You're about to raw dog this girl in the shitter, when suddenly:

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Throw her out of my home and call for black bitch

>>737427666

>pause for a moment and bask in its glory
>viciously rape asshole till I piss out a poop noodle

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>>737427666
checked for 1
2nd why would that stop me?
what kind of fucking casual do you think I am?
Time to go balls deep and shit on her chest when I am done.

>>737427666

Inhale deeply, as womens farts smell like roses and cinnamon buns.

Then, assrape her anyway.

>>737427834
BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>737427666
Use the fart juice as lube.
Experience e.coli

>>737427666
Instantly loose bonner

>>737427666
Stuff it in while the cheeks are flapping.

>>737427834
>doesn't like smell of shit
>calls for black person
wut?

>>737428022
headwind

I would stop whatever it is I am doing and start looking around for that duck

>>737427666
apologise profusely

>>737428178
horsepower

>>737427666
Fuck it harder.

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Odds are her ass is clean, cause aint no way I'm doing anal without a clean fucking ass, so that's just air coming outta there. It wouldn't even smell if she douched right. So I just jam my little enchilada boy right in there basically

>>737428379
>douched
>anus

You're a special kind of stupid anon.

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>>737428496
>accidentally admitting you've never done anal
lol anon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_douching

>>737428623
Except you don't "douche" the anus.
It's called an enema.

Also, I hope you never cited wikipedia on any professional papers, because your peers probably laughed heartily.

>The main difference between a douche and an enema is that they are distinct procedures that involve different regions of the body. Although in a loose sense both procedures serve to clean out their respective body systems and are therefore somewhat similar, there are many differences between douches and enemas. While an enema is done to relieve constipation by injecting fluid into the rectum, a douche is done to clean the vagina by using a stream of water. Health care providers recommend enemas in some situations, but typically consider douching to be unnecessary and even harmful. Men and women alike can give themselves enemas, whereas only women can douche.

tl;dr - You're an idiot.

>>737427666
Pound that nasty white girl booty, gassy anal is best anal

>>737427666
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>737427666
Lick her asshole first so it's clean.

>>737428832
>you don't "douche" the anus

except everybody who does

>>737428832
What about when I douche my bf's boipucci?

Checkmate

>>737428964
Are you that british dude from family guy?

>>737429042
>this is still retard/10

So what exactly did you not understand of it being called an enema, and not a douche?

Am I speaking clearly enough for you or do you need a translator?

>>737429052
touche

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>>737428832
>comparing 4chan to professional papers
>sperging out this hard over semantics
>N-no anon!! I'm still r-right!!!!!
dude shut the fuck up douche is just another word for clean, and (You)

>>737429254
It's not really semantics, as they are used to perform different actions, and therefore are not an interchangeable term.

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>>737429220
not me
>>737429254
me

it would appear the votes are in, you're retarded

>>737427884
Trippy af patterns though. Saved it bro.

>>737429254
>citing wikipedia, ever.

Not even once.

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>>737427666
Make her have a shit and a shower, open the window, febreeze the joint.

Dim the lights, turn on some metal and then slap on a condom, squirt her up with some lube and go to town.

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>>737429219

>>737429331
a douche is a small plastic bulb for anal cleaning
an enema is the process of anal cleaning

there
you're both right

If it looks like Willie Nelson, it probably has bad breath like Willie Nelson.

>>737427666
Inhale deeply and then lick the shit particles off the inside of her cheeks.

>>737429652
hoooooot and same

>>737429627
Except you can't DOUCHE the anus.

Douching is a term for cleaning the vaginal cavity.
Enema is a term for cleaning the anal cavity.

This is all well documented, but loosely interchanged by autistic sperglords who have never read books in their lives.

Women fart. Sometimes during anal sex if you're really pounding her ass.

Only a virgin wouldn't know that.

>>737429815
>Douching is a term for cleaning the vaginal cavity

where'd you pull that definition out of, your undouched ass?
douching is everything you do with a fucking douche and trust me the douche doesn't care where it goes. it's mostly used to clean anuses.

>>737429815

>This is all well documented, but loosely interchanged by autistic sperglords who have never read books in their lives.

Yes, we're the autistic ones for not reading books that go into detail about cleaning assholes and vaginas. kys

>>737428832
They do virgin faglord

Fucking children. Douche means to wash. So you're the future, eh?

>>737428832
>autism speaks

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>>737429815
fuck what did I start man
you're really bad at baiting btw, and your thinly veiled attempt to cover your retardation with bait is unoriginal and cringy. argue all you like with the other two, I'm audi this thread

>>737430366
It's called hygiene faggot. You should learn about that. It's about time.

Also your mom should douche get pussy after sec. Then wouldn't have to deal with another autismo like you.

>>737430517
He's not baiting and is completely right. Even your poorly cited wiki link refers to anal douching as an enema.

>>737430639
>Also your mom should douche get pussy after sec. Then wouldn't have to deal with another autismo like you.

i think we broke its brain lol

Ask her if she wants to listen to bvb

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>>737430948

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>>737428236
top kek

>>737431438
finally!

>>737428832
Using douche to refer to anything other than showering in general is bloody retarded anyway. Don't go arguing semantics over shit that was falsely borrowed from a foreign language in the first place.