I have hundreds of those little white tables that come on pizzas,

Burn them and breath in the fumes

Make pizza and put them on the pizza. Then give the pizza to one of the restaurants you bought the pizza from in the first place

>>737425388
Walk into McDonalds, dump them all in the bathroom sink and leave. It will puzzle the employees for years.

>>737425388
i think you should sell

>>737425797
PERFECT

>>737425388

>little white tables that come on pizzas

What the hell are those and what is their purpose?

recycle that shit like a badass while wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap
guaranteed hipster pussy
dubs confirm

timestamp first faggot

>>737425946
To keep the lid from smashing into the pizza

Also, they go in your anus OP

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Stick them in ur ass faggot

>>737425946
They keep the pizza steaming hot

>>737425797
THIS
And post results

>>737425946
To stop the box from flattening in on the pizza? Are you dense?

Nah they are for people's dolls to eat off of when the pizza arrives

>>737425946
It keeps the pieces from sliding apart in the box.

>>737425797
This is a legit good idea with easy execution. Do it op

>>737425797
Just do it OP

>>737426208
Its not a good idea. Shut the fuck up

>>737425388
Build a giant castle with them

>>737425388

https://youtu.be/xXo3DUv5FQ4

>>737426400
This. Use hot or super glue. Plan it out so it's epic(I.E, calculate how large of a castle you could make) rather than just going at it immediately.

Melt them down and make one giant pizza table. Keep forever. Pass down to children

>>737425797
Thisssss

>>737425388
Kill a bunch of cockroaches and super glue them sitting at the tables

>>737425388
make a jail to cockroaches

>>737425797
How will it puzzles them? They work in a McDonald's, I can guarantee you they've seen weirder.

>>737426400
This
Or
>>737426536
This

>>737425507
roll

Stack them first then post pics

>>737425388
>I have hundreds of those little white tables that come on pizzas, idk why i started saving them.

I'm doing the same with those little plastic seals from Active O2 bottles kek.
It's completely pointless, but seeing the collection grow gives me a feeling of accomplishment.

>>737426069
this

Put one on your penis

>>737425388
What the fuck are those even called? Make a pyramid

>>737427158
>gives me a feeling of accomplishment
This is sad

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set it alight under your bed.

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>>737425388
Use them to open a fancy restaurant for roaches and mice.

>>737425946
They help stop global warming

>>737425946
they stop the pizza box from collapsing in on ur pizza

>>737425946
They keep a wormhole from opening in the pizzabox

>>737428924
They wish they were. Under any real stress, they'd fold like the faggots they are. You always need to listen less to the people who shout the most.

>>737425388
Damn do you live solely on pizza or have you just been collecting for years

>>737425388
throw them in the middle of a busy intersection

>>737428924
>>737428978
lol'd

>>737425388
Put them all in your neighbours mailbox

>>737428924
Kek

>>737425388
put them on craigslist mice buy the hell out of stuff like this to make patio furniture out of.

>>737426877
Theyll be happy its not a shit in the sink.

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>>737429450
This

But put just one in there everyday.

Then put one in your's as well.

Then make sure to check the mail at the same time one day, and hold it up " hey neighbor do you keep getting these little plastic tables in your mail box? "

Then he will be like " holy shit I thought I was the only one "

That should really fuck with him for a long time.

>>737425388
Put them on peoples chairs at the movies or some shit

>>737429838
lol

>>737429891
Lmao, yeah this ain't bad if you commit to it OP

Don't know if this still works but I was talking to a guy who services vending machines years ago and people used to rip off the legs and use them a loonies or twoonies to get free candy. Doubt it work's in a moden machine but worth a shot.

>>737429729
Fivel Mousekawitz thrift and more will buy them all if you are reasonable on price

>>737430241
Are you roleplaying Zootopia or something? I'm trying to figure it out

Go into every ice cream parlor in town and offer to sell them as ice cream cone stands...

>>737425388
I work at pizza hut and we get boxes full of them. I'll take a picture for you and make a thread about it in a few hours just for you op.

>>737425946
Have you literally never had pizza?

>>737430813
Never seen those in italy

>>737431365
Zafarelli

>>737425388
Make a resturant for cockroaches.

>>737430405
fuck no im not playing, if you don't want advice don't ax

>>737432107
What the fuck is happening here

>>737425388
build a fort!

>>737425388
How much fucking pizza do you eat ?
Also stack them up as high as you can and post results.
>>737425797
I also like this idea but id stuff them in the toilet with a shit load of toilet paper to clog it up. The workers will blame the pizza place down the road and a war will happen between the workers at both places.

>>737427176
Post a fucking picture you fucking retard.

>>737433152
No it won't you autismo

Lay them all on the kitchen floor leg side up.. Then proceed to jump on them with knees. Post results

>>737425388
build like a cardhouse

Take them into a pizza place and ask to claim your deposit. Tell them that you recently moved, and you used to live across town near the other location. Insist that they would give you 5 cents for each one you brought back.

>>737426132
this
this is the reason why i always cut my pizza in 3 slices, even if i maybe eat it right away

Do pizza places still use that? I only eat Dominos and Little Caesars and they don't

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>>737426028
>asking for a timestamp for a thread based on pizza tables
Fucking hell anon you sad fuck
Summer is strong

You can craft little mini stands for things you may have, like a phone holder or something of the sort

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>>737425946
they keep all the pieces of pizza perfectly tight end to end so taht the radius of the rcirlce is maintained and youget a nice forcve equlibrium wiht all the wet cheese so it doesn't fall off right away and also makes suuire the tips are doog and tender when you first bite in

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>>737425388
open an outdoor restaurant for chipmunks

and you better have little tiny menus for each table

>>737433152
Yes because no
>start a war
What spectrum are you on

>>737435000
TRIPS DEMAND IT

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>>737433613
10/10 reply
Just spat beer every were

>>737425388
Empty on floor then walk barefoot back and forth over them

>>737425388
melt them into a dildo and fuck yourself with it

>>737425388
See if you can sell them back to the pizza place eh

>>737425388
collect 1,000 of them and make it into a sculpture to commemorate your accomplishment.. put it on display for the world to see

>>737426102
They keep the pizza together

>>737426877
I used to work at mcdonalds. I found used heroin needles and blood in the bathroom all the time. If i walked in and seen a shit load of these little tables in the sink, i would throw them in the trash and it would never cross my mind again

>>737436038
So, are you a seasoned faggy employee you would say?

>>737436038
But what about the war

>>737425388
Set up a miniature cafe terrace with little action figures

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>>737436949

>>737425388
I never understood why pizza comes with its own table that is unusable for the purpose... Italians

>>737425946
they're supposed to be used as a plate to keep your pizza on

>>737437250
they keep the box from collapsing onto the top of a pizza

>>737425388
Paint them and sell them as: doll house tables.