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>>737363997
>t minus 2hrs ago
Nigga do you realize how T-minus works?

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faggot

>>737363997
>feeling confident about how all the machines work


:)

>>737363997
Don't just change gyms, you have to move to a different city now

>>737363997
Go the gym at a different time. I got stuck under the bar trying to bench too heavy once, had to do the roll out. Pretty embaressing and shit but w/e.

>>737363997
this picture describes me perfectly..even fucking looks like me..son of a bitch

>>737364163
Even though it's a horrendously clunky way of saying so, OP isn't using "T-minus" completely incorrectly.
T refers to present time; T-minus 2 hours would be 2 hours ago. The only redundancy is saying "ago" unnecessarily.

No, just focus on your routine next you are in. Happens to the best of us.

> be me
> two months lifting
> bench press
> trying to break my limit, not be a puss
> add 155 to do more than my bodyweight
> no spot
> group of guys looking at me, whispering "might be too much"
> try to prove them wrong
> fail on the 4th rep, get pinned
> they come save me
> feel ashamed
> do it again, they come save me again
> "you gotta stop man, you aren't strong enough"
> tell them this is the only way to get strong
> no response, just eyerolls and cringing.

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>>737363997
i exhibit most of these signs, but thank fuck i get laid, i guess with no standards eventually you are bound to fuck

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>>737364623

>>737364706
watch too much anime

>>737364445
its a 24/7 a day gym so that wouldnt be hard for me to do

>>737364623
Same here. Like to a T

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>>737364623
>>737365165
>>737365231

I've had plenty of opportunities to fuck a few teachers in high school. But being the beta fag that I am I was too scared to even casually talk to them. Whenever i did my voice would crack and I would tense up. Wish I can go back in time with all my knowledge and fuck the shit out of them. One of them was a solid 10/10

>>737365351
>But being the beta fag that I am I was too scared to even casually talk to them.
how did you know you had the opportunity to fuck em then? faggot

>>737364675
But if op just said, "T-minus 2 hours" doesnt that sound more like a countdown instead of referring to the past

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>>737365351
just get drunk man it works

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>>737364623
other people deal with the walk struggle...?

>>737365623
every single day bro

>>737365418
Because they would look at me seductively and smile. I never understood why but other girls found me attractive even though at that time I didn't believe I was good looking. and the fact that a teacher showed interests through body language turned me on but at the same time made me anxious, because I had no social skills

>>737365437
Im above stupid shit like that. I only drink on special occasions

I was running doing threadmill and during my minute of spin, i decided to close my eyes to really focus all of my energy on my legs. 3 or 4 steps later I did one of those falls you see in fail compilations. Anyways, accidents can happen and you're most probably never going to meet the same people at the same time. Be happy you didn't injure yourself

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>>737365756
u living in fantasy land and there are no neighbors anywhere near

>>737365756
>because I had no social skills
so when did you learn them?

>>737365909
Long after high school

>>737364706
im imaging this getting really dramatic
like your screaming, "I CAN DO IT, I CAN LIFT IT"
"no youre not stonk enough kid"
"yeah puny little manboy" (they have russian accents"
as a tear roles down your face you start to laugh. "WITH ICHIGOS SPIRIT WITHIN ME I CAN LIFT 1000LBS!!!"

trys one more time and blacks out

>>737366042
college? work? and most importantly, how?

>>737366142
In my room. I was fed up with the way I was so I started working out and gradually started conversations with strangers to the point where now I can talk to a stranger as if we've been friends for a while. If I were like this back then I'd probably still be in touch with a few

>>737366488
>gradually started conversations
i think that's the key. cause going to the gym simply gave you the confidence to do that.

thanks

>>737366746
Dont waste your money on a gym membership just do intense cardio early in the morning before breakfast. Do push ups, sit ups, and squads before lunch, and do both cardio and a full body workout 3hrs after eating dinner. As for you diet you can eat junk food but not as much, you have to balance it with healthy food and 3 bottles of water a day. In 30 days you'll feel like a champ. Good luck

>>737365883
That picture makes me cringe

>>737367269
okay. but were do i fit smoking weed into all this?

>>737367549
Smoke as much as you want. When you get the muchies have healthy snacks nearby they'll taste even better than junk food. I recommend oranges, watermelons, cherries, apples, bananas, and protein bars

>>737367549
>were
maybe you should smoke less weed

>>737367727
Fruits are really good high. Most are great for cottonmouth too

>>737367694
im going to go purge myself now

>>737364623
same

>>737367269
>>737367727
Hahahaha, total beta faggots

>>737367269
Kek what is this shit ?

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>>737367769
This is the internet not a college essay. If the point was made and you understood the message via text then why does it matter being grammatically correct?

>>737367854
Sure are, after the 30days your confidence will go through the roof. The next step is to approach a stranger and ask them what time is it? And keep asking people this over and over. Then move on to small talk, its best to be observant and make a comment about something you see. Then take it from there

>>737363997
sigh, this pic is me and I'm married with kid

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>dream home

>>737368322
Youre wive definitely takes black cock on Friday's when she's out with the girls. But Im sure you knew this

>>737368322
So your trying to tell me that getting laid doesnt break the cringe walk curse?

>>737368464
It can be bought back with stress. Stress can lead to weight gain which then causes insecurities which brings him back to the beta walk. That's marriage for you.

>>737368421
Ive been trying not to fap all day. But for some reason cuck stories really turn me on. Damn you!

>>737368464
>So your trying to tell me that getting laid doesnt break the cringe walk curse?
You think it'll just take 1 fuck and then you become Chad. Truthfully for me, the morning after I first had sex I woke up thinking "fuck yeah now I'm awesome" - but everyone treated me exactly the same and I felt exactly the same before I even got my pants on.

Now with wife and child, I still feel the same. Get sex on tap, just doesn't turn me into Chad.

>>737368604
>for some reason

Dude youre a cuck. Get over it and embrace it.

>>737368354
Where would you sleep? Or go to the bathroom? How the hell you supposed to open the fridge?

Also, weeb taste = shit taste

That's not a bachelor pad, that's a bachelor prison cell

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>>737368747
How the fuck could i be a cuck if im not married? Those stories are just hot af

>>737363997
Keep going anon. No one will remember that in a week.

>>737368898
You're turned on by cuckholds. It doesn't matter if you are single or married, you are a lowlife cuck with no morals or self esteem

>>737368464
Fucking kek, honestly anon, ANYONE can get a gf and get laid. If you don't have any social skill you can have luck and find a girl who'll do the work for you, I know several people in this situation.
What's gonna stop the "cringe walk" is getting confident, and you don't get confident by fucking a girl, you have to go out of your comfort zone, and just stop giving a shit about what people think about you. But it's hard as fuck

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>>737368791
>How the hell are you supposed to open the fridge
this man has got the issues down

>>737368354
Looks cozy as fuck, but where is the bed?

>>737368598
TBH it amuses me when Chad's at the gym or at work see me with my wife. She's a fitness model. I'm not much more than a 6/10. I've had guys start fights with me at bars because they get drunk jealous.

>>737368421
Unlike this guy, I don't actually feel so insecure about guys looking at my wife. It doesn't make me walk with any more pride, I just don't give a shit. She's hot, guys want to fuck her, I get to fuck her.

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>>737369007
Thank

>>737364706
This has happened to me but literally how do retards get pinned? All you need to do is dip it to one side or at that little weight run it down your body.

>>737363997
I walk like this but I'm not a virgin or afraid to talk to people. I just hate everyone around me because I'm cynical.

I think Im at a point where I really dont care about what other think of me or Im just unaware that Im being cringey.

>>737369008


Cuck is shortened from cuckold, a term that has been belittling the “husband of an unfaithful wife” since the 1200s. The word cuckold derives from a French word for the cuckoo bird. Just as the female cuckoo lays eggs in other birds’ nests, so a cuckold’s wife, as it’s said, sleeps in another man’s bed.

>>737369139
How did you get her if you're a 6/10 and she's a fitness model ? Coudl you give a detailed answer to a 6/10 insecure fuck like me ?

>>737363997
The best thing you can do if you make a fool of yourself (not being a social fag) is laugh at yourself, it shows confidence and acting embarrassed does the opposite.

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>>737365756
I can only imagine how this would play out

>Hey anon why are you looking like us like that? It's creepy. Please stop

>>737369139
and other guys get to fuck her, fitness models dont do it for fitness, they do it for cock/the gram.

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>>737369926
>>737369926
>Bro they were checking me out all seductive and shit so I grabbed their titties and slapped em in the pussy

>You molested the teachers anon?

>>737369139
every fucking girl with a phone and galaxy leggings is a fitness model these days. Such a pathetic fad social media girls will lose interest with in in a year.

>>737368791
>>737369082
twin size bed in the bottom right corner of the room with the battlestation. cant see it cuz of the angle

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>>737370127
>Hello I would like to report a sexual assault

>>737370127
its classic autism behavior to assume all looks are sexual, or at least completely misread the significance.

>>737368277
suck a fuck

>>737370249
That's what I'm saying.

Op just needs to buck up and keep hitting the gym. Fuck the gym rats anon they have high standards.

>>737370429
I dont get this obsession with the gym now, first guys now women. Cant people just keep fit without going to the gym? What the fuck did people do before the gym? People are so fucking shallow.

>>737369341
How come you faggots arnt using this bench press machine? Guarantee that will never happen to you again.

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>>737370879
forgot pic

>>737369395
this

>>737370533
What would you want them to do ? Smoking and sitting behind their phone ?
Working out is becoming a trend but at least it makes people exercize and have a healthier life

>>737370533
I go to the gym cause there's no room for a bench at my.place. But everything else I do at home. So I just pop in there for like 40 min every other day and skip weekends. IDK why people live in there.

>>737365623
I'm a non-virgin and a relatively prominent figure in my city's current music scene, and I also struggle with the walk
Its all okay

>>737371114
Yeah because everyone who doesnt go to the gym smokes while using their phone constantly, stop trying to defend your cringey short lived fitness fad. Beta faggot

>>737371311
This I can understand, supplementing the gym with keeping fit in general. Not going to the gym because Instagram told them to.

>>737364706
Just ask for a spot you fucking fool, I guarantee the first person you ask will say yes

>>737371708
Yeah there is a lot of fags that show up in this redic gear and then all they do is take pics of themselves. One woman showed up. Took a shitload of pics then left. It's stupid as fuck. I raged. I wanna know when people became so detached and where we all went wrong but it's probably always been like that

>>737370127
Suppose you can get away with more if you're home schooled

>>737371613
Kek you sound insecure as fuck my dude, try to talk to chads they're actually nice

>>737363997
I can't even imagine going through life being that incompetent LMAO

>>737370533
going to the gym becomes an obsession when you start making gains, I feel more comfortable at the gym than I do anywhere else. I honestly don't understand how some people hate the gym and only fat people go to the gym to get fit

>>737372092
In what way do I sound insecure? Not going to the gym on the back of a media trend? Please explain my duddee.

>>737370949
the smith machine is for faggots, no real man would use that not even my 15 year old bro would

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>>737363997
Why be beta when you can invest in ChanCoin?

>>737372274
you sound gay as fuck mate.

>>737364675
>T-minus 2 hours would be 2 hours ago.
T-minus means in two hours, not two hours ago. T is 0, when something starts. Rocket launch happens at 2pm, 1:55 is T-5min. 2:05 is T+5min.

Original guy fucked up and used it wrong.

>>737372508
you sound fat as fuck mate

>>737372524
couple of years ago loads of people would have known this, when all the sadistic cruel people left, I guess so did the average intelligence of this board. Glad some of you are still here.

>>737372618
How? Is everyone in the world that doesn't go the gym fat? No. Fucking spastic

>>737372739
maybe not but they're faggots

>>737364623
Yeah, the same way "astrology describes everyone perfectly".

>>737372277
Not everyone are instawhore in the gym anon, you sound bitter, I don't support this too, but well, they're trying to fit in this society.
Personnally I just go to the gym with my old tshirt to do strength training that's all, I don't seek to be good looking, I wanna be strong and have a healthy body.
I don't think it's wrong my fidlee dude

>>737372908
Thats fine, but you're becoming an increasingly small minority. My issue is with the beta fags who gain some muscle, notice a slight change in perception, and treat the gym as a cure for beta. When in reality curing beta is a multifaceted problem, being obsessed with working out just makes you a prick as well.

>>737372025
Keeeek in it

>>737363997
>245lbs

Slightly overweight....

>>737373077
It's impressive how we just had a feud when we actually have the exact same opinion.
When someone has low self esteem I never tell him to "hit the gym to get pussies".
Confidence is something extremely hard to get properly, and in my opinion, it strongly revolves around not giving any value to other people's judgment (it's only a part of it, but the hardest one I'd say).

>>737373569
Its nice ending a thread on a positive. Good night anon.

>>737373971
faggot

Ok here's a story for you OP
>be me, sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent, but fat
>be bullied in highschool with abusive drug addict parents who beat me every day
>school sucks, no friends, girlfriend? LOL
>cant even look people in the eye, no seriously like autistic level inability
>finish school, start lifting, virgin at 18, never even kissed a girl
>get jacked, get shredded
>now a personal trainer, fucked more bitches than I can count
>went to a bar last weekend, got 4 numbers, 5 facebook add, thats 9 chicks interested, took a girl home and fucked her while we were both on MDMA
>woke up the next day and went to the hottest ones apartment, fucked her on couch, then bed

>downside - I broke up with my ex last year and I'm still not "over her" because my shitty childhood still makes me feel ugly and shitty even when I'm banging 8s-9s with ease. I tell myself I tricked them or they don't really find me attractive etc.
>Going to University in 2 months. Going to see how much pussy I can destroy.

>confidence, even faked, is super important. Learn to do it.

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>>737374024
Now I cant go to bed.

>>737373971
Thanks man, sleep tight (i'm not the one who told you faggot kek)

>>737374049
You probably are ugly, and your perception of 8-9s is completely skewed. Did you really not feel cuntish writing that?

>>737374049
>confidence, even faked, is super important. Learn to do it.
That's where you're wrong. Faked confidence is a blackhole, and you'll always seek to feed it anon, leaving you unhappy your whole life.

>>737374289
Beta threatened.
How could someone's perception of 8-9 be skewed when we live in a society with models dumbass.

>>737374428
Actually, agreed, but it's a plaster fix that can help boost confidence by allowing you to do things you wouldn't usually do, thus leaving your comfort zone, thus expanding your true confidence.

>be me
>in love with my best friends girlfriend
>they constantly fuck she always smells like sex
>makes me sick but i hang out with them to be around her
>tell her how i feel
>she says we have special connection but right now she wants to be with him
>me and her hang out alot without him
>i give her backrubs, footrubs all the time
>sometimes footrubs turn to leg rubs all the way up to her thighs
>sometimes she lets me give her butt rubs too
>he treats her like shit and she always comes to me for comfort
> one time they pick me up to hangout
Used condoms all over the back seat.
>they both laugb
>i feel like throwing up


... it gets much worse

>>737375297
bro you're being used for her emotional needs you're more like her gay friend than potential bf, forget about her and find a different girl

>>737374683
Yeah but without the fake confidence boost you'll risk to go down again. Even worse, because you were used to have a good body and witnessing you becoming the same person you were physically will hit you hard.
The thing to do is getting confidence properly first and then hitting the gym.

>>737375297
You're a shitty friend, you deserve what you get.
Eventually cut contact from them, get new friends, and try to not hit on your friend's girlfriend.

Rape her bro

>>737375297
Cont...

>they continue fighting and break up
>we hangout but i give her respect and dont push the issue
>one day she drives us to friends house
>we get high and she starts acting distance
>she drives us back to her house where my car is and says bye quickly and rushes into her house
>i ask her whats wrong and follow her inside
>she yells please no and avoids me.
>confused and not understanding i follow her upstairs
>she says please dont
>oh shit she thinks i want to rape her
>irrationally i think i need to stay there to prove to her that wasnt my intention
>follow her around the house as she yells please leave.
>she goes to her room and i grab her to hug her
>we fall onto bed
>she gives up and spreads her legs and says just get it over with
> i let her go out of shock and she books it to the bathroom and locks herself in
>i appologize and tell her im not trying to rape her and leave.

>a few days later she apologizes and explains she was raped when. She was younger
>i ask why she thought i would rape her, she said she saw my boner while we were chilling (she was wearing a low cut shirt and she kept leaning over)

...it gets worse even

>>737373355
6ft2in

>>737376050
Cont..
>she gets back with my friend
>they constantly fight
>i hangout with her more then she does
>one day im at her house waiting for her to come home
>use her computer
>snoop her messages
>she was telling a friend how badly she wants to fuck me but doesnt want to ruin "what we have"
>find out she slept with some guy i hate while she was broken up with bf
>feel even worse

>me and my friend start college (shes a year behind) first day after moving in boring first day freshman stuff.
>we leave to stay at her house because her parents are gone
>i try to get them to stay up and play video games and watch movies
>nope only interested in sex
>go to her room
>i curl up on couch
>within seconds i hear them having sex
>she makes no attempt to be quiet
>quietly son on the couch.
>the fuck most of the night
>at one point she comes out to go to the bathroom, doesnt bother to cover up. I pretend to be asleep
>can smell her pussy, and see cum all over her tits
>want to throw up and die.

... it gets worse than this

>>737363997
Shrug it off OP, you're there for you, not others.

>>737363997
>be me
>be a few years ago
>fucking my new gf for one of the first times
>so its still a little awkward
>hadn't had sex in years before her too
>trying to talk dirty
>grunt and mutter to her
>"yea, do you like my chode?"

>>737377058
Kek

>>737376810
continue

>>737376810
Cont..
>They continue dating.
>My friend is my roomate so she stays over sometimes.
>They fuck when they think im asleep
>luckily they break up

>we all stay friends
>next year she follows us to same college
>still in love with her
>she wants to stay single for a while
>aka wants to be typical college slut
>cry that she allows herself to be used and abused like a fuck toy
>posts alot of slutty pictures including shirts that you can see her nipples through
>she denys you can see them
>she goes to a hotel one weekend to get drunk with friends and ends up getting raped
>friends were a couple and left her in some guys room when they were all drunk so they could go fuck
>guy rapes her
>she cries to me
>i feel bad but also turned on at the thought
>oh shit im starting to resent her
>i start encouraging her slutty behavior but still love her
>she joins a sorority
>ends up with multiple fuck buddies.
>tells me she hates condoms and fucks all these guys raw

..it still gets worse

>>737377723
my chest.

cont

>>737377723
continue

>>737377723
this is too funny man continue

>>737377723
Cont...
>the three of us move off campus together
>me and her move in first as he has a summer internship
>turns out walls are paper thin
>continue to encourage her slutty behavior
>we talk about sex constantly
>she meets this new guy
>she says he has a 9" dick
>wake up one morning to her screaming
>hes fucking her so hard i can hear the skin on skin contact from my room
>oh shit a hardon
>i jerk off to the sound of her fucking while i have a sick to my stomach feeling because some dude is railing the love of my life
>this dude also has another girl
>all three of them hangout in some weird sexual relationship
>walk into the three of them fooling around on the couch all the time
>most of the time they dont even close the door when they fuck
>hear her scream things like i love your dick i love your dick, cum in me, cum in me.
>they fuck in shower that shares wall with my room
>he pounds her so hard my wall shakes
>continue jerkinf off daily to her getting fucked.

... still get worse

>>737374049
Good for you but I still don't understand this whole mentality of getting women being the center of everyone's world. It's just kind of a thing I need to do every now and then but I don't see the point in putting in all that effort. If you're doing you're thing, staying in decent shape, and not a complete social retard or trying to put up a front like you're a born again chad, getting women doesn't seem to take much effort other than replying to text or whatever.
Maybe I don't have enough serotonin or something but I just feel people who think the opposite sex is the most important thing on the planet are kinda boring.

>>737378801
keep going

>>737378801
I'm starting to believe this just cuck erotica that never happened...

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>>737378801
bloody hell

>>737378801
Cont...
> she clearly doesnt give a fuck anymore
>walks around always with a bra and panties
>half the time she cant even walk straight
>posts things publically that she likes good hard poundings and that she hates condoms
>this guy turned her into a complete dick freak
>apartment always reaks of sex
>Shes always laying on her stomach because it hurts to sit
>i can see bruises on her ass from how hard she gets fucked
>i tell her we should fuck so she could tell me if i need to improve on anything
>she tells me shes not allowed to fuck anyone else thats part of the agreement with her, the other girl and this guy.
>she ends up getting pregnant and having to get an abortion
>scares this guy off
>still in love with her
>try to get with her and get rejected
>abortion doesnt stop her, she becomes super slut again.
>brings home three guys one night and gets gang banged
>i go into her room after they leave and we talk about it
>shes all sweaty
>cum on her cheek she doesn't realize.
>her soaked panties on the floor
>this becomes the first of many post sex chats i have with her

>>737378801
Somebody better be saving this. And if they are, don't put anyone who asks to be put into the screencap into the screencap. Don't put this post in either,

>>737379601
pretty sure this is cuck erotica, yeah

>>737379630
On it.

>>737363997
> is insecure about how he walks
I see what you did there.

>>737379601
you were a sad pathetic person op i hope you manned up and grew a pair after when all this shit took place. Who gives a fuck if your friend was on the cock carousel girls do that, she's just another bitch how could you let yourself get that torn up over it man?

>>737379601
Hope this ends well for you

>>737379601
Cont..
>we continue our post sex chats
>i start to love the smell of her pussy
>i pretend that i use the things she talks about with a girl i was dating (we would always hangout but we didnt fuck)
>i figure maybe this will get her to fuck me
>one day when shes gone i see her laptop is logged in.
>i say fuck it and install a keylogger
>while im at it i check her folders
>find some nice nudes and vids
>while im at it i do a data recovery on her laptop and digital camera and find boatloads of videos and wins, including her fucking the 9" dude
>keylogger gets me her email passwords and such
>jerk myself raw
>see 9" guy fucking her and realize i can never compete
>one day during one of our chats i ask if i can go down on her. She doesnt say no or yes
>next chat she says anon eat my pussy
>i rip of her covers and eat her swolen pussy
>lick up another guys cum and for some reason i dont care
>this becomes our new ritual
>she fucks a guy and afterwards i eat her out

>>737379972
I was also "cucked" in high school except it was more normal than op's story which is really fucked up
to be honest it paid off for me since I ended up fucking her for over a year in all positions you could imagine and I also got to satisfy all my fetishes and fav positions with her which is great feeling indeed, the girl was the hottest one in the school and probably in the town so yeah, it was cool or I'm just telling that to myself for some reason

>>737380357
>this goes on for a few weeks
>sometimes i try to fuck her but she always says my pussy is too sore
>dont care i love eating her pussy and im convinced i can get her to love me
>she meets new guy
>falls for new guy
>new guy joins army
>she lets me eat her out while new guy is in basic
>still have her passwords
>see all the wins and vids she sends him during his training
>he buys her giant dildo to make videos with.
>she starts to feel bad so no more eating out
>im stuck with just stolen wins
>she moves out to love with army guy
>they get engaged
>go to wedding and want to throw up
>6 months after wedding she calls me
>says she loves him but she has always considered me her soulmate
>shit fucks me up
>instead of feeling bad i get angry
>from that moment on i stopped giving a fuck about anybody

>>737380968
Sadly this is all true. I look back in absolute cringe at how pathetic i was. Love fucks you up.

>>737363997
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

Wait, what? Are you telling me I'll be a super cool alpha male Chad if I walk two inches behind slower people and breath down their neck until they take a different path? Confidently striding past slow-walking non-driven losers and leaving them in your wake seems less virginal.

>>737380968
So you posting the wins or what?

> 9th grade
> Be awkward loser
> Take after school creative writing class with best friend, 8/10
> Awkward loser too
> Always walk after eighth period to the class together
> One day we get there and door is locked and room is dark
> "Looks like there's no class today, anon"
> "Guess not, wanna call my mom and hang out at my place?"
> "I've got a better Idea."
> Tells me to follow her
> Leads me to the girls bathroom at the back of the school
> "I'm not sure I'm supposed to go in there."
> "There's no cameras and nobody uses this bathroom, just do it."
> Reluctantly join her
> We talk and joke for a bit then she gets serious
> "You know, I haven't had my first kiss yet."
> commencethecringe.png
> "Oh cool. Same."
> "Wanna be the first"
> "No thanks. Don't know how to"
> Her smile disappears
> "Oh okay.
> "Yeah...
> She quickly changes the subject, "This place smells bad lets leave."
> We go to the office, call my mom and hang out at my place then she goes home later that day

We're still buds to this day, we even often joke about the whole thing. And for those wondering, yes, I kissed her eventually.

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>>737381294
There is a reason I stopped being "friends" with women. If they tell me anything to do with some other guy. I tell them to fuck off to one of their gay friends or something. They say they see me as a friend. Tell them I got enough friends and to fuck off or fuck me

>>737381508
I had those in a thumbdrive, that i lost.
I get so mad that i didnt back them up.
Sometimes im convinced i can find it again and scour all my stuff but this was all over 10 years ago so its long gone.

>>737363997
Should I be concerned that this pic accurately describes my walking form?

>>737381838
Fuck. Becasue those wins had to be god tier

>>737369865
because it's the internet and he's lying

>>737381583
You can be friends with women. Just don't be friends with someone you want to fuck.

People have to make their intentions clear from the beginning, and if they don't feel the same way then that is that. Simple, immediate rejection is far easier to cope with than failing to get someone to love you for years.

But if you happen to meet an interesting woman (a rare breed, I know) that you either don't want to fuck or are okay with not fucking and genuinely enjoy their company, then a female friend in this case is fine. I know plenty of women who I genuinely like hanging out with, and have no intention or particular desire to have sex with them. Some are kinda uggos even if I'd never tell them that to their faces, others are pretty enough that I'd probably smash given the opportunity, but it's not something that occupies my thoughts when it comes to them specifically.

Men are allowed to have healthy relationships with women in varying capacities. It doesn't have to be "fuck bitches, only good for their pussies", or the opposite, putting women on pedestals. Sometimes you just gotta realize women are people, different from men but also different from one another, and you gotta control your expectations.

>>737382372
Some of the pics were good, the videos were mostly bad angles where you just see alot of male ass and balls slapping around

>>737371558
Glad to hear you have a successful career even though you have the walk. Dont let this walk stop you from being great!

>>737382565
Ive been trying to secretly film sex with my gf for yiu guys. Still no luck

>>737364706
Ask for a spot if you wanna bench heavy. Your a fool.

>>737371998
I deleted this bitch of snapchat cuz she did just this. And im just sitting here thinking, "did you even work out at all the whole time you were there?"

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>>737379630
Done.

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>be me freshmen at Time
>170 pounders, 5'4", lowjey obese
>breathing sounds like golem saying precious, mixed with the actual precious
>jerks off 4 times a day
>complete inability to talk to people
>on church trip, San Diego, home of the fags
>everyone there is white teenager Christian normies besides me, I was just a nigger Christian neckbeard
>fooling around with fellow cringe fest
>took fellow niggers hat, ran with it, 5 stories up
>by ran I mean elevator
>sees random bird in hotel
>tried to catch it
>looks like even more of a fag
>looks around in defeat, decides it's time to go downstairs to give fellow nigger hat
>goes to elevator, door opens
> OhShit.jepg
>Jam packed full of 8/10 - 9/10 white girls
>you know how I love my white women
>already knows Im about to be awkward, tells myself to just wait for the next
>raises hand to tell them I'm fine it's pretty packed I'll wait for the next
>Fullautismomodeactivate
>goes into cartoonish flurry of half finished words and rushed through sentences
>no real words come out, stood there with hand up, muttered for 30 seconds continuously, and sweated through my shirt
>walks away in defeat and self disgust
>all the thicc white bitches just exclaim in unity "OHMYGOD" as if I had taken a shot on the floor
>mfw

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>>737382480
>Interesting women

4Th year in college.
Girls i hooked up with/ banged = 0.
If i cant even get them in college how am i gonna get one after.
Someone end my existence

>>737383430
Naaah dont feel bad. Girls in college are slutty but they all sleep with the same deuchey guys. Its mostly frat bros getting laid. Or the fake asshole who plays acoustic guitar on the steps

>>737383283
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I've met my fair share in my life, so I know they're out there.

Variety is the spice of life, my friend. Then again, if men are so much more fun and interesting to you, maybe you should inject yourself with the gay so you can fuck them too.

>>737376050
You should have just raped her

>>737375297
sounds like a future cuck to me /b/oys

>>737383856
Noooo none of that i dont give a shit about anyone anymore

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>>737383775
> inject yourself with the gay
kek

>>737365756
Today on "this nigga bout to rape the math teacher"

The thing you have to realize OP is that people don't really give a shit about you at the gym. People are focused on themselves. They might have seen it and thought it was mildly funny/embarassing, but they don't think any way of you after that. People just resume thinking about themselves. "Oh hey look, theres that guy who made a slight mistake and fell on the treadmill" big deal. Pick yourself up and move on, plug in your headphones and focus on your workout.

>>737384037
Jerk off to pictures of men daily until you're bi, then try the dating scene again.

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>>737363997

>>737384548
How you doin', Quentin?

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>>737378801
holy fuck

>>737363997
That's just fucking retarded no one cares just go back to the gym not like that bitch even matters.

>>737383542
To be fair, my class is all dudes and two chicks who already had bfs before joining college.
Its still depressing, i dont consider myself a beta but slowly i see me getting there.
I mean, how can a "normal" dude NOT get laid in four years...there must be something really wrong about me that i cant see

>>737381442
I bet you you pushed up your glasses after you typed that.

>>737385454
Joke's on you, I had my nose bridge carefully measured when ordering my last pair of prescription glasses so they fit perfectly and never slide down my nose. I wear my glasses like an alpha, not a beta virginal loser.

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>>737382938
Try harder

>>737385454
I bet you couldn't come up with an argument as to why you should slowly creep behind someone like an autistic retard instead of walking past them like a normal person.

>>737383121
Good job anon. That story made me rock solid. Glad I have that for a good fap later

>>737385283
Just a social circle in which you can meet new girls regularly will be enough. Don't think it's easy to anyone to get a serious relationship. Most dudes just fuck outta tinder and that's all

>>737374571
This is Jaden smith levels of retarded thoughts

Do you honestly believe every model is a 10? Is Kim Kardashian a 10 in your eyes?

Try the new McKill yourself from Mcdonalds

>>737369759
She's insecure. We met online in a bodybuilding.com type forum

>>737370041

Uh, no.>>737370131
She actually wastes the thousands of $$ on the bikini's and shit for the IFBB and INBA shows. Separates the legging skanks from the actual competitors

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>>737386005
You're welcome.

>>737384545
Best advice.