Sup. /b/
Check this out: a russian kid tried to save a kitten from a tree by climbing on it using some kind of pipe or whatever, but accidentally touched wires that are electrified. He very badly burned his hands so the got amputated and now, he's handless.
The thing he did seems kinda cute and heroic enough, not to mention how incredibly retarded, but that's a different discussion.
Anyway, how can we help this story to get big n shit so he gets a pair of new hands?
Source of the story: https://rg.ru/2017/06/30/reg-sibfo/na-altae-pytavshijsia-spasti-kotenka-podrostok-lishilsia-ruk.html
>>737434816
how will helping this retarded russian change your dayley life fag
>>737434816
he tried to hit the cat with the pipe but hit a wire instead
>>737434816
Helping him, he will make sure everybody is amputated he ever sees
>>737434924
It might not change daily life directly, but it'll give you a sense of fulfillment knowing that you helped a little kid get hands. So it might change your mood which would effect your daily life
лoх. пидp.
>>737435174
You know where you are right now?
>>737435279
>nothin personnel kid
Asking /b/ to lend a hand?
bumperino
>>737435279
you want to keep it that way?
>>737434816
Russians can all die for all I care.
>>737434816
Fuck cats tbh
nypa faggot
he'll probably roast his legs next time trying to save a puppy in the ubwaymetro
>>737435610
top kek
>>737434816
omg is the kitten okay???
He's out of handsome.
>>737435279
This is the last place to look for sympathies, would have better luck if the cat had lost it's paws and was looking for vet money because everyone knows cats is the bomb.
Have you never seen the typical Russian Youtube video? They are disposable people who are always fucking themselves up. Fuck this kid. Fuck Russia. And fuck cats.
>>737435835
this has nothing to do with nypa. I'm not even the OP and I'm not even entering this gay thread but I thought I should point out that you're a fucking retard and you should leave this board immediately
Signed,
Someone who has been here for more than 1 summer
>>737435813
This tbh
>he will never be able to masturbate
better work on that Ph.D. in business, kid.
>>737434816
Bump, Good people deserve good things
>>737436041
t. Russian shill.
You people suck at your job of infiltrating websites.
Buy him a fleshlight attachment for his arm so he can fap again
>>737434816
Bump
Im heared that many american guys and beautyful american grills already have cybernetic limbs and some cool augs.
Which clinic can make soom cool cyber arms for this kid? Help please.
>>737436374
this
>>737434816
My face when that boy won't bully me in school anymore
>>737434816
why should i help this fag he could have just thrown a ball or something at the cat and knocked it down
>>737434816
My face when i can climb back down by myself
damn i cant help you but fuck this story sounds terrible. be aware of the electricity
Please guys tell which of your clinics can make for him new cybernetic limbs and how much it will be cost. Russians clinic can only make some wooden sticks instead arms so we need help from country with advanced cybernetic technologies
Hey comrade, this should fit into your budget
>>737436265
he is russian because he's informing you that this isn't a NYPA request?
NYPA is an orchestrated attack, hence the fucking A in NYPA standing for Army you fucking twat.
>>737437183
This type of arms good only for farming works. Even my grandmother can make arms like this.
We need info about cyber arms model for daily use.
Even most cheap model of cyberarm like those which using disabled bums from streets of your city may be good in this situation.
>>737435174
summers back
>>737437664
Hi, Ivan.
Don't spend all your pay on vodka.
>>737434816
No, its good to see whites getting fucked up
>>737434816
Last bump.
All that we asked its name of the good clinic which can make cyber arms for child and how much it can cost.
He never asked for this
He doesn't look any more or less happy and it's creeping me out.
He'll probably get wanked off by nurses for the rest of his life, he's better off than most anons.
What's with the hairy belly?
>>737440294
or his mom
>>737434816
Fuck you Trump still. We don't asslick2commies like you do. Besides, they just going to see new hands on?
>>737440437
It's all the Vodka
>>737440138
He's russian. They haven't evolved to feel emotions yet, he only wanted the cat so he could eat it
>>737434816
nypa
>>737434816
Take your virtue signaling to Tumblr
>>737440067
But it is game.
>>737440138
It's okay for Russia.
Even when you see how your favorite uncle die in fight with angry dogs you doesn't feel ourself more or less happy. Here is only permanent despair. Only those russians who drink many many vodka or other alchohol can looks like they are happy, but this is just an illusion.
>>737434816
Old /b/ would've helped the cat
>>737441161
Old b would have rescued the cat just to fuck it later that night and post the results.
Sucks for the kid but what happened to the kitten?
>>737438201
>slavs
>white
>>737441241
Old b was extremely gay
>>737441526
Kitten wins. Flawless victory.
In Soviet Russia YOU need to be rescued.
Proofs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBXwpIuh1Y
This is now a kitty thread
>>737442198
full video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe-uJHsY2cw
>>737442108
Less gayer than the new fags who can't lurk more
>>737434816
If it was merica he probably would try to sue the utility, and be charged with tampering with the wires. Oh, and who's property was he on.
In any case. New hands? Can they do that now?
>>737440294
Fuck. Didn't even think of that. Yeah, he's going to need some fapping devices.
>>737434816
how can we give this boy other hands? it's not like we can make a hand transplant. are we talking about bionic hands? (bad english but you get the idea)
Reddit would be better for this. 4Chan is just edgy reddit after all
>>737434816
Its fucking good he lost his hands, he would probably grown up to be a pedophile anyway, Cheers
>>737435174
Fucking kill yourself, why dont you take out a loan in your name if you want to help out that bad, maybe cut off your hands and donate them to the poor lad.
Fuck you.
>>737434816
this kid looks desperate even before his accident
first step would be to replace the first photo
>>737444117
Bionic hands can be good too.
Can your famous american clinics make them?
>>737444138
Being this much of a stupid nigger
>>737444815
I'm not from america, I'm from Romania. Here, we can make some wood hands, how about that? You know, wood doesn't conduct electricity, so he can go fuck up those wires and save lots of cats
>>737444117
We do hand and leg transplants in the U.S.
OMG #robothands
>>737445181
How much it will be cost and how to contact with those clinic?
Maybe he'd be happy with just a fleshlight?
>>737445367
Probably only the cost of travel. Doctors usually donate their time for things like that.
www.mayoclinic.org/departments-centers/transplant-center/hand-transplant/
>>737444939
>My precious anonymous mongolian rice trading forums are being compared to a normie mainstream website >:^(!
>>737445763
Thanks you kind guy.