You must crush this hamster to death in the palm of your hand,

>>737393541
nah

>>737393541
yes

>>737393541
I'd do it for $5

>>737393541
Nah. That thing is cute af. You'd have to pay me way more.

In a fucking heartbeat

>>737393541
Fuck yea I do, hell I'll fuck it's corpse I don't care.

>>737393541
Yes. Easy money. Next question.

I couldn't

i'll pay $250 not to

>>737393541
I'd do it for free.

>>737393541
It would have to be much more because I'd feel fucking awful about it.

>>737393541
I kill once 2 cats with my hands for $10

>>737393750
Yeah 240 is not worth losing your dignity over. It will disturb you years down the road and you will always think "I purposefully killed a hamster"

Am I allowed to cum on it afterwards?

>>737393875
I've had to put down a baby chick that had it's face eaten by rats. That haunted me for a while, but it would have been crueler to try and keep it alive or let it die a slow painful death. Living on a farm, you have to learn to kill animals. Plus, that hamster would have been eaten by it's parents anyways.

>>737394145
Sometimes they eat them after you handle them. I had one as a kid and the mother started eating the litter. She finished one of and started on the leg of another before we took her out of the cage. We have he time to calm down and she didn't harm them when we put her back in. The second survived but had a limp. But, you still shouldn't handle them.

>>737393541
I would only kill another Human for $250 and no jail time or criminal records

>>737393541
pass

>>737393541
for 250? lol no

>>737394566
You are probably the same backwards bitch boi who cheers on rekt threads but gets rustled when poor old doggo gets beat with a shovel.

>>737393541
Eww no not with my hands that's gross, maybe with my foot or something I could do that.

>>737393541
if nobody ever would know, else 250 is not enough

>>737394145
True
>>737394524
Yeah you shouldn't.... The mother fucking eats the kids. another reason you shouldn't handle them is because they stress very easy and can get heart attacks easy

>>737393541
Yes

>>737393541
>must
Well, if I must, there's no choice, you fucking idiot!

>>737394729
Spot on mate

>>737393646
2edgy5me. It's definitely summer in here.

>>737394729
Kek that Gif of shovel doggo is old af

>>737393541
must i?

>>737393541
i did it wheres my 2$

>>737394848
You must... If you want to get the 250 bucks. Learn English dumbass.

>>737394866
->
>>737394955

>>737393541
no i love smol fren

>>737394729
>>737394865
Speak English you fucking mutts.

>>737393541
I beheaded a rabbit with my bare arms, chopped it up to parts, cooked its intestines, and ate it as a sausage. You think I can't do this shit for 250?

>>737394848
You too 7th grader.

>>737395141
Did you kill it first or ripped it alive?

>>737393541
250? fuck that, that rodent is way too adorable

>>737393541
250? lol. you guys are cheap

>>737395193
Why the fuck should I kill it first to rip off its head. If I rip off its head, it'll die anyway. It's a fucking rabbit. The pain will probably last 5 seconds max while i twist its head around and pop it off.

>>737394822
Seeing that was fucking crazy. I was only about 7 years old but I remember it vividly. She was normally a gental and nice pet, but she instantly got into a frenzy and just started eating them like something from a horror movie. It took a good 15 minutes for her to calm down after we took her out of the cage.

>>737395318
Wew le edgy lord

>>737394982
>>737394955
it reads
>AND you get the money
does this express a condition?

>/b/

also:
must i?

>>737395156
>>737394955
Well why the fuck did he not just say,
"if you want 250 dollars, you must crush this hamster to death in the palm of your hand."

>>737393541
Hell yeah I would. Fuck you, PeTA.

>>737395409
Because OP is a lazy retard

>>737395381
You sound like a redditor... We don't like your kind around here

>>737393867
Nice...

>>737395475
Seems fit.

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>>737393541
Yeah, I'd give you 250 if I could crush it

>>737395380
Yeah I was surprised too when I saw mine eat her 2 kids, shit was crazy. That was about 3 years ago lol. Nature is nature.

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Imagine how many slim jims you can buy with 250$

>>737393541
Yes, I'd do it for free, too.

>>737395414
Narly. Can't say I have ever eaten an animal alive. I did take a hatchet and behead a snapping turtle when I was a younger. Still have the skull.

>>737395409
>>737395391
You fags need to go back to 1st grade English. You must do it, and you'll get the money.

Its simple.

>>737393541
Nigga, I mercy killed a squirrel with the left front tire of my car without hesitation. This is no different. Now give me that hamster baby.

>>737395575
Well with that money you can get a decent slut off Craigslist for 2 hours.

I would def choose 2 hours fucking a whore cunt over killing this animal that will die in 2 years anyway.

>>737395506
Shit they le found me le out

>>737393541
no. also $250 is kiddo allowance
underageb&.

>>737395506
Or French

>>737395628
I beheaded a beetle when I was a kid. I remember that shit still moving

>>737395570
Nature is fucking brutal sometimes. That shit scared me for life. I guess it was a good life lesson tho.

>>737395808
There was also a shrew or something like it. Also took a hatchet to it strangely enough. The turtle skull though I had preserved so it would not break down over time.

>>737395628
pic of skull?

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I mean of course. But I would like more. Always want more money. If someone offered me a mil for this I'd want 3

>>737397005
Buried in the garage somewhere. Perhaps I cannot make that tomorrow item to find and make a thread about.

>>737393541
No. Sell it for a thousand.
Someone will buy.

>>737393541
sure not

Don't crush Chami

>>737393541
No

>>737393867
I killed two newborn kittens with my own hands, snapping their necks, for free. My aunt asked me to do it.

I was an edgy teenager then and I didnt care. Im 35 now and i wouldnt do it, at least for a decent sum of money

Sure. Least I'm getting money.

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in a fucking heart beat