I wanted the nickname "Rocket-Man," but ended up being

I wanted "Brown Dynamite" but instead I got "Nigger".

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i wanted 'Hatchet Man' but wound up as 'Heartless'

Wanted "White Lightning"

Got "Turbo"

Bazinga.

Wanted "JT" got "Acorn"

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i wanted 'Social Justice Warrior' and I got 'Awful cunt Douchebag'

>>737355905
i wanted "Blaze LongCock"

got "faggot weeb"

Wanted "Web-Boy" but got "Steve Urkel"

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(Translation)
I wanted cute pie and I got 'Cutie Pie'! Yay!

Wanted "T-Bone" got "Koko"

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I wanted 'Tin Man', but i got..... continued

wanted captain, got lieutenant autismo

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>>737357448
....'Uncle Jed'!

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>>737357378

Long-Dick Willy. Call me thimble-dick Williams.

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Wait, which one was i again?

>>737355905
Wanted "Brute." Wound up with "Scooter."

>>737357819
I kek'd

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No........no.

No.

>>737357535
Too soon, man. To soon.

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when i was in middle school i made fun of my friends name because his last name was Zapata.
called him Mr. Shoes.
he was not as smart as i was.
he called me Herpes because my name was Hernandez.

wanted Billy big balls but got Chode boy charlie

I wanted any nickname because then it means people know I exist
I have no nickname

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i don't have anything snappy, just found this and wanted to post it

>>737358025
Wait, is buddy Ebson dead?

>>737357646
You are penske material

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Nnnn hnn: Wanted Scruffy, Seconded it. Got Scuffy

Do any1 have brazzer acc that i could use ?

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I wanted "Green Ranger." But I got "White Ranger."

Request not relate.

>>737358226
The stuff they painted him with to make his skin look metallic killed him.

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I wanted Goor Rooking, I got Japanese Sailah!

>>737358711
Vely, vely good rooking...

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I specifically requested to be addressed as 'Roy'.
All I got was a title: 'Professor'

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Wanted 'Khan." Got "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN."

>>737358993
>>737358711
You are too old to be posting on /b/.

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No matter where I go, or what I do, every human calls me 'Gilligan'

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I wanted "DEATHSTRIKER"
I got "edgy cunt"

I wanted to be addressed as Higgins but I got tattoo instead

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Wanted "Fluffy McCutewhiskers."

Got "Depart From This Place Foul Demon and Return to the Hell From Whence Thou Camest."

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>>737359065
Just exactly Whew tha Fuck are yew now?

>>737359163
>Wanted Dobie Gillis.

>Got Gilligan

>>737359300
This may be the first time the Ziffles have been posted on /b/.

>>737359300
If you know at what speed Uncle Joe is a'movin', then you are definitely too old to be here.

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I wanted 'Marv', got called 'Sleestak'

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>>737359506
Answer: Kinda Slow

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>>737355905
I carried a duncan yo-yo in hopes all the kids would call me duncan. But they just called me "sockmouth"... Cuz they took my yo-yo and stuffed their socks in my mouth

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BTW: Always was, and always will be....

Pee Wee

>>737359604
Hey Grampaw, what's for supper?

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you lot can thank me later
>snap teens .net

>>737359604
OK,how did Mr. Haney deal with the pores in the walls of the Douglass house?

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I'm not only the bartender, I own the place
>see if you can get that one
> hint: Series finale, Dr. Sam Beckett