W-Welcome to general advice w-with Alice3D! D-do you need a

>>737343026
You should make the suicide, suicide is bad ass.

All girls I saw this far who are into anime were ugly ass fuck.

>>737343026
i need a blowjob, lets see if op delivers

i hate myself, i want to die. People i know aren't the ones i know anymore. Thoghts like unhappyness and despair crawling up in my mind like a bug. I'm living in hell. I take drugs every night to show people that i'm fine , but each pill brings me closer to death. Should i pull the trigger Alice?

>>737343026
ive destroyed myself. i have spread myself across the internet completely naked and doing filthy things to myself. people know my name, my family and friends dont know, but they will, its only a matter of time. i hate myself but im addicted to the humiliation. thoughts alice?

>>737343110
Danny mother fucking D
The T R A S H man
Franky Reynolds
Dwarfy Schwarzenegger

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>>737343026
Hey Alice! I've been talking to a girl I really like this past week, how do I avoid being autistic/fucking it up?

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how the FUCK do I make friends that I enjoy???

Fuck off

>>737343893
Be yourself, don't do anything you don't want to do. The last thing you want is for someone to think that you're phony.

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>>737343110
N-no thank you <4

>>737343326
I'm n-not from an anime dear <4

>>737343593
Never pull the trigger. I'm h-here for you <4

>>737343026
>D-do you need a hug?
I will take a hug from you any day...

>>737344054
He said into anime not from one you dip

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>>737343893
J-just be yourself and take things slow <4

>>737343931
Find p-people who enjoy the same hobbies you d-do <4

>>737344113
*hugs you close and buries my face in your shoulder*

>>737344175
I'm a-aware.

Is it bad that I got a boner already

>>737344276
I have found people with the same hobbies, they're mostly genuinely autistic and not even in the meme way. Or they don't like me, I only get attention from normie women and they're boring as all hell. wtf do i do, am i destined to be alone forever?

>>737343745
is your ignoring of my post because im too pathetic.

>>737344276
A hug from Alice? Welp, my life is complete.

I could use some titties to cry on, desu.

>>737343026
should i kill niggers on battle grounds or dayz?

>>737343026
should i choose futaba or kawasaki for my waif in persona 5?

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>>737344497
Whoa, trips!

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>>737343745
I think you might be interested in BDSM. I’m not a sexual psychologists, so I’m unable to help you at this time.

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>>737344569
Battle grounds obvisoulsy, Day-Z is a piece of trash that even the devs gave up on

You still haven't killed yourself.
Can you take a fork to your nearest Socket please?

Hello alice

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Kisses

>>737344640
hello newfriend

>>737344640
Shut the fuck up that's not how it works you fucking baboon

>>737343026
bitch cunt nigger

>>737344788
HAHA! BOY DID I GET YOU! FUGGIN NEWFAG

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Whip out those titties, Alice!
Make everyone's day.

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>>737344569
You shouldn't be k-killing anyone, but I would pick Battlegrounds.

>>737344620
Never played it.

>>737344710
C-could you show me how?

>>737344740
Hello dear <4

>>737344843
Nice dubs frawn

>>737343026
why haven killed yourself yet? :s

o brother here we go

>>737344863
not sure if troll, or retard.

I'd like some help. Exams are killing me

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Now what?

Alice

Where exactly should I place the knot of the noose. So when I drop it snaps my neck.

Thanks alice

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>>737344440
Guess that is a yes.

>>737343026
im baby sitting my freinds sister we are at the zoo, should we throw his sister in with a gorilla (she is really annoying)

Why are you wearing a corset?

>>737345002
=o

>>737344922
no u

>>737344972
Tell them to fuggn quit it

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>>737344928
Because I don't know h-how to.

>>737344972
Tell me about y-your exams!

>>737345002
Y-you should talk to me instead <4

>>737345046
I'm n-not?

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what in the actuall fuck is this?

>>737344878
No. The Sockets around here are safe and stuff. There is a residual current breaker installed, so this would not kill me. And I am not vain enough to post pictured of myself all over the internet.
And I got work todo. See you in a month or two. (Hopefully not)

>>737345137
My now ex-girlfriend turned out to be a lying cheating slut.
What do I do now?

>>737345137
post green screen

>>737345137
But normally you have a more square boy like frame

Hey Alice! I'm going out with a girl I talked a lot to online. She is really into me, like idolizing me.
Thing is I did a bunch of acid last year and came to the realization that I don't need a girl who I have deep feelings for since that's just serotonin in my brain and feels like molly, I rather find someone who treats me really nicely.
So my problem is:
1. Don't have deep feelings for her.
2. I thought I was over this but I dunno if my friends and family would find her ugly. Like I really need the validation from them. I dunno I like the way she looks.
So should I break it off?
Should I ask the people close to me if they give me their blessing?

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Ask for help?

I need 1000$ to buy pc

>>737345174
>ex-girlfriend
>Evaluate what made her a lying cheating slur
>Improve your search algorithms
>Try again
>fail
>resort to pillow waifus

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Will you pound my tight pussy? https://youtu.be/xaODo1agc1Q

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I'm gonna need some ta-tas, kiddo

>>737345157
a trap who makes these threads and stutters so he can get attention

>>737345137
Well, if I don't ace these, I'm probably never going to get my degree, and as such never going to get a decent job. Only problem is, I can't do chemistry to save my life. What do?

>>737345137
for the love of everything... are you ever going to post nudes? I want to see that girly dick of yours

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>>737345165
T-thanks for the bump <4

>>737345215
I'm sitting on it~

>>737345225
No, no I don’t. Welcome to the wild world of clothes and cosplays

>>737345137
you ever going to do a reveal/noods fam

>>737343026
hey you still haven't delivered on my blowjob
>>737343474

Constant jokes about suicide to my mother has her convinced I'm suicidal. How can I let her know I'm joking I've already tried explaining it's humor.

>>737345137
you streaming tonight?

>>737343026
only 25, kindney failure, need dialysis every other day, My gf is on the brink off breaking up with me for reasons unknown. sucked a lot of shit up in the past. sick for 10 years, i don't know what to do anymore.Kinda sick off it all, trying not to die tough...

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Do you think I'm sexy? https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

>>737345388
Oh, hush - Alice threads are comfy

>>737345428
Sorry rectangle, you still have nice legs, but no hips tbh.

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>>737343026
what do u think of my butthole?

>>737345464
shoot your self and leave a not saying "ITS A PRANK!"

>>737345002
>>737345137
If you want to be my friend I will hold off.
I was planning to go on Saturday, if it doesn't rain. I have everything I need, I found a tree in a nice meadow.
Quit my job 2 weeks ago
Finished the dark tower books
books
And I should be able to watch the Canada day fireworks first.

>>737345428
post yourself sitting on green screen I guess?

>>737345583
note

Hi alice

Please respect Ms. Alice

>>737343026
I got a question.
How to get alice3d show her tits and vag?

>>737345428
Your welcome. You'll get bumped anyways. But please consider killing yourself. It's the right thing to do. Trust me!

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>>737345257
Y-yes dear?

>>737345174
S-she's already your ex isn't she?

>>737345395
I would recommend Khan Academy and Crash Course (video series on Youtube) to help y-you brush up and learn your chemistry!

>>737345423
I don't h-have a dick.

>>737345442
No.

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>>737343026
i want a (you)
i need (you) to live
GIMME MY (YOU)

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>>737343026


DIE BITCH

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>>737343026

Oh shes back!
Hey Alice, Dhylec speaking; can i get a big hug? My week is beeing kind rough and a big hug and some nice comforting words sure would help me a lot, if it`s not too much to ask for.
Thank you for making my day better every time i am fortunate enough to find you posting ^-^

>>737345768
ight keep posting on b tho ur threads are the only thing that remind me that this place isnt terrible 100% of the time

>>737345591
My only problems are where to place the knot and how can I have my body found right away, I don't want to rot in a noose or get eaten by animals. I want to be buried.

Regardless if I fuck up the knot it will still kill me, and I was thinking about just leaving my cellphone calling 911, just drop it before I drop.

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>>737343026
Are you the Alice that made English muffins on /2hu/?

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Oi Alice, where are the other trip fags who hang around?

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>>737345867

Pretty sure you can't get it, but you can however get his bick dick in your throat tho.

>>737345353
>what made her a lying cheating slut
I don't know, some women are just like that
>Improve your search algorithms
She came to me, I did no searching
>pillow waifus
Never

>>737345768
Yes. She broke up with me "temporarily" for one reason, told a mutual friend it was for a completely different reason, and then I found out she was most likely fucking her other ex, possibly while we were still together, after she told me she was a virgin.

>>737345768
This is a first, getting useful advice from this place. Thank you Alice

>>737343026
how friendly are you in real life?

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I c-can be your Alice baby?

>Why am I in this bread?

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>>737345235
D-don't take neurotoxic drugs or you'll end like with s-smooth gorilla brain...

OH WAiT IT ALREADY HAPPENED!

>>737345465
Y-yes, at 6PM>>737345496
>only 25, kindney failure, need dialysis every other day, My gf is on the brink off breaking up with me for reasons unknown. sucked a lot of shit up in the past. sick for 10 years, i don't know what to do anymore.Kinda sick off it all, trying not to die tough...

>>737345496
Have you been on dialysis for 10 years?
What shit have you sucked up?

>>737345591
P-please come join my chat. You'll be among friends. anekiho.e

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>>737346096

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It's okay t-the thread hasn't been lost y-yet!

>>737346096
Then why have i been banned from that chat?

>>737343026

Would you hug me Alice? I'd hug me, I'd hug me hard

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>>737343026

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QUICK, every one in this thread get on the plane.

Prove to me that you're a girl, and not a trap

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>>737345867
*hugs you tightly*

>>737345881
Please don't k-kill yourself. C-come talk to me instead. anekiho.me/chat2

>>737345970
The greatest r-revenge is to be successful and happy.

>>737345988
N-nice dubs, and you're w-welcome <4

>>737346195
Not me.

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GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH, NOBODY HERE APPRECIATES YOU HERE EXCEPT FOR SOME ATTENTION LOOKING WHORES JUST LIKE YOURSELF

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>>737346096
Which Alice are you.

>>737343026
Hey!
Hey Alice!
Alice!

Show!
Your!
Dick!

Alice do you normally get spammed?

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>>737346389

>>737346389
I don't know how to be happy :(

>>737346430
The "burn victim"

>>737346496
I got this one, answer is lolis

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>>737346517

>>737346438
It happens eventually in most threads. It's sort of inevitable in a place like /b/

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>>737343026

Out.

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>>737343593
Sounds familiar.

>>737343026
why you are such a retarded faggot?

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>>737346380
P-please provide evidence for me n-not being a woman.

>>737346430
Alice2

>>737346438
Yes.

>>737346496
Happiness isn't something t-that's meant to be felt all the time, but t-tell me what's making you unhappy?

>>737343026
i need a blow job!

>>737343026
I've never had sex or fucked or kissed a girl in my life, can you just make a photo with timestamp of your ass, please? Btw, i'll need it like after 10-20 minutes, can you do it?

right, so i broke up with my girlfriend because of reasons (my decision) but not because i didnt love her anymore, now im miserable.... what do?? also, tits pls?

>>737346685
What does "which Alice are you" mean? are theyre muiltiple ones that post in b

also do you have a discord

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>>737346617
Don't be rude.

Alice youre a great part of /b and 4chan

>>737346603

Yeah but the last few days he hasn't been spammed , i guess it's earlier then i normally watch the threads

>>737346685
See above

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>>737343026
Nice bread~

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>>737346764

>>737346753
Yes like 27 Alice's

Does this count as avatarfagging?
Please advise.

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>>737345889

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>>737346930

>>737344640
last digits only newfag

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>>737346389
Hi Alice!!
It's nice to see you!!

Hi. I'm in a relationship of over 2 years, and i recently started taking to someone over the internet that makes me a lot happier than my current S.O. What do Alice? The new girl is basically 10/10.. she gets me going without even trying! I think I'm like in love with her I wanna suck her toes and get dicked down with her

What do you do for a living Alicia?

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>>737346772

>>737343026
Tits or GTFO

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>>737344788
nice dubs

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>>737346988

K-Kill yourself a-anon

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>>737346718
No.

>>737346738
S-sounds like you made a mistake and a-are regretting it. B-buyers remorse I t-think it's called.

>>737346968
Nice to see you too, dear!

>>737347005
It's Alice, dear. I am a f-financial engineer.

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I miss 2011

>>737346685
There's not really anything making me unhappy, just nothing noticably making me happy. I'm just living, neither happy or sad.
Unrelated question, do you like cuddling?

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>>737347122

WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IN: GET THE FUCK OUT

NOBODY LIKES YOU HERE STUPID WHORE, KILL YOURSELF ALREADY AND DIE FFS.

STOP ALREADY LOOKING FOR ATTENTION HERE YOU DUMB TRAP BITCH.

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>>737346988
Don't count your chickens b-before they hatch.

>>737347159
Y-yes. Are there people w-who don't?

>>737347204
Thank you for the bump <4

>>737347122
well, i knew that i still loved her when i was breaking up, its just that i know there is no future between us but it still hurts AF, how the fuck do i stop the pain

>>737343026
Hi Hi Alice-chan!!! :3

>>737345970
Cry about it and move on you fucking loser.

>>737347122
were you in a bad mood today, you seem like kind of a bitch. barring the fact that you're being flamed by anon

FIGNUUUUUTS

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>>737347259

No bump you dumb fuck.... why i even bother... DIE ALREADY YOU LITTLE INSECURE KID.

Sigh oh well, i tried to help Alice, thanks for no responses.

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>>737347267
H-hello doll <4

>>737347315
I'm fine <4 Thanks for the concern though, I a-appreciate it!

>>737347468
Thank you for all the h-help <4

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>>737347468

>>737347259
There are

>>737347269
It's not worth crying about, I have moved on, and I'm not a loser

why does your git contain magnum that seems same-same to mosra/magnum

>>737347512
WHY DO YOU ONLY RESPOND WHEN I DON'T ADD A PIC?

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Alright i need some fucking advice god dammit
So this god damn douche bag dick goy comes along and asks out the girl ive liked for years
(I heard their conversation)
"Hey, anon"
Girl: "Whats up"
Guy: " Ah nothing much i got something to ask"
Girl: " yeh what is it?"
Goy: " Will you go out with me"
Girl: "Sure"
This fucking guy has has been so mean and such a douchebag

He asks girls constantly for nudes

He's had sex multiple times with random girls then dumps then later on

He basically talks down to these girls like a muslim under sharia law

So this girl ive liked since middle school (In senior year) Shes 4'11"
And thicc af shes really nice and cute

But anyways ive helped her so god damm much
I drove her to school for 5 months straight
Ive taken her to parties
Gotten her presents and multiple gifts
And even celebrated all the holidays together for 2 years
All she says is "Thanks anon, i love you so much"
Yet this guy that she has never talked
Decides to date him even though she knows she treats girls like shit
He comes and even said to me "Imma snatch yo bitch"
I feel betrayed after all ive done
Its really hard for me to express my feelings to her
Ive come to conclusion im going to he a beta male for my whole life

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Here is where you can contact me outside of here! i'm going to be streaming in a few minutes <4

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: vaughlive.tv/thehotbox

>>737347514
;)

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>>737346685
I see. Why do you still bother posting here? /b/ is worse than its even been.
>>737347395
DON'T BULLY

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>>737347633
Rip

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>>737347633

FINALLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF /B/ YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE, FUCKING CANCER OF /B/

NOW BEG FOR DONATIONS ON YOUR PATREON AND TWITCH, STUPID WHORE.

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>>737343026
Hey, Alice, what you are doing is good, but do you have any particular reason you hang around /b/ giving advice? It just seems to me there are more receptive communities for this kind of thing where your voice could make real change Just a bored psych nerd, or is it a gratification thing?

Also, on an unrelated note, were you ever an admin on a Space Station 13 server?

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She left, we won! Good job /b/

Faith restored.

>>737346096
No, just recently had to start, i'm sick for 10 years.
It's called heunoch shönline purpura. It made me very sick back when i was 15 going to 16, after that i beame depressed, got a gf for 4 years saved me from suicide, she broke up, thats 2 years ago now, about 4 moths ago i met a new girl, really nice etc etc, but now she doesen't know wether she wants to stay or not, leaving me wating for an answer... like a fucking dog.

>>737348011

Also, shoutout to all people who helped ruin this faggots thread. Love ya marvelous bastards.

>>737345947

>>737347633
love you alice :D

Hey Alice,

I am a 24 year old autist. I recently got diagnosed, that along with ADHD.

I am suicidal but probably won't end up killing myself. I don't really have many hobbies now but there are things I truly enjoy.

I resent normal people, and am no longer interested in dating or romantic relationships.

I am also an avid drug user and am always critisized for it. In my opinion it isn't really a big deal as I am knowledgable and cautious.

I have always had trouble with certain things, and have at this point have decided to reject society and work towards homesteading in the woods.

Am I crazy?

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>>737343026

Btw. it's known that Alice doesnt write those threads anymore, so which one of you whiteknight fags wrote it this time? I know there is few different people who make those threads. Shit doesn't add up, I've noticed long time ago... so?

>>737347266
Having gone through something like that, you'll get over your feelings and your doubts, just give it time. As much time as it takes.

>>737348334
One of her/his followers do it

>>737348334
>>737348414
>>737347955
You guys should start an Alice fanclub of your own.

>>737347623
The key to avoid getting friendzoned is to be clear with your intentions.
Girls dig confidence.
Even if she'd see you as a potential sex partner if you don't make your move fairly early on she will label you as a friend.
No amount of running errands or buying shit for her will fix this.
You missed this boat anon.
Next time if you want to fuck a girl tell her you think she is hot.
She either responds positively or brush you off.
Then you try again, it'll work after a while if you keep at it.

>>737346685
Well, your voice is deep like a mans.

>>737348334
uhm it does literally say breathe of the wild right there in your own screen shot, and then she does talk about how she posted the thread on her stream often and takes up to date pictures with time stamps...

So even if it wasn't her she's still involved.

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>>737347553
Well glad to hear it, nigga. That whore isn't worth crying over anyway.

>>737343026
fuck off alice

>>737348229
What sort of drugs?

>>737349052
Thanks, Mike. You always seem to know what's best for me.

>>737348229

I'll join ya bro. Not a fag. Recruit others and start are own civilization. No religion allowed.

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>>737344440
you can have this mildly rare pepe

A thread like this would be nice once in a while sans attention whore OP ofc.

>>737349297
thanks anon

>>737344640
this nigga gay

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Hi guy I will show in appear.in

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>>737347623
CUCK

>>737349711
>
hi hairy cunt show theet

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>>737343026

>>737349776
Hi wow you recognize me

>>737348414

Yeah, she doesn't post here on 4chan at all nowadays (or very rarely) instead some faggots (her white kinghts) do it for her. Bitch is going "Imma help you anon 'n shit" but she's either not here, or always leaves after 10 or so replies, leaving her patreon, twitch etc.

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>>737343026
I need a hug, I was walking down street and a woman thought I was a mugger.
>be me
>black hoodie
>black baseball cap with no logo
>black handbag
>black sunglasses
>6'5"
>230
>fast but quiet walker

Alice, know anything about modofinil?

>>737347623
No, you won't be. You've learned a painful and powerful lesson. One you will never forget.

>>737349971
Were you also wearing black skin?

Do you have green tea with added sugar today? You didn't have any yesterday.

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>>737349971
No lol also i'm not racist either. She was just so scared and crossed the street and started talking on her phone.

>>737350104
whoops, i mislink, it's hard posting on a phone >>737350512

>>737343026
I am about to solder my sexdolls anus back together and maybe touch up the vagina because after 3 or so years of hard use I kinda ripped both and now I know why my last GF did not like anal because god damn one random sneeze or anus clench and the sphincter can rip like paper

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>>737349971

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>>737350899
Thank you anon you are the best

>>737349971
>hoodie
>cap
>sunglasses
i hate ppl like you

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>>737351363
I'm sorry you feel that way, but may you please tell me why?

A touhou thread getting hijacked.

What a world

>>737343026
It's nice to see you, Alice. Just wanted to say that.

>>737343026
I ruined things with my best friend by bringing up a fetish I was into when we were talking about sex, wat do?

>>737351932
She's streaming now.

>>737352212
Ruined how?

>>737343326
Lana Rain is hot as fuck tho maybe the only one

>>737352571
She called me a phsyco because of my fetish, then just stopped messaging me, and she lives 2 cities

>>737352919
What is this fetish, and how did you disclose it?

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>>737352264
.......................she?

>>737353188
We were just talking about sex and stuff, idk why, and it wasn't a fetish more a fantasy

>>737343026
Hello

>>737353309
You can elaborate. You are, after all, anonymous here.

>>737353258
Yes. Her.

>>737343026
butthole please bae?

>>737353794
Okay well have you ever seen an image of a bunch of cuts after someone was cutting themselves?

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>>737353899
Proof? I need to see vagina.

>>737354056
So its a blood/scar fetish? Rest assured, these fetishes are not uncommon at all.

>>737354284
I fantasise about cumming in the open wounds, and it freaked her the fuck out

>>737344414
no but it is gay since this is a dude

>>737343026
Who took the picture?

Hey Alice, I just want to say that I really apreciate how you still come to this rotten place to help ppl with their problems Love ya <3

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>>737354521
Some people might be temporarily shocked by this admission. Give her a little time.
In the future, be careful who/how you reveal this. In the meantime, there are no shortage of websites and online groups that cater to this fantasy.

>>737355112
Thanks, as shitty as /b/ is these days, it has those few redeeming moments

>>737355257
You're welcome!
Good night, anon!