you a fucking idiot? Look at the yellow box on the first message

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>>737446760
lel tho

also non is my crush, don't have any

reroll, but wont be my crush will be on tinder xD

>>737447059
oh yes, nobody can fake a computer timestamp
you must be new here
paper. picture.

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>>737447084
with that text type, you need killing with fire

>>737447084
>manors
So, she's a handy man then?

>>737447084
Oh nice! They're gonna set you up with some sweet houses, bruh.

Guess I have to roll

>>737447198
and how are you supposed to provide a real timestamp then? take a picture of yourself with the phone that has the messages?

>>737440398
droll

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>>737446760
>>737446848
love there is proof o;

>>737447283
well fucking yes, genius.
Let me explain it to you
>wut do when date can be faked? gud thing there is paper and pen
You only have your phone camera? well tough fucking luck.

"I need help practicing my linguistics of the cunni variety"

Rell

>>737447440
You are a fucking moron if you think people are gonna go through the trouble of doing a paper timestamp and taking a picture with their device that is high enough resolution to read the conversation.

>>737447562
Roll

>>737440398
This loli is too real to be fake http://fuckmytoes.com

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roll

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>>737447614
>You are a fucking moron if you think people are gonna go through the trouble of doing a paper timestamp and taking a picture with their device that is high enough resolution to read the conversation.

Re

>>737447433
lube for a blowjob? the fuck?

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>>737447722
Ahaha

>>737447440
what about i don't give a fuck?? :D like why would you even need a fucking timestamp for this?

>>737447722
Gotta do that shit 3 times bud

well fuck why not

Rer

I live with my girlfriend... but dubs and I'll message a random girl.

>>737447783
well i also tried to get that strap-on thing going XD there you need lube (and lube can never harm)

>>737447877
>why would anybody lie on the internet?

>>737448077
well it's fair if it was a nude picture thread thingy, but in this it's just plain stupid m8

>>737448202
nah

Josh

>>737448077
How often do people send that to people and record it? If somone has the time to go find an image, edit it, and claim it as their own, then I think they deserve to take that as their win

Sam

>trips has to text it to his mother

>>737448366
>How often do people send that to people and record it? If somone has the time to go find an image, edit it, and claim it as their own, then I think they deserve to take that as their win
how is faking something even supposed to be a win

>>737440398
rol

>>737448526
You are way too into this dude.... It's just not worth the time to fake. These aren't nudes, these aren't self harm, these aren't anything but a little fuckery. It's just not worth it to fake this kind of a thing

>>737448659
to me, sending this sort of thing is not "a little fuckery"
if you're gonna send that over repeating digits, at least, make it believable
call me a fucking neckbeard virgin for all i care

Fuck it why not

>>737448792
oh god, are you the four digits guy from the other day?

>>737448877
have fun mate

>>737448877
LOL fuck me trip dubs

>>737448877
>>737444399
omg that's like me o:

>>737448886
I don't believe so
specify context please

>>737440398
Nice. Enjoying eating that pussy, anon.

>>737449077
have fun mate

>>737448659
this dude i right tbh.. like it's just a stupid little "fuckery" and not worth a timestamp

>>737449048
You would know if it was you. some faggot who talks exactly like you got quads and said "This is the first time I have ever gotten four digits" and then he got butthurt and started freaking out.

Either way, you seem to be new here if you think that this thread is more than just general fuckery.

>>737447084
You type like a stage 5 autist

>>737449260
well i am a autist so it's fair, also it's called writing cancorz or smth like that

Roll, because I'm fucked anyway

>>737449240
>you seem to be new here
great job with calling me new the exact same way I did call you that some 10 posts before. you clearly have demonstrated your ability with words
this is not my first summer, love
now, yours...

roll roll

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>>737447722
Kek

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>>737440398

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>>737449789
If you aren't new, then why the fuck are you so sensitive about this?

>in college
>no crush

Reroll

>>737449905
idk
but on the other hand, if you aren't a fucker or a newfag, why are you so butthurt about me calling out a possible fake timestamp in a thread about a "little fuckery"?
since you're such a fucking wizard, ain't you got better to do?
summer will end soon enough, you could find other things to keep your busy

Y not fml

hope so

fuck

>>737440398
Roll

>>737447084
You Scandinavian, dude? Why you writing in the language of the unenlightened?

>>737446001
Sheeiiit that is really awful

>>737450066
because I find it fun to argue with dumbasses who get triggered so easily? Also, I got nothing better to do, same as you

>>737450548
>because I find it fun to argue with dumbasses who get triggered so easily? Also, I got nothing better to do, same as you
same
idk who got the most triggered here though :^)

>>737450651
It's nice to meet you, brother

>>737450066
Well, we are waiting.
Get it done, paper time stamp it.

>>737450456
yeah i'm from Denmark, and i write english to most of my friends tbh :) idk why tho

>>737451196
god damnit. I thought we were done with this. Paper timestamp isn't worth it! (plus this guy thinks its a really big deal)

>>737451196
well it's nice you two had that little nice talk, but i don't really care if you think it's fake or not, i did it and there is time on the screen, more i ain't gonna give


(plus i have no paper and too much effort)

>>737451196
404 crush not found
also eurofag, it's the middle of the night

>>737451368
>>737451397
Which one is the one claiming this requires paper timestamp?
I was in hopes that anon would get dubs.

>>737440398
roll

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>>737444655
Roll

>>737451553
it's me >>737450066
but i have no one to honor the request with
so whatevs, i'm not the first one to shirk because of this. call me whatever, see if I care

>>737449789
>constantly calls her 'love'
I bet you're one of those pervy 50-somethings who tries to grab Hooters waitresses and thinks he has a shot with anyone under half you're age

>>737451227
Jævla danske

>>737451876
i'll be 20 in 5 days
my word for it is all you'll get, love

>>737451973
Now he calls me 'love'
lol, faggot

>>737451876
He called me love, and you just assumed my gender you fascist pig. I am a trigender pyro-fox.

Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen

>>737452049
what if? I'd call everything love if it pushed back
>>737452073
i'm sorry about it, I hope i can make it up to xer

>>737451940
and you know it ;D

lol snakker med min svenske ven, og har en (ex)bf half norsk XD gotta go full scandinavian

>>737452151
STOP ASSUMING MY GENDER PRONOUNS! I GO BY SCHLEE AND SCHLERR

>>737440398
fine i'll roll

>>737452116
You go down for rape given these current times, and get raped in prison because of it.

Although, you would defiantly win this game and get all the free sex you could want. So a resounding win either way.

>>737452264
i kek'd
ty

>>737452374
any time newfriend

>>737452346
I'd have to get dubs for that tho.

Reroll

>>737452237
*Smorer meg inn med olje*
Dere dansker og svensker er så sote innimellom. Skandinavia > verden, men Norge > resten av Skandinavia :P

>>737452412
original slur :^)

naaaah den går Danmark > Norge > sverige

bygge fucking huse med lego XD