Trips decide how I kill myself. Just unsuccessfully tried with

Straight razor down the wrists in a warm bath.

Also, don't kill yourself. It's pointless just like everything else.

>>737373384
>> Be me
>> Be a non offending hebephile
>> No available treatments, MRI's shown Its cause prenataly. Never even had a chance
>> Can't live with constant shame/fear/guilt

Whoever rolls trips would be doing the world a favor tbh

kill yourself by eating lots of high cholesterol foods, then have a big fat heart attack at age 55

don't kill yourself make yourself a vegetable and live a shitty life faggot

>>737373215
Use fetanyl overdosing on it feels great

Try again with the helium but this time duct tape it around your face so it doesnt fall off

Use a shotgun, preferably 12 gauge but at this range it doesn't really matter. If you don't have one then get down to the bank and take out a personal loan. The fuck do you care about debt?

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>>737373215
Get killed by niggers

inject an oxygen bubble

maybe classicaly? russian roulette

Make a suicide helmet im pretty sure it was a kid that made it.
http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB

Jerk off till death

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>>737373215
Use your fucking phone and call my number "911" ask for "help" and give me your address and I'll save you the trouble and kill you myself.

here's how to do it; don't. think of the people who care for you and those who you care for as well. all you'll be doing is taking them down with you. it won't be worth it.

>>737373215
Don't kys, but if you've really made up your mind about it and there's no recourse... Dress up real nice, suit tie top hat and tails of you can, purchase flippers and a snorkel place a glass of water on the sidewalk next to the tallest building around and try to land right next to the glass face first into the pavement

>>737375423
Reroll

Go on a killing spree in your town/city and make the police kill you

>>737373215
Move to Saudi Arabia and shout "Islam is cancer" at the top of your lungs

>>737375640
only logical conclusion

>>737375640
Rereroll

Heroin. My suggestion is to seek professional help though. I'm going to prison and I'm not trying to pop myself.. 18002738255 call this number bud. Seriously.

Autocannibalism

Don't use a gun whatever you do. We don't need more bullshit statistics on why guns are Satan and need to be banned.

>>737373215
Oh boy, have i got an idea for you. Okay, so this is a bit of a mix of other methods. Prepare a noose in your bathtub, fill the bath with water, such that when you kick the chair out from underneath you, your feet are in the water. Hold a plugged in and running toaster. drink some bleach, kick the chair out, and drop the toaster into the bathtub. Untested but highly likely to succeed.

Make TATP and Aloha Snackbar the sidewalk from a tall building.

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>>737373215

murder suicide by sword

>>737376027
I've already tried to overdose on fentanyl. Media makes it sound so easy but definitely not taking opiates as way out again.

Step 1: ready noose
Step 2: consume every pill from your cabinet
Step 3: get a bunch of rubber bands and cut the circulation from arms and legs
Step 4: call police over fake murder and neighbors house
Step 5: strip naked
Step 6: hang self

>>737377229
Rerolling

>>737373215

suicide by cop

jump off an overpass

>>737377229
rolling

livestream you jumping off a cliff or building rooftop

Train surfing.

Perform a political shooting -> suicide by cop

live stream suffocation

subway

>>737373215

Eat a grenade in public

While livestreaming

Eat 50 hot dogs at once

>>737376274
The "Hail Mary" of suicide

Step 1: tie fishing line around two front teeth with mouth as wide open as possible.

Step 2: Bring fishing line up over head, down your back, between your legs and tie securely to base of scrotum.

Step 3: Bite down as hard and quickly as possbile, separating your scrotum from the base of your penis, forcing the fishing line far into the gums and bleed out.

>>737380496
Roll

>>737373215
Exit bag again.

Also what was it like coming out of it? Headaches or just normal waking up?

Hang yourself from the Empire State Building with the longest rope you can find

In your own bed at 80, with a belly full of wine and a womans mouth around your cock

>>737382787
Roll

Brother, do you know how to drive a truck?

>>737375627
I like this one. I'll roll for it.

>>737382787
Roll

know what im going to do bro? My roll is that you study, get into med school, graduate at the top of your class, get into cancer research, make a break through, then kill yourself via hanging leaving a message behind 4chan style saying "fuck you normies".
Don't forget the time stamp.

>>737382787
He doesn't like legal aged women you fucking moron

You kill all your memories. Take off your shoes. Walk outside. Keep walking. Tell everyone. You are life itself rarer than Heisenberg could ever imagined.

Natural causes

force your head on a running powersaw

periscope suffication

Where do you live? just go to the closest ghetto and shout "white power" a few times. see what happens.

Be a man and start smoking cigarettes

jerk off to death

Live happily ever after.

choke on the flesh of your neighnor

>>737384356
This

Buy winrar

choke on the flesh of your neighbor

Just wait until you inevitably get cancer like we all will because fucking everyone's getting cancer nowadays

>>737384142
then he'll be dead inside for decades before his body finally gives out. most brutal suicide ever.

just do the mask thing again but gorilla glue the mask on before switching to nitrogen

Tape a fidget spinner to your head and ring your own neck.

>>737375627
rolling too

Fly to Tibet and head to the nearest temple. Starve yourself, you'll either find enlightenment or die...whatever comes first.

These trips will make you happy

damn that looks chronic, what kind of rig do you have? heddy shit?

>>737375627
this

fill a tub full of running toasters...then spill water over yourself.

Stream self hanging yourself

>>737386126
333 gets

>>737386126
I mean 222 get

>>737373215
Loose mask = rookie mistake

Try harder faggot

Go to the nearest building where people watch views and you can jump off of (Eiffel tower would be an example). Go to the nearest couple and say "fuck you normies" then jump shouting "REEEEEEE" as you fall down.

Fuck I was planning on doing this. I am afraid of failing. I don't want to resort to something more violent and messy.

>>737386520
Did you know that the Eiffel Tower was named after the man who designed it, John Tower?

Honestly suicide is just enhanced natural selection

Sleep till you die due to lack of water

>>737386660
No I did not, you learn something new every day. I think autocorrect just had it way with Eiffel is all.

re rolling also close trips

>>737386660
Wtf! Do you know how disrespectful that is, the Eiffel tower was made to commemorate the fall of Montagne LaFayette, or in english, Fort Lafayette. It was named after the esteemed general, Pierre Fort.

asdasd

>>737386965
Ye and now it will commemorate the fall of this man which would be an epic meme.

>>737373215
12 GAUGE SHOTGUN UNDER THE CHIN, HAVE PHUN FAGGOT

>>737373215
buttchug bleach

you tried and mask shifted while you were knocked out. maybe the worlds trying to tell you something

chop your dick off

Don't kill yourself because you might become a vegetable if failed... and it's not worth it, if there is a heaven don't you want to go to it?

superglue your eyes shut

>>737387327
reroll

>>737387328
> don't you want to go to heaven?
> suggests staying alive
Nigga how the fuck you think you get to heaven?

>>737387356
rollerino

eat batteries

>>737375627
rolling for this one

>>737373215
make some ricin and eat it, death is guaranteed if you don't blab to the doctors about what you took

razor into eyes

>>737387327
fucking brutal.
rolling.

>>737373215
Don't be ashamed OP

Jump off a Bridge

gouge ur eyes out

Fap until you die, don't stop for food/water, and don't wait for refraction periods, just keep jerking even when it gets soft or you start getting friction burns

>>737373215

jump off of a bridge

don't be ashamed OP, move to southeast asia where that shit is acceptable.

superglue your mouth and eyes

>>737373215
Reroll

Jump off of a plane attached to a couple of friends

>>737375985
Why are you going to prison?

Old age

>>737373215
If you really want to die, why don't you just put an ad in the newspaper, something up on your facebook saying you died - then disappear for some other place. change your name, become a new person.

dont

>>737387839
Reroll

>>737387830
My guess is heroin

>>737377182
If you actually have pure fentanyl, dose it like you would heroin and IV that shit, you'll fucking die. It's pretty hard to fuck up.

Approach random street gang and start a fight

>Get shot

life gave you a second chance, dont waste it fag

>>737373688
You are a WHAT?

Shoot up a school and death by cops

Get a loan of a fuck ton of money from a bank, go to some tropical paradise, live amazingly untill you run out of money, then kill yourself.

>>737388526
Reroll

>>737388532
worth tbh

Shove a cactus up your ass

>>737373688
>having an MRI to prove you're a pervert
sounds legit

Shot yourself in public

>>737388818
*shoot

>>737388818
Reroll

live stream you jumping off a tall building.

>>737388886
reroll

>>737388885
Reroll

>>737388886
trying again.

>>737376532
This is underated

Pay a nigger to kill you and fuck your body

>>737388886
Sounds pretty good.

>>737373215
>Trips decide how I kill myself.

Just fuck off you unimaginative scumbag. Just fuck off and die already.

>>737388855
i checked
i keked
you rekt

>>737388994
>>737388995
>>737388997
almost a triple

Slit your throat

>>737388886
Dammit, triple word score me nigga!

>>737373215
Just stay alive and help yourself

>>737376532
This is almost perfect.
>needs some way to retract the rope into the ceiling or something so it takes people longer to figure out what really happened.

>>737389127
Reroll

>>737389139
come on!

>>737389189
so close!

>>737389207
Do it!

shave yourself to death

>>737373215
light a charcoal grill inside

The carbon monoxide will put you to sleep and kill you

Dumbass that went to my high school died this way. He was camping alone and brought small charcoal grill with him. Tried to cook himself dinner in an old abandoned cabin in the woods. After he went missing for a few days they sent out search parties and found the body.

>>737389273
do this one, but also live stream it.

Do some Russian roulette

Don't pussy out, fucking loser retard. You're fucking stuck with us. Don't you think we all wish we could either have a great life we only dream of or instead have a way to stop living in the world we're currently stuck in? You're going to end your shitty life before anything else can get worse or better because you don't want to simply keep experiencing life as it is right now. Either way, you're stuck in this world, it's still pointless. Might as well keep hating life like most of us do. Why don't you just try some drugs or kill a hooker?

>>737389207
trying again.

>>737388532
>>737388623

Seriously, might as well take out loans and buy a few expensive prostitutes before you go out. Why not?

>>737389402
and again.

go on a rape spree until someone finally kills you

>>737373215
Dont do it, fin a better way to live

>>737389448
Try harder faggot.

>>737373688
>hebephile
yeah kill yourself faggot.

>>737373215
Don't kill yourself please.

You are probably White and therefore hating yourself because society tells you you are worthless and don't deserve to live. Stop believing that lie.

There is more for you in the future even if it looks bleek now.

>>737389448
and again and again.

gunshot to the head if usa fag otherwise hang yourself

>>737389538
yep

Cut wrists in bathtub

Livestream kneeling hanging

>>737373688
every healthy male with a sex drive is a hebephile

Any male who says he isn't a tiny bit attracted to a hot 14 year old girl is a fucking liar. It's just taboo, and smart people know not to shoot themselves in the foot by admitting such things.

>>737389893
This

Lay your head on some train tracks
Also livestream

>>737390000
Winrar

>>737387839
rollinnnnnnn

>>737390000
Win

Swallow my huge load. You won't be able to handle it and will drown a happy fag.

Dont actually do this but i have been thinking of creative ways to kill myself. Buying a plane ticket. While on the plane go to the bathroom and strip completely naked, then open one of the emergency exit when your insanly high up. And just have the greatest time falling with no weight on your shoulders. Completely free

Eat all sugary shit and never brush your teeth until you die of an infected jaw.

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>>737390000
Winrar where's op

>>737390376
One issue, if you're too high you'll pass out from either the pressure drop or lack of oxygen a few seconds after opening the hatch.

>>737375531
Who's the hot trap?

>>737390606
Then do it at a safe distance up. Like skydiving height

tie very thin piano wire around neck.
tie other end to something strong.
super glue hands to head.
jump.
decapitated.
looks like you pulled your own head off

Shove a pipe bomb up your ass run in to Walmart yell here comes the boom and light it and poof you dead

>>737390000
lets go

>>737390814
hehe, excpet the piano wire is visable

Get a gun make a video say you nabbed some people and have been doing sick shit to them . Laugh tell them you have them locked away at this blow your brains out .. then they will look for the people lol

>>737373215
Op Where are you?