What is the best way to vandalise a car? Something mean enough

Carbomb

>>737323499
>Something mean enough to make the news
rape the car

>>737323499
>Make some thermite
>Place on engine block
>Ignite thermite
>Watch results (from a safe distance)

Anything Muslim-hate related. That will do the trick

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>>737323795
Print out crude mohammet stencil and spray it on the hood.

>>737323636
>Watch results
>from a safe distance
Pick one. We are talking about thermite after all.

Sugar in gas tank. It'll fuck up the car internally

>>737323499
>easy mode: sugar in gas tank, rag in exhaust

>medium mode: put pebbles under valve stem caps to let air release slowly and silently

>hard mode: If you can access cars interior, eat 2lbs of asparagus and piss all over the seat (the smell will never go away)

>god mode: get a pan and crawl under the car and loosen oil drain plug, drain all oil and put plug back in, while your down there you can loosen the fittings on the brake line just enough for a slow drip, eventually will lose brakes

>>737323795

Yes.

An ISIS flag riveted on the hood should do the trick easily.

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>>737324079
Not necessarily. I researched this a while back and thr certainly wouldn't make the news.

>>737324079
that doesn't work, try getting your ideas from something other than 80s movies.

Just dump a bucket of paint stripper on it.

>>737323636
>Make some thermite
>Make

Lol'd

>>737323636
unironically this. You can buy the materials online for less than 50 bucks, and make a decent amount of thermite. But check the laws in your country, not entirely sure on legality.

This shit is no joke though, people joke around but if you make too much you could cause hundreds of thousands of damage to concrete/sewage

>>737324555
Isn't thermite a mix of rust and aluminum dust?

Why don't you just steal it, than crash it into a church?

>>737324555
Those trips are wasted just as much as the oxygen you are breathing.

Egg a car in the middle of the day, on a hot day right at 11:30am... it will royally fuck the paint when it dries. Additionally taking shit Oscar Meyer bologna and placing it stop the car in various places will eat the paint leaving polka dots on the car. I do not suggest either of these actions as you will face legal action if caught... but it answers your question.

>>737324555
Iron Oxide
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=iron+oxide&safe=off&tbm=shop&spd=8792567272761739546

Aluminum powder

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#safe=off&tbm=shop&q=aluminum+powder

Magnesium Strip

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#safe=off&tbm=shop&q=magnesium+strip

Flowerpot

80:27 ratio, mix, add magnesium strip, ignite, run

>>737323499
break the window and pour paint inside

>>737324555

Extremely fine aluminum dust, no way in hell you be able to produce that in your shitty garage, even if you try.

>>737324656
yes. it's super easy.

>>737324755

This was ment for >>737324656

>>737324755
Aluminium flakes are proven to work so your argument is invalid.

>>737324742
Placing the bologna atop the car.*
Also for the eggs it has to be a hot fucking sunny day so they bake onto the paint. Or you could take an angle grinder and just scour the paint job with it removing paint down to bare metal. Just think creatively.

>>737324555
It's easy to make, me and some friends made some when we were 16/17 and just burnt some shit. Why? We were teens with disposable income and we were bored.

>>737324745
>80:27 ratio

And then what you do with these 107% solution?

>>737324755
you can buy it. not expensive either.

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>>737323499
Draw swatiska on all the car hood you can see

>>737323636
https://homescience.wordpress.com/how-to-make-thermite/

>>737324983

Yeah, I know that. I'm saying you can't make it.

>>737324958
you have no idea what a ratio is do you? also that's not a solution since both are solids, it's a mixture.

>>737325056
no, you were implying it would be difficult to make thermite, when it's not, you can buy the materials.

>>737323499
shit on the car. we did this in high school. shat on the hood, spread it on the windshield, and put it under the handle

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>>737324958
I will give you a chance to think about your post, maybe you find your mistake yourself.

>>737325056
Actually you can make it. In fact you have to make it yourself because it's unlikely that you will buy pre-made thermite.

>>737325110

When you buy gasoline and oil for your 2-stroke motorbike and mixed them, you didn't create shit. You mixed gasoline and oil.

>>737325056
>I'm saying you can't make it.
But you can, real easily in fact. Anon >>737324745 already posted links and the required ratios, it's really simple to make.

>>737325251
no that's more like when you buy gasoline and add polystyrene, creating napalm. Yes, you just created something new by mixing 2 things. do you know what chemistry is?

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>>737323499
etch a theresa may picture onto the hood of the car. that will make the news

>>737325375
except my links are extremely busted, as that's from a saved document like 5 years old

Usually clampting copper brake pipes with mole grips will stop the brakes working... clamp 3 of the 4 leaving one front unclamped so they feel like the brakes work fine but under hard braking only one wheel braking. Deadly in the wet. Mechanic fag here.. theres many ways to damage cars very essily

>>737324991
OP here. This one is good, but I have already done this on an israreli embassy car which used to regularily park in the driveway to the underground garage.
P.s. They stopped imediately afterwards

>>737325440
Well whatever, it's still not hard to make.

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>>737325251
I really hope you are trolling.

>>737325421
to add, i'm willing to go through the effort of making a stencil in photoshop if you're willing to key the car/use the stencil and burn out the paint with it

Well fuck all of you and none of you can create aluminium dust fine enough to burn.

EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
if you throw an egg at a car and leave it over night, the yolk will peel the paint

>>737325678
rotary sander + catch bag + your mum's stripper pole

>>737325771

Won't work.

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Looks like it is really impossible to make thermite.

>>737325809
Oh right. You forgot to reply to certain type of posts so you no longer have mum.

>>737323636
ignore this and get some gasoline. much easier, cheaper.

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willing to etch in this one op?

>>737325728
This one is bullshit. Eggs are slightly acidic so obviously if left it will damage clear coat ... in most csses it will just dull it. Bird poop does more damage. If you want to damage paint use brake fluid. Strips the paint down to the metal in an hour or two

>>737325842
damn 30 micron powder, that shit will burn so quickly id imagine.

>>737325928
but he said he wants to make the news! i guess normal arson probably will too

>>737325809
it's like you can adjust grit or something. then a mortar + pedstle

and you're right, your mum no longer works : (

>>737325948
exploding thermite because fuck everyone and everything.

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My favorite is quick and easy

Super glue allkey holes.


They will never be able to use the key for any door and the trunk. It's great and you can do all holes in less than 5 min. Really great

>>737326041
too risky of collateral damage. like burning someone to the bone. flowerpots work pretty well from one experience

>>737326216
Most modern cars dont have keyholes so this one is outdated

>>737323499

file/scratch lines into the chassis and paint with gallium. The gallium will render the chassis brittle along the tool marks, causing it to fail rapidly due to metal fatigue. If possible, do this to the engine block rather than the chassis

>>737326290
Then glue wheels to ground

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Fill it with polyurethane foam, you can buy a couple of cans, wont need much since it expands a shitload.
>break glass
>poke the cans, throw them inside
>leave them do the work

>>737326343
Galium works slower than salt water on steel. It works best on aluminium so some engine blocks can be effected

>>737323499
>Country with a population of 5-15M
My city's population falls into that category...

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>>737326290
Still lots of cars that. Use keys bro

Also 20oz dry ice ink bombs if fun

Get 20 oz water bottles (cheap) and some ink from a hobby store. Oour out half the dottle or so depending on how big you want the blast and how long you want for a get away pour I. Ink and mix it up. When you are ready drop in the dry ice screw on cap stick it on hood or roof and run

Bonus points for shoving it in a cracked window

>>737325842
Excellent idea.
Buy your shit from amazon and use those materials to break the law. No way that will lead to your arrest. Dumbbutt.

>>737325942
Was going to post this, brake fluid do wonder.

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ehh got bored, here's the stencil.
spray can + cutout either white/black should do the trick

bonus : may get interprited as someone trying to promote teresa may

Pour brake fluid all over the car leave for some time results

spray paint "rapist" on the doors.

>>737324958
If it wasn't so concerning, your stupidity would actually be impressive.

>>737323499
Try and get under the car and put a fish on the radiator

>>737324892
isnt there something else you can use that refracts light from the sun and burns the paint off?

>>737327055
any damage to the car is already breaking the law. making thermite isnt illegal is most places. using it to destroy property is.

>>737327176
I'm not him, but please explain. If you're mixing two ingredients and the amounts aren't listed, just ratio, they would need to equal 100%.
Flame me of you like, just explain.

>>737327357
I'm saying it could lead to your arrest. It's one thing to say you didn't put thermite on a car.
If you have thermite, then it's a lot easier to pin on you.

>>737327400
Read.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio

>>737323499

Pour acid down the firewall. They will have to total it.

>>737327055
>living in a place where it matters from where you buy your stuff

>>737323499
bologna on hood

>>737323499
you want a vandalised car to make the news in a country with 15 mil people?
your gonna have to drive it into a court. or a mosque ;)

>>737327400
if the ratio is 1:3, total units are 4. % doesn't have much to do with it, unless you feel like converting in which case it's 25/75

>>737327481
if you made thermite, you use it all on the car, it would be fairly hard to pin it on you. the cops arent going to be looking for people with thermite on them, they are going to be looking for people with a motive to destroy the car.

>>737327691
i thought it was 3 grams to 8 grams ratio for optimum effect.

>>737327400
You are seriously so fucking stupid.

>>737323499
Car Bomb. Worked for the Muzzies and the Irish. You might even get your own facebook filter.

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>>737323499
Find unlocked car. Fire one of these off. Toss inside car. Leave

>>737327099
You can't stencil that shit.

>>737323499
Set it on fire. Why half-ass a thing you seem to care so much for?

>>737326498

Kek

>>737326604
This

>>737327400
80 grams : 27 grams
160 grams : 54 grams and so on...

>>737327904
i was explaining ratio, i dunno proper ratios for decent thermite.

>>737328297
maybe you can't

>>737329565
Thermite is 75% Iron Oxide and 25% Aluminum Powder but you have to light it magnesium strips

>>737323499
>>737325525
Instead of swastika, write "anti-semite fuck". make it seem to their neighbors they got targeted for being bigoted fucks. that will tarnish they reputation and fuck up their car pretty well.

>>737325563
osmium - super dense

>>737323499
Get it pregnant. Seriously.

>>737329719
that or a good torch. unless there;s no one around, you're gonna draw a shitload of attention.

something like a stencil you slap down, spray and run away.

another thing that could be done- wee bit of sand paper to roughen up top coat, mix of flour + water, slap that on the paper and post it

Pour coke on the paint. It'll dissolve it.

Hard mode: stencil a swastika and pour the coke in so there's a permanent mark on the hood of the car that can only be fixed by repainting the whole car.

smash wheels and stab windows

Whose car and why? This affects the response

>>737327055
>use address of an uninhabited house
>"just leave the package at the door"
>collect goods, go do evil

The real problem is paying for it without being traced back to you.

>>737326216
Who the fuck uses a key to open their car doors

Metal shavings in oil filter. It will make it seem like the oil filter was at fault and you get away Scot free.

>>737330672
Lots of people.. just walk through a Walmart parking lot retard

>>737323499
>What is the best way to vandalise a car?

pour break fluid on the paint, has to be rubbed down to the metal to get that shit off

>>737323499

Do this:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1332464420

But with a 'Lemon Party'.

You're welcome.

>>737323499
I don't think you can do anything less of a car bomb to make it to the news.

but if you want to do some simple evil shit,
go to drug store, buy a bottle of potassium permanganate - it's a really small botle of approx 50g of KMnO4 - and dump it onto the car before the rain.
bonus points if the car is of bright colors.

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>>737329928

>>737324745
You can also use a sparkler instead of a magnesium strip