You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
>>737421614
anything non English
>>737421614
bowl of cinnamon toast crunch with 2% milk
>>737421614
Protip: I literally can't
Bong breakfast is best breakfast.
>>737421614
Canned beans are fucking nasty. Other than that, how is that different than regular breakfast?
>>737421719
>2% milk
Literal cuck detected.
Wow no wonder the british are all obese.
>>737421614
Pizza.
>>737421614
Eating shitty old beans with my breakfast doesn't make it better or different. It just makes it shitty. Fuck baked beans and especially fuck eating them for breakfast. How fucked do you have to be to eat canned beans for breakfast and why would you even want too? Fucking brits.
>>737421614
english breakfast with no beans
>>737421614
bro that looks delicious but only for a breakfast meal
>>737422028
This
Having all my teeth.
>>737421719
Fucking faggot real men drink whole milk
>>737421614
Where the fuck is the Black Pudding? Not a proper English Breakfast yet
>>737421614
DEEZ NUTZ
>>737421614
A proper english breakfast and then another proper english breakfast because you're such a fat greedy fuck.
>>737422444
Trips
>>737421614
Two proper English Breakfasts.
>>737421989
Because they are Heinz baked beans.
You clearly haven't had Heinz baked beans. They are a common breakfast item.
>>737421614
A proper American breakfast.
>>737421614
I'd say the only thing that comes close is a classic English Sunday roast dinner.
Modern aviation.
>>737421614
that does look really good, usually these English brekfasts dont
>>737422689
the coffee should be black, the gun should be pointed outward, and where the hell are the hash browns?
>>737421614
Sucuk
>>737421614
A fuckin diet coke.
>>737421614
i had a better looking english beakfast in downtown chicago...wheres the pudding?
Milk and oats
>>737421614
>no black pudding
>beans in a pot
>hardly any toast
>bacon undercooked
>horrible plate
>no cup of tea
>tiny cluttered table
>tomato juice
>butter in a little paper package like on a plane
0/10
Migas taco. Decent strong black coffee.
Literally anything that's not meat.
/thread
>>737424839
Stuck a vodka soaked tampon up your ass and die you fuckin vegan
>>737421614
Your breakfast is haram
You will be reported to the police for anti islamic behavior
>>737424176
>coffee should be black
>gun should be pointed outward
Pick one
If the coffee was black I would definitely keep the gun pointed at it
>>737421614
oh that is glorious
man
looks at that
hm
oh crap i spent my 10 seconds drooling
>>737421614
Brƶtchen
>>737421614
makes me want to get drunk just to have a hangover to cure with a full english breakfast
>>737421867
what's regular breakfast?
>>737421719
american and/or school kid detected
/thread
>>737421614
Fucking nothing.
And I'm a lifelong 4th generation Texan so it's heresy for me to say that.
>>737421614
blowjob
>>737421614
Anything.
>>737424242
suc u 2
>>737421614
Pancakes/waffles
>>737421614
An English breakfast minus the beans
>>737424619
>>no black pudding
are you fucking blind
How about any breakfast where the eggs are actually cooked?
>>737424619
that might be a bloody mary
>>737421614
>>737422689
You have gun mugs... You have a tiny penis don't you?
Traditional Bavarian Sunday breakfast. Sausage with sweet mustard and a Brezn, and a large glass of wheat beer.
>>737421614
Black pudding is traditional
>>737421614
Sunday roast
>>737424619
>>no black pudding
>>tomato juice
ur dum
>>737425171
Lost
/thread
>>737425595
This guy gets it.
>>737424111
That's not very modern
>>737425583
To cook a yolk all the way through is to waste an egg.
>>737425476
DIABETES
>>737425444
You don't deserve trips
But k
>>737425560
Im English and fucking this
>>737425476
Surrenderfag detected
>>737424619
>>no black pudding
>>737425621
>Black pudding is traditional
You could try looking at the pic.
>>737425171
You fucking animal, how dare you make me laugh at a racist joke, you VILLAIN.
>>737425663
>I like the feeling of lukewarm slime in my mouth
>>737425621
Maybe for Haggistanis, not for this Englishmen thanks
Poached egg on a waffle with maple syrup.
>>737425733
its next to the egg
>>737421614
Everything is better than that pile of shit.
Fatass.
>>737425850
Nobody likes vegans anon
>>737421614
Sausages must be decent.
Ameritards don't understand sausages
>>737422392
kys
>>737425850
>implying you'd eat poo over that
HAHA poo eater
Black pudding[note 1] is a type of blood sausage commonly eaten in Great Britain, Ireland and in other parts of Europe.[note 2] It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal, in some recipes mixed with oat groats and sometimes even barley groats.
Why do you call the garbage bits of the animal pudding?
>>737425705
It's the warm buttery truth man.
>>737425733
still no black pudding in OPs pic
>>737425928
Sausages
>>737425476
>/bread
>>737425968
I dunno anon, why do you make pizza which droops like an old mans balls?
>>737421614
a decent set of teeth
>>737426058
Bunnings snags
>>737421614
thats why You fagots are so fat ahahaha, eat shit and don't fit in to coffin :D
>>737426111
Trips of truth
>>737426111
bunnings dont sell food
>>737425968
because language is older than you and everyone you ever knew
>>737425968
Cause that's what an English man eats, the garbage parts of the food.
>>737426111
Ausfag detected
>>737426163
You Aussie mate?
lluevos con chorizo
I'm an American, this is my breakfast. English breakfast looks gay.
>>737426196
True (sadly, I hate my country sometimes)
Also top reference
>>737426260
kek
>>737426111
The real winner here
>>737421614
Ratatouille confit byaldi
>>737426260
oh look, a princess plate
lolgay
>>737426260
nice cake, shirley
>>737426214
Yes and I'm wondering how you don't get how the sizzles at bunnings work...
>>737426260
>when you see it
>>737426127
>Not knowing this is supposed to set you up for the entire day
>Amerifats thinking this is a light breakfast before driving their mobility scooter to Walmart to buy elasticated balloon pants and a bucket of mechanically reclaimed fried guts that is advertised as "chicken" for mid morning snack
>>737426409
>>737426380
You niggers don't like pomegranate?
>>737426446
>step 1, be a charity or school or some shit
>step 2, Cook snags at bunnings to sell
Not rocket science
And yes they do sell food, local bunnings has a cafe inside as well as bbq at the front door, so suck my snag
>>737426111
I wanna be in screencap plz
>>737425968
Puddings don't have to be sweet.
eg. Steak and kidney pudding.
Black pudding don't have oatmeal in them.
Black pudding: 'A black sausage containing pork, dried pig's blood, and suet.'
>>737426648
The cafes are independently run and the sizzles are as you said, run by clubs or charities.
>>737426520
i like that meal but i would never claim it doesn't look gay as fuck lol
>>737421614
Chopped toms instead of that filthy slice. And for fucks sake, fry that bread!
>>737421614
Lightly toasted chia seed bread. A thin smear of fair trade almond butter and a drizzle of Scottish Highland heather honey. Washed down with a tall warm glass of Ladyboy spunk
>>737426852
But where's it take place?
>Bunnings
So often that they're known around the world, so is it really that hard for you to accept calling them "bunnings snags"
Sounds like you're just arguing for the sake of it
>>737426936
>fry bread
>>737421614
POLISH KIEÅBASA
KURWA !
>>737426491
Shut up nigger, you've never even been to the US. Europoor white trash piece of shit.
>>737426994
>so is it really that hard for you to accept calling them "bunnings snags"
Yes, I also remove the free stickers dealerships apply to your car presale after purchase too, unless those fuckers are gonna pay me for them.
Good ol' American flapjacks
>>737421614
Ew what the fuck is this?
>>737426822
That doesn't look appetizing.
What's it taste like?
>>737427115
what
just a sausage?
doesn't it flop around on the plate?
>>737427192
Full English.
>>737426491
lolz
>>737427199
>What's it taste like?
>pork
>dried pig's blood
>suet.'
>>737425010
I'm not vegan, you little cuck.
>>737427132
You could have just said you were autistic, anon... No need to blog about it
>>737425661
Not very contemporary*
it's modern.
>>737427199
like an italian sausage with a metallic taste
>>737425581
>>737425733
i cant see the black pudding either
>>737425406
He means American breakfast
>>737427199
It's actually not that bad. I kinda liked it when I went to England. Tastes like a rich sausage, not as fatty as other sausages, more dry with that taste of iron you get from eating livers.
>>737427118
Why would I want to go there. You've got fuck all culture. Lots of "world's biggest" shit. Like balls of string and diabetes epidemic, but fuck all else. The only people you impress are yourselves. In many ways you're all little Trump's...
>>737427359
people laugh behind the back about your stickers dude
>>737421614
Sorry, but a Canadian Breakfast is great for wrestling moose and burning down the White House.
>>737427359
You're on /b/ anon, you're kidding yourself if you think you're not a card carrying member of AA
>>737427519
is that fucking spam and a pancake? fuck right off.
>>737427446
>little Trump's...
little Trump's what?
>>737421614
An irish or german breakfast...they have a beer with it
>>737427446
Name me a time you were impressed by the title "World's most mediocre" other than that Snapchat story clickbait you cuck
Yes I am projecting..
>>737427446
>I've no real world experience with this topic so my vicious mockery is clearly representative of reality
>>737427590
>SPAM
Are you retarded?
>>737425818
Are you telling me you dont want to feel like you had semen for breakfast?
>>737421867
add about a cup of butter and pork fat and you've got an english breakfast
>>737421614
Shit
>>737425838
We use actual haggis in Alba, not black pudding - though I will admit that black pudding is also nice and not at all dissimilar.
>>737422316
Word
>>737421614
OP take note, no black pudding and it's as English as quassoint
And where's the fucking tea?
>>737421614
proper dental hygiene.
>>737427685
You eat shit for breakfast?
>>737427446
>sees the most cliche shit ever on "the tele"
>thinks the entire country with a landmass 1000 times larger than the little island his stupid inbred family comes from is like that
>says shit like "fuck all"
Kys faggot.
>>737427598
*Slow clap*
proper american breakfast
>>737425476
>just bread for breakfast
just fuck up my energy for the day fam
>>737427609
>german breakfast
>beer
nah, not really.
german breakfast is
>sliced bread or halved bread rolls
>butter
>deli meat or
>jam or
>sliced cheese or
>quark and veggies
>boiled or half-boiled egg
>o-juice or other fruit juice
>coffee or tea
stuff like that
>>737427503
N-no they don't ...
>>737427521
Autists Anonymous?
You got a card and I didn't?
>>737425096
Britain 2017
>>737425968
Most recipies that are made from "trash parts" are just creative ways peasants learned to cook when all they were given were scraps. Then when they didnt need to eat scraps it just became tradition to eat them, so they still do.
>>737427590
You've never seen spam, have you?
>>737421614
cocaine.
>>737427713
They gave me both once in Edinburgh.
Liked the haggis a bit more.
>>737427199
Like liver. In fact, disturbingly similar to both haggis and german Leberwurst. And by disturbingly, I don't mean bad but rather that it's a surprise that offal seems to have the same taste wether it's pork or lamb.
America
>>737427816
>>737421614
Eat dicks. Theres no black pudding, means not propper. Dubs proves
>>737425476
I once ate that shit for two months as part of a work rotation in France. Wound up losing a stone and a half, felt depressed as fuck. Pretty sure I would have gotted E.D. had I stayed there much longer my libido was that low
As nice as bread is, nothing but the shit should be banned by the geneva convention. Also stop pissing everywhere you fucking lanky savage
>>737426491
Awe someones cranky, is it time for naptime?
>>737425096
I believe you mudslime.
British culture at its finest.
>>737421614
I don't mean to sound black but have you ever tried chicken and waffles? I never thought the combination would work but its fucking delicious
>>737427928
>Like liver
better than liver, not as bitter
>>737427742
And yanks don't do that? I've traveled all over the world. And of all the western countries, Americans travel the least. Virtually all their comments about other countries are stereotypes off "the tele"
>>737427928
Checked
>>737425476
What a faggot
>>737427590
>this idiot doesnt know what ham/canadian bacon is
what the fuck is the problem with pancakes you cunt?
>>737428064
>never thought it would work
It's fried fucking chicken. The nigger meme is stupid. There is no man that does not enjoy fried chicken. Chicken and waffles just seems like decadence taken too far, like the Double Down.
>>737427740
No, but that wasn't the question. Heil.
>>737425581
apparently im blind too. i dont see it. toast, mushrooms, tomato, sausages, beans, bacon, eggs, hash browns. thats it.
>>737428113
No they're not, you tea sipping, bad teeth, bug eyed, grey haired, wagon riding, bastard
Several episodes of Beast Wars in a row, while having the toys within reach.
>>737427954
That is fucking beautiful
A typical cambodian breakfast. The lemons are supposed to be chewed.
>>737421614
turd beans in shit soup (it should be more beans than soup people)
A random slice of old tomato. A couple bangers (they're sausages you retard). A slice of pure fat posing as ham, fried what teh fuck, and 2 eggs.
Honestly better than mine. I had like 6 grapes, a carrot, and a small bowl of canned chili (for dem beans and a hot meal is good for the alcoholic stomach)
Right now I'm eating lunch. A couple tendies and fries from Sonic.
>>737427650
>>737427893
>>737428185
Canadian bacon might as well be spam.
>>737428113
>Americans travel the least
Fuck we do, we just live ON A DIFFERENT FUCKING CONTINENT. Since travel within our own country can also take us to places more diverse than Europe, we just don't feel the need to travel to your individual shithole and spend our money on you.
>>737428381
Is that why they're all yellow? (Asians)
im australian not british but the last time i had black pudding was about 6 hours ago. tasty
>>737428113
>Mr. international
so you're acting like a retard because you've seen other people act like retards?
bravo britfag, you played yourself
>>737421614
SCRAPPLE WITH THE WORKS SOOOON
>>737428381
Looks waaay to spicy for my pansy arse anon
>>737428434
Least we can actually do an offensive and not fuck up invading the world's most polite nation.
>>737428433
Should have gone to D.Q ya faggot, or CHurches for them $1 spicy chicken sandwiches
>>737421614
scouse
>>737428490
what the fuck is that? eggs and .. something
>>737428222
Its definitely not something I'd eat every day but if you get the breading right its not that crazy
>>737428433
>it should be more beans than soup people
it is more beans than soup you tard
ever heard of gravity?
>>737421614
I had a proper breakfast exactly like in the OP about 3 hrs before a flight from LHR. Spent 20 minutes shitting my brains out, and then passed out on way to the airport, stumbled onto plane and shit my ass again right after we hit 10k feet. Delicious meal but never again unless I have the next few hours free and am in close proximity to a toilet and bed/couch.
>>737421614
everything there is great but get the fucking beans out of there ya cuck
>>737425476
But I'm gluten intolerant
>>737421989
im thinkign about thos beans
>>737421614
2 of them!!!!
>>737428465
Are you white because you are undernourished?
>>737428434
what the fuck does that even mean? ham is ham you fucking mongoloid, I'm sorry your kosher big nosed family doesn't let you eat it but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and listen to you shit talk my pork products
>>737422689
Fuckkkk those wood grips look sexy as fuck on that sig. never seen that before
>>737421614
usa all the way
>>737421614
A proper southern United States of America breakfast
>>737421614
KEBAB
>>737422689
>>737425619
I fucking love big Pretzels
>>737421614
Your mum
>>737425968
I am Groat
>>737427189
hnnnngggggg
>>737428836
Aye but bacon isn't ham
>>737428866
southern food is GOAT. what is your idea of a proper southern breaky anon?
>coffee
>cigarette
>taking a massive shit afterwards
everyday
>>737428444
>More diverse than Europe
Did you actually just type that?! Kek
And can't afford to leave your own continent! I hereby coin a new phrase. And it is "Ameripoor". Broke-ass yanks who bullshit as if they're the 1%, but who actually think Twinkies are a food group.
Well done sir, very well done
>>737421614
Beans and tomato for breakfast? That's the stupidest shit ever faggot Eurocuck. And give back North Ireland faggot.
Biscuits and gravy
>>737428840
what the fucking hell
>>737421614
Straya checking in
>>737429051
Good old coffee shit
>>737429178
Thought that was empty and being used as a pillow for breakfast, which would be a durry and left over pizza.
>>737429178
Goon. Stay classy Straya
>>737421614
Eating pussy first thing in the morning
>>737421614
Full Scottish breakfast.
>>737429318
You underage kids are so cringey
America
>>737421614
theres nothing better then flaczki you idiot
>>737429281
>not being organized enough to wake up to more goon
Lift your game man plz
>>737429165
its breakfast sumbitch
>>737429318
Sounds good in principle. So long as it wasn't a hot night and she wasn't stewing in her own juice for 8hrs
>>737429434
>>737422689
I fucking hope you eat 9mm parabellum you disgusting blob.
>>737429435
Aye but if I had enough money for 2 goonbags, then I'd buy a carton of export wouldn't I.
An African's breakfast
>>737429434
What is it? Love soups but never eat them for brekky
>>737429438
looked more like a choking hazard disguised as random dry food
>>737428831
*malnourished, you lemon skin
And yes
Pussy
>>737429655
2 boxes of goon: around 60 standard drinks
Carton of export: maximum 30 standard drinks
Use your noggin m8
>>737421614
get with 2017 you literal gaybuttegg
>>737429438
it wasn't
>>737428381
Those look like limes.
Taking a hungover whiskey shit. Fuck beans for breakfast.
Bacon, yes.
Sausage, yes.
Eggs, yes.
BEANS???
Uh, I mean, whatever floats your fartboat.
>>737421614
>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
2 proper English breakfasts.
That challenge was easy.
>>737429740
Malnourished would indicate bad or wrong nourishment, not necessarily a lack of, ie: you could be a fat fuck feasting on sugar and be malnourished.
>>737429884
Aye but what if my missus acts up, can't give her a proper floggin without some wife beater under me belt.
>>737421614
Sanic!
>>737421614
what's wrong with a Vegan breakfast? Pic related
Spicy Caesar double vodka with celery and a pickled jalapeƱo bean
Check it
All right. Say no bomb over iran irak and syria multibombing.
>>737430139
It doesn't contain meat or eggs
>>737430139
Are you the guy from the Andy Sixx's log meme?
>>737430139
>Vegan<
>>737430095
Kek make sure you're wearing the uniform
>>737429710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripe_soups#Poland
>>737430139
1. I don't enjoy having to deal with diarrhea the rest of the day
2. those aren't sausages
>>737429963
what is that goop?
>>737430139
Half of that isn't even real food
>>737421614
THAT HAS NO BLACK PUDDING!! MISSING THE BEST BIT!!
>>737430288
So stomach lining like normal tripe but in soup form? Is it any good?
>>737430139
actually looks ok, but the fake sausages are the real test
>>737430362
oatmeal
>>737430211
Yes. It's heart disease free. But you can still get good sausages and scrambled 'eggs'.
>>737421614
Eating aluminum foil and human feces
>>737427429
Actually, dirtwit, I didn't. In the general sense, many cultures have the same basic ingredients. It's just that the English suck at actually preparing them. They have some great ingredients, but then find some way to fuck it up.
>>737421614
Food
>>737430464
It probably is ok because half of it is the same as a proper breakfast but it's never going to be as good is it
>>737430565
I'll take heart disease and tasty food for 10 alex
>>737430512
looks odd. we eat steel cut oats with cold milk. they're not round and small but bigger and flat.
>>737421614
tae fuck wae ure shitey breakfast, this is the true breakfast
>>737430634
fumbling and tumbling
too little too late, bro
>>737430715
Ditto in Aus, flat pretty much
>>737430464
I have not eaten those in the pic, but i know for a fact you can have good ones
>>737421614
Only real men can handle this breakfast
>>737421614
EVERYTHING ELSE basicly
>>737425171
Lost
>>737421614
A scoop from my bucket of miscellaneous pubic toilet extracts
>>737430970
dead cat on toast?
>>737429075
>Did you actually just type that?!
Yes, and it's true. We've got incredible mountains, rivers, lakes, plains, beaches, coral reefs, deserts, forests, tundras, and any other type of landscape you'd care to imagine.
We've also got cultures from everywhere in the world. It's simple for me to find cuisine from wherever I want that's as good as I've ever had in it's actual country of origin.
As far as affording to live here? Sure, there's some issues. However, they mostly stem from the government trying to emulate Europe.
Anyway, saguaro cactus up your ass.
>>737422689
Hahahhahaha nice one
>>737430691
That's just addiction talking. I know both worlds and I know for a fact I am not missing anything
>>737431169
Vegemite/Marmite
>>737431169
Vegemite
>>737421614
Beer, pussy, properly cooked steak, etc. Need I go on?
>>737431237
You are in a most quantifiable way missing something, the fact that it doesn't bother you is another matter entirely. I prefer not to limit my palette with bullshit ideologies.
Dirt
>>737429318
>>737431377
>eating salty fish bucket for breakfast
How beta are you gays?
>>737431083
This.
>>737421614
The halocaust
>>737421614
The original Pasole recipe that used the meat from human sacrifices instead of pork
>>737421614
Armenian Genocide
>>737421614
The Trail of Tears
Fucking a leftists girlfriend
>>737429318
I gotta agree with you
>>737431893
>eating semen from unwashed vagina
>>737429318
>eating pussy
Needle dick submissive femboy cuck detected
>>737429318
Tasting chads leftovers: the post
>>737421614
You Brit fucks have Tabasco sauce?
pussy
Argentina master race.
bavarian weiĆwurst is da best
>>737432269
Aguante el mate wachin