I'm drunk, obese, and statistically likely to die in less

>>737380974
can you keep going please, also I have diabetes so we are dying together

>>737381124
OP here, mild diabetic on metformin instead of insulin shots, thank God. hang in there, bro.

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lurkers?

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>>737381818
I do that but in the time it takes to open a new tab I forgot what I was going to search

I'm dying over here

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>>737382569

I stopped answering the door years ago.

>>737380707
This is the best

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Finally a good FBF thread.

Holy shit these are so accurate it hurts.

>>737383046
Kek, same

>>737380769
Me right now

Don't know how to spell a word. rearrange sentence or go into black slang

>>737383046
same here too

>>737381638
I also take metformine, are you me

>ohgodyesplzdontstop.info

>>737383172
Holy shit I'm in tears

>>737383126
too real /b/ too real

>>737381425
For months I've been having a single meal around 5 am and going to sleep at 7 am.

Total disasster

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This one's fire.

>>737382510
Pleb, just wipe with the packaging

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>>737383346
>we take metformin
>we're on 4chan
>we shamefully fap to traps
>we shamelfully fap to anime
more than likely, yes. yes, you are me.

>>737383046
Yup.

I wonder what a black frog's would be like

>>737382651
Except for the tube tv, that's super comfy

>>737383653
Ahahahah

>>737383630
oh fuck this one cuts deep

>>737383770
yes

>>737383030
Penis in the morning penis in the evening penis at super time, when you've got penis on a bagel you can eat penis anytime.

>>737383827
Same

>>737383810
Then you start rapidly inhaling trying to sniff it out but you normalize to the scent before you can find it and it disappears again....

>>737380707
This, I can't tell you how many times I just wanted to sit down and relax after a hard work week and NOT be bothered by acquaintances online hammering on me to join their teams.

I JUST WANT TO LEVEL MY FISHING AND BOW SKILLS GOD DAMN IT!

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>>737380743
>>737383987

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>>737383958
this

>>737383236
This happened all the time when I was on methadone and had severe eve damage.

I'd write up unintelligible e-mails to my boss at 3 am where every word was some unknown word like covfefe. Made me think the president is taking methadone.

>>737384063
benadryl>>robitussin

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>>737384138
holy shit ghetto laughing while crying react image

>>737384178
I just let it slowly dissolve and give a test flush hours later. Eventually it goes away.

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>>737384301
again, fucking this

>>737384487
dis cracka gon git a bladder infection

>>737384487
I can't hold it that long anymore, getting old sucks

>>737384541
guilty of this one

>>737383172
wasn't this a bloodhound gang lyric?

>>737384871
I have a sad pathetic folder of my own screencaps.

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Best thread I've seen all day
Thanks, OP

>>737382753
God damnit. You got me.

I lived in a camping trailer for several years, and for about 2.5 of those years I completely stopped using the half of the trailer that had the bed because there was so much shit piled up in there and I just didn't want to deal with that mess. I literally slept on the couch for over two years because i didn't want to clean my room.

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Personal fave.

>>737383082
This has happened to me more than I would have liked.

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>>737383154
I set mine at 12 PM. Am I a successful human being now?

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>>737385625
Same, bro.

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>>737385600
i've only done this one or 30 times

>>737385063
kek

>>737383630
Is that not normal :(

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>>737385768
>>737385794
kek

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as always, closing things up with some cancer as fuck Summerfag Frog

>>737383808
Took me 2 years to get out of this cycle