>colbert walks onto the stage >audience on the edge of

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>>737328942
....HOW MANY FUCKING SCOOPS?!?!!?!?

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TAMALD PRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>737328942
Do people actually find this guy funny anymore?

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>>737328942

>>Trump walks onto the stage
>>His supporters are struggling to contain their patriotism
>>Trump smirks
>>"Everything I do is for you working class folks...The elite Democrats don't like it and make fake news."
>>The hissing of the crowd is deafening. Their dislike of the media is palpable.
>>"But it's ok. I have a plan, the best plan..."
>>The men of the crowd have raging erections and the women are literally dripping through their pants.
>>"...We're going to build a wall..."
>>Several of the audience members pass out from sheer euphoria as others are restlessly begging Trump to fuck them.
>>"...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
>>1 by 1 several other audience members spontaneously combust into flames of patriotic passion.
>>An audience member asks a question..."what are you going to do about Health Care, Mr. Trump?"
>>Trump silently walks down amongst his people.
>>He approaches the man who asked his question and begins stripping him of his clothes
>>he places the man on all fours.
>>Trump takes out his incredibly long 4" cock and places it against the man's anus.
>>Trump leans forwards and whispers to the man.
>>"I'm going to remove ObamaCare and replace it with a plan that will ensure that you and your working class family will not be able to afford even basic coverage. Your pre-existing conditions you developed by working in the coal mines and steel plants won't be acceptable and you will still love me for it.
>>With that, Trump penetrates the man's anus and the man explodes into a flock of white doves that fly off into the sunset.

"whatever you want to call this shit storm"

>>737328942
Make all the unrepresentative parodies you wish, but deep down, you know you'd never be half as successful as him in a hundred lifetimes.

You don't even have to make things up about Drumpf, all he has to do is use his own words in tweets and videos against him because the annoying orange is so stupid he is incapable of planning ahead.

>>737330506
lol

>>737330359
/thread

>>737328942
this is exactly why i absolutely hated him when he was on comedy central and I preferred Jon steward much more.

>>737330359
Kek, more. Hopefully it's known I find both of these guys and their audience repugnant
*dibs fedora*

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>>737329562
No. Just tries to be an edgy teen.

>>737330676
>>737330592
>>737330506
>>737330359
Why are people incapable of enjoying parodies of both these retards?

>>737330847
Both are hysterical , it's just the trump one was so dead on and hysterical about the healthcare

>>737329562
>anymore
Most people who aren't hipster libcucks with skinny jeans and man buns never found him funny at all.

>>737330845
this is kind of hot

>>737330847

I wrote the Trump post....Honestly, I have nothing against the two of them. They are just doing what they know they can. They are manipulating the easily influenced minds of their audiences and stroking their egos to make them think that they are smarter than the other side etc.

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>>737328942
Did you get raped as a child, op?

> Being this autistic...

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>So...
>*Raises Eyebrows*
>*Audience giggling*
>Drumpf...
>*Audience Howls and claps*
>I mean, really?
>*Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out*
>*Colbert gets on his desk and rips off his shirt*
>DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUNP
>*Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalizing the TV crew*
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside*
>IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMP!!
>*Wings sprout from the audience members, they begin chanting in Latin*
>DAAAANAHLD
>*Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is now standing in his place*
>BLUMPF
>*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes, and cannibalizations sprout up*
>GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST
>*Trump, laughing hysterically, but crying profusely opens the nuclear football and demands that all nukes be set off*
>*DC iS wiped off the map*
>*Trump is literally BTFO*

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>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

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>>737331228

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Oh my god this thread

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GLORNAHLD KUMPFGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>737331142
Try not to take it so personally, anon.

>>737329562
Everyone hates on him but I learned more from him than the news. And in real life he's a genuinely good guy.

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HAND OVER THE SCOOPS GLUMPF

>>737331852
...you really shouldn't be getting your news from a comedy show, even if his show was fun to watch.

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>>737331466

what about this cheeky bastard?

>>737332087

What about Last Week Tonight? The information is solid, even if the show does have a bit of a bias.

not to mention that the amount of people getting their information from Fox are probably getting worse info than most...

>>737332224
>bit of a bias
Hell, I am a eurofag and even I know that is biased to fuck

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>>737332224
>pic related
Some information is good, and some is just echochamber nonsense

>>737332224
Watch it if you want to learn about (and by learn, I mean be exposed to) certain issues. Don't take any news source at face value though and do more research.

>>737332224
According to John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, right?

Try watching Fox for a while so you don't have to qualify your perception of it with "probably".

>>737332350
Super red pilled

>>737332350

That may be the case for someone of average or lower intelligence viewing the show.

I have to admit to the bias because I'm fairly progressive, but I don't agree with some of the things he says.

All things considered...it is still a comedy show about News.

what the us mass media and many people are doing---> absolute disgrace. never seen such a witchhunt. I´am from europe btw.

>>737332548

I have watched Fox news...and CNN and MSNBC and several other networks.

I'm not the average libtard that just watches on Network because I'm supposed to.

>>737332548
Oh jesus I find it hard to watch. It's such a forced narrative most of the time, its not even news mostly its just right wing entertainment. Some of the reporters are decent like wallace and shepherd, but even looking at hannity's face I want to burn the TV.

>>737329562
He is an adult entertainer, he is not for the kids of /b/.

>>737332907
All "news" outlets are what's called "entertainment news" in the US. In light of recent events, it should be 9obvious that media is a huge business and does not have much integrity when unregulated. Current state of journalism is abysmal. Spinn8ng narratives out of nothing (both right and left) to cater to ratings

>>737332791

No. The term Witch Hunt denotes that the target of the derision is undeserving of the treatment and that the accusations are based on unfounded evidence.

The reaction to Donald Trump's presidency is not a Witch Hunt

You seem very upset. Are you okay?

>>737332683
This person just seems to be over examining how jokes work.

It's a comedy show about news... Yeah, they're gonna have jokes. This is just another conservative looking for a reason to be deathly terrified of something

>>737333310

Right. I took it as an over-examination. That may just be the writers' style of joke telling. You have to lay the factual foundation, and then you follow it up with the joke...seems pretty obvious.

whereas something like the Jim Jefferies show is more of a non-chalant joke. He casually makes shocking or inappropriate statements for laughs.

>>737333083
You are crazy beyond help.

>>737332350
That guy is not a psychologist.

>>737334077
1. That is an ad hominem and doesn't change the validity or lack thereof in what he said
2. It's just your word against his

Tim Allen is only voice of reason.

I think people need a war. People need an enemy. The US is going nuts and it´s people need to fight somebody.

i imagine a general mood like it is right now, before WW1 and WW2. Pure warmongering. People are bored and need blood and games.

>>737332224
Is that what he told you to say?
If I watch the show do I get a card with my lines?

>>737330680
I preferred the Colbert Show (if I HAD to watch one of the two), because at least it was shtick/satire, where as Jon Stewart just came off as a massive fucking prick, which, incidentally, is how I feel about Colbert now.

>>737329562
You gonna tell me you prefer Fallon?

>>737333310

Agreed. Every comedy show follows this "formula".

If a comedy show doesn't have a laugh every 20 or 30 seconds then it is a shit comedy.

If you listen close sometimes sitcoms and other comedies will have a laugh cue or laugh track after things that aren't even jokes just to fill this void.

Someone is really over analyzing

>>737334900
I don't watch late night talk shows

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>>737328942

Stephen Colbert has effectively become The Big Bang Theory.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. RIP

>>737329562
He was at the peak of his career when he did satire on comedy central playing the CHARACTER stephen colbert. I got a lot of good laughs out of him. Granted, he had great writers for his show that dove head first into sarcasm. But colbert had great delivery to deliver the jokes.

>>737335304

Agreed. He nailed that character. It was brilliant.

>>737328942
I remember the days when Letterman would open every show with the name, "Buttafuoco". Shit happens.

>>737332548
Fox news is an entertainment show. It's not able to be a news source because of it was, it would have already been sued to death. Look it up.

>>737334307
:|

>>737335487
you belong in a museum !

>>737335304
this. where can I watch old colbert report episodes? I don't like this late show version of colbert.

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>>737334307

>>737335676
I know.

>>737334307
>>737335887
>Tim Allen takes the stance
>"honey, these damn liberals"
>cascading laughter fills the audience
>teenage daughter walks in
>"dad you're not taking my gay flag building workshop seriously"
>audience laughs uncontrollably at the unimaginably retarded pastime
>"Well honey, maybe you should grow up"
>audience shits themselves with laughter, the stench forces the girl to leave the stage
>"That's a crybaby liberal for you!"

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>>737330359
fucking lame-tier copypasta.
what's the matter cry baby, can't think up anything on your own? maybe you should find a safe space

>>737328942
cop starts breakdancing

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>>737336314
>BEING THIS buttmad
8 years, kid. The more upset you get the better he is

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>>737332138
No one cares about this foreign piece of shit

>>737336400
>implying trump is going to live this long to continue potus
>71 years old
>obese
>constant stress
>heart attack imminent

>>737336400
I'm really not. But at the same time I don't see how anyone could enjoy his new show, and I watched every episode of tool time growing up. In am a Colbert fan though so assume whatever you like.

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>>737336577
>implying he's not the healthiest president there ever was
Doctor's have literally confirmed this. Stay mad, bud
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-doctor-who-said-trump-would-be-the-healthiest-president-ever-wrote-his-glowing-letter-in-5-minutes-2016-8

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>>737336400
GUUUURGLELE DDDDUUUURRPPPFFF

>>737336739
You are a special one aren't you. Just because you believe every doctor and scientist is paid for their opinions dosnt mean us nonretards do. Especially when his doctor admited he never even checked or met with trump prior to his bill of health.

>>737336917
Trump is an orange retard who wants to fuck his daughter. You literally can't argue against that

>>737336976
warmongering.. that´s what you are.. let´s start a war with russia, you would love that. do you

>>737336976
Because that's not an argument

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>>737336917
>Just because you believe every doctor and scientist is paid for their opinions dosnt mean us nonretards do
Yes, I know. He wasn't paid for his research/conclusion. It was impartial and unbiased. You're mad that he can eat pizza at his age and maintain a healthy lifestyle?

>>737336400
>being this buttmad
>this buttmad
>buttmad
>"2 Corinthians"
Trump get off b and do some work

>>737337119
The doctor didn't even check him. And if you think trump maintains a healthy lifestyle then you fit in pretty well with the retarded and obese half of the country.

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>>737337158
>b
go back

>>737331077
I hate that I also find it hot

>>737337307
>no source
>ad hominem
>elementary insult
not an argument

>>737337432
You come to b looking for reasonable and sourced arguments and you still claim that you're not retarded?

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>>737328942
>WHAA??? But according to a study done by Trevor Noah, millennials who watch late night comedy are the most politically informed people in the world!!!

The vast majority of people who watch Colbert, Noah, Maher, etc are a bunch of faggoty millennials with social science degrees who think they know everything about politics. The same faggots who watch these talentless phonies also think trump can be impeached because they don't like him

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>>737337566
>>737337566
You say "b" and expect us not to know youre a plebbitor?

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>>737331466
Fucking kek. I can only dream

>>737337693
I'm on a phone faggot, that the best you got? I've been here all summer.

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>>737328942

>>737328942
It's hard to get triggered when liberal tears can still be tasted.

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>>737336976
>You're like literally a white male

>>737337621

Complaining about people with degrees. Who can spot the person with education issues?

>>737336739
Everybody get a load of this faggot

>>737334900
Hey! Alcoholics are fun to watch

>>737338167
If you have a social science degree then you might as well have no degree. Unless you're planning to be a Hollywood actor, you wasted $100,000 for bragging rights. Millions of jobs go unfilled because companies cant find people with any useful skills

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>>737336314
THIMM ALON

>>737328942
Daily reminder that politics is thought containment for the witless masses. The false dichotomy has been ingrained deeply into your minds.

>durmpf's the problem
>no libturds!!11

Remove yourselves from the gene pool immediately.

>>737338647
>Millions of jobs go unfilled because companies cant find people with any useful skills
That is so untrue it hurts

>>737331142
It's okay buddy. Now try to type that without crying this time.

>>737338575
that's propaganda

>>737338167
If you get your degrees from Ivy League or esteemed colleges, sure you're educated and probably know how to use it. If you go to what is essentially the equivalent of an adult day care center, then you're probably as knowledgeable about politics as a high school drop out.

>>737339313
Why do people who have so obviously never been to university act as if they know what it's like? Reading stuff from conservative youtubers and /pol/ is not a good way to shape yourbworldview

>>737330928
literally was not funny at all, verified liberals in twitter make these jokes everyday and it is not funny anymore

>>737331466
fucking Kek

>>737339417
Because I went to one? A good portion of the classes were so god damn easy all you needed to do was show up.

>>737339710
Then why did you fail? Or did you never get past 201 level classes

>>737335498
t. CNN fired staffer
>>737338167
he said social sciences like political science and gender studies and shit not real degrees like STEM or business or even economics

GURPLE DURFFFFFDPPFHHH

>>737339913
I'd have to be mentally challenged to have failed those classes, and yet many still did.

>inb4 well you are mentally challenged durr

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yes through genetic engineering and breeding the Chines have brought up the collective intelligence and the Americans are having the poor interbreed to keep people in cheek however by doing this they water down the pool the Chines breed the upper class with the poor thus they have created the worlds biggest supper computer and they have a larger base to draw from

>>737332907
I don't watch any news and i don't give a fuck about politics but this thread actually seems to be civil so I thought I'd say that fox News has been consistently found to be the most non biased new information source there is lol.

>>737340158
>I'd have to mentally challenged
Anon, I've got some bad news...

>>737340158
Well the classes get harder as they get more specific. Maybe you are up your mind of universities too quickly.

>>737340270
Yeah tucker Carlson so balanced and good debater xDD

>>737336490
I would kill Trevor Noah given the chance. not even kidding

>>737340516
t. Trevor noah

>>737340304
Look, I'm not saying everyone who goes to these colleges are morons. There are many people who excel in their field, and the ones who branch their classes out so they learn more subjects will generally be well informed.

I'm just tired of the glue eaters who act like they're Einstein because they pay their college $40,000 for a piece of paper in a field where you get a degree for just showing up.

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>>737340403
daddy tuck

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who is Trevor Noah

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>>737340583
wat

>>737339672
>reading verified liberals on twitter
that's where you went wrong, buddy

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>>737340804
that ultra smug South African nigger that hosts the daily show

>>737339987
>business
K E K'D
E
K
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>>737340642
I don't think most think they're Einstein, most just think they're experts in their fields, and they think that because they spent $40000 I'm classes on that subject.

Then some faggot comes along and says their opinion is just as valid, or that scientist are paid shills who don't actually know shit. And they get away with it because peope like yourself, believe school is a adult day care and that nothing they say matters.

>>737328942
the monkey's they have in the audience would laugh at anything. He could be standing up there jingling keys and occasionally say Trump and they'd be pissing themselves with laughter

>>737330359
Beautiful

>>737341153
If they get a degree in engineering, I'll trust them in engineering. If they get a degree in women's studies, I'll trust them in women's studies. If they get a degree in sociology, I'll trust them in sociology. I have no reason to believe they're any more experts in economics or politics than anyone who didn't go to college.

>>737329562
Was he ever funny? dude has and will always be a retard. Hes about as funny as jeff foxworthy.

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yeah that's the problem with trolling the trolls I agree though someone becomes educated in one filed and people thing that they are smart in all fields however they have the social skills of a undeveloped mind and are a vegetable in the others with a sociopaths mentality

>>737341031
business not a real major? what about all those wall street millionaires

>>737341835
Fair enough, I guess you nailed it.

That being said, everyone, including our president, think they know more than most about what to do with politics. Right. Left. Overconfidence in one's political opinion is the American way.

>>737341835
Except having a degree doesn't mean anything. There are historians who are still socialist, knowing full well that it has not and will never be a good economic system.

>Inb4 not real socialism even though gov had full control of wages and labor production
>inb4 sweden even tho most of the "social" services are privatized
>inb4 whataboutism of capitalism

>>737342250
Your lack of punctuation is disturbing.

>>737340857
ok but what that guy said still isn't funny, there aren't 49 late night shows who tell the exact same jokes as him.. oh wait

>>737342395
And then there's these faggots who once again, doesn't have a history degree, while telling people what to believe about history.

>>737342369
I won't disagree with that. That's why, while I have strong opinions on many subjects such as social issues, I'll admit I know fuck all about how the economy will turn or what way voting patterns will change. I was wrong about Brexit, right about Trump, wrong about Le Pen (Didn't think she would win just get more votes), and wrong about the recent British election.

People on both sides need to also realize their ideologies aren't infallible and that even if you believe the other side is usually wrong, they still will often have some bit of insight to offer.

>>737336490
One unfunny dipshit, one Euro-cuck, two niggers and an unfunny shrieking bitch who hides behind feminism to keep anyone from pointing out how awful she really is

>>737328942
You conservative faggots are so easily triggered. Guy's a meaningless comedian.

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>>737343239

>there are people who thinks colbert is funny
this blows my mind every time. the guy is so painfully unfunny, with his borderline dad-jokes & politically correct punchlines. the left is only funny when they're making a fool out of themselves by sceaming like autistic children and making cringy, copy-cat knockoffs of alt-right memes

>>737343239
I guess making funny greentexts is now being 'triggered'

Yeah. I'm just numb to all of this now. It literally sickens me. Letterman, who I was getting sick of his same old shit left Colbert a nice time slot and gig. I'd be lying if on the daily show I didn't get a couple laughs from him. Now, every fucking late night show is political satire. Sjw, liberal, of, anti-Trump. All the cable news is bias. It hasn't been reporting in many years. Attacking other networks, pro Trump. Anti Trump. Do they really think that ALL people are dumb sheeple?
Nope, not right-leaning, but most of tv is full of liberal "better not offend anybody" bullshit.

>>737343748
Yes, making multiple threads daily bitching about him for the last 5 months is triggered. How often did you see a thread about Stephen Colbert last year? How about now?

>>737344071
maybe that has something to do with him getting his show less than a year ago?
rly makes you think

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>>737343938
letterman was goat

>>737344170
Maybe, if that were true. He got his show in 2015 though, so try again.

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>>737330359

Trump Dredd approves this message

>>737344297

In the eighties before he went all CBS corporate shill. You "kids" don't know what you missed. For a network show, he was a rebel. Alway pushing the envelope.

>>737344501
not a kid mate

>>737343748

Find a show that doesn't have a black and/or a gay guy on. To show they are not racist.

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>>737344686
hehe

>>737336314

Yeah. Never was a home improvement fan, so I didn't give his new (now canceled) show a look.
Thanks to faggot liberal Hollywood. Part of me thinks that his show was just a parody of conservatism. And he was actually mocking it.
The inside joke. I'm sure he had Jew producers, distributors, staff, etc.

>>737334282
3. ur an fagget

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STOP CLAPPING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCVBEE1SfXI

>>737335697
Probably on the internet.

>>737330359
All the actual Trump supporters responding to this one are funny as shit. Man I've never laughed so hard.

What a great time to be an independent.

Each bipartisan dumbass side proving nearly equally how dumb they are.

Anyone who falls for bipartisan and sides Democrat or Republican is a mouth breathing plebian getting the wool pulled over their eyes.

There is one party. The money party. Behind closed doors politicians of each side shake hands and get on their knees in front of their corporate masters.

If you don't know that, you're a waste of space.

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>>737345783

>>737337693
So you just lost an argument, right?

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>How many fucking scoops did you just ask me for, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I've been driving this ice cream van since before you could glomp, and every time I've only given one schoomp.. And you fucking DARE to ask me for two. scoops. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words GLOOOOMPF. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my face? Think again, Blompf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. If only you could have known what unholy retribution asking for TWO SCHROLLPS, maybe you would have held your FRUMPING FUMBLRUMPRL. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re FLOOOOOOOOOORP I will SCALMP YOU GRUMF I WILL FLOG YOU . You’re fucking dead, grop.

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>>737330845

>>737332138
This guy is at least funny and talks about interesting topics and goes in depth on them
I mean, he got to talk to the dalai lama himself...

>>737330359
>get a load of me, i don't even know how to fucking green text

>>737340583
Remind me, is typing a lower case "t." for no reason from Tumblr, Twitter, or Reddit?

>>737344790
Highly doubt the most liberal man in history would wear a MAGA hat.... just sayin.

>>737347188
"t." signifies "greetings from" in Finnish, it comes from Finnish imageboards
wanna know how i know youre a newfag?

>>737347329
Did you not even get the meme? It's a "Make America" hat. God damn liberals are fucking retarded

>>737347329
it's a MA hat. fgt ass nigger

>>737347329
Classical liberalism has nothing in common with contemporary liberals

>>737347354
Who the fuck cares about finnish people kek

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>>737347487
lurk moar

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>>737347354
Because it's summer, and you've been here maybe 2 months top?

Lurk moar kid

wtf is this thread, you're mad at colbert for making fun of trump wanting two scoops of ice cream? You should take a real look at who's overreacting here

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>>737347188
oh my fucking god summer is here

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>>737347539
>doesn't know about the t. meme
>calls others summer
>reddit spacing
>filename.jpg

>>737347586
Pretty sure the thread is

Comedians jobs are so easy, because Trump was a joke before and now they don't even have to write material. Yeah it's a bit lazy, but it's job security as long as he's in the white house.

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>>737347188
>Remind me, is typing a lower case "t." for no reason from Tumblr, Twitter, or Reddit?

>>737347647
>Slippy Poster
>Summer

Yeah, seems about right.

>>737347586
>>737347791
/Thread

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>>737347188
>HELLO FELLOW 4CHANNERS HOW ARE YOU DOING

>>737347791
basically biased libs just dying over any joke or criticism toward trump while giving these annoying shit heads ratings and dollars

bet I can get the last post in this thread

>>737348235
Doubtful

>>737348205
I'd tell a news story about a fuck up for a couple grand. It'd be lazy as fuck, but I gotta get paid.

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>>737348178
Moar like

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DAILY REMINDER THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A /tv/ MEME MADE BY LEFTIES WHO ALSO RECOGNIZE SHIT-TIER "COMEDY"

>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.
>"CITIZENS OF /POL/, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM--
>YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME."
>The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.
>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!"
>The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.
>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
>The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.
>"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..."
>Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.

COLBERT Is My Dude! And Mr J.Batiste at the piano?! Awesome. Great talent, great humour. Only thing that would make it funnier was if a total Cunt was the president...oh wait KEK!

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>>737348571
>>737348571
>>737348571
>>737348571
shit forgot the audio clip to go along with it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HtNmBnqiKV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HtNmBnqiKV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HtNmBnqiKV

>>737348374
>I'd tell a news story about a fuck up for a couple of grand pianos each joke.
Fixd, the dudes made it.

>>737348571
No ones cares about tv or pol. Fuck off back to whichever.

>>737330845
T-thanks doc...

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>>737348840
whoa, cool your jets there, buddy. switch sweat pumps to slow speed

>>737348840
you say nobody cares about pol as if it isn't the second most popular board, kek

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>>737349583
liar.

Kek. Trumpfags are so easily butthurt.

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>>737349583

sorry but this thread is ending with my post

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>>737349703
u tried

>>737350072
back at you

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>>737348178
Delet this

>>737350120
>implying I want to be the last post

>>737350210
Good thing you don't want to be because I will

>>737350210
Fuck you bitch motherfucker DUMP DRUMPF AAAAAA

Get out of this thread my dad will let me back in the house if I am last post

>>737329562
I don't really find him funny but at least he doesn't repeat the same joke over and over like Colbert posters.

>>737350386

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>>737350294

>>737330359
>Trump takes out his incredibly long 4" cock
lol

Jim Jefferies should have been the Daily Show host after Stewart, that fucking halfrican they hired is terrible and the other reporters are trying to hard to get their own shows but are forgetting they have to be funny.

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>>737328942
oh look it's this thread again.

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>>737351028

>>737328942
Colbertposting is top tier

>all these libs thinking when they say "LEL trumpfags butthurt so easy" makes them look like they're anything but butthurt

>>737332138
This guy is fine as long as he sticks to British politics instead of drumph

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>>737346444
This man got trips and no one says a word. Fuck yall

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>>737356092
>muh dubs

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>>737346444