All right , listen up
its 1914 , world war 1 . you're german and been assinged into 23rd Assault Detachment . The order is up to leave the trenches and charge at enemy positions . roll to see how well you do
>PRO TIP - you mostly die
last digits tell yours future
1 - shot down right after leaving the trench'
2 - artillery barrage
3 - mustard gas
4 - enemy charged at you with bayonete and killed you
5 - while you enter enemy trench , it collapses on you
6 - get shot by officer for not following orders
7 - enemy throw grenade at your feet
8 - machine gun nest mov you
9 - you got stuck in barbed wire and got shot
0 - you survive the assault and live to tell the tale
Dub - same as 0 but you volounter for next assault
trip - you kill enemy officer and the whole trench surrenders to you
quad - You get promoted to general and get comfy at headquarters
>>737319033
rolling
C'mon barbed wire
Nigger
>>737319033
Heil!
I will survive!
Gas gas gas
Father land!
Shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, for God, Emperor and Fatherland!
>>737319145
lmao the fuckin' trench collapsed on hi-
>>737319033
Rollerino
>>737319247
Ez wins
>>737319033
DIEDED
Fuck
Achtung!
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
Well shit, here I go.
>>737319136
>>737319144
>>737319145
>>737319201
>>737319242
>>737319247
>>737319251
>>737319272
>>737319275
>>737319293
laughing at all you dead cucks. turns out I got shot in the left tibia and survived
>>737319033
pls i don wan die
>>737319033
Let's go nighers! To victory
>>737319033
Heil
German goat mug
roll
>>737319400
back to the frontlines nigger
>>737319446
Kek
>>737319033
Roll for survival
Please God.
>>737319033
>3 - mustard gas
If my post ends in 3, I won't die before July 1917
ey
>>737319563
Hory shet
>>737319563
Yeah, three years of invincibility!
>>737319563
fate
ANGRIFF!
>>737319033
BRING IT ON NIGGERS
>>737319033
roll
Riggity roll
>>737319033
dubs chekem
Oh damn
0 get
Rolllllllll
>>737319033
fuck
>>737319860
Lived, eat my entire ass
Rollerdam
>>737319033
VORWÄÄÄÄRTS!!!
>>737319033
Rolllerrrr
No bully plz.
>>737319033
rawl?
>>737319033
you cant kill me im the main character of battlefield 1
rollan
>>737319888
HOLY FUCK
we got an war hero here
>>737319033
which way do I point my rifle?
>>737319033
fuck it i'll roll for comfort
I want to die anyways
i wanna live to fight in WW2 under the third reich
>>737319033
roll
>>737319033
Fuck this I'll take a six
>>737320270
FUCKYESILIVED
>>737320299
damn. guess I have to this shit again
>>737319033
Lorr
>>737320400
FUCKING HELL.
>>737319033
Roll
>>737320400
when will this nightmare end?
>>737320400
>>737320
Leeerroy Jenkinnns
>>737319033
watch me be a badass
ATTACK
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
rollin'
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
Roll
Rolling for 0 trips or quads (or all 3 of those)
Onwards, to glory
I have jesus with me
>>737319136
For Deutschland!
>>737320299
>>737320400
Rolling nigger
>>737320666
war hero
>>737319033
Hero me
>>737320666
Satan is a war hero?
>>737319033
For the fatherland!
>>737319033
roller
Das vut
>>737320877
Wilhelm protect me!
>>737319033
>All right, listen up
No.
>>737319033
For the Fatherland!
>>737320955
I am unstoppable!
>>737319033
Take me to Valhalla
>>737319033
rollan
glack glack
>>737319033
Gott schützen den Kaiser!
Fuck yeah I'm rolling
>>737319033
Rollio
>>737319033
roll me
>>737321055
my grandchildren will hear these stories
>>737321093
Polio
Niggers
>>737319033
rolll
>>737319033
roll
>>737321213
re roll (With Sabaton to hell and back playing)
Tonight we dine in hell
>>737321264
More like with Sabaton Price of a Mile
>>737319033
CHAAARGE FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE FATHERLAND!
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
Rollin'
>>737319136
Fucking coward
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
ALL I'VE EVER KNOWN IS PAIN
>>737319033
role for deth
>>737319453
>Ww1 trench warfare themed topic
>posts ww2 Normandy assault
The fuck are they teaching kids these days?
this is jarrett he a peddle
LETS DO THIIIIIIS
>>737319033
Let's kill em
>>737319033
ICH BIEN DUBENFARCHT
(fake german roll)
>>737319033
Charge For the freedom industrial complex!
>>737319033
Hope my story doesn't end here.
>>737319033
roll
>>737319033
Rollin
>>737319033
rollin
Rollerino
Zero get
>>737321831
Take your pedo pic to another thread, Faggot.
I will charge head first in my Prussian helmet and impale these Bastards! Agh!!!
>>737322306
Damn
>>737322388
Heh! That went well...here we go again
fuck
>>737322388
>>737322570
Fucking hell lads, this thing is me lucky charm
>>737322661
huh roll once more
>>737322723
do i roll once more?
>>737319033
for whom the bell rolls
>>737319033
Ralïn
i brought a Kar for charging. guess what happened...
Come on men! roll! do you want to live forever?
GO GO GO GO!
How do i roll
ze germans are here
Roll I want to live , also I dont want to kill people so I go in without any weapons like from the movie hacksaw ridge. I want to be as a life savior medic that believes in god.
>>737319033
Charge!!!
>>737319033
rolli
pls not 9 not wanna end up like a faggot
>>737319033
Pewpew
>>737323624
fawk
RAWLING
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
rollo
>>737319033
For the Fatherland!
>>737319033
Can I be the guy that gets to open the drums of mustard gas?
Alright Nias follow me!
ROLL. but im a special kind of soldier I wear bulletproof vest and I also have my machinegun with me. Ill save the day guys..
Let's see...
>>737319033
I die a bro
>>737323855
So I survived one and then get to die in the next?
>>737323944
Oh hell...
>>737323944
Whoa, mein fuher?
ROLL... im a cook im a simple man
>>737319033
rolling, ill probably be dead
>>737319033
ok let's see
>>737324004
Survived two storms and died in the third. I feel special for today.
>>73731903roll
kachow
>>737324155
nice, time for another battle...
>>737324199
Reroll for the next assault
>>737323854
bulletproof can't def from bayonet
ROLL... (I dont know how this game works can anyone please explain me
>>737319033
Roll 4, I hate this lyfe
Let's Roll
>>737319033
Nope
>>737324349
Then ill reincarnate in this next body as a pigeon ROLL!!!
I got this fam
Rollllllinnn'
So many dubs here, roll
>German 23rd assault regiment
>tfw germany lost the war anyway
>>737319033
rulin'
>>737324655
Fawk, here goes again
If I survive I promise that I will fight the next world war. so pls let me survive!!!
ROLL
>>737324655
>>737324946
Wtf mang!
>>737319033
roll
>>737319033
it's discodonderdag, I dance right tru!
>>737324480
Live to tell your tale ya pigeon.
>>737319033
kill the frogs
i shall kill a man with my cock
>>737325287
oh fuck i kick it back
ROLL.. As a soldier from the German 23rd assault regiment its an honor to fight in this battle..... CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEE!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>737325300
now i shall kill a man with my toes
>>737325300
Oh shit here we go again....
>>737319033
Roll
>>737319033
Roll
TIME TO DIE
VALHALLLAAAAAA
>>737319033
lets charge these buttholes
For glory boys
Rolling
>>737325450
>>737325428
Youre already dead... it doesnt count
>>737325510
YOU MUST GO ON!!!! dont live.... GO NOWWWW RE ROLL YA PUSSY!!!
>>737319033
roll
>>737325500
I'm back for more blood bitches
>>737325541
Different people m8
>>737319033
roll
Rollllll
I survive...but at what cost? Just to suffer? Do you feel it too?
>>737325630
>>737325690
GO WITH ME COMRADE LET GOOOOOO REROLL YA FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Send my love to my wife lads
>>737325500
>>737325688
ive seen more shit than I ever cared to.
I pray for a release as I prepare to roll again
Rollin
I dont wanna dieeee!!! MAAAMAAAAAA!!!!!
>>737325781
Through the gates of hell lets go
Rooooollllll
>>737319033
rolin
Might as well. I mean how bad could it be
>>737319033
Rolling
KILL ALL EM BASTARDS!
rolling for the vaterland
Roll... A muslim soldier has entered the battle fighting for germany
Hopes to survive the battle with some prayings:
It was narrated from Al Miqdad Ibn Al Aswad -may Allah be pleased with him-, that the Prophet -peace and prayer of Allah be upon him- said,
( إِنَّ السَّعِيدَ لَمَنْ جُنِّبَ الْفِتَنَ.)
“Indeed, a happy person is he who is kept away from tribulation.” [1]
Many people amongst the Islamist activists and the preachers who desire goodness and happiness for themselves and nobleness and glory for the muslims are asking,
“By what means could we attain happiness?”
“How could we procure this noble goal?”
“How could we protect ourselves from many kinds of mischief?”
“How could a muslim be safe from any
Gimme sweet death
>>737319033
roll for the reich
Roll
A jewish soldier has entered the battle
Hopes to survive the battle with some prayings.
Baruch atah, Adonai
Eloheinu, Melech Haolam,
borei p'ri hagafen.
Baruch atah, Adonai
Eloheinu, Melech haolam,
asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav v'ratzah vanu,
v'Shabbat kodsho
b'ahavah uv'ratzon hinchilanu,
zikaron l'maaseih v'reishit.
Ki hu yom t'chilah l'mikra-ei kodesh,
zecher litziat Mitzrayim.
Ki vanu vacharta, v'otanu kidashta,
mikol haamim.
V'Shabbat kodsh'cha
b'ahavah uv'ratzon hinchaltanu.
Baruch atah, Adonai, m'kadeish HaShabbat.
>>737326166
fuck
>>737319033
God save us
>>737326288
NEXT ASSAULT
Hh
Roll
>>737319033
Gotta die some time
Roll lets show these cuck whites what we blacks can do!!!! CHAAAAAAARRRRGEEE
>>737319033
niiiiiiig
I can feel it! No turning back now!
MEIN FUHRER
>>737326379
NOOOOOO!!!!! my little brother!!!! :''(((
Roll
You monsters!!! ill kill yall!!!!!!
Rule
>>737326379
>>737326462
My sons!!!!! noooooooo!!!!!!!
Roll..
CHAAARRRGEEEEEEE!!!!
...roll
Rolls deep for the krauts
>>737326177
Alright back over the top, prepare your asses tommies
>>737326523
Dad.....d...dad..???
Takes his rifle and charge into battle*
Roll please let me live
>>737319033
Roll lol
I dont like orders
Leggo
>>737326586
Nephew!!!!!!!!
Im the only black guy of the army now.... well.... I guess.... its time for me to die now.... CHAAAARGGGEEEE!!!!!!
>>737319033
Rœll
>>737326655
Fuck! Why did I volunteered for a second round? Chaaaaarge!
>>737319033
Rolling to victory
rolling
>>737319033
lets goooo
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
>>737319033
Death Korp of Krieg, reporting for duty !
>>737319033
roll
>>737319033
what a stupid fucking painting. No one used battle maces in WW1.
The only reason the mace even existed as a weapon was to penetrate plate and chainmail.
>>737326586 *stands next to anon liveless body*
''YOU NIGGER YOUVE JUST GOT SHOT BY YOUR OFFICE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK UP THE RIFLE'' heh.....
>>737326877
Death Korp once again triumph of the Heretics ! FOR THE EMPEROR ! INTO THE TRENCH !
>>737319033
WOT
>>737326877
Charge with me!!!! NOOOWWWW