I've been sleeping in a public woman's restroom at a park for the past two weeks. Fun times.
AMA
Has anybody walked in?
What went wrong?
Can we see how you do it? It seems uncomfortable
Yeah what is your bed situation like?
Did you just like claim a stall and no one has tried to fuck with you or look under
>>737385922
No, thankfully. It's a pretty dead place after dark and the door has a lock on the inside that I make use of.
>>737386094
Everything
>>737386328
It beats sleeping on the street
>>737386409
I just lay my sleeping bag on the floor
How did you come to be homeless?
>>737385817
nice haircut op
>is the bathroom a sex thing?
>>737386701
That looks comfy af for a homeless person
Why don't you have a car OP.
I was gonna ask why not mens, but I feel the average smell of a mens room is reason enough.
>>737385817
why are you homeless?
damn bruh
go get you some food stamps, then try to get a job
You record anything awesome or got nudes?
test
Have you tried going to a shelter? How's the smell?
>>737386767
>>737386898
Lost my job, got kicked out of my apartment, no family nearby and literally zero friends. So here I am.
>>737386817
Hey thanks, man. And no, unfortunately
>>737386820
Because poor
>>737386866
You have no fucking idea how putrid the men's room is. Women know how to clean up after themselves, at least.
>>737386937
>food stamps
Fuck handouts.
Getting connection errors when I try to upload images. Thanks mook.
Does it have wifi or are you at a micdonalds or some shit rn, also outlets, and what your posting on?
>>737387632
>>737387744
>>737387857
Yes and yes. Posting from phone
>>737385817
how does it feel to have failed your life so thoroughly that you sleep in a public womans bathroom?
>>737385817
you've gut to move back to your family and start new...
>>737387632
>food stamps
>Fuck handouts.
Food stamps were initially created to get rid of surplus food and to raise crop prices for farmers. But whatever, if you don't want to take the opportunities given to you to improve your life then keep on sleeping in that public toilet.
>>737388382
This,.I'm currently laying in a nice warm bed watching youtube and eating pizza. With my kitty.
> really good pizza
>fuck handouts
>uses a public bathroom for shelter
How does it feel to be a degenerate parasite?
>>737388382
>>737388637
>>737388668
This
> we need answers op
Here I'll give you a fucking quarter
> throws quarter at your face
Get yuhself something nice to eat faggot.
I bet you love pizza, don't you Op?
> want some?
> just kidding
OP is a major faggot
Failed Cunt Faggot
NECK YOURSELF >>737385817
1. Suck Dicks for your meth addiction
2. Catch aids and Die
3. Praise God and the good man Jesus
I mean no offence bro but your fucking shit, try flushing yourself down that toilet.
Faggot
>>737388382
I've never felt better in my life. Top of the world right now, my dude
>>737388631
>>737388668
I have a small job cleaning up a local convenience store and it pays just enough so I can put food on my stomach. I just don't see the point in taking money from da gubmint if I don't absolutely need it and trust me, I'm not at that point yet.
>>737389208
You okay there, bud?
>>737389327
I'm fucking great there bud.
>>737388637
What did you have for supper there bud?
> TOPKEK
> mommy there's a strange man in the bathroom
>>737389327
i wish you all the best for the future man. you still seem to be pretty young. I hope your live takes a turn for the better soon. not worth anything, but yeah, here ya go
>>737389327
So you have a shitty job that only pays enough for food?
Why not go apply at more places? Go get a better job and save money.....
>>737387632
Try to enjoy the shit hole you are in right now and one day you will look back on it, get back on your feet OP.
>>737389532
Not worth a fucking thing honestly.
>>737389327
I was just joking about before, I hope you die. Have you resorted to crime yet?
>>737389327
not sure that i can support this but i kinda feel like youre a very cool person? listen man i hope the best for ya, soon enough i bet youll be in a decent apartment at least.
>>737389327
Well still you don't need it, but why not take the extra handouts from the government to surplus and save for something bigger. Sure you can sustain yourself but why not take advantage of the system to better yourself
>>737389517
Chill bruh
>>737389858
which is probably why i said "not worth anything" kid. sometimes, its just good to hear that theres people out there who wish you well. i dont expect you to understand that yet. my statement stands.
>>737389825
>>737389855
I like how these people subconsciously keep saying shit.
> op sleeps in a fucking toilet
> op cleans gas station washrooms for a living
OP WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS SHIT?
> everyone thinks your shit, you think your shit. You are shit.
> neck yourself
Your not even begging for money
> beg me for 10$ OP just try me
>>737389858
You are most likely single, chances are your fat. kys fucking faggot
>>737389517
fuck off
>>737389532
>>737389855
>>737389866
Thankyou for the kind words
>>737389825
I've been looking for real work, no luck yet though. When you show up to an interview with a bike and 60L rucksack it kind of implies you're homeless and that turns a lot of employers off.
>>737389858
Tell me, anon, who hurt you?
>>737390251
You are very repulsive my niggaaaaaaaa
>no timestamp
gj fucking faggots
>>737390424
Have you ever seen the Will Smith movie Pursuit of Happyness?
>>737390416
No fuck you faggot. Try suck starting a shotgun bruh.
>>737390525
You are truly badass
>>737390525
you know youre alone here? i mean, besides your brain dysfunction, there is not a single person on your side here, so the "us" isnt really appopriate.
and im not trying to save the world, im trying to give this man what you clearly never received by anyone. a little bit of hope in mankind
>>737387632
What city?
>>737389327
Don't worry about >>737389208 he's just a redditor trying to fit in
>>737390762
>>737390424
YOU, HOW THR FUCK DID IT COME TO THIS ANON? What is so fucking wrong with you, your sleeping in outhouses.
> your shaming our race and your family and yourself.
> derrrrrrrr I sleep in the women's it smells better
> derrreeeepdrrp I eat Shit sleep bathe and jerkoff in exactly the same place
It's not my fault I did well.
>>737390875
my goodness. your life stinks, doesnt it? does mommy not love you? or is daddys dick your problem, as soon as it enters your backside each evening?
>>737387632
>Fuck handouts.
Lemme buy you a beer for that.
>>737390917
You are officially the most attention seeking troll I have ever seen
>>737388625
>move back to your family
>start new
>>737391133
'tis some 12 yo. have some fun with him :D
>>737390748
I'm just being real
> not one fucking person here really cares about this man
> nobody will be nice to him, nobody will help him
> I'm not going to hold his fucking hand and make him feel better, because I am not fake. It's tough for OP I get that.
He's exactly where he belongs. He had all the help and care and opportunities the rest of us had. He FUCKED UP.
Maybe when he learns this he can improve, SOCIETY didn't fuck up his life. HE DID, all by himself.
>>737390762
Your a fucking stupid stupid man. False hope, it will all be ok for OP? Can you promise him that? You gon' go scoop him up and let him have your couch?
Didn't think soo
Fuck Off you Cunt
>>737391571
No, i cant promise him that, but i can try to give him hope and trust in himself you fucking retard. its better than shitting on someone who is down already, but thats nothing people like you would understand
>>737391571
12 years old
>>737391837
Fully grown adult.
response will demonstrate this point exactly.
>>737391571
You seem to have a false perception of reality. Not everybody gets the same opportunities, people get screwed and fucked over while some people get it easy. Holding the idea of some make it some don't is fine but don't enforce it like an asshole and in a repetitive hateful manor. You say nobody cares about this guy, you are wrong it seems most of us do, though nobody cares about you or your opinions and most of us seem to strongly dislike you.
>>737390548
4u
>>737390627
Many moons ago. Great movie.
>>737390777
Checked but lolno
>>737391571
I'm just posting because I'm bored, dude. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why not move in with your folks, clean yourself up and get a job, then get an apt and be out in a matter of a few months?
>>737391837
Yeah you fucking faggots can fuck off then. YOU ain't giving him nothing you fakeass piece of shit. Who the fuck are you trying to fool?
> hope and trust
Never got me a fucking job. Never paid the bills. Your living in some fucking pansy ass fantasy.
> someone who is down
On a scale of 1 to fucked
I'd say he's pretty fucked.
The time of self pity is over, he needs to act. Not be listening to us faggots trying to get them feelgoods.
>>737392136
Favorite band / musician
>>737392088
this x1000
>>737392136
hey man, tough spot you're in. I wish you the best.
here, use this .jpeg to ward off the intense faggotry that ails you.
>>737392325
He provided an interesting thread for us, I doubt he is expecting anything from us when he is the one giving us something. If this was a feels thread it would say so.
>>737392325
>Who the fuck are you trying to fool?
mostly you.
>Never got me a fucking job.
>Never paid the bills.
nah. that was daddy in your case. but not everyone is as lucky as you.
>I'd say he's pretty fucked.
yeah then keep trying to shit on him some more. it seems to make you feel better
>>737392325
Refer to
>>737392136
The dude's just here because he's bored, he's not even begging for handouts, so why are you so pissed? Are you just an asshole on general or something?
>>737389327
Dude you're sleeping in a public restroom. YOU NEED THE HELP YOU FUCKING RETARD. Did you get fired from your last job because someone offered to train you and you said "fuck handouts"?
Government "handouts" are exactly why you have paid taxes at every job you've ever worked. So that when people are on hard times they don't have to starve or you know, hide out in a fucking public toilet. PLEASE swallow your pride and use the resources that are available to you dude, you and everyone else has been paying for them. Personally I can't believe you don't feel more shame living in a fucking womens restroom than using food stamps.
>>737392515
Ok
>>737392518
Ok
>>737392533
Ok
I'm the fucking bad guy then I guess. I'm sorry OP everythings gonna be alright! My dude. I hope your staying safe most of all. I'm happy that door locks. Me personally would have to stay woke. Niggers creepin' n sheeit haha. I know if you focus on only what's important you will make it out of this. God Bless you OP
> this cats for you bruh, be safe
Ciao4Nao
>>737385817
Why haven't you kys yet?
>>737385817
Spare me your belly aching, cis privileged scum.
>>737392136
timestamp appreciated
gl with life my man
>>737385817
what do you do for fun?
>>737385817
get a job
>>737386701
>I just lay my sleeping bag on the floor
in piss?
You can tell in this thread who are the real humans and who are the pieces of shit.
>>737388337
jesus christ, mike?
>>737388337
you look pretty normal
how do you have no friends?
>>737385817
Good Luck OP and hopefully you don't get accused of doing this so you can perv on women and end up on a sex offender registry.
>>737390424
i wouldnt post too many pictures in case you get found out and have to find a new place
>>737392343
All time? Lamb of God
Recently? Meshuggah
>>737392468
Saved for future anti-faggotry
>>737392831
>Did you get fired from your last job because someone offered to train you and you said "fuck handouts"
kek'd hard. I'm not starving though. Aside from sleeping in a public restroom, I'd say I'm getting by just fine. Call it a matter of pride if you wish but foodstamps just seem like the easy way out and I'm not about that.
>>737393754
The floor is clean, hence women's restroom
>>737393775
Negative
>>737393786
Long running anxiety and depression has slowly annexed my social life. I can make friends, just can't keep them.
>>737388337
Op atm
>>737394055
Get a U-Lock for that bike or it will get stolen.
>>737388337
jesus christ, Ron?
>>737393941
thats not the worst advice id say.
>>737394055
>I can make friends, just can't keep them.
that seems weird to me. explain. how do you loose people who like you? what do you do to them?
>>737394340
as someone with the same problem, i would say its easy to mess up and make it so people dont like me so much anymore
>>737394423
sure, that happens every once in a while. maybe you met someone who liked you at first, but it turns out you dont fit together well after you learned one or two things more about each other. But frequently (as it sounds with OP)?
>>737394423
>>737394556
wait, or do you frequently "mess something up" in such a big way that people dont want to be friends anymore?
>>737385817
Are you in Florida? im stuck here living out of some shiitty motel in tampa because I cant go home to CA. Fuck the police
>>737394606
yeah that's what i meant
i guess im frequently too intense, or give too much info, or act like i'm a closer friend than I really am after just meeting someone. And I guess that kinda turns them off
idk man
>>737394623
not op but hell yeah shitty florida motels are awesome!
>>737394930
No they arent florida deserves to be nuked
>found this stashed begind my t.v.
>>737394902
Aspbergers
>>737395113
haha maybe
my mom keeps saying i should get tested but I get offended
>>737395105
maybe head over to miami
its muc more fun than tampa
>>737395190
Yeah fuck that
Medication is useless and dangerous
>>737394902
that seems like a fixable problem, but then again, i dont have it, so what do i know. I assume you cant just stop telling them too much and start talking about sports, the weather and whatnot at first?
meh. thinking about it. if it would be that easy, you would probably just do it.
nevermind
>>737395568
yeah fuck that shit mayne
>>737394055
>I've been looking for real work, no luck yet though. When you show up to an interview with a bike and 60L rucksack it kind of implies you're homeless and that turns a lot of employers off.
>Long running anxiety and depression has slowly annexed my social life. I can make friends, just can't keep them.
At least you have that part time employer for a reference for better jobs. Can you leave the pack there as a secure place? Then play the biking thing as if you are a health nut.
Take any help you can get. I'm sick of my tax dollars going to the military and and other waste instead of helping people.
Good luck with it all.
>>737395613
yeah i'm thinking that too. most of the problem has just been that I havent even had the opportunities to meet people, but im hoping that this fall when college starts again I'll be able to work on those things and fix them
thanks for the advice
>>737395730
one more thing, because it WILL help you:
If youre back at college and in the process of trying to fix this, always remember that people LOVE to talk about themselfes. So if you ever run out of meaningless shit to say, ask them something about themselfes. You will not be disappointed. Just dont make it too personal in the beginning :)
>>737385817
Are you getting advice that's actually worthwhile or is the attention enough?
any roaches in there?
>>737396040
okay thats actually really useful. I never think to do that. And yeah haha I'll have to try not to make it too personal.
thanks man
>>737390917
>that pic
I saw you in a YLYL thread yesterday posting a ton of really unfunny pics, that one included, and raging at people who called you out
12 year olds are not allowed on this site, and you are why. Mods, please... mercy...
Hey op good making use of that little building when no one else is using it. The way i see it as you are a bit of a care taker. Thank you for that. Also i commend you for not taking money that you dont absolutely need. You seem like a good person and i wish you the best. You seem smart and you are willing to work, keep at it and you will get back to normal. I wish you the best of luck my friend and im a jesus fag so i will say a prayer for your hopefully soon future success.
>>737396318
np bro
>>737396040
>>737396318
I was about to say something similar. Also, try not to be "intense", you should look less like "I want something from you" and more "I just like you". I think I have the same problem with people.
>>737396445
i sincerely hope this is a joke and you aren't this much of a faggot
>>737396040
Extroverts live to talk about themselves. I don't, my friends don't, in fact it comes really hard to me. People ask me what I'm like, and what I do, and I'm at a loss every time. I'm the kind of person you get to know through experiences, not words. But, being that the majority of people are extroverts, I'd say that's decent advice... as long as you can stand them lol
>>737396739
>People ask me what I'm like, and what I do, and I'm at a loss every time.
same
and then people think I don't like them. but's its just that idk what to say ljasdfk
IM AN ANGRY 12 YO ON THE INTERNET AND YOU CANT STOP ME
>>737396722
>I like to have big smelly cocks spurt fat globs of cum all over my gay face
That's funny, I thought you might. Why would you tell me that though? That's kind of strange anon
God bless u op
>>737396739
>>737396787
Same. For people like us it's better to talk about an interesting subject, but not about ourselves, I guess.
>>737396865
>>737396722
whoops i meant to say newfag
you're a newfag if you think that 10 year old 10,000 times posted picture is from the same person as yesterday
>>737396696
>Also, try not to be "intense", you should look less like "I want something from you" and more "I just like you".
Not even that, imo. I would suggest a mindset along the lines of "yeah, i dont really care about you, but im interested in letting you in my life if youre cool enough". I promise, it will work. Not 100% of the time, but more often than not.
>>737396739
Youre absolutely correct. I should have mentioned this. But, you said it yourself, most people are like that for whatever reason. I myself am not very introvert, but i dont like to talk about myself at all, so thats that. theres nuances to every person, but that is something one needs to find out on a person to person basis.
>>737397010
It actually is me
Mfw
> I have fans that follow my posts
>>737397198
well fuck
>>737397010
>>737397198
ahahaha, get ruined you stupid nigger
You can't miss a style of posting as straight up retarded as that guy's, if you had seen it and you had a few more brain cells you would have recognized it. Also, christ, summer is really here, calling out every post that strikes you as outside the 4chin acceptable mental range as newfaggotry... you are stupid as hell my man.
>>737396996
would it be easier if someone just came up to you and said "hey hi how are you what do you think of the ethical aspects of AI"?
I've been wondering about that
>>737397073
thanks for the help this is really useful stuff guys
>>737396739
>>737397409
yeah i didn't realize that he had such a distinctive posting style lol
i just thought you saw the pic and thought "well look who it is id heaven"
>>737397409
Yea yea good job anon. You got me.
Please See >>737396825
>>737385817
Wiedest shit you saw.
Any sexy time Inc bums fucking?
>>737397489
Well, that's an interesting subject, and knowing that you're interested in it makes you instantly cooler, so I guess the answer is yes?
>>737397489
today in "what people would never say to someone in real life"
in all honesty though, i would love to have this conversation
>>737396825
B& MODZ
>>737397719
cool. I've been thinking about it because like you I hate small talk, so I asked myself, what do i want someone to come up and ask me stuff like that instead?
>>737397617
Bum fucking flashback story
> be Christmas
> be at shays apartment
Window faces dumpster out back
> look out window
> see white ass pounding a white ass
> bums are Christmas fucking out by the dumpster
Shay throws leftovers directly out the window into dumpster
> hey thanks shay
>>737397965
gay bums or one lady bum?
>>737389208
Well arent you an edgy newfag.
>>737398043
One lady bum, I think.
>>737398184
nice
>>737398124
No You
Men's room are shit holes. It sounds plausible.
>>737394055
rock and roll brother
>>737397965
Fucking kekekekek
>>737398184
And she was face down in the trash?
Fuck that's classy,
What were the leftovers
Please tell me it was something saucy.
>>737398575
No she had her hands up on the rim kinda thing, we laughed fucking hard on that for hours. Shay was cool with the bums, cool guy. Drew on all the walls in his appartment with sharpie art. It was just turkey and stuff.
I think OP should draw art on the walls of his... Dwelling.
>>737399069
that is an acceptable request i think. im for a benis
>>737385817
What yo bitcoin address
>>737385817
op ur gay just move to a town u can afford and that has work, fucking retards keep moving to portland or seattle or fucking anywhere on the east coast - u cant live in the city ok its for ppl that have skills or figured out a way to make money - 24 hour best food and entertainment is a privilege u get not deserve - i hope rent keeps going up and up so i dont have to live near dumb fucks who cant figure out how to save their cash
>>737391571
Karma has it ways and it will reach up to you. Remember this words, when you're in his situation.
>>737400622
I will remember this word
>>737399769
Holy shit, true!
OP, you have nothing there, no family, no friends, not even a house! Just move somewhere else and start over!
>>737389517
you're a fucking idiot
Male Privilege: The Thread
>>737402295
what are you on about
>>737403432
>dat feel when no (You)s
Hey OP Dutchfag here, Move to the countryside, I legitimately just got LUCKY by asking a farmer if i could sleep in his hayshed and i would slave during the day for him untill i found a better job, For some reason this worked and i never had to put in any work, I am back on my feet now and NOT in the city like i thought i "Belonged" too, I am 27 and i was 21 when it happend, Dont stick too the city meme anymore please, I mean well
also my best porn webm
>>737404877
ehh, any work as in for him, Gave him 100 a month ( i was there for 3 months) and at week 2 i could sleep in his house ( he lived alone, no kids)
i started working for a commercial Plant and Flowers centre a meters away too, And i could move to my moms house ( illegal cause she was on welfare and wasnt allowed to have tendants) for 2 more months untill i had my own apartment ( Helmond) sub urbs for 600 a month ( 1350 earned)
i am quite happy though, I was on the street for like 2 days and i thought that this whole city meme was just becoming shitty.
>>737404877
source on this vid?
OP do you have a paypal account ? Will send 5 euros (I know it ain't much but I am poor too lmao)
>>737389327
The point of getting food stamps and help with shelter is so that we don't have to deal with creepy weirdos sleeping in women's bathrooms.
I hope you get arrested and put in the registry.