I'll be on patrol tomorrow at AX 2017, Day 0. It is a cruel,

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>>737363047
I have arrived! Good evening E>

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Good evening! Reporting in.

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>>737363047
Checking in. I may or may not have things to say.

Here for Anon, mostly.

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evening, ma'am! I'm sorry I couldn't make it on tuesday, but I trust everything went smoothly. how are you today?

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You'll be going to AX?

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>>737363132
>>737363152
Prompt as ever, the two of you.

>>737363171
Understood. Glad to have you, Fenn.

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Evening all.

I'm just trying to figure stuff right now. Like what to do with Anarcho-QT. Also, how the fuck I got roped into organizing with my local DSA LibSoc caucus (never asked.... Just happened....)

Meh, stupid complaint there. BUt still.

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i thought it started on saturday?
this is my first time going so i know thing

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>>737363047
Good evening, 2B.
>>737363152
Mega rocks the red rocket look.

>>737363047
Hey 2B, how are you today? Anyone in particular you want to see at AX?

>>737363232
If you're going to end up doing it anyway, might as well devote yourself

-Al

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The heck is this

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>>737363207
Doing alright. *wraps her arms around you tightly* At the very least you're here now, and that's all that matters.

>>737363226
Yes.

>>737363232
So, what updates have you for us?

>>737363293
It does, officially. But Day 0 is to pick up your passes, apparently. It'll be my first time too.

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>>737363327
*nods* Louise.

>>737363334
These two
>

>>737363352
Sister.

>>737363381
One of those avatarfag threads.

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>>737363383
I should have Mako hunt you down. It may be nearly unachievable, but I believe.

>>737363449
Don't they already have a board? Forgot which one they use

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>>737363381
Advice thread, we mostly give hindsight about anon's issues and so on, some of the avafags atleast.

>>737363383
oh i didnt know, can you still pick the passes up during the first day?

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>>737363383
Nothing new yet. Just debating my next moves with em. Don't know really whats the best course of action.

>>737363334
I guess. I'll organize with them. But I don't know how or why I was added to the chats, invited to the first meeting next week or any of that crap.

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>>737363383
stay hydrated! I don't know how AX works and if any of it's outside, but people often overlook things like hydration when at an expo or convention.
though with someone like you, I'm sure you stay on top of those things.
>>737363381
advice, venting and relaxing thread. is that tl;dr enough for you?

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>>737363451
She'll be there?

Hm. Interesting. Will she be cosplaying?

>>737363499
Mm, not sure. Kyon used to run one ages ago. Either way, I felt it appropriate to set up shop in /b/.

>>737363553
You very well can! However, the wait will be longer, and Los Angeles summers can be unforgiving.

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>>737363449
What is an AX, big sis?

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>>737363047
Hi 2B! What's AX? Tried googling that up but all i get out of the research is some lame rapper called that way -.-

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>>737363706
>>737363723
Anime Expo.

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>>737363698
yea lol i hate california summer

>>737363698
Wait aren't y'all followers of that Alice guy? I think I've seen some of ur friends on his threads

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>>737363698
She will not, as far as I know. Why?

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>>737363232
Well, you have both responsibility and power now. This'll give you some direction, but it will also be difficult. You can handle it.

>>737363293
Welcome! Need anything specific?

>>737363787
Some of us are, but not all. These threads are not directly related to Alice, but they're somewhat close.

My connection is very slow, so my posts will probably be few and far between. Sorry.

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>>737363616
Did you two not meet up again the other night? If not, recommend you get together. Simple as that.

>>737363619
If only I could take you along with me to take of these menial tasks on my behalf, Nines.

>>737363706
Anime Expo. The largest anime convention on the West coast, I think?

>>737363723
Look above.

>>737363786
Personally, I love the heat. Can't stand the filth of DTLA though.

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>>737363132
Hey, good to see you! <3

>>737363171
I'm waiting for anon too, but I'll be here in the mean time.

>>737363207
Heya 9S! Havin' a good evening?

>>737363226
Wish I could go, but that's really far away...

>>737363227
Heh... Thanks, sis. How are you doing? Are you going to be dressing up as anybody at AX?
>>737363232
Evenin'

Have you done anything else with her recently?

>>737363293
Hiya, how're you?

>>737363327
>Mega rocks the red rocket look.

Hmm... So many things to say about that :v

captcha >doggwood centre

I wish I was joking :c

>>737363334
Hiya Al!

>>737363381
A place where you can ask for advice, a hug, or just hang out. How're you doin'?

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>>737363787
Some of the people here are, others aren't. But these aren't completely affiliated to those either.

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>>737363885
i just need to memorize where some of the events i want to go to are lol

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>>737363787
Followers? More like a derivative community at this point.

>>737363863
Then I'd have an idea of who to look for.

>>737363908
You may take one wild guess as to who I'll be.

>>737363908
hi
im good, you?

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>>737363893
ah... I would if I could, ma'am! unfortunately, it looks like I'll need to travel again tomorrow.
>>737363908
I'm doing okay, what about you?

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>>737363893
Such a weeb, geez.
>>737363958
I'd advice for you to make a schedule so you can visit the stuff you want. Or atleast most of them.

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>>737363958
I get you. Last time I was at a convention I kept a map in my pocket and referred to it every few seconds. Didn't get lost too many times.

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Good evening, Anonymous! I hope you all have a lovely night!

>>737363893
No we didn't meet up. Bizarrely, completely ignored that message. (Despite seeming completely interested otherwise...) Dunno how I should proceed now...

>>737363885
I think I can. But now I am basically involved with the SRA and DSA.... All basically happened in the past 2 days. (Pretty sure the same day actually)

>>737363908
Nothing new yet. Just debating my next moves

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>>737363769
Well then, my mental portrait of yourself has been just thrown off the rails, it changed from you being a businessman to a cosplayer. Will you be there as your actual avatar too?

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>>737364187
Forgot to sign

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>>737364091
>>737364118
yea i plan on doing that, im gonna hang out with some of my friends first then imma go to some of the events since they probably dont want to go to any idol events lol

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>>737364060
Returning to the Bunker? Travel safe.

>>737364091
Aren't we all to a certain degree?

>>737364187
I just told you how.

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Anybody got hints about investments? I got little money and I need to make more without a job as an escape plan out of here.

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>>737363769
Oh wait, you actually aren't 2B. Whoops my bad, we've never met before right?

>>737363893
>>737364193
Meant to be for you.

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>>737364168
evening ma'am, nice to see a veteran around.
>>737364193
I'm not 2B, if that's what you think! I won't be attending, I have other matters requiring my attention over the weekend.
>>737364247
I always do!

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>>737364168
Heya Reimu, nice to see you!

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>>737364262
Bake pastries and sell them?
>>737364247
You more than me.

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>>737363381

randomly came into thread high as ass saw this post now i have to find my sides kek

>>737363047
what the fuck is this. Waifu 2.0?

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>>737364238
It'll be fun. Don't lose anybody. And hey, do what you want to do. If your friends don't like it, that's okay. You guys can hang out and do other stuff.

>>737364262
You won't like this, but I'll throw it out there: getting a job is the safest investment. Money comes in every week or every month, and you don't need to put any in.

But if you must, invest in a big company when they're dipping down a little, and sell it off with the natural rise.

That's what I've heard, anyway.

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>>737364262
You're going to need at least 3k in order to open up a respectable index fund account. Until then, you can put your money into a money market account to gain extremely small (but better than savings account interest). Your other options are short-term CDs

>>737364338
I wasn't going to go, but, a friend of mine who is very much into the LA music scene will be hosting an event. I figured I'd support him. Plus he really enjoys anime. I figured why not?

>>737364471
If you say so.

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>>737364516
Kinda but not quite.

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>>737364516
no, it's an advice thread with a dash of circlejerkery. can we assist you?

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>>737364364
>>737364377
Nice to see you both too!
*waves*

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>>737364247
I guess, I just feel like I lost a bit of motivation because of that. Granted a whole host of reasons may have caused it. Maybe she's just shy outside of her "professional" life or something.

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>>737364516
I won't be your precious cinnamon bun, if that's what you're asking.

>>737364696
>>737364646

Nier was shit.

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>>737364689
This small incident already made you lose motivation? You're going to have a difficult time in the dating world, then. Hope you're ready for that.

>>737364790
You went in with too high expectations.

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>>737364471
Baking isn't my thing but we do got a farmers market and I got some land to grow. Problem is I am going to need to research that and I think it might be to late to start growing certain stuff.

>>737364617
It's not that I don't want to work. It's impossible to find a job here and the only jobs that do exist here you need three years experience doing whatever mundane thing. Pisses me off that my mother doesn't understand that.

>>737364620
Ya don't got 3k to risk. Thanks for the other hint.

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>>737363047
Hi 2b!! Its always good to see you!,

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>>737364790
boy, I sure am glad you showed up to let me know! thanks, anon.
art and entertainment are subjective mediums. personally, I enjoyed it.

>>737364633
knew it.

Will you or have you ever posted an actual picture of yourself?

Well, I've got something to take care of so I need to step out of this thread, bye everyone

>>737364863
Remind me to talk about something with you later.

-Al

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>>737364912
Index funds are probably the safest, highest yield investments though. You could go for government bonds, T-bills, what have you. Those are nearly risk-free But you'll never make anything significant without buying in bulk.

>>737364936
*smiles softly* Likewise, Mantis. Feeling better tonight? You mentioned you were sick in the last thread.

>>737365045
There's a leaked one floating around somewhere, so no.

>>737364863
I guess, its just a little disheartening, especially since she saw it, and never responded. So, eh. Probably nothing major. Sill though. Hmmmm. How should I proceed to try and hang out with her.

-EMT

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>>737364516
Nah, /waifu/ threads have way more ERP, Discord drama, silly emotes and traps nowadays, only similarity between these threads and /waifu/ is that both have avatarfags kek.

>>737364620
You should've gone even if there was no friend of yours to invite you, all job and no rest have bad consequences on your physical and mental health, forget about everything else while you'll be there and just think about having fun.

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>>737365066
Doubt I'll need to remind you. But see you later, Al.

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>>737364912
Some crops are seasonal, so just plant what's in season? Or you could build a greenhouse in the future. You could propose your mother the idea of growing crops, don't mothers tend to like that kind of stuff? If you really are willing to go through with it I'd advice for you to start researching right now, like, open a new tab and start, to start showing commitment from the very beggining.

>>737364168
Hello Reimu!! How are you?

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there... sure aren't a lot of anons tonight, are there 2B? I hope they're all holding up alright.
>>737365066
be safe, Al.

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>>737365189
Ask her out for coffee. The safest, most standard excuse to be in the presence of another human being without giving the impression of being overly-eager or cuck-level beta.

Probably nothing major? It IS nothing major. You're overthinking again.

>>737365191
Oh, I intend on having fun, definitely! You're absolutely right. One needs to cut loose every once in a while. Just, an anime convention wouldn't be what comes to mind immediately.

It'll be a new experience. Looking forward to it.

>>737365360
It's a slower night, yes. But the thread is still relatively young. Usually more crop up near the tail-end.

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>>737364009
Really!? That's soooo coool! T-The heat though...

>>737364014
I'm doing pretty good! Anything new with you, Anon?

>>737364060
I'm all right, thanks~ Anything new? I saw you had to travel again...

>>737364187
What would those be? You have any ideas?

>>737364168
Hey, thanks! You take care!

>>737364475
At least it made you laugh, heh. Welcome!

>>737364936
Hey! It's good to see you too!

>>737365066
Bye! Take care!

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>>737365360
I would blame avafags although they are very quiet tonight, so it could be something else.
>>737365456
I like this .gif

>>737364863

By the way I'm actually gay and would like to have gays with you.

You dtf?

--EMT

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>>737365275
Can't complain. A little lonely and bored maybe, but that'll change soon.

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>>737365616
(2B is a chick, try with another one)

>>737365097
Yes I am! I was living on kaopectate the last couple days, eating a cracker and a sip of 7up once in a while.
Today I felt stronger, so I made a hamburger and ate it, and took a nap. I was still a little tired. Now I just got up and I feel 100x better. I think the worst is behind me now.

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Does anyone want to meet up on the 2nd or 3rd day?

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>>737365456
You know I am like that with overthinking shit massively. But IDK still. I think something like that could work, but still not looking forward to the commute...

>>737365492
Check what I said to 2B. Probably gonna try asking if they want to get coffee sometime.


-EMT (Also, looks like a fake EMT is around. Only happens when I don't use images. Eh, I'll sign with these flags for now)

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>>737365456
thank you for reminding me of this gif. I needed the smiles from it tonight, for sure.
ah... by the way, your assistant sends coffee your way. he didn't feel prepared to visit tonight, but sends his regards.
>>737365492
nothing new other than the road calling out to me. what about you?

>>737365693

Nobody is talking to you fagert.

>>737365806

Oh, look, it's my stalker again. He always tries to pull this "sign in with image" bs schtick every time in these threads, but I'm the real EMT and you know it because I don't use pictures.

--EMT

P.S.: I'm really pathetic guys please some girl cyber with me.

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>>737365456
I knew it! So you aren't actually the type of person that would find an anime convention too enjoyable. What would be something more in line with your tastes then to escape reality and enjoy yourself?

>>737365709
Oh goddamnit if only i lived anywhere close i would, it gets lonely to do cosplays all by myself after all u.u

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>>737365806
>caring about impersonators
Shiggy diggy
>>737366022
Poor emt, having to put up with those darned cyberbullies, it's ok, we all know you are the real deal.

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>>737365492
Hence why I intend on picking up my pass one day early, and getting into the con as soon as possible. Failing that, I have an umbrella to compliment my gothic lolita-esque attire and keep the sun at bay.

>>737365582
It was a present from my dearest 9S.

>>737365616
You couldn't handle, sorry.

>>737365697
Ah, that's good to hear that you're feeling much better. A quick recovery, nicely executed Mantis. Usually when I'm out, I'm out for a week.

>>737365709
I'll have to pass. I'm certain there is someone else willing to meet up with you though.

>>737365806
Why not? Driving can be pretty relaxing.

>>737365844
*squeezes your shoulder* It's made me smile on a handful of occasions. So, he's in the Discord. Thank you for the intel.

>>737365667
Well, its never a dull moment in these threads, that's for sure.

I'm tired of pulling the weight at work. Tired of supporting my spleefer brother. Tired of helping people with stupid shit. I'm the guy that helps people out, gives them rides, gives cigs, and will help when I can. I've been taken advantage of and it pisses me off. I've needed help before so I know what it's like, but how much is too much?

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>>737366132
Except it wouldn't be driving. Assuming its to Staten, then it would be Train, Subway, Ferry and possibly another Train (or bus...)

So, thats not too relaxing, dealing with the NYC Transit system and all....

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>>737366347
The mere fact that you are worn out and tired of helping says that it has been too much for far too long.

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>>737366347
If you think that it's too much, then stop doing it, Anon. It is that simple. Put your foot down and say no. Respect is earned, not given freely. It's a hard truth.

>never been to a convention before
>kinda want to go just to see cutes in cosplay
>parking will prob be shit
should I go?
I think I will just be disappointed..

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>>737366084
Well, I'm not quite sure yet. This will be my first. I do hold some opinion for and against it, but I won't know for certain until I spend a couple of days in the fray.

Usually, I enjoy going to the beach, whether that be for a bonfire, to swim or to simply wander around the pier. I've always lived near the ocean, and I can't imagine ever being too far.

Except for the occasional visit into wine country.

>>737366347
You're beginning to feel taken advantage of. So I think this may be too much.

You're realizing it now though; so good catch on your part. Now, cut those leechers off. You're not obligated to help anyone. Take care of yourself first. Then, when or if you feel it is appropriate, lend out a helping hand.

>>737366132
Thank you. Its funny, I never had to call in sick on this job for five years. U almost forgot how to do it.

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>>737365844
I stumbled upon your post just in time to notice that laughing a bit was needed to you tonight, 9S. Mind if i ask you what's on your mind?

>>737366022
What makes you think you're pathetic?

>>737363047
I got my final report card for High School in the mail, and I fucked up my AP Human Geography exam. Still got a C+ semester grade, but it was depressing after I was so confident. Sorry to burden you with this, but I just needed to vent.

How do I attract women?

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>>737366564
Just go, you need to get out of the basement, get some fresh air and distract for a while.
>>737366702
You shall try harder next time, I used to only pay attention during the class and my grades were fairly decent considering I never used to study for tests.

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>>737366702
that's what we're here to assist with, anon. I'm sorry that you didn't perform up to your own standards. don't let it get you down, and learn from this going forward.

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>>737366431
Wow...that's a journey, for sure. Well, EMT, if you're really interested in this girl and want to further your relationship with her, you'll make the trek.

You always have the option of NOT pursuing her as well, if it's too much of an inconvenience for you.

>>737366564
I think there will be plenty of cutes. Though, I wouldn't bring my car. Parking will certainly be a headache. Instead, consider relying on Uber, Lyft, and the free shuttles for con attendees.

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>>737366895
Lift and be charming.

>>737363047
why you are such a retarded faggot?
why havent killed yourself yet?

>>737366118

Thanks, hopefully s/he learns their lesson soon and fucks off.

>>737366132

Pretty sure I could, you don't seem very experienced. I can help with that.

>>737366677

Because I post on these gay weeaboo threads and I go by "EMT," like what kind of edgy nonsense is that? I'm a lost cause. I'm so gay.

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Can i vent something real fast? You dont need to read it but i really need to get this off of my chest.
We were originally gonna take the train to ax, but one guy said we should uber instead but that would be 30 bucks one way, but the train will be only 11 bucks both ways.But if we took the train we would have to walk like 10 min to the convention center which isnt bad. But 2 other friends were like "yea we should uber that sounds like a good idea" So i told them that it would be more expensive and we already agreed to the train like a week ago. I also told them that it would be 60 bucks for 3 days if we take the uber and i only had 100 bucks so i dont really wanna spend that much money

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>>737366564
You should go.
Itll be theTime of your life, kid.

>>737366661
I'm not beginning, I know. It's been a year long struggle. He can't pay enough of rent, he can't afford food. He can't afford any bathroom shit. We signed a year lease, I can't get out now.

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>>737367226
What an ass

>>737367052
>Lift
Check
>be charming
I've been told I'm charming, but idk

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>>737367003
True. I guess I definitely am interested in her enough to do that. It's just kinda one thing making me hesitant. I mean, people do that commute daily for work, so whats the big issue about doing it weekly? (It's about 2.5 hrs)

While with FEMT, it was maybe 20 minutes at most driving.... So...

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>>737366702
Hardly any burden, really. Though, I hope you do learn from this. A C+ isn't the greatest, but here's hoping that your past performance will cover for it.

Just remember, in academics, there is nearly always more than one shot at redemption. Don't let it get to you too much, anon. Accept it, brush it off, and do better next time.

>>737366895
>>737367052
This can work wonders. Dressing nice wouldn't hurt either.

>>737367055
Too much to live for, haven't seen nearly enough. Haven't achieved nearly enough.

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>>737366347
I've been in that situation. It may be hard, but you need to cut back. You're not being lazy, you're not slacking, you're doing what's best for you and for the people around you if you let off a little.

You can say no.

You don't have to help everyone; nobody has a right to hate you if you don't give them a ride one time. If it really bothers you it's usually pretty easy to come up with a good excuse.

Read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. It's very short, and very relevant.

>>737366564
Bring some money, buy some neat stuff. Talk to people about the things you're interested in! The parking isn't all that bad. It'll be worth it.

>>737366895
Shower, hold your back straight and walk like a man, act like you know what you're doing and that you know what you want. Wear clothes that fit you well and look good, and comb your hair.

>>737367450
>>737367350

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>>737367226
Why don't you take the train and meet up with them there?
>>737367350
Go to places where female specimens are present.

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>>737367055
Chek'd
Hello and welcome.

>>737367226
Just take the train, even if you have to go on your own. Don't let him get to you, it's not a big deal

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>>737367584
I told them "hey how about we just meet at the convention center" and one of them just wants us to go together and the other friend just calls me a faggot because i dont want to go with them

>>737367761
When you get there and still have money left, you'll have the privilege to say "who's the faggot now?!" and crow over them in their over-uber'd pennilessness.

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>>737365806
Sounds like a plan to me!

(And yeah, heh. I saw)

>>737365844
Road calling out, huh... Sounds all right.

Nothing much here. Just truckin' a long!

>>737366132
Ah, I see~

And that umbrella sounds like a good plan! I bet it compliments pretty nicely.

>>737366347
Hey Anon... This really is a tough one. I say enough is enough when you can feel like you're being taken advantage of. People might try to guilt you into it, but you have to be firm. Put your foot down.

>>737366564
Do you have the funds for it? Sorta the first question.

>>737366702
Hey, no problem. Do you think you did your best?

>>737367226
You could let them uber and take the train yourself, unless you want to try convincing them again.

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>>737366661
Oh i see, noted~ We're the exact opposites then, i have a crippling fear of the sea, more like, of water. It all started from a stupid Baywatch episode where this kid was attacked by a jellyfish, since then i couldn't stay near the water. I can't even take baths (I have to take showers instead) or visit swimming pools because i just imagine jellyfish surrounding me everywhere and i become unablw to swim due to it once it happens, so it's dangerous too!

>>737367158
You could use your own personal identity then. That put aside, you'd call yourself a lost cause just because you visit these threads? Like a student calling himself stupid over a single bad grade. I think there's more to it other than just posting on these threads if you called yourself a lost cause.

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>>737367226
If there is one thing I cannot stand it's when people shirk a perfectly good plan, established well in advance, for something worse. Might want to consider taking other friends next time.

But for your current situation, you have my sympathy. Perhaps let them know that you're on a tighter budget and ask them to cover most of the cost?

>>737367271
Let him deal with it. You, you continue making rent. Inform your landlord of the situation as well. You might be able to garner some compassion from them, giving yourself a little more wiggle room.

>>737367430
FEMT is...ugh. I'm surprised you're still even thinking about her, really.

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>>737367869
LOL yea i could
>>737367902
Yea im going to get another friend who is also going to drive me. So i dont need to deal with the other group anymore

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>>737367761
tell them that you totally are a faggot, but you also saved money by taking the train instead. you're going to the same place, so it shouldn't matter how you get transport.
>>737367958
>>FEMT is...ugh. I'm surprised you're still even thinking about her, really.
I'm going to echo this. cease thinking of her, she made it clear that nothing's there.

>>737367908
>replying to the troll

>>737367584
I only have a bike...
s h i t

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>>737367958
I am mostly over her. I just really am mentioning the travel distance.

15-20 min for her, vs 2.5-3hrs for Anarcho-QT.

But I feel Anarchist is definitely more worth it though.

>>737367902
Yea, more or less. Dunno when or how I should try though

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>>737367761
Tell them to go suck an anime dick, meet up with them there and keep your munz.
>>737367869
Kek.
>>737368072
You can say you like to go hiking?

>>737368158
Travel time means nothing if she doesn't care. Let go.

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>>737367908
I love the water but I hate swimming and have a fear for drowning.

Funny you mention that cause what I'm working on is a city completely submerged and surrounded by water for a world building thing I'm doing for a book maybe or something.

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>>737368065

Lol I'm a master troll kid my skills are immaculate.

rekt loser

P.S.: Look I found a weeb reaction pic. Am I part of the cool kid club now?

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>>737367902
Just preparing for the worst. May as well make it fashionable.

>>737367908
Go to a Korean BBQ restaurant. Ask for the jellyfish side-dish.

You'll be seeking out the bastards based off of how delicious they are.

>>737368158
Same here. Glad to hear we're on the same page. So, no more mentions about doubts with FEMT, okay? AnarchoQT is the new objective.

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>>737368205
>>737368058
>>737367869
Actually i fuckinf forgot that one of them bought the passes so i have to go with them so i can get them. And he wont send the thing to me through email

>>737368205
That's actually a pretty good idea...
Only problem is that I live on a hill, so trips to the store are a pain in the ass.

>>737368205
Show ass, plz

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>>737368226
And there's a tribe of hobo-looking people that live underwater and breathe through hoses attached to the upper levels, and siphon off power and occasionally steal food from the rich sheltered people above, right? Sometimes you can hear them creaking and squabbling under the foundations at night.

>>737368312
Yes, you're just as cool as us now.

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>>737368217
I did let go of FEMT. (Though I may try salvaging a friendship with her)

>>737368320
Yea, I guess AnarQT is the one I'll focus on now. She seems to be more my "type" anyway?

>>737368058
>>737367958
>Here's 10 ways how FEMT can still be the one

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>>737363047
I'm here bros. An oldfag.

>advice? treat girls like you'd treat a new dude you met, expect nothing, especially on the first date just be like "yo, you wanna go grab something to eat?" if she says yes just chill with her like a bro, if she wants to be around you again she will make it known.

If you have acne, use a thin schmear of real mayo on your face at night, and wash off in the morning, more effective than any accutane bullshit you will pay out the ass for. Also quit using so much soap in your laundry, and wash your sheets and pillow cases and never touch your face.

If you wanna get good, do shoulder flys, bicep curls, and chest flys. Build up that upper, you gotta focus on the lower but thats bottom priroity.

>Vent... I got a crackhead bitch trying to get in my house I rented out to her now deceased ex bf. Good old guy, but I got a hoarders level shit to toss outta there and got fucking crackheads trying to get in and break windows. I'm also an alcoholic so its hard for me to focus on it, but I run out there with my shotgun every now and then just to try to catch them. I will kill them.

>relax. Listen to some oldies. Watch some chill vids. Find a "comfy" thread. You guys gotta daydream your ideal life. Then find a way to work towards it one day at a time. YOU CAN DO IT. just figure out what you want, very calmly (it aint gonna happen quickly) make a checklist, and do one thing every day. Inch by inch is a cinch. You guys can do anything you want. I love you bros. Remember what you want is gonna take hard work. Theres guys more humble than you that have been through worse. Suck it up and get tough. All of you can do it. I love you guys.

And work on those shoulders. Broad shoulders and a barrel chest will get you places.

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>>737368320
go to Korean BBQ in general. those guys know how to make kick-ass food.
>>737368358
wouldn't it be possible to just meet them outside?
>>737368528
>number six will shock you!

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>>737368312
Maybe..

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>>737366895
First of all be yourself, that's the golden rule, and forget everything you probably heard about "Leagues" and other silly things as such. It's not like average men can only be with average women or lower because being pretty itself won't do you much, most girls are looking for someone enjoyable to stay with and possibly spend the rest of their lives, so focus instead on having a nice personality to attract them. Other than that standard advices like be polite, give girls their time and don't jump right to the relationship point, dress properly and be clean.

>>737368606
Yea but there is gonna be a lot of people so its gonna be hard to find them.

>>737368563
Seconding everything this man says, he's right. Triceps extensions are good too.

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>>737368056
Nice, nice. Don't put up with that nonsense.

Good that something else better came up.

>>737368158
Just do it tommorow, just shoot something in the morning. Then, it's just done.

>>737368320
Ah, that's my big sis. Always planning ahead~

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>>737368501
Friendship? I wouldn't recommend it.

>>737368528
Nice meme.

>>737368563
Sound. Thank you for your input. I hope someone sees it and benefits from your words of wisdom.

Though I'd advise against the mayo.

>>737368606
Truly.

>>737368766
Failure to plan is planning to failure. Words to live by. Now, who said that anyway?

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>>737368737
you can text each other outside the convention center and set up a meeting point.
you're a little caught up in how you thought the plan was going to work, and you're not looking at all of the ways it can work now.

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>>737368492
Well that wasn't the original plan. Right now I'm figuring out what the conflict is going to be.

Their is going to be a poor/rich dynamic. The city is always falling apart so the people are heavily taxed. Then due to a conspiracy theory, leaked documents or some other means peple are suspecting that the city keeps the buildings in disrepair to get most of the peoples money in the form of taxes and keep it for themselves. Then a power struggle will come about with the city pushing propaganda in media, which the city consumes a lot of.

>>737368745
oh yeah dont forget the tris, and do wrist curls to get that grip good and those forearms.

I guess I forgot to say, probably the second most important to shoulders is forearms.

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>>737368312
Woah dude, nice pic. Want to join the club?
>>737368358
Fukk! :D
Do what 2B said? That if they can pay up most of the uber, you'll pay back over time with McDonalds and Brojobs.
>>737368384
A pain in the ass, but your ass will be fit!
>>737368412
Here
>>>737368563
I took a screenshot, wiser words have never been spoken

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>>737368916
Good ol' Ben Franklin!


...I looked it up. Forgive me :v

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>>737368978
Ooooh, I like this. Keep me posted, okay? It gets better every time you tell me about it.

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>>737368320
I can't...just watching them freezes me solid on the spot, like, have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? That's what happens, i become unable to move. Wait, can jellyfish be cooked? I thought they'd simply melt...wow you never stop learning.

>>737368226
That reminds me of a dream i had where i was underwater and staring at this giant city, i clearly remember how that vision chilled the blood in my veins. So are you a writer? Hm...i'm unsure if i can ask you the plot of the book you're working on.

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>>737366895
>>737368689
This. This will take you pretty far anon.

The only part I'd have to disagree with is being yourself. If people were to follow that to the letter, why, no one would get into a relationship with anyone really. So any baggage you have, insecurities, negative personality traits you may possess...leave them for the month mark.

In short, present the best version of yourself as possible. Work out the details later.

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>>737368916
Maybe. I feel that atleast my feelings are subsiding enough that maybe I can try to keep that.

IDK, I can't seem to believe that I came into contact with such a strange, but similar person.

>>737368766
Oddly enough, I don't think morning would work with this. But IDK.

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>>737369312
I meant send it in the morning, not go in the morining, silly~

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>>737368492
More like, there's a businessman tired of the parasites that live on the surface, so he decides to reject it all and choose something different, choose the impossibile, choose Rapture.

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>>737369166
I will

>>737369186
I started a world building exercise as a way to figure out what to draw next then decided I might turn it into a book or a story through a picture series or something.
got to be creative to keep the mind going.

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>>737369061
Ben Franklin! Thanks for the assist, little brother. Now, why would I possibly be upset at you?

>>737369186
I didn't know either. But letting a simple creature such as jellyfish scare you is going to deter you from experiencing a ton of future enjoyment. Need to face those fears at some point.

>>737369312
They're subsiding only because you're now focused on AnarchoQT. Suppose that your plans with her fall through? You'll default back to FEMT and the sad tale begins anew.

Drop her. You should've done it weeks if not months ago, really.

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>>737369560
A-Ah, well... That's kinda cheating, isn't it?

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So...which one of you crazy emo weeb femanons wants to get dicked?

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>>737369407
I know send it in the morning......

>>737369560
I guess. But IDK if I'll default back to FEMT or what. I've never defaulted back to anyone feeling wise at least.

>>737363047
how jordyn joness dirty socks smell like?

>>737368928
Yea we were planning it but the guy bought it 2 weeks ago so we didnt have enough to plan

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>>737369699
Huh? So why do you think it wouldn't work then?

Name one good reason to go to AX 2017??

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>>737369843
Cute cosplayers

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>>737369843
You might find 2B there.

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>>737369549
Thank you.

>>737369843
To see all the cool costumes!

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>>737369211
You're actually right, though there's a motivation if i said to be yourself, it is true that by following that to the letter you'll have more difficulties finding a partner, but once you do you can be 100% sure you found the right person that is fine with all your defects, that accepts you for what you are and that won't let you go. That being said your revised version is still the optimal one.

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>>737369646
Cheating? It's knowledge-gathering is what it is. Which one of several of your main functions, isn't it?

>>737369699
Right. You don't know. So why present yourself with that unnecessary risk and temptation in the first place?

>>737369733
*blinks* I'm at a loss here.

>>737369843
Cosplaying cuties, if that's your thing. Don't need to purchase a pass to merely be present.

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>>737369825
Afternoon to evening? Maybe night (Both times we properly spoke was after midnight...)

>>737370029
True, true. I think it may be best to leave it with FEMT for a while. Chances are I'll probably fall for her again if we got into contact again.

Hmm. Now how should I proceed with AnarQT.

>>737368987
Another woman told me the exact same thing.
She was obsessed with my ass for some reason...

>>737368916
no prob bruh but you advise against mayo why? That just tells me you've never actually tried it for acne.

I'm not a troll. I'm not trying to fuck with you guys. Had my share, had a good life, am 30 and have been in loving relationships, had acne, its really not a problem for you teens, you'll get over it. I'm here to help, bec. I just, I really just feel like giving you guys advice I wish I would have taken in my youth.

So. If you have acne, the mayo thing isnt bullshit. I promise. This isnt the point of the thread, and some of you may have seen my advice before. But for acne.

>dont touch face, dont rest your face in your hand when your tired and bored at school. Dont touch your face except.

>Wash your face with Dial Gold Bar soap and very very clean fingertips once per day. No buff pads or scrubbies. No facewashes benzoyl
shit apricot scrub bullshit.

>Use less soap in your laundry, all of you use too much, and wash your pillowcases and sheets at least weekly. Start your washer, let it start filling add 2 tablespoons of detergent, then add clothes when it starts go get bubbly. So many guys dont know how to do laundry.

>Use a thin smear of mayo on your face at night, wash it off in the morning with the above hot water, fingertips, dial gold bar.

now how do I know this. No shit. My old man was military stationed at Hickam HI. An old samoan dr. overheard my oldest sis complaining about her acne at a restaurant. Came over, told her to use regular Hellmans mayo on her face at night. It worked

It worked for all of us, I hated it, my mom insisted, but by god when I used it it worked. And I've always hated mayonnaise. It works.

Do what I say, if you have acne. It will most likely help, and I'd stake money on that.

I wouldnt fuck with you guys, I make jokes sure, but I wouldnt tell you to do something that would fuck you up.

Love you. And work on those shoulders, forearms, then chest, then biceps, then tris, dont worry about the beer gut,

>>737363047
why im such a jerk?

>>737368689
To be honest, I would pay just to be friends with a girl

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>>737370029
Ah... True, true. I can't know everything by default!

...I have a hard time seeing that. I feel like I should know everything.

>>737370224
But why exactly? That's just limiting yourself.

>>737370351
Why do you think that anon?

>>737370383
What's stopping you from just being a friend normally?

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>>737370252
Anyone can appreciate a nice ass. You seem qualified enough to engage a female specimen, just git gud, gather a little courage and chat with a few, or you can ask a friend to introduce you to someone!
>>737370351
It's ok to be a jerk.
>>737370383
It's not okay to fall this low, get a grip anon.

>>737370351
Are you really?

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>>737370224
Coffee date, and please tell me every detail about it once you return. Your interests and ideology aligns neatly with hers, indicated a greater probability of future happiness with her.

>>737370310
Never had issues with acne. It just seems counter-intuitive given that mayo is made with oils that are comedogenic. But good call on that apricot scrub. It's much too harsh.

I'm glad you dropped by, shoulders-anon.

>>737370351
You tell me why you think you're a jerk.

>>737370495
*laughs softly* You and I both, Rock.

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>>737370686
I don't feel like a relationship should be cemented on political views...

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>>737369560
Funny how you said simple, it is probably the simplest creature on our planet, anyway, i don't have issues approaching any other animal, at times i had the chance to get closer to even some relatively dangerous ones, but jellyfish...O can't even look at their dying carcasses on the sand, how do i approach them then?

>>737369549
You should give to it the eerie atmosphere of a ghost city sunken into the depths of the ocean, i'd make it look in a ruined state by puting an algae infestation that engulfed the vast majority of the buildings, with sea critters feasting over the dead corpses of the population and who knows, maybe even add in some unexplainable event, something to add in the mysterious and eerie look of the city.

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>>737370786
shouldn't be, but it's better to align than have wildly different views.

>>737370515
Okay. thanks.
I just need to fly back into the states and get back on my bike

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>>737370786
You're right; it shouldn't be the foundation. But, it's been demonstrated that romantic partners report more happiness when ideologies match.

>>737370862
With a very long stick and a curiosity that overwhelms your fear.

>>737370495
Well, first things, my only means of transportation is a bike, and I live right on the edge of town...